@ngo_studio going good, I drilled the hole then went to the doctor after a decent amount of red fluid came out and overall I saved about 13 and a half ounces
I removed a lot of the spokes on my wheels too!! I really didn't need anymore than like 3 spokes per wheel now it rides much better and is much lighter!! It also made my wallet lighter too because of all the hospital bills. Thanks for the pro tips😊
The lofi really establishes that trust :')! The thumbs up, with the smile sell this so beautifully. Almost reminds me of that vid where the kid gets convinced to microwave his family laptop.
You’d be flying to heaven I’d imagine. After it snapped in half, fell apart, the hard wear and gears join you for surprise skydiving and you end in style…
i admire your dedication! unscrewing all the pins from the pedals and then having to put them back in. all that just for the joke. king shit right here
This was actually a thing early 90’s - people would drill holes in seatposts and handlebars…shaving grams (and strength!) all over. All people needed to do was have a clear out in the lavvies before riding and they’d have shifted more weight!
thanks it really helped was 13 kg before now is 4 kg removed the saddle like who needs it and i replaced the saddle post with 2 toothpicks it tickles a little but it isn’t all for nothing and i made a few hole in the wheels but few small sacrifices for the big coal
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DONT ACTUALLY DO ANY OF THIS
Love the clarification 😅
People here after doing all of that 😂
But I have a question. Would it actually be ok to take my grips off because they bother me sometimes. Thanks🤙
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
@@jay_carspotting no i wouldn't take them off rather change them for others which are more comfortable or wha the problem is
FINALLY- my bike weighs 5 grams less!! Thanks for the advice 💯
Bro why are you on a wheelchair
Bro why are you on a hospital bed
@@xxgigachadxxWell I guess it's time for Top 5 Wheel Chair Weight Saving Hacks for this poor dude.
@@_hitomaru hes gonna be on a hospital bef then a coffin
@@_hitomaru oh sheesh
Instructions unclear, I drilled holes in my arms and legs and now I feel lightheaded
Seems like it worked, you saved a lot of weight on your kit, and you even said you felt light.
@@Affirmbuttress good point but to be fair I was lightheaded before
also lightweight
The wheels are pretty heavy too i usually just take those things off 🤷
Why don't just drill holes to them.
And the the frame, i take that off
Just take the front off and do wheelies.
intelligent move. saves a lot of rotating mass
Why dont u remove the frame its better i use that
The best is to remove the whole frame, so light and also burns more calories and so much core activation.
run. 0 bike weight
😂
Instantly improves your relationships as well.
And even better, it destroys your joints by the time you're 50
Run on foot
Personally I like to remove the entire handle bar and chain as they too weigh a lot
Don’t forget about the spokes you only need about half of what they give you stock
Remove all. We need only single wheel... Unicycle for down hill😅😅
this helped me so much that i started using a wheel chair!
How can you WALK with a wheelchair
@@imranbinaboobacker6759 you just do
😂😂😂😂
Yea bro
why am i getting so much replies now, this post was a month ago lmao
I like the brake removal. They do nothing, and just slow you down
This is how fixers think
So true 🤔
@@supermaxpr0 yea, we got legs
As a bmxer I agree
Bahahahahahah funny joke
Instructions unclear, my bike is now riding without a rider.
If your nickname is real I'm cooked
@@bohy8974 You are indeed cooked.
@@F.B.IKnowsYourSearchHistory Are you planning a raid?
I shed 45 lbs off my bike by actually loosing 45lbs of fat myself.
spread like a mextape
Nah u wrong for that
SAVAGE
Damn.
Me too, bro. It makes a difference. Lol. I used to be damn near 320 lbs! I'm down to 215 now!
One of my favourite weight saving tips is getting rid of spokes. They weigh so much, you basically only need 4 spokes per wheel
Get rid of the handlebars you don’t need them.
AHAHAHA💀💀
@@a.alexander7958 and don’t forget the stem
4 spokes? Overbuilt!
3 spokes are enough
I actually like to just remove the frame because that really helps and you'll be so much faster without all that extra weight
I drill a hole in my water bottle, saves so much weight!
Next, I'm gonna try drilling a hole in my stomach. I'll update with results.
@ngo_studio going good, I drilled the hole then went to the doctor after a decent amount of red fluid came out and overall I saved about 13 and a half ounces
@ngo_studio now it's 4 months.
I think dude is dead
6 months no reply let’s all grab our peanut butter bites in honour of this man 😭😭😭 he was so young why did he have to go 😭😭😭😭
とてもうまくいきました！ 私は不必要な体重を5ポンド以上節約しましたが、主な注意点は、現在は日本語しか話せないことです。 私はアメリカ人です。 私も本当に長々と話すことしかできません。 喋っても喋っても何故か止まらないのが本当に鬱陶しいんです。 クロスカントリーライダーにはこの軽量化方法を強くお勧めします。カーボンファイバー製のウォーターボトルケージに100ドルを費やすよりもはるかに優れています。
@@alexflosho did you lose any more weight now?
Can you please show the drilling frame step 🗿🗿
Then the joke would have gone too far lol💀
I bought a pair of reserves and wrapped the bottom with electal tape after removing the tires and they work just fine!
I followed your advice and now my bike is lighter than ever- and I’m in my hospital bed writing this message. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just drilled holes into the tires and I can ride so freely now
YO My bike dosentwork
Thanks alot! I'm now in the hospital paying about 40k a month 💯💯💯
I removed a lot of the spokes on my wheels too!! I really didn't need anymore than like 3 spokes per wheel now it rides much better and is much lighter!! It also made my wallet lighter too because of all the hospital bills. Thanks for the pro tips😊
please for the love of god tell me youre joking
when I used these tips even my body has less weight because I got rid of my teeth. i would recommend it to anyone!
I can't wait for test it!
Thanks man, now i'll become the faster in the group 🎉😊❤
I've tested all. Definitely a good improvement. Very light, so light that I'm flying ATM
you at heaven yet?
@@ldriv795 arrived a week ago. Not exactly like in the movies but close. Really nice place IMO. So, do all hacks he recommended, it worth it.
:)
Flying straight to hospital! 🤣
give me some flying money then
Great advice!!! I did all this to my MTB and am now am now getting a ride to the hospital!!
The lofi really establishes that trust :')!
The thumbs up, with the smile sell this so beautifully.
Almost reminds me of that vid where the kid gets convinced to microwave his family laptop.
To save more weight I just binned my bike, put the saddle in my rucksack and walk. So effective.
Just got a new mongoose from Walmart and it’s pretty heavy so thanks for the tips, I think I’ll skip the helmet and pads too to save some weight!
A mongoose? You might wanna drill a few holes in the frame
@@Hysandel the rubber on the tires was pretty heavy too so I ditched it
@@smeefbeef367 nah bro, cut off the spokes on your tires
@@Hysandel fr those are light but all of them add up, thanks for the time I’ll do the delete.
A mongoose
Removing the seat and wheels really lightens the load!
My friend used to do those things, and he’s in a good place now😂
Where, ICU or Mortuary 😂
@@athulm8456 Heaven, I believe.
@@athulm8456 I think he's in the forever box
Sure its THE good place?😂
Amazing advice, honestly I saved even more weight from my mountain bike by just walking!
I took the wheels off and it’s much lighter lol
great ! that sounds cool by taking ourselves off
@@350psibut how can you ride do you add some tiny wheels and then ride it
Great idea. Got it done just waiting for the test drive. Thanks👍
Very nice, I actually took the whole bike frame off and left the wheels, love it!
🤣👍
Tyres add unnecessary weight, so what i recommend is removing the tyres from your bike. A whole lotta weight can be reduced by doing that
Thanks man this helped a ton!
I did what you suggested and saved a ton of weight, but for some reason my bike fell apart just riding around the neighborhood... rip StumpJumper😭
On of my favorite weight saving tips is, going to the toilet and talking a dump, 2 pounds gone ez
Wht type of Indian food do u eat
@@beep-bop2186 I like curry. I'm not Indian
@@alinofinity6549 🤢🤮
Thanks soo much I just bought a brand new trek fuel and I wanted to cut some weight. I will be trying all of this
The best thing I did to lose weight on my bike was the get rid of the frame. Its so much faster now
U don't need a frame if you can be the frame
I’m a beginner and just got my first bike from Walmart to start, thank you for the tips!!
Agree. We need to see the top speed after the changes. I bet it go fast.
"How to destroy your bicycle" is perfect title.
r/woosh
@@Broccchedd yes this is an r/woosh moment
Weight savings are more important that keeping the bike looking nice. Function over aesthetics.
@@jonnywilson9117 yes that's why I am switching to Uni Cycle
And the last hack : when dropping or jumping a ramp try and save even one wheel
Thx for the tip!
I am new to this so i didn't knew this.
Imma try it today 😃👍
The frame with way too much, I prefer to just imagine that I'm cycling whilst on the couch :)
I instandly tried all these these hacks. I can absolutely recommend them. Just mindblowing 🤣🤣
Was that after you crashed and burned?
Dain Bramage.... Bet you went without a helmet too....
@@rg3965 Helmet is extraweight too. You don t need it
Going to get started on mine right now.
aye yo, how to increase the weight? been airborne for the last 3 days
🤣🤣🤣
You’d be flying to heaven I’d imagine. After it snapped in half, fell apart, the hard wear and gears join you for surprise skydiving and you end in style…
yeah but dude his bike would be so much lighter while that happens!
@@sma4827 haha 😂 😂😂
I did all of it accept the drilling part…thanks for the tips
I cracked up laughing as soon as he started taking out the screws
Ok
@@IGR2106 ok
My bike now literally weighs in negative.
Thanks for these LIFE SAVING tips
Thanks for this my son Really loved riding his bike so I did a couple of upgrades and this helped ALOT!!
To quote a friend's wife recently... Instead of getting a new bike that weighs 2 lbs less.... "Why don't you lose 2 lbs.... It's free".
Tell her to lose 10 pounds.
Lmao
You mean ex-wife.
Dude I'm bout to believe all the thing you said cuz idk anything bout MTBs. Wish me luck bruther
I replaced all the bolts with superglue, and pumped the tyres up with helium. Loads better now.
Imma need to see you riding this 😂😂😂
Good idea, I also delete my frame I loss a lot of weight thanks for the advice
I ❤ the vibe that goes under shorts like this 😂
i admire your dedication! unscrewing all the pins from the pedals and then having to put them back in. all that just for the joke. king shit right here
Fun fact: A bike can ride without brakes, so let's remove the brakes!
What me and my friend always said, Just drink 2 beers less
Thank you for this knowledge, made my bike so light that I’m flyin rn
I did this and I broke my back thanks for paralyzing me
:)
Me after doing this: Rolled down from a 45m high mountain😂
I thought “maybe he’s actually serious” until he started drilling holes in everything 😂
🤣🤣🤣
My best tip is to take every second link out the chain. Works a treat
one of my favorites is taking away the front wheel because you never really use it and it weighs a lot
This was actually a thing early 90’s - people would drill holes in seatposts and handlebars…shaving grams (and strength!) all over.
All people needed to do was have a clear out in the lavvies before riding and they’d have shifted more weight!
I love the cap cut music!
don't forget to get rid of the frame, tires and handlebars, they really just add weight.
This is next level trolling of cycling’s obsession with component weight. Brilliant. 😂
I take off the seat and the wheels. That helps a lot with the weight
Damn, I freaked out when you started to drill the frame, lol
I had an accident where the handle bar hurt me really bad but luckly the grip saved me
Thanks I’m a new biker this will help ❤❤❤
Fun fact a lot of pro athletes use to take off 3 of the 6 bolts on there rotor to lighten there bike. It may seem stupid but they did it
The saddle and the frame itself weights a tonne! Removed them.
I take the tires of only rims it's a bit bumpy but it does the job
You can use bamboo frame, it's much lighter, we have it here in the Philippines 🤗
If you have a coil shock, just remove the coil, saves a lot of weight off the shock!
You forgot to remove spokes, you only need 3 of them in each wheel and that saves a ton of weight.
Two screws one the diss brake can cause a screw to broke in half and for one to break the hubs it happen two me once but luckily it was an easy fix
i like how he didn’t wanna ruin his bike and drill into it just for the video
I removed my rear suspension. That saved me the most weight.
Bike Trials riders actually do drill the frame to lose weight also wheel rims!
LES GOOOO!!! MY BIKE WEIGHS 1 GRAM LESS!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥
i tend to throw out the frame first, usually save a couple pounds that way.
I removed the front wheel and the frame and its so lightweight, thnx for the advice
Wow you just saved 1lb and made it so that your handlebar is going to fall off after the first hard jump great job.
3 is Actually Kind of useful i know a lot of people that do that
Thank you i drilled myself and im in operation :))))
thanks it really helped was 13 kg before now is 4 kg removed the saddle like who needs it and i replaced the saddle post with 2 toothpicks it tickles a little but it isn’t all for nothing and i made a few hole in the wheels but few small sacrifices for the big coal
My fav is the full bike delite , yiu dont realy need it and it saves you a lot of weight…
Oh wow thank you so much my mtb is very lightweight
I replaced my wheels with casters, the weight savings is amazing
I have done everything thank for the tip
I found out another hack for weight loss...throw out your bike and it will be lighter than air, but if you can't just cut it up and then throw away
I cant remember any examples exactly but as kids we would drill holes in literally everything for weight reduction
also don't forget to get rid of unnecessary brake lines
Bro I think you can start with your gut, then blame the bike for being too heavy.