The RoastMasters 8.9.16: Nick Mullen vs. Stavros Halkias
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Comedians Nick Mullen and Stavros Halkias battle it out at The RoastMasters hosted by Luis J. Gomez
With judges:
Big Jay Oakerson
Bonnie McFarlane
Mike Lawrence
Rich Vos
"stav models himself after the greek god diabetes, the patron saint of wearing a shirt in a pool an luring kids into the shallow end" fuck that one killed
That was the best joke, but "Nick looks dressed for a glory hole at an autoparts store" was my second favorite line.
@@underthetrees4780 that insane too. wow these boys are good, I hope they start a podcast because they could easily make $100,000+ a month
Best line forsure
It was great but he could of set up the joke to let the audience know that Stavros is Greek.
@@Mrkevi123 This is a randomly late reply, lol, but he literally says, "As a Greek, Stav models his life..."
adams gay little giggle throughout is killing me
So gay and little
I've watched this a few times and until I read this I'd never noticed, but now it's all I can hear.
You're a Saint
You'd love his podcast
yEaH hAHA
These guys have a natural chemistry they should do a podcast together
Right?
Good idea. Throw in a gay Jewish dude for good measure.
I know, and they could call it something gay, like "Semen City" or some shit.
TheRuffington nah nah nah nah nah **old black man voice**
HURRRHURRRHURRR
Stav is one half of the Cumtown podcast, by weight.
Hell yeah dude
Id say 3/4 easy....
He's 7/8ths of the podcast and that's including adam
DUDE ADAM IS DYING RECORDING THIS
why did you have to point that out now all I hear is the bug
hes also dying at having to hear "1 half of cum town" without being able to butt in to correct the record
@@thejswzz bugs don't count as people
@@misterscallop9849 theyre called bug people for a reason.
@@PolumbiusTheThird hahahahahahahaha
Stavros cant lose weight because he hurt his foot 3 years ago
Ha!
He had that fight with his dad that one time too.
Can confirm I dropped my cock on it
@@jamesbrincefield9879 Yeah he had a food fight with his dad
Dude, he needs to get his life in order before he can focus on the gym. Don’t you know he has to record a 2 hour podcast once a week? Have a heart…
Nick has that thousand island stare the whole time
Lol the callback. Nice
@@Terror187D it's more of a reference than a callback. Trust me, I'm gay
He's on coke
@@lenonel3286 i trust in your powers
@@Enzombie coke is on nick
imagine they both just start ripping on adam 😂
what they should’ve done
yeah, its called Cumtown
That's the only thing better
I like to imagine nick is bullying trans teenagers on twitter with his phone as opposed to looking up his jokes.
I wanted to thumb this comment up, but saw it already had 69 likes.
Nice.
impossiblemission4ce it now has 96 which is basically the same thing so let’s keep it there
@@rentonshill561 it now has 114, which means it needs slightly over three hundred more
That doesn't sound like Nick
He definitely is
The Greek god diabetics joke is one of the best I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂😂
Had me fartin in the club
Diabetes
I’m late to the party but that’s the one that got me
nick just wants to get off stage to do more coke
😂the whole end part thats all hes thinking
hes got that thousand island stare going.
Also.. he has to “coke shit” I’d bet hard money on that’s why he was extra jittery cause the doodoo dropping hard that the coke did 5 minutes ago.
😂 hate when I rail a line and drive home then I’m literally prairie dogging hitting the speed bumps in my house division
Don’t we all...
@@73THUNDERDOME73 or when you havent even picked up yet, but your guys on the way, and you have to suddenly shit in anticipation.
"One half!" Of a three person podcast. Luis is brilliant.
@@stavrosmayakofsky1915 no Adam is negative 10 pounds, therefore one half being true
@@stavrosmayakofsky1915 true but he was a “guest” at the time, you can hear him giggling while recording.
This was back when it was just them two. Not a true fan
@@alexorozco6120 what the first episode? How dare you accuse me of not being a true fan. Im gay
@@alexorozco6120 wait, it was actually just the two of them at one point?
Nick shifting around nervously on stage is so cute, no homo
*so homo
Lmao its because he was coked out
Orlando murillo yes I’m Italian and my name is Dicklesshomo
his classic move, coked up fidgeting on stage, relatable
It almost makes me want to kiss him on his delicious lips, im not gay though
These two have a good chemistry. If only they got a third guy who added nothing to the mix, they could do a podcast together.
Maybe someone really gay
someone really gay and...maybe likes to haggle?
Hmm maybe he should have a big nose too? And a little hat?
Hey Adam does .. stuff
Maybe have the third guy shit his pants occasionally
Everybody's ragging on Nick's awkward posture, but no one's mentioning Stav's hand awkwardly grazing the back wall the whole time?😂
He needs to use the wall to help support his massive weight.
That stance is called the Louis CK
stavs hand awkwardly grazing nick's back walls
Fat guy on a small stage. That's why Louis does it too.
he's just making sure there's enough space
The funniest part is Adam laughing behind the camera
Loud as shit...
Happy Adam Laugh is good.
I don’t think that’s him. There’s no throaty frog sounds
Jesus what a meeting of minds, it's like a modern day Gore Vidal vs Bill Buckley
it really is. cumtown 2018
@@HackBennys how this comment doesn't have infinite likes baffles my face...
Yeah its called conversation
Chris Kolar norm
Chris Kolar it's called a brain war you fucking moron
This would've been a double homicide if the emergency team didn't rush them to the hospital for a last minute BONG HIT TRANSPLANT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
davick1 could’ve been emergency bong hit transplant instead of last minute
Cumtown easily the best pod out there! And im a black guy so you can deffinatly trust me.
Doubt
Cap
Ian Fink oh wow u r black so I can trust u
Why are you black
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm black
Funny. It works best when the two comics know each other and are close.
0:30 One half, huh? Sick burn on Adam.
Aaron is technically the Cumtoen intern.
Bugs don’t count
nah but fr i dont think he was officially on the show at this date
@@FD_and_B youre right. Adam came later.
They mean in terms of body mass.
"Greek god Diabetes"
Holy shit 😂
I like how Luis introduces Nick as "one half" of the podcast. Proves how valued Adam is not only as a comedian, podcaster, or even entrepeneur, but as a human being
I think you missed the joke......
I'm gay
@@T_D_B_I think I’m gay
Eat your words. Adam is center left superstar
Nick Mullen is half of the Adam Friedland show and Stavros is the other half
stav is like 100 pounds lighter here
namedidii dude he hurt his foot give him a break
Connor L lol 😂
Still fat and gay
@@joshualykins8730 still fat and gay
Hes gonna be so ripped soon
Nick looks like Super Mario before he eats the mushroom to make him regular sized.
nick displayed the entire array of human emotions between 8:33 and 8:40
holy fuckin hell
tourettes?
@@monkeeandroid5670 cocaine?
Oh damn absolutely cocaine
lookin like a yung charles manson
So nice for Vin Diesel to open the show for them.
I thought it was Obama
He did it for family.
Stav desperately grabbing onto the wall for stability throughout caused a giant grin for me.
The sound guy screwed up and didn't play the Home Improvement theme.
04:39 - he deserved to win for that one alone
I like how it was more conversational.
Such great chemistry between these two. I could never imagine a falling out between them.
God damn these jokes are 1000000x better than the Comedy Central roasts.
Comedy Central is a worthless propaganda outlet now
Nick. Have you considered memorizing your jokes.
Chris H he had done too much blow
Caring about stuff isn't cool
It's a roast battle. And even the best comedians still bring a notebook to the stage when working out their material
A lot of the times with roast battles u only get a week to write the joke and its the first and only time performing them so what's the point in memorising
@@ilikespacedinosaurs nice aphex pfp
I love how Stavvy touches the wall.
Sonny grounding
I agree Nick won but Stavros put up a strong showing. Stav's first and last jokes where two of the best in the roast.
A lot of Cumtown fans worship Nick, and though he’s such a phenomenal comedian, Stav is also very funny and has plenty of moments all his own. Hate when people dont put any respect on Stav
@@DoctorCyan too many cumtown fans are unironically gay for Nick
The cult of nick guys are so annoying. Nick is funny but i really hate those 8chan guys.
Stav stayed up for 4 nights writing these jokes and Nick definitely came up with his at the bar seconds before he got on stage.
Nick is the anthony in this situation. Stav is the Jimmy and we all know who Adam is.. also I'm gay
Facts
Wait…..wait……..I’m not done
Nick is literally scrolling through his phone to read all of his jokes
gay little parasocial fantasy
wish they went another couple rounds, both were great
9:38 'faggot and Costello' is an underrated quip from Gómez
short guy in a red cap going out to catch pokemans.
Fash catchem
only uses N-balls
I think its diddy kong
7:42 I'm watching Nick's head as his cocaine fueled mind is watching an invisible tennis match that we cannot see
The best burn of them all was not even acknowledging Adam as part of the podcast by introducing Nick and Stav as "halves of the podcast."
Gotta give ultimate props to stav- he’s winging it while nick has to look at his notes app on his phone to remember his roasts
I'm pretty sure Stav had a notepad there with jokes on it.
Notepad > phone on stage@@wilaustu
I felt like I was watching a live version of cum town. Stav and Nick being hysterical while I listen to Adam's terrible laugh the whole time
For vos to call anybody a low budget anything is an insult to decency. Colin Quinn summed it up by calling him a “road hack’s road hack”
While 100% true Vos will always be a legend
I just want to say thank you for these videos and if i ever travel to new york, i will 100000% attend the show
Luis looks like a big buff baby
*I like how they basically roasted the F out of Adam in their intoductions by saying they were each 1 half of the podcast, essentially leaving out Adam entirely lmao*
watching nick absolutely high out of his mind on coke is funnier than their actual jokes
He looked at each individual thing and person in the room 6x in the span of 30 seconds 😂
The constant wiping of the nose to make sure the coke snot isnt running down his face
@@HitRockBoglimomg you got me laughing on that one holy shit
Stav is so charming in person, jesus christ.
"Greek God Diabetes" Had to stop the video to laugh for 5 minutes
I want to see how one sided a nick vs Adam roast battle would be. It’s already like 7,000 to 0 on the podcast
this is the first time i've genuinely laughed at anything in a long time. the lobotomy must have worked
Alrit I counted the bricks and Nick is Actually 6'3"
Popular gay autistic podcaster Nick Mullen seen to be operating under the pseudonym Joseph S
You are saying Luis J Gomez is over 6'3"? He's shorter than Frankie Muñiz - the white Puerto Rican in the Middle.
Those are double wide bricks. He's 3'1"
Stav daintly holding on to the wall behind him to not pass out
Coked up nick staring at his phone for jokes is my favorite.
lmao 1/2 of the podcast
Well Adam is a bug so...
amazing how stav's head has tripled in size in four years
Nick bouncing around like he just demolished eight fat rails in a row
Bro it's insane how skinny stav used to be
Obviously Nick did coke before he came out.
Yeah diet coke
Like why wouldnt he?
i mean, yeah
Of the closet?
@@moseisleyblues8492 wait, did he finally come out for fucking all those men?
I mean if have to pick a winner...
But really these two make a great pair, better together, that was an amazing roast.
Stav is the sweatiest man in the biz
Let's be honest, Louis putting 2 fingers on his hip while the judges spoke was the most awkward stance of this whole video
3:10 nick took this personally for the next 5 years.
stavvy put on a shit load of weight after this lmao
This is why cumtown is amazing, in between Adam lying, Nick Doing a 25 minute bit, and Stav uncontrollably laughing this is what its like. God bless these men 🗿🖤
That’s a great evening: watching friends roast each other.
Couple of Puerto Rican rattlesnakes right here
Stavros rubbing the wall in the beginning is funny af lol
Hey, I don’t like seeing my best friends insult each other.
Like the end of revenge of the sith 😭
I know people say "I'm screaming" but that diabetes joke literally had me fucking screaming in laughter
Seeing this now and hearing Jay and Stav on Stavvys World is fantastic.
Honestly the best roast battle I've seen. Could've gone either way.
it's hilarious that nick is like 5"1'
Yes. I can't stop laughing about that.
Watching Stav's shirt cover in sweat as he just handles the situation is fucking elegant.
Nick might have won the roast but he was also clearly on coke and has squandered all the opportunities in his career
How has he squandered all the opportunities in his career
8:00 on...... nick is so COKED OUT
It's not the same without stavs cackling laughs after ever nick bangers
Stav's insight is always welcomed
Because his size forces him onto all sides of all issues
3:00 Stav loves treating a joke like a four course meal
When Stav laughs really hard he looks like he's gonna devour Nick
Back when Stav was regular obese
6:22 easily the best joke
m^^gay
Stavros leaning his hand against the wall like he's gonna tip over
The lighting really gets on my nerves
Goddamn Stav is literally twice as big nowadays
nick mullen is the funniest man alive
He’s in the Top 5000
Along with cushbomb n byyourlogic
I think he COULD be, but he just doesnt care. Comedy is better than subwau esp if ur ADD podcast somehow brings in 50k a mo. Hes like bart. Too beautiful for this world. Not stav and adam tho. Theyve peaked
The moustache is how i know he doesnt care. He knows its stupid, its on his face and its prolly a lil game for him. Can i get laid w this dumb stache, and prolly so and im sure it bothers him bc hes fuckin weird. The kind of weird that gets laid tho
Top 1Million at best
Damn nick is hilarious
I will never forget where I was on 9/11, because that is also where I was when I heard Nick on the Cheek Clappers podcast for the first time
Nick is one of my new favorite comedians
Nick rocking the “can’t stand still” ripped on chooch
def. works best when both of the people are actually friends who respect each other. otherwise you wind up with Kerryn Feehan.
The gloryhole at advanced auto parts
Its crazy they did this before their podcast. Woah. Or like in the very early days (pre-Adam?)
Yeah, this was great.. I really wished they would let them keep going. Love this stuff
I watched this at 5pm.......more like 5AM
Nick smoked Stav and Stav ain't no slouch
This one was good!
Luis’ shorts need their own podcast