Nick talking about Ben Shapiro jerking off to Mr. Feeny's feet because he saw his sister's tits while also promoting the Nissan sales event was poetry being crafted in real time.
@@GreyStages I was listening to this while I was cooking for my girlfriend (that's what I like to call my boyfriend) and she thought I was retarded because I literally couldn't stop laughing and I couldn't possibly explain this to her.
You know when comedians are advertised as unfiltered, while cumtown is actually unfiltered, in the way that they say whatever balls-crazy thing pops into their minds.
the things nick pretends not to know about says so much about who he is behind the mask. i honestly think half of his parody bits wouldn't work if he wasn't inadvertently dropping those hints here and there to provide the necessary character distance
His laugh is a real, not hammed up laugh so I’ve never ever been bothered. What about when they sloppily eat on mic? That makes me want to strangle them
Not only that, but he also criticized Walz for signing legislation that provides K-12 students with free breakfast and lunch-which fits perfectly with 10:44.
If you listen to it at .25X for a while, then it will seem like you’re making time go by faster when binging it at normal speed. I don’t know what that will accomplish, but will seem like it was accomplished faster.
Stav does the Mr Feeny voice perfectly in terms of execution, but Nicks is just on another level, it's a whole character with just the voice. It has dimension.
I thought the cum boys were cool but then I realized how much effort they all spend to make it seem like they don't remember the names of the characters of boy meets world.
so I'm definitely late to cumtown but I came across this video and I can say without a shadow of a doubt this is the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life
I've watched this video so many times I've practically memorised all the moves from the chess gameplay in the background... Nick truly belongs in the comedy hall of fame for this bit.
For a few seconds I had to reorient myself because I took it at face value. I thought Jordan might’ve been tall as shit. It would be funny to photoshop jordan smaller than joe Rogan
@@deivitsalazar1991delorean toyota, the big shill 2, all of gay actor michael douglas, to kill a mockingbird audioplay are some of the longest and best
I feel like they really could’ve went over the top with this even more if they realized William Daniels (Mr Feeney) was the voice of KITT the talking Trans Am on Knight Rider back in the 80s😂
"SEE YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT BABY....No its just the universe coming together. The stars aligning, in a beautiful symphony" This shit is so fucking funny, please.
“You know that tiny kosher political correspondent? It’s a show where three guys from New York talk about that guy being molested and mutilated as a child by a sitcom actor.”
I choose to believe that Ben Shapiro has heard this.
He's been really quiet in regards to this
He started growing the beard because of Nick.
@@hithere4719 😂
He listens to this while Abby pegs him
i guarantee he busts to this
The way Nick riffs his way from the voiceover guy into Ben Shapiro-- truly A Beautiful Mind
it was so sublte too I almost didn't catch it
Its like when a painter perfectly blends the colors of a sunset, you think its red but then its orange and yellow and also jeff goldblum
I fully know how gay I sound saying this but I genuinely feel he’s one of the greatest comedic minds of our time.
A gay mind
what if the movie was called burriful mind and it was a retarted guy writing chinese on the walls
By far one of the most ethereal and impressive bits Nick has ever pulled out of his brain
Nah he just cookie cut the formula. Classic disclaimer guy Ben Shapiro jacking off to feeny
Nick talking about Ben Shapiro jerking off to Mr. Feeny's feet because he saw his sister's tits while also promoting the Nissan sales event was poetry being crafted in real time.
it's certainly up there, along with classics like delorean toyota, stav's doctor and old wive's tales
@@augustgurtisenold wives tales is the greatest of all time nothing can top it
@@dissatisfiedphilosophynicks perfect crime all in the Clapton cadence gives it a run for its money
this is by far one of my favorite bits
100%
I prefer Derrick Chauvin speakin a lil Chinese for em
Same here also I’m gay
@@Ellron23 blow these people's mentalities
@@Ellron23BLOW THESE PEEPLES MENTALITIES
This was the pinnacle of podcasting
I legit had to pull over the first time I heard this 😂😂😂
@@GreyStages didja?
@@GreyStages I was listening to this while I was cooking for my girlfriend (that's what I like to call my boyfriend) and she thought I was retarded because I literally couldn't stop laughing and I couldn't possibly explain this to her.
Ben referenced Mr. Feeny in a Twitter video after the Harris/Walz rally in PA. We came full circle.
He heard this bit
This is the greatest run of Nick’s life.
19:15 i love how they say 'oh no!' in unison, like goldblum is some sort of Scooby doo villain
Adams greatest attribution to the show has always been his “Oh no”s, and thats for real lol it gets me every time
We love Jeff ihhhhh goldblum, on this uhhhhhh, podcast
I will never get sick of Nick's Ben Shapiro impression. Its too good.
It’s funny cuz in the bit Ben is gay and In real life he is straight
Ok, so actually his impression is not that good. That is exactly what the liberal media wants people to think. Facts don’t care about your feelings.
andthatswhyitalklikethis
@@Uberdubee nobody that short and small hasn't bottomed once, trust me.
@@coreygolpheneee for sure man I fucked the shit out of Ben
Ben just namedropped Mr Feeny in a reaction video to tim walz. Stunning work this election
lol im only here because I heard that and remembered this bit
No fucking way
Me and my imaginary friends always listen to this bit
It’s annoying how only the imaginary ones will listen w/ me :(
That's fucked up my nigga
At least you can have sex with your father
They’re going to help me die soon :D
#MeToo thanks 🙏👍😇
“and then he spit on my balls” is the funniest thing anyone has ever said
SERIOUSLY LMAOOO
the ben shapiro to mr feeny pipeline is now canon.
One day people will say “that Ben Shapiro guy really looks like Mr feeny’s man-boy”
The amazing thing about this is that Adam actually played a huge part in getting Nick to the Ben Shapiro impression.
You know when comedians are advertised as unfiltered, while cumtown is actually unfiltered, in the way that they say whatever balls-crazy thing pops into their minds.
In general, nick seems like one of the most honest and “down to earth” public figures of all time
@@seymourpant More like a pubic figure. Because he’s gay obviously
@@seymourpantHe hasn’t been a public figure since his last redeye appearance
@@2200Stinger A public figure is anybody who has achieved prominence or notoriety in society, which Nick has undoubtedly done
Oneyplays is unfiltered in that sense as well.
I love how Nick clearly knows the name Corey but pretends like he isn't sure
Pulls an Adam pretending not to know something he definitely knows
the things nick pretends not to know about says so much about who he is behind the mask. i honestly think half of his parody bits wouldn't work if he wasn't inadvertently dropping those hints here and there to provide the necessary character distance
@@debra-suelike claiming to think that Harry Potter is gay and then referencing some oddly specific plot detail
He does that alot
Cory in the house? I call him house Cory
I cant believe thats how Adam laughs. Sounds like a fucking pelican.
@DJ Buck Nasty you get used to it
His laugh is a real, not hammed up laugh so I’ve never ever been bothered.
What about when they sloppily eat on mic? That makes me want to strangle them
@DJ Buck Nasty stavs is like a laugh track
@@zoloaf6898i forgot stav had an annoying laugh tbh, i have completely blocked out all stav-frequencies for the past 3 years
Insane take considering stav.
8:46 "give it to me upside-down spiderman style..." Funniest thing adam ever said.
It was ok but then he tries to derail the bit by pretending to be into sports
Ben mentioned Mr. Finney during his Tim Walz segment, omg.
It’s the Nissan sales event brought to you by Ben Shapiro
Killed me
Mr Shapiro my favorite part of intimacy is the glimmer of hope when you think it’s over
One of their best bits
Ben Shapiro just compared Tim Walz to Mr Feeny.
yup that’s why I came back to relive this magical moment in CT history
Not only that, but he also criticized Walz for signing legislation that provides K-12 students with free breakfast and lunch-which fits perfectly with 10:44.
Yo same
Loved that for him
Lol, beautiful
I’m gonna need to rewatch this at least x10+ times
Throw it on at 2x then .5x
@@lindboknifeandtool kinda fuckes up the sound quality
If you listen to it at .25X for a while, then it will seem like you’re making time go by faster when binging it at normal speed. I don’t know what that will accomplish, but will seem like it was accomplished faster.
dude why is Nick so good at impressions
The gift of autism
Years of sitting alone drunk every day and doing a 24/7 comedy set for an audience of himself
Thank you for the extended version
when Adam and Stav in unison shout "OH NO!!! JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!"
This ended Ben Shapiros career. U cant come back from this
GOT HIM
Destroyed with FACT and LOGIC
Came on his career he drowned in it
He got ether’d
this bit is the only thing that makes sense to me anymore
Stav does the Mr Feeny voice perfectly in terms of execution, but Nicks is just on another level, it's a whole character with just the voice. It has dimension.
“What race was she, coconut?”
"I could go for some boy-ball supper..." I'm fucking dying
that part kills me every time 😂
@@Davon85J JUST LIKE THAT, Mr. Davon...
Adam and Stav contributing to the bit without ruining it?? Peak form here
I like the part at 9:09 when Adam turns into a rooster.
He stopped being a bug for a brief moment and became the bugs Apex predator
Gaê
explains why he shit his doo doo ass like it was nbd, he grew up in a barnyard
the evolution from disclaimer guy to traumatized ben shapiro is genius.
I got stoned and watched this at a coffee shop and I had to leave because I was laughing so hard
Same but on a plane so I couldn't leave. I think I scared the lady I was sitting near.
I thought the cum boys were cool but then I realized how much effort they all spend to make it seem like they don't remember the names of the characters of boy meets world.
so I'm definitely late to cumtown but I came across this video and I can say without a shadow of a doubt this is the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life
I've watched this video so many times I've practically memorised all the moves from the chess gameplay in the background... Nick truly belongs in the comedy hall of fame for this bit.
This is a must hear on them long drives
Every time, man.
I've listened to this three times and I'm going in for a 4th. DONT FORGET YOUR LITTLE HAT, MR. SHAPIRO
This is probably the funniest most unhinged thing I’ve ever heard.
I made the photoshop of ben and jordan that's on the thumbnail lmao it's always funny finding it reposted in random places
Epic
Awesome lol
Fantastic
For a few seconds I had to reorient myself because I took it at face value. I thought Jordan might’ve been tall as shit.
It would be funny to photoshop jordan smaller than joe Rogan
Its a hilarious picture well done
These are banger videos
I bet Candace Owens would literally go into cardiac arrest from laughing too hard if you sent her this
This is one of my favorite and I haven’t even seen boy meets world
In my best Mr. Feeny voice: That's a cute little hat you got there Mr. Shapiro.
This is one of the most insane run on bits ever captured on audio
I just saw Ben Shapiro compare Tim Walz to Mr Feeny and it broke me
"THE NISSAN COPY" *BANG BANG BANG* "THE NISSAN COPY!!!!!". Best fucking part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“COME ON” 😂😂
4:10
I didn’t get that part can someone explain it
@@gingerninja3332copy means written material. Ad copy is the text of the ad. So a boss is asking for the voiceover actor to read the Nissan copy
Top 5 bit, up there with the Regis bit
NEW TO CUMTOWN LOL what are the best bits??
@@deivitsalazar1991delorean toyota, the big shill 2, all of gay actor michael douglas, to kill a mockingbird audioplay are some of the longest and best
@@deivitsalazar1991The spider and the monkey
I love that this is the third choice for looking up Mr. Feeney
Dusting this one off in honor of recent events
5:55 I keep coming back for this.
I felt compelled to fact check this episode. Pretty close. Getting closer. Almost there. And I came.
I feel like they really could’ve went over the top with this even more if they realized William Daniels (Mr Feeney) was the voice of KITT the talking Trans Am on Knight Rider back in the 80s😂
hi person relistening to this
Hey dude.
I see you let yourself in…
Omg hiiiiii
im a big fan of your feet
here's a comment so U relisten
11:04 haha thats a line of coke being ripped?
How do you expect these bangers to be created?
I just have to point out that @2:04 there was Bh3 winning the exchange
🤝
This made me laugh the hardest out of every bit
This is ez top 5. with delorean toyota, andrew yang bit, eric clapton bit, and either “old wives tales” or nicks first rodeo
He was doing it the whole flight
@@itsv1p3rAdam’s black son is my favorite. Short but incredibly racistly sweet.
this is the best bit on CT ever
"SEE YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT BABY....No its just the universe coming together. The stars aligning, in a beautiful symphony" This shit is so fucking funny, please.
YOU CAN'T BE IN THERE ALL DAY MR DISCLAIMER GUY
Why did I read this like “well here’s to you Ms Robinson”??
Nick was on FIRE this day.
Ben Shapiro references Mr. Feeny in his recent rant about Tim Walz. 😂
Yeah I lost it and couldn't take him serious even though I never did before just made it funnier. Talk about trigger words Mr.feeny!
God I miss this podcast
Up there with Andre's Steak House.
The way they say "Mr. Shhhaaapiirroo" is the best thing about this bit among many others.
“How could you make a briefcase gayer, Mr. Shapiro?”
That was an elite level thumbnail.
The guy who made it is in the comments
Imagine explaining this bit to another human being
He 100% knows dude
Adam sounds like a seagull choking on a sandwich
Lol you briefly tried to see if a pawn could attack backwards. That's almost as gay as me
Here daily for the Nissan sales event....it's the only thing keeping me going lmao 🤣
They switch up the bits like flipping through tv channels
Adam’s “put down your briefcase” line is actually rly funny uwu markiplier glow up torrid ebony threesome sreumulu ululating
Bro what
Homie had a stroke
??
He can only speak in TH-cam tags.
Best comment thread on TH-cam. Nothing else beats this.
The greatest comedy podcast bit of all time.
no thats the fact joe rogan has a podcast
😆 @@xXBigGodXx
Imagine finding this unrelated
With this now being real i cant wait for the first woman president bit next
Somewhere, at some point in time, someone has showed this to Ben Shapiro
underrated part is “give it to me upside down spiderman style” from Adam
Bro you need to develop your pawn structure in the early game. Also I’m gay
Right? I had to keep rewinding the podcast because I was so distracted by the hot mess of the chess game.
How would you even begin to explain this to someone
Just tell them you’re gay.
They’ll accept anything you like. No explanation needed
“You know that tiny kosher political correspondent? It’s a show where three guys from New York talk about that guy being molested and mutilated as a child by a sitcom actor.”
If someone has never heard of Ben Shapiro, they need to hear this first.
"What race is she? Coconut?"
Jesus christ lmfao
Nick was doing the Lord's work, right here. Makes me proud to be a gay man
6:45 best part starts here
Cumtown and chess, my TH-cam worlds are colliding. Not a crossover I expected but one I embrace nonetheless
the common thread is autism
**crosses arms, puts on a tough mug root beer dog face on**
Man fuck chess that shits gay right fellas?
You forgot to say that you’re gay
@@lindboknifeandtool until you learn how to use intercontinental ballistic missiles to counter the Lord Tennyson Gambit
@@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289 chess is gay unless you use it to bond with seniors in your industry to win a competitive white collar job
this is a work of art.
This is pure joy to Shapiro fans and Shapiro haters and Shapiro himself alike.
I'm microdosing shrooms and crying to this shit it's so funny.
Try a macro boof
@@user--710 OK. Doing it now.
This is the pinnacle of art.
9:10 i think a seagul flew into the room
I almost vommitted from laughing too much from this
I get yelled at when I repeat this bit because there are customers in the lobby.
lmao your name in the chess game is appreciated dedication to the craft
The Nissan copy!
The Nissan!
idk how i got here or who these people are but i am in tears aahhajhahha
Dug out my boy upside down Spider-Man style to this bit