@@fives. It was pretty good but idk the way she presented it gave me the vibe she's either used it on any dude with dark facial hair or she overheard it from someone else.
Nick literally writing down all the things he could say to her as he's on stage and then only reading the ones he would be able to say without laughing is the best part of this
It’s so funny that this is the purest nick has ever been on stage and it’s because it’s established that he’s supposed to be saying bad things about a woman
Mel Gibson Thanks Mel, but why don’t YOU go watch it instead? OOOOOOHHHH, got your bitch ass. Next time think twice before you mess with the best. Also you’re gay.
This joke structure is done in every roast. Stav had a similar joke abt Nick “the mustache of a pedophile, and the penis of a pedophile” once you know the recipe you can literally farm shitty jokes like this
Listeny VanMusic THANK YOU ! Been explaining that for years but they'll tell you you're an ignorant intolerant fucktard. --' Same for rap music by the way.
Nick swept the rounds. He was hitting hard. Voting based on crowd reaction is dumb and given that one of the judges was her friend it disqualifies the vote. Good stuff either way.
@@bmortloff So comedy shouldn't be analyzed or commented on? He just quickly gave his opinion, he's not exactly raging and ranting here. It's just a comment, bud.
Her jokes were so generic. I have no idea why that last one got that reaction because she insulted herslef more than him and the premise was basically a compliment to him....idk, I thought he won every round easily.
Joe List - docks a comedian points for making a joke in a competition between two comedians. Also she has almost certainly heard him do the bed bugs bit on stage, whether or not that's open game for roast jokes, I don't know, but in my opinion it's still a cheap laugh.
9/10 are you kidding me? She’s hot as hell. Nick was kinda toying with her, but she was charming and gave a good effort, so the judges were probably right.
The sound quality in this video makes me reminisce about Reckless having me pinned in the restroom during a different set that night. Dude made me salute while he "took my terrorist ass to Pound Zero to apologize for what I've done." Whatever.
Nick's looking at pictures of himself shirtless on the phone
lmao
Jesus loves you
So are you, ma'am.
coked up nick is unstoppable
Except when he got his ass plundered by JP
Only on the way up
He can levitate.
This is way funnier now that Nick makes $20,000/month
Wrangle McDangle
He does?
Wrangle McDangle
Wtf who is he
Zen Life The President of the DSA and the Clown Prince of the Alt-Right
Cumtown makes 40,000 a month
I'm so happy
it's almost like cocaine somehow gives him magical powers
That PTSD joke was perfect.
Def one of the best roast jokes I ever heard
Ya that killed
That was genius.
It was so good she even retorted with a strong enough burn for Nick to appreciate
@@fives. It was pretty good but idk the way she presented it gave me the vibe she's either used it on any dude with dark facial hair or she overheard it from someone else.
Adam F laughing the whole time in the background
Thought I heard a buzzing sound...
I was waiting for him to crash into the stand sign.
Are you sure that’s not a Gringotts Goblin?
Now that I know its him, its distracting.
Gay background actor adam. He is gay.
Nick literally writing down all the things he could say to her as he's on stage and then only reading the ones he would be able to say without laughing is the best part of this
Nick murdered her on the first joke.
Nicks just on grinder the whole time
It’s so funny that this is the purest nick has ever been on stage and it’s because it’s established that he’s supposed to be saying bad things about a woman
Nick's finally picking on someone his own size
Coked up Nick doing roast battles is the best shit.
I think Nick now would make her cry.
Current Nick is like Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid
What happened, poor guy
Jesus that red cap is actually the worst thing I’ve seen in a while.
Wtf is that 😭😭
Reckless from Texas
Ice Mountain pretty sure thats rob dyrdeks brand reckless im ashamed I know that
Naw there's a a reason he didn't even bring that hat up. If that's your type of comedy go watch Colbert.
Mel Gibson Thanks Mel, but why don’t YOU go watch it instead?
OOOOOOHHHH, got your bitch ass. Next time think twice before you mess with the best.
Also you’re gay.
Background noise: A Bug's Laugh
i love how the mc and nick are wearing the same outfit but he says nick looks gay.
Luis merely see’s in Nick what he hates within himself
You need to look into Luis Gomez. He always fucks up
nicks arms as swole as the lines of snow lining his mucus membrane.
Nick won it for me with the showboating at 4:05
The rationale suicide note joke was hilarious.
Rational* you wiggah
"The face of a rat, and the facial hair of someone who would own a rat" was a great line.
it was also the only real joke she had, the other were just 50 comments about how he is more poor than her dad
Ironically he was owning a rat on stage.
@@AMpufnstuf I thought that Cumtown being named after Nick's mustache was also great.
@@AlaskanUndead dude beautiful
This joke structure is done in every roast. Stav had a similar joke abt Nick “the mustache of a pedophile, and the penis of a pedophile” once you know the recipe you can literally farm shitty jokes like this
This wasn’t nick’s best but he still had a 90% hit ratio and hers was literally the exact opposite
@Redmage Klassik You DONT say!
At least she had jokes unlike Kilstein
Nick not even trying reading stuff off his phone that he wrote 10 minutes before coming on stage. Classic Mullen
Cruisin joe was one of the judges. They must have nice men's rooms at the stand
The best thing about The Stand, to my mind, is all the gay sex you can have there.
Nick totally won the second round, idk how tf the judges ALL thought Kaitlyn won
affirmative action
She has tits.
She actually Carlos mencia'd one of his jokes and probably didn't come up with any of them on her own. Shes terrible...
No she won
This was the night nick formed his joe list impression
If I wanted to watch two siblings argue in front of a crowd, I'd actually show up for Thanksgiving.
Nick Mullen is one of the funniest humans
Adam dying for his friend, beautiful
Mulldog frickin got her
Joe List is commenting from the bathroom.
Nick is a better comic though.
Listeny VanMusic
THANK YOU ! Been explaining that for years but they'll tell you you're an ignorant intolerant fucktard. --'
Same for rap music by the way.
And your hilarious comment is better than this. You are either insane or English is your twenty-seventh language and you're still insane.
Not that night.
the 12 steps joke was easily the best joke of the thing
I'm Amiral lmao you blow
I love that the only reason people watch this is because of Nick 😂
without nick these roast battles r unwatchable
This is true but I saw one with Ian that was pretty decent
5 years later nick is literally the most famous and successful comic in the biz. Wow!
He is very successful but that is nowhere near true. You need to go outside.
6
He hasn’t even done standup in a year. He just does blow and makes fun of a fat immigrant and a gay jew for millennial funded welfare. He’s ascended.
@@imabirdlawyer yeah and he's still Chappelle level 😭🤣
Barely anyone knows who Mullen is, he’s nowhere close to burr, chappelle, Ck etc
She does a mean Bonnie MacFarlane impression.
Bonnie would've killed it
Bonnie is viscous. She regularly destroyed her husband on O&A
I like how Kaytlin's joke about USAID works for Nick's horrific lifestyle and how if he lived in Brazil he'd be on an assassination list
That PTSD line had me fucking rolling
Kaitlyn has set ups that go on forever
Nick looks like David Arquette in Scream
More like doofey from scary movie
Wrong! He looks like Matt Dillon in that movie where Neve Campbell lezzes out.
Lol doofey
whenever Nick roast battles people they just get way too angry. specifically this girl and kilstein
Nah man Kilstein wanted to marry Nick because he was mean to him.
Nick swept the rounds. He was hitting hard. Voting based on crowd reaction is dumb and given that one of the judges was her friend it disqualifies the vote. Good stuff either way.
na weak round 2
It's just a comedy show, bud.
@@bmortloff So comedy shouldn't be analyzed or commented on? He just quickly gave his opinion, he's not exactly raging and ranting here.
It's just a comment, bud.
@@lutze5086 nah the last joke of the 2nd round was good enough to make up for the weaker ones in the beginning and was better than hers
@@Gr33nB4st4rd YOU ARE SO GAY FOR SAYING THIS LAST PART LOOOOOL
oh my god Nick is great
His b-roll stuff crushed her set those judges are virtue signalling
His 2nd round was maybe the least funny stuff I've heard from a comedian ever. I don't know how you can think that's good.
Anyone who unironically uses the phrase virtue signalling should be waterboarded
@@copsuicide Says the fucking edgelord with the name copsuicide.
@@Dielawn69
lol what kind of a whiny bitch says "edgelord" unironically do you live in 2016? shut the fuck up
@EtherealMind lol u think ur gonna own ppl on here with fancy words goddamn you're a dumbshit
joe list being unsure of who to pick so more people like him is the most joe list thing lol
What is wrong with Joe List's voice? He sounds like a cartoon 50s creep.
He's just cruisin
here in the men's bathroom, or as i like to call it the master bedroom
Her jokes were so generic. I have no idea why that last one got that reaction because she insulted herslef more than him and the premise was basically a compliment to him....idk, I thought he won every round easily.
Lucas Biron Nah, he lost.
Her last one was solid but she had a complete bomb in the last round.
Nick's body language isn't very intersectional.
cocaine
Nick is a genius
Can Joe List please stop doing a Mark Normand impression. please
Thank you! Right!?
All her punchlines were so predictable. I hate when they get credit people for banality
after the 15th poor joke i started to realize her dad does in fact have more money than nick mullen did, but when was her comedy supposed to begin
Lol I like how they can give five people the opportunity to tell jokes in one event
Cruisin' Joe List judging was the icing on the cake.
The guy had that by a mile
Nick Mullen is a great comic. A comedian who can actually make a respectable living off of his writing.
*the gay
What's his name?
"Can we do one more? Let's do one more" lol she was hurt
Nick won rd 2 hands down. Audience proves it
Looks like Adam Frieland before the operation.
Best part is at the time Nick was making meh cash and now he has that 2003 Dave Chapelle money...
Mans wrote down that j roll group joke and saved it for 4 minutes. The judges are clowns lmfao
I just wanted to hear what Joe List thinks of the bathrooms at the stand.
How was this a loss for Nick? Are all of the judges Kaytlin's friends?
4:55 Mullen showing off his ventriloquism skills
I wish i thought of this comment 2 years ago
Savage. Nick killed it.
cruisin' joe liste at 5:00
willneu97 what about the bathrooms? Huh?
The coke is strong with this one
why are they all wearing the same outfit?
Joe List - docks a comedian points for making a joke in a competition between two comedians. Also she has almost certainly heard him do the bed bugs bit on stage, whether or not that's open game for roast jokes, I don't know, but in my opinion it's still a cheap laugh.
the "i doc a point for that" line was a joke
This was a good battle, i wish nick would do stand up again.
This is affirmative action personified
lol 😂 only rational suicide note!!!! 😂
Fuck I hadn't even gotten to this joke when I read this, and the concept alone had me rolling lolll
Nick could be a future champ
THAT GUYS FUCKING AWESOME!
Edit: I think he won round two as well
Wild how if youre literally a 6/10 female you can just get sets so easily. She got slammed and i havent seen her name literally anywhere else.
Literally bro
That’s a 4/10 are you kidding me
Brooo like literally bro...
2/10
9/10 are you kidding me? She’s hot as hell. Nick was kinda toying with her, but she was charming and gave a good effort, so the judges were probably right.
People laughed about her rat joke? Wtf.
I mean you gotta factor in some of those people were drunk and some probably know Nick personally or a combination of both
is that friedland cackling in the back
100% it is
And he stayed hard the whoooole time
I’m gay comedian Nick Mullen and I use my phone to troll this stupid roast crowd and I’m gay.
Nick yakked out is like some chaotic diety
I didn’t realize I had to pick one winner... step into my office
The sound quality in this video makes me reminisce about Reckless having me pinned in the restroom during a different set that night. Dude made me salute while he "took my terrorist ass to Pound Zero to apologize for what I've done." Whatever.
Nick texting his dealer
That was awesome. They both killed it
LOL no. Most of her shit was whack.
Hell yeah, dude
Haha that nothing funny about rape joke was great, shoulda got more respect
Nick The Lad Mullen what a legend 😂😂😂
Free Louis CK.
Nick is GEEKED outta his fkn skull on this 🤣🤣🤣
That “US Aid” joke was solid haha
Adam laffin it up near the mic haha
No way Nick lost that second round
I would have happily risked getting the clap to bang this version of Nick. The mustache era was on point 👌
Was Charlie from its always sunny based on nick Mullen?
The fucking air horn Nick is a champ lololol
This is the first roast I’ve seen without Rich Vos judging and it is so refreshing..
Dude I love nick bu he is coked the fuck up in this one. And he still wins hahahaha
Nick could've walked off the stage after the first joke while celebrating.
Lol nicks hand shake at 14:35. Aspergers is the shit
This makes me want to move to New York to see them both live all the time.
Nick is always on his phone in almost every video he’s in.
She must've listened to Ari shaffirs podcast just ripping on how he life's
MULLDOG MULLDOG MULLDOG MULLDONG sam hyde