How To Live Forever - EPIC HOW TO

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  • @DT61203
    @DT61203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Immagine following all of this, being healthy, doing physical exercises and then you get ran over by a car

    • @eltiolavara9
      @eltiolavara9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @edgarjx1 but then you get hit by another car

    • @eltiolavara9
      @eltiolavara9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @edgarjx1 what if you get hit by three more cars...

    • @eltiolavara9
      @eltiolavara9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @edgarjx1 what if your entire bloodline gets cursed with the curse of cars, which is the curse where cars constantly appear out of nowhere to try to kill you

    • @eltiolavara9
      @eltiolavara9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @edgarjx1 thanks

    • @glossophobial
      @glossophobial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wut?

  • @cirro7204
    @cirro7204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    How to live forever
    1. Be a legend
    2. Legends never die

  • @nettojosen5945
    @nettojosen5945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Imagine this
    "Hey there, you look nice, how old are you?"
    "Im 473, and you?"
    "... 23..."

    • @jameski7294
      @jameski7294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sounds normal to me. Anyone else here 529?

    • @benrobbo2902
      @benrobbo2902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jameski7294 those are rookie numbers

    • @Yousef-pp6iu
      @Yousef-pp6iu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@benrobbo2902 I know right I been living like one of the first humans and this kid is 400 lol

    • @spookcannot3967
      @spookcannot3967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      still just a baby

    • @endgametrash3501
      @endgametrash3501 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fbi going get u

  • @5XEwgf
    @5XEwgf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    1. Get the cassette from the movie "The ring"
    2. Watch it
    3. You now have 7 days to live
    4. After 6 days have passed watch it again and you have 7 days to live again
    5. ????
    6. Profit

    • @jonathantybirk
      @jonathantybirk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xD

    • @marcgo3542
      @marcgo3542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What if there's a power outage

    • @5XEwgf
      @5XEwgf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      EAT YOUR DAMN SANDWICH! If you can't watch the cassette recording, then you are fucked

    • @5XEwgf
      @5XEwgf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ***** You're fucked

    • @EmersonHacker
      @EmersonHacker 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      5XEwgf genius

  • @royalirish6246
    @royalirish6246 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    How to live forever:
    Step 1; Don't die

    • @aaronangelo6457
      @aaronangelo6457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Brilliant

    • @broszyt1292
      @broszyt1292 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Marcos Trajano how old are you huh?

    • @keithhannahjr1931
      @keithhannahjr1931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hey me and you have the same first name

    • @loky6398
      @loky6398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Step 2: ??
      Step 3: ??
      Step 4: Profit

    • @broszyt1292
      @broszyt1292 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Step 2 fake your own death

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "You will never die, because you were never born." - Alan Watts

    • @WildCard203
      @WildCard203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yet you still write this comment

    • @TheNightWatcher1385
      @TheNightWatcher1385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because "I" am everything. and everything is eternal.

    • @WildCard203
      @WildCard203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...

    • @TheNightWatcher1385
      @TheNightWatcher1385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Coolguy army
      The idea is that the materials that make up "you" have existed long before "you" did. You are simply a temporary form they are taking. Therefore, you were never really "born" in the first place.

    • @WildCard203
      @WildCard203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +The Night Watcher you have a weird religion

  • @79s130
    @79s130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    soo, in about 9000 yrs, we may still be watching this same exact channel, with the same exact host

    • @broszyt1292
      @broszyt1292 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No human can only live less than 102

    • @79s130
      @79s130 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Brosz YT it was a joke 😐

    • @urielcepeda5025
      @urielcepeda5025 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Brosz YT My friends grandfather is 103 years old. Eat it.

    • @broszyt1292
      @broszyt1292 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TvLordKrispyCream Wow

    • @theunknownblock5942
      @theunknownblock5942 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Master Of None no, you are the idiot for not paying attention. he's saying that since we might have it soon, in 9000 years we will be able to still be alive.

  • @ahumanbeing9356
    @ahumanbeing9356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I followed this guide and now I'm 749,849,397 years old

    • @friedredbull8702
      @friedredbull8702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this video is not even one year old u sarcastic poop

    • @friedredbull8702
      @friedredbull8702 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +That Local Orange AAHAHAHAHHA ur hilarious mate

    • @_____7670
      @_____7670 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, it is.
      The Universe is billions of years old.
      That's only 750 million. The earth is older.

    • @ahumanbeing9356
      @ahumanbeing9356 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** yeah exactly

    • @shnitzle3094
      @shnitzle3094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +HarvesterOfSouls the earth is 4.6 billion years old. The universe is about 15 billion years old.

  • @melrick5614
    @melrick5614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "The clone isnt technically you, But it is technically you"
    Mind Blown

  • @TheComedyButchers
    @TheComedyButchers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    How to create a successful TH-cam channel.

  • @imoomoocow9833
    @imoomoocow9833 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Past vs. future
    Past: "Look mommy I lost my first tooth!"
    Future: "Look mommy I lost my first organ!"

    • @jsonfilthy7306
      @jsonfilthy7306 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao noice

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      past: "Oh my god. I have malaria. I'm going to die."Future: "Mom! Don't make me get a shot, It's only malaria!

    • @melrick5614
      @melrick5614 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Organs are expensive though

  • @gus3759
    @gus3759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Instructions unclear body Stuck in coffin

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gus Ardas are you on version 20.18?

    • @annaobrien7323
      @annaobrien7323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell all your subs to sub to me, please. I wanna be able to do those text-and image only posts that don’t require you to record anything.

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    how not to die? be dean or sam winchester... you'll die, and come back in a few episodes

    • @dabioly
      @dabioly 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @weebleaf7958
      @weebleaf7958 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG i love u for posting that comment!

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RobinPlays well i love you too for being another awesome SPN fan :)

    • @tamas972
      @tamas972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carry on my wayward son,

    • @kejsazizolli3608
      @kejsazizolli3608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah just be krillin or jamncha

  • @owltoe0164
    @owltoe0164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Am I the only person who lost it at "Dark Ass Chocolate"?

  • @tugturbo8692
    @tugturbo8692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Guys this glitch doesn't work they patched it

    • @crippy907
      @crippy907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      nah they re added it as a micro transaction your soul and brain and 100,000$ for a robot body

    • @tugturbo8692
      @tugturbo8692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crispy Seriously

    • @lwadrules9882
      @lwadrules9882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tug Turbo let's hack it or add bugs and virus

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait. Ik a way. go to St. Augustine Florida and go to the fountain of youth! Creation inc. doesn't know about it! Credit to Ponce De Leon

    • @dimitrisdermatakis4638
      @dimitrisdermatakis4638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tug Turbo hahahahhahahahah best comment ever

  • @sergioforbes2567
    @sergioforbes2567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Instructions aren't, clear , I died 7 times in the past year, help needed.

  • @bradwilliams8930
    @bradwilliams8930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Epic How To Be Like Joe Bereta. I think this would be the best video they've made.

  • @boggybolt6782
    @boggybolt6782 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Well, there are creatures which don't age, you gave one example, but how they work is a bit different then you said. It's not the 'energy' you mentioned, but the repair system. Every single cell you have has DNA, now, when cells reproduce, the very ends o the DNA get chipped away, and cannot be replicated. And when the ends get chipped away enough, your cells cannot reproduce any more, making then die away. Now, some animals have a feature built in in which the ends DON'T get chipped away, making them not age. The problem is that if we take that DNA, we would probably get cancer, as that(or those, not so sure) animal is immune to cancer :(

    • @eatme982
      @eatme982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boggy Bolt Its so cool that you know that. But if the old cells die as a result of chipping of the DNA won't the new ones live and be able to repair the old ones? And could you link me to an article backing your statement up? Just so I can take a look?

    • @boggybolt6782
      @boggybolt6782 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anshuman Roy I don't think they can, but i dont exactly know how it works. I saw it on a video, and remembered the fact. I'm just writing down what i remember from the video.(i'm not exactly sure what video it is). A google search yielded this article which mentions my theory: genetics.thetech.org/original_news/news10

    • @camerondavis7518
      @camerondavis7518 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anshuman Roy no. old cells die to prevent cancerous tumors from forming since cells deteriorate over time, requiring more effort to keep them alive, which is why cancer kills. anyways, the new cells have protective things called telomeres on the end that keep the DNA from being damaged, but eventually that gets lost as the telomeres shrink with age, and eventually our DNA has no protection when it divides. as far as we know, there is no way to fix this without servere alteration of our DNA, which would probably give us some bad unforeseen mutations. the most common mutation is cancer, hence his earlier claim that it would give us cancer

    • @theeverythingchanneluwant4582
      @theeverythingchanneluwant4582 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BoggyBolt we can stop cancer

    • @Perpetuallydumb
      @Perpetuallydumb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The everything channel u want Actually you can't. You have cancer cells in you body right, but your immune system protects you. Cancer cells form when the DNA in your cells evolve which can be dangerous and there is no way to prevent this.

  • @altocleftv7390
    @altocleftv7390 8 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Them nanobots might be hacked and boom anyone can be killed without a trace

    • @broszyt1292
      @broszyt1292 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes is true

    • @turbotableturner795
      @turbotableturner795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about if it's wifi free

    • @josephwashington3328
      @josephwashington3328 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yeah cause there totally going to implant hackable bots into our systems ( sarcasm)

    • @altocleftv7390
      @altocleftv7390 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You do realize it is completely hackable if its a machine that is online or something that can be controlled. :P

    • @josephwashington3328
      @josephwashington3328 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Brian Lee then theyd have to make it A.I so it controlls itself.

  • @theaveon1214
    @theaveon1214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    what if we clone ourselves and then move our brains into our younger bodies? seems to be easier

    • @supararmfalloffman5537
      @supararmfalloffman5537 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because your brain would still be disintegrating

    • @shnope8562
      @shnope8562 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Supar Armfalloffman but move it to a computer the to a child's brain

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      if you lose your brain ur technically dead

    • @xx-wp3mq
      @xx-wp3mq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you not see how impractical that is? xD

    • @xxxshadowgamingxl7520
      @xxxshadowgamingxl7520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chappie

  • @-_-_415
    @-_-_415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What are you having for lunch?"
    "Grape skin"

  • @Romancenovel313
    @Romancenovel313 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I always love your animated people, Andy. As usual, good job team :)

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +James Lewandowski I made a quick tutorial on youtube showing how I make them and rig them under a different channel called Andy Epic How To. I figured out how to do it just by trial and error, but now I have been able to create faces and personalities, it's been really a fun part of the process and totally carries the show.

  • @Iraq4games7
    @Iraq4games7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    i don't care about living longer I just want to live happy

    • @balduran.
      @balduran. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Monkey D. Guts you cant be happy Guts, when will you learn

    • @Iraq4games7
      @Iraq4games7 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** haha

    • @CopernicoTube
      @CopernicoTube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you live longer you can have plenty of time to try to be happy, again and again... :)
      But no jokes, now. In fact a sad fact about human life is that our society, religion, relationships are all tied with the death concept. "Ultil the death take us apart", "Dust to dust", "if I die before awake"...
      You live all your days expecting death. The world judges you based on a try about how much time you still have and how you look. Jobs, romantic partners, family... All slowly changes while you get old, day by day.
      Take death apart of the equation to human being, and maybe this open to us a door to be... Better. And - why not? - maybe happier (sometimes, at least).

    • @lololol924
      @lololol924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Monkey D. Guts Well unless youre religious, then whether you live happy or not is irrelevant. Once you die....youre gone, memories included.

    • @xjvr713
      @xjvr713 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Strong Bad If anything that just makes these emotions more valuable. If everyone had an infinite amount of money then it would be meaningless. It is because there is a finite supply and the flow of money is carefully regulated that it becomes something of value. So, if anything, you have it the opposite way around.

  • @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186
    @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Or, you can eat the whole grape

  • @jayfizzle6184
    @jayfizzle6184 8 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    meh, 100 years old is good enough for me.

    • @ericnick4498
      @ericnick4498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gay

    • @theanimationguy9844
      @theanimationguy9844 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Eric Nick straight

    • @xoXDarkCuackXox
      @xoXDarkCuackXox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      bi

    • @fede6811
      @fede6811 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +James M If you're under 25 like me, you have in theory 92.5 more years to go, culminating in 117.5 years, assuming you dont change your routine and eat more or less normally, so maybe cut down on really unhealthy stuff, like 10 pound burgers and the like. If you decided to change your routine and worked under 50hs weekly until the ages of 60-65, the grand total would circle around 135ish years... Assuming you dont get hit by a car while reading this comment on your iPhone, OMG LOOK OUT...!
      Nevermind you died :'(

    • @jayfizzle6184
      @jayfizzle6184 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FDVlogger pffft, iphone. please i am the proud owner of the far superior Andr
      iod. sorry about that, some Ahole just hit me with their car.

  • @wfmg7235
    @wfmg7235 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Grape skins? Not just... Raisins?

    • @owltoe0164
      @owltoe0164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or why not just eat the whole grape, skins included?

  • @not677
    @not677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ethics and Morales hold are species back so much i understand when we werent as advanced for them to exist but science is to limited

  • @laspachula9581
    @laspachula9581 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2025 is in 2 years. Let's see what happens with that super computer

  • @YourEverydaySpeedrunner
    @YourEverydaySpeedrunner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You forgot one thing "Don't make enemies. If they hate you enough they might kill you."

  • @jack0347
    @jack0347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Do you really want to live forever? Forever? FOREVER! FOREVER YOUNG I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG!

  • @MrJonnieConcrete
    @MrJonnieConcrete 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How to live forever.
    1) Don't die.
    2) ???
    3) Profit.

  • @njlewyproductions6001
    @njlewyproductions6001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    How to live forever:
    Be the main character

    • @gcham
      @gcham 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NJ Lewy Productions what about Lee Everett

    • @topic260
      @topic260 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      **Jonathan Joestar wants to know your location**

    • @SherrickDuncan
      @SherrickDuncan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone has never seen
      The Walking Dead.

  • @blockyshapes7001
    @blockyshapes7001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he said we would live long enough to figure out how to stop it, I finally felt like someone understood me

  • @frighten3159
    @frighten3159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was thinking about cheese this whole video...how is that amazing?

  • @teatoxic8563
    @teatoxic8563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the lonely guy that does the animations on these videos did a great job!

    • @Rippertear
      @Rippertear 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Phantom amen!

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Phantom I'm the opposite of lonely these days. I just had a baby and my wife is at home on maternity leave, so I'm either making Epics or I am doing family stuff and living on the beach. Life is good!
      Thank you for the compliment, I am very happy with the way this one turned out too!

  • @addqdonequick
    @addqdonequick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video made being young feel like you are more immortal than an older person.

  • @Kanglar
    @Kanglar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How to live forever:
    Step 1: don't die
    Step 2: repeat

  • @GlenRushz
    @GlenRushz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    How to be a Demi God

    • @theinconspicuouspuppeteer4496
      @theinconspicuouspuppeteer4496 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @balduran.
      @balduran. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +GlenRushz one of your parents needs to be god duh

    • @Azire
      @Azire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can't really do something about it actually

    • @noahgendron7240
      @noahgendron7240 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @noctiscuadro6983
      @noctiscuadro6983 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      100 PUSH UPS
      100 SIT UPS
      100 SQUATS
      10 KM RUN
      every single day for three years...there you go

  • @parkermilz1691
    @parkermilz1691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:09 and neither you nor your favorite TV character will EVER have to die AGAIN

  • @mihirsingh3685
    @mihirsingh3685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol did u notice on the dark chocolate it said "the darkest chocolate your ass will eat"

    • @pkomegathunders1342
      @pkomegathunders1342 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charan Singh or be super meat boy you come back in 2 seconds

  • @joshuamori6606
    @joshuamori6606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YES!! FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED NANOBTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I EVEN DID A FREAKING LONG PRESETATION FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @apple-je9fw
    @apple-je9fw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m a simple man, I see my favourite doctor from Doctor Who in the thumbnail, I click.

  • @themoon9750
    @themoon9750 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    How to live for ever: become a cat

    • @crippy907
      @crippy907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but they only have 9 lives ._.

    • @kanizfatema6684
      @kanizfatema6684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crispy but we only have 1

    • @aizawa2114
      @aizawa2114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cats don't actually have 9 lives, it's just that they don't die from things that humans can die from

    • @Abdullah-ig7fo
      @Abdullah-ig7fo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No become a good muslim.and you will live forever in paradise.I recomend you to learn about islam

  • @QurlyDrawsStuff
    @QurlyDrawsStuff 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Complete immortality would suck, unless each day if you're life, something cool or interesting happens that doesn't normally happen on an average day

    • @romadecker4322
      @romadecker4322 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or you pursue the shit monks do and enjoy every day, but most humans would never do that

  • @futuristicgarbage714
    @futuristicgarbage714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't wait to upload my consciousness into a supercomputer​ so I can live forever with my wife in San Junipero lol

  • @bummer6
    @bummer6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:13 - I know right?! WHY DO RATS GET ALL THE COOL SHIT?!

  • @albertokidos3067
    @albertokidos3067 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I just gave a like, because of the awsome thumbnail

  • @Satan_Official
    @Satan_Official ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I CAN'T TAKE IMMORTALITY ANYMORE, HELP!!! How do I go back? I've been depressed for the last 300 years.

  • @djjoe8899
    @djjoe8899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    How to make a lightsaber

    • @TD0150
      @TD0150 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @uRiOmG
      @uRiOmG 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES, Please

    • @ravenfal1496
      @ravenfal1496 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DJ Joe
      Again, Man at Arms is a different show (see the lightsaber katana)

    • @ravenfal1496
      @ravenfal1496 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      You mean prototype?

    • @Peter-rc9qy
      @Peter-rc9qy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Wrathemon28 not an actual lightsaber though its just a katana with a fancy hilt

  • @UranusProductions1
    @UranusProductions1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I see your 11th Doctor and I love you :D

    • @vvmax4375
      @vvmax4375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s an oddly specific number, knowing that there are over 9.2 million doctors throughout the world

  • @thenightgamer4178
    @thenightgamer4178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How to never die
    Step 1: Watch TV
    Step 2: Play Games
    Step 3: Eat More
    XD

  • @grandparick3176
    @grandparick3176 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Hit Like,if you love Muslims..

  • @ColdRankings
    @ColdRankings 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The picture of matt smith made me click the video.

    • @WingZero172
      @WingZero172 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vegard Larm Well duh, the Doctor is the ultimate clickbait.

  • @glo.6186
    @glo.6186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My great great grandma living to 105 in the 1800s

  • @chrislee8436
    @chrislee8436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How to live forever?
    So if you live forever, you never die
    To die, you need a life.
    Playing minecraft all day will make you not have a life
    Boom

    • @MrNight-lk3qb
      @MrNight-lk3qb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And if you don't want a life, play fortnite.

    • @MrNight-lk3qb
      @MrNight-lk3qb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @And-Nonymous Why don't you mind your own bussiness?

    • @MrNight-lk3qb
      @MrNight-lk3qb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @And-Nonymous Yeah, sorry for replying so late, but i had to go somewhere. What's wrong with my habbits? I have autism, so there is your answer. And by the way, i'm not doing anything wrong either. Wouldn't it be better for the both of us if you let me do me and i let you do you? Now i've learned my lesson. But it'd be better to not question the fact that some people like their own reply's. That way you can be seen as a meddler. If you know what i mean.

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @And-Nonymous he didnt

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @And-Nonymous I did

  • @Zack-yd5fx
    @Zack-yd5fx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cool! I could potentially be living on windows xp in the future!

  • @majuc.5272
    @majuc.5272 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude, you're a legend, you can't die, love you bro

  • @dee5168
    @dee5168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lol i was eating a grapefruit while watching this.

  • @Lemonemesis
    @Lemonemesis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Here my computer has windows xp and 1gb ram :|

    • @rainverrev2307
      @rainverrev2307 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.amazon.com/CTL-11-6-Chromebook-Black-NBCJ2/dp/B011JC55TS?SubscriptionId=AKIAICE7LOAJMK3SSLPA&tag=pcm_buyitnow-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B011JC55TS
      Cheap and double the ram.

    • @slothyplayz7575
      @slothyplayz7575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah double to get 2gb.

    • @camerondavis7518
      @camerondavis7518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rain Verrev or you could save and get a surface pro... Chromebooks suck

    • @mkkk1
      @mkkk1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro i got windows 20 and 1 billion gb ram

  • @erikmkir5567
    @erikmkir5567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hey, andy, great job animating this episode

  • @Jaxcooley
    @Jaxcooley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well it’s nearly 2024 and no matrix yet 😢

  • @sixoclock4436
    @sixoclock4436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Epic how to: unlock 100% of our brains.

  • @chillpenguin3481
    @chillpenguin3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hawkeye in AOU: I’m gonna live fOREVER
    WATCHES THIS VIDEO

  • @amg1065
    @amg1065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What happens when the sun consumes us then if we can live forever?

    • @urielcepeda5025
      @urielcepeda5025 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If humans live until the son explodes then I assume at that time they would have already have had the technology to move to another solar system.

    • @eatme982
      @eatme982 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      At that point, we would be computers. We wouldn't need oxygen or warm temperatures. We could move to a different Galaxy and live there and start life there. The sun that gives us life would become obsolete. Oxygen, water, food, warmth and basically everything you need would be unnecessary.

    • @amg1065
      @amg1065 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohhh ok

    • @daisyhoebeke6522
      @daisyhoebeke6522 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      People the sun is NOT going to explode.. Since when is the sun a supergiant?.. No. The sun will die in a few billion years by expanding into a red giant and shrinking again and losing mass and eventually turning into a white dwarf, supernovae can only happen to stars who are at least a ten or so times more massive than our yellow dwarf.

    • @camerondavis7518
      @camerondavis7518 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Playasum 0/0 simply equals infinity. it's not that complicated. anything times 0 = 0, and so, since division is an inverse operation, 0/0 = infinity

  • @wolfizee6516
    @wolfizee6516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:01 so... Die, then reincarnate as that Jellyfish.
    GENIUS!

  • @c4militarytrainingblocks484
    @c4militarytrainingblocks484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    how to rule the world

  • @howeijian4277
    @howeijian4277 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    how to make Pokémon real

  • @wiadroworld3551
    @wiadroworld3551 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this before going to sleep , and i got anxious remembering that i am going to die in like 55 years

  • @mlm_academyofficial2041
    @mlm_academyofficial2041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Soon mesa will be able to finisha what darth Plagueis started: To become immortal with the powa of the dark side.

  • @quirkyusername1093
    @quirkyusername1093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah! Let's eat dogpoison!

  • @tweettweet3390
    @tweettweet3390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks to this I've lived 200 more years I've seen everything touched everything

  • @hekuranramadani
    @hekuranramadani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    how to grow a majestic beard. ........Im asking for a friend.......tots not me.....

  • @linkq8514
    @linkq8514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Noce editing andy

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanx

    • @_Dolofonia
      @_Dolofonia 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Link q8 Agreed

    • @dogishappy0
      @dogishappy0 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AndyMogren great as always!!!

    • @Unknown-vu9bw
      @Unknown-vu9bw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AndyMogren fake?

    • @JackToeRip
      @JackToeRip 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's real. Check the description

  • @pippinwaddellfield283
    @pippinwaddellfield283 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ''Neither you or your favourite TV characters will ever have to die again''
    Congrats you just got everyone but the Supernatural fandom watching your video

  • @chickenfate5235
    @chickenfate5235 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Epic how to survive yandere

  • @rexisgamer
    @rexisgamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Epic How to Stop the Sun from Exploding!

    • @mickymem7413
      @mickymem7413 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rexis What can we do?

    • @MetsuryuVids
      @MetsuryuVids 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rexis Step 1: Wait for the Singularity.
      Step 2: Ask the AI to do it.

  • @seanandrews5329
    @seanandrews5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    how to live forever:
    be lucky and be born after 2,200

  • @putthemoneyinthebag7931
    @putthemoneyinthebag7931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Drink unicorn blood or split your soul
    Guys get that

  • @jaxson614
    @jaxson614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Did you know you could clone your dog it only costs 100,0000 xD

    • @danielrevollo4835
      @danielrevollo4835 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um

    • @josephpie2000
      @josephpie2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1,000,000*

    • @Legendaryxlx
      @Legendaryxlx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100,000*

    • @josephpie2000
      @josephpie2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legendaryxlx the original comment was 100,0000 and that is 1 million so 1,000,000 was right.

    • @Legendaryxlx
      @Legendaryxlx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ah yeah i know but i was just correcting him th place in korea charges 100,000 not 1,000,000

  • @SherrickDuncan
    @SherrickDuncan ปีที่แล้ว

    Guys it worked....!!!
    I've been alove ever since I watched this video seven years ago. And I don't look or feel a day over 28..!!

  • @sauravkumar1402
    @sauravkumar1402 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    why we even watching this? The consciousness inside who you consider as you never dies as its there for ever...

  • @t.knotto8942
    @t.knotto8942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was born in 2004 and if we can copy my brain to a computer by 2025 can I put that software into a big ass robot with machine guns and rockets

    • @sonnylummes3052
      @sonnylummes3052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No.

    • @ManWamCam
      @ManWamCam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We can tell your 11

    • @tr-8r417
      @tr-8r417 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes probably.

    • @snail123451
      @snail123451 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheBetaTester *you're

    • @snail123451
      @snail123451 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheBetaTester I've got to fing it first. It's so small

  • @Priesstt_
    @Priesstt_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brains are looking across the farthest distances of space, yet doesn't even fully understand itself.

  • @linkypete9488
    @linkypete9488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Nanomachines son.

    • @letso1000
      @letso1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +linky pete Your memes end here.

    • @polyp2910
      @polyp2910 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let the memes live on!

  • @saintdoot
    @saintdoot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How to never poop again

  • @BenTheGangster
    @BenTheGangster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How to live forever
    Step 1: Be a meme
    Step 2: Memes never die ( well except harambe and gabe the dog )

  • @MrRipplefix
    @MrRipplefix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The old legends of the vampires isn't too far from the truth!!! Stem cells in the blood of younger people and animals are more plentiful and though drinking blood probably won't be able to get the job done right, injecting stem cells into the blood stream of the elderly people who are deficient of the stem cells would improve the health and healing process of the elderly people and prolong the life span of the elderly people dramaticly.

    • @MrRipplefix
      @MrRipplefix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oddly enough the effects of garlic are antimicrobial because it effects the DNA of microorganisms and there's more microorganisms DNA in the human body than there is human DNA in the human body. I don't know for sure how garlic effects human DNA or stem cells but I have a feeling that it should be avoided if you are taking stem cell injections. Just in case!!!

    • @melrick5614
      @melrick5614 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blood donors should only be taken from children (that sounded a lot better in my head)

  • @victorpeterson3502
    @victorpeterson3502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a person who watches Doctor Who every single day I’ve learned that a longer life is actually a worse one. Ashildr is a great example of what immortality might do to the human mind. Our mind isn’t used to infinite memory and even if we have infinite memory there’s still the problem with losing loved ones. And even if every single human being is immortal there’s still the problem with over population. And even if we solved that problem there’s still the problem that eventually life would be boring.

  • @erkyperkyturkey2624
    @erkyperkyturkey2624 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:58 Ok. Please do an episode on HOW TO stop the sun from exploding?

  • @DragonSlayerCentral
    @DragonSlayerCentral 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Heheheh. he said sperm.

  • @migueltrejo5669
    @migueltrejo5669 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I know how to live forever, Gta 5

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yes everytime you die you wake up in a hospital

    • @ravencat1714
      @ravencat1714 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miguel Trejo WASTED

  • @engineerbot
    @engineerbot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think about how we’re all gonna die and go into eternal darkness and it makes me cry, literally. It happened to a man who died twice but came back to life and said he fell into eternal darkness, I am going for a nanobot if I get enough money when I grow up.

  • @platinoir
    @platinoir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How To Get a Job - EPIC HOW TO

    • @platinoir
      @platinoir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +DAKN
      nevermind, got one

  • @ggPescesgg
    @ggPescesgg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How to not die a virgin.

    • @daman6618
      @daman6618 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Become a miscarriage

  • @futuristicsp1513
    @futuristicsp1513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to live forever:
    Step 1: die.
    Step 2: respawn.
    Step 3: repeat.

    • @getrekm8-836
      @getrekm8-836 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm in hardcore mode where one does not simply respawn

  • @idkk9842
    @idkk9842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love life and I m only 9

  • @ihaveacoolname3087
    @ihaveacoolname3087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How to be MacGyver.

  • @jakemachado592
    @jakemachado592 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I successfully will live forever, and timetravled back to save Abraham Lincoln and I only have you to thank. Thank you for being so generous to share this with us.

  • @JonathanPerez-mr5wn
    @JonathanPerez-mr5wn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was born in 1650...so I know the secret lol

  • @prussianthetyrant5360
    @prussianthetyrant5360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2025 is the year I turn 20

    • @drpepper52256
      @drpepper52256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Prussian the tyrant then Go Play minecraft

    • @ronin6033
      @ronin6033 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prussian the tyrant when were u born

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prussian the tyrant
      I'll be 21 lol

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marc FromdaDot
      He was born in 2005

    • @nettojosen5945
      @nettojosen5945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr Pepper join us