I've adored this man since discovering him a few years ago at the height of the pandemic. His timing is fantastic, and he never fails to make me laugh. Great work, Matt!
Our toasters haven't lasted our marriage (we did get one for a wedding gift) but we got a bread-maker and that thing is a beast and still works 35 years later!
"He's at peace now." I heard that and thought I could've died happy right then... That was magical, Matt! Comics aren't always as funny, as they were the first time, but that's definitely NOT you. Your humor is like a fine wine - it's clean, has a full body and leaves a person wanting for more. Your going places, and it will be well deserved!
They still do that here in Asia. I've been given all manner of low end crappy electronic devices like MP3 players and calculators and thermometers/hygrometers
Wait......THAT'S REALLY A THING!??!?!!??THAT ACTUALLY CAN HAPPEN!??!?!??!?!? (☆~me day-dreaming about a free toaster~☆ i will use the first setting. Just to spite the universe🌌 and to have slightly warm bread🍞)😃🤤😈
I've still got some plates from a set, cooking utensils and knives from a bank here in Mexico. You had to deposit something like 250 dlls to get cool stuff 👌🏻 It's been about 8 years since the last one, though.
In 2000, i moved from Canada to Phoenix, Az. When i went to bank of America, they were offering an assortment of guns to choose from, for free, as an incentive to open up an account with them. I chose another bank to do business with,... One that didn't have mental midgets at their helm, handing out weapons to potentially hold them up with, later down the road!
I saw him live, that’s how I discovered him. As funny as it is here its 10x that in person. Genuinely never laughed so constantly in my life (and he added in location specific jokes. Phenomenal!)
Glad to see some new stuff from Matt! Love his comedy, if I weren’t currently gathering literal quarters up to buy literal bread right now I’d absolutely leave a tip, everyone should
Thank you Matt for the non-stop belly laughs during your entire set. You're a GENIUS with perfect timing and relatable material. Best DBC special to date
Thanks Matt, you're very funny and I wish I could afford to leave more! I saw your set with the Funniest Joke in the World and was very happy to see this on from you ☺️
I spell it as curfuffle because of a really old Ispy game i used to play on my dads laptop where one of the characters was an antique shop owner and that was his name 🙃
@@Sethoffgrid 😊 and it's fun to say. I like words that entertain my mouth Ha! The best fun name to say is a Japanese sumo wrestler WAKATAKAKAGE (wah ca talka kah gay)..try that 3 times lol. Also a fav is the spanish name for p-nut. I can't spell it just now but you say it like Cah oh waht tay 😊
This is awesome! 🤣🤣🤣 He says kerfuffle. I myself like the words brouhaha or ruckus! "Could you describe the ruckus sir?-The Breakfast Club"🤣🤣🤣 ~ APRIL LIPKE
It's kind of cool hearing the blend of comedian inspirations he's taking from, just in the way he says words: Louis C.K., Jim Gaffigan, and John Mulaney.
A place where I used to work had a conveyor belt toaster. Freakin' amazing, loved it. You just could touch anything except the on switch and the speed dial, otherwise you got scorched.
Matt I was just like you in school. Everyone always told me I needed to be a comedian. Keep up the great show and I love your natural humor. Have an amazing 2023!
Worked in a rural area nursing home. coroner was harvesting so said he collect the newly deceased when the semi was full. Being late anywhere when harvest on full, definitely valid. This guy is good.
I wish Falk could know just HOW MUCH I needed this tonight. At my wit's end with almost EVERYTHING in life! Ok, things like work, sick, missing work, still sick, the new doc next week (Heard good things! He's gonna help me! Stay tuned. .), back to work, sorting stuff into "do this NOW," "Revisit next WEEK," and "TOO LATE, SORRY!" Emails (Reply, Forward, Flag, DELETE), dishes not done ("That's ok honey. I worked, you didn't, you needed the nap"), too sick to call family, and so I'll. . .Oh! Apparently they're all down with something too!! "No, really. Thanks for not calling me and disturbing me. . . for the last six months. Totally fine with dat. You betcha." SOOOO, tonight after a dinner break, back at work at my desk at my computer, still not feeling great, I decided to push the blasted day aside and find something to make me laugh. So I searched Dry Bar Comedy, and this gem of a comedian, Matt Falk appeared on my screen and I laughed & laughed, turned up the volume, and laughed & laughed and watched a couple of students leave the reference area of the library to go study elsewhere, and. . Hey! A little icing on the cake! I don't have to do that anymore! :) !
This has to be the most eloquent, funny, and straight-forward comedian I've seen. Kinda surprised he's straight, but I'm sure he's tired of hearing that. Congrats to the happy couple!
I see notes of Bill Burr's style in his routine and that's not taking anything away from him. That was an excellent show out of the ordinary. I wonder what he can do with edgier topics because I suspect he has quite the opinion on him ^^
Really funny! [Made me almost recall -- wasn't there a Corner Gas episode that emphasized a "kerfuffle" running joke?] This is great! EJ on the phone was hilarious!
One of my roommates eats burned toast. Actually everything that goes into the toaster or oven will be burned. He calls it "just right". I call it "darker than black metal". I don't even get up anymore to check if the kitchen is on fire. Guess, should the house ever burn down, I will die in there, because "Ah, just my roommate making lasagne...", whenever I smell or see smoke coming through from under my bedroom door.
Reminds me of Dana Carvey’s vignette about his parents: Mom (on the phone): “Bought a new toaster. Used to have a two-slicer; now we have a four-slicer.” Dad chimes in: “Oh, we didn’t have a four-slicer!”
I've adored this man since discovering him a few years ago at the height of the pandemic. His timing is fantastic, and he never fails to make me laugh. Great work, Matt!
I just discovered him a few hours ago. lol. LOVE him
My husband and I actually got 2 toasters for our wedding 30 years ago--one of them is still working!🤣
Our toasters haven't lasted our marriage (we did get one for a wedding gift) but we got a bread-maker and that thing is a beast and still works 35 years later!
how 🤣
We got 2 Dutch ovens. And we aren't even dutch! And we just received a third one!
I was born 39 years ago ish well 29 + 10 or so 😅
@@MrPAULONEAL lucky! I have 2 fake husband's! My dad was born in the yr 1945! Does that help? Lol
"He's at peace now." I heard that and thought I could've died happy right then... That was magical, Matt! Comics aren't always as funny, as they were the first time, but that's definitely NOT you. Your humor is like a fine wine - it's clean, has a full body and leaves a person wanting for more. Your going places, and it will be well deserved!
In the 1960s they used to give you a toaster at the bank when you opened a new account and deposited at least a certain amount of money.
They still do that here in Asia. I've been given all manner of low end crappy electronic devices like MP3 players and calculators and thermometers/hygrometers
Wait......THAT'S REALLY A THING!??!?!!??THAT ACTUALLY CAN HAPPEN!??!?!??!?!? (☆~me day-dreaming about a free toaster~☆ i will use the first setting. Just to spite the universe🌌 and to have slightly warm bread🍞)😃🤤😈
I've still got some plates from a set, cooking utensils and knives from a bank here in Mexico. You had to deposit something like 250 dlls to get cool stuff 👌🏻 It's been about 8 years since the last one, though.
In 2000, i moved from Canada to Phoenix, Az. When i went to bank of America, they were offering an assortment of guns to choose from, for free, as an incentive to open up an account with them. I chose another bank to do business with,... One that didn't have mental midgets at their helm, handing out weapons to potentially hold them up with, later down the road!
@@leonessity Guns??! 😳 You made the right decision!
"He's at peace now!" That was actually too true to be funny.
Excellent unless or deaf and pacing very natural but very well done
i know. it hurt too much to laugh, especially with the karen voice.
Love Matt Falk! So glad to see him again. As always, he's high energy, high charisma, and high hilarity! 😂💙
Drybar always has crazy good comedians. But he is a performer of another calibre! Big Star Personality
The toaster bit was so spot on lol. I think we've all been there pre-popping and hovering to avoid yet another scrapping of burnt toast lmao
My dad was a birder. I can't tell you how many trail hikes hearing him name the birds as we walked along wonderful memories thankyou
Second special did not disappoint - same energy, great voices, clever stories/jokes. Love this guy.
Funny set. Well paced stories and the 'Kerfuffle' at the thrift store is totally believable...it's just too crazy not to be true...
I would love to attend his live shows. Great jokes, delivery and energy
I saw him live, that’s how I discovered him. As funny as it is here its 10x that in person. Genuinely never laughed so constantly in my life (and he added in location specific jokes. Phenomenal!)
We didn’t own a toaster. You’re right. We weren’t ready.
Love, love, love Matt Falk! Please, Drybar, play more of him!
I absolutely love Dry Bar. eat your heart out Comedy C
Glad to see some new stuff from Matt! Love his comedy, if I weren’t currently gathering literal quarters up to buy literal bread right now I’d absolutely leave a tip, everyone should
One of the few comedians that I actually laugh out loud for!
I wanna be there when they collect the rental income from the apparition 👻
Muffled Laughter.
By golly, he is definitely one of the top five conedediens on Dry Bar. He really gets into whatever character he is impersonating at that moment.
The bit about having more and more is spot on!
Thank you Matt for the non-stop belly laughs during your entire set. You're a GENIUS with perfect timing and relatable material. Best DBC special to date
If someone told me before this that would be be three minutes of pure gold toaster jokes I wouldn't have believed it but that was hilarious lol
I didn't think I would find toaster jokes funny but I'm dying🤣🤣
I can't afford a house with mature trees, so I'm going for the haunted one. I live alone anyway, some company at night will be appreciated.
Wow, totally slayed it. Thanks for the laughs
To be fair; the 2 setting on the toaster is perfect for Pop-tarts.
I like my pop tarts on 5. They're crunchy (watch out for tongue burns from the jam tho).
Freaking hilarious! Kinda reminds me of Rick Dukeman back in the day. So glad to hear these new comedians, bringing funny back into our lives!
Matt is hilarious as always 🤣
Love the toaster bit. I always wondered about those extreme ends....and yes, I hover over my toast. It's pathetic.
He’s so extra and I’m here for it. 😂😁😆
Can you phrase that again as an original thought, and not in hackneyed Gen Z tiktok-speak?
@@calisongbird Please mind your own business stupid Karen or Lance.
Thanks Matt, you're very funny and I wish I could afford to leave more! I saw your set with the Funniest Joke in the World and was very happy to see this on from you ☺️
This guy will do well at real estate conventions. We do relate.
His comedy genuinely made me happy. Thank you!
I've finally reached the age where I don't give a fig....its a wonderful age! 😂
Loving Matt!!❤
Kerfuffle is one of my favorite words! I even know how to spell it.
Judge Judy used it all the time years ago.
Kerfuffle rule....need to be over 50 to say it.
I spell it as curfuffle because of a really old Ispy game i used to play on my dads laptop where one of the characters was an antique shop owner and that was his name 🙃
@@Sethoffgrid
😊 and it's fun to say. I like words that entertain my mouth
Ha!
The best fun name to say
is a Japanese sumo wrestler
WAKATAKAKAGE
(wah ca talka kah gay)..try that 3 times lol.
Also a fav is the spanish name for p-nut. I can't spell it just now but you say it like
Cah oh waht tay 😊
Matt has got to be my favorite Dry Bar comedian. First special had me crying from soooo much laughter and the second was gold.
Let's GO we doin THIS🤣😂🤣
Yay! Matt Falk is back!!
Matt Falk is genius. Super funny. This set kept me in stitches. Just hilarious. Thanks Matt& Drybar.
Always love seeing Matt, he's so LOL hilarious.
I kid you not, for our wedding we got zero toasters. Honestly, we had to go out and buy one.
How I dread the “when are you gonna…?” queries!
This man is my favourite. 😅
Thanks for the fun n larfs! I start my day at 3, 4 or 5am with comedy 😉😊
This is awesome! 🤣🤣🤣
He says kerfuffle. I myself like the words brouhaha or ruckus!
"Could you describe the ruckus sir?-The Breakfast Club"🤣🤣🤣
~ APRIL LIPKE
"How did it get burnt?! I was right here!" 😂😂😂 Facts!
All time favorite Drybar comedian!! So glad they brought him back!
It's kind of cool hearing the blend of comedian inspirations he's taking from, just in the way he says words: Louis C.K., Jim Gaffigan, and John Mulaney.
LMAO at the kerfuffel bit.
A place where I used to work had a conveyor belt toaster. Freakin' amazing, loved it. You just could touch anything except the on switch and the speed dial, otherwise you got scorched.
WOO HOO! Comedy!
When I was a kid I liked my toast on number one, warm fresh stale feeling bread, now I like it on 6, black crispy and charcoal flavoured
😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂
Yeah; and what'd he say? 'You can't scrape off the taste of failure.'
Char, good color, barbeque, crispy, blackened....all CARCINOGENIC !!!
burnt=BAD. Not flavor.
Enjoy 😄
Just came here to say our toaster has been stuck on 4 for 6 months. 😆
This guy is my new favorite for his P&P closing line alone! Actually the whole set was great, but the closing line was a beautiful bonus😄
The realtor, school, the kerfuffle, Elton's blurry concert!!!! The vocals. Great material, so funny. Wonderful!
The kufuffing story was gold!
Very funny
I love watching fellow Manitobans be comedians on Dry Bar! Wanna see it more!
He is very, very funny!! Great job!🤣
Best thing I have heard in ages! Love this guy
Matt Falk is as good as the legendary late comedian John Pinette. Amazing energy, timing, and joke quality!
Ahhh! I LOVE Matt Falk's humor, I'm so happy he's back!
Matt I was just like you in school. Everyone always told me I needed to be a comedian. Keep up the great show and I love your natural humor. Have an amazing 2023!
Go for it!
He's great! 😅🤣😂🎉
Hilarious give this guy his credit want to see more
OMG, I have to stop watching or I'm never going to be able to go to sleep. I want more!!! lol. I just started watching his stuff a few hours ago
Worked in a rural area nursing home. coroner was harvesting so said he collect the newly deceased when the semi was full. Being late anywhere when harvest on full, definitely valid. This guy is good.
He sounds similar to john mulaney and has similar mannerisms 😂 love it
Two ladies kerfufflin’… I love it! 😂
Great humor! I really enjoyed this show.
Yess, my favorite comedian!
I wish Falk could know just HOW MUCH I needed this tonight. At my wit's end with almost EVERYTHING in life! Ok, things like work, sick, missing work, still sick, the new doc next week (Heard good things! He's gonna help me! Stay tuned. .), back to work, sorting stuff into "do this NOW," "Revisit next WEEK," and "TOO LATE, SORRY!" Emails (Reply, Forward, Flag, DELETE), dishes not done ("That's ok honey. I worked, you didn't, you needed the nap"), too sick to call family, and so I'll. . .Oh! Apparently they're all down with something too!! "No, really. Thanks for not calling me and disturbing me. . . for the last six months. Totally fine with dat. You betcha." SOOOO, tonight after a dinner break, back at work at my desk at my computer, still not feeling great, I decided to push the blasted day aside and find something to make me laugh. So I searched Dry Bar Comedy, and this gem of a comedian, Matt Falk appeared on my screen and I laughed & laughed, turned up the volume, and laughed & laughed and watched a couple of students leave the reference area of the library to go study elsewhere, and. . Hey! A little icing on the cake! I don't have to do that anymore! :) !
Brilliant comedian! You go guy!!
Ohmygosh. This guy is hilarious!!
I laughed all the way through this one, so much fun! 😂😂
This has to be the most eloquent, funny, and straight-forward comedian I've seen. Kinda surprised he's straight, but I'm sure he's tired of hearing that. Congrats to the happy couple!
I see notes of Bill Burr's style in his routine and that's not taking anything away from him. That was an excellent show out of the ordinary. I wonder what he can do with edgier topics because I suspect he has quite the opinion on him ^^
10/10 comedian, very relatable and extremely hilarious!!
He's awesome...love this guy! Hilarious! 😂
The numbers on the toaster stand for minutes
😮Do they really? I'm going to test that theory tomorrow (yum toast!).
Loved this, I'm now a fan
Absolutely hysterical! Loving his job! 🤪
The toaster problems are real. My husband is a chef and burns toast all the time, at home anyway. Fantastic set.
He “milked” the toast joke 🤪
Really funny! [Made me almost recall -- wasn't there a Corner Gas episode that emphasized a "kerfuffle" running joke?] This is great! EJ on the phone was hilarious!
One of my roommates eats burned toast. Actually everything that goes into the toaster or oven will be burned. He calls it "just right". I call it "darker than black metal". I don't even get up anymore to check if the kitchen is on fire. Guess, should the house ever burn down, I will die in there, because "Ah, just my roommate making lasagne...", whenever I smell or see smoke coming through from under my bedroom door.
Toaster setting 1 = perfect pop tarts!
...6 is good for frozen stuff.
(No, I'm NOT fun at parties).
Toaster on 1 is for Pop Tarts
I knew he’s going to be funny cause his name is Matt. I don’t know what’s up with this, but literally every Matt is funnier than any other person
Thanks!
Reminds me of Dana Carvey’s vignette about his parents:
Mom (on the phone): “Bought a new toaster. Used to have a two-slicer; now we have a four-slicer.”
Dad chimes in: “Oh, we didn’t have a four-slicer!”
One and two thaw frozen slices ☺️
I haven’t had a toaster in years because the last three I’ve owned have caught on fire.
Hey! You had a Beavis + Butthead toaster, too? Nice.
I just fry my bread in a skillet. Works great!
No crummy roach hotel on my counter. 😝
😄
Glad to see him back
Extremely good- very funny 😂
Thank you. I really needed those laughs🤣😆😂
Matt’s back?! Oh, Falk, yeah! 😀
God,he is delicious, loud,but deliciously funny!😄😁😆🤣
Love your stuff man! Awesome that your from Manitoba too! Keep em coming!
That home owners bit got me good!
Perfect from start to finish :)