The Chosokabe Experience

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  • @Pilps
    @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    (EDIT)
    I plan on paying different games alongside Shogun 2. I did state originally in this comment i would be playing Mount and Blade Bannerlord but mods are barely updates on that game and i'm not enjoying it as much as i thought i would be. So If you have any suggestions for other games you want me to make videos on, let me know down in the comments! :)

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

    “Huh? Why is the sky dark? It was supposed to be sunny.”
    “Sir the Chosokabe soldiers opened fire”
    “Ah, right”

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Our arrows, will blot out the sun!

    • @Super-xs5gq
      @Super-xs5gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      No, it’s more like all they will see is light, since the Chosokabe soldiers developed fire arrows. So the last thing they will see before they die is a bright light. And then another bright light after they get hit by the bright light.

    • @sannyer633
      @sannyer633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Super-xs5gq our arrows, will BE the sun!

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Pilps Then we shall BANZAI in the shade. -Proud No-Dachi Samurai Waaaaaaghing his way across Japan.

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Then we shall have our battle in the shade" - Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae, 480 BC, colorized.

  • @andrewmcgraw4811
    @andrewmcgraw4811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    Portuguese: "Psst... Hey, Chosokabe! Ya want some guns, mang?"
    Chosokabe: *Sitting upon a throne of arrow-riddled corpses* "Nah thanks, I'm good fam."

  • @darkfireslide
    @darkfireslide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    "What does it feel like to kill another man?"
    Chosokabe archer: "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed Ikko Ikki"

  • @OvercomingAndThriving
    @OvercomingAndThriving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    *Chosokabe discards matchlock*
    "So uncivilized."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

  • @UgandanRoach
    @UgandanRoach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    Fun fact: This guy is great not for being good at editing: but on not quitting and actually finishing any total war game campaign. For multiple times. That's a superhuman thing.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Thank you! I will admit, the ikko ikki campaign im currently doing is proving to be extremely frustrating aha

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not good at editing though?? Mr Bean popping up was perfect comedic timing

    • @TheGreatDanish
      @TheGreatDanish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@chuckn4851 he didnt say he wasnt good at editing, but rather it wasnt the primary reason he's great.

    • @Shifty51991
      @Shifty51991 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Pilps i have 100s of hours across about 3 different total war games.....and have yet to finish a single campaign lol....even on easy.....

    • @Ligierthegreensun
      @Ligierthegreensun ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Shifty51991some definitely get easier once you establish yourself, like Rome II. Once you take a significant amount of territory and are making good money to field a few armies, no matter on what difficulty, finishing just becomes a matter of time.

  • @ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz
    @ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    "Look at his lips hahaha!"
    - Says the Nanban who's in Arrow range 2020 Nov 29

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Haha don't mention our Daimyo's lips!!

    • @517342
      @517342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Literally bow shaped

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean 1550

    • @ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz
      @ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@htf5555 would say it. if that's what I was going for, but no.

  • @DOOM6287
    @DOOM6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    I was hoping for a porcupine joke. Not even 10 seconds in and there it is, im impressed

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Ayeeeeee ;)

    • @wingmanbarkerhere1696
      @wingmanbarkerhere1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Pilps is it true the banner of ta- I mean Chosokabe fly’s high?

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get the joke.

    • @omegalul8861
      @omegalul8861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@wealthybone2990 the Chosokabe fire so many arrows into their enemies, their corpses look like porcupines.

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@omegalul8861 oh lol that makes sense and also your name is very accurate.

  • @Yay4IamCute
    @Yay4IamCute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Chosokabe
    Specialization: _Shooting memes at long range._

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You love to see it ;)

    • @freiherrbaronvonschaefer
      @freiherrbaronvonschaefer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't the Otomo do that as well, though with a slight hint of Guns and Jesus?

    • @warvester
      @warvester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@freiherrbaronvonschaefer but you can't see what kills you, just some smoke and explosions.
      With the Chosokabe, you're gonna see it, and be able to do nothing about it as you become a human porcupine.

    • @Monika-ok6lp
      @Monika-ok6lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If the Otomo, the Oda, and the Shimazu fight like Spanish and Portuguese, then the Chosokabe are the British longbowmen

  • @Mindfr3k24
    @Mindfr3k24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Chosokabe to every other Clan: " You exist, because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

    • @Yaybuttons898
      @Yaybuttons898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mmm nice reference

    • @jyanbei
      @jyanbei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Toyotomi professional fighting forces staring menacingly

    • @voyager9959
      @voyager9959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mass Effect reference, eh?

  • @SleepyPengu1n
    @SleepyPengu1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Chosokabe: Making every Sengoku Jidai battle look like Agincourt since 2011.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

    • @iqrafuronsipemalas
      @iqrafuronsipemalas 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What name mod?

  • @alvarodebarrio7718
    @alvarodebarrio7718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2175

    The wood elves dlc look weird

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      It looks dare i say..... better! ;D

    • @alvarodebarrio7718
      @alvarodebarrio7718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Pilps is missing a galadriel bit yes is better

    • @maximedemers3467
      @maximedemers3467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Could be worse, it could have been an Avalorn DLC where they give a new variant of the Sisters of Avalorn with some melee weapon to go with their magic bows. This makes them superior to regular Sisters of Avalorn with no downside. Next LegendofTotalWar video: my new favorite Doomstack.

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alvarodebarrio7718 i think they're referring to warhammer fantasy. unless i just did a woosh

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maximedemers3467 still wouldn't be as OP as Skaven.

  • @Seedmember
    @Seedmember 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    'Captain'
    'Yes my lord?'
    'The sun is too bright today. Make me some shadow'
    'Yes, my lord.'

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @aetavism838
      @aetavism838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Correction:
      Gokenin.
      Yes my daimyo?
      The sun is too bright today. Make me some shadow.
      Yes my daimyo.
      *proceeds to launch a million arrows*

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Chosokabe: Captures Kyoto.
    The rest of Japan: So you have chosen death.
    Chosokabe: Bold words for someone in bow range.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *Arrows go theooooouuuurrrrr/brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

    • @rikrishshrestha5421
      @rikrishshrestha5421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This, made me shocked for couple of turns . All my vassals turning up on me, every clan hostile. Only after capturing kyoto , things settled down.

    • @alexandersinhell8376
      @alexandersinhell8376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bold words for someone in matchlock range

  • @SororitasSimp
    @SororitasSimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Imagine training for your whole life for this one moment in battle where you could've prove yourself a true warrior and only to get killed by a pointy stick launched from a springy stick

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

    • @TheWarpmind
      @TheWarpmind 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Days to be quick minutes to learn the process and get close to on target

  • @saltyfrenchy4324
    @saltyfrenchy4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "They can't beat you in melee if they can't get into melee range"
    This post was made by the Tau ... I mean the Chosokabe gang

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *TAUsokabe!!!*

    • @onlyheskuin1717
      @onlyheskuin1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Pilps The Chosokabe are firm supporters of the Greater Good

  • @robosoldier11
    @robosoldier11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Gun seller: "Ah I see you love projectile weapons allow me to introduce you to the latest and greatest in firepower!
    Chosabake: "This is bow?"
    Gun seller: "ughhh sure"
    Chosabake:"This pleases us greatly."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Heh heh

    • @fadhli179
      @fadhli179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      hmmmm.........
      gunpowder, arrow, bow......
      EXPLODING ARROW YESSSS

  • @simonmalund
    @simonmalund 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Every other Damiyo: Nooo you can't just spam arrows, you havr yo fight in glourius meele combat
    Chosokabe: haha arrows go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @Wet_Sandwich
      @Wet_Sandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hello, Im The Weather forman and ime here for your daily weather report in in 1200-1600 Japan, Chokusabe Territory:
      Monday: Heavy rain
      Tueday: Rain of arrows
      Wednesday: rain of arrows
      Thursday: Rain of arrows
      Friday: Rain of arrows
      Saturday: Rain of arrows
      Sunday: its expected for light and eazy weathe-
      Jk its rain of arrows

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oda: Laugh in rifle ashigaru.

    • @shadownight9956
      @shadownight9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mongols: hold my horses

    • @commisareren7440
      @commisareren7440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shadownight9956 a horse ? you speak about this porcupine

  • @amakon9833
    @amakon9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Chosokabe be like
    want to see me block out the sun?
    want me to do it again?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *ARROW NOISES INTENSIFIES*

    • @riventv4927
      @riventv4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you give me timestamp

  • @faizalf119
    @faizalf119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    After admiral Perry opened the port and British visit Japan :
    British: "We built our kingdom with our legendary longbow men"
    Japan: "We also built our shogunate with our legendary Yumi men"
    British, gasped: "Did we just become best friends?"
    Japan: "Hai!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Haha such an underrated comment! Brilliant!

    • @graetestfanever1
      @graetestfanever1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Britian: "wanna go drink tea and make fun of China and/or the Americans?
      Japan: "Hai!"

    • @shivaprasad9250
      @shivaprasad9250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's better is both of them decimated thier neighbor from the main land

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the funny thing is that Japan and Britain DID have a long-running friendship and naval alliance(which was partially how Japan got dragged into WWI). A large number of Japan's capital ships from the post-ironclad era were actually built in England, including the likes of the pre-dreadnought Mikasa (the Japanese flagship at Tsushima), and the battlecruiser Kongo.

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jedimasterdraco6950 and funny part is, due to different height between British men and Japanese men, a lot of stuff on board will be difficult to operate by the Japanese. So their solution? Hire Japanese crew that eat meat a lot (and growing up with better protein intake leading to better growth) but it was frowned upon because many Japanese still don't eat beef.

  • @toastedghost8971
    @toastedghost8971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    World War 1 documentary: "Battalions of infantry were sent to the slaughter as their commanders charged them against unending volleys of automatic fire again and again"
    Chosokabe tacticians: "Write that down write that down!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😂

    • @miked884
      @miked884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like chosokabe: here kid something from the past that can help you right now

  • @kirne3953
    @kirne3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    For tonights weather forcast, arrows. Lots of arows.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heh heh i like that

    • @XDlosDominicans
      @XDlosDominicans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "IT'S RAINING ARROWS SIDEWAYS!!!"
      "Thank you, Ollie!"

    • @morgansiroux9186
      @morgansiroux9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a Jojo reference ???

  • @ACCB710
    @ACCB710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Boy golly gee i wonder if it is possible to exploit the fact samurais do not use shields... hmmm

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Heh heh, bow go *BRRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @ACCB710
      @ACCB710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Pilps yeeeeh

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't they have shields tho?

    • @MyShadowOfTheNight
      @MyShadowOfTheNight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@wealthybone2990 not really commonly no. The did use the japanese versions of Pavise shields in sieges though and placed them in the ground for arrow fire

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MyShadowOfTheNight I see that but why didn't they think to use shields? Did they think it was cowardly and not as badass or brave as wielding a sword?

  • @CrazyTankersVN
    @CrazyTankersVN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "Our arrows will blot out the sun, and there is no shade to hide!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Arrows go *BRRRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @GeorgeSalonikh
    @GeorgeSalonikh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    I've been waiting for this!

    • @ham-mer-man2332
      @ham-mer-man2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      oh shit it's the funny metal gear solid man

    • @Diego000793
      @Diego000793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kept you waiting, uh?

    • @DeathknightDragon
      @DeathknightDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OH SHIT, IT'S GEORGE, BOIZ!
      *Kept you waiting, huh?*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hope you enjoyed it man! :D

    • @SimaoRodrigues...
      @SimaoRodrigues... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What are you doing here? This isn't no FOB

  • @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863
    @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Quartermaster: So how many arrows do you need?
    Chosokabe Dimyo: *YES*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

  • @unlyokosympa9445
    @unlyokosympa9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    English longbowmen: We have well trained archers who can obliterate a whole army
    The Cosokabe clan: What if I add Katana and Bushido to this ?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Heh heh ;D

  • @TheDrunkenPirate625
    @TheDrunkenPirate625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "Don't you think that is a little over done?" "Hehe, Arrows go woooosh"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha :D

  • @ig_4220
    @ig_4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "The Archer clan really is made up of Archers!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

    • @Emi_Tempi
      @Emi_Tempi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "People die if they are killed."

  • @St0ic_p3rsp3ctives
    @St0ic_p3rsp3ctives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Takeda : cavalry is good against archers
    Chosokabe : not inside a castle
    Takeda : oh yeah....BLEH *dies*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

    • @yichenqiao8772
      @yichenqiao8772 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Takeda called Hojo with siege engineer for help,after a big boom, chosokabe archer died and gate blow up, Takeda cavalry swarm in castle

    • @TruekingoftheLeinstermen
      @TruekingoftheLeinstermen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@yichenqiao8772never ending amount of spear ashigaru with even more never ending amounts of biw ashigaru will counter all you can't rush in if you broke before you reached the wall

  • @Sasputa
    @Sasputa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Other Clans: Nooo, you have to fight honourably with melee combat
    Chosokabe: hahaha arrow go blot out sun

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ayeeeeee ;D

    • @_KroW_
      @_KroW_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The shimazu and tojo would like to know your location

    • @CapitalTeeth
      @CapitalTeeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bold words for somebody who brings a knife to a bow fight.

  • @lousassin2912
    @lousassin2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Pilps: "They shall fight in the shade."
    Fellow bowman: "Say no more."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

    • @lousassin2912
      @lousassin2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pilps Yeet them high brother!

  • @grandstrategos1144
    @grandstrategos1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Chosokabe soldier: The enemy outnumbers us three to one!
    Chosokabe General: Just cover the sky with arrows; they can’t dodge them all!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Arrows go theooooouuuurrrrr/brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

  • @csikostamas8604
    @csikostamas8604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    8:50
    "Oh-oh"
    "Don't tell me. We're about to charge the Chosokabe uphill."
    "Yep."
    "Army of archer samurai at the top?"
    "Most likely."
    "Bring it on."
    *screams*
    *mass death*

  • @warden-commandercousland
    @warden-commandercousland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Other Clans: You can't solve every problem with arrows
    Chosokabe: Clearly, you are not using enough arrows.

  • @rileyhadland4094
    @rileyhadland4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    They really got the arrows right in this game. They feel so deadly

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Definitely!

    • @stryderlight3848
      @stryderlight3848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Compare it to Three Kingdoms and Warhammer. Arrows feel very undeadly.

    • @SRX33
      @SRX33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stryderlight3848 The arrows in three kingdoms are quite deadly, they just dont look like it (maybe because of the tracers)

    • @stryderlight3848
      @stryderlight3848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@SRX33 ​ @Vali G. They are deadly, but it doensn't have the same feel. Out of every tw iv played, shogun is the only one that maeks me fear arrows. Because none of the other ones have a single entity get hit by 200+ arrows that all actually colie with them and turn them into a human pin cushion XD

    • @Emi_Tempi
      @Emi_Tempi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stryderlight3848 The vampire counts only get crossbowmen and there are no undead in Three Kingdoms from what I know

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "B-But m'Lord! They can't even fight in melee!" - A cat

  • @shooter2224
    @shooter2224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I remember the exact thoughts I had first time picking a faction. These guys have really good archers, and no one uses shields? YESYESYES!

  • @VioletMilks
    @VioletMilks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Everyone else: *balanced army*
    This clan: “arrow only”

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arrows go *theeewooouuuurrrr*

    • @inventor121
      @inventor121 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not true! if you have horse archers you can chase down those fleeing units!
      Also I like to have a 1 unit of ashigaru spearmen for every 5 units of bowmen and defensive firebomb throwers in the mix. Why? Because the spearmen act like a mobile wall to pin enemies in place so the bows never have to get into melee range!
      My favourite tactic to use against Shimazu players is to setup my bows in the trees and a formation of spearmen just in front. Then I use horse archers to bait the troops out of the castle (it's shimazu so they were going to charge anyways) and lead them back to the treeline where the bows finally step out and being firing.

  • @sealstorm1935
    @sealstorm1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "My ancestors would be proud, we drew the SWORD..."
    Um, well technically....

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Arrows go threoooooooooowwww/brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

  • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
    @AnonEMus-cp2mn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Mr. Incredible in poorly photoshopped Samurai armor:
    _"It's _*_Bowtime"_*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you missed out the i D:

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pilps Must have been when editing the * placement, the **bold** format doesn't work on individual l*e*tters or *periods*.

  • @tomtalvisota1580
    @tomtalvisota1580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Ikko-Ikki be like:
    Surrender!
    We have you four to one!
    Pilps be like:
    I like those odds.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Four to one? That's more targets for me ;)

    • @kevinsoler4696
      @kevinsoler4696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What did Pilps got out of it?
      Pilps: Target practice

    • @noblesgamingbunker5166
      @noblesgamingbunker5166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      outnumbered? NO that's what we call a target rich environment!

    • @jessicamason2526
      @jessicamason2526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well until they bring out the monk archer spam

    • @JC-uz3ey
      @JC-uz3ey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, each of my men has 40 arrows.

  • @giovannicostantini1637
    @giovannicostantini1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Invention of the bow be like: "damn i want to stab this guy but i am too far away"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

    • @giovannicostantini1637
      @giovannicostantini1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Arrows are just bullets that dont belived in themself enough

  • @FerreusVir
    @FerreusVir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
    "Then we will stand in the open and die painfully."
    "Oh...ok."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. It is the true samurai way aha

  • @neo967
    @neo967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ahh, back when enemy forces were acupunctured with arrows

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The good old days :D

  • @sunjian5458
    @sunjian5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Me: There better be a gif of Leonidas on his knees about to drown in an ocean of arrows in this video.
    **Does not happen**
    Me: Damn

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Welp.... time for a reupload!

  • @darthimperious8661
    @darthimperious8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Having played this exact campaign with the same mods this is 100% accurate and by the late game you pretty much don’t have to pay attention as the bow samurai spears will do all the work for you

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You love to see it ;D

    • @Ariel_2003
      @Ariel_2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What mods you using I can't find all of em

  • @johnaxios6335
    @johnaxios6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    8:07 Holy shit you destroyed him dude! 😳

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He got turned into ketchup!

  • @the0sanitydokutah967
    @the0sanitydokutah967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Skyrim Guard: "I took an arrow to the knee"
    Japanese clans facing the Chosokabe: "B*tch please! I'm a human porcupine!"

  • @degroot7158
    @degroot7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:03
    "Legolas 1 already!"
    "I'm on 2534!"
    "What!? I'll have no pointy-eared elf outscoring me!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha! Basically my entire playthrough was the archer defence/beginning of helms deep

  • @xandermagne2141
    @xandermagne2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's kind of madness that Shogun 2, after almost a decade, still has the best arrow visual and sound effects and death animations of any of the total wars.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it’s my favourite out of the series by far!

  • @therealhistorybuff990
    @therealhistorybuff990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chosokabe: “Our arrows will blot out the sun.”
    Oda: “Then we’ll fight in the shade.”

  • @HistoricalWeapons
    @HistoricalWeapons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this is my playthrough in every total war, spam archers and try to win

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The CHADsokabe Experience

  • @Raaaaaaaaai
    @Raaaaaaaaai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:01 That Ikko-Ikki guy at the bottom facepalms seeing 4 of their amazing generals getting wrecked across the river.

  • @someolfellow1094
    @someolfellow1094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chosokabe, reenacting the ending scene of The 300 before the movie was even made

  • @lancelotdewouters474
    @lancelotdewouters474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Lord, how many archers should we recruit?"
    Chosokabe Daimyo : "Yes"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *YES*

  • @stevenglorieux9066
    @stevenglorieux9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “Porcupine”
    Best joke.
    Great vid as always man! Can’t wait to see what’s next.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks man! Glad you enjoyed it :)

  • @Wolfram_von_Richthofen
    @Wolfram_von_Richthofen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching Daikyu Gōshi tear apart samurai and ashigaru alike is like watching an Armstrong Gun from FOTS wipe out a unit with a single shot. Purely satisfying.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Destroying units in seconds from firepower is so satisfying in any total war game, especially shogun 2

    • @Wolfram_von_Richthofen
      @Wolfram_von_Richthofen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pilps what mod enables you to recruit the Daikyu Goshi?, Could ye send me a link or the name? And the mod for more clans, like the Motoyama, Aso, Ichijo etc.

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:33 Yeah, the Chokolate doesn't need that barbarian trading and their dishonourable fire sticks, and the super over powered caravels that annihilates everything that dares to oppose them, and the rivers of money that you get and... and... *starts new game, picks Otomo*
    I'm sorry, what was I saying?

  • @Supperdude9
    @Supperdude9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who would win?
    A samurai who has trained all his life to be a skilled warrior and has unending loyalty towards his master.
    Or.
    One arrow boi.

  • @mischaprudon3316
    @mischaprudon3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When the arrow storm hits you so hard that your body ragdolls/smahes so hard in the ground because of the arrows that your blood stays behind. And that it only seconds later remembers it is bound by the laws of gravity.
    1:27 1:30

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You love to see it

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you said wood elves have good archers “then chosokabe shot you”

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chosokabe > Wood Elves

  • @thepizzafoogle5481
    @thepizzafoogle5481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    General: What is your favourite fighting technique?
    Samurai 1: I like to bait them out, and force them into a bad position!
    Samurai 2: I like to force them into dropping their weapon!
    Samurai 3:
    3:10 *HEADBUTT THEM*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *I'M GUNNA HEADBUTT YA!!!*

    • @thepizzafoogle5481
      @thepizzafoogle5481 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pilps You deserve way more subscribers mate, your content is fantastic, and your dedication to replying to comments is so honourable, many samurai would jealous.

  • @jay.g3824
    @jay.g3824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So this is why sky was dark - castle samurai

  • @thelightning7863
    @thelightning7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chosokabe in a nutshell - Human Porcupine makers

  • @MrKrossix
    @MrKrossix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Your content gets more spicy with each upload, my bro

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I appreciate that

    • @MrKrossix
      @MrKrossix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pilps I'll bring a notebook next time you upload x) Keep being awesome

  • @maximkopa3955
    @maximkopa3955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chosokabe strategy: Spam archers
    Also i have another idea:
    Todays weather is rainy, be careful!
    Chosokabe enemy: And? My firearms will reload slower and there will be no fire arrows, nothing dangerous
    Yes, but the rain is not water, its ARROWS

  • @jackstone112
    @jackstone112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My first clan I played! Also thank you so much for this glorious content , so hilarious! Best totalwar contentent on youtube

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine too! And thank you, glad you enjoy the content :)

  • @totalwartitan5118
    @totalwartitan5118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chosokabe spam archers.
    *England wants to know your location*

  • @nathanielrourke8886
    @nathanielrourke8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The national bird of the chosokabe is the arrow.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes :D

  • @Acquiescence
    @Acquiescence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:06 who ordered a blood smoothie

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he imploded aha

  • @aidanmoore4311
    @aidanmoore4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:12 “All righty then.”

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Allllllrighty then!

  • @user-td6dr5wd8w
    @user-td6dr5wd8w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Blessed is the day, PAPA PILPS IS HERE!!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayeeeeee :D

  • @InquisitorXarius
    @InquisitorXarius ปีที่แล้ว

    16:35 Beautiful Ending fit with a song I imagine would play as a great leader looks over their achievements one final time before passing into the Unknown of Death before cutting to a Historical Mural of them and their accomplishments.

  • @simonepazsimon7219
    @simonepazsimon7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chosokabe to other clans: My Buddha! Look at those organized pin cushions

  • @khairulanuar5314
    @khairulanuar5314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Shamefurr dispray!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come say that closer, if you can! *Arrow volley*

  • @ballisticwaffles
    @ballisticwaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh hell yes, Bow Boys rise up!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our arrows, will blot out the sun!

  • @JohnShepherd117
    @JohnShepherd117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chosokabe “holding a gun in one hand and a bow in the other”.....”throws gun of cliff” meh this will work

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the ultimate CHAD!

  • @jubbalubby
    @jubbalubby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:55 being on the receiving end of that barage is something that will haunt you for many campaigns

  • @ryanmuhanmadfalah8582
    @ryanmuhanmadfalah8582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everytime chosokabe saw a bow
    Chosokabe : i'll take your entire stock

  • @Sasputa
    @Sasputa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Have you ever played Hearts of Iron 4, its really good, and I would recommend it.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't will have to check it out :)

  • @flaggy185
    @flaggy185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another siege: Okay, se need to make this perfect, pass the wall, and fight with the enemy, it's going to be very hard
    Chokosabe: *Just shoot at what fricking moves, and burn whats not*

  • @xdeser2949
    @xdeser2949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ah the chosokabe, for if you *really* enjoyed playing third age divide and conquer as the dunedain kiting everything with rangers

  • @Teaspoon9205
    @Teaspoon9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chosokabe: real life LOTR Elves.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*

  • @Garroshable
    @Garroshable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All I could think was "Damn them fletchers be making bank"

  • @Zalazaar
    @Zalazaar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the land without shields, the bowman is king

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chosokabe commander:
    Alright, everybody see that guy running away from us that poses no threat at all?
    *collective yes*
    Everybody shoot him.

  • @Nasmr1
    @Nasmr1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:50
    Any of you remember that samurai jack episode where it's the three archers on the tower?

  • @OOZ662
    @OOZ662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you have to secure entire forests as strategic resources to supply enough arrows

  • @pimentinha1121
    @pimentinha1121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This looks like early game High elves in warhammer 2

  • @munchydumpling3161
    @munchydumpling3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:06 that's one way to secure a kill

  • @許書瑜
    @許書瑜 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's always a rainy day whereever there's an army of Chosokabe, followed by flash floods of blood.

  • @Valen-rt3uj
    @Valen-rt3uj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm becoming so fan bro!!! besides the funny moments you make in the edition, there's a lot of epicity in those scenes where you can notice that there's an expanding empire under your control, with that music and the way you move, conquer and display units in the battlefield, like a hard-working process that is becoming effective. Not to mention the brutal effect of the Chosokabe archers, my god!! I'm gonna play with them as well haha.
    P.S. I'm still laughing with the comparison you made with the Tau xDDD

  • @Truck_Kun_Driver
    @Truck_Kun_Driver 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "We will cover the sun with our arrows"
    "The we will fight in the shade"
    _gets turn into a porcupine_

  • @thedankengine4842
    @thedankengine4842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fort with 7 units: Please show mercy you win alright?
    Pilps with about 27 archers: There is no mercy

  • @emmanuelbocconcello7916
    @emmanuelbocconcello7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:58 When you are taking the Hobbits at Isengard but you're not fast enough.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Arrows go theooooouuuurrrrr/brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

  • @dirt_dolphin9299
    @dirt_dolphin9299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So I was watching this during my first ever Chosokabe playthrough. Got to the part where you achieved campaign victory in 1556, thought I had missed some major moves and decided to restart and delete my saves.
    Realized a little later that you were using mods.
    That's a couple hours of my life down the drain because I was too dumb to read the description.
    10/10 great video, very entertaining

  • @Madjo-qj2ge
    @Madjo-qj2ge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chosokabe
    The Japan answer to MORE DAKKA!!

  • @TheColosiss
    @TheColosiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still one of my favorite campaigns.
    Never has the yari wall spam + archer spam felt so satisfying than when you take on 2 advancing armies... and make them run in fear.

  • @maenmutairi5091
    @maenmutairi5091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A insightful documentary on the invention of the machine gun

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Arrows go BRRRRRRRRRRR/WOOOOOOOOOOOSH*