10 Impossible Things That Only Zlatan Ibrahimovic Did In Football HD

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  • @bhavishya338
    @bhavishya338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4106

    Zlatan and time once had a race.
    Time is still running

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    When zlatan gets injured, he doesn't feel pain
    The pain feels zlatan

    • @milksheikhal-barelvi6782
      @milksheikhal-barelvi6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @sgiannon lmfao

    • @sillyjay8322
      @sillyjay8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @UserX860
      @UserX860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what a new joke 🙈

    • @tayashort451
      @tayashort451 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That wasn’t the case when someone slightly stepped on his toe

    • @ShenziBuni
      @ShenziBuni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @hellboy9977
    @hellboy9977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2918

    Whenever I am in the mood to laugh my heart out I visit the comment section of Zlatan's videos 😂😂😂

  • @paparapakyaw2789
    @paparapakyaw2789 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    When Zlatan goes to term and conditions, Terms and conditions accepted Zlatan

  • @psychedeliccosmos1685
    @psychedeliccosmos1685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    Zlatlan kicked earth once and still it rotates and revolves.

    • @Haaru_
      @Haaru_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good one

    • @cadenmcmahon5704
      @cadenmcmahon5704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @boblindemanen
      @boblindemanen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      JA DEN DRIBBLINGEN HAN RÅKADE GÖRA I BÖRJAN SITER FORTFARAND I RULLNING!

    • @aapebaun4827
      @aapebaun4827 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nepali le chance PAYE garxa 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mohammadmehrab3219
      @mohammadmehrab3219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the fuck are you saying

  • @elliothavik4697
    @elliothavik4697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8059

    There are 3 rules in football:
    1. Dont give messi space.
    2. Dont let ronaldo shoot.
    3. Dont play against zlatan.

    • @petarbulutic6410
      @petarbulutic6410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      4. Dont give free kick for Siniša Mihajlović.

    • @evilios9674
      @evilios9674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Petar Bulutic juninho*

    • @petarbulutic6410
      @petarbulutic6410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@evilios9674 And Juninho is good .

    • @mechathorn752
      @mechathorn752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      1: messi always finds space so thats impossible
      2: ronaldo always attemtps to shoot so that’s impossible as well
      3: ibra is never injured so that’s pretty much impossible

    • @user-yp7ke4et7o
      @user-yp7ke4et7o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      zlatan is a noob compared to messi.

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2443

    When zlatan washes hands, the water is cleaned

    • @joedemelfie5509
      @joedemelfie5509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No. When zhlatan take a bath, he cleans the water.

    • @RegenerateOfficial
      @RegenerateOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @masihnajafi5055
      @masihnajafi5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No it's Zlataned

    • @mosesnabea4308
      @mosesnabea4308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zlatan doesn't go to sleep, sleep goes Zlatan🤣

    • @AR-cp7hc
      @AR-cp7hc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @kacademy7921
    @kacademy7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2154

    *When Zlatan visits your country you're the foreigner*

    • @Teutonius88
      @Teutonius88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      When Zlatan visits your planet, you're extraterrestial.

    • @kacademy7921
      @kacademy7921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Teutonius88 👽👾

    • @elvisp420
      @elvisp420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When you're from Sweden

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Zlatan doesn't visit countries, countries visit Zlatan.

    • @Konam_Toko1202
      @Konam_Toko1202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @EditzGuyX
    @EditzGuyX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4832

    When Zlatan was a litte kid, he left the house and said to his Father:“Now you are the man in this house.“

    • @viktorneyman7179
      @viktorneyman7179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      =) LOL !!!!! BRAVO!!!

    • @vladimirvugdelic1355
      @vladimirvugdelic1355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I've red this comment about 100x and still laughing the shit out every time :)

    • @smeer4403
      @smeer4403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What a damn comment geeeeeeeez

    • @meroo_zz7681
      @meroo_zz7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vladimirvugdelic1355 same

    • @IGTKYIYKSM
      @IGTKYIYKSM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BRAVOO Zlatan is from a area in Malmö, Sweden called rosengård and it’s like a ”dangerous” place but he lived in a apartment not a house

  • @lihwangangh8835
    @lihwangangh8835 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    End of the golden era . LEGEND ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC 🥺❤️

  • @robiantau387465
    @robiantau387465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    When i set my password "Zlatan" i can't proceed, it's said the password is too strong

    • @mosialive
      @mosialive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice One!!

    • @samsollb
      @samsollb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @safvantk8318
      @safvantk8318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its not because its strong password should be mor the 8 characters

    • @faratinxinan876
      @faratinxinan876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@safvantk8318 r/whoosh

    • @djefardeur7958
      @djefardeur7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Copied

  • @GolanuFaceCeVrea
    @GolanuFaceCeVrea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    When Zlatan’s phone rings in the theater they pause the movie

  • @nirmalya1761
    @nirmalya1761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    This is the most creative comment section that i have ever read

    • @gane_sh0711
      @gane_sh0711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It should be I have ever seen ryt🤔🤔

    • @glenanderson6056
      @glenanderson6056 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not creative and funny like one time I used to laugh at this jokes....

    • @gumpert8735
      @gumpert8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People just take old Chuck Norris jokes and switch names.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah these jokes were popular back in 2005. Go to any video about an athlete and you will see the comment section polluted with these exact jokes

  • @vaishanavikurup1043
    @vaishanavikurup1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    Zlatan didn't injure his knee, his knee injured itself in order to have Zlatan's attention

    • @is17a985
      @is17a985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      when zlatan is hot the sun uses a fan

    • @arpansarma128
      @arpansarma128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's just sad

    • @Soulfulreader786
      @Soulfulreader786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one

    • @hulkito852
      @hulkito852 ปีที่แล้ว

      correct and the knee is still under interrogation

  • @vfawrcemizo6708
    @vfawrcemizo6708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born

  • @AgueroNain
    @AgueroNain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Zlatan is phenomenal. Amazing goals, superb ball control. His accuracy is insane. His ball control is magisterial. Love this guy, genuine, confident, direct. Thank you brotha!!!

  • @neenasagar3907
    @neenasagar3907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5193

    Zlatan is not lucky to score goals... goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan

    • @pmorton7960
      @pmorton7960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I saw that live on TV. still go whawha whaaat?!!!

    • @N.D.G-e5d
      @N.D.G-e5d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He doesn't play in Russia.

    • @leefiey13
      @leefiey13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't give you a like cuz you got 420 atm, but you deserve another one :/

    • @bisuchester6105
      @bisuchester6105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😁😜

    • @davidsalkeld4601
      @davidsalkeld4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bisu wayne

  • @JimmyOlsson
    @JimmyOlsson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Noone has made more beautiful goals in the modern international football era than Zlatan. He's forever an absolute legend in the sport!

  • @Moviha1
    @Moviha1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    Best Messi goals comment section: wow he’s good
    Best Ronaldo goals comment section: wow he’s good
    Best Zlatan goals comment section:
    “Zlatan is not lucky to score goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan”

    • @riseagainstthemachine6079
      @riseagainstthemachine6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Best Ronaldinho moves comment section:
      That's football, magic and love!

    • @JendralHizuPung
      @JendralHizuPung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      WRONG:
      Best messi goals comment section: "Ronaldo better than messi", while Ronaldo goals comments:"Messi > Ronaldo, Every.Single.Time 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @samuelewaldo9470
      @samuelewaldo9470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JendralHizuPung you know theres this 1 messi hardcore fan channel on yt where your comment will be deleted if you dont like messi, even neutral comment will be deleted, you litteraly need praise him for your comment to stay there, i really hate that kind of cancer fanbase

    • @samnau7663
      @samnau7663 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck You You are gay

    • @user-np2du8ws4g
      @user-np2du8ws4g 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tu eres tonto

  • @UConnForLife
    @UConnForLife ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Here after hearing about his retirement. To the man that made me fall in love with the sport. You’ll never be forgotten. What a fucking LEGEND he is. Hate him, or love him, you cared about what he did and what he said. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore

  • @SgtSayWhat
    @SgtSayWhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I'm English but the goal he scored against us is honestly one of the best goals I've ever seen.

    • @Freemusicwoohoo
      @Freemusicwoohoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah I remember me and my Dad yelling for the rest of my family to come look at this when it happened, we were in awe, truly an amazing moment even if it was against England

    • @alan82777
      @alan82777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Freemusicwoohoo im italian the goal scored against us till day it haunts me bad

    • @bjornengqvist9629
      @bjornengqvist9629 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was only a friendly so your players were not really devastated.

    • @Deze22
      @Deze22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bjornengqvist9629 the classic swedish zlatan hater 🤣put your country on the map, should kiss his feet

    • @1975Per
      @1975Per 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bjornengqvist9629 But they were. He scored on them 4 times, ending it with the bicycle. That game shut up every UK journalist for ever (regarding Zlatan) and the players will never forget.

  • @TheAmazeLab.
    @TheAmazeLab. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Zlatan is chasing two guys.
    One guy goes left
    second guy goes right
    Zlatan keep chasing them both

    • @SpeciaListMK
      @SpeciaListMK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😁😅

    • @boblindemanen
      @boblindemanen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ja de säger mycket, hans onda vrede styr o alla blir rädda! För detta luftslott

    • @onelife3511
      @onelife3511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This was the most unique comment i have ever seen,dude that was killer.

  • @johnny9000
    @johnny9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    Zlatan took a lie detector once
    The detector confessed everything.

    • @tiesvanmarle2631
      @tiesvanmarle2631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Most underrated comment

    • @johnny9000
      @johnny9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ties van Marle 😉✌🏻

    • @m.6383
      @m.6383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The beautifull part is that the exact same comment is above

    • @captainjacksliving6608
      @captainjacksliving6608 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy moly shuit

    • @JohnnyMavuso
      @JohnnyMavuso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw 499 likes. I had to make it 500 😂

  • @uttamadhikari9859
    @uttamadhikari9859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Once Zlatan was singing in the park and it became the national anthem of Sweden😁

    • @boblindemanen
      @boblindemanen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J säger inte detta att han är totalt borta! Mindre begåvad o lever på sitt hat och sin ilska som alla får kännas vid då dom inte vågar gå i klinch

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@boblindemanen låter som att du inte tagit din naturmedicin idag

    • @tenderpatriota6793
      @tenderpatriota6793 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No its not Sweden anymore. It is Zweden!

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 ปีที่แล้ว

      The winner!

  • @mccboy5600
    @mccboy5600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    True fact is that, the average life span of zlatan's haters is 1,2 years, after that time they automatically became a fan of him...dont know why

    • @feizablaiech6810
      @feizablaiech6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And those who don't are short half lifes usually under 5foot2

    • @ilyassbouchnafi9079
      @ilyassbouchnafi9079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I made haters become fans

  • @southsideultras5406
    @southsideultras5406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Zlatan has a bear carpet in his room, it is not dead. It is afraid to move.

    • @emekmek3197
      @emekmek3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/w-d-xo.html ,

    • @jaki4184
      @jaki4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So fking underrated

    • @Alexander24871
      @Alexander24871 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated

    • @mosialive
      @mosialive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bah aha.. Nice One!

    • @sardarwaqar2758
      @sardarwaqar2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf this is the best one lol
      unfortunately it’s so underrated cause an average person lacks sense of humour.

  • @eMKayyoUwhY
    @eMKayyoUwhY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Only three words to say: A TRUE LEGEND!
    Inside and outside the stadium/soccerfield/footballfield.......

  • @hakanflodin4555
    @hakanflodin4555 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    When Zlatan got covid, covid got quarantined from Zlatan

  • @yesterdayin445
    @yesterdayin445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Ronaldinho: "God gifted me a chance to be the football legend."
    Zlatan: I don't remember gifting anyone.

    • @SpeciaListMK
      @SpeciaListMK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😁

    • @CataP9
      @CataP9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂 Lovely said

    • @DerrickMcleen
      @DerrickMcleen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MrSupervin94
      @MrSupervin94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ronaldinho > Zlatan

    • @mihagames2757
      @mihagames2757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrSupervin94 Nice joke

  • @cliffordochuba4042
    @cliffordochuba4042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    'Lions do not recover like humans' love that line

  • @simpsmith4219
    @simpsmith4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    When Zlatan was a child,his parents use to sleep in his bed when they are scared

  • @sidharthapatnaik070
    @sidharthapatnaik070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    When Newton was sitting under the apple tree Zlatan threw apple on his head...

  • @r.v.s8712
    @r.v.s8712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    1:45 legends say the commentator is still making that sound 😂

  • @umeshhcsoni
    @umeshhcsoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    This comment section is epic 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AbidKhan-sg9gd
      @AbidKhan-sg9gd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too funny 🤣

    • @riop4113
      @riop4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ronaldo: scores bicycle kick from eight yards out
      World: goes crazy
      Zlatan: That's cute.

    • @googlestore4830
      @googlestore4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment section is epic because Zlatan hasn't commented yet. When he comments, all the other comments will instantly pale in comparison 😑

    • @Abdousjh
      @Abdousjh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see it

    • @alan82777
      @alan82777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@googlestore4830 even thanos bends infront of him

  • @flash9099
    @flash9099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Zlatan didn't cry after he was born, all the people around him did.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whes zlotan go to bed the sund goose down
      ned whes zolkan eat dinner hes plate gots full
      end whes zkaln take the bath teh wator becms zkolan nisted of wet

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ndes wehn ztalkan cry hes ters fal upside

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zlocvic wast born an alredy whas a footbell

  • @serenaprots6583
    @serenaprots6583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    When John Wick goes to bed he checks under his bed for Zlatan

    • @shankCR7
      @shankCR7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO

    • @adityawankhede7260
      @adityawankhede7260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ehh no.

    • @josua3
      @josua3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adityawankhede7260 Ehh yes.

    • @-syahmi6924
      @-syahmi6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just realized that zlatan and keanu almost identical

    • @canafaruq3026
      @canafaruq3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-syahmi6924 mereka mana tau Keanu cokk 😂

  • @kushalshahi5721
    @kushalshahi5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    When Zlatan sees corona virus, corona virus washes its hand.

    • @sillyjay8322
      @sillyjay8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prithvipandita4891
      @prithvipandita4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lame

    • @SpeciaListMK
      @SpeciaListMK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁

    • @SpeciaListMK
      @SpeciaListMK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So, Chuck Norris jokes are not more actual as I see. Zlatan took his place 😁

    • @tapojitsur-naturEalistic85
      @tapojitsur-naturEalistic85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gar mereche sanitizer er jaigay zlatan die haat dhute hobe dekhchi.

  • @finding_aether
    @finding_aether 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Ronaldo and Messi may be great players, but Zlatan is the most fun.

    • @dusica1904
      @dusica1904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      xZ Xz Zlatan is Ninja. The reast are just players.... 😎😎 Beast

    • @barned
      @barned 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He certainly makes the most amazing goals.

    • @flone9872
      @flone9872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is an entertainer!

    • @TheEarepol
      @TheEarepol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and ronaldo de lima was best

    • @nguyenvanbinh3264
      @nguyenvanbinh3264 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      xZ Xz ụ
      8o

  • @Seraphangelo
    @Seraphangelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Damn, I get emotional watching this. Lets all hope he will continue playing at the highest levels for many more years. Forza Milan!

  • @fogaat4004
    @fogaat4004 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    When zlatan born, the word 'CONFIDENCE' made its place in the English dictionary.

  • @alvarolopes683
    @alvarolopes683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    For me the best foward of all times. I just simple love his personality.

    • @johannesvirtanen2062
      @johannesvirtanen2062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tells a lot how your personality is.

    • @Bajsmacka123
      @Bajsmacka123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Johannes Virtanen Just cause your country never had a star..

    • @johannesvirtanen2062
      @johannesvirtanen2062 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bajsmacka123 How is your comment related? Football is anyway just a shallow event.

    • @Bajsmacka123
      @Bajsmacka123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doesen’t make any sense too me but, fine..

    • @manaschakrabarty4901
      @manaschakrabarty4901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johannesvirtanen2062 shallow event? Do you know how much politics depend on football? Its one of the most non violent ways to show power . You ae just too small just take the example of catalonia and spain. You are just to small to notice

  • @simpsmith4219
    @simpsmith4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook,he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan.

  • @vyas3600
    @vyas3600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Zlatan : I want to go to New York
    New York: I'm coming

  • @donforleon9266
    @donforleon9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Zlatan never move from his position since birth, the earth it self move for him.

  • @adyancornalius9167
    @adyancornalius9167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The title should be: Top 10 Zlatan things that impossible could do

    • @hrangaobviisa1127
      @hrangaobviisa1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Top 10 Zlatan things that impossible couldn't do.

    • @milksheikhal-barelvi6782
      @milksheikhal-barelvi6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hrangaobviisa1127 that would mean it's possible

    • @cregnorack7730
      @cregnorack7730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best one!

    • @aswin7325
      @aswin7325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milksheikhal-barelvi6782 exactly

  • @welovefootball9021
    @welovefootball9021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Once Zlatan was late for training , the rest of the team was punished for coming early !
    Great video Djamel as always! we missed your videos man (please upload every week)

    • @yeah-ro3rf
      @yeah-ro3rf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We Love Football true mahn we missed his great videos🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏

    • @agamer3483
      @agamer3483 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We Love Football Wtf

    • @goatll6603
      @goatll6603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @hideentity1518
      @hideentity1518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Crystal-mi4oc
      @Crystal-mi4oc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We Love Football see my video with zlatan Ibrahimovic

  • @hansolofthiderman2719
    @hansolofthiderman2719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    No one does it like he does, no one !! And the goal against England, look at his face when he is laying in the air, he never takes his eyes of that ball because he knows its good ! Signed , sealed , and delivered !! Unique move by a magician !! And the world-cup want be the same without him...... Zlatan Ibrahimovic, a living legend.......Cheers....

    • @ronanenen8225
      @ronanenen8225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you want to say "world cup wont be the same without him..."

    • @crronaldo-cz8bt
      @crronaldo-cz8bt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      gay

    • @hotelsantana3048
      @hotelsantana3048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Messi does

    • @ramin1888
      @ramin1888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly agree 💪🏻💪🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻😘

  • @roachisalive2548
    @roachisalive2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Zlatan drove his mum home from hospital after giving birth to him

  • @MaxPags
    @MaxPags 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    Zlatan Facts :
    1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
    2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
    3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
    4 - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
    5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
    Manchester United - The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
    7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
    8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
    9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
    Chelsea - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
    11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
    12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
    13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
    14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
    15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early
    16 - It's not Zlatan that doesn't deserve to win the Golden Ball. It's the Golden Ball that doesn't deserve to win Zlatan.
    17- One day Zlatan taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt.
    18- Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird.
    19- Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
    20- Some people wear Superman pyjamas.
    Superman wears a Zlatan pyjama.
    21- Zlatan does not get wet, it is water that Zlatans.
    22 - Zlatan makes onions cry.
    23- When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from Zlatan.
    24- Zlatan doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
    25- Zlatan beat Mona Lisa in a staring
    competition.
    26- Zlatan gmail account is gmail @zlatan. com

    • @numerouno7048
      @numerouno7048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Max. Pags 😜😜😜😜

    • @yianpap6093
      @yianpap6093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao

    • @sksab991
      @sksab991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      i liked the last one LOL

    • @arvindkadam6709
      @arvindkadam6709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Asad Ahmed copy paste

    • @Pilosoposporo
      @Pilosoposporo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      28 - FIFA video games received many complaints of auto-winning when gamers played Zlatan. It wasn't a glitch.

  • @chandrashekharchauhan4120
    @chandrashekharchauhan4120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Because lions don't recover like humans....
    Salute

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    When zlatan feels cold, wind wears sweater

  • @emmanuelugwunne321
    @emmanuelugwunne321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Both a great scorer and a scorer of great goals. I mean this guy has the best football control and precision ever. GOAT.

  • @b0yxx
    @b0yxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    LA galaxy didnt sign Zlatan; Zlatan signed LA galaxy.

    • @-TurboS
      @-TurboS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Seth MLS also joining zlatan

    • @diggadssword626
      @diggadssword626 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seth shut up this joke is old

    • @skafidi
      @skafidi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Avnd Adib you shut up

    • @b0yxx
      @b0yxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avnd Adib stfu dumbass

    • @pandicabambica2151
      @pandicabambica2151 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seth Zlatan ♡♡♡♡♡♡

  • @Oslapptaplug
    @Oslapptaplug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Once Zlatan Had to pee during a match so the ref stoped the game
    We now call it Halt time

    • @kevinbarth
      @kevinbarth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Predigy 😂

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome!

    • @stfuplsok
      @stfuplsok 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *stopped

    • @farhanhaha8383
      @farhanhaha8383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have never heard anyone except you saying halt time

    • @hiro_.7
      @hiro_.7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mackymoo1329
    @mackymoo1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    When the Sun shines on Zlatan, the Sun smiles

    • @wankyler
      @wankyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Sun don't shine, it's just reflecting Zlatan's shine.

  • @Realfacts182
    @Realfacts182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    When Zlatan visits a foreign country, he welcomes people of that country

  • @mojok7070
    @mojok7070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    My Zlatan facts:
    1. On Zlatan's calendar there is no April 1st because nothing fools Zlatan
    2. One day Zlatan went to a boxing gym and started kicking a punch bag since then it's been called kickboxing
    3. In poker only two hands can beat a Royal Flush. Zlatan's left hand and Zlatan's right hand
    4. When Zlatan was a kid and he wasn't at home he hired a baby sitter for his parents
    5. During a shootout Zlatan ran out of ammo. He used the bullets that were shot in his body to reload
    6. Zlatan once stepped onto quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and it drowned
    7. In biblical times God told his followers to call him Zlatan
    8. When Zlatan was a in his teens during Christmas he use to dress up as Santa to surprise his parents
    9. It's known that Zlatan died along time but Death is too scared to collect his soul
    10. If the movie 300 had Zlatan it would be called "1"
    11. Before a team joins Zlatan he sends scouts to watch that team play
    12. Thanos once asked Zlatan could he use his kidney stones for his gauntlet since then Thanos became a God
    13. When Zlatan summons a Genie he granted the Genie three wishes
    14. Zlatan once won a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun

    • @mariosandro7635
      @mariosandro7635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EXTRA.

    • @johnny9000
      @johnny9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Zlatan bible. The new testament

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      When thanos snapped his fingers the gauntlet tried erasing zlatan, but instead zlatan erased the gauntlet

    • @jcampbell07
      @jcampbell07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #9

    • @nagendraraman6410
      @nagendraraman6410 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      #10

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Zlatan once called 911 because 911 needed help

  • @davidpop6100
    @davidpop6100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    We shoulda changed the eiffel tower for a Zlatan statue. Smartest player ever seen

  • @melodeath3961
    @melodeath3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Legends say everytime one scores a backheel goal, they have to pay him due to copyright reasons.

  • @maxenriquegonzales5793
    @maxenriquegonzales5793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    For sure, one of the best players in the world. Not only now! Ever!

  • @Yoshi12895
    @Yoshi12895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    When Zlatan left his house
    He told his dad
    Your the man of the house now

    • @mrsaju6796
      @mrsaju6796 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Muffin. ahahahaha

    • @lukenzije2233
      @lukenzije2233 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Copy from evry pages on fb/insta

    • @finkeldrinker7842
      @finkeldrinker7842 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      why not be original? Not funny at all anymore

    • @noend1472
      @noend1472 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sad thing , that was the real truth. Zlatans father was alcoholic so Zlatan had to manage life by himself as a kid. (From Zlatan documentary and Zlatans book)

  • @sarkar4970
    @sarkar4970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    1:43 legend says that commentator is still 'ooooooo' ing

    • @abohsukampret
      @abohsukampret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    • @arsenelupin3947
      @arsenelupin3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Missed the opportunity to say "... is stil G ooooooooooooo ing

    • @moumenefoxx7576
      @moumenefoxx7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's hafid derraji, you should hear him Comment on riadh mehrez

  • @gubboyy
    @gubboyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please don't retire from this football World 🙏🙏🙏😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥 please still like a 🦁 king 👑🔥❤️

  • @nacmed
    @nacmed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    When zlatan does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up , he's pushing the earth down .

    • @danfors1333
      @danfors1333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's why he moved to USA. It was to dangerous having both Chuck Norris and Zlatan pushing the earth from opposite directions. Would have caused earth quakes, volcanic eruptions and and tsunamis.

    • @ronnieeshukla7757
      @ronnieeshukla7757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then pulling it back too.....😆😆😆😆

    • @maxafshar
      @maxafshar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually thats what happens . Its physics . Its true. When we are walking we are actuallying pushing down on earth and earth pushes us upwards.

    • @duxberry1958
      @duxberry1958 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i fort he was drilling for oil ...

  • @velcingilles3756
    @velcingilles3756 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    What an extraordinary player and character 😎🤣

  • @creamychicken5394
    @creamychicken5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Whatever people say I'm watching football from more than 20 years and I never saw any player with better skills than zlatan

    • @juliusvf
      @juliusvf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Been watching for 40 years and I agree. Absolutely amazing player.

  • @mihaiflorea5365
    @mihaiflorea5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    He makes football beautiful and magic...what a talent....

  • @dattatreyapujar4068
    @dattatreyapujar4068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    When Zlatan wakes up, the Sun rises 🌞

    • @ric2840
      @ric2840 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha, underrated comment, til now

    • @nosignal1309
      @nosignal1309 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I can do that too

  • @arunbiju2960
    @arunbiju2960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I dont want the video,i am here for zlatan comments😂

    • @Isac_sixtyfive
      @Isac_sixtyfive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here 😂😂😂

    • @muthangyam
      @muthangyam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here for both

    • @milanmithin8004
      @milanmithin8004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Malayali

    • @johderrickmkenda4586
      @johderrickmkenda4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So do I...enjoying the comments from remote part of east africa,on the slopes of mount Kilimanjaro.

  • @blazeadventure9991
    @blazeadventure9991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    Why Zlatan never won a Ballon D'or?
    Because Ballon D'or is for players, not GOD.

    • @jorgelemus2012
      @jorgelemus2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      BLAZE's Adventure plus if Modric can win one then Zlatan is too good for it anyway

    • @ramz450
      @ramz450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @petrusedwardjr.2598
      @petrusedwardjr.2598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jorgelemus2012 facts

    • @princeerickochico4491
      @princeerickochico4491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jorgelemus2012 absolutely

    • @piyushgarg9897
      @piyushgarg9897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because he is not anywhere close to Messi and Ronaldo..not even close

  • @xilenshot123
    @xilenshot123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    4:09 zlatan walked on pool in just two weeks after his injury.
    after 3 weeks he walked on water just like jesus

  • @TheLineCutter
    @TheLineCutter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Even Messi will never make the goals Ibra has made. Ibra is the longsword swordsman, and Messi the expert samurai(he'll make the move/hit before his opponents raise their sword). Except Ibra can throw his sword from 50 yards and hit the bullseye. Truly a legend.

    • @thehelperofyoutube
      @thehelperofyoutube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      finsclapping because Messi hasn't the physical to do the same goal of Ibra. But overall Messi is better that him (ibra said that too)

    • @waxfifty400
      @waxfifty400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Videogamer messi took growth hormones.

    • @reyalexisjelly
      @reyalexisjelly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can’t Messi dribble the ball between more than 5 opponents

    • @dusica1904
      @dusica1904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      finsclapping Dude you are legend. 😂😂😂Great comment and perfect description of Zlatan.

    • @palel
      @palel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Valid point. BUT, Messi has only proven himself in La Liga. Zlatan has won Eredivise, La Liga, Serie A(with three different teams) and Ligue 1. Messi likes it in his safe zone, and he's unbeatable there. But how would he do in lets say Premier League? He's been shit (compared to himself in Barcelona) in international tournaments with Argentina.

  • @goivanijony8002
    @goivanijony8002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Amazing. I watched him play ever since he was on Ajax I fell in with with his game. I have been a fan and followed him ever since. I always pick his teams when playing FIFA now that he came to California I have a chance to go see him in person live I can't wait.

    • @rickylovesyou9063
      @rickylovesyou9063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GoivaniJony he wasn't that good on ajax, in fact he was just strong and average. Juve made him

    • @goivanijony8002
      @goivanijony8002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ricky Loves You yes true but i watch small teams medium teams and big teams alike from eastern europe weatern europe turkey some saudi Arabian teams...i love watvhing players grow and usually i can tell way before qhose going to be a star...keepypir eyes on ianis hagi george hagi son!!!! He will be another legend like hagi was.

    • @omarbennejma96
      @omarbennejma96 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GoivaniJony You are a true football fan

    • @manveru666
      @manveru666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His total goal/game ratio in Ajax was higher than in Juve. To be fair he exploded in Inter.

  • @Ankit_OG
    @Ankit_OG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Zlatan didn't go to school on two days those days are now known as Saturday and Sunday

    • @alan82777
      @alan82777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol nice one

  • @adamgetzendanner
    @adamgetzendanner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He’s the greatest thing to happen in sports. Not just his play but his sense of humor.

  • @colesons
    @colesons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    when zlatan're born the doctor said "congrats it's a man"

    • @sillyjay8322
      @sillyjay8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @filipc806
    @filipc806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is the best player on the world greetings from Poland

  • @abohsukampret
    @abohsukampret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Ronaldo: "God sent me to this world to so I can grace you all with my gift of football."
    Zlatan: "I don't remember sending anybody."

  • @keeperiigil-gamingislife-6174
    @keeperiigil-gamingislife-6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When Zlatan excersices With push ups, he moves the world.

  • @goldigit
    @goldigit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Zuperhuman Legend And Totally Astonishing Ninja... ZLATAN

  • @diydaveman
    @diydaveman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy has made the most incredible goals I have ever seen! WOW! FREAKING WOW!

  • @thee_jetsetter208
    @thee_jetsetter208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2812

    Oxygen needs zlatan to survive

    • @anakinlink5319
      @anakinlink5319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL

    • @yogesvaraqdh3678
      @yogesvaraqdh3678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      agree 100%

    • @AZ-ei4fd
      @AZ-ei4fd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zlatan flora

    • @neymarjr2764
      @neymarjr2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If he dies, we all die

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doran_jetsetter hahahaha that was so funny! LOVE IT!

  • @saurabhchhabra9519
    @saurabhchhabra9519 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When sun wakes up Zaltan rises

  • @marioff1504
    @marioff1504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    My favourite football player is Zlatan Ibrahimovic. He's awesome :D

    • @highryza8961
      @highryza8961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Say what u like Just say his name right 🤝

    • @goatll6603
      @goatll6603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mario FF same

    • @Crystal-mi4oc
      @Crystal-mi4oc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mario FF see my video with zlatan Ibrahimovic

    • @mattcacciattolo6138
      @mattcacciattolo6138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mario FF me too

  • @MrKaran1981
    @MrKaran1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Whenever I feel low I come to Zlatan comment section and it change my mood...it's like I get a laugh kick from
    Zlatan.... 😂😂

  • @mirisu5639
    @mirisu5639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:47
    I remember watching this match. I couldn't believe my own eyes when he scored that goal... Absolutely phenomenal 👏

  • @----ic6pw
    @----ic6pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never liked all the traits of Zlatan's personality, but he has good sense of humor, which makes it very bearable ^^ Also like the fact that he deared to go his own way and fulfill what he set out to accomplish despite not following the norms. He is very brave. And he is of course formed by his childhood and past. He didn't grow up in an easy environment! He had to fight for his place in society and in football.

  • @wesleyjohnson7562
    @wesleyjohnson7562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Ever since I move to USA, everyone speaks about this Chuck Norris... Who is he?"
    ~ Zlatan

    • @ezequielcastro1186
      @ezequielcastro1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zlatan has never seen chuck norris because chuck norris hides from zlatan

  • @cerebralchaos93
    @cerebralchaos93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:25 is the best goal ever. Cant deny that.

    • @Agent-ik1ui
      @Agent-ik1ui 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was the goal of the year

  • @paulabhishek8753
    @paulabhishek8753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    When Zlatan became 18 his parents moved out

  • @girishahegade2366
    @girishahegade2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Once Zlatan counted till infinity , He did it twice 🙂

  • @enigmaconundrum5258
    @enigmaconundrum5258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i watch messi and ronaldo and im in awe
    i watch Zlatan and just feel pure appreciation
    so glad i got to see him play at his best ...well he is still great

  • @jaiprabakaran3599
    @jaiprabakaran3599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Zlatan already stuck the Sweden flag up there

    • @damienhorvat458
      @damienhorvat458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bosnian flag

    • @jaymxu
      @jaymxu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Swedish

    • @damienhorvat458
      @damienhorvat458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zlatan is from Bosnia he just grew up in Sweden

    • @jaiprabakaran3599
      @jaiprabakaran3599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@damienhorvat458 bruv he was born in Malmo in Sweden. Go check his biography

    • @damienhorvat458
      @damienhorvat458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay I am wrong maybe but he is bosnian

  • @lolyes713
    @lolyes713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Zlatan the legend👇

  • @Nobody-tu5wt
    @Nobody-tu5wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When Zlatan goes out in the noon at summer,sun creams itself so it won't burn

    • @ch33ze0g
      @ch33ze0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that joke got away from you a bit

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ch33ze0g wehn zloskan gont under wattar the fishk walk upon land bc they dnt burn

  • @golmaal138
    @golmaal138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Zlatan once farted. It created a massive hole in the ozone layer.

  • @airdior5097
    @airdior5097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    10 Impossible things that only football did in Zlatan

  • @ensar-gaming1044
    @ensar-gaming1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Once Zlatan played with a ball on his foot... now that is called football

    • @Arul-du5dn
      @Arul-du5dn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      underrated coment

    • @omereraslan798
      @omereraslan798 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah bro that's Maradona then Messi, but got to give the guy credit HE IS A LEGEND

  • @dylanmcmahon
    @dylanmcmahon ปีที่แล้ว +28

    bold of you to say Zlatan has a weak foot. both feet are strong