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  • @michealbay1331
    @michealbay1331 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3155

    Crash just looking
    genuinely confused during the last half of the speech

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Crash understands actually. He just does a little bit of toony trickster shenanigans. The CTR Comic actually shows Crash not being as stoopid as he seems XD.

    • @Luschan
      @Luschan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398The CTR comic is made by completely different people than the gamws

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Luschan
      It was still endorsed by Naughty Dog... If it were bootleg, then they wouldn't count it (well, except for that one occasion with Fake Crash within the canon XD).
      Either way, I want to add more - One of the endings had him sell his story to film producers... Like, he may be laid back, but isn't completely dumb under a deeper lens people. Crash can indeed intricately plan as well... On the fly that is, which is still the most unprecedented aspect about the orange marsupial: Every first battle with every boss has him managing to deduce each other's weaknesses regardless, even those of complex magnitudes like two time lords, being overwhelmed by Crash as well... Several times in fact XD.
      Crash just doesn't deserve enough credit, as Peter Parker once said, there is a lot of slanderous underestimation in regards to Cash Banocca for some reason.
      Cortex is also not TFS levels of dumb, he did still create the ultimate weapon, even relatively predating Rick Sanchez by creating a phase 1 prototype to the Superanimal armies (that was somehow connected to some infinite dimensions) since he was a child... He just bit off more then he can chew XD.

    • @personguy2262
      @personguy2262 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Isn’t that his idle animation like on the Crash 1 intro screen? Either way that’s a really great detail

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      As an Australian, that's how I feel whenever I hear Alex Jones say or do anything

  • @13mungoman13
    @13mungoman13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3241

    "YOU'LL *NEVER*, NEVER DEFEAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT"
    *shoots a tiny ineffectual, easily dodgeable blast*

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      An intellectual blast

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Tbh... This is a Gru situation where Crash sees these exact energies travel slowly in his POV...
      Certain energy can still be fast AF XD (never mind the fact that Crash can deflect blasts from the same Yellow Uber Mind, that predated Blu Megamind's inventions that can cause various severe ailments).

    • @admiralAlfonso9001
      @admiralAlfonso9001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      “Jumping! Is useless!”

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      *shoots a tiny, ineffective, reflectable blast that can get him hurt*

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Kryptnyt "intellectual"
      Which is about the most asinine thing to call such insane babble from alex jones.

  • @Dylan_-tu7zk
    @Dylan_-tu7zk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +526

    “I’m a lover, and that’s why I’m a fighter”
    Aight I’ll give Alex credit, out of context that’s a pretty good line.

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      The man's an artist. A dangerous, unhinged artist, but still a creative soul.

    • @jjjabbers
      @jjjabbers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I think what makes the quote for me is the pose Cortex strikes (back). First describing his plea, then turning to his gun.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@arempy5836 He has writers, fyi. He isn't as witty and funny irl. Watch the channel 5 interview.

    • @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica
      @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@evoliciousI’ve seen him. He thinks/talks really fast.
      I believe he can improvise and the stuff you just heard is always swimming in that mind of his.

    • @JeremyFinch42
      @JeremyFinch42 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Alex Jones is fire in two ways. Figuratively. And in the most literal way possible. Dude turns red from the fire surrounding him.

  • @DaPilipinoKine
    @DaPilipinoKine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +674

    This is exactly how I remember the Neo Cortex boss fight. He predicted the gay frogs in Crash Bandicoot 3.

    • @hoolopee
      @hoolopee  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

      holy shit you're right

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Noice mention!...
      But they are Bi-Curious Frogs now 🐸
      They also kissed Coco...
      Actually, I may not be the only one who thought this... But how does the Froggo Smooch count as a "Death" again? No Joke, I always thought Cortex added volatile properties to those kisses or something... Maybe excessive salmonella (remember that these aren't completely human henchman, in the area below the Warp Room shows them being inorganic cyborgs of sorts).
      It wouldn't surprise me as, despite the humor, Cortex within the lore is majorly messed up - You can be his lab buddy and he'll screw the bolts on your head TIGHTER for being merely correct... Or slice your arms off with deadly prosthetics in its place if you were his --Daughter-- Niece just to null whatever pure of heart you had left.

    • @Aplewood
      @Aplewood 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@hoolopee gwilbly

    • @ButcherGod
      @ButcherGod 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That was in #2.
      In #3 he made us aware of the inter dimensional vampires that take children from 3rd world countries for their blood.
      Very informative franchise. 😆

    • @UltimateEnderman45
      @UltimateEnderman45 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@ButcherGod The "gay" frogs were defiantly crash 3.

  • @Caddicarus
    @Caddicarus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    You’re my new favourite person

    • @JoeJack-nx1mn
      @JoeJack-nx1mn หลายเดือนก่อน

      CADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDYCADDY
      👋 😅hi

    • @OfficalBalascioFilms
      @OfficalBalascioFilms หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Expected you to be here

    • @FuuzBeeen
      @FuuzBeeen หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We have been expecting you

    • @tawanza6570
      @tawanza6570 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      B-b-b-b-b- *BANDICOOT*

    • @wolfiehatesgoogle
      @wolfiehatesgoogle 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      it is bandicoot month after all

  • @mitchellradspinner4491
    @mitchellradspinner4491 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3217

    Alex jones as a ps1 villain makes more sense than him as a real person.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      An injured Cortex to Eggman and the rest of the villains in the Villains Table:
      _Listen!... I--... I'm kind of Restarted!_

    • @baileywalker2478
      @baileywalker2478 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I spent a good minute trying to figure out the guys name

    • @Fung43
      @Fung43 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah he’s so scary and bad. We should Sue him for 1 billion more dollars because he’s evil. Anyway, who are you voting for this election season! One of the world leaders photographed on Epstein island? One of the politicians that voted to send money to Israel’s genocide? Because that’s literally all of them, and they’ve never faced any legal consequences. Not that you would care about that or ever spend and time and effort calling for it or even pointing it out! Oh boy thank god we aren’t evil, thank god you’re not an evil passive weirdo that only uses their free time to post TH-cam comments😮😮😮

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Fung43 you're also posting TH-cam comments. You gonna go out and fix it all tomorrow, or are you just projecting your own sense of helplessness?

    • @UtubeH8tr
      @UtubeH8tr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      But he's the hero.

  • @CodytheVictorian
    @CodytheVictorian 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +413

    This speech does have pitch perfect "Villain goes on an insane motive rant while his lair burns down around him" energy.

  • @waffie6785
    @waffie6785 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2172

    kind of terrifying how Alex Jones voice fits perfectly with Doctor Neo Cortex like it's scarily accurate

    • @Fung43
      @Fung43 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Yeah it’s so scary I’m shaking and crying. Pls sue him for 1 billion more dollars and bring no legal action to the world leaders that were proven to be on Epstein island😮ur a good person

    • @fuzzybuzzy3159
      @fuzzybuzzy3159 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Fung43Let me guess: you don't believe Sandy Hook happened?

    • @nicenameyougotthere.5021
      @nicenameyougotthere.5021 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      ​@@Fung43
      Projecting much?

    • @GregTheLion
      @GregTheLion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      At least Cortex admits to being evil

    • @linguicaguy
      @linguicaguy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      ​@@Fung43 What's blud yapping about?

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1161

    This looks surprisingly good at 144p

    • @Mattbuddy0947
      @Mattbuddy0947 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Gives me 2010 vibes.

    • @AverageMichaelJordans
      @AverageMichaelJordans 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Feels almost intentional lol

    • @orange8175
      @orange8175 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      it does!

    • @warlordtf9608
      @warlordtf9608 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      144p actually makes this look better, but you're mistaken its a CRT filter

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Imagine watching this at 144 on like a 70inch screen.
      Immaculate.

  • @box2122
    @box2122 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +762

    Crash really just had rebuttals of “🚶‍♂️”, “🚶‍♂️”, and “🌪” and won.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just like anyone with a working brain hearing that nonsense come out of that idiot's mouth

    • @Eldoofus
      @Eldoofus หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Never bring a gun to a bandicoot fight, I suppose

  • @ChrisTrenary
    @ChrisTrenary 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +475

    1:25 "You deserve everything that's coming to you, CRASH"

    • @lemonlordminecraft
      @lemonlordminecraft 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Thank you, yes, came here to say this

    • @HotelMari0Maker
      @HotelMari0Maker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thought the same thing 😂

    • @lifeform83
      @lifeform83 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      (spin block)

    • @TheD736
      @TheD736 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I'm sure he actually said "trash" but I like to think the creator heard "crash" and that's where the idea for the animation appears

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheD736no

  • @mattimus3667
    @mattimus3667 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +326

    I like how Crash is confused the entire time

  • @c.d.rstudios4691
    @c.d.rstudios4691 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +311

    I keep forgetting hoolopee is the cerebral cortex responsible for gwimbly

    • @dissonanceparadiddle
      @dissonanceparadiddle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That's both amazing and it makes so much sense

    • @e69alpha
      @e69alpha 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bullshit. Frfr no cap?

    • @c.d.rstudios4691
      @c.d.rstudios4691 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@e69alpha nope, you just have to look

  • @yoshisreal
    @yoshisreal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Cortex is babbling like a madman while Crash is mostly just “idle pose”. I love it.

  • @MyklesChannel
    @MyklesChannel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    This made me realize how hilarious it would be to have a boss fight where the boss just continues to insult and cuss you out while you just wait for the longest for him to shut up and give you an opportunity to attack. Being well animated and properly lip-synced like in this video would make it even better too 😂

    • @KrazyKaiser
      @KrazyKaiser 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's why Revengence is eternal.

  • @t-bird6853
    @t-bird6853 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    I love how Crash is like, just normal gameplay, while Cortex is a cutscene.

  • @jjjabbers
    @jjjabbers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    I love the juxtapostion of how powerfully said this speech is, how purely driven by anger Cortex seems compared to his single minuscule blast that Crash nonchalantly dodges.

    • @traewilson5127
      @traewilson5127 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      It's symbolic of how Alex is, if I may use a Texan turn of phrase, all hat and no cattle. He depends on others to carry out his dirty work, motivated by his rousing charismatic (bullshit) speeches. When push comes to shove and he's forced to stand on his own, his weakness is plain to see. The bluster and performance are just as much for himself and his own ego here as to intimidate Crash. He knows his weakness, but refuses to recognize it. And that's why Crash and Tawna are gonna take him to the cleaners and sue him for every cents got, and he has no one to blame but himself.

    • @RollingBobbyJones
      @RollingBobbyJones 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@traewilson5127 ?
      Is Alex depending on people to do anything?

    • @traewilson5127
      @traewilson5127 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @RollingBobbyJones Firebrand influencers like Alex Jones or Chaya Raichik, and many others, want as many Kyle Rittenhouse type situations as possible. They want their enemies dead, not just vaguely defeated. The trouble is, going out and doing the killing yourself takes a sort of maniacal bravery and a depth of despair the stochastic terrorist doesn't possess. Life's pretty good when you tell stupid and/or evil people what they want to hear. They're rich, they're secure - why blow that to kill a few liberals? But there are tons of scared, desperate, enraged, ticking time bombs just waiting to be set off; for a flame to light their wick. The likes of Alex Jones give these people the match. While it's ultimately their decision to light the match, it can't be stressed enough that Alex Jones and his ilk are manipulating these people for their own ends of creating a theological fascist state with eyes to exterminate the leftists and the trans people - and from there, who knows?
      It's why we need laws to do something about stochastic terrorism on the Internet. The fact people like Alex Jones or Chaya Raichik can do what they do, knowing full well there will be fatal consequences, yet face no retribution for it, is a disgrace to justice, to morality, and to humanity.

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@traewilson5127 That's a lot of words to tell me you're in favor of political lawfare, but that's all leftists so it's unsurprising.

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RollingBobbyJones You read that entire deranged rant and thought he had a point? Nah mate, he just has a hate boner and wants to see Jones destroyed, none of that rant actually means anything beyond that.

  • @mrgaminguyrock123
    @mrgaminguyrock123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    Alex Jones Cortex is the new canon in Crash Lore lmao
    But fr, you have an amazing animation skills replicating the PS1 era! Looking forward to your future works!

    • @Mattbuddy0947
      @Mattbuddy0947 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Now we only need Cortex from Crash 3 with Uka Uka.

  • @orangy57
    @orangy57 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    why does Alex Jones randomly have these insane speeches for no reason
    imagine the world if he became a voice actor instead of spending his time talking about crisis actors

    • @jamesalexander5559
      @jamesalexander5559 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      That's what I'm sayin. In another life Akex Jones would kill it as a voice actor.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@jamesalexander5559 Alex Jones was a voice actor at one point. The problem is that no one left of center would ever hire him for anything and anyone right of center never creates anything and by extension, never has a reason to hire him.

    • @jamesalexander5559
      @jamesalexander5559 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@OdaSwifteye For real? When was this?

    • @Skrenja
      @Skrenja 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OdaSwifteye That's a long way of saying "the left owns all the entertainment companies."

    • @varsoonhks3211
      @varsoonhks3211 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jamesalexander5559 He's in the rotoscoped film, Waking Life.

  • @Maske4
    @Maske4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +363

    Perfect OST for a perfect speech

    • @nycolaicudoessnykouv8673
      @nycolaicudoessnykouv8673 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      name?

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nycolaicudoessnykouv8673Cortex boss theme.

    • @Amosus2
      @Amosus2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nycolaicudoessnykouv8673Of the song? "Dr. Neo Cortex." Of the speech? If you search for an Alex Jones rant you'll probably find it

    • @Maske4
      @Maske4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nycolaicudoessnykouv8673 Alex Jones is the one that made the speech. The OST comes from the final fight of crash bandicoot 1 with neo cortex. You can find it by writing "Neo cortex Final battle crash bandicoot 1 OST PS1"

    • @rabbidscool
      @rabbidscool 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nycolaicudoessnykouv8673 Dr Neo Cortex Boss Theme

  • @josephbecker9468
    @josephbecker9468 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That first ray gun shot got me, so funny

  • @magtea3836
    @magtea3836 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    This has to be the best crt filter I’ve ever seen it adds so much to this beautiful animation

  • @acidmax572
    @acidmax572 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Crash literally idling that whole speech harder than a silent protag.

  • @KinglyRed
    @KinglyRed 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    The subtle sentence mixing on "Crash" though

    • @keijijohnson9754
      @keijijohnson9754 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      You sure? I still hear Trash instead of Crash.

  • @Mr.Feather130
    @Mr.Feather130 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    What a pure poetry moment for Cortex’s speech...

  • @yoshivsjoshi
    @yoshivsjoshi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    CRASH BANDICOOT IS A GOD DAMN DEMON

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      No... He's worse. The Orange Homie defeated Chozo Birds that evolved into having power over the infinite dimensions itself (to the extent they can track down Crash and Cortex in another cosmos, even the Ant Soliders spawn to their location without being present entierly).
      Yet the same Bandicoot slayed an Undead Inorganic God revived by the same two cosmic birds, by choking it with Cortex, and somehow nulled the same Chozo birds hard that they couldn't use their powers anymore (they can manipulate one's personal time like speeding up Cortex's monolog, to altering reality too, etc.)...
      Crash may as well have his own stay in the *_"Beyonding Eldritch God Under The Guise Of a Goofy Ahh Character"_* List.
      Crash is built different entierly.

    • @Beessokoo1coo1
      @Beessokoo1coo1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 it’s so true sometimes when he defeat tiny in crash three he whisper something to him something about he always going to make him his b***h when he’s on top of him

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Beessokoo1coo1
      Yeah. He caresses Tiny and succulently says to him:
      "This little Marsupial is Bandicooting down your ol Wumpa Trails."

  • @NateWhisper
    @NateWhisper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    honestly, I hope hoolopee never *NEVER* stops finding Alex jones clips to turn into crash bandicoot videos

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    yeah I remember being really confused when this came up in the game

  • @JonkariP
    @JonkariP 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    You have perfected the animation style for these. So amazing

  • @Falco_1987
    @Falco_1987 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    i like the touch of the one little baby pixel at the left side of the screen... I used to think my tv was broken
    *edit* it is on both sides. WOAH

    • @Venomwolf09
      @Venomwolf09 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I had that problem too and thought my tv was broken but it was the video.

  • @isaacthemonke233
    @isaacthemonke233 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    "And I love my family"
    And yet he sent Nina to a boarding school for like 12 years and doesn't even remember if she's his niece or daughter.

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He told people to attack parents of brutally murdered children to gaslight them into saying they never had a child or they are acting and lying.
      Alex Jones would literally sell out his family for money. Luckily, he was divorced and his kids are removed from him.

    • @traewilson5127
      @traewilson5127 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Hypocrisy comes as naturally to him as breathing

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Don't let this ALSO distract you from the fact that - The same uncle/father removed her arms and in it's place, deadly anchor arm mechanisms that can violently flip the tonnes of bells with a single hit... Just because she began with a good heart...

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      _"I love my family."_
      The same family of clowns working at the circus who tatoo'd the N on Cortex's forehead as a kid (the N for Nerd).

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@poweroffriendship2.0
      *(Gasps)* Homie knows the Loooooore!!!

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Cortex giving an impassioned speech to an oblivious Crash is everything.

  • @jashinslayer
    @jashinslayer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +236

    Alex Jones's deranged unhinged nonsensical ranting fits so perfectly coming from Cortex.

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yeah especially how much of a nutty guy Cortex is

    • @Redspark77
      @Redspark77 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I wouldnt call them nonsensical when he's right most of the time tho

    • @tumortuner
      @tumortuner 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You suck up pig shit through your teeth and brag about it ironically I hate you so much

    • @internetguy7319
      @internetguy7319 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      ​@@Redspark77He isn't

    • @Redspark77
      @Redspark77 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@internetguy7319 funny thing is that he is, but people take it as meme. Look at the "water making the frogs gae case" . It ended up being factual, a company throwing chemicals in the water which morpged the biological and sexual composition of frogs and that same water being distributed to cities. The company paid researchers and investigators to change the results of studies at the time.

  • @Kirill-Ivanov2002
    @Kirill-Ivanov2002 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "You smell like failure." Your failure, Neo.

  • @aruce9
    @aruce9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAD MY WUMPA BAZOOKA ON ME!"

  • @mrpizzacat8273
    @mrpizzacat8273 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I find it funny that Alex Jones speaks like a Teenage Shonen Protagonist from an Anime but in reality is a middle aged man loosing his mind.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *losing

  • @thedigreguy
    @thedigreguy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

    what if i had my gwimbly gun?

    • @J3bus
      @J3bus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Bandicoot Pistol

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The correct scientific term is:
      MMB (Magazinus Mutantus Bandicootis)

    • @thebeeferoni2389
      @thebeeferoni2389 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The Bandicoot Bazoo- wait he actually has one nvm

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thebeeferoni2389 Homie legit EATS HIS OWN BULLETS/MISSILES (why need a Bazooka when you ARE THE WEAPON, he throws these same Wumpa's with enough accuracy to destroy Mechs!)... That's terrifying actually XD.

  • @a_zula1
    @a_zula1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I don't know why Cortex rambling on as Alex Jones fits so well

  • @Ehh.....
    @Ehh..... 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    All your shit is fantastic brother. Congratulations on the Smiling Friends character as well.

  • @FCnNEo
    @FCnNEo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I swear Alex could become a top tier voice actor if he wanted to

  • @ADEPHN
    @ADEPHN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I swear,this the MOST realistic and badass voice acting I have seen in a LONG TIME.

    • @Ifiol
      @Ifiol 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alex jones my guy

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's not voice acting, it's just an actual insane person

  • @Mud-Brain
    @Mud-Brain 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    this is art. pure and simple. i am crying tears for god.

  • @TheManOfManyNames.
    @TheManOfManyNames. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Fun fact: this guy animated Gwimbly from Smiling Friends

    • @Termina2018
      @Termina2018 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ou Ou Ouuu!!!

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper38 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This was amazingly fitting and well animated, and the lighting was top notch. and on top of that, massive props for your work on Smiling Friends. It was incredible :D

  • @MMinz26
    @MMinz26 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cortex’s self projecting while he calls Crash trash is insane.
    Maybe I’m reading into it too much but him (Cortex) calling Crash basically an afront to god when he himself put him through the Cortex Vortex is crazy.

  • @thedogatemyname9982
    @thedogatemyname9982 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Dead as a rotting corpse in the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean”
    Proceeds to fall into the ocean a mere 2 seconds later

  • @alyxgraff9121
    @alyxgraff9121 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'm amazed that this is the same person who invented Gwimbly. I wonder if they'll actually make a real Gwimbly game.

  • @Termina2018
    @Termina2018 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Leaked footage of the prototype which had to be cut down due to hardware limitations:
    💀

  • @SoshuTheGnome
    @SoshuTheGnome 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    this guy is so good.
    reminder that he animated gwimbly.

    • @just_an_elli
      @just_an_elli 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ooo ooo ooo!

  • @alcinado2072
    @alcinado2072 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Maybe there's a better parallel universe where Alex Jones is a beloved and respected voice actor who gets to play video games villains like Neo Cortex as a job because man his voice is really amazing.

    • @MaximizedAnimation
      @MaximizedAnimation 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He did have brief cameos in Richard Linklater's rotoscoped animated films Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly, even if he was technically being filmed in live-action before the footage was drawn over

  • @alessandrobozzi7085
    @alessandrobozzi7085 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:50
    Hoolopee's attention to detail included a small gap in Alex Jonetex's scream, as it often happened with PS1 games

  • @raymondhuke2524
    @raymondhuke2524 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that crash almost never makes direct eye contact with cortex implies that crash is genuinely intimidated by cortex's rant

  • @crcoghill
    @crcoghill 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Crash was straight up thinking:
    How'd I get up here???

    • @Demilich23
      @Demilich23 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      this is not my bandicoot house
      this is not my bandicoot wife

  • @DemonDaze-we3yb
    @DemonDaze-we3yb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    POV: my dad when he asks me to 'hold the light' for him while he does something

    • @DemonDaze-we3yb
      @DemonDaze-we3yb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      3+ hours of free labour and verbal abuse

  • @wonderland9601
    @wonderland9601 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Cortex just had fucking enough

  • @KimiOmega
    @KimiOmega 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Tasmanian Vampire

  • @AXIE
    @AXIE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the genius it takes to come up with this... is unparalleled

  • @CJ-ln5ov
    @CJ-ln5ov 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “I am a GOD, you dull creature! And I will not be bullied by-“
    *SPEEN*

    • @Termina2018
      @Termina2018 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Puny god..."

  • @OfficalBalascioFilms
    @OfficalBalascioFilms หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Crash being completely unaffected from cortex is so hilarious.

    • @Termina2018
      @Termina2018 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      1:12 🤣💀

  • @ARealCupcake
    @ARealCupcake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I for some reason was expecting this to be some kind of Crash Bandicoot analog horror thing. I was completely wrong.

  • @Rubberman202
    @Rubberman202 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Man, the original Crash Bandicoot had better voice acting than most people give it credit for.

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    Love how every attack is just so casually dodged. Not a single word uttered during the rambling, but the effortless dodging (or more so walking) just exudes an energy that says "Yeah, yeah... I know, the cloud people are really scary, grandpa."

    • @tailsknuxfan101
      @tailsknuxfan101 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Just like the actual fight

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Perfect contrast to real life. AJ firing weak beams of nothing that are easily outmaneuvered by the least amount of effort possible, while his entire world burns around him.

    • @edfreak9001
      @edfreak9001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the actual boss fight isn't all that much harder, funny enough

    • @schnek8927
      @schnek8927 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@evolicious You sound like a victim of said "AJ beams".
      I'll assume it hurt a lot, based on your behaviour.

  • @Garfield61979lasanga
    @Garfield61979lasanga 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bro created gwimbly and thought we wouldn’t notice

  • @mrbongalong2788
    @mrbongalong2788 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    If alex jones did voice acting as a career instead he would of been golden

  • @mlgodzilla4206
    @mlgodzilla4206 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honestly this feels like something Cortex would actually say, driven mad that his own mutations stopped him

  • @BitestheStuff
    @BitestheStuff 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Poor Cortex, he keeps failing because he forgets to couple the power of god with anime.

  • @MrStart-nh6yi
    @MrStart-nh6yi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how Crash is just *idle*

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cortex saying that yet he works for Uka-Uka the furthest someone could ever get from God and actually closer to the 'other guy'. lol

  • @PixlPixel
    @PixlPixel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alex Jones always sounds like he's having an imaginary argument against his shampoo bottles in the shower

  • @ImTopin
    @ImTopin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Holy crap that's is one colorful speech.
    You almost forget it's from an actual nutcase and not from Neo Cortex

    • @Klonkus
      @Klonkus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      alex jones bad give upvote me not bad like racist man

    • @potato_the_chip
      @potato_the_chip 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      ​@@KlonkusReddit is down the hall, to the left, bud

    • @Klonkus
      @Klonkus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@potato_the_chip fatherless behavior

    • @potato_the_chip
      @potato_the_chip 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@Klonkus 4chan is across the hallway from reddit, on the right

    • @potato_the_chip
      @potato_the_chip 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@danjoredd OH lmao, yea Im mostly aware Reddit is aware of Alex's insanity, still I just felt the immense urge to quote that one gif Ive seen a while ago cus Klonkus mentioned upvotes lole

  • @ZillaYT.
    @ZillaYT. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This makes me feel the power of a thousand suns incinerating my atoms to a gentle mist

  • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
    @Eternus_transmogrifus49 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don’t need to defeat God, I just have to defeat you.

  • @MildewedDuke
    @MildewedDuke 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alex Jones: "YOU THINK YOU'RE SCARY?!"
    Crash: 👁👄👁

  • @QUEXYYEN-mz6tg
    @QUEXYYEN-mz6tg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like to imagine watching my hypothetical kid playing Crash Bandicoot, getting to the final boss, only to have Crotex just do this rant

  • @bilbobaggins5938
    @bilbobaggins5938 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I don't remember the game ending like this.

  • @mionski415
    @mionski415 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Crash be like : "Woah man, chill"

  • @nathanblevins158
    @nathanblevins158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This speech fits so well for this scene.
    Great job!

  • @thekiss2083
    @thekiss2083 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Most enjoyable conditions possible for having to listen to AJ's voice
    Also who's going to tell this guy corpses float?

  • @evolicious
    @evolicious 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I love the contrast of Alex Jones's unhinged babble that is as equally dismissed by anyone with an average working brain, like Crash avoids his slow energy blasts, lmfao.

  • @austinbattin5061
    @austinbattin5061 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    God, I love these modern Crash Bandicoot cartoons

  • @JRAnimationStudios
    @JRAnimationStudios 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is so well animated, such a gold mine of a channel

  • @KHMaggot67
    @KHMaggot67 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Doctor NEVER Cortex

  • @srwest9671
    @srwest9671 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cortex : whatever it takes to stop you and... * Boring ahh speak *
    Crash: 🤫🧏

  • @naotohex
    @naotohex 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I heard you worked on Smiling Friends. Its so great seeing your amazing animation on TV! Love your work!

  • @JiJ1511
    @JiJ1511 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nobody else was qualified to aid in the creation of Gwimbly.

  • @Winkmyster
    @Winkmyster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is too good, I forgot about the last one you made with the same concept and this was a wonderful surprise.

  • @jumprtv
    @jumprtv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    what a masterpiece of a video

  • @Terowin
    @Terowin 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love your stuff man, deserves more views!

  • @kip_c
    @kip_c 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    maan in a better timeline alex jones pursued voice acting instead of becoming a snake oil salesman

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Genuine question, did you have anything to do with the iconic Gwimbly Incident? His motion capture style looked way too similar to yours.

    • @Wizardmoses395
      @Wizardmoses395 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Check his community posts, he did gwimbly

    • @ktgame2640
      @ktgame2640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It would have taken less effort for you to find this out yourself than to type this comment and wait for a reply

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@ktgame2640
      I don't look for easy paths, baby.

    • @internetguy7319
      @internetguy7319 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@ktgame2640 Sometimes people like talking to others more than just wanting an answer

  • @dannybrezelhorner2715
    @dannybrezelhorner2715 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Crash being himself puts me into stitches he's just so confused and wants to beat the game

  • @Gaster_Undertale1337
    @Gaster_Undertale1337 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Crash, through the video, refuses to meet cortex’s gaze. He is genuinely intimidated and concerned for cortex.

  • @beastofedelwood1473
    @beastofedelwood1473 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i'll never get over the way that Cortez has the absolute upper hand here, being on a flying skateboard thingy and armed with a gun VS Crash standing on a zeppelin, and still manages to lose

  • @akiraeatsguitarpicks491
    @akiraeatsguitarpicks491 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Glad to see people understand that’s a villain dialogue not a hero one

  • @shadowwolf9823
    @shadowwolf9823 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I remember once Alex Jones went Ultra Instinct to thise audio

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Said it on insta but commenting here for the algorithm: The animation and direction of the shots is literally as if it was taken right out of the game. Even Cortex lil' shots would work as a visual tutorial for the upcoming boss fight. This is perfect! Great job! 🔥

  • @toddsnap3317
    @toddsnap3317 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I've been saying this for years. Alex Jones would make a fantastic voice actor.

  • @stolenalt
    @stolenalt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Literally the best thing Alex Jones has said.

  • @Luisiszzz
    @Luisiszzz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    dude i love your style, like a lot, really good shit

  • @ShotgunFrankie
    @ShotgunFrankie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The wait for a new vid was worth it