Mercedes GLE 63S AMG | This Won't End

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  • @MrJamesLuz
    @MrJamesLuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    The GLE competes against common sense and good aesthetics

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MrJamesLuz It's horrible.

    • @gaara4667
      @gaara4667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      💀

    • @bilakh7
      @bilakh7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spot on

    • @saidalas7763
      @saidalas7763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stelvio is the king of uglynesss

    • @seraros3663
      @seraros3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gaara4667 what are you doing here,
      Kaze kage?

  • @nickscapellato8248
    @nickscapellato8248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I remember when coupes had two doors

    • @timonxDlol
      @timonxDlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      And half the ground clearance and half the weight lol

    • @dil6969
      @dil6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Marketing be marketing.

    • @Scypher0th
      @Scypher0th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PEOPLE DONT WANT CARS! They still want cars BUT THEY DONT WANT CARS! You have been told what you want by the Big Three....THEY know whats best not you!

    • @mountainhobo
      @mountainhobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Gandalf721 "To be fair, that was never the definition of a coupé" -- Wrong. ISO 3833 defines coupe as having two doors.

    • @stingerredshock3418
      @stingerredshock3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Gandalf721 Sloped back is called a Liftback. Coupe = having 2 doors. Or what, is the Taycan Turbo turbocharged? No it isn’t, it’s just marketing. So is this nomenclature clusterfuck.

  • @leviathan5207
    @leviathan5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    These Mommy tanks are getting outta hand.

    • @joseacuna3239
      @joseacuna3239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Imagine mom getting kids to school at 120 mph on the turnpike after kids got late because they land at midnight in La Guardia airport coming from ski vacation in Sweden.

    • @gaara4667
      @gaara4667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@joseacuna3239 they will never drive it that fast.
      It’s just for looks.

    • @anydaynow01
      @anydaynow01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@joseacuna3239 Yeah the Karen soccer moms are already out of control in my neck of the woods, it's going to be insane when they get their hands on cars like these.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This isn't a mommy tank, it's a tank for small, single women with a lot of money and a whole lot more baggage.

    • @432Point
      @432Point 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But she has to have it bc its expensive! When will they understand 😂

  • @VSS1
    @VSS1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    You can't drive this car unless you wear a Rolex, a designer belt buckle and too much aftershave. It's not allowed!

    • @luhodee
      @luhodee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Can't forget the overpowering smell of cologne

    • @El_Gato718
      @El_Gato718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or Lots of Hair gel

    • @stoneeh
      @stoneeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      We have a guy in our city who always leases the newest, biggest, most ridiculous car - just like this Mercedes. He is a court appointed expert by trade, and the most obnoxious douche imagineable in his free time. His personality fits a car like this perfectly.

    • @Patient_Lion_BS
      @Patient_Lion_BS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't forget your local drug dealers.

    • @automotivetv9861
      @automotivetv9861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Patient_Lion_BS Top management drug dealers, not just the average ones.

  • @anthonydannunzio134
    @anthonydannunzio134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “Those who would like the premium ride height of an SUV with the DISADVANTAGES of a coupe” 😂😂 . It’s true. And people will buy it

  • @eyeborg3148
    @eyeborg3148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    How much depreciation do you want?
    Mercedes-Benz: yes

    • @dcast777
      @dcast777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No kidding, one thing breaks on that, 15k to repair please.

    • @oririona5462
      @oririona5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This vehicle holds value like magic the 2016 still sells for like 45 to 50k talking about the GLE 43’s the 63’s still sells for like 58 to 70k

    • @oririona5462
      @oririona5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dcast777 they are pretty reliable though

    • @dcast777
      @dcast777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oririona5462 Lmao, MB are on the low end of the reliability scale, especially the high end models with all kinds of crazy engineering. You think that 20psi of boost isn't going to eat that motor quick?

    • @dcast777
      @dcast777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oririona5462 That's half what they are worth new. That isn't holding value, go look at Lexus and Toyota models.

  • @LogicalQ
    @LogicalQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Each one of these videos is more polished than the last. You guys are developing that onscreen chemistry that only comes from years of working together. Well done.

    • @anydaynow01
      @anydaynow01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep they just need a Captain Slow and a tame racing driver!

    • @BarnStangz
      @BarnStangz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should see their off screen chemistry! Remember that movie Lady and the Tramp, the pasta sharing scene? Imagine that, but with a McRib.

    • @RobHnasko
      @RobHnasko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark's microphone level was too low compared to Jack's in the Garage segment.

  • @andrewanyplace
    @andrewanyplace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I'd go for the regular GLE to ensure I had enough space to haul all my MONEY.

    • @werbinich7908
      @werbinich7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would get a Range Rover 3 and happily pay the bills for the only pretty suv.

    • @mauricemotors8207
      @mauricemotors8207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@werbinich7908 GLE 300 will last much longer than any Range Rover

    • @werbinich7908
      @werbinich7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mauricemotors8207 still ugly

    • @cmonbruh7591
      @cmonbruh7591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@werbinich7908 Range rover 3 is a ugly square frigde that breaks down every 2 miles xd

    • @slava_trushkin
      @slava_trushkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A compromise: GLB. Reasonably priced, more practical and doesn't look terrible.

  • @greaser3069
    @greaser3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    snow tires lol. love the chemistry, you guys are living the dream.

  • @sampsalol
    @sampsalol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    It looks like a walrus on a mobility scooter.

  • @Tigertamer01
    @Tigertamer01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    these r the caddiliac escalades of 2020, baller, tasteless, expensive, soon-to-be-dated, extremely indicative of their time

    • @Tigertamer01
      @Tigertamer01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Except this thing fucking GOES

    • @ascott2168
      @ascott2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Excellent synopsis 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @yanboa
      @yanboa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Mercedes ML series has been that since Day 1, tho..

    • @puddud4
      @puddud4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When the time comes I'll be looking back at a Model X for the memes. Luckily this Mercedes is much more forgettable

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      indickative

  • @borger99
    @borger99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Damned electronics, the speedometer went out.

    • @LMProductions99
      @LMProductions99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      More like they blocked out the speedometer to protect themselves from anyone knowing how fast they were actually going.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should offer that as an integrated feature so that filmers don't have to edit it out. (Although maybe the law would prevent such.)

    • @yaboiyosef7640
      @yaboiyosef7640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LMProductions99 it's sarcasm mate

    • @Maikeru_Dabittsu
      @Maikeru_Dabittsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LMProductions99 it was a joke

    • @matthewgaines10
      @matthewgaines10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a loose wire that makes a bad connection only when doing hard pulls.

  • @BKFS-ls9by
    @BKFS-ls9by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I was debating between this and the Ford Econoline, and I ended up going with the Econoline based on looks and less piano black plastic. Thanks for the help!

    • @markmiller3279
      @markmiller3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better styling, too!

    • @HtownPallets
      @HtownPallets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny thing is I own both lol...fuel usage about same lol...

  • @toddstevens8506
    @toddstevens8506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Perfect vehicle for the absurd times we live in, I'll be looking to pick one up off lease after the stock market crashes.

  • @naitud
    @naitud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I actually test drove this last year in 2020 and it's amazing. For a big heavy SUV, I couldn't feel the weight 99% of the time, unless I go crazy in the corners. Gets off the line so effortlessly. The suspension is cloud-like. The 3-D audio is next level for sure, worth the extra $ to get it. Only things I found that was annoying was the pumped in engine noises and the plastic gear lever felt very cheap (should be made out of a better plastic or just use the brushed aluminum they use on the interior panels).

  • @erranzimmermann1207
    @erranzimmermann1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    $135k and there's already computer glitches with that speedometer and centre cluster blacking out after 50 mph... What a hunk o' junk!

    • @2006gtobob
      @2006gtobob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      See. Not even out of warranty!

    • @ShadowOppsRC
      @ShadowOppsRC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mercedes for you! Before my uncle retired he always had a company car from the aerospace company he worked and every model from mercedes they gave him spent more time in the shop then he was able to drive them!

    • @jeffs6090
      @jeffs6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time stamp please. What I saw in a couple of instances was them blurring out the speedometer (done in post production) when they were going fast as to not incriminate themselves for speeding. Most YT car reviewers do this.

    • @alexnelson4295
      @alexnelson4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jeffs6090 whooooossshhhh (the sound of that joke flying over your head)

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexnelson4295 Thank you for not referring to Reddit. You are very civilized and that other fancy word I can't think of right now.

  • @patrykswiderski3948
    @patrykswiderski3948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Beside the usual SavageGeese quality motor-journalism, I especially like in this video how the water dropping down from the underbody awkwardly matches SG's sarcastic comments, as if the car was embarrassed and was sweating

  • @whatsupwithsteve
    @whatsupwithsteve ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys pegged it. I sold my c6z06 and bought my Wife a Lincoln Aviator thinking we had entered the "sofa age" of driving. It only took a year before the power bug hit me again and we just don't drive enough to justify 2 cars so I searched around and found the GLE AMG63s. It fits my need for power, her need for luxury and both our desire to drive something that stands out a bit! Yeah it's a bunch of dough but at 68 it might be one of my last new cars so I'm goin' big...:) Thanks for a great review!!

    • @doordonotthereisnotry6796
      @doordonotthereisnotry6796 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ///AMG Family

    • @whatsupwithsteve
      @whatsupwithsteve 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@doordonotthereisnotry6796 Yep! And it looks like I'm styin' in the "family". Just got back from the AMG Experience in Sonoma and LLOVED the crazy, tossable, cla amg45s so much I'm buying one for me and another for my Grandson...:) so much for that 1 car family thing!

  • @memo90frost
    @memo90frost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Ah yes, the GLE Coupe, for when you want a car with both the drawbacks of an SUV and a coupe.

  • @1mpulv
    @1mpulv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Hey Mercedes turn off all the fake electronic engine bullshit through the speakers" 😂

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BTW, some car reviewers have fake expert noise.

    • @sugarfarie81
      @sugarfarie81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why it can't be toggled in cars that pipe it in boggles my mind

    • @user-um3fx2vk8r
      @user-um3fx2vk8r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol it sounds mean as hell from the outside. I wouldnt care as long as it sounds just as good on the outside

  • @cwg9780
    @cwg9780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I'm a die hard Mercedes fanboy, but I just really hate the look of this vehicle.

    • @ghq8982
      @ghq8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shut up! Pleb

    • @niteshb.2515
      @niteshb.2515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same, I'd go with the normal SUV not this

    • @dogchainsaw3923
      @dogchainsaw3923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why are you even a Mercedes fanboy. They make shit vehicles for old people. They don’t age well too, what’s the point

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dogchainsaw3923 Whinging. 😂

    • @dogchainsaw3923
      @dogchainsaw3923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ClaireYunFarronXIII lmao looks like I hit a nerve huh

  • @Mr.Marbles
    @Mr.Marbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If the design goal to make a car look like a fat hamster they succeeded.

    • @AK-lw2jw
      @AK-lw2jw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's an insult to fat hamsters.

    • @hamsterama
      @hamsterama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We hamsters never get fat. We stop eating when we are hungry. We stuff any leftovers into our cheek pouches, take it to our burrow, unload the goodies into our pantry. We never overeat, we save up food for lean times. Unlike you filthy humans, who stuff your fat faces with cheeseburgers every other second.

    • @FXIIBeaver
      @FXIIBeaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamsterama quit backtalking or else I take you to Peru.

  • @iLupi
    @iLupi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Ahh yes, the UGLY I mean U-GLE/GLE
    “A four door, hideous, not-a-coupe SUV”

    • @anydaynow01
      @anydaynow01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would be hard pressed to call it an SUV also, it's like the car Homer made in the Simpsons!

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Audi SQ8 (Suckit) is funnier.

  • @mistamaog
    @mistamaog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This class of vehicle is the definition of "Weird flex but okay"

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not okay.

  • @rkalla
    @rkalla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I do love that bass-esque 'thump' when it hard-shifts under acceleration, that is pretty sweet.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate it. Always makes me think it's a crude crop edit of a fake engine noise soundfile.

  • @mortenfelumb7363
    @mortenfelumb7363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the few TH-cam car shows I really like. Good balance between driving enjoyment and all the important tech details that most shows miss out on. Don’t change anything!

  • @MaxSpeedMike
    @MaxSpeedMike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Anytime I'm in a mercedes I feel like I have to be on the phone 24/7 making business deals happen while wearing a suit and sipping on champagne. The stigma around the badge is nuts

    • @MaxSpeedMike
      @MaxSpeedMike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gandalf721 man. That was bang on LOL

    • @bwatt1383
      @bwatt1383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can confirm that I almost died in a cla 250 because a some spoiled douche was aggressively driving around Miami

    • @mauricemotors8207
      @mauricemotors8207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s Tesla people as well especially cali

    • @romaingallard8385
      @romaingallard8385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have the cure to that. Go to Germany and get driven in a 300,000 miles 2001 E200 diesel Taxi with cloth seats! You’ll never see MB the same way!

    • @mountainhobo
      @mountainhobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@romaingallard8385 W115 MBs were the ones I loved, simple, spacious, and insanely reliable. In 2004 Greek taxi driver Gregorios Sachinidis donated his 1976 Mercedes-Benz 240D to the Mercedes-Benz Museum Collection with 4.6 million kilometres. None of the new ones can even dream of it. If i could buy one new today, I would do it in an eyeblink.

  • @davidarnold3975
    @davidarnold3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    After subscribing, my mom said I'm a handsome boy!

  • @rosgoncharuk2403
    @rosgoncharuk2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I subscribed because I like to see Bruce Willis and Jackie Chan back in action!

  • @kevinbarry71
    @kevinbarry71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Not another coupover! These things make SUVs make sense by comparison

  • @Mr1997106
    @Mr1997106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man i love the sarcasm. I can't live without it.

  • @diggleboy
    @diggleboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Mercedes-Benz AMG GLE 63s 'Angry Racoon' coupe SUV. The only Mercedes-Benz product ever that I never liked for its looks.
    Seriously, Mr. Goose has upped the lighting quality for the "driving impressions" segment so we can actually see their faces during the drive with LED lighting. Nice work! Yes, I noticed which is why I keep coming back for more great reviews like this one. Keep up the good work!

    • @markmiller3279
      @markmiller3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noted that, too. It's a big improvement. Before all you saw was the passing scenery on many shots.

  • @shirakou1
    @shirakou1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Last time I was this early, coupes had 2 doors.

    • @666cemetaryslut
      @666cemetaryslut 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go away, Xzibit. Mercedes already pimped this one.

    • @harveyhankerson4307
      @harveyhankerson4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My uncle just brought one last year..) it’s a AWESOME car!!!..

  • @matthewgaines10
    @matthewgaines10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All the disadvantages of a high center of gravity vehicle without the practicality of a SUV/CUV. This will haul you ego like no other.

  • @rust3dsteel
    @rust3dsteel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another great review. This thing looks like an Aztek with curves. Woof!

  • @ahighervibe4086
    @ahighervibe4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Of those Audio system graphs you show on-screen: 95% of us look at those graphs and have no clue what they mean! Ever so slightly more complex than say a torque curve! 🤯

  • @wttwtg4165
    @wttwtg4165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For those making a supercut, yes, you must include "We're on snow tires!" then cut to the love scene utilizing hot dogs for foreplay in some car's boot on top of the BendPak.

  • @curtganeles925
    @curtganeles925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The critiques of this vehicle segment make this the most withering review I’ve seen in a long time, and I’ve rarely laughed harder!

  • @paulvoelker327
    @paulvoelker327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For the kind of person that tells themselves that "I work hard and I deserve this"; so basically real estate agents

    • @anydaynow01
      @anydaynow01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And trophy wives who think "Life is soooo hard!"

    • @2006gtobob
      @2006gtobob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey, I work in real estate...I DON'T work hard, and I definitely won't buy a turd like this, I don't deserve it.

    • @Parker53151
      @Parker53151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only in an up market.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I think a real estate agent would lease it and put towels on the seats before sitting down to preserve their value.

    • @markmiller3279
      @markmiller3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A real estate agent needs a back seat that fits adult clients, so this is out. The regular GLE would be perfect.

  • @PookDaWook
    @PookDaWook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those upshifts sounded crazy. Please tell me its not just fakeness from the subwoofer. Synthetic engine sound=literally demeaning to the consumer

  • @samjezard
    @samjezard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I had to call my doctor 4 hours after subscribing to Savagegeese.

  • @haikaldanial2709
    @haikaldanial2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow. This car channel is really mature and on-point car review. Not like some other review out there, that saying all the spec that can be read on the Internet. I like this.

  • @Affalterbach1967
    @Affalterbach1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Usually the final thoughts are collected, composed, and presented after all the filming and testing has been completed, and the test vehicles has been returned. Here, the test vehicle is behind Mr. Goose during the final thoughts. Greenscreen post production ?

  • @justicendou208
    @justicendou208 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations guys for producing excellent videos. The way in which you cover technical details is unmatched. In particular, I really like the fact that you are also candid. You're amazing. Justice, in Johannesburg.

  • @kurt2rsenjazz
    @kurt2rsenjazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why is there a market for this car?

    • @RelaxAndSmokeMeth
      @RelaxAndSmokeMeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      because stupid.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because indecisive yuppies are scared of sitting lower to the ground, feeling as though sitting low reminds them of the powerlessness they felt in public school.

    • @andeleputo89
      @andeleputo89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because Karens exist

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because people are cold and the prison population is weaving handbaskets.

  • @andrewb325
    @andrewb325 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are the best. Pull no punches.

  • @storejoshuprite
    @storejoshuprite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Subscribing helped my castration feel like less of an imposition on my manhood.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But on paper the host is a washlet.

  • @gadeane287
    @gadeane287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some thoughts came to mind while watching and listening to the review.: 1. For 130k, there shouldn't be optional anything. 2. Trying to fold this vehicle into CAFE standards with stop/start is ridiculous. 3. It's nothing more than a lifted hatchback sedan with a whomping engine. 4. With all the technology on this vehicle, an extended warranty is critical if you are going to buy it (unfortunately there are few engineers in dealer service centers). I'll bend over backwards to get a great car, I just won't bend over.
    And as always, a superb review.

  • @basithph8958
    @basithph8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    One thing I like: that AMG V8
    What I don’t like: the “coupe” SUV thing

  • @Tinrs80
    @Tinrs80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanx for taking time to show us this guys. Good review.

  • @santillbrezon2161
    @santillbrezon2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another great video, and this is why i like the lexus RX , the shape of the RX makes more sense. To many SUV'S look awkward.

  • @UndeadFleshgod
    @UndeadFleshgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I subscribed a couple weeks ago, and have not had a headache since. Miraculous!

  • @KealeyOnCars
    @KealeyOnCars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I subscribed to Savagegeese and now I scream at people for having lots of money

  • @outforaripper
    @outforaripper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The shot of jack looking into the corner under braking was epic. 12:05

    • @price9195
      @price9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In drivers school you learn to look through side windows for your turns

    • @outforaripper
      @outforaripper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@price9195 yep

  • @RAJohnson713
    @RAJohnson713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The regular GLE looks so much better!

  • @narennallapareddy2994
    @narennallapareddy2994 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys really deserve millions of subscribers for all the great work you guys do!

  • @dil6969
    @dil6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It'll wow people today and maybe a year or two from now. However, I have a hard time believing this thing won't be an electrical basket-case 10 years from now. The interior complexity is just insane.

    • @gackt13
      @gackt13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's too much going on in the car, pandering to "what's in" for car tech now. I'll like to get back into my BRZ with full physical instrument panels, physical controls and a traditional 2-din headunit slot that I can use to upgrade to the latest headunits when I feel like it.

    • @RelaxAndSmokeMeth
      @RelaxAndSmokeMeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This car is going to be a HOT MESS!

    • @markmiller3279
      @markmiller3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, sure, it will undoubtedly be a disaster. It's the air suspension that's the killer on so many of these. They eventually give out and cost way more to fix than the car is worth.

  • @omarlucman5768
    @omarlucman5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If people buy these then bless them, keeps the automobile industry going forward.

  • @gns942
    @gns942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jack's Patagonia Better Sweater is what I aspire to own one day

  • @DearMajesty
    @DearMajesty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Solid review. Thanks for being real on this one!

  • @juanordonezgalban2278
    @juanordonezgalban2278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have driven legict construcction equipment that weights less than that "coupe", and those did not have carbon fiver trim

  • @NigelNyashaManhire
    @NigelNyashaManhire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think its so good at what it does for the people who buy it there is no reason to have a second car. The fact we have a car that can be all things to a person is just fantastic

  • @Webic33
    @Webic33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Subscribing fixed my solidity issues and my wife couldn't be happier.

  • @gboyegab7
    @gboyegab7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have You done the regular GLE review? Can’t find it on Your page

  • @karllo9116
    @karllo9116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This car is for men who want to feel like they've still got a little bit of manhood left in their lives, but is only allowed to buy an expensive SUV to keep the wife happy.

    • @worldofz00
      @worldofz00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bingo, and I think this sums it for most of these performance SUV/crossovers or whatever they’re called nowadays (they’re calling them coupes too lol).

  • @jayduper9518
    @jayduper9518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My rash came back, so I subscribed!

  • @AndrewBeveridge461
    @AndrewBeveridge461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Had to go double Patagonia for this one boys.

  • @billyhughes9776
    @billyhughes9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The looks of these always remind me of the AMC Eagle coupes back way back in the day.

  • @zhiyong300496
    @zhiyong300496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    in the description, savagegeese accidentally revealed the perfect alternative to this GLE coupe .An E63s amg coupe.

  • @C.JG.
    @C.JG. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great performance Jack! 👍
    Wow thats some facelifting high ride rocket...

  • @Lex-Rex
    @Lex-Rex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You guys sponsored by Patagonia?

  • @atobee2595
    @atobee2595 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel is just so enjoyable! keep it up guys!

  • @Patient_Lion_BS
    @Patient_Lion_BS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone know why the transmission sounds like that when you upshift (11:53)
    Kinda sounds like a manual for some reason, like it's disengaging and then engaging again.

    • @juanordonezgalban2278
      @juanordonezgalban2278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Might be fake noise?

    • @diersa182
      @diersa182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most likely that sound coming from speakers..

  • @satyakammisra
    @satyakammisra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the review. This is perfect daily for me (age 40 family man) in Northern NJ. Leases better than Cayenne coupe turbo and x6M. Ordered one fully loaded in Brilliant blue. Rear seat space is good and drives smooth over the third world road conditions we have here.

    • @Youtubeuser1aa
      @Youtubeuser1aa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes the lease kind of guy 😂

  • @papagen00
    @papagen00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i predict the next big thing after 4-door coupe will be the 2-door sedan.

    • @air-headedaviator1805
      @air-headedaviator1805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically they already had that in the 50’s and 60’s. Taking four door cars and just equipped two doors. Still had full size rear seats and everything, and the same dimensions

  • @tfrogginhfroggin
    @tfrogginhfroggin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dry humor is spot on. Another great video.

  • @pigeonpoo1823
    @pigeonpoo1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Even the robots making these things vomit when another one trundles by.

    • @anydaynow01
      @anydaynow01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Each generation of soccer mom gets her own version of a hideous kid carrier, but at least it's not like here mom's car!

  • @spike9393
    @spike9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw one of these on the road last week while I was out on a bike ride. Definitely turned my head to catch a secod glimpse.

  • @Blue_Flame_Raptor
    @Blue_Flame_Raptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I swear to God I get cut off by this car everyday by some high end Karen while I'm doing 20 over the speed limit

    • @miloslogic
      @miloslogic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude. There's no worse feeling than being tail-gated while you're already going way over speed limit.

    • @price9195
      @price9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More likely to be cut off by a F150 or workvan around here

    • @dcarts5616
      @dcarts5616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Usually it’s the low end laquisha cutting me off in a three year old version of these with the perfume of skunk and saggy suspension where we’re from. Just saying. If one can say Karen without repercussions then Laquisha is ok too.

    • @PianoBlackTrimRep.
      @PianoBlackTrimRep. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miloslogic that's when you turn your windshield wipers on and spray cleaning fluid for a good 30 seconds :) even better if you have a vehicle with a rear windshield wiper.

  • @mccarthy155
    @mccarthy155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When winter comes, and smaller sized winter wheels and tires get put on, these looks absolutely hilarious from behind (x6 too)

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would someone put smaller winter tires on? The car they tested did have winter tires. The car is for people with tons of money.

    • @mccarthy155
      @mccarthy155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dowlphin you'll learn that the people who drive these cars for the most part aren't car people. The dealership will recommend winter wheels and tires and it's not like they are small on a normal car, they are still 19 inch , 225 width wheels, its just on these turtles x6's with the huge ass end the slimmer tires look comical.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mccarthy155 You are talking about stupid dealerships then. If a non-car-person buys that thing and asks for winter tires (i.e. enough money to not want to cheapass on all-year tires), I'd sell them the manufacturer recommendation, which I'd assume is what SG tested here. Plus, even though it can come with certain downsides, I could offer the moneysaver route of not needing a second pair of wheels, by swapping only the tires on them.
      Plus, it would be a problem to recommend smaller winter tires on a car with 600+ HP. The winter compound is already a disadvantage without the downsizing.
      Plus, cheapassing like that would defy the design purpose of the car covering all the roles.

    • @mccarthy155
      @mccarthy155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dowlphin the thing is that running winter tires on the stock summer may wheels for this car is detrimental. They are too wide. A slimmer snow tire is said to perform better. Hence why they look terrible in the winter. The winter tires on this tester are huge

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mccarthy155 It will depend on various factors whether or to what degree narrower tires are better. You still get more optimized-profile contact surface of a soft winter mix. And the car will be very heavy, which increases contact pressure.
      PLUS, it has AWD!

  • @Neojhun
    @Neojhun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just realised the design was based on a Capybara.

    • @bogdanrus7953
      @bogdanrus7953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This must be the weirdest TH-cam comment i've ever seen...

  • @cyclops86
    @cyclops86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "3 Weeks later".... you sir, have earned a chuckle and a sub :) keep up the good stuff!

  • @307skylake7
    @307skylake7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I crashed like so hard my Mercedes air suspension decided to go "stance-mode".

    • @MrInternFTL
      @MrInternFTL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳😳😳 people hate you

  • @SaraiGarage
    @SaraiGarage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your reviews are next level. I really appreciate the thoroughness. Thanks guys

  • @povertyspec9651
    @povertyspec9651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Infiniti Q60 called and wants its tail lights back.

  • @svn5994
    @svn5994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember when cars weren't stupidly complicated and didn't have to replace every type of vehicle in a single body?

  • @Andy-wi7lv
    @Andy-wi7lv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeah, this thing is going places. Like Safeway or Target, and the kid's soccer game.

    • @666cemetaryslut
      @666cemetaryslut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget Whole Foods and Starbucks.

  • @adamf.4823
    @adamf.4823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A good portion of these buyers have much more money than time or attention. They'd like to drive the sports car of their dreams but right now it's enough to get their kicks in a car that is also eminently practical. Between lacrosse practice and Whole Foods and board meetings not everyone has the luxury of scooting off to the canyons for a quick afternoon rip. Once the kids are off to Princeton and Harvard and Bucknell (for the slow one) and they have their big liquidity event there will be plenty of time to start stacking Mclarens and Ferraris. Don't you people know anything? That being said, the Porsche Cayenne Turbo is the only acceptable vehicle in this class. All the rest are for people who (shudder) finance their cars.

  • @thequesomanishere
    @thequesomanishere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This truly is a Dell Technologies moment.

    • @ShadowOppsRC
      @ShadowOppsRC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Mercedes being a well? . . .mercedes!

    • @666cemetaryslut
      @666cemetaryslut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been waiting for Dell Technologies to become a meme.

  • @drakvaclav826
    @drakvaclav826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's crazy, I just was looking if you guys have made a video on this car, when this video dropped :D Talk about coincidence! :D

  • @TheRareCode
    @TheRareCode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cool feature blanking out the speedometer when doing illegal speeds. Haha

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's probably an auto-edit feature of the camera that works via a sweat detector.

  • @DriverDude100
    @DriverDude100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s cool how AMG has figured out how to black out the speedometer under hard acceleration.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the savagegeese-parented "spitometer".

  • @tubecycler
    @tubecycler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    AMG means Adieu Mein Geld in German
    = ByeBye Money

    • @FlexRogers
      @FlexRogers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adieu is a French word though

    • @hashp
      @hashp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean bye bye company car expense $$$$.

    • @gqh007
      @gqh007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Auf Wiedersehen Mein Geld is AWMG

    • @niceguy100000
      @niceguy100000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FlexRogers It's a German word that has been in dictionaries for centuries and it's also a loan word of French origin. English for example consists of 80 percent loan words.

  • @spishco
    @spishco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:47 Mark and Jack's Excellent Adventure: "We're on snow tires!"

  • @brly4542
    @brly4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I think of a coupe, I don't want to sit up high. I want my ass basically dragging on the road.

  • @danivani5978
    @danivani5978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:47 😂😂😂 That was the most in sync "we're on snow tires" I've ever seen.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How often do you hear synchronized "we're on snow tires"? 🤔

  • @sunshinefireboulder
    @sunshinefireboulder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's mine in 12 years when I can buy it for $14,000. Perfect Hooptie.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      $14,000 per year, probably. 😉

    • @harveyhankerson4307
      @harveyhankerson4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My uncle just brought one..) !! Definitely not worth.. it.. !! AWESOME ride though !!

  • @taylorheaps
    @taylorheaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the editing in this video. Also Jack taught me a new word, Humonculous..

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A huge little person, basically. Or huge-little-person-like. (AFAIR in the video it was not the accidental play on words.)

    • @markmiller3279
      @markmiller3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Homunculus. It's usually a small, but fully mature, human. It has to do with what the ancients thought, that a woman got pregnant when the man implanted a homunculus in his semen.

  • @Skfkf1393a
    @Skfkf1393a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Don’t like the recent MB design. Too curvy and feminine for my liking

    • @hazardeur
      @hazardeur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, it just looks weird, especially on the performance models. onyl model i like is the GT

    • @basithph8958
      @basithph8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hazardeur the C63, E63, and S63 does look nice tho

    • @singular9
      @singular9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you like the new avalon?

    • @danieljohnson4418
      @danieljohnson4418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. And while the interior materials and interior fit/finish appear to be top notch (as expected of a vehicle costing six figures), I'm not impressed with the interior design, either.

    • @juanordonezgalban2278
      @juanordonezgalban2278 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really like the A class, I find the AMG A45 extreamely appeling

  • @cdiddy2k6
    @cdiddy2k6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best. Intro. Ever!