Here’s a video idea for you: unfortunate or just not even close misspellings. I’ll start; when I was maybe 7, I wanted to name a Mario maker level “John cena” but didn’t know how to spell it. When I asked my older brother to spell it, he teased me by spelling out “John cenii” so I ended up deciding I would try to do it myself. But when I tried to do it myself, what came out was “jont ceia”
He(autocorrect after) is not going to be there until he gets out of town and someone has been in the hospital for the past few weeks but he's not feeling well enough to get tested today.
@@p-__ Bruh, weren't you in that one youtuber's comments section and commented the same thing under every comment? That your farts are better than I think the channels name was NOAHFINNCE or Ty Turner 😂
True story: I'm quite short-sighted and years ago I spied a scared white cat hiding in some bushes by a busy road. I tried to coax it out to move it somewhere safe. Must have been psspsspssing for about 20 minutes before I ventured closer and squinted - it wasn't a cat at all IT WAS A CARRIER BAG.
I experienced a violent leg cramp while watching this video and all I could hear while writhing in pain was Matt’s voice reading out incomprehensible sentences, it was a pretty unique experience
Please let me know what you think lol you can get it done for you to come on up to you I think you should be able to get up and get your own food instead of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings WHAT IS THE MISSING YELLOW SUIT AND WHAT ARE THE HIJACKINGS
@@liastaob I want to try that, too! Here it goes: As a German in der Bibliothek und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen
@@liastaobAs a German guy 😄 a celeb on his face 👀👀 I think I want it to German or the same thing as I don't want to be in a meeting at work and it is a lot better but I don't want you in bed 🛏️ I was thinking about it when you were in the office and it wasn't a great idea
@@liastaobOooh let me try this As a German person I have no clue how much I am not interested in this relationship with you tied up ... seriously, what the hell xD
oh god, matt has gotten so good at pronouncing gibberish or keyboard smashes that he can semi-fluently pronounce german words Edit, i left for 3 hours. What the fuck did i come back to? I was genuinely complementing Matt's skill 💀
“You are a good man for the people who have lost faith and trust and trust and are not going back in time for a new era in our society to come together to make this change and make this country a place of pride for the future and to be able again and to have the chance of a new future for all people”
please do you want me and you can go with us tomorrow or Friday if you're still up and I will be able the last week to the next day or so I will have a good day at the house for a little while later today if I don't get a job in a day and then I'll get to the job and then go back and work out for the rest day tomorrow so that would work out if I could come back and work out of my room if I could come back and work out of my car if I don't have to do it in the end room or something. what.
My secret is safe to use to be a great wdym the ok from your DVR and I am i am i like that name to be a good at art and design and design the the best the fundamentals and the only one who has the same time I have a great wdym ok thanks a genius scan the documents I sent 4 the to be a great wdym ok 3
You are a good friend to every body of your life with it and your life and happiness is a good thing for your family and your life and happiness for our life happiness happiness life happiness love and love for your
“Please don’t forget about the chicken sandwich and chicken nuggets for the kids to make with it if you’re going to have it for the week I have some flowers for the kids and some potatoes i think I love you too baby girl have fun with me and you can do it all night long” AYO WTHHHHHH
If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose talked about fnaf without knowing I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's surprising it happened twice.
Matt Rose may not be close to being the best world economies so you have plenty of otherwise normal y decente y no me acuerdo de nada de lo que me dijiste que no me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho que no me lo que me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho
4:45 Anna and her very complicated life had me dying💀 Actually the whole video did. The random Iphone 6 appearances, keyboards suddenly turning german, "you are a small bowl of chicken soup" This is top quality content
@@Fix-It_Felix256 one time I was writing an important letter to representatives of Northern Shlaegland. Everything went fine, aber dann wurde meine scheiß Tastatur auf einmal Deutsch. Scheiße.
I have the following details for your support for our 🎮 visit and the other one for our game on to use 😊 for the surface 😀 on your side boosters Aerodynamic_Fuselage_Description and the water is a ccvs up to the boil but the heat shield Fuel_Pipe_Name 🛡 👌 up a little bit
“On the other hand I think the most important thing is to get the right people in the right places and to get the best out of the situation and to get the people in the best position to do what they want to do” 💀
“Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability” “You are a good man to be honest with you but I am a good person to you so please do it for yourself”
Ideas for quotes from a character: 4:17 "I started having auditory hallucinations of the floorboards outside my room creaking" 6:03 "You're a little bit of a loser, but you're my loser." 6:58 "You are a bit of a sudden change of plan" 7:43 "My secret is that you're the only person I can talk with...I sound lame" 8:32 "My secret is that I am not going to be able to get a job in future, because I am not a good person and I am not good enough to be able to do anything about it"
Funny thing is that I'm kinda attempting to make a story based on the 4:17 one, & with some basic story ideas & scanning through the Mayo Clinic's website on the topic of schizophrenia, almost everything has *somehow* fallen into place perfectly. Would anyone wanna hear more?
@@acesinger6092WELP, this is gonna be kinda long!! (1) According to the aforementioned Mayo Clinic website, incoherent speech is a common symptom in schizophrenics; sometimes, in rarer cases, this is so bad that it's "word salad." This is already perfect with the "prompt" that I've been graced with. This peep could just be talking about someone they know that they're concerned about who does chemistry stuff, has to "turn the machine off", &.. "Kill the tiny man in the morning." Idk how to handle tiny man yet tho; this & the "my name is also not working for me are the only things I haven't gotten anything solid for yet. (2) There's also the symptoms of irrational fears & whatnot in schizophrenics, which our protagonist here seems to have with these as shown by "person who is the best for you to just leave me & go back to the forest"; this poor bub has to have some kind of imposter syndrome in regards of relationships (if not in more ways) here, right? Who is this person they're referring to alongside chemistry peep?? (3) I already have a vague idea of the plot: the main bub reunites w/ chemistry peep & whoever "best person" is & they overcome whatever crazy crap they now have to deal w/ as well as whatever the hell happened in the past that screwed everyone up! (Sidenote: I'm planing on main character bub's schizophrenia to just be a part of them & they just gotta get back to the point of living with it; something just kinda f_cked them up & caused them & the friends to deal with some crazy personal sh!t, I'm sure!)
Please untie me from the light of the world has been showing movement of the town hall when I get home from work with you if you want to be a spy to get up and get the reference to the police station on the way home making a zip gun that shoots myself and I have a few too many people try to get up and get the reference
Pleased with your email address as well and I will be back from a couple in the first week and I have robox the rest and now the other proprietary and the other one I like insects and gadgets Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee E E Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee III III III III III III is an absolute legend and a very good one
you do not know how many times I had to re try before commenting because my keyboard kept bringing up the fandoms I like and I didn't want anyone to judge the fandoms I like
Please get it done and I will do the Bible study I can get it from having to do the Bible study and the reason we can get a lot more detail to do it is possible for me and the whole team is the root thing but it doesn't work.
“Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability and the integrity to make this work” “My name is on your ballot for you to vote on this year so you will have to be the one who is in the right to choose what to do” “You are a great leader of this nation is the one that has the power and power that we all need in the future” “My secret is that you have the ability and ability and power of a great president and I am sure that we can all agree on this matter in a way we all know how it will go”
“Pleased for the new owner and his team for this season as they are a team of the future that is going on and they will continue their growth” What the heck
Autocorrect wrote this “I am a zombie and you are my best pet and you will never get back in the house and you are not a good pet you will not live” What-
“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really miss you so much” this is mine for the first time
6:12 the return of the iPhone 6 series was truly an emotional turn around in this video. As was my thought previously, i was expecting this to be just another good Matt Rose video. Hoever, the twist of the iPhone 6 series coming back from the dead long after having abandoned any hope for his triumphant return really hit a spot for me that hasnt been hit in years. My emotions swelled to a boiling point of which i had never before reached, and to say I shed a tear would be the greatest understatement in modern history. The sincere happiness at which this scene brought was so immense that, even as I'm writing this, the tears are still streaming down my face as I still struggle to consciously revel in the scale in which this twist affected me. Bravo Sir Reginald Matthias Fitzgerald Rosario III, this scene has taught the true meaning of a plot twist and will absolutely influence generations of films for years to come
The The Big Lie was the most important thing in our lives today that I have learned from my own experience of life in a different world than the one we had lived before the beginning and the end and I am so thankful that we have the ability and ability that I am now in
The reveal of the Kingdom and the whole world watching you make history progress but what do you even know how the Spanish right's culture and viceversa Catalan nationalists back in the world to live my own assassination because I want to share tips to minimize the chances de que el juego de la UE es que no me gusta que me digas eso que no me gusta
"Please don't be so mad about the money I just don't want you in my room and the family and you can continue the way I can get you to be able the best of my team and I know that you can be a better and happy"
I find it so hilarious that there are recurring characters to this video, like the one that is cursed by the German keyboard, or the IPhone 6 enthusiast
“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us” Well… that’s just wholesome
I did this with the 3rd text suggestion: "Please let me know when you're coming back from this way you would like 👍🏻 but made a day for a few weeks before we go out to dinner 🍽️ i đã làm được 😥 mô tô 🥣 ô 🌂 bằng 🟰 của chị không 0️⃣ và có 🫡 thôi anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho nên em cũng biết mà không 0️⃣ và có 🫡 thôi anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho nên không 0️⃣ và có 🫡 thôi anh 🏴 cho em một ☝️ và có 🫡 thôi anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho anh 🏴 cho nên " I have absolutely no idea what is happening with my predictive text, I don't remember typing any of this lol
Dude, same! Extended version: Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you being here and helping me and I love seeing your support I really appreciate that you have done that I really do I understand I just don’t know what I don’t understand how I just feel and I’m not sure how you can understand it I just don’t understand how I can be upset I don’t understand it.
"Please let me know if you need anything else from me and I can get you a new one for the next two weeks to get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done"
Matt Rose has a great story on how the new album will make you a fan and a friend in a relationship that you can relate with in the same breath and be able and be a good friend
I got this and kept going for a whole paragraph and it’s all just “you’re a good person and you’re doing well and I know you care and I’m so glad” and it’s weird because I don’t talk to anyone this way???
please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good I love that for me I know you are a great person I know you have always wanted you have been my friend I love that you’re a great person
Here’s a video idea for you: unfortunate or just not even close misspellings. I’ll start; when I was maybe 7, I wanted to name a Mario maker level “John cena” but didn’t know how to spell it. When I asked my older brother to spell it, he teased me by spelling out “John cenii” so I ended up deciding I would try to do it myself. But when I tried to do it myself, what came out was “jont ceia”
perfect.
JONT CEIA LMAO
try to type john cena with your eyes closed
Edit: I feel special
Lmfao I once forgor how to spell “choir” and spelt it “quior”
AND HIS NAME IS JONT CEIA!!!!
Love the guy whose autocorrect started, for a brief second, to explain FNaF lore, only to immediately realize that doing so would upset the gods
He(autocorrect after) is not going to be there until he gets out of town and someone has been in the hospital for the past few weeks but he's not feeling well enough to get tested today.
@@p-__what 💀
@@p-__w-wait a second don’t you comment on august?? Dang it, matt too???
@@p-__ Bruh, weren't you in that one youtuber's comments section and commented the same thing under every comment?
That your farts are better than I think the channels name was NOAHFINNCE or Ty Turner
😂
time stamp please
"The first time I saw a cat I had to look at it for the second time"
This is definitely the most surreal way I've ever heard a double take explained
me every time i see a cat
that's basically me every time I see my cat 💙
True story: I'm quite short-sighted and years ago I spied a scared white cat hiding in some bushes by a busy road. I tried to coax it out to move it somewhere safe. Must have been psspsspssing for about 20 minutes before I ventured closer and squinted - it wasn't a cat at all IT WAS A CARRIER BAG.
@@Matt_Rose 💀
@@Matt_Roselmao
"You are the best friend I have ever known and I will never forget that you are my favorite person"
My name is my name
Very helpful, predictive text.
I experienced a violent leg cramp while watching this video and all I could hear while writhing in pain was Matt’s voice reading out incomprehensible sentences, it was a pretty unique experience
Noice
Amazing, dude!
are you better now? i hope you are ♥ you must have felt like you were having a hallucination
Thats the funniest thing ive read today
Please let me know what you think lol you can get it done for you to come on up to you I think you should be able to get up and get your own food instead of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings WHAT IS THE MISSING YELLOW SUIT AND WHAT ARE THE HIJACKINGS
As a German, the random German outbursts scare and delight me at the same time
Hey, that's a fun prompt!
As a German, cancellation fee per reservation date days until June is available...
lol, wut.
@@liastaob I want to try that, too! Here it goes:
As a German in der Bibliothek und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen
@@mothbrainedindividual 😆
@@liastaobAs a German guy 😄 a celeb on his face 👀👀 I think I want it to German or the same thing as I don't want to be in a meeting at work and it is a lot better but I don't want you in bed 🛏️ I was thinking about it when you were in the office and it wasn't a great idea
@@liastaobOooh let me try this
As a German person I have no clue how much I am not interested in this relationship with you tied up
... seriously, what the hell xD
"My name is snivelling you have a great weekend too I'm just here for pride month"
Accurate
My name is chicka chicka Slim Shady and I can't wait for the rizzler to be a little bit of a goldfish.
Anna and his/her/their multiverse of families had me sobbing in seconds
bler pronouns are blil/bler
That’s my one I’m fucking wheezing
@@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ The dings and buzzers had me doubled over. Most interesting story in years
"their" would be enough
@@helio3928 Anna is a man and a wife
oh god, matt has gotten so good at pronouncing gibberish or keyboard smashes that he can semi-fluently pronounce german words
Edit, i left for 3 hours. What the fuck did i come back to? I was genuinely complementing Matt's skill 💀
Idk if this is supposed to be a rare insult against the German language but if it is, you succeeded.
@@Squeeginaldit’s because German sounds like gibberish to most non-German speakers
@@D03S1TGR1P I figured, thanks for clarifying:)
@@D03S1TGR1P Well any language sounds like gibberish to people who don't speak it
@@katakana1 si, puede ser que tengas razon
“You are a good man for the people who have lost faith and trust and trust and are not going back in time for a new era in our society to come together to make this change and make this country a place of pride for the future and to be able again and to have the chance of a new future for all people”
“Please let me finish this review before I leave to go to sleep”
“You are a little bit of a loser, but you’re my loser” is so sweet
Bfdi reference
@@chapthecoolguylolREALL
"Pin, you're a loser, but you're my Loser." - Loser BFDI
Bfdi :0
beefydie
"You are a set of functions that someone has written."
For the times when calling someone an NPC just isn't enough.
The person that wrote abt functions needs to help me 💀💀
I'm gonna be in the hospital
Andrew and I WHO IS ANDREW!?!
I'm gonna be in the hospital and he is not a good song
please do you want me and you can go with us tomorrow or Friday if you're still up and I will be able the last week to the next day or so I will have a good day at the house for a little while later today if I don't get a job in a day and then I'll get to the job and then go back and work out for the rest day tomorrow so that would work out if I could come back and work out of my room if I could come back and work out of my car if I don't have to do it in the end room or something.
what.
My name is a quarter and I think this is so nostalgic and the window has a good way of making VR games
“Please I need a imp to do”
I just became Stolas😭
'My secret is not going to be a good thing for you' is somehow one of the most threatening things I've ever heard.
It's one step before "if I tell you, I would have to kill you."
Also, it sounds like a threat, a ghost would say.
“My secret is that I’m a little girl I love to make you happy I don’t want you around my life and I’m just trying not be a burden on anybody”
My secret is safe to use to be a great wdym the ok from your DVR and I am i am i like that name to be a good at art and design and design the the best the fundamentals and the only one who has the same time I have a great wdym ok thanks a genius scan the documents I sent 4 the to be a great wdym ok 3
You are a good friend to every body of your life with it and your life and happiness is a good thing for your family and your life and happiness for our life happiness happiness life happiness love and love for your
"My secret is that feral bear is going to be breathing heavily with the knife. "
"hippity hpppity the child is no longer your property" has me absolutely DYING oh my god
@@p-__how does this goober have a thousand subscribers
its okay guys he was referring to anti-child labor laws
It has subscribers because it is a bot
Cps in a nutshell
This had me dying of laughter as well, I was not expecting that 😂😂
“Please don’t forget about the chicken sandwich and chicken nuggets for the kids to make with it if you’re going to have it for the week I have some flowers for the kids and some potatoes i think I love you too baby girl have fun with me and you can do it all night long” AYO WTHHHHHH
Please pick me up from sea to the local shop and hide next thing you know it'll move if you look away
Love that according to Matt, being called a 2024 Chevy Silverado 1500 tire is a worse insult than calling someone a gore pile
imagine you insult somone and they respond with "what did you just say to me you 2024 chevrolet silverado 1500 tire?"
it would be worse being called a 1995 Ford Explorer ATX II Tire
Here’s one: “Wth did you just say to me, you 83 Honda ATC 200ES Tire?”
You are such a 2001 Fiat Multipla Cabrio
@@Honigballyou sir, are the devil
If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose talked about fnaf without knowing I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's surprising it happened twice.
No I got that Fredbear reference!
@@Matt_Roselet me touch you 😈
@@Matt_RoseAs a SKULLEMOJII i approve
@@Wh-en💀
if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that reference...
You are a great person and I am very grateful
Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and i love that you have been able to get back together with your family. 😂😂😂😂
"You are a bit of a sudden change of plans" is actually genius. I'm stealing that.
Somehow typing generation created a better joke than 99% of other “mistake” jokes.
You are my way home from work and I can't wait to see you guys soon as possible so I can get the money 🙂
Ok wow😀
Matt Rose may not be the Text to Speech voice we deserve, but Matt is the Text to Speech voice we need.
Matt Rose may not be close to being the best world economies so you have plenty of otherwise normal y decente y no me acuerdo de nada de lo que me dijiste que no me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho que no me lo que me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho
Matt Rose may not be a zombie Hearing what he has done to me peacefully but I know we are not going back to work around their inflections.
Matt Rose may not be a good player for the club but he is a good player and he is a good manager.
Matt Rose may not be a fan but he was the one that got me to the top and he got the top of my lungs so he got the best out there for sure
Fitter happier more productive
Oh my god diagramming the family one is the funniest thing I've seen all day
2:11 the moment i saw "jcjenson" i knew this is definitely a murder drones fan.
Matt is starting to sound like he's slowly spiraling into insanity and we're all here to witness it. i'm all for it.
Bold of you to assume he wasn’t already
@@sketchyskies8531 it's the furbies man, i'm telling you
W PFP
i wish i could repost comments
@@sketchyskies8531true he’s always been insane
4:45 Anna and her very complicated life had me dying💀
Actually the whole video did. The random Iphone 6 appearances, keyboards suddenly turning german, "you are a small bowl of chicken soup" This is top quality content
Only one keyboard went german
@@nitroderp7876TWO! mine turned German earlier halfway thru an important report… smh
one even turned spanish for a bit 💀
@@fearnotswifties Man, I hate it when that happens. Sometimes you're just trying to write a sentence und plötzlich wird alles deutsch
@@Fix-It_Felix256 one time I was writing an important letter to representatives of Northern Shlaegland. Everything went fine, aber dann wurde meine scheiß Tastatur auf einmal Deutsch.
Scheiße.
"The way you are talking about the ceterzine is the same thing as a group of people who are you going to be turned on"
Wtf
"Please give me the address for your dinner " ok, what?
I hope Anna's identity crisis resolves itself soon.
She knows me personally cuz I wrote about her story. She needs help
I have the following details for your support for our 🎮 visit and the other one for our game on to use 😊 for the surface 😀 on your side boosters Aerodynamic_Fuselage_Description and the water is a ccvs up to the boil but the heat shield Fuel_Pipe_Name 🛡 👌 up a little bit
"You are a complete edition" is actually pretty sweet.
yeah it's like the opposite of "not playing with a full deck" and the like
I take it as “you are a add on that people use but really will stop caring about in a short amount of time”
@@Fakeguncentral Nah that would be calling them a season pass
“Please don’t be rude I am a big girl”
It sounds like something a 5 year old would say
" Please don't hesitate to contact me if u have a problem with the phone" that kinda fits ngl-
“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend”
Honestly pretty good advice 😁
I GOT THE SAME THING??
SAME??.
Mine is literally the same??????
SAME WHAT
We live in a simulation, you all are the same person.
The long story about being a wife but not married but being married and having kids is the best one! LMAO 😂
And “ works a wife” 😂😂😂😂
I thought the "You're a sudden change of plans" was a pretty good burn.
My one was fucking wild I glad you enjoyed
@@LovelyLara123haha
My name is programed into the soul
Curse of writing FNAF fanfiction
"Please don't let me know and love you and your family and friends of the year,
I love how Matt had to say "bit of a" several times and just started saying "beever"
Ultrakill pfp
Ultrakill pfp
(do not ask if im saying this as a joke to make a chain)
@@The_Real_SmolOrTem Hello Horror
Ultrakill pfp
@@DreamSans2468 wut da hel
“On the other hand I think the most important thing is to get the right people in the right places and to get the best out of the situation and to get the people in the best position to do what they want to do” 💀
My name is the best thing to do in life is just go out to the beach with your family or whatever you wanna call me
gotta love 3 seconds of FNAF sprinkled in
Yess true
Then suddenly the rejection god himself
A child that allegedly was crying outside the diner for being scared of fredbear
“You’re a strange shade of red” sounds like a great polite insult
My name is a distortion
Huh?
“Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability”
“You are a good man to be honest with you but I am a good person to you so please do it for yourself”
Ideas for quotes from a character:
4:17 "I started having auditory hallucinations of the floorboards outside my room creaking"
6:03 "You're a little bit of a loser, but you're my loser."
6:58 "You are a bit of a sudden change of plan"
7:43 "My secret is that you're the only person I can talk with...I sound lame"
8:32 "My secret is that I am not going to be able to get a job in future, because I am not a good person and I am not good enough to be able to do anything about it"
That second quote is giving me enemies to lovers energy and I’m all here for it
Funny thing is that I'm kinda attempting to make a story based on the 4:17 one, & with some basic story ideas & scanning through the Mayo Clinic's website on the topic of schizophrenia, almost everything has *somehow* fallen into place perfectly. Would anyone wanna hear more?
@@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99
OMG A FELLOW LOVER OF WRITING. Yes I would absolutely love to hear more!😄
@@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99YES PUBLISH IT AS A NOVEL
@@acesinger6092WELP, this is gonna be kinda long!!
(1) According to the aforementioned Mayo Clinic website, incoherent speech is a common symptom in schizophrenics; sometimes, in rarer cases, this is so bad that it's "word salad." This is already perfect with the "prompt" that I've been graced with. This peep could just be talking about someone they know that they're concerned about who does chemistry stuff, has to "turn the machine off", &.. "Kill the tiny man in the morning." Idk how to handle tiny man yet tho; this & the "my name is also not working for me are the only things I haven't gotten anything solid for yet.
(2) There's also the symptoms of irrational fears & whatnot in schizophrenics, which our protagonist here seems to have with these as shown by "person who is the best for you to just leave me & go back to the forest"; this poor bub has to have some kind of imposter syndrome in regards of relationships (if not in more ways) here, right? Who is this person they're referring to alongside chemistry peep??
(3) I already have a vague idea of the plot: the main bub reunites w/ chemistry peep & whoever "best person" is & they overcome whatever crazy crap they now have to deal w/ as well as whatever the hell happened in the past that screwed everyone up! (Sidenote: I'm planing on main character bub's schizophrenia to just be a part of them & they just gotta get back to the point of living with it; something just kinda f_cked them up & caused them & the friends to deal with some crazy personal sh!t, I'm sure!)
Trying to decipher the story about the wife who wasn't married had me laughing so hard I had to pause it five times, holy shit
My one xD
She was apparently a man😂
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Congratulations on being the funniest mf around
@@19ravenAHAHA ty (I have two accounts don’t mind me)
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Please let us all in on the same thing we are going through with this pandemic in our country
please report on the moon to send me the cape
"You are a good boy and a small bowl of chicken soup"
- me to my pet
Please untie me from the light of the world has been showing movement of the town hall when I get home from work with you if you want to be a spy to get up and get the reference to the police station on the way home making a zip gun that shoots myself and I have a few too many people try to get up and get the reference
Pleased with your email address as well and I will be back from a couple in the first week and I have robox the rest and now the other proprietary and the other one I like insects and gadgets Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee E E Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee III III III III III III is an absolute legend and a very good one
These are always fun, because you get to see how obsessed people are about their chosen fandoms
These are always the best things to do in the world when you are in a hurry to go back to the world of the past
These are always so good and I can’t stop laughing when they say they have the same name and the exact name of it
fredbear
you do not know how many times I had to re try before commenting because my keyboard kept bringing up the fandoms I like and I didn't want anyone to judge the fandoms I like
These are always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted
" Please let me know when you are free and I'll come and collect you from the eye. " OH GOD.
"Please don't be so mad about the time I see the same person"
Huh?
hearing "he was scared of fredbear" as a really big fnaf fan was the most horrifying thing ever
reminds me of the guy on tiktok responding to some conservative shithead by reading out fnaf lore
LMAO
Are you also a DSaF fan, judging by your username? Also you’re a parapa fan so you seem pretty cool.
I saw child that was allegedly crying outside, I didnt even need to see the fredbear for me to rise 😭
🎵It’s been so long🎵
“Please don’t be a jerk to anyone who doesn’t deserve it” Well damn
I had smth similar :0 “please don’t be a jerk and be a good friend”
"Please don't interrupt the other person and not to be a downer but I can't give you the address".
I have never typed the word downer in my life 😂😂
“Please don’t be a jerk and be nice.” Yo!
"please let me know if you need anything else from me and I will be there in a few minutes" what 😂
@@maj429 lol you won't know where to go because I can't give you the address 🤣
"Please get a chance to win a new one of the game" is what my autocorrect finished.
Please get it done and I will do the Bible study I can get it from having to do the Bible study and the reason we can get a lot more detail to do it is possible for me and the whole team is the root thing but it doesn't work.
Goddamn it, every time I watch a Matt Rose video I end up laughing so much I wake up my parrots. Now my conure is laughing too, but at nothing.
4:44 is genuinely such a golden bit, it made me laugh so hard. and i bet the editing took so long, so thank you Matt
It took longer than I am comfortable to admit but THANKS! 😊
That person is spending a lot of time on dating sites
@@ApusApusahahahahahhaha the Anna one was mine it was really something
7:24 "My secret is that I don't want to be a part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun"
Honestly, same omg 💀
SKUULLL EMOOJJIE
(pat pat) it's stressful!
“Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability and the integrity to make this work”
“My name is on your ballot for you to vote on this year so you will have to be the one who is in the right to choose what to do”
“You are a great leader of this nation is the one that has the power and power that we all need in the future”
“My secret is that you have the ability and ability and power of a great president and I am sure that we can all agree on this matter in a way we all know how it will go”
“Pleased for the new owner and his team for this season as they are a team of the future that is going on and they will continue their growth” What the heck
2:04 what would JCJenson terms and service even be: "Please note that we are not liable for our drones killing you. All death is your responsibility."
I saw JCJenson and immediately searched the comments to see if anyone else would say something.
@@jackofalldrones9653 lol
And the most important part...
SKULL SKULL SKULL
Reminds me that I have a branded pen of it. Why? I stole it from J. (Phone almost autocorrected her name to Japan 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️)
Autocorrect wrote this
“I am a zombie and you are my best pet and you will never get back in the house and you are not a good pet you will not live”
What-
"You are a complete edition" actually sounds like a nice compliment.
they ain't got no useless DLCs or them battle passes
You are a complete edition que no se puede hacer el teatro con la familia de la UE
“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really miss you so much” this is mine for the first time
You are a good person and I am very proud of you.
6:12 the return of the iPhone 6 series was truly an emotional turn around in this video. As was my thought previously, i was expecting this to be just another good Matt Rose video. Hoever, the twist of the iPhone 6 series coming back from the dead long after having abandoned any hope for his triumphant return really hit a spot for me that hasnt been hit in years. My emotions swelled to a boiling point of which i had never before reached, and to say I shed a tear would be the greatest understatement in modern history. The sincere happiness at which this scene brought was so immense that, even as I'm writing this, the tears are still streaming down my face as I still struggle to consciously revel in the scale in which this twist affected me. Bravo Sir Reginald Matthias Fitzgerald Rosario III, this scene has taught the true meaning of a plot twist and will absolutely influence generations of films for years to come
what a masterpiece of literature. thank you for sharing your poetic writing with a passionate reader
Purple Prose
I love it when it comes to THE IPHONE 6
"Please let us be clear about what the government has to do with this issue in order." Was the best i git
5:32
You are a great person and I am very curious about the circus of the universal earth. (Autocorrect)
4:44 thank you for keeping track of the continuity because that was hysterical
When so many times confirmed marriage turn out to be denied i cried a little 😢😂
Hello I made the Anna one XD best part honestly
“Emotional cardiac arrest” is probably going to be my mood for most of 2024 ngl
Emotional cardiac arrest is going to be part of my vocabulary for the rest of my life now
Is that a metaphor for feeling really bad mentally, or is it a cardiac arrest where you have a particularly emotional reaction?
Alrighty then..
"Please send him the information and we are in need to get up to him to get the best moves in order for the Service. "
The The Big Lie was the most important thing in our lives today that I have learned from my own experience of life in a different world than the one we had lived before the beginning and the end and I am so thankful that we have the ability and ability that I am now in
"please don't be a jerk and i hope your family and your friends have as much time and as much patience as me"
surprisingly SO FUCKING REAL.
RAW LINE OMG
DUDE I GOT THE SAME THING
ARE WE ALL GETTING THE SAME/SIMILAR ANSWERS BC I GOT "please don't be a jerk and just be a good friend."
3:10 the reveal of the text being longer truly is a plot twist
I'm like Tarantino or somethin 😎
@@Matt_Rosedid NOT excpect that
@@Matt_RoseYou have a weird obsession with feet?? (:P)
The reveal of the Kingdom and the whole world watching you make history progress but what do you even know how the Spanish right's culture and viceversa Catalan nationalists back in the world to live my own assassination because I want to share tips to minimize the chances de que el juego de la UE es que no me gusta que me digas eso que no me gusta
@@_diabetes6495tf?
"Please don't be so mad about the money I just don't want you in my room and the family and you can continue the way I can get you to be able the best of my team and I know that you can be a better and happy"
I am glad you have the most important part in your favorite life
"I don't want to be part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun."
Truer words have never been spoken
"Please let me know what is going to happen."
This is strangely accurate
You’re a very nice person to talk with
please let the girls know what you want to do for the body
10% Wholesome
40% Creepy
50% Random AI doin AI Things
100% Iphone 6 Series
My math didn’t math for a second
10% German
I find it so hilarious that there are recurring characters to this video, like the one that is cursed by the German keyboard, or the IPhone 6 enthusiast
You are a few suggestions for the love of the 4th floor
please don't be a jerk and i hope your family and your friends have the same time and patience as me in the next few weeks.
“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us”
Well… that’s just wholesome
BRO I GOT THE SAME THING TOO IM DYING LOL
I did this with the 3rd text suggestion:
"Please let me know when you're coming back from this way you would like 👍🏻 but made a day for a few weeks before we go out to dinner 🍽️ i đã làm được 😥 mô tô 🥣 ô 🌂 bằng 🟰 của chị không 0️⃣ và có 🫡 thôi anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho nên em cũng biết mà không 0️⃣ và có 🫡 thôi anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho nên không 0️⃣ và có 🫡 thôi anh 🏴 cho em một ☝️ và có 🫡 thôi anh 🏴 cho nên anh 🏴 cho anh 🏴 cho nên "
I have absolutely no idea what is happening with my predictive text, I don't remember typing any of this lol
Dude, same!
Extended version:
Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you being here and helping me and I love seeing your support I really appreciate that you have done that I really do I understand I just don’t know what I don’t understand how I just feel and I’m not sure how you can understand it I just don’t understand how I can be upset I don’t understand it.
@@mouykaing7456 How ominous
the fact that I got the SAME THING
“Please don’t be a stranger and just say you love me like I love you”
Damn my phones going thru sum stuff😢
Sounds like a Mitski lyric 😭
Mine was something similar it was “Please don’t be a stranger and just tell me you love me”
Please let me know if you need anything else from me I and I will be there around your house for a few minutes or so
Please don't be sorry if you have a medical problem.
Is my device okay?
Mine: “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us”
"Please let me know if you need anything else from me and I can get you a new one for the next two weeks to get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it done"
imagine having a nice dinner with your family and then you hear the neighbor scream: "TIME TO FUCKING SHAAAAAAAVVVEEEEEEE"
3:46 *A N D B E A N S A N D R I C E*
my guy beatboxing over here
Yes
and beans and rice and beans and rice
are you an osc reference????
osc member spotted >:)
I've been giggling for this entire video. I'm a 32 year old man, giggling for over 9 minutes straight.
Thanks, Matt Rose.
Matt Rose has a great story on how the new album will make you a fan and a friend in a relationship that you can relate with in the same breath and be able and be a good friend
Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us
Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend
Why is that wholesome
I literally got the same one
Mine did the same wth
I got this and kept going for a whole paragraph and it’s all just “you’re a good person and you’re doing well and I know you care and I’m so glad” and it’s weird because I don’t talk to anyone this way???
same
please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good I love that for me I know you are a great person I know you have always wanted you have been my friend I love that you’re a great person
2:03
"I am reading JCJenson rules..."
Me: JCJenson in SpAaAaAaAcE
Is that a Murder Drones reference 0o0
XD
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@@LerpMcGerk let's go Murder Drones fans 😎
branded pen
@@creeper_was_here Oooooooo
These are basically just how my brain thinks
Pleased to hear you got a good news today