r/Prorevenge My Boyfriend Tried to Microwave my Dog!

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  • @cherrycolareal
    @cherrycolareal ปีที่แล้ว +909

    That boyfriend deserves to be put down. (y'all this comment shouldn't be this popular)

    • @sytherwusky
      @sytherwusky ปีที่แล้ว

      Death is too kind for people like him

    • @cherrycolareal
      @cherrycolareal ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sytherwusky What would you do?

    • @Jadeelmao
      @Jadeelmao ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Period absolutely agree

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne ปีที่แล้ว +15

      reminds me of those two burglars who broke into a notorious gay rapist's house.
      Except they didn't really deserve it, because while they were criminals, they only wanted goods to sell.
      I'd love to lock that boyfriend in a cell with "big burly John", though.

    • @cherrycolareal
      @cherrycolareal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nerobyrne dude, what the fuck

  • @pretzelicious4200
    @pretzelicious4200 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Last story, ruining his life by pretending to be him sending nudes is the LEAST damaging revenge you could've done OP. He should be in JAIL for r-ing you.

    • @jesusofbullets
      @jesusofbullets ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Six feet under is preferable.

    • @AwesomeIan135
      @AwesomeIan135 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@jesusofbullets even six feet under is too good for that guy, he doesn't deserve a proper burial.

    • @YourPal1
      @YourPal1 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@AwesomeIan135agreed. This guy deserves to be buried in the rubbish.

    • @kerribottriell-baxter7345
      @kerribottriell-baxter7345 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AwesomeIan135 so... death by 1000 cuts then?

    • @otrjustin
      @otrjustin ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As much putting him down might so good, jail is better option. It’s never really over. Unaliving someone is something not as satisfying knowing that he would be on the receiving end of R-pe in prison. Should framed him for having underage naughty pics. Then let the jail know why his there. Then sit back and watch his world burn

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Story 3: How disgusting does one have to be to not only cheat, but cheat with multiple guys, including an offender? I'm glad that she divorced, because her ex-husband does not need that sort of toxicity in his life
    And yeah, all OP did was just tell authorities "Hey, this guy is lying about his residence" and the cops followed suit

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yeah, poor guy.
      She didn't deserve him at all. He was willing to stand by her despite her unwillingness to get help. Even without the cheating, he was way out of her league.

    • @justicekingtut3571
      @justicekingtut3571 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My sons mom cheated with multiple people including my ex best friend. She’s messed up. There’s more too

    • @lilithlux8127
      @lilithlux8127 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like he punished the dude more than he punished his cheating ex. Which the dude deserved it but she deserved more then what she got.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm happy she didn't have a kid with the offender, because you can guess how that would have went from her personality.

    • @perfectchemistry8291
      @perfectchemistry8291 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lilithlux8127People deserve "more" than homelessness for cheating? What kind of logic is that?

  • @ladyofrillwater
    @ladyofrillwater ปีที่แล้ว +366

    For those worried: the dog is okay, it doesn't even fit in the microwave, and the description is brief and non-graphic.
    Timestamp: 11:00

    • @supervegito2277
      @supervegito2277 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The title does confirm that ("Tried", not "´did" thankfully), but thanks for a bit more detail

    • @centicrab
      @centicrab ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ty for posting this comment, i had to tap out at the mention of SA. glad to know puppies okay :D

    • @Turbo_Waitress
      @Turbo_Waitress ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you. I was trying to figure that out.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Even just making the attempt marks this guy as a total b-turd. Serial killers often have this kind of thing in their background.

    • @supervegito2277
      @supervegito2277 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@centicrab Severity of crime is Intent x Damage.
      But yeah, it absolutely matters that he even tried. The only thing good is that he failed, so the dog is okay.

  • @EponasTheMimic
    @EponasTheMimic ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The microwaving dog story really hit hard. When I was younger my bio father ended up trying to microwave my cats. He threatened with cut their paws off, microwave them and then throw them out the window and make me watch. There were kittens at the time. I wish he was arrested for these threats but he wasn't. I escaped him with my cats at the age of 17 but I sadly lost my fish and dog. It still hurts to think about

    • @columbiajames1606
      @columbiajames1606 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's not even a father, that's just a gene donor at that point. I'm sorry about your fish and dog, but I'm glad you and your cats are in a (hopefully) better situation now

    • @EponasTheMimic
      @EponasTheMimic ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@columbiajames1606 thank ya and I agree but I think it would be a bit much to call him what I usually do. My cats and me are doing a lot better nowadays, it’s been 6 years and my cats are about 6 years old now!

    • @columbiajames1606
      @columbiajames1606 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EponasTheMimic Nice, glad you all are doing well. Sorry if I overstepped with the father, I have strong feelings about that kind of thing

    • @EponasTheMimic
      @EponasTheMimic ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@columbiajames1606 no no you didn’t overstep at all! I often call him and sorry for my language here, but I call him a Sperm donor as my step dad now is my father

    • @columbiajames1606
      @columbiajames1606 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EponasTheMimic Ah I understand that. Glad you're in a better place. I know I'm a rando on the internet but give your cats pets for me :D

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

    Hitting/abusing someone's dog is one thing, but MICROWAVING SOMEONE'S DOG? Now thats a whole other league on its own.

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right after raping the owner too

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sketanor wtf? You witnessed your dad microwaving a wolf what the fuck?

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That’s some serial-killer-in-the-making kind of stuff

    • @ticiale20
      @ticiale20 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@sketanor what?!? Why????!

    • @emo_grinch_440
      @emo_grinch_440 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sketanor how do you have a microwave big enough for a wolf?

  • @nobodyofconsequence6522
    @nobodyofconsequence6522 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The fact she blows through microwaving the dog as if it's just another one of his stunts shows just what a piece of work this guy it

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    2nd story, I would LOVE to see that mom try to explain in court why her kid was committing a felony and any judge or jury that would even entertain the lawsuit at that point

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kid Kriminal got off easy. 🤨

    • @sassyghost_8
      @sassyghost_8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same. I’d love it even more if the judge laughed and sentenced the kid to community service once his leg healed. Some kids need to learn the hard way.

    • @KumiChan2004
      @KumiChan2004 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure the parents would have went to jail here. Depending on the age of the kid.

  • @vlooranthewise7526
    @vlooranthewise7526 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I like the idea of a mafioso Santa, whose like "Seems like jimmy isn't gettin' the message. Let's send him a message he can't ignore! Take his legs!"

    • @tonyroca5383
      @tonyroca5383 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get his f***ing leg!

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan ปีที่แล้ว

      MOUNT HIS JAWLINE TO THE WALL! Wait no don'tJimmy isn't a dog-microwaving rapist

  • @nomar5spaulding
    @nomar5spaulding ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm concerned that so many people seem upset about the dog, and not upset enough about the rape, and the excellent example of how it so rarely gets reported.

  • @raarasunai4896
    @raarasunai4896 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Anyone who hurts a dog for any reason other that “This dog is literally trying to kill me!” is scum. A person who hurts a dog strictly to hurt someone else is lower than scum

    • @avashnea
      @avashnea ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This applies to cats too

    • @D.S69
      @D.S69 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ​@@avashnea and other pets

    • @raarasunai4896
      @raarasunai4896 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@avashnea agreed!

    • @Digitalfairy
      @Digitalfairy ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And that's exactly why I immediately distrust anyone who's unkind to pets.

    • @caolanochearnaigh9804
      @caolanochearnaigh9804 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with cats.
      I physically cannot tolerate these people's existence.
      They are putrid specks of scum the size of sub-atomic particles.

  • @canisXpolaris
    @canisXpolaris ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I came home from school one day, when I was in elementary, and my cat was panting HEAVILY. I found out my brother put my cat in the microwave "to see what would happen"
    My cat lived several years longer as an outside cat, safe from my brother's sociopathic hands

  • @anime-mun
    @anime-mun ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Microwave a dog? That's just begging for John Wick trouble.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's crazy how she didn't lift a finger to defend herself, but as soon as her dog was the target, she went medieval on his ass.

    • @extremefalcon
      @extremefalcon ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing about not going full John Wick on the guy.

    • @GAMEPRODELTA
      @GAMEPRODELTA ปีที่แล้ว

      Also a good way to get torn apart by the Toxic Avenger.

    • @ivorynk752
      @ivorynk752 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Nerobyrne I know quite a few people who have an easier time standing up to others than for themselves

    • @ivorynk752
      @ivorynk752 ปีที่แล้ว

      forget prorevenge, go nuclear

  • @calebgibbs798
    @calebgibbs798 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Rslash you have gotten me thru some rough times, bored times, car rides, work, and the terrible times. The things you have helped me go thru is insane. Please don't stop posting and don't forget to take care of yourself. Your health both mentally and physically are just as important if not more. 💙💜💙💜

  • @gobliniarz7393
    @gobliniarz7393 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The last story: The boyfriend should rot in jail. He doesn't deserve any compassion for what he had done to OP. Honestly, I do believe that OP went easy on him because he only was socially stigmatized which he does indeed deserve but also he should face the consequences legally. What a scumbag

  • @Sanodi21
    @Sanodi21 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Third story, OP was too merciful. For someone like that, destroying his life includes a very extended stay in prison.

    • @Akira625
      @Akira625 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly, a monster like him should not be allowed to walk free on the streets.

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan ปีที่แล้ว

      Too merciful. Throw him in an orphan stomper and mount his jawline on the wall

  • @hiroshi7025
    @hiroshi7025 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    Don't microwave dogs, people. That's not nice.

    • @iSamYTBackup
      @iSamYTBackup ปีที่แล้ว +75

      if you mess with a dog i am going full john wick you ain't hurting the dogs

    • @gdmathguy
      @gdmathguy ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Don't dog people, microwaves. Not nice that.

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and a literal war crime.

    • @Jasmine-wn9ek
      @Jasmine-wn9ek ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *Phew* thanks for telling me! I was about to microwave my dog to dry her off after a swim

    • @fishyfow3767
      @fishyfow3767 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Man I have nothing to do this weekend now!

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER ปีที่แล้ว +121

    First Story: So basically a known ticket scammer came to the wrong casino by being a Karen and then the employee recognized his name and got him arrested. Not very satisfying honestly
    Second Story: Kid got what he deserved for constantly breaking a mailbox. Should be happy it was sandbags and not something that is stronger and heavier
    Third Story: OP is the friend a lot of people needs. OP got revenge for his friend in 2 horrible people. The sex offender can rot in prision or jail for going after a married woman and the sorry excuse for a wife can suffer being homeless
    Fourth Story: This walking pile of human excrement is a walking red flag that extends to his mother. The moment OP realized that this man is being provided by his mom should’ve been the first red flag OP sees. The second red flag was him hitting her, him telling his mommy, and his mom calling OP a whore and basically defending what he did. The third red flag is his own friends telling OP she should leave him. This revenge isn’t nearly enough since this man RAPED OP! Why is he still walking around free? Why isn’t he in a prison cell?

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo ปีที่แล้ว +32

      About the last OP, is sounds like her mom abused her. Which makes it much harder to see abuse later.
      As for not sending the guy to prison... it is exceedingly hard to get a conviction for sexual violence. Especially when you were in a relationship at the time.

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Ikajo Yeah, and this is the part where people who groan over false claims fail to understand. Yes, false claims do happen and have ruined lives, BUT, they are INSANELY rare, and real claims are not only more common, but unfortunately are almost never punished to begin with, assuming the victim comes out about it at all, as they may not due to the danger of doing so or the fact they couldnt really prove it easily.

    • @WyntheRogue
      @WyntheRogue ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 A mix of both, the victim is often afraid to report out of fear of not being believed and dismissed or are afraid of the harm their assailant is capable of if not properly prosecuted [many a true crime documentary prove this]. Our criminal justice system is broken AF and seldom takes these crimes as seriously as they should be which leaves many a victim feeling helpless and developing conditions like PTSD,agorophobia [fear of leaving the house],etc. Women hesitate as they're afraid of being labeled as lying, vindictive wh*res [thanks to people who have unfortunately abused r*pe reports with false allegations] and men hesitate to report their misfortune as society deems them as "unmanly" for letting an unspeakable act happen like that in the first place so is seen as a weakling/lesser than. [thanks toxic masculinity...] Reform/change REALLY needs to happen with the system IMO. That being said, glad OP finally got out of the fog and through that fog became John Wick.

    • @fdm2155
      @fdm2155 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, I think the 1st story was plenty satisfying. That guy fucked around and found out! As Dark Fluff says, only break one law at a time people. 🤣🤣

    • @Ninjakitsune978
      @Ninjakitsune978 ปีที่แล้ว

      Germany recently FINALLY changed its laws, where if you say no to any part of intercourse and the other person does it anyway, it's r-word.
      I don't know, if it changes the easiness of prosecuting though.
      I believe, that sometimes the cops WANT to do something and just can't.
      Also giving a statement means having to relive a terrible trauma and getting asked questions like the other person doesn't believe you. Even if they do, because they need to make sure. And that's not even court...

  • @yilincai5873
    @yilincai5873 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I always liked how Dabney replaced the bad wrongs with creative or funny ones, the bleeps this video were kinda jarring. Still grateful for the daily episodes tho

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar ปีที่แล้ว +20

    OP may have been in a dark place, but honestly? I would've EMBRACED the darkness if I were in the same situation.
    I just wish the parents had kicked that ex out and left him to fend for himself, but I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, sadly...
    Indeed, there's no such thing as "going too far" for people like him.

  • @chere100
    @chere100 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The last story... my grandmother (who was evil) had her positive traits. She liked animals and children. When she worked at the steel plant, she would sometimes bring home kittens she rescued from her male coworkers. Her male coworkers liked to microwave live kittens. 🤢🤮

  • @madeline6951
    @madeline6951 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Lawyers recommend: commit only one heinous act at a time.
    *This is not legal advice, lol

    • @fdm2155
      @fdm2155 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also TH-camr Dark Fluff often advised to only break one law at a time. He's read several stories where a criminal gets caught by being an out of control Karen while being on the lam OR in a stolen vehicle OR while in possession of illegal drugs/guns. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603
      @yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@fdm2155 I'm listening to him right now lmfao. He's a funny dude!

    • @ivorynk752
      @ivorynk752 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you have a dead body in your trunk, you drive the speed limit.

  • @phobiawitch835
    @phobiawitch835 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That last story was just, making my blood boil. So when OP said they felt bad about it, I out loud (thankfully no one around) said “nah, feel good about it. EMBRACE the villainy”. The revenge was so good. Though I almost wish it had gone even FURTHER cuz it almost feels TOO simple a punishment to make this man a shut in woth no life

    • @Godzilladino
      @Godzilladino ปีที่แล้ว

      She should've went full on nuclear. That piece of shit shouldn't even have a place to live

    • @lexiwhitmore2197
      @lexiwhitmore2197 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The guy had all that and more coming to him. That said, I don't think it was okay that OP basically sexually harassed his female acquaintances to do it. They were collateral damage, and that's kind of upsetting.

    • @yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603
      @yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@lexiwhitmore2197 As much as I want to defend OP I really can't... Like yeah, what happened to her is fucking horrible and that man deserves hell but she def didn't make a good choice by her revenge.

    • @Loralis_
      @Loralis_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lexiwhitmore2197 AGREED. I've been harrassed by non consenual pics etc and dude it does damage. I think it was a bit selfish why hurt other women to get your revenge

    • @Loralis_
      @Loralis_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603 Thank you dude, I was shocked when I heard this story and like Im a survivor myself but that was just bad

  • @deborahdicesare9042
    @deborahdicesare9042 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Last story: To be honest, that was hard to listen to, I can relate unfortunately to a lot of what OP went through. I’m so glad that she got away from her abuser and got a little bit of payback (not as much as he deserved though)

    • @vincenttrigg4521
      @vincenttrigg4521 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey just wanted to say I'm sorry to hear that you can relate to the situation
      I hope you're doing better now

    • @deborahdicesare9042
      @deborahdicesare9042 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vincenttrigg4521
      Thank you, I truly appreciate that. I’m doing great now, lots of therapy. Going NC with toxic people was the key though, once I did that everything started to fall into place. I hope you too are doing well, I really appreciate you taking the time to wish me well, again, thank you.

    • @vincenttrigg4521
      @vincenttrigg4521 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @deborahdicesare9042 my mom went through a lot of crazy shit with my dad. They did eventually get separated but he still put her through so much legal trouble after.
      Even just watching what he put her through was rough. He only abused my siblings and I verbally, psychologically, and emotional but he put her through every form.
      It required lots of therapy as well just to deal with the trauma but also so we wouldn't end up like him.
      We are really lucky though. He put in an effort to change. Like it was basically either he worked on himself or we just wouldn't contact him, me especially. He still has his moments but he's come a long way. I wish all could change like that but its just not possible for everyone unfortunately...
      The entire thing is a really long story so hard to say it all in one message haha I'm sure you feel the same.
      Also I know people don't really reach out to check in on others and listen to them, it's not done nearly enough so I do my best. I'm glad to hear you're doing better and thank you for wishing well for my being as well!
      If you'd like to chat more I wouldn't mind adding you somewhere if you wanted to, even if it's just incase you need someone to vent to :)

  • @FalconStorm
    @FalconStorm ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Santa’s going green. “You know what I give naughty kids?” “Coal?” “Coal? That ain’t good for the environment. Nah kid, these days I give casts.”

  • @JustSomeSophie
    @JustSomeSophie ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Marry the dog, microwave the boyfriend. That would be my move. Screw that guy!

    • @johngennaria
      @johngennaria ปีที่แล้ว

      The microwave don't deserve to nuke shit like him. Though if he was in a cremation furnace........

    • @zenmaster8086
      @zenmaster8086 ปีที่แล้ว

      marry the dog?

    • @zenmaster8086
      @zenmaster8086 ปีที่แล้ว

      😐

    • @JustSomeSophie
      @JustSomeSophie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zenmaster8086 Obviously not being genuinely serious, I'm sorry if that wasn't clear lmao

    • @MiraTheWarlock
      @MiraTheWarlock ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JustSomeSophie I'd still be serious about the microwaving boyfriend idea-

  • @Gothymothyhotty
    @Gothymothyhotty ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I feel soo bad for the woman in the last story.. I’m honestly surprised her family didn’t encourage her to report his SA and attempt redrum of a dog.. the way I would haven’t stopped till the broom popped an eye out 😡….

    • @ClashOftheSea
      @ClashOftheSea ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's possible she was too ashamed to tell them about the SA. Which is sad, though not uncommon.

    • @Gothymothyhotty
      @Gothymothyhotty ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ClashOftheSea That’s very true, that is her business and she shouldn’t feel bad for not telling anyone/ reporting it… I’m angry for her, I’ve been in a financially/ sexually abusive relationship before. It’s so painful hearing it happening to others. I’m glad she is free from that horrendous situation.

  • @anonymousllama014
    @anonymousllama014 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    With the last story, she *should* be proud about that. She did an amazing thing for society

  • @iononcantomascrivo
    @iononcantomascrivo ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As someone who just lost my fur baby of twelve years, this story really hit me in the heart. How anyone be so freaking awful to an animal, it still baffles me.

    • @markedwards3647
      @markedwards3647 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not baffling. There are beings that are shaped like humans, and talk like humans. but are not human. At least 5% of H. Sapiens are pathogens.

  • @Jay-Gruener
    @Jay-Gruener ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The last guy deserved everything that came to him and more.

  • @TsukiKageTora
    @TsukiKageTora ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would have blasted what happened all over social media if I was OP. He r-ed her to “bribe” bee into buying him a game and when she said he r-ed her, and he put her innocent dog in the microwave to try and kill it because he was called out for what he did. This person should be in jail.

  • @hermeticbear
    @hermeticbear ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Isn't vandalizing post office property a federal crime? And the mother was going to sue? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wildstorm3486
      @wildstorm3486 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh I would have loved for her to go through with it. I’d have loved to be in the hypothetical court room.

    • @susangrande8142
      @susangrande8142 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like it to me. I know robbing postal carriers is a federal crime. A couple of stupid kids here in my town tried that a few years ago. They’re in a federal pen.

  • @BunnyQueen97
    @BunnyQueen97 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I was in a dark place.”
    No girl, you were seeing the light for the first time in years!!!

  • @sakilynn
    @sakilynn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Last story: dude assaulted her, and tried to microwave her dog. Calling the cops would have been kinder, but he wouldn't have lasted in prison once he admitted to forcing himself on her. OP's revenge was a curse with a hidden blessing, but something tells me he's still gonna find a way to screw himself over.

  • @SkyEcho751
    @SkyEcho751 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Story 1: The first rule any good criminal will tell you is that if you want to get away with a crime, act extremely courteous to not draw suspicion.
    Story 2: The kid was technically committing a felony by breaking the Mail-box, as they are usually considered 'federal property', and as such are protected quite well in legal terms.(if I understand things correctly)
    Story 3: WOW, she fully deserved this, good job OP for being the courier of Justice.
    Story 4: This man is a bastard, just straight up a cruel person who deserved everything he got. He clearly hasn't changed for the better since getting smacked down for his deeds.

  • @TheAidanodian
    @TheAidanodian ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yknow I think it’s kinda obvious, even if you’re one of those sex offenders put on the list for dumb things like peeing in public at age 18, that regardless of how you ended up on that list you should probably stay far far away from weed and guns as fun as those things are on their own.
    Edit: also agreeing that this is a perfect example of easy revenge. Dude broke the law and someone reported it.

  • @LaurenThePetLover
    @LaurenThePetLover ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There's this old urban legend that, if memory serves, a little old lady had just gotten a microwave for the first time. Like when microwaves were a somewhat newer invention and she'd been reluctant to get one if I remember right. But once she got it she loved it! One day she bathed her small dog (poodle?) and thought, hey, this new microwave thing would probably dry him off pretty fast. Well let's just say she never had to worry about washing or drying her poor little dog ever again...
    Thankfully, that story's just an urban legend. And even if it did happen, it was an older lady with new technology who was kind of clueless and it resulted in tragedy.
    It's hard to imagine deliberately putting a living creature in a microwave out of malice! That dude's a real piece of work!

  • @kevintull3302
    @kevintull3302 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Last story: if i would be the father i would have let him come over to get his stuff but unfortunately he would have a deadly accident.

  • @darkxemjas2910
    @darkxemjas2910 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Scumbag Boyfriend: "You wouldn't give me money, so I'm going to nuke your dog in the microwave!!!!"
    Also Scumbag Boyfriend: "What did I do to deserve having my life completely destroyed?!!!!"
    Me: I'd say that Scumbag Boyfriend got off easy.

    • @johngennaria
      @johngennaria ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't worry. He's got a conga line of semi trucks with karma on the way

  • @itsybitsybosmer
    @itsybitsybosmer ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry. You'd not shout, and I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to break your legs.

  • @justabunneh6490
    @justabunneh6490 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know what would really hate messed his life up? Being legally convicted for rape.

  • @Onsvaltti
    @Onsvaltti ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The mailbox story is even funnier if you know that "santa" means sand in finnish

  • @aliddin0
    @aliddin0 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the “Ruined” ( 7:05 ) part of the video:
    As the chorus of Cell Block Tango says “He had it coming, He had it coming, He only had himself to blame.” Perfect act of revenge.

  • @BVBGirl-3313
    @BVBGirl-3313 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mailbox story
    ...
    Had kids kicking down our mailbox cuz they moved the bus stop closer to our house. So my dad cemented it in and covered the raised cement block with mulch over the weekend. Sure enough that monday we see the cement through the mulch, someone tried and probably broke a toe 😂
    Shortly afterwards they moved the bus stop back to its original spot, that was due to other reasons. One stupid parents didnt want their kids to have to walk far. Two those stupid parents would congest the entrance of the subdivision and would park blocking mailboxes and driveways. We almost hit a car pulling in cuz they were partly blocking our drive on one side and another car on the other side. So yeah people complained of not getting mail and being blocked from their homes. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @susangrande8142
      @susangrande8142 ปีที่แล้ว

      In my city, the police come and ticket the cars and have them towed at the owner’s expense.

    • @BVBGirl-3313
      @BVBGirl-3313 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susangrande8142 um im talking about ilding or parked cars with people in them. They were only there around the time kids were being dropped off at the new bus stop. My school didnt have a bus system so my parents drove(elementary I was in daycare) the time im talking about i was in Jr high school and didnt have sports practice and my dad use the time for his split shift to pick me up and drop me off at home, so we got home before the buses did.
      But a cop wont tow or ticket them, by the time one would have come they would have been gone as the bus dropped kids off shortly after we got in the house.
      That location didnt last and the bus stop was moved back to its original spot.

    • @susangrande8142
      @susangrande8142 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BVBGirl-3313 people in my city would/could still complain about the cars blocking their driveways and mailboxes.

    • @BVBGirl-3313
      @BVBGirl-3313 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susangrande8142 uh obviously people did but that doesnt mean the police will ticket them or could have them towed. As i said the parents were in the cars you cant tow a car with a person in it. The cops would also just have requested them to wait some place else, or would tell us to deal with it cuz they only there foe about five minutes. After complaints to the neighborhoods very loose interpretation of an HOA, they called the bus route people and schools ans moved the bus stop back to its original spot. After that things went back to normal and parents didnt feel the need to wait for them in cars at a stop further from their home and near a very busy main road. Im also sure the city complained of more traffic around rush hour due to the new stop and it cloggs a road connecting high ways.
      All of this was ironed out without the need for cops.

    • @susangrande8142
      @susangrande8142 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BVBGirl-3313 Well, good; I’m glad to hear that all’s well that ends well. I’m glad your street is peaceful and working well again. 🙏

  • @SaltyRocksPew
    @SaltyRocksPew ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude? He literally r-worded you?? He should be in prison getting r-worded by bigger men, not living up the unemployed lifestyle on his mom's dime. You could literally burn his house down and I'd only say that's slightly over the edge of what's expected.

  • @joshfly210
    @joshfly210 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m not blaming OP in “Ruined”, but damn it’s really hard to hear somebody go through all that and not leave. I had to turn away a couple times and feel a sense of remorse that she had to go through that and anger.

  • @chriscarpenter3370
    @chriscarpenter3370 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    op's bf in the last story deserves nothing but death by firing squad

    • @seabass819
      @seabass819 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Too merciful, death by fire ants would be better. Gives him time to reflect.

    • @luna_theraider
      @luna_theraider ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But guys we need to tar and feather him first.

    • @DarkStarCoreX
      @DarkStarCoreX ปีที่แล้ว

      What about a year in cryogenic refrigeration, then 10 years in a chamber where robots scream at him, then some robot with a singular yellow eye kills him.
      Oh wait... ah damn it that's a fictional game.
      Yeah just leave him trapped in a cage in a room that is usually full of screaming 2 year olds until he dies of starvation.

    • @chanterelle483
      @chanterelle483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DarkStarCoreX What even is a pyrogenic refrigeration?

    • @DarkStarCoreX
      @DarkStarCoreX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chanterelle483 Idk but Simon Cowell wants to be cryogenically refrigerated when he dies.

  • @PassiveSmoking
    @PassiveSmoking ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cruelty to animals is a huge red flag (as if any more were needed by that point) for psychopathy. I'm glad OP did what she did, because if she'd stayed with this creature we'd probably be reading about her in the obituaries by now.

  • @TheEDFLegacy
    @TheEDFLegacy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hey @rSlash, what are your thoughts on the Reddit blackout? Considering how impactful it may be, I think it's worth writing up a community post on your thoughts.

    • @AnUmbreonNamedRaire
      @AnUmbreonNamedRaire ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I've been waiting for an update from him - I've been wondering how this is going to affect reddit TH-camrs

    • @wowgek7
      @wowgek7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why are they doing it though I dont have an account there and eaperently people without an account shouldnt be explained on why

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wowgek7 TL;DR: Reddit is giving developers 30 days notice that they'll be charging a significant amount of money per API call, from originally charging nothing at all. In the case of this one developer, that's going to suddenly cost him $20 _million_ a year. That guy in question is the developer of the Apoolo app, which is an _extremely_ popular and useful app.

    • @platannapipidae9621
      @platannapipidae9621 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'll leave communities that won't participate. i don't want to use a platform that is infested with spam as much as youtube.

    • @bridi0821
      @bridi0821 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wowgek7 Reddit is changing their policy to basically ban people posting stuff from 3rd party apps (which would basically doom multiple subreddits).

  • @juanhaines7295
    @juanhaines7295 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Title story this poor op. Hopefully she heals from all she's been through.

  • @TheMysterieRPGguy
    @TheMysterieRPGguy ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:10 You have to censor the word weed now to get it past TH-cam demonetization?! That is absolutely ridiculous.

  • @FunnyAcolyteExplains
    @FunnyAcolyteExplains ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You microwaved my dog, when I specifically asked you not to?

  • @willlevesconte3816
    @willlevesconte3816 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "it's not them, it's the illness" total copout

  • @zimonzieclown1633
    @zimonzieclown1633 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:31 Santa probably: "Pound sand, ya little turd!"

  • @emmanorman8172
    @emmanorman8172 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why the heck wasn't the karate kid wannabe charged with a federal crime for damaging a post box/mailbox?

  • @yellowbunny812
    @yellowbunny812 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Why are all these people just so evil, most of them for no reason.

  • @immortaliron2475
    @immortaliron2475 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, I think we should teach kids that Santa will break their legs if they’re naughty.

  • @rentheseer190
    @rentheseer190 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would argue that Krampus would be more in line with this than Santa.

  • @mad-mason0319
    @mad-mason0319 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude would have been shot without a second of thought for trying to microwave a dog. I mean the whole magazine.

  • @kg5626
    @kg5626 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dog story: I hope OP has gotten a massive amount of therapy. I understand trauma bonding so I hope she is able to see her worth now.

  • @Night-1331
    @Night-1331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last story, I was honestly expecting her say she beat the crap out him with a frying pan. I would have broke out the damn cast iron

  • @janputz4157
    @janputz4157 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah that last story is kinda weird in the sense that OP apologises for her revenge act but considering the guy could be several feet under dirt is no understatement. Some people just shouldn't wander this planet man.

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Santa Clause went "Ho Ho Hold my beer" and gave some people sandbags for that kid

  • @BeefIsCheese
    @BeefIsCheese ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much for listening to people's feedback and not doing ai thumbnails, i think we all prefer the og thumbnails

  • @GeneralESB
    @GeneralESB ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Last story: after forcing himself on OP and trying to kill her dog out of spite, I’m surprised she had enough restraint to grab a broom and not a knife or something else that’s nice and sharp.

  • @novacommander4297
    @novacommander4297 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Last Story:
    Boyfriend: [attempts to microwave dog]
    *John Wick would like to know your location*

  • @dethkruzer
    @dethkruzer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 4: frankly, the revenge involved nowhere near enough baseball bats, broken glass, fishhooks, and/or hot sauce.

    • @susangrande8142
      @susangrande8142 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh, now THAT’s a combination: fish hooks AND hot sauce! Together in the same act of violent revenge! 😈

  • @linda-0587
    @linda-0587 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nope nope *NOPE* , immediate grounds for arrest on charges of Animal Cruelty/Abuse, also worth several nice broken bones and open compound fractures 😡🤬👿
    …AND CHARGE HIM WITH SA, *IMMEDIATELY!*

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, watching RSlash is usually one of the first things I do when I get up, but I'm not ready for this title. I need to be in a better mental place before I can watch this.

  • @Thememester439
    @Thememester439 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 3 OP: "wait, isn't this illegal? Hey cops, isn't this illegal" "wow, yeah, thank citizen, that's super illlegal we'll take care of it"

  • @zaczane
    @zaczane ปีที่แล้ว

    As an Avid Weed & Psychedelic Advocate who Pays my bills & Works a full time job.
    The Boyfriend in this story Pisses me off, beyond the obvious reasons.
    Enjoying drugs is NO excuse to act/be that way.
    Drugs do not make you this way, that’s just a crunch for their ego.

  • @justicedunham4088
    @justicedunham4088 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cheating is one of the worst things you can do to someone. Cheaters should lose all rights to shared property in a divorce

  • @brettholley7095
    @brettholley7095 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo honestly that last is more nuclear revenge and I’m all here for it 😂

  • @giggle_snort
    @giggle_snort ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1. It's a tale as old as time. Guy steals some shit, manages not to get caught. Guy goes on to steal more shit. Guy gets cocky about it, and becomes more and more reckless when he steals shit. Guy inevitably gets caught stealing shit. How many true crime stories follow this exact pattern? A metric fuck-ton, at the very least.
    2: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
    3: I agree, Dabney, the best part of that revenge story is that OP did nothing beyond following the law, and it was _perfect._
    4: There are no words strong enough for the visceral hatred I have for this complete stranger. He deserves every bit of what he got and more. _Much_ more. INFINITELY more. I hope he burns in hell.

  • @TwinkieMouse
    @TwinkieMouse ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:50, bruh, feel bad for the random guy on Craigslist. Why do you do him dirty like that

  • @tiffany02020
    @tiffany02020 ปีที่แล้ว

    TW animal death:
    I had a teacher who told us a story of when she was a kid. She found a (already dead) frozen kitten outside their house in the middle of winter and brought it inside. Panicking and being a dumb child she tried to microwave it to warm it up. Thankfully (in this specific context) the cat was already dead and the parents caught her and stopped her before …. Well bad things would have happened.

  • @deballen7031
    @deballen7031 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My God, that last story was a real shocker! I have no words....😳....none that could be printed anyway.

  • @rhondacarter81
    @rhondacarter81 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude would never sleep soundly again,he would be too afraid of me.

  • @theenddragon9
    @theenddragon9 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Hey! Don’t eat my underwear!”
    *keeps eating underwear*
    “That’s it, into the microwave with you!”

  • @ryanb398
    @ryanb398 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Story 2: Santa is well on the path to the Futurama version!

  • @koopatroopa7968
    @koopatroopa7968 ปีที่แล้ว

    The reaction I had when the boyfriend tried to microwave OP’s dog is the exact same reaction peter griffin had when Meg got pregnant

  • @jessicae1298
    @jessicae1298 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kinda hoped the last story would end with the ex "suddenly moving to Alaska and losing contact with everyone" and OP adopting two more dogs. I guess there is still time for him to uh... go somewhere remote and never be heard from again.

  • @Ryanthusar
    @Ryanthusar ปีที่แล้ว

    Story 3 - Not just a matter of breaking his parole, which he may or may not have been still doing. He was in breach of his conditions regarding being a Sex Offender, that being you MUST inform them of any change in living conditions. Now one good thing is that OPs friend didnt have any children with that woman, because if he did and she had been given custody with that divorce, he could have immediately filed for 100% custody for two reasons, one because she was now close to being homeless and not able to afford things, and the second reason, the BIG reason, she put those children into danger by allowing a Sex Offender to stay under her roof. Doesnt matter if he is a child sex offender or not, he is still a sex offender and the courts dont like that.
    Story 4 - OP should have immediately dialed 911 and tell them her rapist was still on scene.

  • @Swnsasy
    @Swnsasy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So it's not to Santa, it's too Sanda.. Yep, I'm here all week people!! 🤣🤣

  • @Fran10969
    @Fran10969 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Haven't heard the dog story yet. Will edit after. BUT! If anything, you're supposed to microwave hot dogs. Ya know, like Oscar Meyer...
    Edit: okay WOW so uhhhhh making sure people stop breathing forever is bad but if someone were to make that happen to a POS like OP's ex...nothing of value would be lost.

  • @jadusstone
    @jadusstone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i would have made an anonymous tip animal services that he enjoys torturing animals depending on what state you live in they take that very seriously and will go to the residence with a warrant if needed. it would have just made his life even more miserable cause if they find something that concerns them in his moms house (ex a loaded gun not properly secured or put away) they will call police and they will do a full sweep of the house

  • @feroxsayshello518
    @feroxsayshello518 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, writer of the story 'ruined', you are not alone in this world and people who can even glimpse an understanding of the situation, are supporting you. Stay courageous. Don't lose yourself for ANYONE. Be strong because you are right.

  • @sladesilver2955
    @sladesilver2955 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With everything that happened in the last story, I’m surprised it didn’t go Nuclear

  • @barrybee4610
    @barrybee4610 ปีที่แล้ว

    If someone tried to microwave my dog, I too would grab the nearest long thing and start jabbing it at their stomach. The only difference I'd that I'd be a 6ft man that collects spears.

  • @andrewlanglois6362
    @andrewlanglois6362 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:41 It was all in the pursuit of justice. Be the 🦇, you are the🦇

  • @reffk5306
    @reffk5306 ปีที่แล้ว

    not even dogs will microwave other dogs.

  • @fnvfan0145
    @fnvfan0145 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Kick-Ass taught me anything, it's that microwaving live mammals is not a good idea.

  • @DeadDancers
    @DeadDancers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People who are abused on so many levels but can’t see it until things get so extreme are such a tragedy. So much wasted time, so much unnecessary suffering and sometimes it ends in murder, not pro revenge.
    Such ouch.

  • @your_local_questerian
    @your_local_questerian ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:42 her boyfriend r worded her (I can't say the full word because of TH-cam rules)

  • @pjpleiss
    @pjpleiss ปีที่แล้ว

    On the final story, the OP didn't go nearly far enough. The setup he had with his mother sounds suspiciously to me like a coordinated malicious hustle. If the guy and his mother fell into a woodchipper I don't think they would be missed.

  • @CassiusKent
    @CassiusKent ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too many people feel bad about going full scorched earth. Burn it, salt it, don't try again.

  • @Nikodymus
    @Nikodymus ปีที่แล้ว

    Last one? Dude deserved EVERYTHING that happened to him. BRAVO OP!

  • @dawnstone4424
    @dawnstone4424 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Giggled my way through the end of that last story. POS deserved every bit of OPs revenge.

  • @GBunnyG
    @GBunnyG ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Story 3 makes me think I should post my own recent revenge story. But I'll wait until enough time has passed....

  • @Leiliel1
    @Leiliel1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Second story: By the looks of it, Krampus is roomies with Santa and uses the same address. Do not fuck with Moral Goat Man.