The best way to teach is to get your students to care first. Teachers who do nothing but lecture wonder why they have sleepers and apathetic smart asses.
@@ShadowTaipan Yes, 100%. If you want people to learn, MAKE them want to learn, make them chase the knowledge or skill willingly rather then trying to force it down their throats. Some people still might struggle, but they'll be willing to try to learn.
I came here to say “that teacher was a GENIUS” but then saw your comment 😂 I’ve gotta learn to remember that you can get people to do a lot of tasks they’re not interested in if you can frame it in a way that benefits them
I hope the sister doesn't decide to become a thief, now that her favorite movie is Aladdin... or worse, she decides she's Iago and tries to fly out a window.
The last story is an actually educational moment for the kid. Yes he's free to complain about it, but he has to be aware that the consequences can backfire.
LOL This happens all the time with my kids where they think I wont ask questions after they tattle which usually leads to them telling on themselves for their own misdeeds that caused the reaction from the other kid. They are quick to try and get things taken away from their siblings but get upset when it backfires and the thing they are fighting over is taken away from everyone.
@@Olav_Hansen You're the kind of kids parents live in fear of! We always said (out of earshot of the kids) that if our two oldest evr stopped fighting and put their heads together, they could probably run rings around us. Fortunately for us they never did.
Sister: “I’m a puppy! Bow-wee-wow!” Mom: “You’re going to eat dog biscuits.” Sister: “I hate dog biscuits. I don’t want to be a dog anymore. I want to be Princess Jasmine now!”
As a teen, my Sister and I would occasionally nibble a chunk of "Kibbles&Bits" that our dogs ate. It was okay, the different colored bits tasted alike. But it was pretty boring. I wouldn't want to be a dog eating only dogfood.
Story 2: Sounds like a fun teacher to have. And he still made it about art because of glow in the dark paint. Hey, that actually sounds like a good idea for a Halloween decoration
I have 6 brothers. Every. Single. One. went through a phase where they were dogs. My mom just fed them on a plate on the floor. They all gave it up within a week. It's a thing kids do. There were 8 kids, if one felt like eating on the floor for a couple of days, meh, there were bigger fish to fry. Since we never had pets growing up, it was always sort of nice to have a temporary dog LOL.
Asking the real questions here. 😂 Though, with way the story was written, I got the impression that this was recent and the sister hasn’t grown up yet.
@@Deathstorm501 That's true, the story itself was posted a little under a month ago, but again, we don't know whether the story took place when OP and their sister were younger or it happened just recently. But with the lack of context whether that the story happened when they were younger or just recently, I think it's best to assume it happened more recently where both OP and their sister are still teenagers and are still living at home.
@@redtheded5332 the only age mentioned, to my recollection, was the op saying his sister was eight years old when this happened, and it doesn't seem like much time has passed since if her favorite movie is still Disney's Aladdin.
I had a science teacher in middle school who figured out how much I loved animals and set up a trip for me with her and two wildlife biologists friends she had. I spet a Saturday in the Florida keys tagging Osprey chicks and terrapin turtles and exploring mangrove islands. I'm almost 40 and I still have pics from that trip. For the longest time I wanted to be a wildlife biologists and it helped me focus and bust my butt to bring my grades up all through middle school and high school.
As a fellow animal lover, I recommend visiting the Homosassa State Wildlife Park. I used to volunteer there in high school before college got in the way. Great place to see a lot of FL native wildlife including manatees, red wolves, and a LOT of birds.
I read a story once that was much like the first one, but the daughter there was an adult and convinced she was spiritually/ mentally a wolf. She went as far as refusing to walk around on two legs, eating anything other than lean meat, not showering anymore and refusing to wear clothes because “wolves don’t do that”. The mother was desperate to know what to do. That was all there was to the story, but I’m pretty sure the advice from the comments were things along the lines of “drop her off in the woods, because wolves don’t live in a human’s house. She’ll be human again as soon as she gets uncomfortable enough.”
*First OP:* That was wholesome, lol. It's a good thing her favorite movie isn't Pretty Woman, or something like that 😂 *Second OP and Reply:* Shoutout to OP's teacher. I like when teachers get their students excited about the subjects they're teaching. That's a good takeaway, lol
My mom had tried cooking something new. I thought it was good, but my 10 year old brother exclaimed he'd rather eat cat food. So my mom took his plate, went back to the kitchen, and came back with a new plate with a can of Friskies dumped on it. She told him he had to sit at the table until he ate a forkful. He held out until bedtime and was sent to bed with no dinner. The next morning, while the rest of us had pancakes and bacon, he got another can of Friskies with some Meow Mix on the side. He finally gave in a couple hours later and apologized.
Oh god I was the same when I was a little kid xD, I played pretend as a dog all day that day and my mom could NOT get me to stop, until it was time for dinner and she placed my plate on the floor and told me to eat like a dog if I was going to be one. She also told me I wouldn't be allowed to use the restroom and had to go outside if I wanted to be one lol. Anyways, I was then diagnosed with autism at 20 years old.
@@13thMaiden oh for sure. Every time I played family with my friends I was always the dog or cat because I didn't feel like I would know how to act as a wife/husband/sibling etc. Maybe part of it was me also being aroace and so being in a relationship is quite literally inconceivable for me lmao, but also, me being undiagnosed autistic made me feel like an alien a lot of the time
My best teacher was my chemistry teacher. It was filled with students who had to take chemistry as an elective because the other had filled. How do you get bored teenagers interested in science? Explosions. I think once a month we'd spend an 80min class discussing how the reaction worked, what we could expect...and then go to the spare land the school had and do it. Nothing majorly big but just incase we set off the fire alarm ✌
My chemistry teacher: "See the brown smoke from this reaction? This is poisonous, so we should move it under the hood." Proceeds to walk halfway across the room to the hood. 🤦
My Chemistry teacher, Mr. Green, was great. He'd do interesting demonstrations. Once to demonstrate the reaction of sodium metal dropped into water, he set a can of water outside, and the math class was just letting out. The hall was open with a railing. Just as the kids came out, he plunked the sodium into the water..... BAWOOSH!! The water gets blasted up onto those kids! We loved it! 😆
Our chemistry teacher was terrible and we didn't get most of what he was trying to teach. Not good when you have exams. Our physics teacher was great and we got him to teach what some chemistry and explainthe things we didn'tunderstand. He also helped us abit more in our coarse work than he should have and the entire class got near to top marks. Think that's the reason I did better in my science exams than I should have.
One female chemistry teacher's eyebrows were all make-up and no hair. Sadly, she never confirmed if it was the result of a failed experiment or just a fashion choice. I don't really remember any big intentional explosions, but one teacher once showed us a thermite reaction which left a burned hole in the lawn behind the school. Here's a list of some unintentional explosions I witnessed during chemistry classes ( none caused any serious injury): 1. H2 + O2 gas reaction: Teacher apparently just wanted to create a "POP"-sound, but the reaction was strong enough to shatter the test tube. 2. Someone accidently droped some reactive metal in water and then in a panic put on a lid. The lid was launched fast enough to hit the ceiling. 3. Destillation of alcohol from wine. One of the experiment groups forgot to open one of the valves and the pressure built up until the destill setup, which was made mostly of glass, burst. (And no, we weren't allowed to sample our results, although we were old enough to drink alcohol (not in the US)).
That wine story really made me laugh because one of my favourite beers actually is store brand. It's actually store brand craft beer, but it's REALLY good. So if I was at a party and everyone brought nothing but that, I'd probably think I died and went to heaven ^^
Saaaame! One of the cheaper stores in my area has a huge beer catalogue (for a supermarket) and if everybody told me to drink that I'd be happy as can be!
Moral of the teacher stories: not that kids are stupid, but make use of showmanship and things that are relatable to the students to make lessons more interesting.
I'm a teacher (high school and college), and I applaud that teacher who showed them the "ghost." Even my high school students are really just little kids inside bigger bodies, and they love cool stories and fun art projects.
When I was 8 I often pretended I was a horse. I would walk on all fours outside and eat oats and "lick" water out of a bowl. At least I didn't actually think I was a horse so my mom didn't have to do anything about it lol
The next to last story - the talking to the 16YO intern probably worked because he made it personal: "Those people you're looking down on are ALL in a position to really f*** your sh** up with malicious compliance if you piss them off."
I hate when people say that kids are stupid. They are not! Kids are just learning stuff they didn't know before. The amount kids learn no adult can keep up later in life. They are super intelligent.
And both of you are equally wrong... Because that's not intellligence... There are less inteligent children, super intelligent children and just average children~ And saying children a re more intelligent than adults is literally just as ridiculous, because intelligence neither increases nor decreases with age, only knowledge does. And with the advancements of humanity and mostly medicine, the amount of less inteligent humans surviving is actually increasing, because you don't need it anymore to survive in the 1st world. Resulting in every generation to be less intelligent than the last one on average, but also with higher extremes of super intelligent people, because they're less likely to be killed for withcraft, autism or other reasons. So except for events that cause literal brain damage, Intelligence is fixed.
Not what this is but sometimes people with DID have animal alters as a way to cope with trauma…It’s not what the sister has but just letting you know don’t immediately assume crazy
The label story was horrifying, killing an animal just for their muscles and organs to be thrown away because the labels on them were 'ugly' It's tragic.
@@ChiditheLitleo667 she means the meat that got thrown away because some stupid manager didint like hand made labels and instructed the store to pull out of shelves the product until they got standardized labels. They never got those labels so the meat got bad.
I'm the complete opposite of a vegan or vegetarian, but I agree wholeheartedly. Those animals gave their lives so that they could be eaten. There should be some sort of fine for butthole companies like that. So wasteful.
I’m not sure if this is nitpicky, but comparison between the thumbnail versus the actual story is…not even close. The thumbnail is someone acting out a fetish in public - the story is just about a kid being a stubborn kid. It feels wrong to me.
I only met three of my great grandparents. One I only met once. I can vaguely remember that visit because I was about four years old. She was living in an assisted living center (1970's), was dirt poor, broke, but had a small kitchen. She invited us for dinner (supper). In attendance was my mother (her granddaughter), my father, and me. As a four year old I had no idea what was happening. She cooked her heart out for us and while I can't remember what was served, I remember it tasted amazing! Now that I am 50+, I know the rest of the story. For that one meal, she spent her entire month of food budget for that one meal. Why did she do it? Because she knew that this would be the last time she would see her eldest granddaughter and her eldest great grandson because we lived nearly 2,000 miles away.
I don't know if anyone else feels the same... But I feel uncomfortable that the thumbnail implies the dog story being sexual in nature..... And the real story includes a sister that is 8 YEARS OLD..... It set a very uncomfortable tone for this video for me...
First story- If a child is just playing pretend, please dont give them effing dog food for christs sake!! That can make a child very, very sick- There is a good reason why dog food says "Not for human consumption" on the box. Dog food is made of diseased animals, uses ammonia as a cleaner, and has ground up parts of animals that aren't deemed fit for humans. PLEASE don't punish a child's creativity and imagination, no matter how annoying, by giving them potentially toxic food!
Im gonna be honest, the thumbnail image really doesn't sit well with me. That's an adult woman who is engaged in what is likely a consenting bdsm activity. And youre shaming her to shame an 8 yr old girl playing make believe. Do better
Had a science teacher turn off the lights at the beginning of class once--she lit a candle and spoke to us about not making assumptions, then instead of blowing it out, she ate the damn thing. It was a cylinder made of apple with an almond wick. Coolest and most confusing shit if you're twelve lol
First Story is child abuse. Seriously there are FAR better ways to discipline your kid than feeding them dog food. You want to eat like that? You are scrubbing the whole area clean afterwards after every meal. Or ban the movie in the house for acting like that until they know how to separate fantasy from reality. Forcing dog food on a child is completely messed up.
Rslash, you good? Having this kind of thumbnail in reference to a story about an 8 year old? Kinda pervy. Also, calling kids stupid when they're actually ignorant and learning, kinda the point of school...very disappointing
That last story reminded me of another story about a 3-year-old. His parents had 2 rules - no food outside the kitchen, no iPad in the kitchen. So he sat on the floor where the living room ended and the kitchen began. He had the iPad set up on the living room side, and he sat on the kitchen side with his food. Two rules, two loopholes.
The stingy lady bothers me, we didn’t have much money when I was a kid but my mom was very generous. She learned to make tasty food with affordable ingredients like lentils, and she’d toast donated bread with garlic and butter to give it new life. She would feed every child on the block. Friends still rave about her food.
Sister is a dog story... I mean im assuming the sister is young, mom didnt have to poison the kid with dog food. Just let the phase run its course. I remember after watching alot of Lion King and Big Cat Wild that i acted like a lion. Id put tuna in bowl and eat out of the bowl like a cat. My parents just laughed and waited out the phase. Didnt take long before I was a spy and placing motion traps around the house.
Got in little trouble doing something similar to the second story. I was a camp counselor at a YMCA camp one year. I told ghost stories at the camp fire on Tuesdays and Thursdays. One was about a bathroom ghost. Kids rushed the room and I held the door for a second and kids start freaking out. I was not allowed to tell stories anymore.
If OP from the Christmas party story ever sees this comment he needs yo look up the TH-camr Cameron Geller and specifically Freddy frugal then send thise videos to his dad (probably don't show them to his mom) And to the person who kept beringing cheep 6 packs why not jsut tell her to give you the money instead?
With all the teacher stories, the moral of the story is if you make it interesting they will learn. But what kids consider interesting may be something unexpected!
S1: I wish my mom was the same. My little sister used to be so into horses, pegasuses, unicorns, she started acting like one. Crawling around on all fours, neigh’ing, acting like she can use magic. Of course, she was ten and mom allowed her cause she thought it was cute. But at 14, she continued to crawl around on all fours. No horse sounds, or magic, but she continued to crawl. Even up the friggen stairs. Mom still thought it was cute and allowed her to crawl, but not when we’re in public. Now in her 20s, SHE STILL CRAWLS!!! Mom has enabled her behavior since then and it irritates me how this grown ass woman can act like a five year old!! I feel extremely embarrassed to even be related to her, and also ashamed and angry at my mother’s awful parenting.
Just gotta say, people can parent their kids and make the house rules however they want, but I cannot STAND the no tv while eating rule. Also boo, Op, Pokemon is awesome.
That last dude did not just complain about having to watch pokemon. Out of ALL the children's shows out there your complaining because their watching a teen+ show that is hilarious and doesn't have mind numbing pauses every 30 to 40 seconds
Story 1: The mom fed her 8-year-old dogfood for a whole day. Like, you know that stuff isn't good for dogs, it's just they can sell it as dogfood because the quality of dogfood is not controlled by the FDA? Neptune's teeth, I think that might be actual child abuse! Pretty sure even giving that shit to dogs is animal abuse…
First Story: Lol, thats one way to knock a bad habit. I mean sister was acting like a dog so she was fed like one Second Story: This teacher's malicous compliance got the kids to get interested in painting. This is a great teacher Comment: Bro why couldn’t I have teachers like this in that grade? This teacher sounds like a very fun teacher Third Story: This is what happens when u don’t listen to people. If management would’ve listen to OP they would’ve known about the situation and a lot of food wouldn’t have been wasted
dear sister of the first op. it's a very dog-like thing to do to flip over the bowl and scatter the food everywhere. THAT would have been a better malicious compliance
Please stop paraphrasing... You used to be the best because you would read everything instead of selectively paraphrasing and skipping certain things entirely ..
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.. skipping updates is bad enough, but now paraphrasing. Mark Narrations is way better. Too bad, Rslash used to be my favorite. Meh.
Look, I really like rslash, I’ve been listening to him daily for over a year. But am I the only one to that his title and thumbnails are starting to be a bit…. Much?
The hyper intelligent 16 year old story: That’s the kinda arrogant, little shit you’ll get when all you do as an adult in that kid’s life is constantly tell him how amazing, smart, and better than everyone else he is. That was probably the first taste of being reprimanded by anyone in that kids life. Probably taught him basic life skills no one has ever taught him till that day. That’s the kinda kid who would hate to drive because it would require respect for the vehicle, respect for other drivers on the road, and god forbid *gasp* failing at first, basic trial and error.
I have actually turned off the TV while I'm watching it, just because my nephew (the son of sister number 6) wasn't eating his food. I warned him, that if he didn't finish eating, that I wouldn't let him watch TV, but he, incorrectly believed that I wouldn't turn the TV off because I was the one watching it. Now that I think about it, this reminds me of the time I unfriended one of my nieces (daughter of sister number 6) on Facebook because I honestly believed she was too young to be on Facebook. I was talking with one of my sisters (sister number 7) about how I thought it was dumb and irresponsible for parents to create Facebook accounts for their newborns, only to then posting everything about said newborns. And, this led me to telling her that I turned down a Friend Request from a nephew that is the son of sister number 2. Sister 7: But, aren't you friends M.C. Me: Yes. Sister 7: So, why isn't she too young to be on Facebook, when she's a year younger than him? Me: Wait, M.C is younger a year younger than E.P.? She's really that young. I thought she was two or three years older than him. Sister 7: Yeah, she's a year younger than him. Me: I had no idea. Sister 7: AH-HA! So, now you have to accept E.P.'s Friend Request because you're Friends with M.C.! Me: No... (Me looking at her, confused about how she ever came to that conclusion). What I need to do, is drop M.C. from my Friends. Sister 7: (Her jaw just drops).
Kids ARE stupid, but can be extremely crafty. Example from one of my high school (age 14-18) art classes: My school had a full pottery setup, and every teacher that taught pottery (we had 5 art teachers) had their own curriculum. The sole male art teacher, Mr. Ariel (he ruled), as part of his pottery 1 class, had all students make a sculpture of a dude doing SOMETHING, didn’t matter what. He had a photo example of one on the wall-a chef holding up a bottle of wine on a tray, doing a chef’s kiss. This was DETAILED, you can tell whoever made it put in clear effort, but when I asked, Mr. Ariel said the student got an A, but the piece was ultimately destroyed. Why? IT WAS A BONG. We had a bit of a problem with that at my school, being told that all bongs and ashtrays made would ultimately be destroyed. The wine bottle was the mouthpiece, and the smoke would exit through the hat. Kid had made sure the entire thing was hollow, then went above and beyond to disguise it. Not well enough, though. Too bad, it was a great statue! Oh, and I got on well enough with 4/5 of the art teachers that Mr. Ariel let me go home with the “Candy Dish” I made for my mum. xD;
Story 4: Ugh, my grandma is cheap like this, so much in fact that we weren't allowed to celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah (grandpa was Jewish), Easter, etc. Because "we're dirty" she'd always go to our place to celebrate, but she never hosts of even offer food and drink when she came to our events, instead she'd just talk about "forgiveness" and an outdated picture boom of "the baby born in Bethlehem" we eventually stonewall when I was about 17
the teacher was BRILLIANT. he did what the kids wanted and also made them interested in art stuff too
The best way to teach is to get your students to care first. Teachers who do nothing but lecture wonder why they have sleepers and apathetic smart asses.
@@ShadowTaipan Yes, 100%. If you want people to learn, MAKE them want to learn, make them chase the knowledge or skill willingly rather then trying to force it down their throats. Some people still might struggle, but they'll be willing to try to learn.
I came here to say “that teacher was a GENIUS” but then saw your comment 😂
I’ve gotta learn to remember that you can get people to do a lot of tasks they’re not interested in if you can frame it in a way that benefits them
He made it like Rick making Morty to give up from his series idea for Netflix, but reverse.
Yea it's pretty crazy
I hope the sister doesn't decide to become a thief, now that her favorite movie is Aladdin... or worse, she decides she's Iago and tries to fly out a window.
I was thinking the evil wizard Jafar or the pretending to be gilbert gottfried
She's 8, chances are Alladin is not her focus. I was worried that she was fascinated by Rajah. Lord that would be problematic.
Or a tiger
@@ericwilliams1659
Jafar*
@@MissLeoLady
Raja is the tiger.
The last story is an actually educational moment for the kid. Yes he's free to complain about it, but he has to be aware that the consequences can backfire.
LOL This happens all the time with my kids where they think I wont ask questions after they tattle which usually leads to them telling on themselves for their own misdeeds that caused the reaction from the other kid. They are quick to try and get things taken away from their siblings but get upset when it backfires and the thing they are fighting over is taken away from everyone.
@@SailorMya I really don't remember my little brother and me being dumb shits like that. We'd be more likely to cover for one another.
@@Olav_Hansen You're the kind of kids parents live in fear of! We always said (out of earshot of the kids) that if our two oldest evr stopped fighting and put their heads together, they could probably run rings around us. Fortunately for us they never did.
Yep pretty much
Sister: “I’m a puppy! Bow-wee-wow!”
Mom: “You’re going to eat dog biscuits.”
Sister: “I hate dog biscuits. I don’t want to be a dog anymore. I want to be Princess Jasmine now!”
“Okay, here’s your tiger.”
😵
More like: Okay, time to lock you in the house with an evil wizard until a thief dressed as a prince steals you :D
Bring a dog isn't bad. Just ask Yugo.
As a teen, my Sister and I would occasionally nibble a chunk of "Kibbles&Bits" that our dogs ate. It was okay, the different colored bits tasted alike. But it was pretty boring. I wouldn't want to be a dog eating only dogfood.
I used to enjoy eating dog biscuits as a kid. I prefer savoury so they were a perfect snack
Moral of the story : if you have to deal with kids, be it teaching, babysitting, kidnapping, etc be a magician. 😆
well guess what I am doing with kids! Kidnapping!!!!
Hol up
@@josephjohnston4914 yeah, one is not like the other 😂
...wait a minute...
NOT FUNNY
Birthday Boy: *"Go Away."*
OP: "Okay." **goes away**
Birthday Boy: **Surprised Pikachu Face**
It's funny because this is the plot of Disney's Beauty and the Beast (the prince was 11 years old at the time, according to the song "Be Our Guest").
Honestly, being that bratty, his mom should’ve just let them leave to teach him the consequences of being mean and rude.
Story #2: Maaaan, i wanna prank my 4th grade students like this, but I'd get in trouble just for making up ghost stories... 😅
Ya, that's the sad thing about teaching nowadays. Unless you got the lottery class where the parents won't get you in trouble.
Or take the kids down to the school basement
Story 2: Sounds like a fun teacher to have. And he still made it about art because of glow in the dark paint.
Hey, that actually sounds like a good idea for a Halloween decoration
I have 6 brothers. Every. Single. One. went through a phase where they were dogs. My mom just fed them on a plate on the floor. They all gave it up within a week. It's a thing kids do. There were 8 kids, if one felt like eating on the floor for a couple of days, meh, there were bigger fish to fry.
Since we never had pets growing up, it was always sort of nice to have a temporary dog LOL.
The OP of the first story left out vital information.
They never clarified whether or not their sister grew up to be a furry.
Asking the real questions here. 😂
Though, with way the story was written, I got the impression that this was recent and the sister hasn’t grown up yet.
Perhaps that part of the story hasn't been written yet, we don't know how recent this story was
@@Deathstorm501
That's true, the story itself was posted a little under a month ago, but again, we don't know whether the story took place when OP and their sister were younger or it happened just recently.
But with the lack of context whether that the story happened when they were younger or just recently, I think it's best to assume it happened more recently where both OP and their sister are still teenagers and are still living at home.
@@redtheded5332 the only age mentioned, to my recollection, was the op saying his sister was eight years old when this happened, and it doesn't seem like much time has passed since if her favorite movie is still Disney's Aladdin.
@@Deathstorm501
Ok, that makes more sense, since acting/behaving like a dog does seem immature/childish for a teenager
I had a science teacher in middle school who figured out how much I loved animals and set up a trip for me with her and two wildlife biologists friends she had. I spet a Saturday in the Florida keys tagging Osprey chicks and terrapin turtles and exploring mangrove islands. I'm almost 40 and I still have pics from that trip. For the longest time I wanted to be a wildlife biologists and it helped me focus and bust my butt to bring my grades up all through middle school and high school.
As a fellow animal lover, I recommend visiting the Homosassa State Wildlife Park. I used to volunteer there in high school before college got in the way. Great place to see a lot of FL native wildlife including manatees, red wolves, and a LOT of birds.
Have you ended up working in nature?
@@sarahkinsey5434 throughout my 20s I did.
That art teacher is a legend dude
I read a story once that was much like the first one, but the daughter there was an adult and convinced she was spiritually/ mentally a wolf. She went as far as refusing to walk around on two legs, eating anything other than lean meat, not showering anymore and refusing to wear clothes because “wolves don’t do that”. The mother was desperate to know what to do. That was all there was to the story, but I’m pretty sure the advice from the comments were things along the lines of “drop her off in the woods, because wolves don’t live in a human’s house. She’ll be human again as soon as she gets uncomfortable enough.”
That sounds more like some kind of mental illness than anything else
Maybe she was just into petplay but didnt know about petplay. Shame, I'm sure she could find a dom who'd love to play along with that.
*First OP:* That was wholesome, lol. It's a good thing her favorite movie isn't Pretty Woman, or something like that 😂
*Second OP and Reply:* Shoutout to OP's teacher. I like when teachers get their students excited about the subjects they're teaching.
That's a good takeaway, lol
My mom had tried cooking something new. I thought it was good, but my 10 year old brother exclaimed he'd rather eat cat food.
So my mom took his plate, went back to the kitchen, and came back with a new plate with a can of Friskies dumped on it.
She told him he had to sit at the table until he ate a forkful. He held out until bedtime and was sent to bed with no dinner.
The next morning, while the rest of us had pancakes and bacon, he got another can of Friskies with some Meow Mix on the side.
He finally gave in a couple hours later and apologized.
Oh god I was the same when I was a little kid xD, I played pretend as a dog all day that day and my mom could NOT get me to stop, until it was time for dinner and she placed my plate on the floor and told me to eat like a dog if I was going to be one. She also told me I wouldn't be allowed to use the restroom and had to go outside if I wanted to be one lol.
Anyways, I was then diagnosed with autism at 20 years old.
Definitely easier to act like an animal than it is a human sometimes. (Also an autistic.)
@@13thMaiden oh for sure. Every time I played family with my friends I was always the dog or cat because I didn't feel like I would know how to act as a wife/husband/sibling etc.
Maybe part of it was me also being aroace and so being in a relationship is quite literally inconceivable for me lmao, but also, me being undiagnosed autistic made me feel like an alien a lot of the time
We joke that I imprinted on the cats. No clue if I'm Autistic, but definitely neurodivergent with a distinctly feline bent.
My best teacher was my chemistry teacher. It was filled with students who had to take chemistry as an elective because the other had filled.
How do you get bored teenagers interested in science? Explosions.
I think once a month we'd spend an 80min class discussing how the reaction worked, what we could expect...and then go to the spare land the school had and do it. Nothing majorly big but just incase we set off the fire alarm ✌
My chemistry teacher: "See the brown smoke from this reaction? This is poisonous, so we should move it under the hood." Proceeds to walk halfway across the room to the hood. 🤦
My Chemistry teacher, Mr. Green, was great. He'd do interesting demonstrations. Once to demonstrate the reaction of sodium metal dropped into water, he set a can of water outside, and the math class was just letting out. The hall was open with a railing. Just as the kids came out, he plunked the sodium into the water.....
BAWOOSH!! The water gets blasted up onto those kids! We loved it! 😆
Our chemistry teacher was terrible and we didn't get most of what he was trying to teach. Not good when you have exams. Our physics teacher was great and we got him to teach what some chemistry and explainthe things we didn'tunderstand. He also helped us abit more in our coarse work than he should have and the entire class got near to top marks. Think that's the reason I did better in my science exams than I should have.
One female chemistry teacher's eyebrows were all make-up and no hair. Sadly, she never confirmed if it was the result of a failed experiment or just a fashion choice.
I don't really remember any big intentional explosions, but one teacher once showed us a thermite reaction which left a burned hole in the lawn behind the school.
Here's a list of some unintentional explosions I witnessed during chemistry classes ( none caused any serious injury):
1. H2 + O2 gas reaction: Teacher apparently just wanted to create a "POP"-sound, but the reaction was strong enough to shatter the test tube.
2. Someone accidently droped some reactive metal in water and then in a panic put on a lid. The lid was launched fast enough to hit the ceiling.
3. Destillation of alcohol from wine. One of the experiment groups forgot to open one of the valves and the pressure built up until the destill setup, which was made mostly of glass, burst. (And no, we weren't allowed to sample our results, although we were old enough to drink alcohol (not in the US)).
Sounds like the chemistry teacher at my sister’s high school. “Mr. Gotham fire drills” were a monthly occurrence.
That wine story really made me laugh because one of my favourite beers actually is store brand.
It's actually store brand craft beer, but it's REALLY good.
So if I was at a party and everyone brought nothing but that, I'd probably think I died and went to heaven ^^
Saaaame! One of the cheaper stores in my area has a huge beer catalogue (for a supermarket) and if everybody told me to drink that I'd be happy as can be!
Moral of the teacher stories: not that kids are stupid, but make use of showmanship and things that are relatable to the students to make lessons more interesting.
Area manager: “Wait for a new label”
OP: “What’s that wait for the health department, sounds crazy but if you insist”
I'm a teacher (high school and college), and I applaud that teacher who showed them the "ghost." Even my high school students are really just little kids inside bigger bodies, and they love cool stories and fun art projects.
The thumbnail is so out of left field but the story is so wholesome
The wine story is such a gotcha moment, I love it
She's on TikTok...yknow just saying.
She's a dog person or some cracked up shit. White women stuff 🤷♂️
Yeah, I've noticed he's been going hard into both click-bait titles and thumbnails lately.
@@ryurinekohe's been doing that for a long time
@@ryurineko TBF the title is kinda true in this case, just wordplay not exaggeration
@Ryuri the thumbnail is a chick who think she's a dog. So it's not clickbait.
Last story: Average sibling behavior, just telling on each other to the point that fights could break out.
the teacher story was both adorable and delightfully mischievous XD I love when a passionate teacher finds a fun way to do their lessons
I thought the first story was going to a way different direction when i saw the thumbnail
When I was 8 I often pretended I was a horse. I would walk on all fours outside and eat oats and "lick" water out of a bowl. At least I didn't actually think I was a horse so my mom didn't have to do anything about it lol
Don't worry clopping is an accepted furry kink
That's a horse girl, I think a lot of girls go through that phase. It's when it doesn't wear off you need to worry alittle xD
@@13thMaiden Don't worry I'm allergic to horses now😂
The next to last story - the talking to the 16YO intern probably worked because he made it personal: "Those people you're looking down on are ALL in a position to really f*** your sh** up with malicious compliance if you piss them off."
I hate when people say that kids are stupid. They are not! Kids are just learning stuff they didn't know before. The amount kids learn no adult can keep up later in life. They are super intelligent.
And both of you are equally wrong... Because that's not intellligence...
There are less inteligent children, super intelligent children and just average children~
And saying children a re more intelligent than adults is literally just as ridiculous, because intelligence neither increases nor decreases with age, only knowledge does.
And with the advancements of humanity and mostly medicine, the amount of less inteligent humans surviving is actually increasing, because you don't need it anymore to survive in the 1st world.
Resulting in every generation to be less intelligent than the last one on average, but also with higher extremes of super intelligent people, because they're less likely to be killed for withcraft, autism or other reasons.
So except for events that cause literal brain damage, Intelligence is fixed.
We all did funny shit when we were kids.
Not what this is but sometimes people with DID have animal alters as a way to cope with trauma…It’s not what the sister has but just letting you know don’t immediately assume crazy
The label story was horrifying, killing an animal just for their muscles and organs to be thrown away because the labels on them were 'ugly'
It's tragic.
What label story? Were we watching the same video?
@@ChiditheLitleo667- The one about the supermarket meat counter.
@@ChiditheLitleo667 she means the meat that got thrown away because some stupid manager didint like hand made labels and instructed the store to pull out of shelves the product until they got standardized labels. They never got those labels so the meat got bad.
@Chidi the Litleo the one about the food going bad in the fridge. That was left to go bad because the right labels weren't put on them
I'm the complete opposite of a vegan or vegetarian, but I agree wholeheartedly. Those animals gave their lives so that they could be eaten. There should be some sort of fine for butthole companies like that. So wasteful.
Was expecting the first story to be about pup play not about kids xD
I want to see rslash's search history for all of these thumbnails lol
Puppy Girl Jenna
It takes a great teacher to make learning fun. No matter the means!
Yesterday's video: "Karen stole my dog!"
Today's video: "My sister thinks that she's a dog!"
Coincidence? XD
6:47. Truest words ever spoken.
I’m not sure if this is nitpicky, but comparison between the thumbnail versus the actual story is…not even close. The thumbnail is someone acting out a fetish in public - the story is just about a kid being a stubborn kid. It feels wrong to me.
I only met three of my great grandparents. One I only met once. I can vaguely remember that visit because I was about four years old. She was living in an assisted living center (1970's), was dirt poor, broke, but had a small kitchen. She invited us for dinner (supper). In attendance was my mother (her granddaughter), my father, and me. As a four year old I had no idea what was happening. She cooked her heart out for us and while I can't remember what was served, I remember it tasted amazing! Now that I am 50+, I know the rest of the story. For that one meal, she spent her entire month of food budget for that one meal. Why did she do it? Because she knew that this would be the last time she would see her eldest granddaughter and her eldest great grandson because we lived nearly 2,000 miles away.
I don't know if anyone else feels the same... But I feel uncomfortable that the thumbnail implies the dog story being sexual in nature..... And the real story includes a sister that is 8 YEARS OLD..... It set a very uncomfortable tone for this video for me...
Agreed, thumbnail could've been about the ghost story but no, it had to be about the "fUrRy" story. WHAT KID DOESN'T PLAY PRETEND!?
The teacher with the ghost stories is the best teacher ever.
1:00 ashamed to say that wouldn't have stopped child me immediately either 😂
First story- If a child is just playing pretend, please dont give them effing dog food for christs sake!! That can make a child very, very sick- There is a good reason why dog food says "Not for human consumption" on the box. Dog food is made of diseased animals, uses ammonia as a cleaner, and has ground up parts of animals that aren't deemed fit for humans. PLEASE don't punish a child's creativity and imagination, no matter how annoying, by giving them potentially toxic food!
Story 1: why not let an eight year old play instead of sabotaging them into submission
The girl from the first story is going to collect oil lamps soon!
how unrealistically huge does that wine bottle have to be to be for an entire extended family
If she says she is a dog, collar her. 😏
Edit: not if she is 8, but if she is 18+. 😂
Im gonna be honest, the thumbnail image really doesn't sit well with me.
That's an adult woman who is engaged in what is likely a consenting bdsm activity. And youre shaming her to shame an 8 yr old girl playing make believe.
Do better
Pretty risqué thumbnail for a story about an 8 year old. 🤨
Had a science teacher turn off the lights at the beginning of class once--she lit a candle and spoke to us about not making assumptions, then instead of blowing it out, she ate the damn thing.
It was a cylinder made of apple with an almond wick. Coolest and most confusing shit if you're twelve lol
That is epic. Love that teacher
First Story is child abuse. Seriously there are FAR better ways to discipline your kid than feeding them dog food. You want to eat like that? You are scrubbing the whole area clean afterwards after every meal. Or ban the movie in the house for acting like that until they know how to separate fantasy from reality. Forcing dog food on a child is completely messed up.
Ok but why did he use that thumbnail on a story about an 8 year old 💀
Rslash, you good? Having this kind of thumbnail in reference to a story about an 8 year old? Kinda pervy. Also, calling kids stupid when they're actually ignorant and learning, kinda the point of school...very disappointing
Kids aren't stupid, they still think the world is magical.
The thumbnail is such bait. Kinda creepy to hear the actual story is about an 8 year old :/
That last story reminded me of another story about a 3-year-old. His parents had 2 rules - no food outside the kitchen, no iPad in the kitchen. So he sat on the floor where the living room ended and the kitchen began. He had the iPad set up on the living room side, and he sat on the kitchen side with his food. Two rules, two loopholes.
That kid’s gonna be an amazing lawyer. 😂
I saw the picture of the compliance! Gotta applaud that kid’s ingenuity!
incredible autism radiating from the girl in the first story
(not meant to be derogatory, i am also neurodivergent)
The stingy lady bothers me, we didn’t have much money when I was a kid but my mom was very generous. She learned to make tasty food with affordable ingredients like lentils, and she’d toast donated bread with garlic and butter to give it new life. She would feed every child on the block. Friends still rave about her food.
Your mom sounds awesome!
Originally thought the first story was funny, until I heard the age. You fed an eight year old actual dog food? That's disgusting.
Story 2-B: Art time? More like snack time!
Oooh so she was an 8 year old. The thumbnail depicted an adult woman lol, it would've been much weirder
Yea the thumbnail was pretty weird
Sister is a dog story...
I mean im assuming the sister is young, mom didnt have to poison the kid with dog food. Just let the phase run its course. I remember after watching alot of Lion King and Big Cat Wild that i acted like a lion. Id put tuna in bowl and eat out of the bowl like a cat. My parents just laughed and waited out the phase. Didnt take long before I was a spy and placing motion traps around the house.
new. rslash video!! yippee
that art teacher story sounded so much like my art teacher rn so i emailed it to him
Ngl he really had us going for a minute with that thumbnail
Got in little trouble doing something similar to the second story. I was a camp counselor at a YMCA camp one year. I told ghost stories at the camp fire on Tuesdays and Thursdays. One was about a bathroom ghost. Kids rushed the room and I held the door for a second and kids start freaking out. I was not allowed to tell stories anymore.
If OP from the Christmas party story ever sees this comment he needs yo look up the TH-camr Cameron Geller and specifically Freddy frugal then send thise videos to his dad (probably don't show them to his mom)
And to the person who kept beringing cheep 6 packs why not jsut tell her to give you the money instead?
That damn thumbnail...
Yeah it kinda creeped me out when he said it was a child
With all the teacher stories, the moral of the story is if you make it interesting they will learn. But what kids consider interesting may be something unexpected!
S1: I wish my mom was the same. My little sister used to be so into horses, pegasuses, unicorns, she started acting like one. Crawling around on all fours, neigh’ing, acting like she can use magic. Of course, she was ten and mom allowed her cause she thought it was cute. But at 14, she continued to crawl around on all fours. No horse sounds, or magic, but she continued to crawl. Even up the friggen stairs. Mom still thought it was cute and allowed her to crawl, but not when we’re in public. Now in her 20s, SHE STILL CRAWLS!!! Mom has enabled her behavior since then and it irritates me how this grown ass woman can act like a five year old!! I feel extremely embarrassed to even be related to her, and also ashamed and angry at my mother’s awful parenting.
I'm sorry you're mom enabled her. But damn I feel bad for your sister's poor broken knees
man
no wonder god doesn't want to deal with us
Nobody else thinks it's creepy how Rslash used a sexualized thumbnail for a story about an 8yr old? No? Just me?
No kidding right 😰
Sister must be suffering lycanthropy.
My brother who actually voluntarily ate dog food would’ve lasted much longer than OP’s sister did in the first story
Can't watch TV while eating meals? That's pretty weird
Your mom sounds like a really cool teacher, RSlash.
I was on board with the last story until he dissed pokemon. Smh. Pokemons the shit
As a furry, the first story makes me uncomfortable
RSlash - 1 out of 5 BHs.. young kids are not stupid, they are innocent with a mind to grow, experience and learn...BRILLIANT TEACHERS!!!!!!
Last story, the lesson the kid should take away from that is to not argue with someone who said something is okay, it might backfire on them.
Just gotta say, people can parent their kids and make the house rules however they want, but I cannot STAND the no tv while eating rule.
Also boo, Op, Pokemon is awesome.
This ☝️
I love ralash
That last dude did not just complain about having to watch pokemon. Out of ALL the children's shows out there your complaining because their watching a teen+ show that is hilarious and doesn't have mind numbing pauses every 30 to 40 seconds
Story 1: The mom fed her 8-year-old dogfood for a whole day. Like, you know that stuff isn't good for dogs, it's just they can sell it as dogfood because the quality of dogfood is not controlled by the FDA? Neptune's teeth, I think that might be actual child abuse! Pretty sure even giving that shit to dogs is animal abuse…
First Story: Lol, thats one way to knock a bad habit. I mean sister was acting like a dog so she was fed like one
Second Story: This teacher's malicous compliance got the kids to get interested in painting. This is a great teacher
Comment: Bro why couldn’t I have teachers like this in that grade? This teacher sounds like a very fun teacher
Third Story: This is what happens when u don’t listen to people. If management would’ve listen to OP they would’ve known about the situation and a lot of food wouldn’t have been wasted
Wonderful summary of your thoughts of the first story, and I agree! (Pre-edit.) Excellent words. :^)
Lol, perfect and relatable
I agree
I disagree and your take has caused me to lose faith in humanity (pre response)
Or just...comment later?! 🤔
Kinda scared to see Rslash's search history for some of these thumbnails
dear sister of the first op.
it's a very dog-like thing to do to flip over the bowl and scatter the food everywhere. THAT would have been a better malicious compliance
£ are pounds, not dollars. 🙂
Please stop paraphrasing... You used to be the best because you would read everything instead of selectively paraphrasing and skipping certain things entirely ..
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.. skipping updates is bad enough, but now paraphrasing. Mark Narrations is way better. Too bad, Rslash used to be my favorite. Meh.
Kids are such funny little people my nephew is two and when he gets upset he pretends to be a cat
Look, I really like rslash, I’ve been listening to him daily for over a year. But am I the only one to that his title and thumbnails are starting to be a bit…. Much?
The hyper intelligent 16 year old story: That’s the kinda arrogant, little shit you’ll get when all you do as an adult in that kid’s life is constantly tell him how amazing, smart, and better than everyone else he is. That was probably the first taste of being reprimanded by anyone in that kids life. Probably taught him basic life skills no one has ever taught him till that day. That’s the kinda kid who would hate to drive because it would require respect for the vehicle, respect for other drivers on the road, and god forbid *gasp* failing at first, basic trial and error.
RSlash, man, I love you, but I got a big problem with your thumbnail considering the story is about an 8 year old. Yikes 😬
I'm still waiting on the update about the marriage proposal couple days ago
I have actually turned off the TV while I'm watching it, just because my nephew (the son of sister number 6) wasn't eating his food. I warned him, that if he didn't finish eating, that I wouldn't let him watch TV, but he, incorrectly believed that I wouldn't turn the TV off because I was the one watching it.
Now that I think about it, this reminds me of the time I unfriended one of my nieces (daughter of sister number 6) on Facebook because I honestly believed she was too young to be on Facebook. I was talking with one of my sisters (sister number 7) about how I thought it was dumb and irresponsible for parents to create Facebook accounts for their newborns, only to then posting everything about said newborns. And, this led me to telling her that I turned down a Friend Request from a nephew that is the son of sister number 2.
Sister 7: But, aren't you friends M.C.
Me: Yes.
Sister 7: So, why isn't she too young to be on Facebook, when she's a year younger than him?
Me: Wait, M.C is younger a year younger than E.P.? She's really that young. I thought she was two or three years older than him.
Sister 7: Yeah, she's a year younger than him.
Me: I had no idea.
Sister 7: AH-HA! So, now you have to accept E.P.'s Friend Request because you're Friends with M.C.!
Me: No... (Me looking at her, confused about how she ever came to that conclusion). What I need to do, is drop M.C. from my Friends.
Sister 7: (Her jaw just drops).
I kept saying plz be 8 in the first story. Because if she were any older it would be so much worse 😂
The first thing i said when i saw this "wat da banana spilt is this!?"
Happy Sunday everyone! Have a great day ❤
Really fingering the algorithm with that thumbnail mate
Kids ARE stupid, but can be extremely crafty. Example from one of my high school (age 14-18) art classes:
My school had a full pottery setup, and every teacher that taught pottery (we had 5 art teachers) had their own curriculum. The sole male art teacher, Mr. Ariel (he ruled), as part of his pottery 1 class, had all students make a sculpture of a dude doing SOMETHING, didn’t matter what. He had a photo example of one on the wall-a chef holding up a bottle of wine on a tray, doing a chef’s kiss. This was DETAILED, you can tell whoever made it put in clear effort, but when I asked, Mr. Ariel said the student got an A, but the piece was ultimately destroyed. Why?
IT WAS A BONG.
We had a bit of a problem with that at my school, being told that all bongs and ashtrays made would ultimately be destroyed. The wine bottle was the mouthpiece, and the smoke would exit through the hat. Kid had made sure the entire thing was hollow, then went above and beyond to disguise it. Not well enough, though. Too bad, it was a great statue!
Oh, and I got on well enough with 4/5 of the art teachers that Mr. Ariel let me go home with the “Candy Dish” I made for my mum. xD;
Story 4: Ugh, my grandma is cheap like this, so much in fact that we weren't allowed to celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah (grandpa was Jewish), Easter, etc. Because "we're dirty" she'd always go to our place to celebrate, but she never hosts of even offer food and drink when she came to our events, instead she'd just talk about "forgiveness" and an outdated picture boom of "the baby born in Bethlehem" we eventually stonewall when I was about 17