Imagine the mental agony of the thief in the first story, knowing that he can't touch OP for claiming his stuff and it's either take the loss or fight it and get into even more trouble... so satisfying.
Yeah, that OP has a will of steel. I would have gone off on her instantly, telling her that it’s absolutely no thanks to her that I got where I did, and that she is a horrible person and a terrible councilor. I would have made a big scene as to how much she hurt me and how much she needs to find a new career.
OP did great. There was no better revenge. My school guidance councellor was a real b!tch. A horrible horrible person. Here's to you Mrs Robinson - you were paid every week to help and did the opposite.
@@mjouwbuis or say I did have a guidance counselor that treated me like crap and told me I was nothing to my face every time we met. Which didn't motivate me at all.
Just a friendly reminder... NEVER LEAVE THE TITLE TO YOUR CAR IN THE CAR! Anyone can sign it over to themselves and take it to the DMV for a title transfer.
Im sure the first dude will always be wondering, "HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!" but will NeVeR steal from OP again, lest OP do his witchcraft on him again 🤣
When I was nine and my brat cousin was five was being a brat and screaming, pulling my gameboy from me I just poured poured his water bottle over his front and let out a "What The Flip" and told his mom he'd spilled. Between the natural liar/kid acting class tween and the brat who constantly lied for attention it was obvious he'd been bratting again and spilled on himself for attention.
I did an internship at a elementary school and one of the teachers told me that if a student continues to behave badly in school she invites the parents to class and they sit quietly in the back. Soon the student forgets about his parents and continues to behave badly so the parents can see it first hand and scold their child later. Loved this teachers petty revenge.
"without" - you can't be serious? deliberate manipulation by exposing your child to abuse just to get a 4 year old in trouble because you carry a grudge? against a 4 year old child? do you even have empathy?
@@sakatababaumm i personally don’t under why ur mad abuse isn’t anything to do with this and as they said he was ‘too young to understand’ why u acting like this will kill him
I have a sister and a cousin who are like the 4-year-old brat in this story. They're STILL horrendous little shitballs who are causing trouble. My cousin is in middle school, my sister is graduated. You've GOT to teach them somehow and being 4 is the perfect age because that's the stage kids soak up the most information that will carry with them well into their older years. Also 'abuse', lmaoo, the kid was a brat, not an abuser? She could have become one years down the line tho if her behavior went unchecked@@sakatababa
Story 2: Bro, imagine stealing someone's gift card. Like, someone gets a bit of free money to use at a store or restaurant, and then you just steal that money. Why would she do that, that is just EXTRA cruel.
Okay, like, forreal forreal, how exactly is that situation different from: Picking out one, or more, of your roommate person(s), and then stealing their bank card(s)? Or there's also the question: How, exactly, is it any different from just straight up stealing some cold, hard cash from your roommate person(s)? I truly don't understand how it being a gift card and therefore, "free money", makes it any more "EXTRA cruel" than stealing any other flavor of monetary substance from your roommate person(s).
@@lilman641because it was a gift from a loved one, and therefore had some sentimental meaning to it. It’s like the difference between someone stealing a favourite shirt that you had bought for yourself, and them stealing the favourite shirt that you received as a gift for your birthday or for Christmas. Part of what makes the second shirt a favourite of yours is the fact that it was given to you as a gift. So someone stealing it from you is extra cruel.
The Guidance Counselor my youngest daughter had in HS was a miserable old fart who was just waiting for retirement. Junior year I got involved after he told her NOT to apply to any Seven Sisters schools; she wasn’t smart enough. I found out I could demand a change of counselors and sent the principal a couple letters with my daughter. Eventually the principal called me, acted cute until she realized I wasn’t budging and finally said “I think it’s a personal issue and you just don’t like him.” I said I don’t care what you think and eventually got the change. My daughter applied Early Admission to Bryn Mawr and got in. I made sure she handed a copy of it to her EX-counselor.
“I think it’s a personal issue and you just don’t like him.” Damn right this is a personal issue since it involves my own child! Also, I have every reason to not like him considering that he's a crappy guidance councelor! Give me a new one or else I won't stop bothering you about this!!
I was told i was too stupid to go to university due to my dyslexia. I am in purdue now and have a 4.0. Never let anyone tell your daughter her limits besides herself.
That "university material" story hits close to home. I've been told countless times I was good for nothing. I graduated high school 5 years ago and was finally able to get into my first year of university this year. I'm going to be a licensed social worker!
My son decided to audition for his high school’s musical when he was a junior…and got a minor role with a solo. He was thrilled. He signed up for choir class in his senior year. At parent teacher conferences, my husband and I asked about our son studying voice in university as he really enjoyed singing and had, what we had been told, a good voice. We were told he would never succeed in voice at any university “because I have not had enough time preparing him.” Well, he got into a university with a great musical/theater programs and graduated with a double degree in theater and voice/opera performance. His old choir teacher was still at his high school, so he sent her a graduation announcement as well as the program from a local opera company where he was performing.
First Story: So basically OP robbed his neighbor legally? I mean both OP and the neighbor committed a crime and broke into something (neighbor in OP's car and OP in the neighbor's house) but how OP basically tricked this man into giving OP his stuff is hilarious Second Story: Inconviencing someone is the ultimate form of petty revenge in my opinion. I find it funny how stupid this lady was to steal from each roommate. All that was needed to be done was process of elimination Third Story: If I was OP I wouldn’t question things after the first confrontation. Jessica wouldn’t stop using OP's email address so OP can use those free Khols cash rewards Fourth Story: OP grew up around horrible people. OP's step-dad was a narcassistic douche, OP's mom was just his loyal servant, and the guidence counselor was just an unsupportive woman who is terrible at her job Fifth Story: I bet this guy wasn’t expecting OP to hold on to all of the bottles of schnapps and just dump it all on his drive-way. Honestly, I wasn’t expecting the wife to yell at the husband when OP dumped the bottles; I expected her to yell at OP Sixth Story: How to get petty revenge on a 4 year old: get her in trouble with their no nonsense parents/grandparents Seventh Story: Lmao, OP gave this scumbag his horrible life in exchange for a better one. Let the guy have the shitty job, shitty apartment, and the shitty girlfriend all he likes
I had a counselor incredibly similar to that in highschool and it actively ruined my plans in life. I'm still trying to recover, even. It started my freshman year when my mother went to a parent orientation meeting and the counselor insulted the parents on their parenting habits (no, I'm not kidding). My mother called her out, so she started singling me out as revenge. It started off with petty stuff. She mixed up my classes and was calling me to the office throughout the first couple months at least once a week, but usually multiple times, and would tell me the classes I chose I couldn't attend because they were "full." This also included various core classes that if I didn't get would prevent me from graduating. At this point, I didn't necessarily care because I had been a little late with choosing my classes. It wasn't until a friend of mine told me a week later that he got into a class I desperately needed that I realized they weren't full it was that she didn't want me in there. This caused more issues, and apparently any time I was put on a list to get into classes, I would always be at the bottom of the list or however it worked so if it had too many students trying to get into it, I wouldn't get in. I actually had a free period with no classes as a freshman because she said there were none I could join. This led to my mother filing a complaint because that didn't make any sense and the principal sat me down and he put me into the classes I needed. Finally, for the rest of my Freshman year things were smooth. Sophomore year, however, caused the same issues until it was resolved similarly before I got injured. I was in a physical class and was doing snakes and someone accidentally tripped me going down the stairs and it caused lots of damage to my gut and it created a big issue. I had to do schooling at home because if I went to school I was at risk of my stomach outside rupturing and killing me. This is where she started interfering yet again. For two weeks she gave me a runaround on what we called "homebound." Homebound was a homeschooling alternative by the county for students who had crippling injuries or sicknesses that left them bedridden. Depending on the severity and contagiousness, it would be in person or online. She refused to activate it for those two weeks and marked that I wasn't in school or something akin to that. It was at this point Covid started. While everyone had zoom classes and studies, I was given nothing because I was marked as out of school. I called several times asking about my classes and how I could get in, she gave me a runaround. The entire year passed by with this until a week before summer and she finally called and told me I had to complete the entire school year's syllabus within that one week. Obviously, I told her she was crazy. She tried to get me in trouble, apparently, and the principal called me and I explained what had happened. He gave me until next year started to finish my classes and I did for the most part. When my Junior year came around we were still out of school so I picked up a part-time job to support my family because we were starving. During this timeframe, my old counselor had been removed from our class entirely and they said it was because she had caused too many issues, however, she was still at the school. She'd spoken with my new counselor and gave a spiegel about how we were lazy and name-dropped several of us including me, so when we finally got back into school they sat us down. The us being the kids who were behind (mind you the majority were like me and had picked up jobs just to eat) saying we needed to quit being lazy and stop: "playing on our phones, watching movies, video games..." basically everything stereotypical of a teenager with free time. But we didn't have free time. It quickly stigmatized her from us and she realized what had happened throughout the year when she spoke with us and eventually admitted in a chat what happened and why. She was a really sweet lady and tried hard to help us in the end, but the majority of us were too far in the deep end to recover like me. I ended up dropping out at eighteen my senior year because every time I tried to finish school something new would pop up regarding my classes having been screwed with by the original counselor and I decided to get my GED. Best decision I ever made, to be honest.
Guidance Counselor Story/Story 4: If that’s how that woman treats students who need help she has NO business being a guidance counselor. Guidance Counselors are supposed to HELP students not ridicule them. I’ve also had the same guidance counselor for 4 years like OP but unlike the counselor in the story MINE is trying to help me (I’m on my 4th year).
Story 4: apologies to any good guidance counselor who might read this (if any exist) but in my experience, every single one I've met just sucked. They're like average teachers pretending to be a therapist and they're too proud to see how awful they are at it. Again, I'm sorry if an actually good guidance counselor reads this, or someone who's encountered a good one. This is just my experience.
There are a few out there but they’re usually extremely over worked because they’re covering the work load of the bad ones . Meanwhile the bad ones have all the time in the world
I thought mine was good. Then I heard that she didn’t send me all the pictures she took of me before I moved out of the country and they got deleted. So that’s great. The ones I’ve had after were fine though.
Its all a bit different in my country but when I was about 15 I went to my conselor and told her I wanted to apply to so and so. She told me that my grades wouldnt be enough and I couldnt improve them enough. So I spent the last year of that school not doing any assignments. Sometimes I wonder if things would be different had I tried at that time.
@@RisingRevengeance same for me. I wanted to join a physics class because it genuinely interested me, but she said my grades weren't good enough (my grades were pretty good, the lowest I've gotten was 75% but they wanted only A+ students) That pretty much discouraged me from doing anything science related because I was worried it'd be too hard or something. I did join the biology class because that was the only open one and I hated it there. I got my lowest test score ever of 26% and a mutual agreement with the teacher that I'm only here because I have no choice so she just left me alone to draw. And yeah, I do wonder how things would have gone had I taken that physics class Plus side, my drawing's gotten a lot better since then
@@izraelburgess937That's so true! Back in my senior year of HS, one of my class periods consisted of me essentially helping the front office, making calls for them, etc. since I had the majority of my high school credits and was taking mostly college credits. They wanted a way to fill my schedule without me having to retake classes so they assigned me to help the front office of the school, and boy, let me tell you! We had three guidance counselors and two of them did not do their job. One would never be there but when she was, she was still barely there because she would leave for like an hour and come back with food. Or she would keep leaving in and out of the school to do whatever. The 2nd one did not do her job either and would sit and gossip about kids at the school with some of bad front office workers (the front office was literally divided because one half of it hated the other and vice versa). Talking about how certain kids did not have a future and all abhorrent things to say about a student. The 3rd counselor was the only good one but I felt bad for her. She was always running around, trying to get stuff done because clearly, the other two did not pull her weight. She always seemed so tired and busy, and sometimes, you can see it weighing on her by the look on her face. Whenever she wasn't there and took a day off, the front office becomes more hectic and the other two would have to pull their weight finally...that is if the one that was never there was there. If she wasn't, the gossiping one would have to pull the weight of them both and you can tell she hated every single second of it. So, your statement is so true lol
Last story: Imagine the cheating girlfriend's thought process when her new boyfriend gets her old one's job, and then gets a new apartment and offers to show it to her, only to drive her to her old boyfriend's apartment complex and walk her to the same damn unit.
I love how the story said "cheating girlfriend" and rslash replaced it with "shitty girlfriend" to go with shitty apartment and shitty job. That was pretty good
Story 7: Man, I somewhat feel bad for the other guy because he was fed lies by a nasty woman, but I can't really excuse his hostilities. Hope he gets better now that he isn't with that lying bastard, but it's unlikely
That 4th story reminded me of my daughter whose college advisor told her that she’d never get into a 4 year college and she should just be content with community college and then transfer. She was admitted to the school of her choice in a renowned program and going into her Sophomore year, she’s completed 73 credits (almost half of what she needs for graduation) and has a 3.7GPA. EFF you Ms. Howell!
@@Black-pq2iw, The other guy really went to have OP's life like it was some treasure, so I will stand by what I said, but you are also correct, it will be the other guy's trash.
Story 4 infuriated me. I became very depressed in my sophomore year, practically suicidal, due to my friend committing suicide and me dealing with discovering my sexuality. The school sent me to the school counselor, and she practically destroyed my mental health and outed me to my parents and did NOTHING helpful to me. She did more damage to my friends too, and I despised her ever since. But I learned to accept each day im alive as a win, to spite that nasty woman.
Hey Rslash! I'm from virginia like I heard from a different video. And I just wanted to say you and redditor got me out of my deep depression, and I want to thank you and redditor for your genuine reactions to stories and having a non-monotone voice. thank you and live a good like
I know exactly how the University OP felt. I had not only my guidance counselor say this exact thing to me but as did my AP Psych teacher. Only difference is because of both of them I just didn't apply.
OP4: I had a crap teacher in like 5th grade. She thought she was whipping students into shape. Imsgine Mr Strickland from Back to the Future as a 40 something bitter divorcee. The only students who liked her were apple polishing teachers pets and she was in her glory when they'd stop by to visit after moving on to high school and such. All I ever learned from her was to fear teachers. I ran into her shortly after high school and she was soooo excited. Im sure she thought I was going to say how much I went on to appreciate her "tough love" like all the suckups did. When she said "oooh do you remember me?" I looked at her for a second and said "yeah, I do" and kept walking. Her face. Oh, her face.
Buying a safe, putting your Mail that it revolves receiving any kind of money in a PO box, as well as a lock on your bedroom door for roommate situations is always the top priority.
If you think "locking your bedroom door" keeps you safe from thieving roommates, then you haven't had roommates before... or at least better roommates.
if i was the op in the first story i would increase my security of the house maybe get some security cameras or a ring doorbell camera cause that neighbor will definitely try to come back and counter steal your counter stealing
Imagine gloating that you got a FOUR year old in trouble simply because she didn't want to play with your son. Saying she doesn't want to play with him is NOT bullying.
Story 5: OP you should have left 1 bottle a day in the husbands yard for as long as you have bottles for (if the left bottles turns to 2 you of course leave 2).
For the guidance counsellor: while i admire OP for taking the high ground, someone like that woman is more than likely going to take the "Some people just don't realise what you did for them" mentality and go on believing they made your life better. Personally, after the inital "And you are?" and her reminder, I'd have turned around and said "Ohh, right, I remember you now! You're the one who always belittled me and told me I wasn't trying hard enough when I said I was struggling. That's right! And you told me not to bother applying to university and said I'd never get in, while implying I was stupid. Good thing I didn’t listen to you, your advice was always terrible!" Then laugh and walk away.
The Guidance Counselor story is funny because it just reminds me of that one Riff Raff clip. "My main goal is to blow up and act like I don't know nobody". OP achieved it.
4th story: Holy sh-t. I'm surprised OP grew up into a decent human being,compared to those who surround them,because they seems to live in a trash container for years.
My middle school guidance counselor adviced me to drop out of school because she, and the rest of the middle/high school guidance and upper staff, didn't want to have to keep dealing with my reports of bullying. I wasn't even the one reporting it to them, other staff {a few teachers, the librarians, even the janitors had started speaking up seeing what these kids were doing to me} were the ones constantly telling. The staff it was being reported to didn't want to do anything because I was from a poor family that hadn't attended the school before, and the kids being reported were either from rich families or families that had been attending the school for a few generations so they were more "valuable" than me because their parents were willing to donate a whole lot to the school. Therefore, it would be best for everyone if I dropped out. I didn't, obviously at that age I couldn't have yet where we lived, but a few years later I did move to a new school that was better in literally every way, and got a guidance counselor who actually cared about the kids under him. Some people shouldn't be allowed to work for schools.
12:10 The guy probably wasn't driving WHILE drinking, he probably drove home with the bottle, downed it quick, and threw it in the neighbor's yard before going inside. The peppermint on his breath would disguise the alcohol. If he also made a habit of eating mints regularly, it would be an effective cover.
The university one hit me hard. I had a counselor tell me to my face that I shouldn't even bother going to college and just get a job right out of high school. I got a bachelors of fine arts in 2019. :) SUCK ON THAT, SARAH!
For real, lmao. 9am here, and I'm just finishing my bus run 😂 Sometimes I finish early and I'm like "Nooo! I gotta pull over so I can listen to RSlash on my way home!"
With the 5th story, the ultimate revenge would not be to take the bottles to the guy's place (or rather, only bring a couple if they busted). Instead, do what rSlash said and try and get the cops to bust him. That way his wife finds out (and he gets in trouble). If that doesn't work (or even if it does), bring some of the busted bottles like OP did to the house to drop them off and tell the guy off. Finally, with the rest of the bottles... there are places you can bring them in for money (not a lot, but 2 garbage bags of bottles would be a nice bit of pocket change). I'd have taken them there and gotten some easy cash *and* busted this guy at the same time. Now *that* is pro revenge. =p
It may not have been in the US, like R/Slash clearly assumed it to be as well. Lots of countries, probably most, don't have the thing that the US has where it's illegal to have open bottles in the vehicle, although of course it is illegal to drive drunk.
Story 1 : Op Robs a thief.. just goes to show no matter how smart you think you are theyre will always be someone smarter then you .. Story 2 : another just goes to show whoever overreacts like roommate 3 is the thief... Story 3 : op Jessica is doing you a favor without doing you a favor .. dont stop it now.. Story 4 : any actual counselor that says that kinda stuff and doesnt help them when they need help needs to lose their jobs and get blacklist from working in that field again.." i wanted her to feel like she was nothing to me " but op because of her awfulness you became the michael jordan in this story you took her words personally and proved how dead wrong she was.. Story 5 : The idioit wants to drink and hide it and thought op was gonna hide his drinking for him ..nahhhh not op circus not op clown.. Story 6 : Using your own kid as bait to catch a terrible 4 year old.. i dont know about that op.. Story 7 : No sympathy for cheaters and APs but the dude is probably gonna be more misreable living with the Ex then op old job..
My experience (both personal experience and stories I've heard) with school counselors is that they are not all competent. But, I also gave poor advice to a co-worker, and I was a manager at the time.
Missing wallet story: OP should have gotten a couple of other roommates to help him get stuff out of the trunk of his car with one of them finding her wallet, and OP being like, "Oh she must have dropped it in there when we went to (name of place). Open it and make sure it's hers though." BAM, she's found out and then OP and the other roommate get their money back... AFTER the wallet owner already forked out the $500 for stuff. 😈
My boyfriend’s phone number was used by the previous owner on so many occasions. People would call to confirm appointments and orders and my boyfriend would ask them to tell her to update her information. It got to the point he just started canceling everything that came through his number. She even made a Venmo account with his number.
I LOVE that last story. I wish i could see the look on the cheater gf when she realizes her new boytoy is basically the same as her old one. Plus, I'm sure the catharsis of knowing EXACTLY how awful that life will be must be magical. Hope OP does well in their reinventing of themselves.
There is a spanish said: "Ladron que roba ladron tiene 1000 años de perdon" (Thief who rob thiefs has 1000 years of pardon). OP legally robs his criminal neighbour just by doing it in the most petty way possible.
OP writing his name on the other guy's stuff wasn't just smart af, it was such a Chad move. Especially since he made the other guy hand over his own stuff in front of a cop. Sends a solid message lmfao.
Story 2: OP got to feel good about finding the wallet and the 'carma' exacted - but the other person who had their gift card stolen didn't see any sweet revenge. They should at least be told what was going on and have the unused portion of the gift card returned.
It could also be a horror story about this chick that everytime she gets a boyfriend, they just happen to have the exact same apartment and job as the last. Maybe everyone in the scenario would be cursed lmfao
What's great about story 1 is most of the other stuff was likely stolen too. So he couldn't exactly argue, what's he going to say "No I didn't steal it from him last night, I stole that last week from someone else!"?
Dude, I just now came up with the idea for that movie. A medallion made from the early 1800's is enchanted to have you living in the standing of a nobleman from that time period, a house with those levels of appliances, a job that's as rough as was expected from then, and a girlfriend that is like what was expected of noble women back then. You can only get rid of it by giving it to someone that is willing to take the curse on knowing of it. So the main guy is told that he would live like the rich people of the 1800's, not realizing that the apartment he gets has almost nothing that is working, a girlfriend that constantly cheats on him and wastes his money, and a guy that over works him and under pays him. After a month or this, he tries to give it to anyone else that would take it but no one will. Then he finds a homeless guy that is unable to get a job due to his age, and is never able to get a girlfriend due to his personality or the likes, and this guy sees the medallion as a blessing because it fixes all his life's problems.
Uuh what you describe there is nowhere near what life was like for a nobleman in the 1800s. Other than the lack of technology, their lives would have been super easy and they could basically just do whatever they wanted while servants waited on them hand and foot. They were rich, nobody would expect them to work a rough job or marry a gold digger. Where did you get this bizarre view of the past?
@fddldd6661 People living today as the middle class are living far better than the rich of that time period. I am taking elements of said time period for what the MAGIC ITEM would give you. As in the person who made it only did it for the highlights that he wanted. I am not going for a 1 to 1 deal. Also, I don't know where you are getting your ideas of the nobles from back then, not all of them were waited on like that. You had upper-class nobles and lower class nobles, and guess how many servants they lower end could afford. I also never said what country or culture.
@@garronn Right, so this magical medallion causes you to live as a lower class noble in the 1800s, who has to work a rough job with a noble wife who marries this nobleman despite him being lower class and having no money and spends all the money they don't have because they're lower class. Does this nobleman even have an estate? Any land at all? Anything other than a title to mark them as a noble? This actually kinda just sounds like a magical medallion version of Established Titles, which is pretty funny come to think of it.
@fddldd6661 I never said it turns you into a noble, just that you get a house, job, and girlfriend. Are you seriously trying your best to misinterpret what is clearly written out?
I got the impression that the gift cards were both long used up by that point. I would have maybe told that roommate, though, when the time was right and/or right before throwing out the wallet.
I've the same problem as OP in third story, despite having a rather uncommon last name i still get mails for people with the same first initial and full last name. Google mail does not recognise punctuation marks like periods in email addresses. I've people who share my last name in both Australia and Canada and I'm in the UK.
I guess guidance counselors are more involved these days unlike when I was in HS. In the 4 yrs of HS I met my guidance counselor once for like 10 min and the whole talk was about which college I want to go to and what program? I was in 11th grade so I had no clue at that time as I still had another year of HS. Only help I got was "here read this book on this college and find a program you like". Based on my experience GCs are useless.
I know EXACTLY the horror movie that fits the last story....Jenifer from Masters of Horror. One girl jumps from guy to guy and literally parasites them to oblivion.
That counselor story? I had a teacher tell me the same thing about video game testing. Jokes on him, 6 months after that? I was doing it and making more in a month then he did
Re: the email story, I have a similarly common email address, which has been/is used by over a dozen others. I literally did as rslash suggested earlier this year when I got a flight confirmation: I cancelled the flight.
Brilliant against the 4yo haha. Easy way for her to learn you don't pick on peopl3 without consequence and op didn't need to step in or upset their son :)
I don't know that I buy the email one. A lot of times important information that you NEED is sent via email (confirmation numbers, etc.) so it wouldn't make sense to use an email you KNOW isn't yours (or a throwaway) if you're going to get sent information. Especially if it's one you don't know the password to.
If that girls keys were in the glove box… why would she spend 500$ to replace all that stuff instead just breaking the window which would cost like 100$ tops, and not have to go through all that?
When OP in the last story, started to help that guy get OP's crappy job and apartment (after cheating with and taking, OP's now ex-girlfriend). I started to imagine the ex-girlfriend, when they started to move into OP's old apartment. Hopefully thinking to herself, that she is back to where she was before. In the same old apartment with a boyfriend who has the same job as before.... but the only thing that has changed was the guy (the new boyfriend) ... lol
Since the cards were still in the wallet they may have still had some value on them. I'd have checked that out before tossing the wallet. Who knows, you might have gotten your revenge and part of your money back as well.
I appreciate the last story, that the OP did good, kind things, but in a petty way because it is a shitty jobs, a shitty apartment. Who knows, maybe it will allow him to also reevaluate his life and move on to better things.
After she got all of the new I'd car let etc I then would have pretended to finally find her wallet and then confront her about the cards, she would have been double screwed
first story: soon OP said the neighbor it a wannble gangster I already knew he steal and OP went into his neighbor house put the name on his stuff and some of his neighbor stuff that petty and I love it and second story: the fact one by one OP and the roommate noticed their stuff was going miss till it only one roommate who cleanly it steal and OP just used her stuff
Uni story ... Js the only difference between a college in a uni in the US is the amount of books in their library. As soon as my towns college got more books they became a university. The counseler is dumb.
With the thief: why did OP not, after the roommate spent all that money, then tell her she found the wallet with the gift cards and demand payments for the stolen money?
Thieving roommate I would 'find' the wallet after she paid and expose her to everyone and tell her to pay it back or got the cops since she stole from the mail it's felony mail fraud
Your guidance counselor gave you tough love and you spent your life trying to prove her wrong and you seriously held a ridiculous grudge she's living rent free in your mind
Imagine the mental agony of the thief in the first story, knowing that he can't touch OP for claiming his stuff and it's either take the loss or fight it and get into even more trouble... so satisfying.
OP said he seemed high so he was probably just confused af about the whole thing
@RisingRevengeance oh he was high, even more karma
Dude how can u talk about mental agony with NKG as ur pfp lmao
@@Fantoccio299 He's my favorite boss in the game 🙃
@@DarkEinherjar same
I stage a smear campaign of that guidance counselor. If she's putting you down she's probably putting down everybody else in the school.
Yeah, that OP has a will of steel. I would have gone off on her instantly, telling her that it’s absolutely no thanks to her that I got where I did, and that she is a horrible person and a terrible councilor. I would have made a big scene as to how much she hurt me and how much she needs to find a new career.
@@Tustin2121 OP could've sued her for emotional damages if they were diagnosed with depression or attempted suicides.
OP did great. There was no better revenge.
My school guidance councellor was a real b!tch. A horrible horrible person. Here's to you Mrs Robinson - you were paid every week to help and did the opposite.
Maybe... but at least he should have said "i don't remember having any guidance" or something like that.
@@mjouwbuis or say I did have a guidance counselor that treated me like crap and told me I was nothing to my face every time we met. Which didn't motivate me at all.
Just a friendly reminder... NEVER LEAVE THE TITLE TO YOUR CAR IN THE CAR! Anyone can sign it over to themselves and take it to the DMV for a title transfer.
I was going to say this. It happened to a friend of mine and there was nothing he could do about it.
Im sure the first dude will always be wondering, "HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!" but will NeVeR steal from OP again, lest OP do his witchcraft on him again 🤣
you just know he burnt some sage and made a salt circle after that
@@eagles5205 😆😆
I adore the petty revenge against a 4 year old . THIS IS HOW YOU GET PAYBACK AGAINST CHILDREN WITHOUT BEING A BAD PERSON 😂
When I was nine and my brat cousin was five was being a brat and screaming, pulling my gameboy from me I just poured poured his water bottle over his front and let out a "What The Flip" and told his mom he'd spilled.
Between the natural liar/kid acting class tween and the brat who constantly lied for attention it was obvious he'd been bratting again and spilled on himself for attention.
I did an internship at a elementary school and one of the teachers told me that if a student continues to behave badly in school she invites the parents to class and they sit quietly in the back. Soon the student forgets about his parents and continues to behave badly so the parents can see it first hand and scold their child later.
Loved this teachers petty revenge.
"without" - you can't be serious? deliberate manipulation by exposing your child to abuse just to get a 4 year old in trouble because you carry a grudge? against a 4 year old child?
do you even have empathy?
@@sakatababaumm i personally don’t under why ur mad abuse isn’t anything to do with this and as they said he was ‘too young to understand’ why u acting like this will kill him
I have a sister and a cousin who are like the 4-year-old brat in this story. They're STILL horrendous little shitballs who are causing trouble. My cousin is in middle school, my sister is graduated. You've GOT to teach them somehow and being 4 is the perfect age because that's the stage kids soak up the most information that will carry with them well into their older years. Also 'abuse', lmaoo, the kid was a brat, not an abuser? She could have become one years down the line tho if her behavior went unchecked@@sakatababa
Story 2: Bro, imagine stealing someone's gift card. Like, someone gets a bit of free money to use at a store or restaurant, and then you just steal that money. Why would she do that, that is just EXTRA cruel.
I have to wonder...did OP at least take the money from the wallet before throwing it away? 😄 I hope so...otherwise it would've been a waste.
Okay, like, forreal forreal, how exactly is that situation different from: Picking out one, or more, of your roommate person(s), and then stealing their bank card(s)? Or there's also the question: How, exactly, is it any different from just straight up stealing some cold, hard cash from your roommate person(s)? I truly don't understand how it being a gift card and therefore, "free money", makes it any more "EXTRA cruel" than stealing any other flavor of monetary substance from your roommate person(s).
@@lilman641because it was a gift from a loved one, and therefore had some sentimental meaning to it. It’s like the difference between someone stealing a favourite shirt that you had bought for yourself, and them stealing the favourite shirt that you received as a gift for your birthday or for Christmas. Part of what makes the second shirt a favourite of yours is the fact that it was given to you as a gift. So someone stealing it from you is extra cruel.
The Guidance Counselor my youngest daughter had in HS was a miserable old fart who was just waiting for retirement. Junior year I got involved after he told her NOT to apply to any Seven Sisters schools; she wasn’t smart enough. I found out I could demand a change of counselors and sent the principal a couple letters with my daughter. Eventually the principal called me, acted cute until she realized I wasn’t budging and finally said “I think it’s a personal issue and you just don’t like him.” I said I don’t care what you think and eventually got the change. My daughter applied Early Admission to Bryn Mawr and got in. I made sure she handed a copy of it to her EX-counselor.
The best form of petty revenge sometimes is being successful. Good on you for standing your ground for your daughter
“I think it’s a personal issue and you just don’t like him.”
Damn right this is a personal issue since it involves my own child! Also, I have every reason to not like him considering that he's a crappy guidance councelor! Give me a new one or else I won't stop bothering you about this!!
How'd he take proof of being wrong shoved into his face? Did he at least apologize
@@bizzybee_animationsoh HELL no. Not even a congrats.
I was told i was too stupid to go to university due to my dyslexia. I am in purdue now and have a 4.0. Never let anyone tell your daughter her limits besides herself.
That "university material" story hits close to home. I've been told countless times I was good for nothing. I graduated high school 5 years ago and was finally able to get into my first year of university this year. I'm going to be a licensed social worker!
good on you, brother. never give up on your dreams!
Keep working hard. And never stop.
You're clearly a very caring person by the sounds of your choice of study. Best of luck to you, you can do it.
Guidance Counselor: **Shocked Pikachu Face** "I was your guidance counselor, for 4 years!"
OP: "I never met this woman in my life."
Last story: I couldn't resist sending some form of "enjoy all my sloppy seconds!" After the job and apartment were set in stone. 😋
My son decided to audition for his high school’s musical when he was a junior…and got a minor role with a solo. He was thrilled. He signed up for choir class in his senior year. At parent teacher conferences, my husband and I asked about our son studying voice in university as he really enjoyed singing and had, what we had been told, a good voice. We were told he would never succeed in voice at any university “because I have not had enough time preparing him.” Well, he got into a university with a great musical/theater programs and graduated with a double degree in theater and voice/opera performance. His old choir teacher was still at his high school, so he sent her a graduation announcement as well as the program from a local opera company where he was performing.
I love rslashe’s dad jokes, they never fail to make me smile in the morning 😁
I know, right? He gets so excited when he tells his jokes, it's adorable. His wife and daughter better prepare for a lifetime of dad jokes 😄
First Story: So basically OP robbed his neighbor legally? I mean both OP and the neighbor committed a crime and broke into something (neighbor in OP's car and OP in the neighbor's house) but how OP basically tricked this man into giving OP his stuff is hilarious
Second Story: Inconviencing someone is the ultimate form of petty revenge in my opinion. I find it funny how stupid this lady was to steal from each roommate. All that was needed to be done was process of elimination
Third Story: If I was OP I wouldn’t question things after the first confrontation. Jessica wouldn’t stop using OP's email address so OP can use those free Khols cash rewards
Fourth Story: OP grew up around horrible people. OP's step-dad was a narcassistic douche, OP's mom was just his loyal servant, and the guidence counselor was just an unsupportive woman who is terrible at her job
Fifth Story: I bet this guy wasn’t expecting OP to hold on to all of the bottles of schnapps and just dump it all on his drive-way. Honestly, I wasn’t expecting the wife to yell at the husband when OP dumped the bottles; I expected her to yell at OP
Sixth Story: How to get petty revenge on a 4 year old: get her in trouble with their no nonsense parents/grandparents
Seventh Story: Lmao, OP gave this scumbag his horrible life in exchange for a better one. Let the guy have the shitty job, shitty apartment, and the shitty girlfriend all he likes
I had a counselor incredibly similar to that in highschool and it actively ruined my plans in life. I'm still trying to recover, even. It started my freshman year when my mother went to a parent orientation meeting and the counselor insulted the parents on their parenting habits (no, I'm not kidding). My mother called her out, so she started singling me out as revenge.
It started off with petty stuff. She mixed up my classes and was calling me to the office throughout the first couple months at least once a week, but usually multiple times, and would tell me the classes I chose I couldn't attend because they were "full." This also included various core classes that if I didn't get would prevent me from graduating. At this point, I didn't necessarily care because I had been a little late with choosing my classes. It wasn't until a friend of mine told me a week later that he got into a class I desperately needed that I realized they weren't full it was that she didn't want me in there.
This caused more issues, and apparently any time I was put on a list to get into classes, I would always be at the bottom of the list or however it worked so if it had too many students trying to get into it, I wouldn't get in. I actually had a free period with no classes as a freshman because she said there were none I could join. This led to my mother filing a complaint because that didn't make any sense and the principal sat me down and he put me into the classes I needed.
Finally, for the rest of my Freshman year things were smooth. Sophomore year, however, caused the same issues until it was resolved similarly before I got injured. I was in a physical class and was doing snakes and someone accidentally tripped me going down the stairs and it caused lots of damage to my gut and it created a big issue. I had to do schooling at home because if I went to school I was at risk of my stomach outside rupturing and killing me.
This is where she started interfering yet again. For two weeks she gave me a runaround on what we called "homebound." Homebound was a homeschooling alternative by the county for students who had crippling injuries or sicknesses that left them bedridden. Depending on the severity and contagiousness, it would be in person or online. She refused to activate it for those two weeks and marked that I wasn't in school or something akin to that. It was at this point Covid started.
While everyone had zoom classes and studies, I was given nothing because I was marked as out of school. I called several times asking about my classes and how I could get in, she gave me a runaround. The entire year passed by with this until a week before summer and she finally called and told me I had to complete the entire school year's syllabus within that one week.
Obviously, I told her she was crazy.
She tried to get me in trouble, apparently, and the principal called me and I explained what had happened. He gave me until next year started to finish my classes and I did for the most part. When my Junior year came around we were still out of school so I picked up a part-time job to support my family because we were starving.
During this timeframe, my old counselor had been removed from our class entirely and they said it was because she had caused too many issues, however, she was still at the school. She'd spoken with my new counselor and gave a spiegel about how we were lazy and name-dropped several of us including me, so when we finally got back into school they sat us down. The us being the kids who were behind (mind you the majority were like me and had picked up jobs just to eat) saying we needed to quit being lazy and stop: "playing on our phones, watching movies, video games..." basically everything stereotypical of a teenager with free time.
But we didn't have free time.
It quickly stigmatized her from us and she realized what had happened throughout the year when she spoke with us and eventually admitted in a chat what happened and why. She was a really sweet lady and tried hard to help us in the end, but the majority of us were too far in the deep end to recover like me. I ended up dropping out at eighteen my senior year because every time I tried to finish school something new would pop up regarding my classes having been screwed with by the original counselor and I decided to get my GED.
Best decision I ever made, to be honest.
Guidance Counselor Story/Story 4: If that’s how that woman treats students who need help she has NO business being a guidance counselor. Guidance Counselors are supposed to HELP students not ridicule them. I’ve also had the same guidance counselor for 4 years like OP but unlike the counselor in the story MINE is trying to help me (I’m on my 4th year).
Story 4: apologies to any good guidance counselor who might read this (if any exist) but in my experience, every single one I've met just sucked. They're like average teachers pretending to be a therapist and they're too proud to see how awful they are at it.
Again, I'm sorry if an actually good guidance counselor reads this, or someone who's encountered a good one. This is just my experience.
There are a few out there but they’re usually extremely over worked because they’re covering the work load of the bad ones . Meanwhile the bad ones have all the time in the world
I thought mine was good. Then I heard that she didn’t send me all the pictures she took of me before I moved out of the country and they got deleted. So that’s great.
The ones I’ve had after were fine though.
Its all a bit different in my country but when I was about 15 I went to my conselor and told her I wanted to apply to so and so. She told me that my grades wouldnt be enough and I couldnt improve them enough.
So I spent the last year of that school not doing any assignments. Sometimes I wonder if things would be different had I tried at that time.
@@RisingRevengeance same for me. I wanted to join a physics class because it genuinely interested me, but she said my grades weren't good enough (my grades were pretty good, the lowest I've gotten was 75% but they wanted only A+ students)
That pretty much discouraged me from doing anything science related because I was worried it'd be too hard or something.
I did join the biology class because that was the only open one and I hated it there. I got my lowest test score ever of 26% and a mutual agreement with the teacher that I'm only here because I have no choice so she just left me alone to draw. And yeah, I do wonder how things would have gone had I taken that physics class
Plus side, my drawing's gotten a lot better since then
@@izraelburgess937That's so true! Back in my senior year of HS, one of my class periods consisted of me essentially helping the front office, making calls for them, etc. since I had the majority of my high school credits and was taking mostly college credits.
They wanted a way to fill my schedule without me having to retake classes so they assigned me to help the front office of the school, and boy, let me tell you!
We had three guidance counselors and two of them did not do their job.
One would never be there but when she was, she was still barely there because she would leave for like an hour and come back with food.
Or she would keep leaving in and out of the school to do whatever.
The 2nd one did not do her job either and would sit and gossip about kids at the school with some of bad front office workers (the front office was literally divided because one half of it hated the other and vice versa). Talking about how certain kids did not have a future and all abhorrent things to say about a student.
The 3rd counselor was the only good one but I felt bad for her.
She was always running around, trying to get stuff done because clearly, the other two did not pull her weight. She always seemed so tired and busy, and sometimes, you can see it weighing on her by the look on her face.
Whenever she wasn't there and took a day off, the front office becomes more hectic and the other two would have to pull their weight finally...that is if the one that was never there was there.
If she wasn't, the gossiping one would have to pull the weight of them both and you can tell she hated every single second of it.
So, your statement is so true lol
Last story: Imagine the cheating girlfriend's thought process when her new boyfriend gets her old one's job, and then gets a new apartment and offers to show it to her, only to drive her to her old boyfriend's apartment complex and walk her to the same damn unit.
I love how the story said "cheating girlfriend" and rslash replaced it with "shitty girlfriend" to go with shitty apartment and shitty job. That was pretty good
Story 7: Man, I somewhat feel bad for the other guy because he was fed lies by a nasty woman, but I can't really excuse his hostilities. Hope he gets better now that he isn't with that lying bastard, but it's unlikely
That 4th story reminded me of my daughter whose college advisor told her that she’d never get into a 4 year college and she should just be content with community college and then transfer. She was admitted to the school of her choice in a renowned program and going into her Sophomore year, she’s completed 73 credits (almost half of what she needs for graduation) and has a 3.7GPA. EFF you Ms. Howell!
Big FU to anyone who says that to a kid....
Last story: One man's trash is another man's treasure
I think you mean: One man's trash is another man's trash now. 😂
@@Black-pq2iw, The other guy really went to have OP's life like it was some treasure, so I will stand by what I said, but you are also correct, it will be the other guy's trash.
Story 4 infuriated me. I became very depressed in my sophomore year, practically suicidal, due to my friend committing suicide and me dealing with discovering my sexuality. The school sent me to the school counselor, and she practically destroyed my mental health and outed me to my parents and did NOTHING helpful to me. She did more damage to my friends too, and I despised her ever since. But I learned to accept each day im alive as a win, to spite that nasty woman.
That last one is the embodiment of one man's trash is another man's treasure lol
Man I love watching Rslash before school starts,great way to start my day
Hey Rslash! I'm from virginia like I heard from a different video. And I just wanted to say you and redditor got me out of my deep depression, and I want to thank you and redditor for your genuine reactions to stories and having a non-monotone voice. thank you and live a good like
I know exactly how the University OP felt. I had not only my guidance counselor say this exact thing to me but as did my AP Psych teacher. Only difference is because of both of them I just didn't apply.
OP4: I had a crap teacher in like 5th grade. She thought she was whipping students into shape. Imsgine Mr Strickland from Back to the Future as a 40 something bitter divorcee. The only students who liked her were apple polishing teachers pets and she was in her glory when they'd stop by to visit after moving on to high school and such. All I ever learned from her was to fear teachers. I ran into her shortly after high school and she was soooo excited. Im sure she thought I was going to say how much I went on to appreciate her "tough love" like all the suckups did. When she said "oooh do you remember me?" I looked at her for a second and said "yeah, I do" and kept walking. Her face. Oh, her face.
Buying a safe, putting your Mail that it revolves receiving any kind of money in a PO box, as well as a lock on your bedroom door for roommate situations is always the top priority.
If you think "locking your bedroom door" keeps you safe from thieving roommates, then you haven't had roommates before... or at least better roommates.
@@Wendy_O._Koopa you always got to bolt them down to the floor from the inside so these guys can't steal them.
When R-Slash says miscellaneous it sounds like he starts with the tire brand like this: Michelin-eous
It could depend on where you live but yeah it was odd, still liked it though
if i was the op in the first story i would increase my security of the house maybe get some security cameras or a ring doorbell camera cause that neighbor will definitely try to come back and counter steal your counter stealing
Imagine gloating that you got a FOUR year old in trouble simply because she didn't want to play with your son. Saying she doesn't want to play with him is NOT bullying.
Story 5: OP you should have left 1 bottle a day in the husbands yard for as long as you have bottles for (if the left bottles turns to 2 you of course leave 2).
For the guidance counsellor: while i admire OP for taking the high ground, someone like that woman is more than likely going to take the "Some people just don't realise what you did for them" mentality and go on believing they made your life better.
Personally, after the inital "And you are?" and her reminder, I'd have turned around and said "Ohh, right, I remember you now! You're the one who always belittled me and told me I wasn't trying hard enough when I said I was struggling. That's right! And you told me not to bother applying to university and said I'd never get in, while implying I was stupid. Good thing I didn’t listen to you, your advice was always terrible!" Then laugh and walk away.
Would be perfect response while saying it loudly for everyone to hear..
The Guidance Counselor story is funny because it just reminds me of that one Riff Raff clip. "My main goal is to blow up and act like I don't know nobody". OP achieved it.
4th story: Holy sh-t. I'm surprised OP grew up into a decent human being,compared to those who surround them,because they seems to live in a trash container for years.
My middle school guidance counselor adviced me to drop out of school because she, and the rest of the middle/high school guidance and upper staff, didn't want to have to keep dealing with my reports of bullying. I wasn't even the one reporting it to them, other staff {a few teachers, the librarians, even the janitors had started speaking up seeing what these kids were doing to me} were the ones constantly telling. The staff it was being reported to didn't want to do anything because I was from a poor family that hadn't attended the school before, and the kids being reported were either from rich families or families that had been attending the school for a few generations so they were more "valuable" than me because their parents were willing to donate a whole lot to the school. Therefore, it would be best for everyone if I dropped out.
I didn't, obviously at that age I couldn't have yet where we lived, but a few years later I did move to a new school that was better in literally every way, and got a guidance counselor who actually cared about the kids under him.
Some people shouldn't be allowed to work for schools.
What a bunch of turds that school is...
"Karma with a SEEE!"
I dunno why, but that hit me hard. Nearly choked on my gum as I snorted. Well played
I'm pretty sure rslash was referring to the letter C since OP found it in his car. Rslash was trying to make a pun. (Carma).
@@uselessinformation1988 ...Yeah no shit.
Clever use of your name I guess, well played.
@@yaqbulyakkerbat4190 I guess I missed your joke and thank you.
@@uselessinformation1988 Oh, I entirely thought that was deliberate. Sorry for being rude.
@@yaqbulyakkerbat4190 That's okay.
12:10 The guy probably wasn't driving WHILE drinking, he probably drove home with the bottle, downed it quick, and threw it in the neighbor's yard before going inside. The peppermint on his breath would disguise the alcohol. If he also made a habit of eating mints regularly, it would be an effective cover.
The university one hit me hard. I had a counselor tell me to my face that I shouldn't even bother going to college and just get a job right out of high school.
I got a bachelors of fine arts in 2019. :)
SUCK ON THAT, SARAH!
Waiting for rslash is the longest wait ever
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11pm each night here, and if he's late with posting, it throws my evening off completely!
For real, lmao. 9am here, and I'm just finishing my bus run 😂 Sometimes I finish early and I'm like "Nooo! I gotta pull over so I can listen to RSlash on my way home!"
fr.
It’s 9am here. Can’t start my day until r/Slash posts.
With the 5th story, the ultimate revenge would not be to take the bottles to the guy's place (or rather, only bring a couple if they busted). Instead, do what rSlash said and try and get the cops to bust him. That way his wife finds out (and he gets in trouble). If that doesn't work (or even if it does), bring some of the busted bottles like OP did to the house to drop them off and tell the guy off. Finally, with the rest of the bottles... there are places you can bring them in for money (not a lot, but 2 garbage bags of bottles would be a nice bit of pocket change). I'd have taken them there and gotten some easy cash *and* busted this guy at the same time.
Now *that* is pro revenge. =p
It may not have been in the US, like R/Slash clearly assumed it to be as well. Lots of countries, probably most, don't have the thing that the US has where it's illegal to have open bottles in the vehicle, although of course it is illegal to drive drunk.
Story 1 : Op Robs a thief.. just goes to show no matter how smart you think you are theyre will always be someone smarter then you ..
Story 2 : another just goes to show whoever overreacts like roommate 3 is the thief...
Story 3 : op Jessica is doing you a favor without doing you a favor .. dont stop it now..
Story 4 : any actual counselor that says that kinda stuff and doesnt help them when they need help needs to lose their jobs and get blacklist from working in that field again.." i wanted her to feel like she was nothing to me " but op because of her awfulness you became the michael jordan in this story you took her words personally and proved how dead wrong she was..
Story 5 : The idioit wants to drink and hide it and thought op was gonna hide his drinking for him ..nahhhh not op circus not op clown..
Story 6 : Using your own kid as bait to catch a terrible 4 year old.. i dont know about that op..
Story 7 : No sympathy for cheaters and APs but the dude is probably gonna be more misreable living with the Ex then op old job..
My experience (both personal experience and stories I've heard) with school counselors is that they are not all competent. But, I also gave poor advice to a co-worker, and I was a manager at the time.
Missing wallet story: OP should have gotten a couple of other roommates to help him get stuff out of the trunk of his car with one of them finding her wallet, and OP being like, "Oh she must have dropped it in there when we went to (name of place). Open it and make sure it's hers though." BAM, she's found out and then OP and the other roommate get their money back... AFTER the wallet owner already forked out the $500 for stuff. 😈
My boyfriend’s phone number was used by the previous owner on so many occasions. People would call to confirm appointments and orders and my boyfriend would ask them to tell her to update her information. It got to the point he just started canceling everything that came through his number. She even made a Venmo account with his number.
I LOVE that last story. I wish i could see the look on the cheater gf when she realizes her new boytoy is basically the same as her old one. Plus, I'm sure the catharsis of knowing EXACTLY how awful that life will be must be magical. Hope OP does well in their reinventing of themselves.
There is a spanish said: "Ladron que roba ladron tiene 1000 años de perdon" (Thief who rob thiefs has 1000 years of pardon). OP legally robs his criminal neighbour just by doing it in the most petty way possible.
That last story really could potentially make a good horror comedy! lol I'd watch that.
OP writing his name on the other guy's stuff wasn't just smart af, it was such a Chad move. Especially since he made the other guy hand over his own stuff in front of a cop. Sends a solid message lmfao.
Story 2: OP got to feel good about finding the wallet and the 'carma' exacted - but the other person who had their gift card stolen didn't see any sweet revenge. They should at least be told what was going on and have the unused portion of the gift card returned.
I can never get enough of Rslash❤😊
I groaned at the pun for carma… thank you rslash
That final story was a hell of a twist lol. Revenge by giving someone all the crappy things in your life and presenting it as a gift 🎁
It could also be a horror story about this chick that everytime she gets a boyfriend, they just happen to have the exact same apartment and job as the last. Maybe everyone in the scenario would be cursed lmfao
What's great about story 1 is most of the other stuff was likely stolen too. So he couldn't exactly argue, what's he going to say "No I didn't steal it from him last night, I stole that last week from someone else!"?
I love hearing how proud Rslash sounds for his Dad Jokes.
Dude, I just now came up with the idea for that movie. A medallion made from the early 1800's is enchanted to have you living in the standing of a nobleman from that time period, a house with those levels of appliances, a job that's as rough as was expected from then, and a girlfriend that is like what was expected of noble women back then. You can only get rid of it by giving it to someone that is willing to take the curse on knowing of it. So the main guy is told that he would live like the rich people of the 1800's, not realizing that the apartment he gets has almost nothing that is working, a girlfriend that constantly cheats on him and wastes his money, and a guy that over works him and under pays him. After a month or this, he tries to give it to anyone else that would take it but no one will. Then he finds a homeless guy that is unable to get a job due to his age, and is never able to get a girlfriend due to his personality or the likes, and this guy sees the medallion as a blessing because it fixes all his life's problems.
Uuh what you describe there is nowhere near what life was like for a nobleman in the 1800s. Other than the lack of technology, their lives would have been super easy and they could basically just do whatever they wanted while servants waited on them hand and foot. They were rich, nobody would expect them to work a rough job or marry a gold digger. Where did you get this bizarre view of the past?
@fddldd6661 People living today as the middle class are living far better than the rich of that time period. I am taking elements of said time period for what the MAGIC ITEM would give you. As in the person who made it only did it for the highlights that he wanted. I am not going for a 1 to 1 deal. Also, I don't know where you are getting your ideas of the nobles from back then, not all of them were waited on like that. You had upper-class nobles and lower class nobles, and guess how many servants they lower end could afford. I also never said what country or culture.
@@garronn Right, so this magical medallion causes you to live as a lower class noble in the 1800s, who has to work a rough job with a noble wife who marries this nobleman despite him being lower class and having no money and spends all the money they don't have because they're lower class. Does this nobleman even have an estate? Any land at all? Anything other than a title to mark them as a noble?
This actually kinda just sounds like a magical medallion version of Established Titles, which is pretty funny come to think of it.
@fddldd6661 I never said it turns you into a noble, just that you get a house, job, and girlfriend. Are you seriously trying your best to misinterpret what is clearly written out?
@@garronn Sorry mate, the difference between living as a noble and living 'in the standing of' a noble doesn't affect what I'm saying at all.
I hate that I always chuckle at rslash’s really really bad jokes😂😂😂😂 “karma with a c” 😂
It’s not even funny 😂😂😂😂😂 but it’s also hilarious 🤣
First story gave me major Vincenzo vibes and I'm here for it
That thief in the first story got hit with the Uno reverse card 🤣
Second story: I feel sorry for roommate number 2. They never got their gift card back.
I got the impression that the gift cards were both long used up by that point. I would have maybe told that roommate, though, when the time was right and/or right before throwing out the wallet.
I've the same problem as OP in third story, despite having a rather uncommon last name i still get mails for people with the same first initial and full last name. Google mail does not recognise punctuation marks like periods in email addresses. I've people who share my last name in both Australia and Canada and I'm in the UK.
I guess guidance counselors are more involved these days unlike when I was in HS. In the 4 yrs of HS I met my guidance counselor once for like 10 min and the whole talk was about which college I want to go to and what program? I was in 11th grade so I had no clue at that time as I still had another year of HS. Only help I got was "here read this book on this college and find a program you like". Based on my experience GCs are useless.
I know EXACTLY the horror movie that fits the last story....Jenifer from Masters of Horror. One girl jumps from guy to guy and literally parasites them to oblivion.
That counselor story? I had a teacher tell me the same thing about video game testing. Jokes on him, 6 months after that? I was doing it and making more in a month then he did
The last story may be my favorite revenge story that I have heard yet.
Every day I clock into work at 9, and I'm very glad to start my shift with your videos
Re: the email story, I have a similarly common email address, which has been/is used by over a dozen others. I literally did as rslash suggested earlier this year when I got a flight confirmation: I cancelled the flight.
Brilliant against the 4yo haha. Easy way for her to learn you don't pick on peopl3 without consequence and op didn't need to step in or upset their son :)
I don't know that I buy the email one. A lot of times important information that you NEED is sent via email (confirmation numbers, etc.) so it wouldn't make sense to use an email you KNOW isn't yours (or a throwaway) if you're going to get sent information. Especially if it's one you don't know the password to.
If that girls keys were in the glove box… why would she spend 500$ to replace all that stuff instead just breaking the window which would cost like 100$ tops, and not have to go through all that?
When OP in the last story, started to help that guy get OP's crappy job and apartment (after cheating with and taking, OP's now ex-girlfriend). I started to imagine the ex-girlfriend, when they started to move into OP's old apartment. Hopefully thinking to herself, that she is back to where she was before. In the same old apartment with a boyfriend who has the same job as before.... but the only thing that has changed was the guy (the new boyfriend) ... lol
Since the cards were still in the wallet they may have still had some value on them. I'd have checked that out before tossing the wallet. Who knows, you might have gotten your revenge and part of your money back as well.
Jimothy? Dang, Dabney! You've learned so much about revenge!
I appreciate the last story, that the OP did good, kind things, but in a petty way because it is a shitty jobs, a shitty apartment. Who knows, maybe it will allow him to also reevaluate his life and move on to better things.
For the last story, it kind of reminds me of the movie Vivarium (2019). It may not seem similar at first but it'll make sense once the movie ends.
You can tell op was interested in psychology, that was a critical blow!
I swear, the worst people are somehow allowed to become guidance counselors
After she got all of the new I'd car let etc I then would have pretended to finally find her wallet and then confront her about the cards, she would have been double screwed
That last one was absolutely perfect ❤
The last story is a banger, bro replaced his shitty life and gave it to someone else
5:19 Booooooo!! 🍅🍅🍅
Story three doesn't make any sense. As far as I understand two people can't have the same email address.
Dear r/Slash-
Hammy & Olivia have moved to DC. Would love to see a playdate with Yugo!!!
first story: soon OP said the neighbor it a wannble gangster I already knew he steal and OP went into his neighbor house put the name on his stuff and some of his neighbor stuff that petty and I love it and second story: the fact one by one OP and the roommate noticed their stuff was going miss till it only one roommate who cleanly it steal and OP just used her stuff
last story: the most spiteful way you can "kill them with kindness"
Wanna bang my shitty girlfriend?... You're welcome! Have the rest of my shitty life as well, job and apartment. I'm out of here.
Fantastic story
Love the last story the most. That was excellent. Hehe
"CARMA! GET IT? CARMA, WITH A C!" 🤣🤣
You just did exactly what dark fluff did days ago. Ya ya he's an alcoholic hiding it from his wife.
Uni story
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Js the only difference between a college in a uni in the US is the amount of books in their library. As soon as my towns college got more books they became a university. The counseler is dumb.
Story 1 was immaculate *chefs kiss*
Last story: most likely a horror comedy
Last story is curse of the monotonous day
With the thief: why did OP not, after the roommate spent all that money, then tell her she found the wallet with the gift cards and demand payments for the stolen money?
"GET IT?! CARMA WITH A 'C'!"
Are you a long lost sibling of mine?
"Groundhog Day" has nothing on that last story.
Thieving roommate I would 'find' the wallet after she paid and expose her to everyone and tell her to pay it back or got the cops since she stole from the mail it's felony mail fraud
...and here's the job and apartment that comes with that girl!!!
Enjoy my ol.. sorry, your new life!! 😂
Your guidance counselor gave you tough love and you spent your life trying to prove her wrong and you seriously held a ridiculous grudge she's living rent free in your mind
bahah 'carma'. you made me spit out my oatmeal lol
The movie "wanted" is a good rep for the last story