Going on twitter either makes you laugh so hard at insanely funny things, or you lose so many braincells you can be considered a sub - human existence.
@@nanosanimations8705 I'm trying stay in the level 20s cause I've heard past that the end game is crap, but I'm stuck in this main mission that's forcing me to level up every year I play.
I was in a Facebook shitposting group about mass effect. People starting posting boomer selfies with a caption like “this commander just reached level 32!” It was so cringe we made a second group to make fun of the first one. The second group now has more members.
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I don’t get why people hate the girl with asthma so much she was just trying to help her friend and her friend as depressed people usually are was a dic about it
I just remembered, when I was a little kid I watched a Neil DeGrasse Tyson documentary about space, in one point he spoke about the sun exploding and I remember crying and being scared because I thought that would happen in my lifetime.
What you said reminded me of when I was little being scared that a rogue black hole is going to suck up the Earth, or the time I was scared that the volcano at Yellowstone might erupt. Those things technically can happen, but the possibility is pretty low. But, in my puny brain I was freaking out of the thought of it happening.
I’ve seen the Demi vid and it’s hilarious, they were contacting ‘Extra Terrestrials’ w ghost hunting equipment, cuz that’s logical. Then they deadass just figured the alien wasn’t talking bc she hated men like ??? So then the men left to stand in the doorway as Demi sang to ‘comfort her’
The only good response to that woman that asked about the car house and job after she asked if it was a problem that she didn't have any is, "no, there's no problem, but I dont think this going to work out. I'm in the market for a wife and all I see here is a parasite looking for a host."
Some people lack internal monologue, so that "voice in head" girl isn't fully strange. Just mostly. It's also possible to lack the ability to create mental images, which is called Aphantasia.
I think i have aphantasia.. words form in my head... And everytime I try to visual it's like white text in a black bg... I have no ability to visualise and it's kind of annoying sometimes but something i can live it lol...
Fun/Sad fact: The reason people die from Demintia is because they forget how to do necessary and simple task like breathing, eating, and drinking, so they eventually die. 1:44
@@nyavoradjei8919 only as long as your brain remembers to do it and yes dementia can cause your brain to forget to do that on its own, the only exception is if you are consciously breathing (manually breathing) which overrides unconscious breathing (automatic breathing)... unfortunately most aren't awake when this happens so yea...
Actually, asking which species Mr. Krabs is, is a very valid question. There are many different species of crab. Which one was he based off of? He appears to be entirely based on the Red Ghost Crab. Neat, huh?
To be fair asthma is a real actual issue whereas depression is just some edgy teenagers trying to get attention or pity points and damn aren’t they good at actually convincing people
Don’t see why the two comments above me think depression is a worse issue then asthma when Asthma kills people and depression can’t kill anyone (and before you say it if someone commits self kill that was their own choice unlike asthma which can kill you by force)
Better explanation for Santa he flies past lightspeed to the point where he and the reindeer are subatomic particles and those particles fly even faster to the point where it effects time and restores santa and the reindeer to their previous fully alive state but now at their destination.
Have to say it 8:23 "cars for pleasure" "you have to abid to trafic law what you gonna do?" go to a racetrack. . . pay for use & have fun... (And that without talking about illegal use of a car offcourse. . .)
0:51 was called "internal dialogue" or "Narrator in the head" are really rare for women, the thinking she meant was to actually think often unlike most people are not able to access or talk with their thoughts.
Learning that some people **actually** heard a voice when they think was wild to me. I can force myself to hear a voice if i try, but otherwise its more concepts or visuals. My family doesnt believe me when i say i dont have an inner voice, they make fun of me to this day 😭
@@roxanne8662, I’m the opposite. It’s hard to imagine what my life would be like without it. It’s pretty much constant unless I’m sleep deprived. Like even when I’m writing to you I can hear my voice pretty easily trying to think about what to say. To me personally it’s a double edged sword. I like having to hear my thoughts and to imagine pictures well, but when it’s constant it can be pretty distracting at times especially when I have ADD. It’s hard to focus at times trying to think what to say and trying to listen at the same time. Sometimes it’s not that bad at all, other times it’s hard.
The hospital bill thing is bullshit. It's the price for the hospital checking for the patient's mental health as people did not like how their mental health is ignored during regular checks. That's not the price of the patient crying. That's the price of basically getting a Therapy.
DBD player here! He actually has a really good Level 40 Teachable perk, so it's for the joke. I had to make sure it was indeed Adam Francis but it is, the only other option was Detective Tapp and the explanation for him is that they just really hate the Saw franchise.
@@Gxmergeddon No problem! There's a mobile app but of course it originally was on PC. I would suggest trying Dead By Daylight, but if I'm being honest... Most players are toxic, myself included.
@@rambbler I don't believe in the word toxic. people use it to make people that are flexing because they are better than them upset. Thanks again and I am sure you are not "toxic"
That's definitely not how getting railed works. If you are able to read a message you aren't getting railed. You're just a failure laying next to another failure
0:59 Same. But I thought seeing pictures in my head was a curse. I asked my friends if they could do it as well lol. And I eventually found out it was normal
Im so glad you a TH-camr this makes me laugh and one of my favorite youtuber battling cancer passed away, Technoblad was a king and I just watched the video. Im very upset and couldn't understand how his family could feel. But yeah you make me so much more happy even though you probably won't see this, thank you for posting.
@@johnnerdiandusargadusiii6244 I know I just was saying he makes me happier when I was sad that he passed away cause I watched his last video right before this video
I’m gonna start asking all future marriage prospects about how they dispose of their fecal matter. I can’t have that happen to me. “Only you can stop poop related clogs” - Poopey the Bear
Emotions Anger : a feeling that you want to get revenge because of something reasonable or stupid. Happy : someone was helping or giving or something Disgust : the ew sound Jealousy : jealousy healousy we got a new drama I'd like to add 1 more.... Depression : having the feelings that you failed at everything in life. Suicidal : wanting to DIE.
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“Nobody is depressed in Ba Sing Se”
Ah yes, as a citizen of Ba Sing Se we are totally not being held against our will by a creepy smiling lady .
It’s not war propaganda or anything, everyone is happy. There is no depression in ba sing se
@@daforkgaming3320 war, YOU MENTION WAR, EXECUTION ALL HAIL THE EARTH KINGGG **cough** **cough** nothing to see here…
@@lalordpheonix7994 crap better escape before they brainwash me in lake laogi
@@daforkgaming3320 there is no escape, there is only gloves that can fly for reasons unknown
"there was no invasion of Ukraine."
Going on twitter either makes you laugh so hard at insanely funny things, or you lose so many braincells you can be considered a sub - human existence.
Bro what the heck is that video
@@nargi2 what was there
@@-.-.-._.-.-.-.-.-.-.-._.-.-.- somnila cake recipe.
@@zainghani1513 really?
@@-.-.-._.-.-.-.-.-.-.-._.-.-.- Yes i saw the video.
Ngl, that one person had a point about levels sounding cooler than ages.
At level thirteen you’re no longer considered underleveled for various social media sites
I reached level 18 yesterday.
@@nanosanimations8705 I'm trying stay in the level 20s cause I've heard past that the end game is crap, but I'm stuck in this main mission that's forcing me to level up every year I play.
@@neowolf09 right? This game needs some serious patches because at this point, EVERYONE is playing it.
I was in a Facebook shitposting group about mass effect. People starting posting boomer selfies with a caption like “this commander just reached level 32!” It was so cringe we made a second group to make fun of the first one. The second group now has more members.
“i think im depressed lmao” give this man an oscar
Oscar needs to take notes
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@beyond your imagination Are you a bot? Because you’ve been saying other stuff other than “Finally it’s here. Yes.”
He gave the definition of Prime Video
@@madysonandres9571 100% correct those things are bots
That Asthma joke was savage💀😂
I don’t get why people hate the girl with asthma so much she was just trying to help her friend and her friend as depressed people usually are was a dic about it
@@ANDREW-ck6ro you are reading into this way too deep buddy.
@@ANDREW-ck6ro One, please take a joke. Two, she phrased it pretty badly.
@@ANDREW-ck6ro when people are sad, i dont think that what she said does make anyone better, but i get what you mean
@@ANDREW-ck6ro I mean I think she’s just trying to explain her sadness by using her friends asthma as an example.
I just remembered, when I was a little kid I watched a Neil DeGrasse Tyson documentary about space, in one point he spoke about the sun exploding and I remember crying and being scared because I thought that would happen in my lifetime.
R/Kidsarestupid
I mean it can happen
@@jovan.v7690 yea but I’ll probably be more likely to get hit by a truck .
@@why2298 the worst Part is thats not even that rare
What you said reminded me of when I was little being scared that a rogue black hole is going to suck up the Earth, or the time I was scared that the volcano at Yellowstone might erupt. Those things technically can happen, but the possibility is pretty low. But, in my puny brain I was freaking out of the thought of it happening.
I’ve seen the Demi vid and it’s hilarious, they were contacting ‘Extra Terrestrials’ w ghost hunting equipment, cuz that’s logical. Then they deadass just figured the alien wasn’t talking bc she hated men like ??? So then the men left to stand in the doorway as Demi sang to ‘comfort her’
Demi has become a walking advertisement for all of the reasons that drugs just aren't worth it
@@cjb2749 dayum 💀💀
Celebs are f***ing weird man...
@@cjb2749 that's a violation
@@cjb2749 you’re absolutely not wrong.
The only good response to that woman that asked about the car house and job after she asked if it was a problem that she didn't have any is, "no, there's no problem, but I dont think this going to work out. I'm in the market for a wife and all I see here is a parasite looking for a host."
I’m sad the guy didn’t respond after the lady said she had no car, job, or house. He could have done something hilarious.
Some people lack internal monologue, so that "voice in head" girl isn't fully strange. Just mostly. It's also possible to lack the ability to create mental images, which is called Aphantasia.
I think Pegasus said he had Aphantasia at one point in another video
I think i have aphantasia.. words form in my head... And everytime I try to visual it's like white text in a black bg... I have no ability to visualise and it's kind of annoying sometimes but something i can live it lol...
Is she even strange at all, isn't hearing your thoughts more common than not hearing them
@@MilkshakeLaughter That's like... the whole, entire point
@@yay29823 No they said she's mostly strange. That's why I'm asking cuz I thought hearing your thoughts was more common than not
Fun/Sad fact: The reason people die from Demintia is because they forget how to do necessary and simple task like breathing, eating, and drinking, so they eventually die. 1:44
@beyond your imagination
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Finally it’s here YES
oof
oof
I may be wrong but…..isn’t breathing involuntary? As in, you don’t think about it, it just happens?
@@nyavoradjei8919 only as long as your brain remembers to do it and yes dementia can cause your brain to forget to do that on its own, the only exception is if you are consciously breathing (manually breathing) which overrides unconscious breathing (automatic breathing)... unfortunately most aren't awake when this happens so yea...
6:53 this guy just created a paradox
No, her comment was stupid, but the statement was still there
7:13 Dude is a double clown not only for being a Santa Denier but for underrestimating Santa and his Raindeer's Power levels.
santa multiple multiverses lvl fr
"If men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid."
Can't spell "queen"
Its something twitter users do in order to sound "quirky"
She's absolutely right
As part of the men, I agree with her
Andrew Tate followers in a nutshell
@@thewizard555 I agree with you
i am a man
you said something stupid
5:13 the power of schizophrenia
Actually, asking which species Mr. Krabs is, is a very valid question. There are many different species of crab. Which one was he based off of?
He appears to be entirely based on the Red Ghost Crab. Neat, huh?
Actually neat. Really
I was thinking the same thing, and was wondering what was wrong with the image.
Well then the correct way to ask that question would be "what species of crab is Mr Crabs"
Wasn't he a crimson sea crab?
Yeah actually that is neat
I think the funniest part about 7:15 is how he acts like Santa is a primarily Christian thing.
Yeah, also he doesn't respect religions like most atheists.
Santa is also Catholic and German
Wich is funny because most of christians aren't big fans of Santa
@@yay29823 True
@@yay29823 exactly.
Cut to me 12 years ago saying I don't believe in Santa during a kindergarten Christmas chat. Legit thought that was normal.
“There’s nothing more depressing than turning 20 years old”…
*Turning 35 in a week* 😐
Don't mean it got to be depressing, happy birthday mannnn
Happy birthday I guess
34 in 8 days woot! Lol
🎉🎉Happy birthday bro 🎉🎉
At least you can drink for it
9:24 amber behavior
2:42 Homie was playing a turn based RPG with high speed stats
I bet he went afk but forgot to pause
Mans got the Trophy Munitions System active
He's a thief
3:23 it is sarah’s fault for not breathing. Remember guys when you have asthma, just breathe.
To be fair asthma is a real actual issue whereas depression is just some edgy teenagers trying to get attention or pity points and damn aren’t they good at actually convincing people
Mental health is also an issue.
@@ANDREW-ck6ro and thats where you’re wrong
@@ANDREW-ck6ro People with depression are real, it's not just an internet trend.
Don’t see why the two comments above me think depression is a worse issue then asthma when Asthma kills people and depression can’t kill anyone (and before you say it if someone commits self kill that was their own choice unlike asthma which can kill you by force)
4:45 Im cursed for laughing at this
Everytime pegasus repeats a clip of the same tweets/reddit posts I keep feeling like I'm everywhere at the end of time
it's like the bots
@u know me no
It appears you delete stuff too whenever
@@fssb Been thinking about this all day now, and god I hate you for not finishing this sentence
Better explanation for Santa he flies past lightspeed to the point where he and the reindeer are subatomic particles and those particles fly even faster to the point where it effects time and restores santa and the reindeer to their previous fully alive state but now at their destination.
Or they just vaporise at the 3 houses and a new santa claus does it etc
Even better explanation,
Santa doesn't exist and i know i must be fun at parties 💀
@@lorencelaflair4306 you don't need to believe in bullshit to be fun hahah
I like how he bothered to write “Christian family”, as if no non-Christians celebrate Christmas or raise their kids believing in Santa.
As a kid I just thought he used magic to teleport
8:49 "yea, im a parasite who will be a burden on your life. i take advantage of people. is there a problem?" at least shes honest
4:22 "Chinese Takeout" that got me laughing
0:02 Bruhh my guy got shot on the moment he hit the send button
Have to say it 8:23 "cars for pleasure" "you have to abid to trafic law what you gonna do?" go to a racetrack. . . pay for use & have fun... (And that without talking about illegal use of a car offcourse. . .)
01:35 look down then lol
"One is bad and one is midly okay"
I know right, what kind of human pees in the shower
💀
0:51 was called "internal dialogue" or "Narrator in the head" are really rare for women, the thinking she meant was to actually think often unlike most people are not able to access or talk with their thoughts.
Learning that some people **actually** heard a voice when they think was wild to me. I can force myself to hear a voice if i try, but otherwise its more concepts or visuals. My family doesnt believe me when i say i dont have an inner voice, they make fun of me to this day 😭
Oof
@@roxanne8662 bro same, i don’t have an inner voice at all
@@roxanne8662, I’m the opposite. It’s hard to imagine what my life would be like without it. It’s pretty much constant unless I’m sleep deprived. Like even when I’m writing to you I can hear my voice pretty easily trying to think about what to say. To me personally it’s a double edged sword. I like having to hear my thoughts and to imagine pictures well, but when it’s constant it can be pretty distracting at times especially when I have ADD. It’s hard to focus at times trying to think what to say and trying to listen at the same time. Sometimes it’s not that bad at all, other times it’s hard.
@@roxanne8662 i had that since i was born
I’ve already seen these photos on DarkDom’s channel but I’m just watching this because you make everything so funny 😂
4:05 Look at those few cards still holding on. Gigachad cards.
The way he said "it was just a healing crystal, yes" literally had me for a minute
We call this pocket money.
7:42
6:08 America in a nutshell
@Display Name but it sounds like they're just crying, but i'm not an expert, or anything below expert.
1:10 Explains 99% of twitter.
8:54 "yeah you're gonna have one when you find out you're staying single"
2:02 omg
5:19 pegasus: narrating
my brain: wait is that whattsap? you can change chat bubble color on whattsap?! imma check that out after this video-
3:18 as a person who has asthma, after that roast I stopped having it
The car for "pleasure" just means it's used for anything not work related, like going to restaurants, shopping, or other things like that.
You must be fun at parties
@@user-kr9ci4qh6g 🤓
when you forget to die in a roleplay: oh yeah uh... oh no im dying
The hospital bill thing is bullshit.
It's the price for the hospital checking for the patient's mental health as people did not like how their mental health is ignored during regular checks. That's not the price of the patient crying. That's the price of basically getting a Therapy.
thanks for enlightening me
Thats america for you. High medical bills for nothing
You haven't been to America before, have you...
0:30 he literally has like the worst perks that's the only reason you would level them up, to get their perks
Love your content bro
0:31 There are 2 explications for this. Number one: he (the character) is weak. Number two: it's for a joke.
DBD player here! He actually has a really good Level 40 Teachable perk, so it's for the joke. I had to make sure it was indeed Adam Francis but it is, the only other option was Detective Tapp and the explanation for him is that they just really hate the Saw franchise.
@@rambbler Thanks for explaining. ( I have never played DBD so I thought it's some mobile RPG game)
@@Gxmergeddon No problem! There's a mobile app but of course it originally was on PC. I would suggest trying Dead By Daylight, but if I'm being honest...
Most players are toxic, myself included.
@@rambbler I don't believe in the word toxic. people use it to make people that are flexing because they are better than them upset. Thanks again and I am sure you are not "toxic"
9:24 After the wife stomps it down the drain holes, in the canals it be looking like some brown sausages floating lmao
8:40 alright put her in the gold mines, shell look for diamonds
Let her look for Paintite, the rarest ore in the world.
@@Babanko ah yes, yes.
0:35 that's because his perks suck
Twitter is a mixed bag, you got idiots, actually funny people, and then those weird minion ‘mee-mees’
the "if men are agreeing with your you are saying something stupid."
"you are absolutely right" is a paradox
1:15 *they caught us on the first half, not gonna lie*
I didn't understand, could you please explain?
Bro I like when you have gameplay in the background bc it always helps me recover from the cringe or stupidity
9:30 first the bed and now shower amber?
Man levelled up nea before adam, could’ve got deliverance and the pebble
5:28 got me dying lmao 😂😂
That's definitely not how getting railed works. If you are able to read a message you aren't getting railed. You're just a failure laying next to another failure
For the Algorithm
appreciate u
@@gigasus77 You're welcome
7:19 here’s my theory. There are multiple Santa’s and each one covers a different country. For example Saint Nick the 2,3, etc.
your taking it a bit too far, there is just no Santa lol
9:49 this one sounds like a AMBER alert right here
0:59
Same. But I thought seeing pictures in my head was a curse. I asked my friends if they could do it as well lol. And I eventually found out it was normal
Everytime you upload I always stop what I'm doing to watch you man 😆
That cake looks so good though. 1:29
8:57 NAH THE ENDING 💀
Twitter really just never stops taking Ls
Even with the power of Elon it still is retardant
9:00
Current Objective: Survive
3:12 that incoming message makes this so much funnier
Damm john must be confused as hell
Omg I waited so patiently for another video 😂
4:14 Chinese takeout?
1:53 only in india
Love the videos, man!!!
Im so glad you a TH-camr this makes me laugh and one of my favorite youtuber battling cancer passed away, Technoblad was a king and I just watched the video. Im very upset and couldn't understand how his family could feel. But yeah you make me so much more happy even though you probably won't see this, thank you for posting.
technoblade is so unrelated
@@johnnerdiandusargadusiii6244 I know I just was saying he makes me happier when I was sad that he passed away cause I watched his last video right before this video
I love how he compares waffle-stomper to Amber Heard
That shitting in the shower thing legit traumatised me.
I’m gonna start asking all future marriage prospects about how they dispose of their fecal matter. I can’t have that happen to me. “Only you can stop poop related clogs” - Poopey the Bear
I'm pretty sure she was joking (the give away being the excessive laughter) the clogged drain was probably due to long hair getting stuck in it.
6:22 curious
3:27 ouch I have asthma too that just feels like a low blow
10:00 Bro what the hell
"must be Johnny Depp" lmfao
See that orphanage had me
0:04 Nah, Vicky's trying to hide her depression
8:18 car for pleasure. If I was rich I would had like some more normal car (work car) and a Ferrari (pleasure car).
The thumbnail alone made my day
the dbd levelling is probably because they think adam had bad perks even though he levelled up yoichi
Day 412 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.
1:02 she may be able to think but she can't actually think
4:39 that's just disrespect at that point
They banished the Amazon worker to the refrigerated section of the warehouse after that💀
AHHH THE BA SING SE REFERENCE I LUV IT
0:53 Say what you want, I still think 14-year-olds are the most clueless people on Earth when it comes to anything regarding life.
Damn I must be smarter than the average then. (My Bdays In a week btw)
@@Tendo987 I'm talking based on personal experience and experience with 14-year-olds.
@@eeveeofalltrades4780 ah ok
Oh hey, Mushroom Dude is back!
Dating is a whole mess.
Don't date people that don't give you back as much as you give them.
And try to find out if they shit in the shower before you get married. Didn't even know I had to have that listed until now.
This
One time I accidentally started in the shower, I thought I was farting till I turned around 💀
Oh god 💀💩
LMAOOO
2:16 poor gigi
i still haven’t mentally or physically recovered from the kid who’s mom died in the car crash one.
Emotions
Anger : a feeling that you want to get revenge because of something reasonable or stupid.
Happy : someone was helping or giving or something
Disgust : the ew sound
Jealousy : jealousy healousy we got a new drama
I'd like to add 1 more....
Depression : having the feelings that you failed at everything in life.
Suicidal : wanting to DIE.
My man really working over half the day to come home to "honey I like shitting in the shower lmao"
person at the hospital: *cries cuz their parents die*
hospital: that'd be $40, thank you very much.