So that dude who stalked his HS crush for *7 years* was so deranged that he couldn't bear to strike up a conversation with this girl as himself, but *also* somehow socially adept enough to be able to become close friends with his crush via a puppet account? That shit is either fake or the most tragic nonsense I've ever heard.
honestly with how messed up some people have become, i think it's crazy enough to be real. i genuinely feel bad for the girl he has a crush on, she thinks she has a close friend she can rely on with the one acc the dude's usin the most, i really hope she finds out the truth
Tbh I want this dudes conversation skills. I can't even strike up a friendship with my main accounts but this dude uses side accounts to lurk and it actually works
But seriously, imagine being in an agrument with a 3rd grader, and he says, "My dad could beat yours in a fight." And then you clap back with, "My dad punched a great white shark."
Imagine being the kid where the other kid said "MY Dad could beat yours in a fight" but instead of your dads going at it you just beat up the dad yourself. Essentially what was possible. I'm just making this comment to still spite that one kids Dad (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE). I hope they find this comment here one day as it would be funny. Because that Dad was fodder. Anyways that memory is such a funny one the idea of like you don't even use yourself you use someone else it's so funny yet so pathetic.
If I found out that most if not all of my friends were the same person and I was being stalked for several years, I think I would seriously question my reality and go mentally insane. I don’t think I could ever trust anyone again
@@ohmeohmicah are you saying you specifically wouldn’t care or are you just generalizing? Because I can tell you right now most girls/women would absolutely care if this happened to them.
@@ohmeohmicah Like if it was me I wouldn't care as my main things wouldn't matter if the closest ones to me were really one person if anything I would be interested in how someone could make themselves have so many identities yet stay in character enough they really look impressive.
9:24 you can't actually control your feelings. That's why they say love is blind. You could fall in love with someonemyou consider "ugly" or not your type. But you can control what to do about it. You can try to ignore it.
when i was in the 6th grade i used to have like 7 different twitter accounts that i made look like people from my school. I would talk to my friends using those accounts to see how they actually felt about me. I'm always paranoid about how people think of me but looking back at it, that was a rlly creepy thing to do
10:00 Vampire? She's an emo teenager. My homies in the castle begun to laugh after I showed them what she thinks she is. I've been with these guys for over 500 years since Vlad Dracula was alive, and I don't plan on parting ways with them any time soon
The thing is, he doesnt exist. He is simply a really awesome mass hallucination. Your reality is a mass hallucination. Reality is a lie. You are a lie. Wake up.
I actually know the artist of the cow picture, their name is Holivi. They are very talented at drawing and even sculpting. I honestly don't see what's cringe about the picture, it seems pretty wholesome unless you see utters as a sexual thing, which would be weird.
Not that utters are sexual, but a picture like this is not something you see drawn on a daily basis. It just gives you the uhm or at least for me it gives me “I’m drawing this as a troll” vibes
@@xijinping7039 holivi isn't really a troll though from everything I've seen of her. She does however like drawing silly things, usually in the realm of cute.
nah the one at 1:24 is insane though, Imagine the girl comes across the girl she thinks is her friend in the uni and the absoloute confusion and fear that will come after
Holy shit, i must be feeling odd, cus the wholesomeness of this vid made me tear up like 4 times! Love the way you balance tones bro, thats good vid making. Good job bro subbed
Okay guys I think I made a huge discovery, so this discovery we're gonna be talking about is pegasus's name. Before we get started, do you know what an "among us" is? Well an among us is an indie 2018 videogame by indie developer team innersloth. It would take a whole day for me to explain what this game is so, in a nutshell, among us is werewolf in space. So now that you know what among us is, there is a slang word famously used in the video game it is "sus" Sus is the shortening of suspicious, but it has shifted from a word to describe someone suspicious it became the word for well, something related to the video game among us. Now back on the discovery I made so first we take pegasus's name and change the first letter to an m, after that you add a space between the a and the s, now you have mega sus. Now this might seem like nothing but it is very very important as mega is 1,000,000 and as I just explained sus is the slang term for suspicious. Now this means pegasus is 1,000,000x more sus than the average citizen of America. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk, Goodbye.
I've just woken up from bed as I'm about to brush my teeth to buy some desserts at the 99 cent store in 102°F heat and feel refreshed every time I see Pegasus' videos as I know I'm going to enjoy it! 😇 I haven't even played the video yet as I know it's going to good as usual! 😄
low key, I can see myself doing that multi puppet accounts to a person I knew just to see how invested and how long I can hold the disguise. I think it’s gonna be fun.
Assuming this is a joke, tbh yeah, it’d be kinda cool to see how long you can stay undercover (but fr fr, don’t do that, that’s creepy as fuck, but if there was a game bout it i’d see if i’d be good undercover)
7:25 I felt that I have an uncle who didn’t want to be a part of my family’s life because he hated kids and he did nothing not even send us a birthday just last thanksgiving he actually came over and he told us he had a great time makes me sad he only is starting to like us now because he’s very old
Assuming it's real, it would be fantastic. I may sound cynical, but it's just a little hard to believe. Like why did they start the dinner when someone showed up? If no one had shown up, would they have not had the dinner?
I unironically knew someone who claimed to be a vampire. And this was when I was a teenager so like half my lifetime ago before all this ‘I identify as’ stuff was trendy. Even then she had the lingo down. I asked “do you drink blood, does the sun hurt you, can you transform in to a bat, do you need to eat food and drink water and breathe in and out to survive, does garlic or silver hurt you” etc. She answered no to every one. I asked “so in what way are you a vampire?” To which she replied “I just feel like it on the inside” Back then it was still socially acceptable to say “but you objectively aren’t one though”
Love the pass over of Saskatchewan. As a Canadian i still can’t spell it I have to use predictive text. 😂 for the record it’s pronounced like sask-at-Che(like the beginning of cheese)-whan .
for that thumbnail, no joke, i always, honestly, i always thought a nose job would be a sexual sarcastic joke. well to be fair i never really saw anybody directly linking their nose surgery to that word.
Something I noticed is that our society thrives from charisma. Think about it, we idolize famous people, we vote for the leader we like the most, we accept references for jobs. Personally, I would want to live in a more intellectually based society, one where the wisest make major decisions and people are praised based off their actions rather than fame. Just a little thought.
once again, i am impressed by the internet.
Stop laughing at satire goddammit I like your voice
Meshrum
Hi!
Impressed or disappointed
No
"I don't have a life, you don' have a life, let's begin." Thanks for the slap of reality
lysenkoism
Slap back to reality
@w h a t . help 💀💀💀
I make funny vidz
Yep
So that dude who stalked his HS crush for *7 years* was so deranged that he couldn't bear to strike up a conversation with this girl as himself, but *also* somehow socially adept enough to be able to become close friends with his crush via a puppet account?
That shit is either fake or the most tragic nonsense I've ever heard.
honestly with how messed up some people have become, i think it's crazy enough to be real. i genuinely feel bad for the girl he has a crush on, she thinks she has a close friend she can rely on with the one acc the dude's usin the most, i really hope she finds out the truth
Tbh I want this dudes conversation skills. I can't even strike up a friendship with my main accounts but this dude uses side accounts to lurk and it actually works
Bruh I'm genuinely terrified 😰
Tragic? Id say disturbing...she needs protection and he needs an asylum
id say this is both tragic and terrying
But seriously, imagine being in an agrument with a 3rd grader, and he says, "My dad could beat yours in a fight." And then you clap back with, "My dad punched a great white shark."
Badass
FRR
Imagine being the kid where the other kid said "MY Dad could beat yours in a fight" but instead of your dads going at it you just beat up the dad yourself.
Essentially what was possible.
I'm just making this comment to still spite that one kids Dad (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).
I hope they find this comment here one day as it would be funny.
Because that Dad was fodder.
Anyways that memory is such a funny one the idea of like you don't even use yourself you use someone else it's so funny yet so pathetic.
If I found out that most if not all of my friends were the same person and I was being stalked for several years, I think I would seriously question my reality and go mentally insane. I don’t think I could ever trust anyone again
i think its a matter of whether or not your main source of happiness is carried by your friends
@@ohmeohmicah are you saying you specifically wouldn’t care or are you just generalizing? Because I can tell you right now most girls/women would absolutely care if this happened to them.
@@screamingladybug6006 no i mean basically its if your friends matter to you a whole lot or you don't really care as much about them
@@ohmeohmicah Like if it was me I wouldn't care as my main things wouldn't matter if the closest ones to me were really one person if anything I would be interested in how someone could make themselves have so many identities yet stay in character enough they really look impressive.
I would genuinely believe we were in the matrix
I like how this just became wholesome for no actual reason
I know I’m a few weeks late but it just feels right to see mr.mushroom back in the profile pic :))
Oh hi Connor
Chicken
BRO SAME
I make sorta funny videos
Hello Connor, didn't expect you to be here
"The dumbest posts ever!"
*starts reading wholesome tweets*
I love how you start with terrible posts and slowly merge into better and more wholesome posts, with a few cursed ones sprinkled in still.
Bro sad “exciting the train” 😂 8:35. Love the wholesomeness megasus
fr lmao
You said "sad" instead of "stead"
Edit: i also spelled it wrong but whatever
Pegasus is like my morning cup of coffee, I can't go a day without watching one of his videos 🙏
9:24 you can't actually control your feelings. That's why they say love is blind. You could fall in love with someonemyou consider "ugly" or not your type. But you can control what to do about it. You can try to ignore it.
yeah weird no one was talking about it
the thumbnail has inspired me to go get a piercing so my future kids can be born with naturally pierced ears
lol underrated
when i was in the 6th grade i used to have like 7 different twitter accounts that i made look like people from my school. I would talk to my friends using those accounts to see how they actually felt about me. I'm always paranoid about how people think of me but looking back at it, that was a rlly creepy thing to do
Damn, these vids never fail to make my day
I make kinda funny vidz
10:00 Vampire? She's an emo teenager. My homies in the castle begun to laugh after I showed them what she thinks she is. I've been with these guys for over 500 years since Vlad Dracula was alive, and I don't plan on parting ways with them any time soon
Haha, _you're joking right?_
@@justanormalpasserby nope
I- _what_ 👁️👄👁️
What? Is it ilegal to live around 600 years in a castle? I'm not very familiar with laws so a little help is useful to me
@@methane5211 You think vampires can evade the IRS? No one evades the IRS.
Omfg that nose job thumbnail..just goes to show the young generation is doomed if they don’t want to get smart💀
When I saw it I was like 👁👁
Swear I lost braincells reading it
that guy who had a crush for 7 years was a straight up phsycopath and is a stalker which is a crime
I don't know why it took TH-cam so long to send me a recommend for your channel. Quickly subscribed and now binging all of your videos 😊
Year 2 day 37 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.
goddamn i appreciate the dedication
Cap
The thing is, he doesnt exist. He is simply a really awesome mass hallucination. Your reality is a mass hallucination. Reality is a lie. You are a lie. Wake up.
Mad respect ✊
Poopie
"I don't have a life, you don' have a life, let's begin."
this made me feel q lil better about not having a life
i love how theres the dumb segment of the video and theres a wholesome segment. keep it up Megasus. thank you
am i the only one who doesnt find people saying megasus to pegasus funny?-
@@misstra_knowitall Pegasus doesn't either I'm pretty sure
I actually know the artist of the cow picture, their name is Holivi. They are very talented at drawing and even sculpting. I honestly don't see what's cringe about the picture, it seems pretty wholesome unless you see utters as a sexual thing, which would be weird.
I don't know how the hell can utters be sexual, like for how long do you have to not to go outside to see them as sexual?
@@hollischeblume6393 hell if I know lol
Not that utters are sexual, but a picture like this is not something you see drawn on a daily basis. It just gives you the uhm or at least for me it gives me “I’m drawing this as a troll” vibes
@@xijinping7039 holivi isn't really a troll though from everything I've seen of her. She does however like drawing silly things, usually in the realm of cute.
It's in the realm of questioning if it's a weird furry thing or not. Just comes with the trade.
That turned from WTF to wholesome halfway through and I am ok with that.
nah the one at 1:24 is insane though, Imagine the girl comes across the girl she thinks is her friend in the uni and the absoloute confusion and fear that will come after
8:35 “Where new families were *exciting* the train.” What an amazing reader we have here
I'm really scared for that girl being stalked by the psycho. I hope it was some creepy pasta shit where people pretend to be jokers on the internet
Aw those sparkys paying that kid was too much for me. I melted lol
He suffered for us, he has seen it all
It was time for Megasus to leave.
He had seen everything
So we’re not gonna talk about how pegasus pronounced “exiting” as “exciting” in 8:34
9:51
Thats a bright ass room for a vampire
Fun fact: There is no fun fact you've been tricked
Say it ain't so
But that's the fun fact
Holy shit, i must be feeling odd, cus the wholesomeness of this vid made me tear up like 4 times! Love the way you balance tones bro, thats good vid making. Good job bro subbed
How did you know I dont have life?
*ARE YOU SPYING ON US?*
8:34 “exciting the train” 🤣🤣🤣
Is that a bag of seed in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I’m dying 🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🥲🤨🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
*''I'm here to collect you from this earth...''* - Grim Reaper
2:53 in metal gear I thought raiden and armstrong were now genuely friends but then raiden tossed him 5 meters away XD
What, you don't throw your friends as a sign of endearment?
@AztecPrinceV He said your not greedy not crazy
@AztecPrinceV Just say armstrong quotes right
@@ashegaming3530 Armstrong and Raiden were enemies. Imagine not having played the game
I'm aware they are enemies...
r/whoosh
7:45 do you blame him? Tom and Jerry is absolute fire!
he is speaking more and more like PewDiePie when reading memes
Okay guys I think I made a huge discovery, so this discovery we're gonna be talking about is pegasus's name.
Before we get started, do you know what an "among us" is?
Well an among us is an indie 2018 videogame by indie developer team innersloth.
It would take a whole day for me to explain what this game is so, in a nutshell, among us is werewolf in space.
So now that you know what among us is, there is a slang word famously used in the video game it is "sus"
Sus is the shortening of suspicious, but it has shifted from a word to describe someone suspicious it became the word for well, something related to the video game among us.
Now back on the discovery I made so first we take pegasus's name and change the first letter to an m, after that you add a space between the a and the s, now you have mega sus.
Now this might seem like nothing but it is very very important as mega is 1,000,000 and as I just explained sus is the slang term for suspicious.
Now this means pegasus is 1,000,000x more sus than the average citizen of America.
Thank you for coming to my tedtalk,
Goodbye.
Thank you for this detailed explanation. I appreciate the time it took you to make this and I am glad that i bought a ticket to this ted talk.
@@Eud36 thank you for listening to my tedtalk
Thanks for this incredible explanation of a very easy to understand joke. Anyways loved this ted talk
5:51 not with the yummy cookies
Technically this is considered as a dumb post
I've just woken up from bed as I'm about to brush my teeth to buy some desserts at the 99 cent store in 102°F heat and feel refreshed every time I see Pegasus' videos as I know I'm going to enjoy it! 😇 I haven't even played the video yet as I know it's going to good as usual! 😄
Damn, 18 months clean? Lovely juvely. Keep going mate. Hope you're fine!
Road to 1 mil, I found your channel today and I love it 🥰 keep up the good work and road to 1 mil
2:52 A pegasus. In a Pegasus video. Ah yes, it all makes sense now...
The Chinese restaurant story was so awesome!!! Made my heart melt
How does it go from the dumbest posts to wholesome posts 🤨
9:40 goddamn they did them hard with the poll LMAO
Person at 8:49 has been playing the sims 3 for too long
Thanks to this video now I know it takes me almost 11 minutes to finish a good breakfast.
low key, I can see myself doing that multi puppet accounts to a person I knew just to see how invested and how long I can hold the disguise. I think it’s gonna be fun.
Assuming this is a joke, tbh yeah, it’d be kinda cool to see how long you can stay undercover (but fr fr, don’t do that, that’s creepy as fuck, but if there was a game bout it i’d see if i’d be good undercover)
Wife: take out the trash Husband: i punch a shark for you and its still not enough
you're like a miniature clone of mutahar, and i love it
The Christmas one hit me too it was a good one.
i too love useing a holebowl
6:00 that made me cry omg
7:25 I felt that I have an uncle who didn’t want to be a part of my family’s life because he hated kids and he did nothing not even send us a birthday just last thanksgiving he actually came over and he told us he had a great time makes me sad he only is starting to like us now because he’s very old
The “I can’t take this I’m choking, aaaah” serves to be a meme tho
6:46 damn that was wholesome
Other guy: Shut up man your infertile.
Him: I punched a shark. Beat that goofy.
that Chinese restaurant story I love it.
Assuming it's real, it would be fantastic. I may sound cynical, but it's just a little hard to believe. Like why did they start the dinner when someone showed up? If no one had shown up, would they have not had the dinner?
I unironically knew someone who claimed to be a vampire. And this was when I was a teenager so like half my lifetime ago before all this ‘I identify as’ stuff was trendy. Even then she had the lingo down. I asked “do you drink blood, does the sun hurt you, can you transform in to a bat, do you need to eat food and drink water and breathe in and out to survive, does garlic or silver hurt you” etc. She answered no to every one. I asked “so in what way are you a vampire?” To which she replied “I just feel like it on the inside”
Back then it was still socially acceptable to say “but you objectively aren’t one though”
Finally you’re almost at 1 million YEA BOI
Love the pass over of Saskatchewan. As a Canadian i still can’t spell it I have to use predictive text. 😂 for the record it’s pronounced like sask-at-Che(like the beginning of cheese)-whan .
Your channel was the best discover i ever made on TH-cam, favorite videos to watch in lunch
6:53 THIS IS SOOO WHOLESOME
Imagine being the guy that was forced to stand between Mike Tyson and Tom and Jerry
8:34 "exciting the train"
for that thumbnail, no joke, i always, honestly, i always thought a nose job would be a sexual sarcastic joke. well to be fair i never really saw anybody directly linking their nose surgery to that word.
In the words of Buzz Lightyear:
*There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere*
I love how that Jesus pick is the same pic as the “I talked to god he says he hates you” meme.
The amount of braincells I lost is equal to the amount of fatherless figures on Tiktok
10:02
Fitting isn't it? Vampires are fiction. So is her brain!
I really hope pegasus and vampire girl meet In real life one day, the collab would be amazing.😶🌫️
Something I noticed is that our society thrives from charisma. Think about it, we idolize famous people, we vote for the leader we like the most, we accept references for jobs. Personally, I would want to live in a more intellectually based society, one where the wisest make major decisions and people are praised based off their actions rather than fame. Just a little thought.
8:37 "In 1910, he was" Yo, did you just mistake the province of Saskatchewan for the name of the guy?
The Christmas one was so wholesome
Hmmm, an abundance of joker memes...
Very MEGASUS
Exciting the train?
You must be tired lol
Can we talk about how Pegasus thought Saskatchewan was the name of the farmer?
You can't control your feelings but you can control what you do with those feelings
Metal music dude is an absolute Chad, I might’ve done the same.
I love the one with the little boy and the 15 pounds. Excellent. 🙂👍
The one with the little girl too. Thank you everyone has not gone bannas just most ppl.🙂
Just a heads up to all peoples, the upside down cross is actually St.Peter's symbol, as he was crucified upsidedown.
Mike Tyson’s greatest fight was his fight against Shiba Chiharu
The forehead burn has me rolling💀💀
Petition for Pegasus without a cap
🙋♀️👇
I can't get over the fact he said (8:35) exciting instead of exiting 😭👏
8:34 "Exciting the train"
I cannot excuse this mispronunciation.
My day got better
"Exciting the train"💀
8:34 megaSUS reading “exciting”
4:28 I don't wanna laugh-😭😭😭😂😂 but I can't stop laughing💀😂😂😭😭
8:12 CR1... says "toxic masculinity"
huh?
“Becoming transgender so my kids are born as females.”
Nah man, that baking grandpa aint 90. He looks 70 at MOST
"I found the medicine to cure Cancer"
"But did you clap a Shark to safe your Woman? Yea didnt think so"
The camera broking was just OG Pegasus
Damn megasus didn't knew what duality meant i am really in these videos!!