Kristeen von Hagen - Your Nudes Aren't Safe

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  • #KristeenVonhagen explains what all men should think about before sending nudes, her bachelorette party in #Germany , and being corrected on her own last name.
    Kristeen Von Hagen stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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  • @Uatemydoodle
    @Uatemydoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Rofl... I was thinking, "Why doesn't she just pre-load a solved cube?", and then she said that's why she doesn't talk to boys. XD

  • @PartVIII
    @PartVIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Good show, and the build-up to the last joke was great. Fuck the haters.

  • @amandalou9498
    @amandalou9498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WHEN SHE SAID “NOT ONLY AM I GENETICALLY SUPERIOR” I FUCKING CHOKED

  • @ashleymoon4668
    @ashleymoon4668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    why are the just for laughs audiences so mfing DRY

  • @GregStallion
    @GregStallion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Damn, she’s good. Some of the most original & clever stuff I’ve heard in a long time.

  • @katera5711
    @katera5711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I looked up my dad's original last name. Um the family's last name is Gay. lmao so yeah i googled Gay Nazi. hahahahaha thank you.

    • @jessicaa8412
      @jessicaa8412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'M DEAD!

  • @do_mii1314
    @do_mii1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I‘m from Germany and literally pronounced her name as I saw it in the title in my head like she said it in the video lol

    • @solokom
      @solokom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do_Mii me too and I also thought "zats not hau yu pronounts it! zis tsounds like Dutch!" 😁

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She was good! Nervous start, but she worked through it. Hope to see more of her :)

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    LOL the ancestry.com part

  • @MrPutrifyingEagor
    @MrPutrifyingEagor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I thought she was great, I liked her personality and material & delivery !

  • @oliviaboyette2637
    @oliviaboyette2637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's art 😂😂😂😂

  • @Colineo
    @Colineo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like her style, so subtle with it.

  • @susans654
    @susans654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm German descent also and that IS a great last name, lol.

  • @sunndnguy30
    @sunndnguy30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her name is The Reubix Cube!
    Just like bert is The Machine.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @moonnugget4598
    @moonnugget4598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😹 Is it wrong that my first thought was, that would be a SIC X-Man party trick! hahahahaha

  • @btwimdaddy6266
    @btwimdaddy6266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tf u think it’s a purse just 2 in there😂😂😂😂

  • @jackiearrizon6832
    @jackiearrizon6832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great stand up!

  • @audreyxatomic
    @audreyxatomic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What does it say about me that that's already what I was thinking when she was talking about the Rubik's cube trick? 😅

  • @belforio
    @belforio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hilarious!!! :D :D :D

  • @greezm60
    @greezm60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The comments section is lame for not thinking she very funny! I like her!

  • @Regimeshifts
    @Regimeshifts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great st and great jokes! Thanks :)

  • @reylynndarling
    @reylynndarling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love her. So funny!

  • @ignaciopadilla9744
    @ignaciopadilla9744 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Pam

  • @SeanKirksey
    @SeanKirksey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved the set .🖕🤣🤪

  • @jungletheme2094
    @jungletheme2094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I went to that same sex show!!!

  • @harleygerken747
    @harleygerken747 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep it up girl. Fuck the haters.

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Atleast your name isnt fegelein.
    FegelEIN FEGELEIN FEEEGELEIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

  • @nevadastreak
    @nevadastreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    They didnt teach us this in school. Germans in the resistance, many of whom was actually in the military. Cool

  • @Magmafire
    @Magmafire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She's like a TV mom.

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She is cute and funny

  • @tomace5008
    @tomace5008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good watch

  • @arkadiuszrogala1359
    @arkadiuszrogala1359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao so THAT’S what genetically superior looks like! 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

  • @NRELDN90
    @NRELDN90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is she trying to be funny?!

    • @damnfk063
      @damnfk063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think so. Please notify me when she succeeds

  • @Lexor888
    @Lexor888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lady, you got two holes to work with... just saying ;)
    Use google, you'll find out the second one can hold huge things too.

  • @footballxi6278
    @footballxi6278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well she need a good content writer .

  • @Hercules003
    @Hercules003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only funny female comedian is Gina Yashere.

  • @AncientYouth64
    @AncientYouth64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Not funny

  • @Xcarbonizer
    @Xcarbonizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    she looks like she'd be fun to be around, but she tries too hard to be funny

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yet another comedian who thinks they have to shout when they do a German impersonation.

  • @reginaldcrapo132
    @reginaldcrapo132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    -Booooooo- .... Mooooooooooooo!

  • @kamran8698
    @kamran8698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is not that funny im sorry

  • @user-fm2pm1hd1d
    @user-fm2pm1hd1d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ew and ugh

  • @alphoncejallow3176
    @alphoncejallow3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    eww

  • @photomakerman
    @photomakerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you set is just sex jokes, it means you're not able to create humour.

  • @brainfragrances
    @brainfragrances 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    anti-funny.

  • @b.p.5627
    @b.p.5627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No. Just no.