36 times Dr. House was a complete savage

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  • Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 36 Times Dr. House Was A Complete Savage. Played expertly by Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 36 Times Dr. House Was A Complete Savage. Played expertly by Hugh Laurie, Dr. House from the hit TV show, "House," is sarcastic, angry, and in a constant state of sheer annoyance. Between the incompetent patients and his incompetent colleagues, it's easy to see why Dr. House prefers to handle things his way and why he has such utter disdain for those he made a career out of saving. But in any case, we rounded up a list of our favorite insults and savage moments from the one and only, House.
    Did we miss your favorite quote or moment? Let us know in the comments below!
    Next of Ken is a producer of reference online video content, covering all things entertainment including video games, movies, TV shows, trends, and more. We upload new videos weekly with Top 10 lists, Origin stories, and more!
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    Did we miss your favorite quote or moment? Let us know in the comments below!
    Next of Ken is a producer of reference online video content, covering all things entertainment including video games, movies, TV shows, trends, and more. We upload new videos weekly with Top 10 lists, Origin stories, and more!
    All audio/visual content that was used in the creation of this video are the sole property of their respective owners, production companies, distributors, and/or airing network(s), if applicable. Next of Ken claims no ownership to the footage used and has no affiliation with any of these production companies, distributors, or airing network(s). Musical
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  • @kalel32688
    @kalel32688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3698

    "Are you being intentionally dense?!"
    "Huh?"
    LOL

    • @user-vi3pi9rf7w
      @user-vi3pi9rf7w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That gets me all the time
      Here it was cut so perfectly XDDD

    • @alana3040
      @alana3040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahahahahaha

    • @user-cb6gv9ue3v
      @user-cb6gv9ue3v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I paused it and lost my shit. xD

    • @kingsora6352
      @kingsora6352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She was asking him if he's being dumb on purpose. He then makes fun of that by doing exactly what she was accusing him of

    • @mellj7213
      @mellj7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kalel32688 That one was my favorite

  • @aritrahalder3209
    @aritrahalder3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5369

    You missed one.
    Cuddy : "How advanced is the pneumonia?"
    House : "It's taking college courses."

    • @Acuraintegraman1
      @Acuraintegraman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      what season as that?

    • @aritrahalder3209
      @aritrahalder3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Acuraintegraman1 Season 4 Episode 3
      "97 seconds"

    • @batz102
      @batz102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@aritrahalder3209 holy shit that is exact

    • @Ludosquo
      @Ludosquo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@batz102 its the name of the episode xd

    • @batz102
      @batz102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ludosquo I have never seen this show rip

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4152

    Hugh Laurie never once slipped back into his native British accent during the whole run of House.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

      Pamela Mays apart from that time he pretended to be a British Doctor to get some lab results faster.

    • @schizowallflower
      @schizowallflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      He did a couple times in the Blooper reels if I remember correctly. Although he mostly messed up in an American accent.

    • @TheFullswordslord
      @TheFullswordslord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      JamesCPotter13 True. But there he was acting that he was acting. Making him an ever better actor :)

    • @waywardgoddess1153
      @waywardgoddess1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I didn't even know he had one until he did an interview LOL he's good!

    • @SuperPuzzler
      @SuperPuzzler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He intentionally went into it once for a James Bond joke.

  • @sflaningam7680
    @sflaningam7680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Fun fact: during an interview on the Graham Norton Show, Hugh Laurie stated that even when working on other projects, he starts limping upon hearing the director say, "Action!"

    • @SuperRaquel101
      @SuperRaquel101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Another fun fact he said in i think the same interview the character was based off of his father who was actually a doctor

    • @vitrya.r9194
      @vitrya.r9194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SuperRaquel101 no it's not, his father was a doctor, but house was not based on hugh's father

    • @orangjawa1270
      @orangjawa1270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vitrya.r9194 No what I think what he meant was the way he act, he based it off his father

  • @SuperPuzzler
    @SuperPuzzler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2777

    "You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook?"
    "It's never lupus."

    • @Nnothingg-
      @Nnothingg- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True

    • @PheonixSunstar001
      @PheonixSunstar001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@Nnothingg- I remember one episode where it was. House was completely astounded.

    • @Nnothingg-
      @Nnothingg- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@PheonixSunstar001 no no that episode never happened 🙃

    • @danielholoweckyj9098
      @danielholoweckyj9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Nnothingg- deny everything!

    • @carnagekraven8532
      @carnagekraven8532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His most famous line😂

  • @wazkangz955
    @wazkangz955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    “If her DNA was off by 1% she’d be a dolphin”🐬

    • @Tigressa101
      @Tigressa101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Funny how that's almost accurate as the real difference between DNA. He should have replaced "dolphin" with "banana" to make it even funnier.

    • @atuljha6128
      @atuljha6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Tigressa101 nah that's like 40% off

    • @bdeezy1794
      @bdeezy1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol i thought he said adopted. A dolphin is way funnier

    • @SJamesGill88
      @SJamesGill88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@atuljha6128 You are right,banana is about 60% identical to human.

    • @Eggo2341
      @Eggo2341 ปีที่แล้ว

      And if your grandmother had wheels she would be a bike

  • @Hero_of_Legend
    @Hero_of_Legend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3050

    "He's not a what. He's a who. They even have the right to vote now"
    Aaaaaaand I know what soda feels like shooting out of my nose....

    • @Term1nus3st
      @Term1nus3st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ikr made me laugh so hard

    • @adamdoang
      @adamdoang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sooooooo.. what's it like? Strawberry?

    • @Hero_of_Legend
      @Hero_of_Legend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@adamdoang If you're asking what the drink was, it was Pepsi.
      If you're asking what it feels like, it feels like burning.

    • @adharshk6136
      @adharshk6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was a good one😂

    • @divinespark236
      @divinespark236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought for a second you were going to make a twisted ice tea slap joke but I see this comment predates that

  • @cas3899
    @cas3899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "Merry Christmas."
    "...and a happy go to hell."
    Can't think of a more perfect response XD

    • @bigdickgod2442
      @bigdickgod2442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be honest, because of this show, I've used that line.

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3475

    "We got rectal bleeding"
    "ALL OF YOU?!"
    😂😂😂

    • @unasked3986
      @unasked3986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Dr_Cardiologist_99
      @Dr_Cardiologist_99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @SellingSouls
      @SellingSouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    • @omairkhan9167
      @omairkhan9167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huuum you beat me by 3days well done!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    Hugh Laurie was born to play as Dr House.

    • @kjh1678
      @kjh1678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      bro is this justin y's alt. account wtf is going on

    • @mattpetty1
      @mattpetty1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What is really funny is that he has to do it in an American Accent. He speaks normally with a very British flare.

    • @germansalkov8432
      @germansalkov8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @SweetCommanderAlexander exactly

    • @belledelphine9692
      @belledelphine9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache i see you everywhere, you’re like Justin y wtf

    • @gabrielsrensen797
      @gabrielsrensen797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmmm someone has stolen your name but has another profile picture

  • @diamondtron01
    @diamondtron01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3262

    "He's 8 & swallowed something off a fridge? Darwin says let him die"

    • @davidnguyen9065
      @davidnguyen9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      actual savage

    • @darthsquid2107
      @darthsquid2107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Is a true statment

    • @thenextsketch4975
      @thenextsketch4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t get it, 😔

    • @diamondtron01
      @diamondtron01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@thenextsketch4975 Put simple: Do something stupid, take the consequences

    • @diamondtron01
      @diamondtron01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Gary Garretson Naaaaah really? Wow...... -_-

  • @pixiegirl131415
    @pixiegirl131415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    How was the “teeny tiny baby coffins” interaction not included in this?!?

    • @indy5573
      @indy5573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ikr! that was the best!

    • @phaserisclasic8825
      @phaserisclasic8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Fire engine red

    • @Red_Beard2798
      @Red_Beard2798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Phaserisclasic - Or frog green!

    • @ag1317
      @ag1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Owning anti-vaxxers, always fun

    • @InsomniaVirus_
      @InsomniaVirus_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      School bus yellow

  • @mariamarakishvili5313
    @mariamarakishvili5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    'good news is he's running out of organs to fail'
    this man is a legend✨

  • @celiavinciguerra555
    @celiavinciguerra555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    ‘No girlfriend. Always with Wilson. Obsession with sneakers. ‘ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HittokiriZaraki
    @HittokiriZaraki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    My first thought when I saw the title: "Only 36?!"

    • @AlexGNR
      @AlexGNR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do the math

    • @taskforcenine6559
      @taskforcenine6559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AlexGNR either they suck at math, or they died 31,535,998 seconds ago. If they respond... you know the truth.

    • @annabethpowell3199
      @annabethpowell3199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My first thought was “Oh, you mean the entire show?”

    • @salmabassiony5998
      @salmabassiony5998 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      36 per episode*

  • @pia-ld2bj
    @pia-ld2bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    0:18 House: you wouldn’t believe the crap people let me get away with
    The one sentence that literally defines the whole show

    • @galvansword2166
      @galvansword2166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think thats why he put it at the beginning

    • @soumyadeepauddy5272
      @soumyadeepauddy5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it can define two more shows "mentalist" and "suits"

    • @user-mx4is4fx3c
      @user-mx4is4fx3c ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@soumyadeepauddy5272 Suits isn't exactly like that. Characters there get away with all sorts of crap because everyone else already did that.
      So no one is able to call out anyone

    • @Peagaporto
      @Peagaporto 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "you can't do that, that's illegal"
      "Have you seen me practicing medicine?"

  • @deathbysoap
    @deathbysoap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    "we got rectal bleeding."
    "what? all of you?"
    had me in tears

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Happens all the time

    • @sdkmusic2859
      @sdkmusic2859 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pavanshankar8010
      @pavanshankar8010 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I swear 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariamarakishvili5313
    @mariamarakishvili5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    'will I get bonus points if I act like I care?'
    -me everytime I have to socialize.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My daily life at work

    • @bennythebunny3957
      @bennythebunny3957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's just sad man...

    • @KaibaSeto.
      @KaibaSeto. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bennythebunny3957 Sad part is the humble bragging
      Someone has deep need for approval it seems

    • @bennythebunny3957
      @bennythebunny3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KaibaSeto. i don't even remember writing this wtf

    • @KaibaSeto.
      @KaibaSeto. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bennythebunny3957 Happens to the best of us
      Last month i got a notification from a comment i made five years ago
      It was an AMV video...

  • @randallmcgrath9345
    @randallmcgrath9345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "I was being sarcastic!"
    "Won't look that way on the court transcipt."

  • @Neoo_exe
    @Neoo_exe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    House: Dr House...don't think we have met
    Jamie: Dr Jamie connaway, I've heard your name
    House: Most people have its also a noun
    😂😂

    • @spididerman
      @spididerman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      U got the other guys name wrong. Its Chuck.

    • @i.theo_
      @i.theo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      spididerman wut ever we all get the point 😂

    • @Whoami-sh4pl
      @Whoami-sh4pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      spididerman When they spoke he said Jamie
      M

    • @kanikagaral7637
      @kanikagaral7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spididerman yeah Chuck thought he can play with house wrong move that's why he shifted to other universe where Sam Dean exist but no house. Lol

    • @woohaa27
      @woohaa27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was hilarious 🤣

  • @WolfRider2010
    @WolfRider2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    “We’ve got rectal bleeding.” “What, ALL of you?” NEVER gets old! 🤣

  • @onigireee
    @onigireee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    "It's never lupus."

    • @schizowallflower
      @schizowallflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He might store them in a Sarcoidosis textbook next.

    • @magno172
      @magno172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Except that one time it was lupus

    • @danielgagne485
      @danielgagne485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@magno172 That was Dr Buffer actually. House only confirmed it...lol

    • @codyeble6764
      @codyeble6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love that the one time it was lupus he literally said, yes! I finally have a case of lupus

    • @trinitycrosby5781
      @trinitycrosby5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Onigiree
      It’s always lupus

  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    “Are you being intentionally dense?!”
    *”Hu-“*

    • @oldladybertha6335
      @oldladybertha6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when i first what that episode it made me laugh so hard idk why lmao

  • @dudeno5811
    @dudeno5811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "once you're dying, suddenly everybody likes you."

  • @northener_van6971
    @northener_van6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "We got rectal bleeding."
    "What, all of you?"

  • @stefanlazarevic7832
    @stefanlazarevic7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Girl: Can I get pregnant by sitting on a toilet?
    House: Well yes. But there's need to be someone between you and toilet.

    • @antonissa8345
      @antonissa8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m crying laughing 😂

    • @austindemelo4947
      @austindemelo4947 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favourite line from any show ever lolol

  • @fishsmokechicken4131
    @fishsmokechicken4131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "are you being intentionally dense?"
    "huh?"
    (the cut makes it even better)
    ==============
    "how old are you?"
    "eight"
    "and he swallowed something stuck to a fridge. Darwin says let him die"
    ===============
    These 2 are gold

  • @syntaxusdogmata3333
    @syntaxusdogmata3333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    _"You wouldn't believe the crap people let me get away with."_
    You're talking to Wilson. Yes, he would!

  • @confusedisland8439
    @confusedisland8439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Are you being intentionally dense" "HUH?" moment caught me off guard🤣

  • @morganl.kennedy3619
    @morganl.kennedy3619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Dont worry, its treatable. Being a bitch though... nothing we can do about that."
    LOL LITERALLY ME!!

  • @viksin1998
    @viksin1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    The algebra joke❤️
    Foreman: the kid was giving an algebra exam when he got nauseated and starting seizing.
    House: yeah, that's how algebra presents itself.

  • @maodedel7038
    @maodedel7038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    There are other great sarcastic characters in TV, but IMO Dr. House is the king.

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr venture from the venture brothers is my king of sarcasm. Dr. House is a close second though.

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      House is king.
      They're both nouns.

    • @ernesttanare862
      @ernesttanare862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rick Sanchez?

    • @adelin9940
      @adelin9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now you fella know what's true

    • @pawnhearts8785
      @pawnhearts8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Toosoo
      Stan marsh from south park(later seasons)
      Bojack from Bojack Horseman
      Chandler Bing from Friends

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "How old are you?"
    "eight"
    "He's 8 years old and he ate something stuck to a fridge? Darwin says 'let him die".
    Shit thats cold.

  • @arturs4024
    @arturs4024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    ''Get a pony or a watermelon farm''
    *IM DYING*

    • @paulm.7420
      @paulm.7420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it.

    • @loganwallace3911
      @loganwallace3911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Paul M. According to a stereotype black people like watermelon and foreman is black

  • @blankpuddle0249
    @blankpuddle0249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I've heard your name."
    "Most people have, it's also a noun."

  • @leoweber3629
    @leoweber3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “I’m gay”
    “Oh that’s not what you meant?”

    • @grant4254
      @grant4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After she walks past you actually see him check out her ass and lick his lips. More like bisexual. But he was being sarcastic.

    • @thecalamity278
      @thecalamity278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grant4254 he wasn't looking at her ass... People just do that when their mouth gets dry

    • @Humanoidfrenzzy
      @Humanoidfrenzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was his ex tho?

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would make sense though.
      Always hanging with Wilson, the obsession with sneakers...

  • @sdkmusic2859
    @sdkmusic2859 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "The good news is,he won't be bitching about losing his arm if he can't breathe"
    That one killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hiyapatil5379
    @hiyapatil5379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "Hey Wilson, I'm going to cut some cripple's eye out! Wanna come watch?"
    "Good times."
    I love that Wilson neither questions nor denies his request, they really are adorable together

    • @dracon2002
      @dracon2002 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Wilson, coming out of his office instantly and with visible interest: Sure!
      XD

  • @krystal3172
    @krystal3172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Unfortunately, you can't post the entire series.

  • @ginger_nosoul
    @ginger_nosoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "Weve got rectal bleeding"
    "All of you?"

  • @liaseverusgreen7564
    @liaseverusgreen7564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "You hide your pills inside a lupus book?"
    "It's never lupus"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pflince9546
    @pflince9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    one hat was missed
    "our son isnt dead"
    "not yet i called a little early, you beat the rush hour traffic though"

  • @DC-dtom1776
    @DC-dtom1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Are you being intentionally dense?"
    "Huh?" 🤣🤣

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    “You’re comparing me to a Nazi? Nice.” Me to everyone I work with.

    • @justmrs1mps0n58
      @justmrs1mps0n58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Literally my favorite line in the whole show haha

    • @stephanginther9051
      @stephanginther9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was briefly in California about 10 years ago. There was a trend there at the time where people would call you a nazi if you said anything they disagreed with. Someone once did that with me, I said, 'I'm part Jewish and my great grandparents fled Europe to get away from nazis. DO NOT call me a nazi!' the person looked chastened but didn't apologize.

    • @miriam7779
      @miriam7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That happen in NASA?

    • @thevalorousdong7675
      @thevalorousdong7675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stephanginther9051 "was a trend"? That's been a normal California tradition and still is.

    • @1sam-ef
      @1sam-ef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *All* Whites are Nationalist Socialist Democratic Party members!

  • @VisualBasic6
    @VisualBasic6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    House's face saying HUUUGH !????
    after Cuddy is priceless 5:48

  • @anirbankarmakar1692
    @anirbankarmakar1692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Just imagine Dr. House had Berta as his housekeeper. The conversation level would have been epic

  • @aroma_
    @aroma_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "We've got rectal bleeding" "What, all of you?!" was, is and will be my favourite ever

  • @ToxicSentinelTTV
    @ToxicSentinelTTV ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "He's not a what he's a who. They even have the right to vote now."
    I almost died there

  • @cat-.-
    @cat-.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    According to statistics Dr House has been savage 16,028 times in the series

  • @dayakarp987
    @dayakarp987 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    'i was being sarcastic'
    - ' it wouldn't look that way in court transcript' i laughed hell out of my stomach.

  • @cipriansirbu3699
    @cipriansirbu3699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Cameron:How you describe my leadership skills?
    House:Nonexistent,otherwise excellent.😂🤣

  • @kansasstatealerting2424
    @kansasstatealerting2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “I want you to pretend your leg is a piano”
    “My leg isn’t a piano”
    _”I know that’s why I said pretend”_

  • @yurivitorio407
    @yurivitorio407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Foreman: you stash your drugs in a lupos text book?
    House: it's never lupus!
    LOL

  • @kingarthur83rd
    @kingarthur83rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Patient: Boys can't hold me for too long, because I can overheat.
    House: Girls can't hold me for too long, because I pay only for an hour.

  • @isham2044
    @isham2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Nah fam, he was savage all the time

  • @Pete_R63
    @Pete_R63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A favorite of mine is when somebody, I don't remember who and don't recall verbatim, asks House how long a patient will live and he says, "I wouldn't go buying any green bananas."

  • @randyschott494
    @randyschott494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The “huh” is what did it for me😂😂😂after cuddly asked “are you being dense”

  • @antheaellis17
    @antheaellis17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "This could leave you B-B-B-B-Brain damaged" should also be here haha

  • @McCaler
    @McCaler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I always did found his sarcasm amusing. LOL!!!

    • @vstabill36
      @vstabill36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      find.... You idiot.
      -House

  • @youtubelabeledmeapredator826
    @youtubelabeledmeapredator826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!!!!!!! Lol this episode kills me every time

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    'That man's in a coma.'
    'He doesn't mind. I asked.'
    'You're getting crumbs all over him.'
    That is hilarious. :D

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII หลายเดือนก่อน

      (House pulls out a Dustbuster)

  • @sannehouterman7838
    @sannehouterman7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Darwin says let him die" amazing🤣🤣

  • @AlytheAlleyWay
    @AlytheAlleyWay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    House: How old are you
    Kid: eight
    House: Darwin says let him die.
    I'm dying why is he the funniest character ever

  • @nikhildominic1565
    @nikhildominic1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    " Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing u again. "

    • @baritony8763
      @baritony8763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What episode is that scene from?

    • @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
      @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baritony8763 season 1 episode 4 (maternity) :)

    • @johnanthony6092
      @johnanthony6092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That girl, Hedy Burress, is the voice of Yuna in Final Fantasy X and X2.

    • @reuellucas7187
      @reuellucas7187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      House is a fucking mood I love it XD

  • @darkySp
    @darkySp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You're comparing me to a Nazi ? Nice..."
    The delivery is so, so perfect

  • @vsaucenou323
    @vsaucenou323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Merry Christmas”
    “And a happy go to hell.”
    I’m going to use that at least once.

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I've heard your name...
    Most people have, its also a noun.

  • @cyphyialea3610
    @cyphyialea3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Take a drink every time House does or says something that would, in real life, get him fired. You’ll be completely black out drunk/hammered if you do.

    • @kgunitkeese17
      @kgunitkeese17 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, you'd die of alcohol poisoning! :P

  • @geoffreygriffin3015
    @geoffreygriffin3015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Many years later and that Rectal bleeding one still makes me laugh

  • @XtremeXC29
    @XtremeXC29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Just remember, this is the same guy who was Stuart Little's dad.

    • @jeffdinvell
      @jeffdinvell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I noticed Stuart Little on Netflix the other day, almost clicked on it but something made me not. If only I had, and I would’ve realized this fact sooner

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and 101 Dalmatians live action

    • @Griffykun
      @Griffykun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My gawd, I havent watched that movie in ages. I did not know that!

  • @_Tayloremc_
    @_Tayloremc_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Are you being intentionally dense?!"
    *"HUH?"*

    • @EvonneLindiwe
      @EvonneLindiwe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kills me every time 😂

  • @stagna1959
    @stagna1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Noone really likes dr. House, but if I had serious health problem, I would want him to be my doctor . All his flaws are insignificant because he is simply the best .

    • @TemitayoGiwa
      @TemitayoGiwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly I’m conflicted. On the one hand he’s solve the mystery, but on the other he may do something so rash that I may not be able to live with in order to solve it.

    • @davidbaigorria5847
      @davidbaigorria5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TemitayoGiwa not a lot of patients that could be saved weren't saved in the series. Some had intreatable, deadly diseases... and whatnot. It's a series bout medical drama, not everything has to be unicorns and rainbows

    • @TemitayoGiwa
      @TemitayoGiwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Baigorria I think you may have missed what I meant. I’m not saying he didn’t do a good job or didn’t solve his cases. In one of the clips he says he’ll keep taking pieces from a particular organ till he finds what’s wrong. Cameron challenges him and says he’ll keep taking pieces till the patient dies. And he responds that he’ll take pieces after that. My only problem with House is that he shows complete disdain for his patients well being. Which may make for a lot of drama in a TV series but would make him a really horrible doctor in real life.
      My comment was as brilliant as he is, I’m not sure I’d want him as my doctor in real life, because he may do something to “solve a puzzle” that would permanently kill or maim me. If not for Cuddy and the rest of the team acting as a voice of reason and shielding him from consequences he might have done something way worse than we see on the shows.
      I don’t think life is “unicorns and rainbows” as you put it. I know life can be horrible, but the empathy of others often makes it more bearable.

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TemitayoGiwa Dr House took the most difficult and complicated cases in hospital and his patients death rate was still lower than with any other doctor who got easier cases . That is why morgue pathologist demanded only House to treat him, he knew had the best chance to recover with him and he knew House will not give up no matter what . I know House is fictional character, but I would take rude and sarcastic doctor over nice and polite any day of the week if he gets better results. I dont give a damn his bedside manners or empathy, the result is only thing what matters to me as a patient .

    • @davidbaigorria5847
      @davidbaigorria5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TemitayoGiwa Doctors are not supposed to be friendly, their job is to save people. Sure, having a friendly doctor that cares and does his job with the highest interest in people's health would be THE absolute best, but between a doctor that hugs you while you're dying and the other that ignores you while you get better, I'd have the latter, because then I'd have more time to spend thinking about the things that I could do after I get out of the situation and whatnot.
      And Dr House is not as horrible as others think. He has good reasons to try and save his patients lives, but not their physical or mental worlds, as long as they could do something in life, partly because he, as a doctor, was still useful even thought he was crippled and because of other reasons that were stated across the series..

  • @imeldaatienoongango2183
    @imeldaatienoongango2183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You hide your stash in a lupus textbook...its never lupus🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johns9652
    @johns9652 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love that even the editors apparently are aware of the fan joke "It's never Lupus" when Foreman is amazed that House keeps his Vicodin in a Lupus medical book.

  • @aaronjames5276
    @aaronjames5276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I've got the plague?"
    "Don't worry. It's treatable. You being a bitch, though? Nothing we can do about that."
    That may be my favorite one. :)

  • @guitarcovercentral2357
    @guitarcovercentral2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:50 literally me everytime someone asks me something

  • @NaseriFamJam
    @NaseriFamJam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I needed this today. Thanks!

  • @firsttimeforge3596
    @firsttimeforge3596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:34 it was this visit that propelled him into a career in medicine for Pawnees clinic. He even carries the same persona as Dr House. What a great origin story.

  • @bemasaberwyn55
    @bemasaberwyn55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    And now I miss this show

  • @anissa4176
    @anissa4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "and a happy go to hell" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kostakosg
    @kostakosg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Enough! Get a pony, or a watermelon farm."
    How tf did I not catch this sooner? 😂😂😂

  • @ellix_3
    @ellix_3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "*Huh*" that got me bro 😂😂😂

  • @Pete_R63
    @Pete_R63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another favorite is when, I think he is explaining a patient's rising creatinine level and says, "It's your kidneys way of saying, 'you go on without us'."

  • @donpatterson4829
    @donpatterson4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Foreman about kutner: "he's a wimp, he's afraid of you"
    House: "you want me to intimidate him in to not being afraid? Not sure I know how to do that"

  • @liaseverusgreen7564
    @liaseverusgreen7564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Merry Christmas..."
    "And a happy go to hell".
    This line became my favorite. I'm saying this to all the people I hate, on Christmas.

  • @Animefan1803
    @Animefan1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You´re comparing me to a nazi?"
    "Nice!"
    God i love this show.

  • @krushna4181
    @krushna4181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cameron (with chase and foreman at her side): We've got rectal bleeding
    House: what? All of you?

  • @srinjoybose6287
    @srinjoybose6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We got rectal bleeding.
    House: What,........ All of you
    🤣😂😂😂

  • @davethelong5093
    @davethelong5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favourite is:
    How would you describe my leadership skills ?
    Nonexistent

  • @noeiro15
    @noeiro15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The intentionally dense gets me every time

  • @RasenRendanX
    @RasenRendanX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Can you do one of these on Patrick Jane from the Mentalist?

  • @kaylag5043
    @kaylag5043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:50 Me in quarantine 🤣

  • @dhruvaveldi
    @dhruvaveldi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And I thought he was ALWAYS savage!

  • @oliversampson1259
    @oliversampson1259 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cuddly: “Are you being intentionally DENCE?!”
    House: “HUh?”

  • @phitsf5475
    @phitsf5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Counting 26 beats in 3 seconds.
    26*20 = 520 bpm
    This appears insane. But maybe after every 26 beats his heart simply takes a rest for 15 seconds. Approximate resting rate of 75bpm. Perfectly healthy. Maybe doctors don't know everything.

    • @andrewtongue7084
      @andrewtongue7084 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a huge, "maybe", Phits 😉

  • @boah1668
    @boah1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:46 Best part for me

  • @IndieGamerRetro
    @IndieGamerRetro 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    04:04
    House: Oh, I almost forgot. I need to give a sixteen year old Magick Mushrooms to treat a cluster headache, is that cool?
    Cuddy, non-chalantly: No problem.
    House: *Leaves*
    Cuddy: *sudden realization that he WASN'T JOKING & panic runs after him*
    That show was really on another level. You don't see many shows like this anymore.

  • @sebastiangarrett9406
    @sebastiangarrett9406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wise words of Dr. House -"huh"

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If Dr House told me to cut my hand off, I'd do it. His honest and dry approach to everything makes me trust him more than real life doctors

  • @reefsami8010
    @reefsami8010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the ALL TIME BESTS 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻