Best of the Worst: The Black Spine Edition

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  • @jackwalsh7087
    @jackwalsh7087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3239

    Being chased by Mike Stoklasa is the scariest thing I can think of...

    • @janpawedwa4590
      @janpawedwa4590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@Musicvidsetc no, thats being chased by Rich Evans

    • @Lamrett
      @Lamrett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Nah. Getting CAUGHT by Mike Stoklasa is scarier...

    • @JG_Wentworth
      @JG_Wentworth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@Lamrett And more erotic.

    • @mpinnegar
      @mpinnegar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Don't worry you don't have to run very fast to stay ahead of him.

    • @joecool2721
      @joecool2721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Just leave some booze behind and he’ll forget he’s chasing you

  • @ApproachMedium
    @ApproachMedium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15513

    I can't believe you guys reviewed "Partners." I actually was hired as the original DP on this film and my oh my do I have stories. (Writing this as I watch so it may be a bit disjointed) In a nut shell, I walked off that production and took my crew with me after 3 days of shooting because it was such a shitshow. That's one of the reasons why the director's name appears in the credits for almost every position. With regards to the badge being upside down, Pete did that intentionally because it was a real badge on a fake cop. His logic was that no one would know it was real if it was upside down (because it would be "unreadable"). I shot the opening scene, the bar scene and one other (I believe I still have the raw footage) after that Pete took over and the rest is history. The drive-by scene was when I decided to split for good. There was no safety prep, no permits, no nothing. As a matter of fact a blank did actually fire out of the Uzi and scared the shit out of the crew. We were filming on Staten Island and a Swarm of NYPD rolled up on us after reports of gun shots in the area. Overall your assumptions about how the crew changed constantly is 100% correct. Anyway if you want some more info on the horror that was this production or the joke it became aftward, hit me up. I think I still even have the original script, complete with typos. Hopefully you guys see this :-)

    • @spacedoubt15
      @spacedoubt15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +838

      I really hope they see this, sounds amazing.

    • @CallanLoF
      @CallanLoF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      I hope they get back to you, all of this seems endlessly fascinating.

    • @yeenbeanmachine2594
      @yeenbeanmachine2594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      This is amazing.

    • @ListerTunes
      @ListerTunes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Bumping this. The world needs to know everything that can be known about this film.

    • @Nygaard2
      @Nygaard2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Bump bumpety bump bump bump - pay attention RLM!

  • @PenguinDT
    @PenguinDT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    "Superman destroyed businesses! Superman destroyed people!"
    The Beveridge Man is a prophet! That's the plot of Man of Steel told in 1998!

    • @muthesquirrel
      @muthesquirrel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      It's all explained in his best selling book, Bagels & Wopper Buttons.

    • @plopolp9818
      @plopolp9818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Penguin DT You predicted my comment two hours before I wanted to make it.

    • @conornutt
      @conornutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I love the fact that RLM are actually probably a more successful business by sitting on a sofa laughing at him than angry beverage man is by being so angry and buisnessy.

    • @gregstinkston7634
      @gregstinkston7634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd argue that that wasn't the plot but thats all the other movies take away from it.

    • @Fudz4
      @Fudz4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Was Mr Beveridge's point that Superman is getting all the criminals and making the cops lazy? But... If the cops are spending their money on donuts and coffee... And banks are safer to use now because there are less robberies... Isn't Superman pro business?

  • @Groppler
    @Groppler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    I just noticed they changed the name from Plymouth Ice Sculpture Spectacular to Plymouth International Ice Spectacular because the original acronym was PISS lol

    • @scino55
      @scino55 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not that PIIS is much better.

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@scino55 I assume that would be pronounced "pee-ss," like someone saying piss in a bad impression of an Eastern European accent.

    • @GoodAvatar-ut5pq
      @GoodAvatar-ut5pq ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@drpibisback7680 Or, Eastern Indian, if you recall Ryan's Babe.
      For whatever reason, nobody in that movie pronounced piss the same way. And that's not normally a problem, but it comes up a lot in that movie.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Right, 'cause PIIS is sooo much better 😂

  • @tr11251
    @tr11251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    I love the idea that Mike just hangs around waiting to spring BOTW episodes on people without their knowledge or consent

    • @stupled
      @stupled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@_escapegoat touchè

    • @jackdawson5490
      @jackdawson5490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Breathe of the Wild

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could you have phrased that any more sinister?

    • @FinalGamerJames
      @FinalGamerJames 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of these people stood in a fairy ring off the interstate 95 and Mike suddenly appeared without warning to torture his new friends with strange and bizarre depths of recorded media.

  • @marioposada8880
    @marioposada8880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    So this entire episode just exists to establish that there are multiple rich Evans in this redlettermedia multiverse

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      There are multiple Plinketts, so of course there need to be multiple Rich Evans' .

    • @dh_501
      @dh_501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      L O R E

    • @tHustr4
      @tHustr4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poppers 73 Now I want RLM to make a Rick and Morty satire called Rich and Plinkett.

  • @Kameratyp
    @Kameratyp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    "YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM ME?!?!?" - Mike Stoklasa 2018

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Seeing him run is hilarious. I need it in GIF form.

    • @roetheboat1
      @roetheboat1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hey, guys. Stop making fun of him for being clumsy. He's just not used to having to move quickly when he's sober.

    • @turkeysamwich00
      @turkeysamwich00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      YOU FUCKERS
      YOU FUCKERS

    • @gavinmarshall2228
      @gavinmarshall2228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Amazing... If only Mike would chase me, maniacally screaming "YOU FUCK! YOU FUCK!" "I HAVE YOUR CAR KEYS!!!"

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's what Harvey Weinstein said!

  • @ConnorNolanTech
    @ConnorNolanTech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2151

    This is the RLM version of that trope in movies where sex addicts are so bored with normal sex that they resort to extreme kinks.

    • @chadsigmarson673
      @chadsigmarson673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Trope? You're just describing Jay.

    • @willtowers1532
      @willtowers1532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@chadsigmarson673 poltergeist 3 is the gateway to pervert sex weirdo movies

    • @fartquaviasdingle7876
      @fartquaviasdingle7876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But to be fair that's normally how that happens

    • @Nolan65775
      @Nolan65775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It's only a matter of time before Mike discovers a VHS type covered in archaic runes that are used to summon the Cinemabites, hellish beings that bestow upon their victims films so terrible that they transcend the concept of 'being so that that it's good' into raw physical pain and pleasure.

    • @zs4580
      @zs4580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Undcvrhlp It can still be a trope if it's used frequently in movies.

  • @mikemcgtv
    @mikemcgtv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    Don Beveridge: "SUPERMAN DESTROYED BUSINESSES! SUPERMAN DESTROYED PEOPLE!"
    (Little did he know that a young Zack Snyder was at that seminar furiously taking notes) ;)

    • @chipbipple2593
      @chipbipple2593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fuck off! XD
      I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @oscarsantana9983
      @oscarsantana9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Don Beveridge is a better Lex Luthor than Jesse Eisenberg.

    • @SadDragonNoises
      @SadDragonNoises 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      What the superman analogy was about:
      Superman always has police eating donuts in it and showcasing lazy cops. DUE TO THIS, the IRL police force began avoiding eating at donut places as a way to avoid the stigma. What the dude was trying to say was that you have to be careful how you present yourself or else you will build up stigmas against your business which could drive away potential customers.

    • @chipbipple2593
      @chipbipple2593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Equinaught Yeah but, I'm pretty sure Crispy Cream or Duncan Doughnuts never ran an ad campaign about lazy cops eating pastry instead of working. I'm actually not sure where that stereotype came from, unless it came from early Superman comics, as the crazy "WHOO!!!" man seems to suggest. My point is if that's what he means, it falls apart imediately.

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Is Duncan Doughnuts Mike Beveridge's half brother?

  • @iAmTheSquidThing
    @iAmTheSquidThing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2949

    I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I thought Rich from _RedLetterMedia_ and Rich from _Previously Recorded_ were the same person.

    • @exceisior3145
      @exceisior3145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      Common mistake.
      They aren't even related, funnily enough.

    • @KIager
      @KIager 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      It's really easy to tell them apart actually.
      One of them has adult-onset diabetes and the other guy has a debilitating Tums addiction.

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sorry I meant white people...

    • @AlbertoSantosDumont819
      @AlbertoSantosDumont819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dumb

    • @DarthAlphaTheGreat
      @DarthAlphaTheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually parallel universe traveller.

  • @Xandy743
    @Xandy743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    "He said he wanted to make us suffer. He wanted to take everyone else down with him. This is Mike's 9/11."
    My sides are gone.

    • @spunkybrewster1972
      @spunkybrewster1972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I assumed Rich was gonna say "Mike's The Last Jedi".

    • @SalTheMehGuy
      @SalTheMehGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Like the Twin Towers.

    • @dowmein
      @dowmein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is this going to replace the real 9/11?

    • @TediI47
      @TediI47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The likes spell 911
      I wish i could've liked 911

  • @Marigoldpyre
    @Marigoldpyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4171

    Can we get a kickstarter set up for a survival horror game in which you run around the RLM studio space whilst a drunkenly slurring Mike Stoklasa chases you?

    • @DarthFandoro
      @DarthFandoro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      And one of the objective is to get your car keys back.

    • @MyMagnificentOctopus
      @MyMagnificentOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      @@DarthFandoro To escape, you push the whopper button.

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      RedLetter-dent Evil 3: Stoklasa-sis.
      And instead of just saying "S*T*A*R*S",
      he periodically trips over drunkenly and shouts "AH! FUCK!".

    • @hulkamania170
      @hulkamania170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@DarthFandoro and find some juicy shaq meat 👍🏼

    • @firienfeld
      @firienfeld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      that's called my wet dreams every night

  • @TheWalkingEyebrows
    @TheWalkingEyebrows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3706

    The automated captions for this kept mistaking Rich’s laughter for applause and sometimes as music.

    • @vfxninja5503
      @vfxninja5503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      "Mistaking?"

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      It can be two things.

    • @Sum1BetrThanU1
      @Sum1BetrThanU1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Rich knows how to push my whopper button

    • @leeshang6419
      @leeshang6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The applause in my pants

    • @zero-fj3pj
      @zero-fj3pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Which it is

  • @harmonysummers
    @harmonysummers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Went and read Don Beveridge’s obituary. He had 6 kids named Donna, Don, Diane, Dirke, Debbie, and Dawn. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maw9406
      @maw9406 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      dedication to the bit. i respect it

    • @psykomancer4420
      @psykomancer4420 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Holy shit, I thought you were kidding. The man truly was a living meme.

    • @leminjapan
      @leminjapan ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There's no way this is real. Right?

    • @KalleMagne
      @KalleMagne ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That man was a hero. RIP.

    • @brendujames
      @brendujames ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What a legend

  • @whitneydouglas4794
    @whitneydouglas4794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    This is Mike's revenge for destroying both copies of Vampire Assassin.

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      HE'S THE DEVIL SON!

  • @Gage_Brumley
    @Gage_Brumley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3438

    Wow, Don Beveridge just passed away last Sunday. Pushing the Whopper Button out of respect for an absolute legend!!!

    • @davidbelisle7771
      @davidbelisle7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      I just saw. The man went to the big phone booth in the sky. Call Clark Kent.

    • @harmonysummers
      @harmonysummers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      He’s got all the bagels he can ever want now. RIP, you legend.

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I hope he knew that he was immortalized in rlm history. Not even trying to meme here... the man made an impact on all of us. However smiles are brought to our faces. ... they were brought and that's all that matters.
      Seriously though that's sad news. I hope his family found peace.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Beware Klingon elders, Beveridge is amongst you!

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      i was just eating bagels too and wanted to rewatch this, now my bagels taste sad. RIP to the best spokesperson Kurger Bing could ask for

  • @1chiTheKiller
    @1chiTheKiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I love the moment when Jay says "the first and last Black Spine Edition" and Mike drunkenly interjects with, "We'rE GOnNa dO iT AGaiN." Just cracks me up.

    • @StrumstarHammer
      @StrumstarHammer ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And he MEANT it, god dammit!

    • @felixedwardz5459
      @felixedwardz5459 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And it's become their most enjoyable gimmick

    • @1chiTheKiller
      @1chiTheKiller 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@felixedwardz5459 Most definitely.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And by golly they did 😂

  • @ImperfectWeapons
    @ImperfectWeapons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3187

    Don Beverage, formerly known as Don Wilson, owner of Iowa's largest wildlife preserve

    • @TheTexasDice
      @TheTexasDice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Just imagine how many Burger Kings are in this country, I-I-I've got an idea you see, we're gonna build all these wopper buttons in downtown Manhattan!

    • @rattlehead9127
      @rattlehead9127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I GOT 13 BURGER KINGS IN THE GREATER DES MOINES METROPOLITAN AREA ALONE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY WHOPPER BUTTONS I NEED?

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      PUSH THE FUCKING WILDLIFE BUTTON!!

    • @stovepipe6115
      @stovepipe6115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mother of god...

    • @seanc6170
      @seanc6170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Red Letter Media has the deepest lore

  • @PeaceandPuzzles
    @PeaceandPuzzles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I think MAYBE the whole Clark Kent analogy was meant to say: "There should never be a Superman in your business that everyone directs their problems to, because then nothing will get done unless Superman is there to do it for them." If I'm correct, that's good advice honestly. But I'm probably just a bagel lacking D.K.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I think the analogy is meant to be that you the manager/business owner should be Clark Kent. You are secretly superman and capable of solving every problem, but none of your employees know about that. Because if they did know they would get lazy and come asking you for help constantly.

    • @moisheshucklegruber2982
      @moisheshucklegruber2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don't think you even know what a bagel is. in the business we have a saying: YDKB and I'm having a hell of a time teaching you about bagels here today

    • @gnot_paul
      @gnot_paul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      At first I thought he was trying to say Superman making cops lazy was a good thing because then they could sell more doughnuts.

    • @MyMagnificentOctopus
      @MyMagnificentOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That was what I thought too. When we were doing CMM certification I remember academic types going on about how horrible it was to rely upon the "heroic employee", as it would not be repeatable and regular, since you needed great programmers to make it work. You needed a process where an ordinary employee could maintain the process. (I had some problems with CMM's rationale, as in some cases you DO want heroic employees, as truly innovative design does come from heroic employees, and truly innovative development is not repeatable. But CMM seemed to think software development was something like an assembly line where you just plugged in pre-written parts... Fine for making routine web sites, not so good for innovative programming... probably why CMM is most popular in government circles.)

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow it took us 4 years to finally understand it (and only POSSIBLY at that)

  • @DecoySanchez
    @DecoySanchez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    This is the closest thing I've seen to a tour of their studio, as they try to flee from Mike as he chases them down like a serial killer. It's amazingly on brand.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There must be someone obsessive enough to have mapped out the entire studio by now using clips from the videos. They've done it with the Tourettes Guy's house.

    • @mellowyellow6572
      @mellowyellow6572 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mrscruffles801 Someone did do that, for the VR game Super VHS, it’s a game where you explore the RLM studio collecting VHS games

    • @Cargo_Bay
      @Cargo_Bay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mellowyellow6572that person said they made it a point to not do any of the upstairs offices/screening rooms. Just the ground floor warehouse space for the main sets. Even he knew it would be a little over the top to design offices/bathrooms/etc.

    • @DeaconPain
      @DeaconPain 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was able to use their footage to find where their studios at in my city

  • @gavinmarshall2228
    @gavinmarshall2228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Guys, guys, guys! It's not a customization seminar! It's a customERization seminar by the late, great Don Beveridge. I had the honor of being customerized by Don himself out behind a Wendy's in Atlanta back in '96... those were the days...

    • @chipbipple2593
      @chipbipple2593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ... are you "Mahvin Gahvin", or "Mayvin Gayvin"?

    • @ls367
      @ls367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Show us on the doll where he customerized you.

    • @joonasvainikainen4537
      @joonasvainikainen4537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are you the guy who showed Rich Evans his "Wendy's ad"?

    • @SequentiallyCompact
      @SequentiallyCompact 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you certain it wasn't a Winkie's Diner instead of a Wendy's?

  • @master_frown
    @master_frown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    I went on a cruise last year, and I am 150% sure Blackstreet Boys were an act on the ship. They're still going...

    • @JSK1121
      @JSK1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Joshua Fournier what kind of whacky skits and dancing did they do?

    • @kay_keik7842
      @kay_keik7842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      are you a french canadian by any chance?

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Did they do a skit about gay Vietnamese farmers riding tricycles?

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Good for them, honestly.

    • @jackpijjin4088
      @jackpijjin4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      More longevity and relevance than the actual Backstreet Boys.

  • @Stammer6
    @Stammer6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    The irony of Mike saying "Hi, Jack" as he hijacked Jack away from Rich at the start

    • @irishmanrants89
      @irishmanrants89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It’s like poetry

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fecxor Fecxor oh no that makes Jack one of the planes

    • @wannabecriminalman
      @wannabecriminalman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      How many Jacks would a Mike hijack if a Mike could hijack Jack?

    • @JRSanchez93
      @JRSanchez93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wannabecriminalman 6?

    • @Ascarion1234
      @Ascarion1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's not irony.

  • @aer0kid1088
    @aer0kid1088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    “It could be some weird porno” these guys are masters of foreshadowing. Now we know they set up California Big Hunks way back in BSE 1

    • @chiefs2pretty4radio
      @chiefs2pretty4radio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He speaks the truth, brothers!

    • @chandrakantapatil4151
      @chandrakantapatil4151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      wdym weird? I got off to that shit

    • @conan2096
      @conan2096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      big hunks trancends porno

    • @MFSeaMen
      @MFSeaMen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It could have been a copy of "I wanna buttfuck your grandma".

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Take your pants off

  • @jonathanroberts6978
    @jonathanroberts6978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    "This is, like, embarrassing"
    - Jay Bauman

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't think you understand that their whole lives were leading up to this.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😬

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Tell the crew to push the Whopper button"
      -Don Beveridge (5/1/98)

  • @RockedNet
    @RockedNet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2641

    I'm afraid that Red Letter Media is now going to be sent a bunch of dirty homemade movies with no label knowing that Rich Evans might have to watch them.

    • @johnsmith-mv8hq
      @johnsmith-mv8hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      If he picked them up at the Manhole, anything's possible. :/

    • @EleventhHourPower
      @EleventhHourPower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I have a bunch of sound equipment I can lend if anyone wants to set up a snuff shoot

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Still beats Simple Plan.

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hope some of those videos include bagels.

    • @Reptomon
      @Reptomon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm afraid that Red Letter Media is now going to be sent a bunch of dirty homemade movies with no label knowing that Rich Evans might beg to watch them.

  • @gwardojones
    @gwardojones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    I love that you guys added Partners, a movie that made sweeping story changes when the director realized the movie was too short, when you realized that your Black Spine Edition was too short. Life is cyclical, my friends. Everything always comes full circle.

    • @wesbarnhart4608
      @wesbarnhart4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@kamikazemelon787 poetry... It rhymes

    • @AbsentMinded619
      @AbsentMinded619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s stylistically designed to be that way

    • @jesuscandia3968
      @jesuscandia3968 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Life finds a way.

    • @natelax1367
      @natelax1367 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The world is a flat disc and there might be a turtle holding it all up but it's most likely rich Evans instead

  • @INeedJesus4sure
    @INeedJesus4sure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    "Superman destroys business, Superman destroys people"
    Amazing! He predicted Man of Steel

    • @wwCs49
      @wwCs49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      don't forget the part of the story where superman is too late to save the bank tellers from being brutally shot to death lmaooo so gritty, so dark

    • @MarkLLawrence
      @MarkLLawrence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Don Beveridge is Zack Snyder's source of DC Comics knowledge.

    • @redtexan7053
      @redtexan7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Don Beverage Cinematic Universe

    • @themarkktv
      @themarkktv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MarkLLawrence Release the Beveridge cut

    • @Viceroy_Sundercles_III
      @Viceroy_Sundercles_III 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “Save the Whoppers...”
      “WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?”

  • @procrastinateALLday
    @procrastinateALLday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Did they really see nothing wrong with the sign that reads,
    Plymouth
    Ice
    Sculpture
    Spectacular

    • @antoniowakardo7280
      @antoniowakardo7280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dalton Schwarcz lol PISS

    • @half-lifer5761
      @half-lifer5761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dalton Schwarcz naw, I’m just kidding, the word is “POOP.”

  • @ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson
    @ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    If I rubbed a lamp and a magic genie gave me one wish, I would wish for a VHS of a conversation between Don Beverage and the coked out gambling instructor from Top Slots: Spotting the Best

    • @ThatUselessOne
      @ThatUselessOne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Milquetoast Eugenicist TELL JIMMY TO PUSH THE SECRETS BUTTON

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You got to hit the burger button. You only get a burger if you hit a jack pot."

    • @ThatUselessOne
      @ThatUselessOne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, if we push the whopper button and hit the jackpot, will we receive edged weapons?

  • @Sepulveda91
    @Sepulveda91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    I want a collaboration between Don Beverage and Jimmy from the slots video.

    • @WatrDragn
      @WatrDragn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      An an an an an an an an an an BAGELS!!

    • @Sepulveda91
      @Sepulveda91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yusuf read your whopper buttons, please!

    • @Nick-uo3lp
      @Nick-uo3lp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don Beveridge died in 2011, or at least that's what my 15 second search on google gave me.

    • @scottjohnson388
      @scottjohnson388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Solid callback.

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Carlos sets it up and Yusuf dunks the fucking thing! Brilliant

  • @davidoaklund8786
    @davidoaklund8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I love that rich is very reluctant to pick a random tape, then he unknowingly finds one of the best tapes ever. It’s poetic really.

    • @adamschizo
      @adamschizo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      something something poetry something something rhymes?

    • @johnnycoolguy9554
      @johnnycoolguy9554 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I come back to this episode regularly, specifically for their commentary on Don Beveridge's Customerization Seminar

    • @chadsmith3363
      @chadsmith3363 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rich doing his Don Beveridge impression might be the most fun he's ever had. What a performance!

    • @GoodAvatar-ut5pq
      @GoodAvatar-ut5pq ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@johnnycoolguy9554 The one I keep going back to is the Osteoporosis Dance. Colin, the 45 year old Canadian teenager, is laughing so hard that he can't breathe at Mike lobbing joke after joke at the elderly like some disrespectful college quarterback who knows he's in the zone. Watching him dissolve into helpless laughter is, itself, one of the funniest and most wholesome things I've ever seen.

  • @Thunt9
    @Thunt9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Don't skip ahead, people. Endure the first half of the video. You have to EARN that 2nd half.

    • @Adagamante
      @Adagamante 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Skipping ahead? I WANT to watch they suffer.

    • @DrInk-se7gs
      @DrInk-se7gs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      i;m gonna be honest, i wanted to see the Black Spine videos

    • @ErickOrffs
      @ErickOrffs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean, we got the see the two most interesting ones

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The first two weren’t that bad

    • @lookingforvideo9978
      @lookingforvideo9978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Who the hell skips? The best part is their misery.

  • @wericks3
    @wericks3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    5 minutes in:
    How are you possibly going to stretch this concept to 1hr and 9 minutes?
    1 hr and 9 minutes in:
    You Beautiful Bastards.

  • @WilliamAmbervein
    @WilliamAmbervein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    So I decided to talk to my general manager about this guy and he said that bagels are some of the cheapest products that you can sell for the highest amount of profit. Just like smoothies

    • @WilliamAmbervein
      @WilliamAmbervein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Erling Hansen I wouldn't know because Panera Bread is shit

    • @burdenernie6050
      @burdenernie6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      The cheapest product of all , the bagel smoothie

  • @realmatic10
    @realmatic10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    To be fair…Don Beverage’s “Superman” analogy, while flawed, is still making a great point. He’s saying that employees that do everybody’s work for them leads to dependency, and is ultimately counterproductive to building an all around capable workforce. This is why good employers will only demand that you do your assigned job. Any employer that absolutely expects you to be “Superman”, or to pick up others slack…is poorly managed.

    • @LN997-i8x
      @LN997-i8x ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The actual correct answer here is that you want to properly utilize your workforce. A critical part of doing that is assessing employee skills and playing to their strengths, rather than vieiwing then through an overly narrow lens or having them hyperfocus on singular duty.

    • @LadyWervyn
      @LadyWervyn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You explained that way better and more concisely than Don did 😅

    • @KarazolaX
      @KarazolaX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, it's actually a good analogy. It's missing the part where he explains exactly what he means, but there are employees who pick up responsibility by habit, or owners / higher-ups who don't trust people enough to offload responsibility properly. When these people leave the company, for whatever reason, it can spell the end of it.

  • @MiG-21bisFishbedL
    @MiG-21bisFishbedL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    There needs to be a horror movie of Mike chasing stupid high school kids and trying to make them watch terrible VHS tapes.
    Call it Tuesday the 17th.

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It is actually the 13th though, which is funny/spoopy.

    • @HarrisonReviews
      @HarrisonReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      or better yet: September the 11th

    • @tomfoxtrot9609
      @tomfoxtrot9609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And it needs to have the line "WHERE ARE YOU GOING! I HAVE YOUR CAR KEYS YOUUUUUUU F*CK"...

    • @111AwesomeMan
      @111AwesomeMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha so basically the Plinkett reviews?

  • @Kneefoil
    @Kneefoil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Someone should send them an unlabeled tape of Nukie.

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That would really push their Whopper buttons.

    • @Ale-mv3gr
      @Ale-mv3gr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like a hundred unlabed copies

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES!

    • @noctellauwu
      @noctellauwu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Someone send them three unlabeled tapes of The Phantom Menace, Double Down and Food Fight.

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t that a little ET monster thing?

  • @rmd251
    @rmd251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Mike is the only one having fun and I love it.

  • @kristophercrane
    @kristophercrane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    I can't quite put my finger on it. These guys have been fucking hilarious for years and I can just watch the same episodes over and over and expressions and gestures and jokes never get old.

    • @kristophercrane
      @kristophercrane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Samar3n Correct.

    • @RicketyRocketyRoo
      @RicketyRocketyRoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      great comedic timing/editing and just the fun setup of friends talking to each other about movies the same way your own friend group might, so it feels like you're hanging out with their gang for a while instead of an awkward video of someone talking right at you and trying to pander.

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Great editing aside, the chemistry between the RLM guys is great. They're good friends in real life and it shows by how we'll they play off each other's jokes.

    • @Mmmmilo
      @Mmmmilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is accurate.

    • @vinylsolution2522
      @vinylsolution2522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just like the Honeymooners.

  • @Schirad
    @Schirad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Man, these guys must be really good at repairing VCRs to watch all these VHS tapes. They should set up some kind of VCR repair shop.

    • @simonchiu7845
      @simonchiu7845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I bet they're lightning fast too

    • @AceZachrocks123
      @AceZachrocks123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fast my ass they have been working on mine for 7 years!!!

  • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
    @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Mike's genuine joy at Rich's "Australian bullets" line is so wholesome

  • @AnonRanGER01
    @AnonRanGER01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "PARTNERS" - only one guy on the cover.

  • @joshhall5172
    @joshhall5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Growing up is starting to understand what Don Beverage is saying.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't want to get old😢

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      BAGEEEEELLLS
      *WOOOOOOOAAAAAAH*

    • @mauricio8778
      @mauricio8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      COLADA WOOOOOOOAAAAAAH

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Time is a flat bagel.

  • @andremoreau8390
    @andremoreau8390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Don Beveridge says every single word like he's saying "FUCK YOU!" and it's amazing.

  • @Oujouj426
    @Oujouj426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Rich's witch cackle breathes life into this hollow vessel.

  • @ichael333
    @ichael333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Mike has now truly gone mad with power

    • @SultanSamet
      @SultanSamet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      First their car keys, then their lifes.

  • @YaRaginAye
    @YaRaginAye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    10:21 to 11:07 the most disturbing moment in RLM cinematic history. The evil alcoholic Mike Stoklasa chases his fellow workers who are trying to escape from what can only be described as a hostage situation while cruelly reminding them there is no escape.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @NickMichalak
      @NickMichalak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jack has the BEST reactions cowering in fear while Mike screams like a homicidal nutjob. LOVE IT!

  • @xXDaftPunk101Xx
    @xXDaftPunk101Xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The Plymouth Ice Sculpture Spectacular is held a 5 minute walk from my house. Every year its freezing for the months leading up to the event, then shoots up to 50 degrees the weekend of and all the ice melts.
    It makes sense that they call it PISS

  • @landonny
    @landonny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    No joke I live in Plymouth, Michigan and the "Ice spectacular" is still very much a thing here minus the international part. No one cares about it.

    • @Kevin-qv3ch
      @Kevin-qv3ch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shit, I live in SE Michigan and have been to Plymouth several times. Never even heard of it.

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Plymouth Ice Sculpture Spectacular eh? It's a bit of a mouthful.Couldnt they they just call it P.I.S.S for short?

    • @FriendZone75
      @FriendZone75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’ve lived in Plymouth, and the ice sculpture event is definitely not as big now as it used to be.

    • @Neptunequeen42
      @Neptunequeen42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ice sculpture festivals are sort of a Small Frozen Town thing for a lot of michigan, actually. Frankenmuth has one but to be fair it's already a tourist trap. Enjoy michigan culture, come see the chainsaw-carved ice sculptures while you freeze to death!

    • @MrFin487
      @MrFin487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A great movie would be to have that tape fall into the hands of an unscrupulous corporate executive. And it sparks an idea in their cold capitalist heart. The exec begins to sponsor the festival and then takes over the town. The exec brings in Don Beverage who convinces everyone to mortgage their property to the exec. Exec Replaces citizens with actors (cause prettier) and various alarums and excursions (bulldozing peoples houses, stores and monuments and replacing them with market tested images) and proceeds to sell the hell out of the festival. Until the exce meets a wise old child and their single parent. Everyone learns a lesson about how the heart is the real international spectacular when the ice melts in the heart of all the cynical people who stole the town and festival.

  • @Dragonatrix
    @Dragonatrix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Plymouth Ice Sculpture Spectacular
    They literally called their thing PISS.

    • @JKeltTV
      @JKeltTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thank god someone else noticed.

    • @thereisnocontenthere
      @thereisnocontenthere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The reason nobody else noticed is because it was actually "Plymouth International Ice Spectacular". PIIS.

    • @GigaWhitArtandStuff
      @GigaWhitArtandStuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dustin B Yeah "gold"en shower

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is Plymouth?

    • @DragonRepairman
      @DragonRepairman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one is in Michigan.

  • @ramonoski
    @ramonoski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "Tell the crew to push the whopper button" is a perfect trochaic pentameter. Don Beveridge is up there with The Bard.

    • @NashaWriter85
      @NashaWriter85 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I kinda adore that someone, you, pointed this out. I was wondering why that bit sounded so good to my ears.
      In the same vein, I hate chatAi create a Haiku based on this sentence. Here's what it came up with :
      "Whopper button pressed,
      Crew, hasten with urgent zeal,
      Tales of taste unfold."

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whut

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NashaWriter85 haikus are just fucking Darmok

    • @micalzoncillo249
      @micalzoncillo249 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      you made me google trochaic pentameter and The Bard, screw you for nurturing culture on people

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In case anyone wants to know what this comment means, a trochaic pentameter is a sentence made up of five "feet" where each foot is composed of a stressed syllable and then an unstressed syllable. I think it's basically the inverse of iambic pentameter.
      "The Bard" is Shakespeare, who frequently used iambic pentameter in his writing. The nickname is short for "The Bard of Avon", which is a title he was given (possibly, no one is certain) about 100 years after he died.

  • @parkerlewis339
    @parkerlewis339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I can totally see Bryan Cranston as Don beverage in a movie

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@danielcropp8553 It's okay, you won't know you needed it until you experience it.

    • @eonswan
      @eonswan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@danielcropp8553 You're👏On👏Your👏Way👏Out👏Of👏Business

    • @ultimarx7772
      @ultimarx7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jesse, we gotta make bagels

    • @mauricio8778
      @mauricio8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He played a motivational speaker in a Malcolm in the middle

    • @tequilawhiskey
      @tequilawhiskey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mauricio8778 exactly, i cant believe 2 years went by without this.

  • @benbotka8010
    @benbotka8010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    This truly is Mike’s 9/11

  • @TheModerGuy
    @TheModerGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    rich calling mike "michael" is the most cursed thing i've ever heard

    • @iohfr
      @iohfr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      timestamp?

    • @SirRunk666
      @SirRunk666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Michael, Richard, and Jason. Our favorite frauds.

    • @nizzepower
      @nizzepower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vinicius RDLP around 7-8 minuters in

  • @TimMoorsom
    @TimMoorsom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Just watched this again for the first time in years. Got to say, coming back after being in a management role, Don Beveridge makes a lot of sense. The "push the whopper button" bit is saying that most half-decent managers know what they need to do to fix a problem, but waste time talking rather than doing (i.e they think they have deficiency of knowledge DK, but actually are just failing in execution: DE). With the bagel thing, he's saying that building a business based on some flashy new product or ultra-low price isn't sustainable because the competition will eventually catch up, and the businesses that survive build customer loyalty before that happens. Even the superman bit makes a lot of sense: he's saying that if one "super" employee is doing everything, your other employees won't develop any skills (like the lazy cops in the analogy) and the team will collapse if that superman ever leaves. Weird, weird delivery; but the advice is totally on point. Maybe everyone else has also figured this out by now.

    • @rurarararagi3394
      @rurarararagi3394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah sorry dude but the year isn't 1998. The world is now mostly dominated by big corporations, perhaps he was on to something 25 years ago when Amazon wasn't even a thing, but nowadays that is completely irrelevant and outdated advice from someone who was giving a seminar in 1998 about the best business practices of 1978.

    • @scipioninja
      @scipioninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@rurarararagi3394 Except no. None of what you mention makes the advice given by the OP any more irrelevant today than it was back when Don Beverage said it. News flash: In case you haven't notice, small businesses still exist and pop-up with frequency despite the best efforts of big businesses and Don is talking about practices that work in both because *Economic success does not scale with your earnings; if it works in the small scale, it will work in the big one* Maybe next time don't spout some dumb af cringe if you don't understand what you're taking about in the first place. It's like the OP is taking about how to change the oil in your car and you're saying that it's irrelevant because there's places that do that for you now, it's asinine.

    • @waakufaaku9554
      @waakufaaku9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@rurarararagi3394 Even if you're working at a FAANG company, there's still a management structure. Having a rockstar employee (to a degree where other employees aren't getting a chance to take on difficult tasks or projects, thus creating a large knowledge/skill gap) is absolutely still a concern, regardless of the size of the company.
      If you're still in school I can understand why you might get the impression that large companies are completely impersonal, but most departments (in any company) are broken up into small teams, each with their own team leads/managers.

    • @alexthemorgan
      @alexthemorgan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I also think this was a franchisee meeting for Baskin/Dunkin/Togos and Telling the franchisees not to waste time and money pursuing things they dont do.
      The flashy new thing was all of the different brands available through their parent company.
      Like if customers know a location as a Baskin Robbins, dont shove Bagels in their face. If you're known as a Dunkin location, dont try to push a bunch of ice cream at 8 am. Dont try to sell a sandwich at all if you're a Dunkin or a Baskin Robbins.

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That superman analogy happens in many jobs. Evil management types purposefully want a "dumb superman" because they know that most employees quit or dial in their performance when they realize the job is crap and the supervisors are lazy assholes. But if they can get a couple of "dumb supermen", guys who work hard because they feel like they are suppose to in order to be good workers, then it benefits the Evil managers and makes up for the slack caused by the other employees and lazy supervisors. When a "dumb superman" wizes up to how much they are being abused, they leave, and it creates this vacuum of no fucking work getting done on any adequate level which creates a domino effect of people quitting and the business teeters the brink of closing down, or Evil Managers finally getting fired after their laziness is exposed to higher management. Experience has taught me, do not work hard for a company or manager that doesnt reward you fairly for what you do. You gotta dip yourself into the work waters slowly and hold back from working hard until you're sure that the manager or company is worth it. If you do too much too soon, or prove yourself efficient at a task...evil managers suddenly give you that task ALL THE TIME.

  • @omegafro2000
    @omegafro2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    OMG GUYS: I ACTUALLY MET THE BLACKSTREET BOYZ!!! They had came to the community college I had attended as an entertainment act and I volunteered to record them for the Film & TV group I was part of. Wished they had brought up their time on Round House(loved that show as a kid) but they apparently were the opening act for Ice Cubes tour at the time and were apparently going to do a film project together once the tour was over(...).
    On the plus side, they had made the upgrade to DVD... still haven't watched it despite having 2 copies somewhere at my parent's house. But still. XD

    • @BeeStBowie
      @BeeStBowie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nick Bryan Send that shit in.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't just say something like that, tell us you sent it to RLM!?🤯

  • @NinjaBaka
    @NinjaBaka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2817

    Mike chasing the guys trying to escape was so hilarious.

    • @hollasteve1
      @hollasteve1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      I've got your car keys you fffFUCK!

    • @dannandaeterra
      @dannandaeterra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Where d'ya think you're goin'??????????

    • @Mikhavoc
      @Mikhavoc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      that short spontaneous sequence was funnier than the entirety of ghostbusters 3

    • @davidasylum1870
      @davidasylum1870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      If only Mike and The voice of Mr. Plinkett can exist in the same room of half in the bag

    • @lookingforvideo9978
      @lookingforvideo9978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The key to stopping him is to leave a bottle of crystal skull vodka on the road. Mike has priorities.

  • @msarek4100
    @msarek4100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Year of the Don Beveridge video seminar: 1998
    Year Lewis Black's comedy career takes off: 1998

    • @pdbedlion
      @pdbedlion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I know this is 11 months too late, but your comment truly is underrated.

    • @basiloregano
      @basiloregano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t see the connection

    • @eris9659
      @eris9659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      OH
      MY
      GOD

    • @reesaspieces86
      @reesaspieces86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was only listening to the audio, and I totally thought Don Beveridge was Lewis Black. I actually took my phone out of my pocket to check the video.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So that's why I thought I knew this guy!?🤯

  • @bf5250
    @bf5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If you're as old as Don Beveridge, that is, in fact, exactly how it USED to work with Clark Kent and Superman.

  • @sirchrissypoo
    @sirchrissypoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Don Beveridge sounded like he was trying out for the part of Lex Luthor with that anti-Superman speech. "Superman is what's wrong with society! He's holding humanity back by doing everything for us!"

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I would pay good money to see that DC movie.

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "I looked up Don Beveridge, and he's not JUST a fraud..."
    I hope that all of the remaining Black Spines are different Don Beveridge talks...

  • @jesustorres354
    @jesustorres354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Don Beveridge watched Glengarry Glen Ross one too many times.

  • @katietuohy7846
    @katietuohy7846 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    So Peter Iengo taught at my school (Five Towns College wooooo 🙃) and I don’t remember anything about him but I remember this movie and it’s like recovering a deeply traumatic memory or something the way it all just violently came back to me how bad this is and how I had to watch pieces of this in a class. If he’s the professor I’m thinking of, he didn’t even last a full semester 😬

  • @Sponch1
    @Sponch1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    So this confirms that movie watching Rich and video-game playing Rich are two different people.

  • @impossibleimposter1
    @impossibleimposter1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    Look, I get this video came out six-ish months ago, BUT GODDAMNIT HIS ANALOGY ABOUT SUPERMAN MADE SENSE. Don is trying to say that you can't have "Superman" employees because they make the other employees (The cops in his analogy) lazy as they know the "Superman" will do all the work for them. You need all your employees to be Supermen, or Clark Kents to prevent your business from being a one-man show.

    • @Gryffilion
      @Gryffilion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      Whoa. Man. Have my bagel. I mean, upvote.

    • @GamerGamer-ok6wu
      @GamerGamer-ok6wu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      But why are the people calling Clark Kent.

    • @NCRLouTenant
      @NCRLouTenant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      @@GamerGamer-ok6wu Gotham City may never know.

    • @Znex2718
      @Znex2718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@GamerGamer-ok6wu Apparently in the earliest Superman serials, people would phone Clark Kent when something happened because Clark Kent was best friends with Superman and got direct interviews with him; Clark Kent would "contact" Superman on their behalf. Kinda like how in Marvel comics, it was Peter Parker who always got the best photos of Spiderman.

    • @Trowa71
      @Trowa71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@Znex2718 You think Don Beverage is savvy with the earliest serials? I guess it's not impossible. I now see him as a closet geek and not ICE CREAM.

  • @e-mancolin1626
    @e-mancolin1626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Mike stoklasa is the same age as Oscar Issac

    • @0XiDiZE
      @0XiDiZE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      and twice as sexy

    • @kristinamorss
      @kristinamorss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No wonder he’s obsessed with Oscar.

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this a joke?

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least Dean Norris and Casper van Diem had a five year age difference.

    • @arranboon1
      @arranboon1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

  • @KristoffFry
    @KristoffFry ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Mike chasing everyone around is one of RLM’s best moments!
    “You think you can escape from MEEEEE?!”

    • @leminjapan
      @leminjapan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "WHERE'D'YA THINK YOU'RE GOIN'?!?!?"

  • @katanatsunami
    @katanatsunami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Fun Fact: Don Beveridge stars in the movie "Hard Sell" as an elderly cop who starts a revenge campaign against Clark Kent, a mild mannered news reporter.
    The tagline on the poster is: "70% of the time, revenge is served cold".

    • @McShaggswell
      @McShaggswell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tell the crew to push the REVENGE BUTTON!

  • @CreamFraiche
    @CreamFraiche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    "Tell the crew to push the whopper button" sounds like something they'd say in a bootleg Star Trek to go to _whop speed_

    • @shattermelon496
      @shattermelon496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is that a Hitchhiker's Guide reference?

    • @trippinsciko
      @trippinsciko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      How fast is Italian slur speed?

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@trippinsciko Faster than a meatball on top of spaghetti getting sneezed on.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😅

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _"Have it so!"_

  • @CoopCheese
    @CoopCheese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Canon - There are multiple Rich Evans. He dies a few times over the course of the series. Conclusion - They have multiple clones of Rich Evans.

    • @CoopCheese
      @CoopCheese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh a few died in half in the bag (usually being shot, including being shot by plinket), and think there was a best of the worst Halloween where he's eaten by something.

    • @CoopCheese
      @CoopCheese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ah yes

    • @CoopCheese
      @CoopCheese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so, which one is the force projection? the one manning the camera or the one ready to do previously recorded?

    • @CoopCheese
      @CoopCheese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you'll have to watch them all again? say it aint so. (on my 4th run of the series lol)

    • @atreides213
      @atreides213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coop Cheese Of course. They need Rich Evans clones to counteract the xenomorph.

  • @thomasmitrev6766
    @thomasmitrev6766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I've probably watched this episode 5 times over the years and the reveal of Partners still surprises me each time lol.

    • @thomasmitrev6766
      @thomasmitrev6766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holy shit, I did it again. 1 year later.

  • @nuclearheadache
    @nuclearheadache 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    That audio clip from the cork board scene was so ludicrous and sounded so out of place that my first thought was that the redlettermedia guys had dubbed in a laugh track or something over the footage to simulate how funny they had found the scene the first time they watched it. I didn't realize that it was the actual audio until they started talking about it.

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nuclearheadache it sounded like the beginning of the Sgt Pepper album, a couple thousand people in an auditorium waiting for a concert to begin. And they used it for a small police press conference scene 😅

  • @zjpeterson
    @zjpeterson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    A Spotlight special wrapped in a Black Spine special wrapped in a PreRec stream. Wow!

  • @powerpc127
    @powerpc127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    I love how nobody realized that Rich mispronounced 'customerization' as 'customization.' The word is talking about turning people into customers, not customizing something.

    • @jakesommer3914
      @jakesommer3914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Part of their sense of humor is glazing over mistakes like that and letting them stand on their own, and they might have known and just didn't say anything about it.

    • @paullilienthal449
      @paullilienthal449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess it's a marketing time for a business model that meets the custom needs of individual customers head on.

  • @erikhulthen8662
    @erikhulthen8662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "I have an army"
    "We have a Hulk"
    "WE GOT BAGLES! WOOO!!"
    And thats how the marvel universe meet its end.

    • @miqwerty
      @miqwerty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SUPERMAN MADE LAZY AVENGERS!!

    • @leila9024
      @leila9024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And I am ... Bagels 🥯👌🏼

  • @TheDarkanai
    @TheDarkanai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Mike's confusion during Blackstreetboys is the most relatable thing I've ever seen

  • @magaidhgordon141
    @magaidhgordon141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Mike really went full "Mr.Plinkett" during the chase sequence, didn't he?

    • @Usernamewhatever1443
      @Usernamewhatever1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Gungey Entertainment one scams the other of thousands of dollars in a classic code 5 vcr repair scam

  • @Espinozaize
    @Espinozaize 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I wonder how they made the Rich Evans puppet...I mean sometimes it feels like it is a real person.

    • @ryanwhitaker4444
      @ryanwhitaker4444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Raven Dodger I can't tell if this is a joke. Rich doesn't look real at all. It's unconvincing and dead-looking.

    • @AugusteDupin752
      @AugusteDupin752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raven Dodger It's a puppet?! I thought it was a guy in a latex mask.

    • @matthewmajkszak1383
      @matthewmajkszak1383 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Whitaker But thats how Rich Evans normally looks

    • @wolfiethebumpireslyr
      @wolfiethebumpireslyr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But if they could just get him working. Because he’s a funnier character than they’ve ever had. Rich is the key to all of this.

    • @emilyjohnson9955
      @emilyjohnson9955 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sasori made Rich Evans into a "human puppet" so he retains his chakra

  • @chandlerj333
    @chandlerj333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Mike says “Hi, Jack!” at the beginning in reference to him hijacking the PreRec stream.

  • @Leroy568
    @Leroy568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    He's called don beveridge because he loves coke

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It's because his demeanor is so refreshing.

    • @neilisbored2177
      @neilisbored2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The drug not the drink

    • @eltoob99
      @eltoob99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And BAGELS!!!!

  • @Aethgeir
    @Aethgeir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I have a feeling there will be many Don Beveridge references on RedLetterMedia going forward.

  • @brucelee12
    @brucelee12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Don Beverage looks like one of the corporate bad guys from Robocop.

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yea he does lol

  • @woodcider
    @woodcider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I used to work for The Wiz, an 80/90s electronics store in NY (Nobody beats The Wiz!) and the salesmen called extended warranties “bagels”. I have no idea how many people got ripped off on those bagels. But the FBI came in once to arrest one for credit card fraud. That was an exciting day.

  • @brandonarzate6763
    @brandonarzate6763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I really really hope they continue "The Black Spine" episodes. It's officially my second favorite type of BOTW episodes. Right after Wheel Of The Worst.

  • @m0rthaus
    @m0rthaus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The risk of being killed by a blank is surprisingly real, there was a young guy killed the same way just a few weeks ago doing a music video in Australia. It can also be so easily avoided without detracting from the film by filming from a profile shot, and having the gun fire close to the actors head but not actually aiming at it. Every time I see real guns firing blanks directly toward actors in a low production film like Partners, I wince... uninformed actors, irresponsible directors

  • @Brave_SJ
    @Brave_SJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I get the Clark Kent analogy!
    If you as a manager (Superman) handle every issue your customers (the bank employees) have, then your employees (the police) will just let you take care of every little problem that comes up. Your employees should be able to handle trouble with customers without having to call you.
    I think Don Beverage just needs to take a seminar on motivational speaking.

    • @stupled
      @stupled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      that's actually, good advice.

    • @viiviketomaki7284
      @viiviketomaki7284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wow it's like you've solved the goddamn Zodiac cypher. Now it actually makes sense.

  • @schneblen
    @schneblen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love how violently Mike charges the door to chase after Jay. It's like he damn near destroys the door in terminator like fashion.

  • @MovieManiacTalks
    @MovieManiacTalks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Holy shit, the Plymouth Ice video is from literally ten minutes down the road from where I live. It takes place in downtown Plymouth, Michigan. They still have it every year to this day.

    • @basiloregano
      @basiloregano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      realmattcooke mike said it was cancelled a year later

    • @grohlski8669
      @grohlski8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@basiloregano I think he was just joking because you know, it was funny to hear "it shut down a year later" right after hearing it reached international fame

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh its in Michigan? So when do they do it? The 4th of July?

    • @brunovance8101
      @brunovance8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@smasher.338 You joke but Michigan summers are humid and hot as fuck. We suffer all four seasons in the extreme.

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brunovance8101 I lived in michigan, and i now live in florida. Please dont talk to me about humid summers. Lol

  • @harambechungus5531
    @harambechungus5531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    Wow guys, great video as always! Unsubscribed.

    • @TotesMagee
      @TotesMagee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Seriously, best video you guys have put out TO DA- 3/10

    • @augustolira8133
      @augustolira8133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Fuck... This made me smile

    • @hellgout
      @hellgout 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL

    • @anthonymcgowan3398
      @anthonymcgowan3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great comment

  • @AbandonedRaven
    @AbandonedRaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    This is Don Beverage, I own Iowa’s largest Whopper Button!

    • @requiem4ameme2
      @requiem4ameme2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And I know the burgers are gettin' served cold
      So we're gonna bombard every Whopper with *SOLAR RADIATION*
      I figure that'll create some sorta *_MAGNETRON_*

    • @evildracko
      @evildracko 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don Beveridge

    • @FuriousGorge
      @FuriousGorge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I also have a Whopper Button, but mine's bigger and it works.

  • @zetetick395
    @zetetick395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    Don Bevridge is _genuinely_ incoherent.......It's not just how RLM have edited it, not ONE sentence makes any coherent sense!
    ....I really want to see Don Bevridge have a late night drunken argument with Know-Your-Slot-Machines guy

    • @louis3587
      @louis3587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Jimmy “The Scot” Jordan vs Don “The Beverage” Beveridge

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      BAGELS
      READ YOUR MACHINES
      PUSH THE WHOPPER BUTTON
      IT'S TOTALLY RANDOM FOLKS GIVE US A WIN AW BUMMER

    • @ZackMarrs556NAT0
      @ZackMarrs556NAT0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Crow Rem Lezar would be too OP

    • @8thday
      @8thday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      mars 01 The trick is to not let him fill his Quixotic Meter. If you do that, you can even beat him just by mashing Tay Zonday’s Camel Kick (even after the nerf). Mr.Wiggles King Tut stance fucks me up though... it’s too damn unpredictable and you can’t even learn the patterns, he just keeps switching it up.

    • @4orehead683
      @4orehead683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Crow Starring Eloisecole as the personification of death and grief, Sprinting Katana Dude as the personification of imminent danger for sure, and Doug "Deathscalp" Anderson as the personification of pure pity and sleaze.

  • @cristiandamer8536
    @cristiandamer8536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    How you dare make fun of Rich's pacman shirt and then wear THAT!

  • @Nangleator22
    @Nangleator22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Those black spines... raised the mathematically-possible terror of seeing my own corporate videos, with lots of one-man 90's CGI, boring my favorite movie guys to death.

    • @askthepizzaguy
      @askthepizzaguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SEND IT IN! MAKE EM WATCH IT

  • @gswhipkey1
    @gswhipkey1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    We need a crossover -
    Don Beveridge and Jimmy "The Scot" present Top Slots Seminar: Press the Whopper Button
    Live at the Showboat Casino

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Featuring a performance from the Blackstreet Boys!

  • @steveharvey2102
    @steveharvey2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Don Beverage may not know his comic books but he does know his 1950s, George Reeves, Superman t.v. show.
    On the show, people frequently called Clark to "get in touch with Superman". There were even some breaking of the 4th wall where Sups would wink at the camera because we knew his secret but nobody else did :)
    Christopher Reeve is still the best Superman but George Reeves understood that chatacter very well and is a close 2nd in my book.
    Cheers from Canada

  • @John.Fielding
    @John.Fielding 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The location of the outdoor performance in the "Black Street Boys" video is in Canada, but it's Halifax not Ottawa. I recognize the boardwalk entrance to the Maritime Museum of the Atlantic there, at least how it used to look before they put up new exterior siding a year or two back. They would have been performing at the Halifax International Busker Festival one summer, the festival has set up one of their half-dozen performance "stages" right there behind the museum every year for decades.

  • @keithberwanger6595
    @keithberwanger6595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Wow! What a great surprise! Thank you for stopping!

  • @Sairin13
    @Sairin13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It's like a televangelist except he's obsessed with business management and bagels

  • @ross4814
    @ross4814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I feel like a dog in a lab somewhere. I've watched this episode like 5 times and each time I'm like WOW PARTNERS YAY!