Yea in like the first 2 days then I would experiment with things and slowly but surely end up brain damaged if it really is purgatory. If it is heaven then I’m clueless.
+renthi you seem to be really low in the hirachy, though. The new politics since Crowley came to rule is less cursing, more volunteers, remember? Campaigns are planned for all over the world, and there's a website where you may sign up for any kind of hellish contract, with over night delivery and crossroad demon to your home... really big thing. Link in the description by the way... But I think, I preferred the old ways, more torturing, you know... nowadays, those who know they might end up being tortured in hell just sign the working contracts before dying. Many torturors lost their jobs, also through the new personalised toture which is promoted. Satan, I really miss them dangling from those butcher's hooks...
"Do you see um...Lucifer the fallen one, the morning star, the angel of the bottomless pit, the father of lies and lord of the flies sitting on his basalt throne surveying all that is evil fraud"
Sorry but it's not true. We are taught to suck, and avoid the thoughts that may stop these behaviors. The only medicine that doesn't harm anyone is the most terrible drug ever. It could fix your mind and that is why the elite hate it so much.
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+Suspicious Moon Yeah, that'd work... on the plus side: one inch more, kissing him, minus side: you might be saved by the winchesters (well maybe you haven't archieved your goal then, but at least you got to met Dean ;D )
Purgatory? ...that includes a bit more "discomfort" (yeah if you stay in that white place too long it's torture in it self). Nah, this is more like Limbo.
the college humour fan part of me loves this sketch but the greek mythology nerd inside me can’t get over the fact that they said sisyphus at 0:12 when he was famous for pushing a boulder up a hill, and it was the danaides who were famous for having to fill up a sieve for eternity
To all the Christians who think they're going to get to heaven: "You'd better be right!" Otherwise you've just wasted your lives believing in a flying, invisible, magic, psychic spaceman.
no, Christians who think they're going to heaven are idiots. assuming heaven even exists, only the very best get to go there. the vast majority are either in purgatory, hell, or just stuck waiting for the rapture, depending on who you ask.
Reallyrandomcircle Moses got there! He was God's favorite man. He had two wives, at the same time, by the way. He also had his soldiers slaughter a couple hundred thousand men, women and male children, and had his soldiers take 32,000 little virgin girls and babies to be their rape slaves. His is the first autograph you're going to want to get if you're lucky enough to get into heaven.
***** We're not in your church. You have stepped out into the actual world where 2/3 of humanity doesn't believe in your monster god or his magic rape baby. If you don't like people criticizing your ridiculous, disgusting religion, unplug your computer and go pray.
Docktor Jim way some much hate on christians . And Muslim people they are doing bad things to other people too and u staying there insulting the Christians Wat they believe Godaim 😡
He'd have to take the long way down Through the underground Under cover of night Laying low staying out of sight Ain't no compass, brother, Ain't no map Just some telephone wire and a railroad track Keep on walking and don't come back 'til you get to the Bottomland
The doctrine of Purgatory is commonly misunderstood. The teaching is that Purgatory is a prelude before heaven, for those who are baptised and Christian, but aren't Saints yet, and therefore need cleansing before being with God face-to-face (the Beatific Vision). Therefore Purgatory is a great hope for Christians. A soul in Purgatory has been saved, is promised eternal life, and can never enter hell. Despite this, Purgatory is a painful place, where God is not present, and where any attachment to Sin is removed and purified, so they can finally attain the holiness necessary to enter the joy of heaven. "If any man’s work is burned up, he will suffer loss, though he himself will be saved, but only as through fire (1 Corinthians 3:15). 'Limbo' is another term used, but rather refers to outermost circle of hell, where just men went who had no knowledge of Christ. It was described as a place without the presence of God, but without the punishments of hell. After the crucifixion, these souls were saved by Christ's revelation to them. Nowadays the idea of Limbo has less of a place in the Church, since most of humanity is aware of Christ, and therefore have made their decision already. However, some speculate that unbaptised babies may be in such a place.
Wait a second how can unbaptized babies be seperated from god if they cannot possible concieve the very notion of him? It seems somewhat evil on God's part.
+Clayton Prather That's the reason babies are traditionally baptised as early as possibly. a gift of Grace. These are the teachings, make of them what you will; I post it because CH are using the concepts in their humour, despite the basic premise being in error (ie. Pugatory leads to Heaven, not hell).
Or maybe you're saved or not saved... Seems like the obvious answer. I don't believe there is an in between. You are saved through Christ or not at all.
When you think about it, the purgitory might be the worst. If it is literally just you with ABSOLUTELY nothing around you stuck there for all eternity, surounded by that emptiness. Now that is fking scary.
+DeZuijd I actually shouldn't tell you this, but some years ago CH made a contract with hell to get more likes without good content, and in reverse hell would get all employees' souls after a certain time. Of course it was in every working contract the employees signed,, so they knew in advance. Best thing is, they may even continue to produce content after their death, hell's been fitted out with wi fi, just for them, child rapists have been forced to rebuild their office in hell, so noone would notice they're gone. They're a little late, so we allowed them to shoot in hell's entry hall, wich is especially fitted out to look like bad CGI, cause everyone hates that, you know. They even tried to ask the illuminati for help, as the contract ran out, but we got them anyway. But don't tell anyone, OK? Guess it'd be an eternity of torture for me if you did...
James Haynes "Humor" is subjective. If you don't like it there is no reason to give your opinion, but to get your point across you can down vote the video and leave without recommending it to people.
Throughout the whole video I was just screaming in my mind saying, "just tell them you're in a white void and that there is literally *nothing* there!"
he got service in hell? i cant even get service in my own home.
+Mr Not That Famous that's because Lucifer is a kind lord.
+Mr Not That Famous Your house must be made out of steel :D
Reinis Miks bricks
+Mr Not That Famous The cell company made a deal with the Devil and now there's reception in Hell.
+Yamil Diaz Dude, the Devil runs the cell companies, have you tried to deal with their customer service?
Is it just me, or the basic concept of trapp's situation absolutely terrifying?
That’s the idea of the fields of Asphodel
Yea in like the first 2 days then I would experiment with things and slowly but surely end up brain damaged if it really is purgatory. If it is heaven then I’m clueless.
Sound's like paradise to me
only if you're a nerd
I’d just sleep
So nice of Trapp to see how Pat's doing after he killed him.
*allegedly
He definitely probably didn't kill Pat, according to the law.
"Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company." Mark Twain
Joseph Schroeder that is smart
J Schroeder 333 likes
wow
What if your from California and you like The heat
Stolen comment
You noobs, that's not a demon, that is a type of goblin
+Don't Be A Script Kiddie It's Rakash, and he's a clone of an ogre decedent named Styx
+Don't Be A Script Kiddie yes because u know exactly what demons look like
+Jerry C It kind of does because that specific Goblin it's from a videogame they didn't give credit to.
clash of clans
+yourmomgr8
Yeah totally.
"Why did I want this?"
Has he never heard "Go to heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company."
Well, uh, shoot. That's quite the saying.
I just did an essay in school for mark twain (hes the one who made the qoute)
The Tinykid Everytime I randomly hear about this man I love him more and more.
If it's by Mark Twain it's probably satire on religion and how they secularize good and bad
I've never heard that before in my entire life
Since when are you guys sponsored by hell?
😂😂😂
+Pieter Knepper Halloween is coming up.
+wtfduud it's a joke...
+renthi Wait, hell has internet? How is hell bad again?
+renthi you seem to be really low in the hirachy, though. The new politics since Crowley came to rule is less cursing, more volunteers, remember? Campaigns are planned for all over the world, and there's a website where you may sign up for any kind of hellish contract, with over night delivery and crossroad demon to your home... really big thing. Link in the description by the way... But I think, I preferred the old ways, more torturing, you know... nowadays, those who know they might end up being tortured in hell just sign the working contracts before dying. Many torturors lost their jobs, also through the new personalised toture which is promoted. Satan, I really miss them dangling from those butcher's hooks...
Could you say he's TRAPPed there? Eh? Eh?
+Cameron Meade boooooooooo
+Cameron Meade Aw Daaad....
Oh my god 😑👏
+Cameron Meade YOU SUCK MCBAIN
Get out.
Hell yea, so Adam is made it into heaven....
....oh....
Didn't you see that part of Adam Ruins Everything?
+Shogun SSB_HS What part?
+Shogun SSB_HS No...
+Asmodian Rettile I forget which episode of the tv show it was, but I remember it being one of them
Shogun SSB_HS was the episode on youtube?
If you look closely you can see that they are not actually in hell.
Wtf are you serious!? This is worse than finding out the tooth fairy isn't real and Santa doesn't eat bad children;___;
Shannaro! Baka Wait, the tooth fairy is not real?!
+Shannaro! Baka Santa won't eat me? ;-;
JustAzab oh my god I'm so sorry to break the new like this but no, Dwayne the rock Johnson doesn't go into to children's rooms and take fallen teeth
+shannaro! Baka
Bro obvious trolll is obvious
lol yay for the continuing saga of CollegeHumorHell
+Austin Delgado What's the previous video titled?
+Виктор Хлебников yeah no.
+HiThere Russian mafia says yes, just small donations of younger female siblings
+GentlemanNietzsche You certainly don't seem like a gentleman.
GentlemanNietzsche are you liking your own comments?
"Do you see um...Lucifer the fallen one, the morning star, the angel of the bottomless pit, the father of lies and lord of the flies sitting on his basalt throne surveying all that is evil fraud"
He referenced Beelzebub SMT reference
How to go to hell: follow your human instincts
That is oddly true
@@hakenbackerya right
Sorry but it's not true. We are taught to suck, and avoid the thoughts that may stop these behaviors. The only medicine that doesn't harm anyone is the most terrible drug ever. It could fix your mind and that is why the elite hate it so much.
@@kaseykellogg4948 you know, i still dont know who asked
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Was this before or after they met hitler??
before lol
Before
How to get to hell:
be a Winchester.
Lol
Or a Kardashian
+Spider Ninja no. Hillary is a liar and a murderer.
+Spider Ninja umm EVERYWHERE
+Spider Ninja cuz she is a liar
I imagine hell as a place where you are forced to watch buzzfeed videos for the rest of eternity.
I love this one I watch it so many times haha. Never gets old.
The best part is they literally drew Trapp down to their level haha
this video was irrelevant to me, im already in hell.
+touchdalight is there free wifi?
+Spartaf Yeah but only on a Blackberry.
+Kasaix and iphones. Ask steve jobs
+Kasaix And all they sell down there is Nokia Bricks.
That's dark
The trying to fill a sieve part is my favorite joke
I was a little disappointed when the intro didnt turn into Adam Ruins everything
+Smiles You couldn't tell by the title and thumbnail?
Oliver Feghali I just see college humor and click lol I already know itll be good
I know man. I was really hoping for that!
So fucking relatable 😂😂😂
Just watch the actual show. Who cares if it's a TH-cam clip?
Sell your soul to Crowley
+Suspicious Moon Hey, guess what? You're awesome
+Suspicious Moon I would love to be Crowley...
+Suspicious Moon Yeah, that'd work... on the plus side: one inch more, kissing him, minus side: you might be saved by the winchesters (well maybe you haven't archieved your goal then, but at least you got to met Dean ;D )
I could buy hell. I'm that rich.
When Aziraphale is around? Naw, heaven rocks.
You crawl out of your mother's womb. And then magically, at the age of around five, you are shipped off to hell for 12 years...
Truth
Except some people, like me, like school.
+Fredrick Goodwill And thus, The Binding of Isaac was born.
go on
God Hi mr flying spagetti monster!
"woo! Hell here I come"
Me after reading a smutty fanfic
*****
Alice Juliette
Jennifer Li those are the best
My personal favorite is furry fan fic
I hate you ! :D
"Grant, wave. Do you see Grant? He's really tall."
How tall is Grant?
2:29 getting close to 4 years later but only now I realize...
that's what she said
*inbetweenie, weenie, land* LMAO
This and the previous one are the best skits CH has done in a long while. I'm enjoying this way more than I should be.
Purgatory? ...that includes a bit more "discomfort" (yeah if you stay in that white place too long it's torture in it self). Nah, this is more like Limbo.
Ever seen people in an isolation cell? not a pretty site, I can tell you that much.
"It's basically just a highway to hell" I see what you did there
the college humour fan part of me loves this sketch
but the greek mythology nerd inside me can’t get over the fact that they said sisyphus at 0:12 when he was famous for pushing a boulder up a hill, and it was the danaides who were famous for having to fill up a sieve for eternity
I want more of that. CollegeHumorHell series would be so fun!
nice continuity
+TheSpyAmongUs No emily
+TheSpyAmongUs What's the previous video titled?
+Darkness7508 CH goes to hell
+TheSpyAmongUs Wonder who's going to be in Heaven?
+weedongding College Humor only goes to hell, otherwise the world would collapse around us
all you need to do is...
CROSS THE SCHOOL GATES!!!!
or the gates of any place you hate, really
_Someone_ was pretty excited about getting some new special effects
I like that this is now a miniseries. Excited to see where it goes.
To all the Christians who think they're going to get to heaven: "You'd better be right!" Otherwise you've just wasted your lives believing in a flying, invisible, magic, psychic spaceman.
no, Christians who think they're going to heaven are idiots. assuming heaven even exists, only the very best get to go there. the vast majority are either in purgatory, hell, or just stuck waiting for the rapture, depending on who you ask.
Reallyrandomcircle Moses got there! He was God's favorite man. He had two wives, at the same time, by the way. He also had his soldiers slaughter a couple hundred thousand men, women and male children, and had his soldiers take 32,000 little virgin girls and babies to be their rape slaves. His is the first autograph you're going to want to get if you're lucky enough to get into heaven.
+Reallyrandomcircle and the Hindus, budist and the Muslim people Wat u are not going to say nothing 😬
***** We're not in your church. You have stepped out into the actual world where 2/3 of humanity doesn't believe in your monster god or his magic rape baby. If you don't like people criticizing your ridiculous, disgusting religion, unplug your computer and go pray.
Docktor Jim way some much hate on christians . And Muslim people they are doing bad things to other people too and u staying there insulting the Christians Wat they believe Godaim 😡
2:57 Is that what happens to Styx's dopplegangers when they dissolve?
(Styx Master of shadows reference)
Is this going to be a full web series now? Because I realm hope it is. This is really funny.
"Why did I want this?" 😄
This is actually a metaphor for birth. Life is hell.
There's always an old CH video you've never watched. It's sorcery.
i like how this implies they all died together, like they were recording a skit and they just died
How to get to hell
Step one: be dean winchester
+Jack Againski or vote for Trump…
Or begin gay be Hitler's partner in vote for him
or make portals on mars moons
Literally, just be a Winchester.
Alternate step:be a Jake pauler
He'd have to take the long way down
Through the underground
Under cover of night
Laying low staying out of sight
Ain't no compass, brother,
Ain't no map
Just some telephone wire and a railroad track
Keep on walking and don't come back 'til you get to the Bottomland
Wait for me, I'm coming
Wait, I'm coming with you
Wait for me, I'm coming too
I'm coming too
if i can't get service in my house does that mean it's worse than hell
Muslim Vlogger yes
3:38 why is he running like that?😂
Why is the demon that walks by a goblin from Styx: Master of Shadows?
It is one
I need more, more hell stuff, this is awesome
IM FINALLY IN COLLEGE I CAN WATCH THIS AND NOT GEEL LIKE IM BEING REBELLIOUS
Lol
The doctrine of Purgatory is commonly misunderstood. The teaching is that Purgatory is a prelude before heaven, for those who are baptised and Christian, but aren't Saints yet, and therefore need cleansing before being with God face-to-face (the Beatific Vision). Therefore Purgatory is a great hope for Christians. A soul in Purgatory has been saved, is promised eternal life, and can never enter hell. Despite this, Purgatory is a painful place, where God is not present, and where any attachment to Sin is removed and purified, so they can finally attain the holiness necessary to enter the joy of heaven. "If any man’s work is burned up, he will suffer loss, though he himself will be saved, but only as through fire (1 Corinthians 3:15). 'Limbo' is another term used, but rather refers to outermost circle of hell, where just men went who had no knowledge of Christ. It was described as a place without the presence of God, but without the punishments of hell. After the crucifixion, these souls were saved by Christ's revelation to them. Nowadays the idea of Limbo has less of a place in the Church, since most of humanity is aware of Christ, and therefore have made their decision already. However, some speculate that unbaptised babies may be in such a place.
Wait a second how can unbaptized babies be seperated from god if they cannot possible concieve the very notion of him? It seems somewhat evil on God's part.
+Clayton Prather That's the reason babies are traditionally baptised as early as possibly. a gift of Grace. These are the teachings, make of them what you will; I post it because CH are using the concepts in their humour, despite the basic premise being in error (ie. Pugatory leads to Heaven, not hell).
Isn't that from that bestselling fictional novel the bible?
Or maybe you're saved or not saved... Seems like the obvious answer. I don't believe there is an in between. You are saved through Christ or not at all.
"Everyone wave" lmao!
When you think about it, the purgitory might be the worst. If it is literally just you with ABSOLUTELY nothing around you stuck there for all eternity, surounded by that emptiness. Now that is fking scary.
I've been to hell and back and back to hell and back again
The baground of everyone else trying to fill the seive was amazing!
I didn't get what they were saying until they said Sisyphus, cursed to push a boulder up a hill for all eternity.
3:50 why is Satan a club owner from Miami?
"I want to come im trying!"
Giggity...
Trapp isn’t in purgatory, he’s in the Trapp Jar
Anyone else notices that the demon makes minecraft pig sounds?
LOL this was hilarious! the "I see you!" - goblin looking demon XD
omg lord of the flys
That is what Beelzebub translates to.
I read that book in class
cats zap Love that book.
TheGreatQwon I HATE THAT DAMN BOOK IT HAD NO PLOT BESIDES NAKED PEOPLE AND WORTHLESS STORY ITS A 10\10
LotF is like the only good high school book, there aren't even naked ppl what are you talking about
Purgatory is actually an island on the opposite side of the world from Rome, according to the Divine Comedy at least
How are those guys speaking on the phone it has to go out of realities
they must have verizon.
Urban Kitsune lol
Unprodicted anomaly also I like making fun of sprint
The Doctor Who phone.
Sam winchester's there, giving away free wifi
What happened to you CollegeHumor? There is nothing left of the brilliance you guys used to have. It was real CH, peace out.
How did they all die?
Posting vids that are not from collage and not humorous
+The visitor101 *college
+DeZuijd Probably spoiled food from a street taco stand
+DeZuijd I actually shouldn't tell you this, but some years ago CH made a contract with hell to get more likes without good content, and in reverse hell would get all employees' souls after a certain time. Of course it was in every working contract the employees signed,, so they knew in advance.
Best thing is, they may even continue to produce content after their death, hell's been fitted out with wi fi, just for them, child rapists have been forced to rebuild their office in hell, so noone would notice they're gone. They're a little late, so we allowed them to shoot in hell's entry hall, wich is especially fitted out to look like bad CGI, cause everyone hates that, you know. They even tried to ask the illuminati for help, as the contract ran out, but we got them anyway. But don't tell anyone, OK? Guess it'd be an eternity of torture for me if you did...
+DeZuijd Freak orgy accident, we don't like to talk about it.
Now coming back and seeing this and realizing that the "Demon" that "looks" like Trap, is a Goblin from Styx
The last time I came this early, I had two kids.
I like this Hell saga. I hope more is coming.
when you bought them high end hell assets and you need to squeeze out another video to make back the money.
wow. these guys are really stepping up their game. funny stuff guys!!!
Wait, there's ANOTHER Hell?!
I love the casual suggestion that Grant waving will solve everything
pls continue the College Humor Hell series
The new season of The Good Place is looking great
Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that they chanted Sisyphus while this was the punishment given to the Danaides
2:57 I really wanna hear a story behind them using Styx: Master of Shadow rakash model
So does that mean Trapp is the only CH worker that gets to go to heaven?
2:58 interesting that they would use goblins from Styx Master of Shadows as demons in hell
"I want to come, I'm trying" sure you do
Hey. Far Out! windy sprout What's your opinion about !!!
I am missing something? I feel like there was no punchline to the video, is him giving him directions that aren't helpful the joke?
His friends, instead of encouraging him to go to a better place, is leading him to Hell so that they can hang out. It's ironic humor.
+HoukouUkage “God of Death” you mean COLLEGE humor xD
+HoukouUkage “God of Death” Oh, so it's just not funny.
James Haynes "Humor" is subjective. If you don't like it there is no reason to give your opinion, but to get your point across you can down vote the video and leave without recommending it to people.
+HoukouUkage “God of Death” is it really heaven doe without friends
Adam: Hi I’m Adam Conover and I’m here to tell you about purgatory
I'm on mobile with an old version. YES I have auto play and the arrows but no dumb comments!
This is such a fitting and ironic video for collegehumor. Stuck in purgatory
He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land
Like for Beatles reference ;D
3:41 I miss this moment
Answer: Literally any way
This whole channel is brilliant.
Heaven would have more wi-fi
But no fire so raw meat
I keep seeing ads for this horror movie "It" or something. They shouldn't do that. It's too scary. I just want to watch my videos.
maybe you should have thought of that before you jumped into a flaming pit.
that one girl if he thought about it then he wouldn't have jumped in a flaming pit, making this scenario redundant
That purgatory place makes me think of that "Alone" place that Squidward was in In SpongeBob.
Lol they said Sisyphus
+Yonas Dawit Yes, because they're doing the same thing that he did.
+Freenix Well... Not quite. Sisyphus was made to push a boulder up a hill for all eternity.
GQwerty07 Same principle though. A impossible task mean to be repeated forever.
Oh my god a Pat Cassels outro! This is the rarest pokemon I’ve ever seen!
Okay but when does Adam come in and ruin Hell
That 'Demon' was from the video game Styx wasn't it?
The title of this video looks so bad now.
'i think its about retracing your steps....'
whew!
dat shit is COLD
Throughout the whole video I was just screaming in my mind saying, "just tell them you're in a white void and that there is literally *nothing* there!"
it wont be funny when your actually there
Meena Blaque it'll be funnier when I think about this comment
Meena Blaque fuck yeah it would be