This has to be one of the funniest videos on youtube. Everyone is sleeping around me atm and im dying laughing. 8:57 *slowly opens window* _"FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"_ *closes window* HAHAHAHAHA :DDDD
Great fun - Remember to ask your passengers "Do you have life insurace?" as they get on.. Best Omsi video on TH-cam! Who said this game was boring? A game is what you make it! This is the proof!
In all these games like OMSI and Euro Truck Simulator, I wish there were a mod or a mode for driving as one of the civilians in the cars, like a Driver: San Francisco version but without crazy mind powers. I've looked it up so many times in Euro Truck Simulator and there is nothing where I can play as one of the cars, because there are no games that can do it because Driver: San Francisco is Windows 7 and below only, which is sad face as I have Windows 8.
Why is it Germany seems to be obsessed with making simulation "games" that are basically simulating work, the one thing people play games to forget about?
That the line has a number below 100 means, it must be before the German unification. In both parts of Berlin they hadn't more than 99 bus or tram lines, in the night East Berlin had lines between 100 and 199 and West Berlin added a N before, what stands for Night. So I'm right, when I assume, it's early 1980's
vegeta!! what does the scouter say about his antisocial gaming skills? vegeta: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still one of my all-time favorite videos on TH-cam.
Headrock haha same!
me three
+Headrock yes
Headrock yes
Me too
15:40
I cannot explain the laughter that came out of me because of that sound.
Same
7 years later and still one of my favourite videos
“Guten Morgen”
“Who’s Morgan?”
woman: one normal ticket please.
dan: what did you just call me?
instablaster
@@cruzkrew3057”I need a madafarcate”
15:37 DAT SCREECH THO
7:44, he was indicating, but the wrong way.
Brad Mulder no he wasn't, their is only one indicator light located their. Look in the mirror
8:57
*slowly opens window*
"FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"
*slowly closes window*
i fucking lost it at that point
Albert Rise Nielsen yes
Hi There
Hi There lol hahaahahhahahahhahhahhahaah hilarios uauahahaaahahhahaahha😅😅😅😅😂😂😂
So hanny
I really want one of these super detailed driving simulators for just a regular kind of car.
try city car driving ;)
I like this guy cause when he does a simulator video he doesn't spend 25 minutes talking abt everything at the start he jumps right in
This has to be one of the funniest videos on youtube.
Everyone is sleeping around me atm and im dying laughing.
8:57
*slowly opens window*
_"FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"_
*closes window*
HAHAHAHAHA :DDDD
thank you very much for telling me I wanted to watch that one more time thank you
I'm also the only one not sleeping in my house! 😃😄
"Where am I going? *ungodly screeching sound*
6:30 sometimes they ask something like "did you win your driver license in lottery" or "are you doing a car race".
This will be The 20th Time i rewatch this Video and i'd do it again
+Preston garvey do you know about any settlements that need some help?
+Ivan Vladimir ITS NO USE
Well get your bus driving skills ready, there's a settlement that needs your help, here I'll mark it on your map
Cole Watts
what kind of help can a bus driver provide?
+Ivan Vladimir transportation, there's a bus stop that needs your help transporting people, here I'll mark it on your map
POV: at 15:40 it was the buses wheels that made the screech noise
"I broke trust when I broke necks." lol
As the intro happened on the news a bus hit a train in irl
Great fun - Remember to ask your passengers "Do you have life insurace?" as they get on.. Best Omsi video on TH-cam! Who said this game was boring? A game is what you make it! This is the proof!
OMSI 2: Bus-y traffic.
Get it?
No?
I'll show myself out.
Yes show yourself out, door is that way.
+ToxicKarKar yes. The door s to the left. Please leave
Nice lol that was funny
The door won't quite open i think i've knocked my electrics out
Forsainin
10 years...
Yep
In all these games like OMSI and Euro Truck Simulator, I wish there were a mod or a mode for driving as one of the civilians in the cars, like a Driver: San Francisco version but without crazy mind powers. I've looked it up so many times in Euro Truck Simulator and there is nothing where I can play as one of the cars, because there are no games that can do it because Driver: San Francisco is Windows 7 and below only, which is sad face as I have Windows 8.
there are mods that replace the some trucks as cars its better than nothing
Pigzit it works on windows 8 i play it on windows 8
You can download a mod for a car on the old OMSI? Not sure
Pigzit there is a reason why its called a BUS simulator
Pigzit So that explains why I can only play Driver:SF for about 20 seconds before my laptop blue-screens.
One Word
"German Engineering"
that's two words
+Noah Taylor oh yeah
"English Typing"
I'm Not Saying It Was A Bad Game, It's Actually Alright For A Sim
Germangineering.
He struggles with a few little buttons on a bus. I'd love to see him in the A-10 in DCS
Dan: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Me: * Slowly dies *
shut up shit
Whoa there kiddo
haha :D
@@ellis3483 you shut it
I got such a good ab workout from watching this video.
this literally made me laugh and brightened my day , I literally watch it over and over haha
15:13 - 16:46
Quite possibly the funniest segment on all of youtube
12:02 lord help me im dying
The whole train thing begins at 16:55
8:55 my favorite part of this! 😂❤
16:55 the train
time for the yearly viewing of my favourite vid on yt lmao
17:10 this is a freight train track, some of these were in Spandau in use to connect factories with the railway.
How did this go under my radar for 7 years?
Why is it Germany seems to be obsessed with making simulation "games" that are basically simulating work, the one thing people play games to forget about?
If anyone wants too know what route this is, it's the Berlin-Spandu route, 1986, Man SD-200 SD 83. And the 92 Route.
God dammit nerd3 literally changed the way i act, i watched this when i was like 7 and now im 14
i literally do everything like dan
Me too...
I swear he has never gone the way he indicated
Dan: *sees train* oh shit I DONT WANNA DIE LIKE THE ENDING OF BACK TO THE FUTURE 3
me: *slowly dies because of nostalgia*
15:17 "You BUStard"
FUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! I don't care what time it is, I will watch this over and over again
I cant believe this was 2 years ago! Time flies :(
It's amazing that Dan wasn't fired before he finished the second bus.
iirc if he was driving the 92 bus route in-game, he was actually supposed to go left at the traffic circle, not straight lol
12:13 Heerstrasse means Army Way, it was initially build for the forces in the 19th century
*Who's back to see this in 2020? I watching this video when I was a kid!*
So I just noticed that the game is still being updated and it has DLCs
probably the best video ever
Dan the world's secret weapon for defeating Germany one civilian car at a time.
I love his videos, they never fail to cheer me up :') Laughed all the way through this
He was in gear 1 the whole time
i can only imagine what is going through their minds when they board by a bus driven by an english-speaking man
in germany
Last time he did the 92 route, absolutely nothing went right
I cried laughing 3 times watching this. Bless you.
2:41 xPlane ad on the on the bus stop
I was watching/crying to this as I was literally downloading the game, both finished at the same time.
*crafting
@@marbyyy7810 ?
3:34 My favorite bit
when I hire a bus because I want passengers 12:03
8:54 The complaints are inaudible, but the last is "unbelievable"
Why is this man not presenting the new Top Gear?!
UAIED he can’t drive
Neither could Jeremy Clarkson ; )
8:30 when I see a veggie
15:87
*RATHER QUICKLY DIEING FROM LAUGHTER*
I feel like we are watching someones descent into madness
am I the only person who thinks that this video has the best intro ever?
10:02 they gave up, only grandma is naive enough to trust you.
1:14 *whispers "_hail to the führer_"
Omsi 2
Hours Earlier
*
OMSI
2 Hours
Earlier
+Micq,3'"
#hael Hayward vvvggggy5/5
+Micq,3'"
#hael Hayward vvvggggy5/5
That the line has a number below 100 means, it must be before the German unification. In both parts of Berlin they hadn't more than 99 bus or tram lines, in the night East Berlin had lines between 100 and 199 and West Berlin added a N before, what stands for Night. So I'm right, when I assume, it's early 1980's
Good news just have omsi
"who is morgen" I'm dying!!!
Anyone else notice the little "Finished" sign in the top left when he was wondering why no one was getting on board? XD
Notice the red text in the top left when no one get's on his bus, and how it says finished
8:58 ha ha ha
OMSI 2, now with more dramatic window action.
somehow i missed one video of nerd3.....ONE Video....and it is one of the best videos....shit....
that screech at 15:40 I cant tell if its him or the tires of his bus XD
If I had known this exists I would have just bought it instead of going and getting a real bus license
"I've got this pole wedged in there" nerdcubed 2013
Not laughed this much since the cat playing the keyboard
Nerds Cubed! I challenge you to drive on an RHD (Right Hand Drive) map. Examples include, Farthington, Cotterell, Buses Of The West Country,etc
Dan is actually not the worst bus driver I've encountered in Berlin...
What a lovely UI.
17:34 i can explain how much i am laughing
love his videos
Funny and well edited, nice one
At 2:45 the advertisement in the bus stop was for X-Plane 10.
Highlights Cubed needs to make a video of that intro
Laughed all the way through! FANTASTIC!
"We have a greenlight" not anymore we don't
one of my fav videos on yt too
Thumbs up for epic intro
Oh my god I miss omsi so much
hahahah made me laugh so hard
same its so funny
rach is my nick name
Nobody cares about your nickname
***** you very clearly did to reply
Dramatic opening was forever ruined by buffering and TH-cam compression
Now, this is my sort of humour.
The map seems to be in the early 1980's in the West sectors of Berlin.
Best TH-cam Video ever!
vegeta!! what does the scouter say about his antisocial gaming skills?
vegeta: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you a Time Traveller from 2008
"indicating" we call this "blinken".. literally means: blinking light
Laughed way to much then I was expecting to. Lol