Is the Warhammer 40k CHAINSWORD realistic?

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  • @shadiversity
    @shadiversity  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2033

    Big thanks to George Norman Lippert for the new intro animation! There’s more to come in that department so keep your eyes peeled ^_^
    Hope you all like the new camera too, I know I do. And a bid thanks to Oz my editor for all the juicy Warhammer memes in this video.
    Hmm, I feel like I’m forgetting something monumentally awesome. . . nah, must have been nothing.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I personally love the new intro.

    • @user-vg6ow8in5s
      @user-vg6ow8in5s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Love it..and ya forgot...DRAGONS!!

    • @Meet_The_Pyro
      @Meet_The_Pyro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great stuff :D

    • @draketungsten74
      @draketungsten74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Off topic but I think you might be interested: unauthorizedmedievalhistory.blogspot.com/2019/06/defending-middle-ages-weve-been-doing.html
      An online medieval history course for the layperson.

    • @Chris-iy6du
      @Chris-iy6du 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lancer next please

  • @FleetAdmiralDouglas
    @FleetAdmiralDouglas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    So really creating a chainsword is only an engineering problem and not a break the laws of physics problem? Enginseers, get to it! The Emperor demands it!

    • @galahad3195
      @galahad3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      WHERE ARE THE TOASTERS IT PROMISED US?!

    • @lordvonpainther8242
      @lordvonpainther8242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@galahad3195 BY THE OMNISSIAH!

    • @sexylexy22100
      @sexylexy22100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yah it's just engineering but its some hella engineering get the motor down to a pound 3 inches in diameter and about 15 horse then we might have something usable also smacking a chainsaw into something is a really bad idea it will throw you all over the place and probably break the blade turning it into a bladed metal wip coming at you're face

    • @iheartbong
      @iheartbong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Zach cash I like your attitude.

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Nicky, again, tricky but not impossible, even with modern tech...just not that useful, since when are you going to get into melee with a tank outside of the Grim Darkness of the 41st millennium?
      If the batteries/fuel tank & internal combustion engine (the heaviest bits of a chainsaw) were moved to an external backpack or belt mount, you could probably fit a much lighter electric motor into the handle, with the main weight source then being gearing it to the desired power. If a single constant ratio is desired, a planetary gearbox is pretty light and reliable, but if you want to be able to throttle the speed vs power at will (with a thumb-operated slider switch?) there are some pretty light CVTs...they just have a lot of reliability issues and probably wear out too quickly for sustained combat use. Martial arts for such a weapon would need to emphasize protecting the cord, however, so it would be a band-aid solution until lighter batteries can be made.
      The angular momentum issues several commenters have mentioned could be mitigated by having a second chain in counter-rotation (if you don’t want to deal with the problems associated with cutting in either specific direction) or an internal gyroscope-like counterweight in the hilt (if you want the advantages of the single direction cutting, especially if reversible). Or have martial arts with movements that mimic the natural procession of the chainsword’s gyroscopic forces to deliver harder-to-block (but also easier to predict) blows.

  • @KarolusTemplareV
    @KarolusTemplareV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2641

    "Chainsword rotating clockwise would be pulled IN the enemy and pull the enemy ON to you" A Space Marine: "NICE"

    • @varmituofm
      @varmituofm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      There is lore that suggests that some models are reversible.

    • @jager9198
      @jager9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I think it’s safe to say the chainsword is designed to operate at such a speed and force that all it does is tear through.
      Plus, really, a Space Marine can hold something in place and manipulate the blade through the enemy pretty easily I’d say.

    • @varmituofm
      @varmituofm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@jager9198 in some of the books, space Marines switch your rotation direction in duels to throw the enemies blade.

    • @jager9198
      @jager9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      varmituofm that’s cool! But I was talking about the chainsword blade being able to be moved through an enemy due to a Space Marine’s strength

    • @danny_decheeto8300
      @danny_decheeto8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah

  • @BeratLjumani
    @BeratLjumani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2979

    You: describing the realism of a Chainsword
    Me an Intellectual: MY FAITH IN THE EMPEROR IS ALL THAT IS NEEDED!

    • @NyiNyi-hu5yd
      @NyiNyi-hu5yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes obira

    • @DoomStarRequiem
      @DoomStarRequiem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      The emprah proteccs!

    • @hugofreitas6799
      @hugofreitas6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Paint it red!

    • @lucareali7645
      @lucareali7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      For the emperor

    • @AshtonCoolman
      @AshtonCoolman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Guilliman is back so I believe in the IMPERIAL TRUTH! Chainswords are marvels of science.

  • @connerbixby6532
    @connerbixby6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    *Tries to parry chainsword*
    Now my weapon is in the next county, my whole hand is numb, and a very large gentleman is looking at me with purge filled eyes.

    • @forrestdorman4870
      @forrestdorman4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Why are you fighting a black Templar?

    • @connerbixby6532
      @connerbixby6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@forrestdorman4870 I wasn't holy enough

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@connerbixby6532 why are you fighting a black templar *with melee?*

    • @hentiluvr1579
      @hentiluvr1579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      cause he is a Tau

    • @connerbixby6532
      @connerbixby6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@hentiluvr1579I keep forgetting the space commies exist. But nay I am but a humble gaurdsman. The Black Templar heard me say something less than complimentary to the comissar and well.... now I'm just a warp voice in your head.

  • @kevindenis9551
    @kevindenis9551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "This tree is a heretic... cut down the trees, my brothers!!" Laughed so hard after hearing that.

    • @vardamirithor6590
      @vardamirithor6590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You can prune away its branches, even cut the tree to the ground, but it will grow again ever stronger. Such is the nature of heresy.

    • @mr_unsubscribe
      @mr_unsubscribe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@vardamirithor6590 Hence why you go for the root of the problem instead of just the symptoms

    • @tttheemeraldsword7528
      @tttheemeraldsword7528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vardamirithor6590 Moar violence will do the job

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Such is the nature of...nature.

    • @Raffney
      @Raffney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On murder it was actually trees^^ i know it sounds weird but it's true 😅

  • @ChristophelusPulps
    @ChristophelusPulps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

    The way you describe it made it sound like overkill, until one considers that Space Marines had to fight hulking space orcs, giant space bugs, and giant inter-dimensional demons. Having the absurd excess of mauling capabilities would be a necessity in the battlefields of 40k.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Orks can survive being decapitated if their head gets stitched onto a new body quickly enough, so a chainsword makes sense to completely mangle the poor sucker caught in it's path to prevent such a happenstance.

    • @ДокторЯдо
      @ДокторЯдо 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@Zombiewithabowtie
      Chainswords originate from Terra pre-unification, they're created to shred genetically enhanced dudes.

    • @robertpistole7815
      @robertpistole7815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It was primarily for "shock and awe" to scare resistant planets into joining the imperium. Watching your friend get turned into a bloody pile of mangled flesh in one strike would be terrifying and enough to break the resistant humans will to fight. It isnt as useful against the xenos hordes, tyranids would be spraying acidic blood everywhere, demons wouldn't be phased by it one bit, orks can literally just glue the two halves back together

    • @ДокторЯдо
      @ДокторЯдо 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@robertpistole7815
      A) there are far more terror-inspiring weapons,
      B) when you fight tyranids in close range, you're either wearing power armor that protects against acid blood, or you're screwed anyway,
      C) demons are very uncommon enemy, then again, they're resistant to most of weapons,
      D) provided ork survives the encounter and recovers lost parts.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@robertpistole7815 To be fair.... the Orks have the Placebo effect, which is just as much of a deadly weapon for them as it is against them.

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    W40K developer 1: "You know what would be cool? If they used CHAINSAWS as swords!"
    W40K developer 2: "Yeah! ...But is it realistic?"
    W40K developer 1: "It's cool! But of course it's not realistic! Who cares about that?"
    Shad: "I care! And actually..."

    • @nocturnetuber
      @nocturnetuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The Rule of Cool

    • @kevlarburrito6693
      @kevlarburrito6693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Cristian Serban bolter rounds are not micro-missiles.
      A missile is capable of self guidance.
      They're rocket propelled rounds, and they do plenty of damage, however...you don't need to reload a chainsword...

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kevlarburrito6693 you do in a way you need to Reload them. you need to refuel (most) of them after a period of time that is determanded by how forten you use it(only exeption is some mastercrafted chainswords)

    • @kevlarburrito6693
      @kevlarburrito6693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vantor Vantor well then we’re all poop guns and eating is just reloading

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kevlar Burrito Missile is just a synonym for Projectile.

  • @26th_Primarch
    @26th_Primarch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Chainswords: Because sometimes you need to cut things while simultaneously already cutting things.

    • @deminumenera1758
      @deminumenera1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hey, we heard you like you like some sword in your sword, so we made the edge out of tiny rotating swords. You're welcome.

    • @carbinecryo30716
      @carbinecryo30716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice

    • @hewdelfewijfe
      @hewdelfewijfe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that a RussianBadger quote?

  • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
    @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    If I remember correctly, civilian tier chainswords push enemies away. Astartes chainswords pull them in.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Don't you just love that their are even civilian tier chainswords?

    • @haukionkannel
      @haukionkannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Nempo13 man has te rights to protect himself and his family!
      ;)
      So USA gun party still is alive in AD 40000

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@haukionkannel It's not a right to protect yourself and your family, it's your imperial duty. :)

    • @scp-2348
      @scp-2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Arcessitor Well said, arbites.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well they theoretically can push or pull if it has a mechanism to pick the direction. Chainswords aren't the most common weapons in the Imperium, even the cheap gas (prometheum) powered ones so it would be an expensive to buy and fairly rare weapon. There's a reason why the Chainsword is the Melee staple that accompanies the Bolter in the hands of Space Marines and Battle Sisters as basic weapons and anything akin to those orgs use as standard would be vanishingly rare.

  • @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight
    @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2512

    “Look at the chainsaw brutality in Gears of War!”
    me: *[laughs in 40K]*

    • @Roy.404.
      @Roy.404. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *HA HA HA HA HA HA*

    • @kovi567
      @kovi567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      "looks at the chainsaw brutality in Gears of War"
      *remembers chainsword brutality from wh40k DoW intro*

    • @VictorianTimeTraveler
      @VictorianTimeTraveler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I know, what a rip off

    • @notyourbusiness8340
      @notyourbusiness8340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@VictorianTimeTraveler Get out.

    • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
      @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      HempMasterNinja We saw you and you didn’t make the cut.

  • @DepressivesBrot
    @DepressivesBrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    15:00 chainswords are, in fact, reversible on the fly. Abnett makes references to the practice during the flashback duel in "First and Only".

    • @carlbrittain1993
      @carlbrittain1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I was hunting for this comment. The Tanith First and Only approves.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It gets mentioned in the Ciphas Cain novels as well, going down to the trick of chain weapon duels being knowing when to reverse the rotation to throw your enemy off balance.

    • @tomaszwota1465
      @tomaszwota1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aye, good comment.

    • @KingmanHighborn
      @KingmanHighborn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That and it's surprisingly devastating thrust.

    • @hansstrudel9614
      @hansstrudel9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DepressivesBrot hopefully the teeth also reverse or it’s not gonna be all that useful.

  • @cedricschmidtke4287
    @cedricschmidtke4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    shad: "wheres all the removed material going? you would absolutely splattered"
    me: are you trying to convince me theres not enough blood and guts in 40k?

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes, now I can imagine an Astartes fighting style unique to the chainsword or anyother Chain weapon, reversing the blades direction to punsh an enemy then using its hand guard smack him in the face, increasing the power to pull enemies to the ground to either step on them or shot or stab them ect.
      They can even use the back of the "blade" as a blunt weapon.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      P. S hope Astartes get some ideas from Shad in his current Official projects.

    • @verdantvagrant7353
      @verdantvagrant7353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@forickgrimaldus8301 you can learn about chain sword fighting in First and Only

    • @melianatara
      @melianatara 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's exactly what I'M saying.

  • @kerrystagmer
    @kerrystagmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Hi Shad! Kerry from Man at Arms here. As one of the few people on earth with a functional chainsword (sitting right here in the room with me), I can tell you that one of the main problems with the sword as it is most often shown is the blade guard. The blade must have curf (width of cut) beyond the guard or it cant cut any deeper then the blade is exposed. This is a major issue! Power armour or great strength can as you stated fix issues of how cumbersome it might be but the physical issue of that guard cant be over come without major changes to the way these swords are normally shown. In our video you will notice that the guard is removed when we are cutting hard objects.

    • @dnj2815
      @dnj2815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Love your videos Kerry, beautiful craftsmanship. The chainsword was amazing

    • @oddkidbiker
      @oddkidbiker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man at Arms is epic! Nice input Kerry

    • @Grissbane
      @Grissbane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HERESY! FAITH IN THE EMPEROR IS ALL THAT IS REQUIRED! HERETIC!

    • @bfahren
      @bfahren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Grissbane Or enough Orks that believe it´s possible.

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only because you guys are too weak to push the chainsword in yourselves.

  • @matthiuskoenig3378
    @matthiuskoenig3378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    the universal laws:
    red things go faster
    purple things are invisable
    and there is never enough dakka

    • @jacobdennison968
      @jacobdennison968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      you missed the most important law:
      In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only war...

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      You also forgot the other most important law: *GREEN IZ BEST!!!*

    • @caninelupus8369
      @caninelupus8369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And war... War never changes...
      (Yes I know that's fallout's slogan but I couldn't help it.)

    • @TeamKhandiKhane
      @TeamKhandiKhane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Silent guns do no damage.

    • @ThatSpecificIndividual
      @ThatSpecificIndividual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      There is only WAGGGHHHH.

  • @AE149823
    @AE149823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I am a simple man.
    I see a Shad video on 40k,
    I watch a Shad video on 40k.

    • @KillAllCops88
      @KillAllCops88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed battle brother

    • @joeacnatety
      @joeacnatety 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!
      DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!

    • @reclusiarch6524
      @reclusiarch6524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joeacnatety HERESY

    • @seanmccurdy80
      @seanmccurdy80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Missed step, I like a Shad video on 40k

    • @AE149823
      @AE149823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BLOOD FOR THE CORPSE EMPEROR
      ...
      Wait a minute

  • @BeondTheKDGaming
    @BeondTheKDGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Chainsword rotating clockwise would pull in the enemy, and pull them on to you."
    That's 40k for you. The placebo effect has a tangible effect on reality.

    • @Gamerguy826
      @Gamerguy826 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also, the Orks believe chainswords work because they love *blam* foightin' humiez wif big gnazhin choppy bitz zo derefore chainzwordz wurk cuz Orkz say dey do. Zimple as, ya git.

  • @forgottenone6317
    @forgottenone6317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Warhammer 40k + Shadiversity....the God Emperor has truly blessed us!

    • @CosmicG777
      @CosmicG777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol. Yes, God Emperor Trump has blessed us all.

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All hail the Imperium of Man.

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Man-emperor, you mean.

    • @Archy871
      @Archy871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The God Emperor of Mankind- A husk, that requires mass sacrifice of psychers daily. Who created the Imperium and removed any other form of worship. Honestly- sounds like a chaos god to me. We are all enslaved.

    • @renaudldupuis3407
      @renaudldupuis3407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Archy871 BLAM!!! We got another heretic. All hail the Emperor!

  • @ornu01
    @ornu01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    It is inevitable that all weapon enthusiasts get dragged into 40k. Welcome to hell.

    • @ornu01
      @ornu01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @I Nominate This Rock for the Democratic Candidacy I said 40k, not 30k, so I am certain that the Emperor would agree with my statement.

    • @shan9usfc
      @shan9usfc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The Warp*

    • @ankaros7194
      @ankaros7194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think you wanted to say
      Welcome to war

    • @michaeldillon7072
      @michaeldillon7072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Emperor protects

    • @gentlemanvontweed7147
      @gentlemanvontweed7147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ornu01 I'll go get the bolt pistol.

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Chainsword vs regular sword.
    One of my space marines in my black templars' collection asked me "why not both?"

    • @Gunmetal_Wolf
      @Gunmetal_Wolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You mean power sword right?

    • @francesco8000
      @francesco8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah but the joke is more effective if i say "regular sword" compared to "sword that it's basically a more metal light saber"

    • @skltr5177
      @skltr5177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      defs need a lib with a force sword

    • @crusader_jeffory3363
      @crusader_jeffory3363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (Fellow black templar brother)

    • @nylkul9933
      @nylkul9933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what is that sword-y thing you are talking about? Can it help the greater good?

  • @Sivartius
    @Sivartius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    In the Caiphas Cain novels it actually goes through the main character running through practice drills for blocks, strikes, parries and riposts, and then using them in combat. The main character is not a Space Marine, but he is described as extremely athletic and fit.
    There is a scene where he is shown fighting an Ork Warboss, who is immensely stronger than him, has much greater reach, and is wearing power armor to boot, and armed with an even bigger chain weapon, where our hero is wearing a uniform. The first part of the fight has him dodging and parrying and thinking "Oh shit I'm going to die!" Then, after he's gotten a measure of his oponent he feigns running out of stamina. The warboss, being an orc, moves in for the kill, pressing their intersecting swords closer & closer, & leaning in to the hero, who he towers over. Whereupon, the protagonist shoves the pistol in his off hand through the Ork's vision slit, and into it's eye, and discharges it on full auto. I think it's a very good depiction of what that kind of combat would actually be like.

    • @lazylonewolf
      @lazylonewolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It also helps that he's one of the most skilled duelists.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I also recall a moment in one of the 40k novels I have where the chainsword is mentioned to have a reverse-motion that can help clean out the weapon if something jams into it and to basically 'fling crap' out of the way.

  • @CazadorSlayer
    @CazadorSlayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    You honor the Machine-Spirits with such an in-depth analysis!

    • @Rakanarshi2
      @Rakanarshi2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Praise be the Omnissiah!

    • @darkkrenify
      @darkkrenify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      your still not getting the toasters

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Imagine he does all that before implanting blessed cogitators into his mind. He has the potential to be an archmagos. I think its worth breaking out the best recruitment tools: offer him the sacred service of a microwave !

    • @freyadraginda-burnett9781
      @freyadraginda-burnett9781 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkkrenify *binary reeeeeing*

  • @shawngillogly6873
    @shawngillogly6873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Warhammer laughs at your desire for realism.
    Everything in Warhammer is turned up to 11000.

    • @jirkau555
      @jirkau555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      More like 40000

    • @thomaswhite3149
      @thomaswhite3149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The funny thing is that Warhammer was always realistic

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It stays mostly logical, though, otherwise books like Imperial Armour couldn't be written about it.

    • @david2618
      @david2618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thomaswhite3149?

    • @Elkator955
      @Elkator955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thomaswhite3149 Internal consistency is not realism.

  • @noahyang9362
    @noahyang9362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Are chain swords actually effective?
    Shad: Well no, but yes.

    • @baronprocrastination1722
      @baronprocrastination1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      In more detail:
      Well, _currently_ no, but _possibly_ yes.

    • @Lomata-j6w
      @Lomata-j6w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well no,but actually yes.

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *IF THE CHAINSWORD HAS FAITH IN THE EMPORER, THAN "YES, ABSOLUTLY"*

    • @jacobstaten2366
      @jacobstaten2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It might be okay for messy executions.

    • @maso96001
      @maso96001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      current implementations no but if some 1 did some real RD could probably com up whit something practical

  • @thanhool
    @thanhool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Alt title: "Catachan discusses the finer point of chainswords."

    • @huntereyeofdarkwood5417
      @huntereyeofdarkwood5417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The teath of the blade i wold imagine

    • @rafaelsantos1497
      @rafaelsantos1497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Catachan video next week "5 reasons why hunting knives are better than nukes"

    • @BusbyBiscuits
      @BusbyBiscuits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Wait, hang on guys, damn jungle is encroaching”

    • @alexandermartinez1318
      @alexandermartinez1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rafaelsantos1497 You didn't watch/listen to the video did you?

    • @rafaelsantos1497
      @rafaelsantos1497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexandermartinez1318 You don't really understand the concept of "humour" do you?

  • @ThomasTee
    @ThomasTee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    A 40k video without heresy? Colour me impressed.
    Ave Imperator!
    Gloria, in exelsis Terra!

    • @sebastianwagner7334
      @sebastianwagner7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heh, show this to the Mechanicus, think they would see it as pretty heretical.
      Now excuse me, i habe to figure out how to get my heretics out of their Arbites isolation cells...

    • @PedroMM193
      @PedroMM193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about the Slaaneshi propaganda chain porn?

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      About bloody time someone recognized Me.
      Huh? What do you mean... i know there's more than one Emperor, but which one? Him? oh, good friends with him.
      Mate, i gave him me finger as a sign of friendship, he even offered to take it out for me, which was mighty nice of him.

    • @ServantOfOdin
      @ServantOfOdin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No heresy? Slaaneshi Chain-porn? Endorsement of Orkian red paint-schemes? Not to mention the heretical scriptures in his shelves....

  • @OMartinez91
    @OMartinez91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3792

    You're analyzing a weapon from a universe where some green bois can make vehicles go faster by painting them red

    • @flinchous5228
      @flinchous5228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      those same green bois can also just make those vehicles go by thinking that they can go they dont even need to paint it red

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      Flinchous it’s not about thinking it... it’s about *believing* it.

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Not to mention that the guys wielding the chainswords also have guns that are basically rocket propelled grenade launchers. As the weapon in the other hand while attacking with the chainsword...

    • @Kennyselman
      @Kennyselman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Omar, we all know you painted bright purple.
      Trying to be all sneaky sneaky?
      HEY EVERYONE! OMAR MARTINEZ IS TRYING TO BE SNEAKY ORC! IGNORE HIM!

    • @TheMercian13
      @TheMercian13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      *RED’UNS GOO FASTAHHHHHH*

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "It cuts because I will it to cut"
    - Rogal Dorn, probably.

    • @changer_of_ways_999
      @changer_of_ways_999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "At least try to be a little more clever than that." - Magnus the Rad

    • @siddharthnandi3995
      @siddharthnandi3995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@changer_of_ways_999 Rad?

    • @lukegulson5438
      @lukegulson5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@siddharthnandi3995 Magnus’ cooler twin brother

    • @wardulens7607
      @wardulens7607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Elias Johnson hmmmnno

    • @N-i-L
      @N-i-L 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I am go"

  • @nuclearsimian3281
    @nuclearsimian3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    In fairness, the chainsword is meant to scare the shit out of the Marine's adversaries as well. Its also meant to be extremely brutal to basically punish someone that fought against the Imperium.

    • @joeb8248
      @joeb8248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is a terror weapon.

    • @mewhen9152
      @mewhen9152 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@joeb8248 the heretics deserve nothing less

  • @devinmorales7077
    @devinmorales7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    i actually have a chain spear, its great. it attaches to my weed whacker engine and also comes in really handy for pruning my trees. best part is i got it at the hardware store for $50.

  • @Khelemvor
    @Khelemvor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    When you can shrug off a 0.75 caliber mass reactive explosive bullets, you don't really need to dodge. Plus there is the power armor.

    • @Stuffandstuff974
      @Stuffandstuff974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And wave after wave of guards men to keep throwing at the enemy until they run out of ammunition.

    • @uUuWolf16uUu
      @uUuWolf16uUu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Lord Admiral Spire Actually, there are chainswords that are better than power swords. For example Leman Russ personal chainsword. Which has a implemented power field and is made of the teeth of some beast that can cut anything with its teeth (some kind of leviathan). There are also just upgraded chain swords that have additional power fields. I believe those are mostly for space marines.

    • @uUuWolf16uUu
      @uUuWolf16uUu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Lord Admiral Spire Well, yes. There are power chain swords. Which are mostly used by the Vlka Fenryka (Space Wolves). Leman Russ Sword is an artifact weapon that is even superior :D.

    • @sevenproxies4255
      @sevenproxies4255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Astartes do not "shrug off" bolter rounds.
      You do realize that Astartes use bolters against other Astartes right?

    • @rayhankazianga6817
      @rayhankazianga6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sevenproxies4255 yes, but normally heavy bolters.

  • @Manfromthenorth0551
    @Manfromthenorth0551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The thing is, even if the Chainsword wasn't as effective as a sword Space Marines would probably still use it purely for intimidation.
    The Imperium of Man has many examples of this. I mean for crying out loud the giant Titan mechs and their battleships are essentially moving cathedrals with planet-killing weapons strapped to them.

    • @miyama8936
      @miyama8936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who wouldnt surrender if the sun stops shining because of the giganic chainsaw of a imperial titan? But it is not dark because of the blue light of his charging plasmagun.

    • @blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935
      @blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Intimidate what, Orks? They'll run even faster to you. Chaos marines? They don't give a fuck. Eldar? Maybe. Tau? They don't do melee so their fucked the moment they hear the chain sword. Everyday heretic/rebel? Yeah shitting bricks.

  • @Mirvra
    @Mirvra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    ''Except for a Commissar's laspistol''
    I legit started laughing my arse off.

    • @theslayerssanctum5534
      @theslayerssanctum5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Except for a Comissar's laspistol"
      My Comissar: laughs in boltpistol

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theslayerssanctum5534 Oof, that must suck for you, my commissar's dead.

    • @vinnylatoria4478
      @vinnylatoria4478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I just don’t have a commisar.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theslayerssanctum5534 Your pistol is meaningless for the Krieg, your entire job is to try and prevent an endless charge, and if you try and hold them back for too long the guardsmen all kill you anyway for being a coward. If you aren't in the first rank? The nearest Krieg kills you anyway for being a coward.

  • @darthskarr8975
    @darthskarr8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    >Video of Shadiversity reviewing the 40k Chainsword: *Exists*
    >In Count Dooku voice: *"I've been looking forward to this."*

  • @calumdeighton
    @calumdeighton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    As a Warhammer person, I'm so glad you did this video Shad. Chainblades are an icon; and they are just awesome.

    • @lynxk9372
      @lynxk9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you identifie as girl or boy? Warhammer person.

  • @bingbong2020
    @bingbong2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    3:30 why is the pornhub intro playing there

    • @Valerkos93
      @Valerkos93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Slaanesh recruitment video

    • @badasunicorn6870
      @badasunicorn6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Probably added by the editor for lols. Expecting people to ask in the comments, then they can read it and be like "haha, how would they know the pornhub intro?". Also there is actually more on porhub than porn, I've found letsplays, animated kids shows and beutiful harp music there, it's great!

    • @Valerkos93
      @Valerkos93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@badasunicorn6870 Well all of this is technically truth, but it all exist there in peverted form

    • @theless-than-goodhunter7019
      @theless-than-goodhunter7019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because nothing is more arousing than watching heretics and xenos meet their deserved fate.

    • @reapershadow2966
      @reapershadow2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Less-Than-Good Hunter yes blood more blood
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
      KILL MAIM BURN
      DEATH TO THE EMPEROR

  • @capuchinseven
    @capuchinseven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I feel it's important to point out that with a lot of TH-cam videos talking about martial applications of 40k technology (and I think you nail and understand that in the context of the universe these things actually do make more sense), they somewhat miss that a lot of the technology (if not all) that's used in the year 40k is actually developed in around 25k (which was pretty much the height of human technology achievements, it was god like technology and then all lost after the fall) and just rediscovered later in the year 30-40k. A lot of this technology wasn't originally actually meant to be used the way that it's used, Terminator armour for example was simply just a very rugged space suit in 25k but when rediscovered in 30k, because of the nature of the Imperium (and to be fair the nature of the galaxy that the Imperium has to survive in) it was repurposed into powered battle armour that's now worshiped, cherished and looked after the way we'd look after the Sistine Chapel). So when it comes to Chainswords it might look a little unwieldy but that's probably because it was originally used to be attached to a 20-25k robots arm to be used as a simple cutting tool, the Imperium just see it and think "ooooh think of what we could use that for!"

  • @itsuko6366
    @itsuko6366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Shadiversity, the Tech-Priest who specialized in melee weapons.

    • @paolotan8043
      @paolotan8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The teeth on the chain sword could also just be going back and forth in an actual sawing motion, effectively cancelling out any effect of Newton's Third law on its own.

  • @drizztiley8740
    @drizztiley8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    The first mistake of making a 40K analysis.
    Assuming logic is a big concern

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Thinking is Tzeentch worship and heresy

    • @ДокторЯдо
      @ДокторЯдо 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      WH40k is still far more logical than, say, Tom and Jerry or Disney's Star Wars.

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ДокторЯдо Does star wars have orks that can make things work just by believing they work?

    • @ДокторЯдо
      @ДокторЯдо 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      I was talking specifically about Disney's Star Wars. And you seem to misunderstand what I meant.
      Fiction can divert from rules of reality in the laws of its own setting. Orks having collective mind-warping psychic field is a good example. However, any work of fiction should stay true to its previously established rules. Ass-pulls are never a good thing. It's not great when already very Mary Sue-ish character turns out to be descendant of saga's main villain, or when some smartass Mechanicum turns out to have hundreds of thousands NEW BETTER supersoldiers in stasis chambers all over the Galaxy, and no one in ten thousand years had any idea they existed.

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ДокторЯдо Oh got it

  • @franksworld9922
    @franksworld9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    You have to remember a space marine can swing a weapon with the force of a large pickup truck hitting you at medium to fast speed.

    • @changer_of_ways_999
      @changer_of_ways_999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "They hit me with a truck" - Edgy boy #56

    • @barrylyndon5552
      @barrylyndon5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cept they are hitting monsters who would mostly laugh that off. Like a carnifex, who would throw that truck across the town
      Marine strength helps make any weapon plausible, cept that they are made to fight things generally bigger and scarier than even them

    • @franksworld9922
      @franksworld9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barrylyndon5552 would laugh it off if it wer not for ceramite armor and blades that are one molecule thick or powered with a force field that can cut through almost anything or amplify the power of such blow a thousand fold. Space marines are badass in my opinion

    • @franksworld9922
      @franksworld9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@barrylyndon5552 ok the creatures would not be harmed very much or at all but that's why they have devistator and terminator squads or in such scenarios dreadnought or heavy vehicles such as land raiders and other tanks.

    • @barrylyndon5552
      @barrylyndon5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franksworld9922 I collect Custodes so marines are like our pets. But yeah, we pat them on the head and tell them theyre are doing a pretty good job.
      Marines are rather strong, but they are outclasses in the galaxy by the sheer death out there. Their best weapons are skill and tactics, their weapons and physical strength is only above average and their numbers are tiny. But by working together and having godly plot armor they often win

  • @grandadmiral8173
    @grandadmiral8173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    The thumbnail is wrong shad wouldn't be a grey knight he would be an emperor's fist because he would spend his time fortifying imperial MATICULATIOOOOONNNNNSSSSS

    • @loganb7059
      @loganb7059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That looks more like a deathwatch tho

    • @grandadmiral8173
      @grandadmiral8173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Either way he still should be fortifying imperial matchiculations

    • @Iijjccbb
      @Iijjccbb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you look in the belt area the mark of the blood angels is visible

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Black Templar. Like machicolations just as much as other Imperial Fist successors, but also like SHOUTING!!!!!

    • @psychotictree0986
      @psychotictree0986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just because the armor is grey/silver doesn't automatically make them a grey knight. Sorry for sounding so serious but as someone who has an independent chapter design and having to explain that everytime really sets me off.

  • @themaster1dcp
    @themaster1dcp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    WE ARE THE ANGELS OF in depth analysis as to the practically of the chainsword

  • @bloodyhatter2692
    @bloodyhatter2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Chainsword direction can be changed on the fly by user. This function is used in chainsword combat as a standard technique.

    • @tristikov
      @tristikov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Was looking for this comment. At least in one of the Gaunt's Ghosts books, knowing when to reverse your spin direction (such as in a bind) is an integral part of dueling with chainswords.

  • @thekhanartist6334
    @thekhanartist6334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Slaneshi recruitment video" f***ing brilliant lol great video shad, and editing team

    • @darthfenrir4892
      @darthfenrir4892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I won't lie, I'm curious as to the video.
      Purely to report those in it to the Inquisition, of course.

    • @felniiriisk8863
      @felniiriisk8863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@darthfenrir4892
      Too late heretic! *BLAM*

    • @zachrich7359
      @zachrich7359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@felniiriisk8863 YOU INSPIRE YOUR MEN TO STUDY SUCH FOUL SMUT COMMISAR?!? YOU HERETIC! *BLAM*

    • @thekhanartist6334
      @thekhanartist6334 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      100 likes, neat

  • @Dour888
    @Dour888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    "But if they're not in armor, that could injure you quite significantly"
    *Laughs in Sister Repentia*

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I see what you did there. Well done

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Unarmored chainsword users in-universe are always depicted as insane suicidal maniacs, though, even for 40k standards. That also includes Redemption cultists who have a tendency of charging in with long flowing robes and gigantic two handed chainswords.

    • @Dour888
      @Dour888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@CrizzyEyes
      ...ON FIRE!
      No srsly, the redemptionists uses them with a built in flamer which wreath the blades in flames 8D

    • @kevlarburrito6693
      @kevlarburrito6693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah but if you've ever looked at the chainsword blade direction, they don't have much to worry about in that regard...

    • @danyael777
      @danyael777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ah yes, the Eviscerator Two-handed Chainsword. A weapon for the true believer.....

  • @MegaGullas
    @MegaGullas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    RED GOES FASTA
    YELLA' MAKES BIGGA' BOOM
    BLACK IS TUFF
    BLUE IS LUCKY

    • @FishfaceTheDestroyer
      @FishfaceTheDestroyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      YA FURGOT PURPULL IS SNEEKY YA GROT

    • @MegaGullas
      @MegaGullas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@FishfaceTheDestroyer YA MOIGHT BE ROIGHT, BU' IMMA KRUMP YA AND TAKE YA TEEF YA GIT

    • @ragnerschwarzmane3412
      @ragnerschwarzmane3412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      AN‘ OF CURSE: GREEN. IS. BEST!!!

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ragnerschwarzmane3412
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    • @spartanhawk7637
      @spartanhawk7637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mattaffenit9898 Me: *Looks at WAAAAGH* shit.
      My character: CEASE YOUR HERETICAL EXISTENCE AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!

  • @marcelocampos5521
    @marcelocampos5521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Living bone"
    Yeap... found the necromancer

    • @JohannLudwigEdel
      @JohannLudwigEdel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Leave that man alone, it's hard enough nowadays to raise a family when they aren't buried in the same grave anymore due to high divorce numbers..
      For all my colleagues who are also facing severe persecution, to bypass such hypocritical laws instead of raise dead, you can use animate object.

    • @domezasrekh3775
      @domezasrekh3775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEEEE! xD

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JohannLudwigEdel Oh, I didn't realize Necromancers suffered this much, I'm sorry for the pain you have to go through.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technically it's not really bone, but it is organic material. It's weird.

  • @dopeskone
    @dopeskone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    During the Horus Heresy space marines found the chainswords weren't very effective against other marines. New fighting techniques had to be developed to make them more useful

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      By and large they aren't that good but way easier to produce than power swords. Faster as well since I believe game mechanic wise Power swords always went last in the attack phase if I remember right.

    • @TehAsianator
      @TehAsianator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JustaGuy_Gaming You're thinking power fists and axes, not power swords

    • @SoftisNelaris
      @SoftisNelaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This, much this. The Chainsword is specifically an anti-personnel weapon, used for killing fleshy, lightly armored things like Tyranid gaunts, Ork boyz, traitorous guardsmen, Eldar aspect warriors, etc etc. And on top of that, the roaring and screaming of the chainblade alone sends a message to the enemy in a universe where emotions can affect the world (Warp stuff and all that)
      Why not use more power weapons? Well, power weapons are **very** hard to craft, IIRC they're also a lost technology. And actually, factions like the Eldar that still have the tech *do* use power swords en-masse; only the Striking Scorpion aspect warriors use chainswords.
      Why not use bladed weapons with the same technologies and materials used in the chainsword? Well, by and large the things that you'll be hitting with it are highly resistant to simple cuts, I.E. Orks. Chainbladed weapons will apply *more* force outside of the wielder's swing: Even if the initial strike dosen't penetrate, the blades will start ripping at the armor, then the flesh underneath. This is especially important for the Adeptus Astartes, who suffer from impaired flexibility and maneuverability due to their hulking physique and power armor.
      So, if you can't arm your entire arm with power weapons and simple bladed swords are insufficient, you make chainswords.

    • @dopeskone
      @dopeskone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SoftisNelaris standard power armor isn't very restrictive to movement. It been described as acting as a second skin. The exceptions being Mk3 power armor, imdomitus and Cataphractii terminators plate. Shad has no idea of the thirst of Warhammer fans for good content.

    • @jozzyalthefool9273
      @jozzyalthefool9273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmm. I wonder how would a chainsaw not be effective against armor made out of pure metal. I mean seriously, if you are cutting wood with a chainsaw and acidentaly hit a random little rusty nail, your chainsaw needs a new chain. Why would one use that in combat against buff guys in thick plated armor? But again, we are talking about 40k, a place where there still is melee combat even though guns exist.

  • @patrickhearne5536
    @patrickhearne5536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Doom told me its pretty practical. It works well on demons

    • @Lanadra
      @Lanadra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Space Marines would agree.

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Chase Moore so a black templar then

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@richardlionerheart1945 He's basically Sigusmund, the very angriest of Dorn's Angry Boys

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pretty handy on cacodemons, especially. their pain tolerance is low enough to get stunlocked by it, they're tanky enough to be worth the trouble, and their large hitbox block shots from enemies behind them, protecting you while you rip them to shreds.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@VeryPeeved Scion Matilda: Aw yeah, they're right tanky little buggers, innit?

  • @Meet_The_Pyro
    @Meet_The_Pyro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Ooh I like that hidden message.... wait no.... must've been my imagination

  • @conan1939
    @conan1939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Whenever I start my Husky I shout, 'For the Emperor!'

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AHHHHHH

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what do you shout when it breaks and you realise you should have bought a Stihl?
      I bet most people never even considered that chainsaws and brushcutters have their own ridiculous PlayStation-Xbox rivalry.

    • @lucasworden1017
      @lucasworden1017 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

  • @Guderian2
    @Guderian2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    *sees the new intro* HOLY CRAP! I am already amazed. Also: "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!"

    • @headquarters447
      @headquarters447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which Emperor Mr. Tarkin?
      *the Inquisition would like to know your location*

  • @danforthlaertes
    @danforthlaertes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    FOR THE EMPEROR! We need more 40k content, deffo.

    • @CMAzeriah
      @CMAzeriah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!

    • @burritodorit0772
      @burritodorit0772 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *battlecry intensifies*

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Next Episode: The standart imperial bayonet!

    • @wolfblade40k89
      @wolfblade40k89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emperor protects

  • @burritodorit0772
    @burritodorit0772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Don’t mind me, just a guardsman patrolling for heresy

    • @plaidpvcpipe3792
      @plaidpvcpipe3792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hail friend! Remember, the planet broke before the guard did. And stay vigilant, heretics and xenos lurk in all corners of the Imperium!

    • @VictorSierraGolf
      @VictorSierraGolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't mind me, just a commisar overseeing a guardsman patrolling for heresy, trying to come up with excuses to shoot him.

    • @danielhogan6255
      @danielhogan6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In The Name of The Ordo Hereticus i hereby apprehend this commisar, overseeing a guardsman, patrolling for heresy, on the charge of heresy.

    • @danielhogan6255
      @danielhogan6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Plaid PVCPipe
      You are suspiciously friendly..i hereby by order you to present yourself to your nearest Ordo Hereticus Base of Operations, to be tested for slaaneshi corruption.

    • @VictorSierraGolf
      @VictorSierraGolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      [defiently shoots the guardsman for non complience with grooming regulations (and also heresy) before being apprehended. On the charge of heresy.]

  • @Revenpsix2
    @Revenpsix2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As far as I understand, the "chain"part of 40k weapons are indeed different, some rotate towards the user, others away from him, and some consist of different saws moving in opposite dirrections form one another, thus making the weapon even deadlier and more efficient in "sawing"/removing material from the cut.

  • @williamarmstrong7163
    @williamarmstrong7163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    clearly the emperor planned to make all his space marines lumberjacks after they retired

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Retired....what kind of heresy is this?! In 41st millenia there is only war and it wont stop even when milkyway galaxy is under rightful rule of the terra. If you havent noticed there is other galaxies around and some twats bioengineered nids into existence and send them to milkyway... Emperor wants to have wee bit of a chat whit these twats, hence there is no retirement for space marines..

    • @canadiancrok2240
      @canadiancrok2240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Space marines don’t retire, they get taken behind the shed by the emperor when they get too old

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh hell....I now have in my head a picture of Space Marines doing the Lumberjack song....

    • @adrianflare7951
      @adrianflare7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@canadiancrok2240 To be fair the Thunder Warriors were extremely unstable genetically and were prone to just dropping dead.

    • @herbertgearing1702
      @herbertgearing1702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Retired that's cute!

  • @luciatheorphan
    @luciatheorphan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    i absolutely love the edits whenever shad is using the computer, never disappoints.

  • @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight
    @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Who needs a 4K video... when you have a 40K video?

    • @deadknight1402
      @deadknight1402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Weakling heretics, that's who.

    • @TheRealNekora
      @TheRealNekora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What of a 40K video in 4K?

  • @TheDeinonychus
    @TheDeinonychus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Still waiting around for someone to do a video analyzing lightning claws. Out of all the 'weird' weapons in 40K, I feel they always get overlooked, and I think they're more plausible than people might think.

  • @Urdarbrunn
    @Urdarbrunn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Okay, but is that Ork who has pinned down an Imperial Guard regiment with two hours of continuous fire when all he has in his magazine is a handful of pebbles and a scrap of leather with a crudely drawn ∞ on it realistic?

    • @shdowdrgonrider
      @shdowdrgonrider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Oh god. Imagine some absolute madman who convinced the orks that drawing an infinity on anything makes it never run out of dakka.

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@shdowdrgonrider *MORE DAKKA*

    • @danyael777
      @danyael777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Depends i'd say. If you ask a guardsman that survived, he would propably reply: "Realistic enough to keep us pinned for two hours." ^^

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Orcs are amazing, but also being Zeno scum they must be purged

    • @Wildtrexkid
      @Wildtrexkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @split haven they kind of can, the Orks belief can be turned against them, if they BELIEVE a man is an immortal god who can fire deathlasers from his eyes then...he BECOMES immortal and can fire deathlasers from his eyes. there's 1 anecdote from the lore I've heard of a group of guardsmen pinned down by a huge force of orks and they ran out of ammo. As the Orks were getting close a Guardsmen commander/Sergeant leaned over the defences on the lil hill and yelled ''BANG BANG, YOU'RE DEAD'' while pointing his empty gun at an Ork and the Ork's head exploded. Suddenly all the guardsmen started pointing empty guns at them yelling BANG BANG and throwing rocks while yelling ''THROWING A GRENADE AT THEM'' and the rock blows up like an actual grenade. So with a lil bit of trickery they could turn it on them ^^

  • @thunderwarrior1
    @thunderwarrior1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Shad. 40k. Chainsword. Im watching and subbing

    • @CharalamposKoundourakis
      @CharalamposKoundourakis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why would you not have subbed if you liked Shad beforehand?

    • @thunderwarrior1
      @thunderwarrior1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CharalamposKoundourakis im picky with what i watch with my time

  • @WhatThe40k
    @WhatThe40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Today I learned Shad would make an excellent Remembrancer. Great vid, and fun references for the 40k fandom.

    • @jakobottsman7470
      @jakobottsman7470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who is Shad Brother do you mean Brother

    • @DECKTRON5001
      @DECKTRON5001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Occulus imperialis is a 40k rembrancer style TH-cam channel if it'd be of interest

    • @WhatThe40k
      @WhatThe40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakobottsman7470 You are absolutely right Brother. I must now begin my Penance Crusade. Into the fires of battle-

    • @WhatThe40k
      @WhatThe40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DECKTRON5001 Wow this is perfect! thanks for the recommendation, subbed and ready for my next hobby session. :)

  • @jackhughes8585
    @jackhughes8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Something I love about warhammer is that they have in lore addressed how, when being used by normal people, it is best to just use it as a very ornate club. I think because space marines are so strong it has the same idea, in that you just need to thwack someone with it to kill them, but the chainsaw part is just so that if an enemy doesn't die they are not going to be getting back up or attacking you after a hit.

  • @brandonogden3498
    @brandonogden3498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Brother! Get the Heavy Hose!" I was nearly on the ground laughing my arse right off sir. Well done.

    • @flippingchips7343
      @flippingchips7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's cleanse your armor of this xeno filth, battle brother.

  • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
    @ParanormalEncyclopedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Using a chainsaw in combat properly:
    Lop your hand off at the wrist, ideally because it went bad
    Attach chainsaw
    GROOVY
    note most effective against demon possessed zombies... aka deadites

    • @mattrickard3716
      @mattrickard3716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And if that fails, there's always the boomstick.

    • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
      @ParanormalEncyclopedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mattrickard3716 Indeed

    • @ImAlpharius
      @ImAlpharius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what ork warboss do

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who’s laughing now, xeno? WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

    • @The-Singularity-X01
      @The-Singularity-X01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder, would a holy spell even AFFECT a deadite?

  • @Unknown_Shade
    @Unknown_Shade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    FOR THE EMPEROR! Welcome Shad to the Grim Dark.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Emperor protects.

    • @micohazakin8576
      @micohazakin8576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andreas Björkman it shall be loud
      WITH YOUR SCREAMS

    • @micohazakin8576
      @micohazakin8576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andreas Björkman I SAID IT SHALL BE LOUD WITH YOUR SCREAMS!

    • @micohazakin8576
      @micohazakin8576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andreas Björkman FOR THE LOVE OF KHORNE! THATS MY FAVOURITE KIND OF SCREAMS!

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@micohazakin8576
      _RRRRRRUSS AND THE ALLFATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_
      **Poweraxe-ing intensifies**

  • @rizkaarifiandi5670
    @rizkaarifiandi5670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Shad : "Chainsaw sword is not real !"
    Imperial Knights engineer : "ok boys, put down that chainsaw arm"

    • @butterlerpunch
      @butterlerpunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad gallant hours

    • @prometheus70516
      @prometheus70516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shad said that it is plausible, though.

  • @Sairren37
    @Sairren37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    *Shad puts up potential Xeno propaganda*
    *Inquisitors would like to know your location*

    • @markhellvig4549
      @markhellvig4549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Innocence proves nothing

    • @ThunderSkull214
      @ThunderSkull214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      LARRY! BRING ME MY EXTERMINATUS BUTTON!

    • @Sairren37
      @Sairren37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Larry pushes button*
      WRONG BUTTON!

    • @janczaplinski658
      @janczaplinski658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Sairren37 *shoots Larry in the head*
      Bring me another Larry

    • @gabrieldoyen692
      @gabrieldoyen692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Innocents are guilty of wasting my time.

  • @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube
    @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Next analysis: "Do red wunz really go fastah?"

    • @Ally5141
      @Ally5141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They do

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ally5141 ironically, studies show that blue is actually the color taht goes faster. something about it being a colder cooler, so it conserves heat or something? Don't tell the orks though.

    • @ichduoderer1498
      @ichduoderer1498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@johnj.spurgin7037 well becuose ther all thing red is faster it couses the baklash of the warpenergy thats generated on this way to make it faster

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ichduoderer1498 I know how the orks work. The thing is, it's based on the number of them in the vicinity and their belief. Shake that belief, and break that power.

    • @ichduoderer1498
      @ichduoderer1498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnj.spurgin7037 but its gencodet into them wahts makes it pritty hard

  • @darknessml6145
    @darknessml6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Inquisitor Shad always makes the best records of weapon history, Empreor BLESSED!

  • @dudewithahat5260
    @dudewithahat5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    for the Emporer. I wanna know more about 40 weapons in general, including and especially hammers.

  • @piotrskodowski7544
    @piotrskodowski7544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Shad. Poits for being Orky!!! RED UN GOES FASTAAAAAA!!!

  • @andrewboyce2703
    @andrewboyce2703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You actually can switch the rotation direction of a chainsword on the fly, if the Gaunt's Ghosts books are to be believed.

  • @veraxis9961
    @veraxis9961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Shad pulling the start cord on his chainsword:
    *pull* Machi--
    *pull* Machico--
    *pull* Machicolatioooooo--[chainsaw buzz]!!!

  • @RawkL0bster
    @RawkL0bster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:30 I'm dying over here, I don't know how many times I've replayed this.

  • @soulreaperiix_x8477
    @soulreaperiix_x8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    chainswords slide off armour plates in the novels, generally they aim for the flexible softer joints, the motion for attacking an opponent will most likely be a slash like a katana rather than a chopping motion like some swords which would rely on the momentum of the strike to aid the chainsword teeth to catch and dig into the material

    • @ad-skyobsidion4267
      @ad-skyobsidion4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Touches tau
      Tau : EXPLODES

    • @dhawkeye4439
      @dhawkeye4439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ad-skyobsidion4267 can confirm, this is how it works

    • @TheWizel
      @TheWizel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which is realistic. You need to get purchase on something to saw it and since chainswords have mediocre armor penetration the teeth are obviously only scratching Ceramite at best. Therefore the most efficient places to slash are soft areas and joints. Even plated joints are better since the armor plates will deflect into the joint so you can still grind down more efficiently.

  • @JumbleMumble
    @JumbleMumble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Shad: *RED THINGS JUST GO FASTA*
    Me: *laughs in dakka*
    Well done that one, same goes for the rest of the video

  • @2shedsplaysgames530
    @2shedsplaysgames530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    the double handed 40k chainsword, the "evicerator" would definatley be able to use either edge to best advantage.

  • @WallyBDO
    @WallyBDO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In the Commissar Gaunt novels a young Gaunt duels another commissar, chainsword to chainsword, and yes, flipping the rotational direction was a real tactic.

  • @QuantumLeapCosplay
    @QuantumLeapCosplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That intro caught me completely off-GUARD. Hahahaha!
    Awesome, Shad! Love it!

  • @RevantheBlack
    @RevantheBlack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    We all know Shad’s battle-cry in 40k: For the MACHICOLATIOOOOOOOONS!

    • @deathcompanybattlebrother
      @deathcompanybattlebrother 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @El Bearsidente Shad would turn an Emperor class Titan, from a walking cathederal, into a walking castle

    • @wojciechkowalski8061
      @wojciechkowalski8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He'd fit well with Imperial Fists. The creators of the mighty Golden Machicolations of the Imperial Palace!

    • @Rawkit_Surgeon
      @Rawkit_Surgeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shad will definitely be a son of Dorn.

    • @matrimalviarin5043
      @matrimalviarin5043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So he would be an Iron Fist

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deathcompanybattlebrother so you want to say, that he would be able to make an Emperor's pallace a titan and the Emperor would be able to fight once again?

  • @bl4cksp1d3r
    @bl4cksp1d3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    And now everyone says it three times with me
    Mono-molecular
    Mono-molecular
    Mono-monecular
    See, not so diffic-
    Ahh dang it :/

  • @rangerunner6274
    @rangerunner6274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really didn't expect shad to know so much about 40k, you keep surprising me.

  • @Deamons64
    @Deamons64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

    • @winstonking8847
      @winstonking8847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Gtfo you heretic

    • @arthurfox1733
      @arthurfox1733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      BURN! MAIM! KILL!!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!
      On a side note, khorne flakes are amazing, but I prefer mine with the freshly spilt and still hot blood of my foes

    • @Viktor-zg6co
      @Viktor-zg6co 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      in the name of The Emperor Burn Heretics!!!

    • @muninrob
      @muninrob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't forget the Tau flavor...... Kroot Loops....

    • @BeardedBen
      @BeardedBen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am irrationally happy to see this comment :D

  • @praetorian2222
    @praetorian2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    For the Emperor! The guardsman who is true in faith needs not his flak armor, for the Emperor protects.

    • @skeyedrake5929
      @skeyedrake5929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Full auto flash lights intensifies*

    • @jamesliu8095
      @jamesliu8095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not like it'll do anything anyway.

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My face is my shield

    • @BeardedBaron
      @BeardedBaron 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Emperor protects. . . But he protects those who wear their Flak Armor more

  • @darkhorse13golfgaming
    @darkhorse13golfgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Shad: States valid cons of a chainsword
    Me: ***Stares at Shad coldly in Adeptus Astartes***

    • @soldraconis3899
      @soldraconis3899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Downsides: To heavy for normies, sprays you with enemies guts AND armor, pulls you and the enemy closer together/throws the enemy away from you.
      The only real downside is the weight issue, but that just makes it a weapon exclusive to elite troops. Oh, and the whole armor particles ripping your legs apart if you don't wear armor thing.

    • @Sorrowdusk
      @Sorrowdusk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Evolution was a great movie

    • @darkhorse13golfgaming
      @darkhorse13golfgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Sorrowdusk lol most folks don't get where I got my profile pic from, good catch lol.

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@soldraconis3899 too heavy for "normies"? Iirc Comissar Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!! is an expert chainsword fencer. He even trained with a Space Marine.

    • @rupert5066
      @rupert5066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@undertakernumberone1 Brother Drumon!

  • @blacksheepwall79
    @blacksheepwall79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another thing about chainswords is also that you hear them revving in the media. So the wielder may have some control over the chain actually running. They could disengage the blade while parrying and such. They may even be able to simply engage a gear to reverse the spin of the blade.

  • @carbonado2432
    @carbonado2432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I used a chainsaw for years, its not the saw thats heavy, its the engine and fuel. A sci-fi powered shainsword would not be more unweildy than like a DaDao, and thats just improving the engine.

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hm, never thought of that, I used to use chainsaws about every day on the weekends, but that never even crossed my mind.

    • @DaMoniable
      @DaMoniable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@Kortegard0341 It does make sense though. The 'blade' is just that. a bit of slim metal with gears in it and a bladed chain. thats not entirely heavy. If you could power it with shocky electricity then theoretically you could bypass the need for solid/liquid fuel. Iirc, in lore they are battery powered.. much like most things in any scifi universe =w=

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DaMoniable linear electromagnetic accelerators directly on the chain and you don't have to care about clogging the chain either.

    • @DaMoniable
      @DaMoniable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SonsOfLorgar That might actually work O: From there youd just need a sizeable battery to keep it running for several hours, though im not sure about the chain clogging. Surely you would have to disassemble it occasionally to clean out where it contacts. Theres also the issue that magnets have, including electromagnets, which is when they get struck hard enough, it could mess with polarity, even if for a few moments, which in theory could either bring the chain to a stop entirely, or make it sputter... which might not be ideal for something you use for striking things.

    • @desperado3236
      @desperado3236 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well even in 40k, chaindaw do clog and break so maintenance is always essential. There is no such thing as a weapon that needs no maintaining, no matter what fancy scifi shit you use.

  • @tashkiira7838
    @tashkiira7838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Excellent work, Brother Shad. You have done well.
    In Nomine Imperator, gloria!

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This tree is a heretic!
    Cut down the trees, brothers!

  • @muninrob
    @muninrob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Space Marine, after spending 3 minutes chopping on an orc's neck with a sword. "Damn, this is like chopping down a tree with a knife - possible, but far too slow"
    Lumberjack, with chainsaw *brrrrrrrrrrrrr* "Timbeeerr"
    Space Marine: *Doomguy has found the chainsaw*

  • @Funsox
    @Funsox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    My father actually really badly injured himself with a chainsaw to the point that he has permanent nerve injury. He was actually in a few competitions in Australia for tree felling until then. A concept that he described to me leaps out at me here;
    By the time the pain had registered and that burning sensation had run up his arm, and then the amount of time it took to realize what was happening and release the trigger mechanism, he had already cut 2 inches deep into his own arm and the entire muscle of his forearm was basically just a piece of meat hanging off his arm. It also "gripped" onto the skin and flesh and became entangled with his skin and had to be torn off even after the blade had stopped moving. This is in the period of what was described to me as; "Less than a second's time". As soon as the blade touches skin, is just grips in and starts sawing, biting deeper and deeper. It doesn't just cut if you apply pressure, especially on flesh. It WANTS to dig deeper into flesh. It will grip, bite and tear and pull itself deeper into the cut. For this story in particular, he was 20m up a tree and another climber had to scale the tree with spikes and he had to stand on the guy's shoulders as they climbed back down with a lanyard because the wound was so severe that if he released pressure, it would spray blood. This is less than a second of blade contact with no downward pressure, in fact, the pressure was upward and was barely a graze. His arm was just pulled toward the cut as soon as contact was made because of the nature of skin.
    Another anecdotal story I heard involves clothing. Because clothing is so loose, when the blade catches clothing, it doesn't cut through for lack of resistance. Instead, it just grabs the clothing and pulls it. Whoever is wearing that clothing gets pulled in the same way. I briefly met a man who lost an arm because he was wearing a jumper (sweater) that was too loose and it got caught in the blade when he reached over to remove a small stick that had become jammed in the stabilizing spike. Because of the way his arm was being pulled, it wasn't possible to release the mechanism until it had broken his wrist and sawed half way through the bone of his arm, requiring amputation.
    These tools are specifically designed to tear through Australian Hardwood, some of the hardest wood on the planet. Things that don't have a pulpy structure or are specifically fibrous are damaged exponentially by these types of tools because of their tendency to "grip" materials that are soft or loose and fibrous. Even in your first real-world example, if you touched them for even a moment it wouldn't just go "ZZZT", it would immediately bite in to any clothing or flesh and they couldn't pull away without tearing the flesh and skin that's been caught in the blades off their own body in the process. In the standard reaction time of a human being, about .5 of a second, the cut could easily be an inch deep or more. A fairly average chainsaw blade travels at about 2500 surface feet per second, around 60 miles per hour or 100 kilometers per hour. Depending on the location, it would be an immediate mortal blow because your opponent would tear the wound open trying to get away from the saw and just immediately bleed out if they didn't hold the wound closed, leaving themselves totally vulnerable.
    It's nasty, nasty shit. I nearly got PTSD just from looking at the horror in their faces as they recounted their tales alone. This stuff is extremely dangerous and extremely damaging without even considering magic metals that defy the crystalline structure of metals being physically incapable of forming the cementite/pearlite structure needed for it's integrity by lacking sufficient molecules and physics itself because the Fairy King said "Magic". I have a qualification in metallurgy and magic metal annoys me nearly as much as studded leather armour annoys you because I understand how metal works and what makes strong and hard metals strong or hard.

    • @Nygaard2
      @Nygaard2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ...you scared me with this description... Great post.

    • @MyopicEmpireMetal
      @MyopicEmpireMetal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm never gonna go near one of those! Thanks for sharing these stories!

    • @wytfish4855
      @wytfish4855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      all my joints felt weak just from reading. i think i'll prefer a laspistol to the back of the head, thanks...

    • @slysci5
      @slysci5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Sorry to hear about those guys your dad included. Mechankcal engineering has taught me to have a very healthy amount of respect for anything with more than a hundred joules of energy...
      I think shad missed one important point here that you touched on. Chainswords would be brutal to morale. If you just saw your buddy ripped to shreds with a chainsaw you mite just run fkr your life training and commisar be damned.
      Even the issue with the swords. A battery powered chainsaw is scary light all things considered. You have to dodge it though unless you have a piece of something thick chunkey tough and hard to put between you and it. Ive used bandsaws to cut through 1 inch steel plate ... a chain saw will cut through armor eventually if u had diamond teeth .... anything behind that armor better fight like hell to get that blade off because its dead ktherwise

    • @mattrickard3716
      @mattrickard3716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      God level response.
      My only contribution was going to be that just as a sword gets stuck because of it's inability to push the material being cut out of the way, so too can a chainsaw get stuck (and they frequently do) if the bar gets pinched by the two halves of whatever you happen to be cutting as it starts losing structural integrity, because you have cut half way through it for instance.
      The design of the chainsword seems to overcome this to some degree due to the limited depth of penetration which precludes the bar of the sword from coming in contact with the object being cut. Between the size of the teeth on the chainsword (much greater depth of cut than real chainsaw teeth) and the evidence gleaned from your testimony, perhaps it would be a more effective weapon than first appearances or even the Man at Arms model would suggest, even without magic metal?

  • @deathcompanybattlebrother
    @deathcompanybattlebrother 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Really enjoyed the video, I would really like some other WH40K videos in the future

  • @torresstormer9136
    @torresstormer9136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    11:04 Yes brother, the trees are heresy that further the nurgle infestations, we must purge this foul heresy😂😂😂. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!!!

  • @МихаилРозов-ю9п
    @МихаилРозов-ю9п 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:05. Actually, not. The chainsword will dig its way through your opponent, effectively preventing it from breaking distance or contact with the cutting edge.
    12:30 That's why he (Everyone knows that this mechanism has a soul or machine spirit, as this phenomenon is called by Adeptus Mechanicus.) has such a large developed guard.

    • @prometheus70516
      @prometheus70516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At 5:05 Shad is talking about real life chainsaws, not the chainsword, so I'd say he is actually correct on that point.

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    So we are questioning the perfection of the glorious chainsword, gifted to you mere mortals by the Omnissiah without any reverence to the machine spirit? TECHNO-HERESY!!!

    • @Oops-All-Ghosts
      @Oops-All-Ghosts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The chainsword is not perfect. How could it be? It is a physical object. The Omnissiah's light illuminates all things, and by it we see the many glories of the universe, but only by their shadows do we see them--crude, imperfect things, which we strive to replicate by devising new tools to watch the shadows, and perhaps to catch a glimpse of the shapes that cast them. How could the chainsword be perfect, when the hands that craft it are human?
      Never forget: the truth of the quest for knowledge is that it _is_ a quest. Learn to see the quest in everything--in every step you take, in every grain of sand in the air, in every flickering shadow on the wall. _That_ is how you will come to recognize the Omnissiah. In the myriad souls of the world, all bound together, as cogs in a grand, impossible machine.
      (Don't mind me; go about your business, citizen.)

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Power Swords, Force Swords, and Rune Swords are better.

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll see your puny chainswords and raise you a big zoggin' chain choppa that's painted red.
      Your move cogboy.

    • @smurfsmurf10
      @smurfsmurf10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Power weapons are too expensive(and often time consuming) for mass production, Force weapons are psykers only, and runic weapons are force weapons those Fenrisian furries pretend aren't force weapons

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t worry my Skitarii bruva,
      Shad mentions that it becomes *VERY* effective using technology modern humans do not have today and only in the 41st millennium.
      Some of this technology includes proper veneration of the machine spirit and that simply goes without saying.

  • @raptorjesues1445
    @raptorjesues1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    fun thing is that chainswords are one of the weapons with less armor piercing capacity in wh40k

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Odd...because technically, saws are great at cutting through armor/metal IRL...

    • @Saturday-Tyrant
      @Saturday-Tyrant 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyokyoniizukyo7171 As good as 50 cal?

  • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
    @franciosdeaeruiu7555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    >shad: gets mad cuz he cant say mono-molecular
    >also shad: blutned

    • @jamesharmer9293
      @jamesharmer9293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I noticed that. Should be blunted shurely. Wish I could invent words like that.

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:57 Oh look! It's Notorious MAC and his ever so fancy blanket!

  • @LoneWolf20213
    @LoneWolf20213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Found out what the glimpse at the beginning was
    It says
    “Chronicles of Everfall Shadow of the Conqueror”
    Nice👌

    • @shadiversity
      @shadiversity  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh is that what that was?

    • @lordvalen8133
      @lordvalen8133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All you have to do is slow it down.