The History of England : Every Year
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ม.ค. 2025
- Here comes my History of England video, showing England's history from 519 (starting with the Anglo-Saxon states in Britain) and going until today (the modern United Kingdom), passing through Cnut's Empire, the Angevin Empire and Cromwell's Republican Commonwealth.
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Musics :
Crusade - Kevin Macleod
Heroic Age - Kevin Macleod
UK's national anthem Instumental
3:45 synced so satisfyingly with the music
Lol true 😂
and also when the music climaxes as britain takes over the whole world in the 19th and 20th century
And the clip without sound was super satisfying to
Your rait (right) :)
That was a certified france-destroyer moment
2180: Elizabeth II
@@corneliusngagwayang9428 an example of an angry American that can't chill tf out.
@@CallumVloGamesCVG I'm not american I've lived in london all my life fam.
*Mending*
@@CallumVloGamesCVG hueheuehuehue
She's immortal 😂😂😂😂
Elizabeth I: *Starts to colonize*
Elizabeth II: *Starts to decolonize*
Elizabeth III:
And yes, i am aware of the replies
Elizabeth V: *Starts to colonizing again*
@@jenniferdunn8386 If Elizabeth III starts colonizing again; then America will fuck them .
Ayang Animations :D Elizabeth VI starts decolonizing again
She still a queen of Commonwealth like Cannada, Australia etc
@@devil4784 it's ... it's a joke ...
UK: I hate you
France: I hate you too
UK: Germany looks kinda scary, so, friends?
France: Deal
p.s. this isn't my joke
It's so odd to me how France and the UK hated each other for so long, but especially after WW1, they're literally the best of pals lmao
@@TheRealIconG There's no such thing as eternal hatred or eternal alliance, but there is an eternal interest that all counties want: resources
@UNESCO / UK / Sosa Like I said, there's no such thing as eternal alliances and friendships, only eternal interests. People 90% of the time go to war for economical reasons. WW1 was because everyone wanted to land, the archduke murder was just a catalyst for previous tensions. WW2 was because Germany couldn't pay off its debt from the Treaty of Versailles. Once again: money. People like to blame religion on war but very few wars are fought for religion. France and England are both Christian, but they fought for money and resources. That's all it comes down to at the end of the day. Human life is worth no more than a few precious metals back then and in today's standard - oil.
@internet person America: Hey UK, wanna help me turn France’s reputation into the ‘surrender’ nation through memes and jokes, even though they’ve won the most amount of battles in history, cause I’m toxic that they’re not helping me get oil in the Middle East?
UK: Ummm….
Philippe VI de Valois and Édouard III Plantagenêt The House of Plantagenet was a royal house which originated from the lands of Anjou in France. The name Plantagenet is used by modern historians to identify four distinct royal houses: the Angevins, who were also counts of Anjou; the main body of the Plantagenets following the loss of Anjou; and the Plantagenets' two cadet branches, the houses of Lancaster and York. Anjou (Latin: Andegavia) was a French province straddling the lower Loire River. Its capital was Angers and it was roughly coextensive with the diocese of Angers. Anjou was bordered by Brittany to the west, Maine to the north, Touraine to the east and Poitou to the south. The adjectival form is Angevin, and inhabitants of Anjou are known as Angevins. During the Middle Ages, the County of Anjou, ruled by the Counts of Anjou, was a prominent fief of the French crown.Angevin is French for "from Anjou". The three Angevin kings were Henry II, Richard I and John. "Angevin" can also refer to the period of history in which they reigned. Many historians identify the Angevins as a distinct English royal house. "Angevin" is also used in reference to any sovereign or government derived from Anjou. As a noun, it refers to any native of Anjou or an Angevin ruler, and specifically to other counts and dukes of Anjou, including the ancestors of the three kings who formed the English royal house; their cousins, who held the crown of Jerusalem; and to unrelated members of the French royal family who were later granted the titles and formed different dynasties, such as the Capetian House of Anjou and the Valois House of Anjou.Consequently, there is disagreement between those who consider Henry III to be the first Plantagenet monarch, and those who do not distinguish between Angevins and Plantagenets and therefore consider the first Plantagenet to be Henry II.
The term "Angevin Empire" was coined by Kate Norgate in 1887. There was no known contemporary collective name for all of the territories under the rule of the Angevin Kings of England. This led to circumlocutions such as "our kingdom and everything subject to our rule whatever it may be" or "the whole of the kingdom which had belonged to his father". The "Empire" portion of "Angevin Empire" has been controversial, especially as these territories were not subject to any unified laws or systems of governance, and each retained its own laws, traditions, and feudal relationships. In 1986 a convention of historians concluded that there had not been an Angevin state, and therefore no "Angevin Empire", but that the term espace Plantagenet (French for "Plantagenet area") was acceptable. Nonetheless, historians have continued to use "Angevin Empire".
someone: lets go to UK!
me: k
*somehow goes to antartica*
Thats Not a offically Part of uk
@The Pals No they're Not allowed to build sth on it or remove mineral Ressources
@The Pals correct✔️
@@magnus2272 Everyone is allowed to build and mine resources for science, but Chile has made an actual civilisation there and technically made the first colony due to them having people born in Antarctica.
@The Pals Denis is gay, Alex is stupid, and Corl is mean fuck the pals
0:44 imagine being ruled by two underscores
that would be tough
@@AzureRT456 r/whoooosh
@@AzureRT456 R/WOOSH
@@AzureRT456 r/whooooosh
@@AzureRT456 the joke must be fly far over your head
2:04 when you think you're a jedi
jedis are gay
And the one at 2:04 is unready.
NO SERIOUSLY HIS NAME IS AETHELRED THE UNREADY
Be mindfull of your thoughts... they betray you
@@mega9158 nope
@@Ryanlexz gay
800: The 11 Celtic tribes founded
80: Roman Occupation of England
518: The 14 Saxon regions founded
519: Rise of the Kingdom of Wessex
596: Occupation of Mercia
661: Mercia defeats Wessex
687: Occupation of Sussex
753: Invasion of Cornwall begins
786: Mercia Conquers Wessex
804: Wessex Victory
827: Annexation of Kent
830: Invasion of Mercia
882: Complete Annexation of Mercia
919: Invasion of Danelaw
928: Kingdom of England Begins
1001: Occupation of Scotland
1020: North Sea Empire Begins
1035: Fall of the North Sea Empire
1066: Normandy took England
1093: Invasion of Wales
1137: English Liberation
1156: Rise of the Angevin Empire
1168: Annexation of Britanny
1171: Invasion of Ireland
1203: First English-French War
1225: French Victory
1228: The Angevin Empire Dissolved
1261: English Revenge
1298: War with Scotland
1337: 100 Years War
1362: Guyenne Expand (England)
1371: Second English-French War
1382: French Victory
1424: English Invasion of France
1434: Third English-French War
1440: French Victory
1538: War with Ireland
1582: War of Irish Succession
1591: English Victory
1601: Annexation of Ireland
1605: Carribean Colonies
1612: North American Colonies
1613: Indian Colonies
1644: Central American Colonies
1650: Commonwealth of England
1651: South American Colonies
1660: Kingdom of England
1707: Kingdom of Great Britain
1788: World Domination Starts
1801: United Kingdom
1842: England land on Antarctica
1932: Crisis of the Empire
1945: The Empire Declines
1949: Dissolution of the Empire
1953: British Commonwealth
1981: No more Colonial
1997: The End of the Empire
2000: This is fine...
2011: Peace
2019: Still 14 british territories
2020: Brexit
2021: Today...
2022: The End of an Era (1926 - 2022)
A long long long story😎
There not time stamps :(
@@brexitmeansbrexit163 don’t complain about it this must’ve took a while to type.
India & Pakistan : Are we a joke to you ?
@@anubratabit3027 😂😂
6:04 okay, now you’re good England, you can stop.
6:30 ENGLAND! STOP
Nani!!!
*God Save the Queen Intensifies*
"Okay thats enough colonialism..."
*Queen Victoria has entered the chat*
@@alanheyes694 Alrighty then chief
6:36 ENGLAND!!!!!
Countries : *Exist
British empire : It's free real estate yeah mate?
Fucking Normie
More at Aussie
Fuck off british empire
@@hemantjangid3821 fuck off you Uneducated Poo
@Happy Dude it's not about the duration it's about the Impact and legacy
Nobody:
Ancient English people: æ
Nobody:
Modern Danes: æ
Jeg elsker mit Æ
Nobody
Modern English Alphabet: *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Œ
imagine what English would sound like if the Normans never invaded
France: exist
England: *And I took that personally*
Michael JOOOOOOOOOOO rdannnnnnnnnnnnnn
england: exist
France: hey Guillaume, let's take it for 300 years !
@@lecapetien3223 300 years no that is lie. The Englisch invade France for 300 years like vikings
@@thundinarora7131 the vikings raided France for around 200 years and lost at the battle of Chartes 911.
France won against the vikings while the english continiously lost.
in 1066, the French from all France (Aquitaine, Poitou, Bourgogne, Bretagne, Flandres and Normandie) under the lead of Guillaume le Conquérant invaded england and established a French rule on england for 300 years, not only by the French aristocracy but also by the to French ruling families, The Normands and Angevins.
england never invaded nor conquered France while england was a French colony for 300 years.
Dieu et mon droit !
Honi soit qui mal y pense !
@@lecapetien3223 you are troll no the englisch king stop the vikings at stamford then fight a norman and almost win but norman fake surrender then conquer England and invade France for 300 years
Its amazing what that tiny Island managed to do.
Wait till the Tuvalu empire appears
Indeed they managed to build an Empire, of course by diplomacy, war and espionage. In my opinion their navy was the dominant element of the United Kingdom and that's why they were able to expand to the whole world and also they didn't have to worry for an invasion in their homelands because nobody at the time could match their naval power.
"Tiny" atleast it's bigger than an island called Hawaii.
"tiny"
London still is the global financial capital and the UK despite having roughly half the population of Japan, manages to remain more influential on the global stage through its strong diplomacy with its former colonies.
So, Elizabeth II lost everything
Well not everything since they still territories overseas. During her reign a lot of countries gained independence and other conflicts had happen and the last major territory The British Empire own was Hong Kong which gained independence in 1997.
Pretty much
+Ryack 63
I think it’s totally nice that British empire does not really exist anymore...
@@ryack6355 HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BELOVED QUEEN???!
+Ryack 63
India protested against BE. They British empire only oppressed nearly everyone there. Mostly today’s Bangladesh. Then there were two wars only bc of fucking drugs against China. The BE helped to destroy the economy of the Qing. You don’t want to know how many people suffered bc of the BE! Millions and millions of people! India became independent themselves bc BE was under pressure. Gandhi had to show the world what the BE did that they can be independent. Let’s not forget about opressing the aborigines or South Africa in the past. You think South Africa is better now? It’s still the most unjustice country in the world!!! The BE is one of the countries with the most bloody past in the world! So don’t talk about „advancing“ 🙄
1:29 when your parents were drunk while writing your name
EgGBerT
His mom was drunk during her pregnancy as well
When ET was the ruler of england.
Vikings anyone ?
h1ddE Real life is superior
England : "Time to invade France for the 173 time !"
France : "Dam it's the second try in the same week"
Meanwhile in Vic 2: "13th French war for Alsace-Lorraine"
Well time to *invade and colonize the rest of the world.*
england: exist
France: hey Guillaume, let's take it
Those who invaded france weren’t even english, they were french kings of england ( the famous Plantagenets)
@@makharena5553 if the Angevin empire doesn’t count as a British Invasion then the Norman invasion doesn’t count as you could argue that Norman’s were vikings
England: Takes over half of the world
Still England: *Can't take over 1 baguette*
Those bloody Frenchmen
France has more nukes than England and Royal Navy required crew for ships out weighs the amount of Royal Navy crew leading to moth balling the baguette has risen
United Earth Republic didn’t the British colonise the Gurkhas?
United Earth Republic in modern day yes
Scott Boyle but you k ow who’s stronger and could easily take both of you. If you said ‘Murcia then YOU GUESSED RIGHT
The final boss when you fight him: 6:33
The final boss when you unlock him as a playable character: 0:30
Lol
So true
@@gamerfox2654 yes?
@@zeandro6403 yeah , because house of wessex is the real & pure british monarchy
@@yudysputra err? No? They are saxons, the only "true" British Monarchies are those of the Celtics like the Stewart Dynasty, the omly "true" British Monarchy, but even that is debatable since Humans came to The British isles from Europe. Something be "True" British is subjective in and of itself.
Never knew that UK colonized penguins of the south pole.
Pengugays
@HYPER BAT MAPPING pengay
@HYPER BAT MAPPING lol, they call everybody gay. It's in UK they learn gay lessons in school
@@robertfatoulatchi9482 yeah, hyper gay mapping and Mega are boyfriends
@HYPER BAT MAPPING Stop gaying.
(1:50) Edward be like: Yoo I'mma get those lands.
😆
@@rt9637 Meanwhile, me:
Waiting to see my country INDIA.
“See that? That’s all mine right there.”
Lol
6:54
(Look at south africa)
*when you leave and come back because you forgot your phone*
What was that btw?
@@admiralvulfgangvongondkov9819 i have no idea
Sub- Zero Zimbabwe civil war - Britain occupies to restore order.
😂 Good one
NEU-RHODESIA WHEN
Which part of the world would you like ?
Queen Elizabeth-Yes
Queen Elizabeth II - No
Which part of the world would you lose ?
Queen Elizabeth II-Yes
George the 3rd: Am I a joke to you
Victoria: Am I a joke to you?
Mtf Elizabeth, destroyed the portuguese galleons 😢. Blame of Elizabeth II and Philip II, those broken assholes.
Wish this was a comment
How about penguin?
United kingdom : " raise their taxes."
30 years later: United States of Antarctica
Oh Dio >:(
@@memenecromancer4417 Lol.
@@memenecromancer4417 😸
@@memenecromancer4417 LMAO
1:53 That synced perfectly.
1:52 England : I am speed
That was Wessex
1:53 very good
England: I want France to be mine
France: no
Though at one point the "English" kings were French (the capital was Angers lmao)
Non
Only Facts in fact UK’s lemma be Dieu et mon droit (God and my right in FRENCH) is not coincidence at all
Ahajqjkw Njwkwkwk anw your fucking country of rosebeef😂😂😂😂
@Ahajqjkw Njwkwkwk anw
Et vous monsieur les Anglais qui êtes vous pour dire cela ? 😁😌
chapter 1: The roman
chapter 2: the chaos
chapter 3: the vikings
chapter 4: England
Chapter 5: Great britain
Chapter 6: Napoleonic wars
Chapter 7: British Empire
Chapter 8: WW1
Chapter 9: WW2
Final Chapter: Fall
Extra chapter, Loss of Control in the British Isles
Chapter 11: new barbarians into the Isles
1 Italians
2 Germans
3 norwegian(ethnically germanic)
4 now Jews
@@Nico-ds1uc Don’t be so certain !
Biggest things on earth top 20
_italics_ = territory
1 Asia 44 400 000
2 Americas 40 400 000
*3 British empire (1921) 35 500 000*
4 Africa 30 000 000
5 North America 19 000 000
6 South America 17 840 000
7 Russian Federation 17 082 000
8 _Antarctica_ 14 400 000
9 Canada 9 800 000
10 USA 9 600 000
11 China 9 560 000
12 Europe 9 160 000
13 Australia (continent) 8 700 000
14 Brazil 8 510 000
15 Australia (country) 7 692 000
16 Southern Ocean 5 300 000
17 India 3 160 000
18 Argentina 2 780 000
19 Kazakhstan 2 700 000
20 Algeria 2 380 000
It's important to realise that "England" never owned parts of France. These were personal holdings of the King of England, not England itself. They had their own commitments to the King. It may have been a personal union of sorts, yet given how much power nobles had over their King in these times, the French nobility in these areas saw themselves still as French, but simply with a King who also owned some land in England. He was the King of France to them, there just so happened to be another, fake French King also.
nope england owned france for a time ...... 🤭🤭🤭🤭
No!!!!!@@Ivan-qg2xi
@@Ivan-qg2xi your stupidity is so high, Your whole existence is a lie
@@Ivan-qg2xi bro he literally just gave evidence and you, a 2 y/o just said nahhhhhhhhhh.
Well, yeah, but also England never owned England. This is the problem with hereditary monarchical society. The government of England was the King and the King owned England and also his other lands and kingdoms. The concept of England as an entity was tied to the king, as opposed to being an independent nation state. The concept of a nation state didn’t really come about until the age of absolutism following the 30 years war and Treaty of Westphalia.
As such, given that the concept of England as a nation-state didn’t exist until so late (relatively speaking), we have to go by the ‘rules’ of medieval Europe - I.e. the king and his holdings are representative.
With that in mine, the map remains accurate.
3:46 Au secours, Jeanne !
Gay language, France is super gay!
Nice joke dude
@@theotheagendashill818 So 40% of English vocabulary is gay haha, "Dieu et mon droit" and "honni soit qui mal y pense" are gay mottos ahahhaha you asshole
@HYPER BAT MAPPING Analbania = shit country
...
france is too gay
6:55
UK: You know what,no
RIP Rhodesia :(
2 years of colonizing British Manila
I might be okay for that
@@soundsonik-xm8bs 哇槽,你不会是真的吧,做一个香港人是我的权利啊兄dei,你可以不看的呀
That’s when we officially abstained from colonialism.
彎彎不喜歡香港人,我笑了,逆子好意思說一個孝順的,給爺爬
capital of the angevin empire :angers
language spoken : french
very much english yes yes
For those interested Contact, the second book by Walt Socha, deals with Ireland and Vikings in the year 1074 CE
Atheist Time Travelers and their Native American/Icelandic followers fight Irish and Viking raiders!
ITeach You: "colony"
Me: Imagining Franks treating Angles, Saxons, Britons, etc. like they were subjugated Native American tribes... Very interesting scenario. Saxon Pocahontas?
@@iteachyou1575
So the French are Germans because the Franks spoke a West Germanic dialect and a foreign ruling elite (Germanic Franks) were in power? Be your logic France is just part of a German Empire, but no that is bullshit. So stop spouting the same bullshit about England just because hate us.
@@iteachyou1575 while the English part of the Angevin empire was a lesser partner to the french it is noticeable that the english frenchmen who practically ran the place, placed all their loyalties towards the isles itself, so more an English empire run by Frenchmen who were masquerading as English living in France.
ITeach You aye but the French king had bugger all control over it and wanted to take it fo himself so it was separate.
The most amazing part, is in ~1750, the UK was estimated to have a population of around 6M, while France for example had 24M.
Despite having such a tiny population compared to France and the rest of the countries, it managed to establish itself as a powerhouse, mainly in my opinion due to technology and strategy
It wasn't because of technology. Read Hobsbawm. At least.
And France and the rest of European countries, contrary to Britain, are not islands but have direct borders between them.
The most amazing thing is the ability of British people to 'forget' that being an island played a huge role in the development of Britain, being protected by sea when others were not. But let's forget about that and pretend that Britain was somehow superior to others, in 'technology and strategy' (which means nothing basically).
I highly doubt that, considering England (and, technically wales) already had 5 million by 1700
@@MrRikouz we did kind of have a decades long head start in the industrial revolution so id say the technology part is accurate.
Money, knowledge, military geniuses, greedy politicians, control of the seas.... The list is too long.
I like how Elizabeth II smiles when the whole Empire falls apart.
I’m dying 😭💀
She need it for ad-[REDACTED]
Because she knows she will outlive the world when it falls apart too.
@@oliver.mayes2305 why?
It's a good thing I'd smile too
1:34 lmao that painting is so funny
Watch Vikings movie series, he is really cool .
Disturbing
Atlantis he is looking to pop
MyOldJourney Ecbert is awesome in Vikings.
@@sofarluck8081 Ecbert was a West Saxon not a Dane. My bad if you are talking about someone else.
If you wanna have nightmares, start at 6:39
I wsnt good ones
No most will have good dreams lol
*Faps frenetically*
I have nightmares when Roman empire dies, barbarians
Luirimine TV Don’t bring Rome back into this. My heart can’t take it. I still remember when they killed my boy in 1204.
As a Hongkonger, the UK helped a lot in the social, political and economic development. Hong Kong was a small village which only had about 1000 people. However, after the rules of the British, here has become an international financial centre. In these 155 years, the UK had completely changed the life in Hong Kong. Although in 1997, the colonisation was ended, we will never forget about the contribution by the UK. 🇬🇧🤝🇭🇰
你们的母辈也没有忘记英国人的肉棒的滋味
@Gamer we speak Cantonese / Yue Chinese. it is slightly different from Mandarin Chinese
Would Hong Kong prefer to be back with the UK with devolved powers like Scotland and Wales, or remain with China?
Fuck the CCP, Chinas time is coming to an end
Britain oppressed hong kong. It was the worst time for the city, when english was the only official language despite chinese being 99% majority.. when British cordoned themselves the best land to live on exclusively
A Brit blames a German: You wanted world domination!
German replies: And you reached it!
Yes. And it was beautiful.
@Happy Dude and killing..., it's cool to watch it on a video, but it was not beautiful, it's only history.
@Happy Dude are u dumb? xd im talking in general. They killed almost everyone in United States, Caribbean, Africa and Australia just to say a few. The case of Australia and the USA is a bleeding example of what can be perfectly called genocide.In India, after more than two centuries of British rule, slavery was widespread and locals were not allowed to compete with their own products on international markets, until Gandhi arrived with his spinning wheel, etc. I can go on. the english empire is one of the bloodiest and most unjust that the world has seen.
Happy Dude Britain has beaten Spain and France plenty of times before, but never to the point of annexation. Are you not counting coalition victories against Louis XIV and Napoleon as a British win? There are still other examples of one versus one victories but there’s also examples of one versus one losses.
The Germans failed to finish their genocide.
The Brits succeeded. No more Tasmanians.
The Spanish never started one, which is why you can find, for example, millions of Mayans today.
Nobody:
England: Let’s colonize anything that exists
Elizabeth II : Nope, let's give back all this territory
Thanks to papa Roman
@@kensebego199 who ?
G.D.I Firehawk : eh it was a hit or miss joke lol just ignore it but I was making a reference to the Roman empire.
Morgan Walker39 Roman Empire is your grandfather 👴
We have a big park in Lisbon named after Edward VII when he visited the city.
And the military alliance between Portugal and England remains the oldest in the world
Hello from Brazil
Asi os ha ido a los portugueses, aliaros con la perfida albion en vez de con vuestros hermanos peninsulares
Para ser honesto, no les ha ido mal, al parecer los Ingleses fueron aliados leales.
I love that!
Henry Pacheco Do we still have the old treaty around today?
That part where there’s no music but the queen is still ticking.... beautiful!
Elizabeth has seen alot of changes in her life time
Naim Ishtiak Ahmed She was kinda just looking at Peru the whole time, nothing changed there.
@@Coolrh13 I'm dead :D
Rip
@@Coolrh13 because of Paddington
Nobody:
UK: Hippity Hoppity, the world is now my propriety
"Propriety" lmao
Not all the countrys.
Charles Cunningham yea I’m pretty sure anyone with a brain would know that
@@arandomseal4793 Lmaoo
Dorset Mapper 😂😂
*Jumps from 80 to 519* -England: parkour!
no no no you got it wrong, *Jumps from 800 BC to 80 AD* England: Parkour!
England didn't exist until 927
@@thathistoryiscoolguy r/whoosh
@@nathandrake3712 what?
3:01 Damn, I can see why he’s called John “Lackland”
It's Jean Sans Terre, from a French Plantagenet Father and a French Aquitaine mother
@@leomanolis8701
Not only that, but he nearly lost England too. The French actually landed on the English mainland after taking back their territories in western France from the English, and the French prince claimed himself as king of England and conquered half the country with the help of English barons who hated John. (Unfortunately this is not portrayed in this video for whatever reason). John ultimately died thinking his family had even lost England itself. But luckily once John died, the barons actually started supporting John’s son Henry as king and then kicked the French out.
@@ommsterlitz1805 His father was Angevin. Plantagenet is the family name, Angevin is the culture from which his father was born.
@@TheAurelianProject Yes and Angevin means from Anger or the province of Anjou and is a language of the "Langue d'oïl" so not only they were French and spoke French but spoke the base of French, old French
@@ommsterlitz1805
Yes I’m aware, my point is that you listed two entirely different labels for his parents, one being the family name and the other being the culture. But yes, they were both French (and yes I know there was no single French culture at this time but I’m speaking generally).
But anyway, it’s not wrong to refer to him as John Lackland in English. We refer to many historical figures by their English pronunciation even if they weren’t English, so I don’t see what the problem is.
King X Æ A-12/ elon musk’s son is the next king to have “Æ” in a name
Citizen 7 who has æ in their name if possible give time stamp
Citizen 7 ooh u mean Ælfrēd , Æthelstan , Æthelred etc..
@@arnavpatil161 practically everyone in the first part of the video.
well my name is ÆRUSK VOLESKOV
There’s a tax for that
6:36 When you write an essay, then lean on the "delete" key by mistake without realising for 10 seconds.
Pain
And what’s worse is you pressed Ctrl + Z and nothing happens.
if only they knew the power of ctrl z
6:22 me writing the essay without sleeping
Earth: *exists*
Great Britain: it's free real estate
It's free real american states!
@@marron_hd8159 no u
1:22 that's the coldest name for a king you can't lie, cynewulf
1:36 Æthelwulf is also cold; it translates to “Noble Wolf” in Old English
When you realize Queen Elizabeth has been ruling for almost 70 years.
EDIT: Apparently I can't Math... 70, not 60.
she is very gay
@Drop ammo please no she's a cyborg that is sent to kill George VI
and has succeeded the job
She is a basterd
She's a tyrant
R brits nowadays protestants?
2:04 - the man with a giant cucumber leads England
2:10- an armored Danish king leads England, but reigned for 1 year XD
2:11- the man with a giant cucumber died
lol😂
Funny
I love how the music builds up as the empire is growing and then the music comes to and end as they loose everything. Simply beautiful. 5:20 - 6:55
Did you mean "God Save Queen"
It's the British anthem
Not beautiful for any Englishman to have to see aha
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and bring today's technology to the Empire in the 1800's. Crush America, and then conquer the world, and make the British Empire permanent. In the present day, I would have travelled back, and proclaimed the title of Eternal Emperor. I would order nuclear force on capital of any nation who wants independence, without sending their HoS to see me first. In the event of me giving permission, they would have to take a full CENTURY to gain it.
@@WarhammerWings same
5:14 the anthem starts ❤️
@Ranvijay Yadav mom-mating India
6:38 I like how Canada vanish from map with prefect timing with song
4:44 such a cool move from Elizabeth I
It does 200 damage
6:36 "bloody hell, Scotland forgot his bagpipe again."-some englishmen in 1875
Love for The United Kingdom 🇬🇧 from the Netherlands.
🏴❤🇳🇱
Poor😂
@@both82 I'm sorry to hear about your bad financial situation.
Perhaps you could start an only fans and dick around there?
@@both82 the Netherlands is in the top 20 biggest economies...
Love from England/UK 🇬🇧❤🇳🇱
Didn't know that Elizabeth is also Ice Queen of Antarctica. Some penguin on coat of arms is needed to make it clear.
Its not a legitimate claim.
When Queen Elizabeth becomes a queen everything just disappeared
Cause of the end of WW2, Europe become week cause of the US who were jealous of European's colonies
@@SpiritDewoitine The US an USSR.
Mr Pepper wait, who coused WW2?
@@SpiritDewoitine "week"
@@neilbari324 Europe. But make no mistake, prior to WW2, Europe, especially Germany, was about 20-30 years ahead of the USA, and far more ahead than that compared to the Soviets in EVERY single aspect...science, technology, manufacturing, quality of life, architecture, etc. USA and Soviets just used the situation after WW2 to keep Europe down. Despite that, they failed and Europe is again no.1 in all those aspects.
Fun fact: Most of the pictures used before William the Conquerer were actually made in the 13th century, and the oldest picture of an English king is actually Æthelstan 1:53
That’s cool
*Æ*
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King Edgar: *laughing*
What an amazing history! Greetings from Turkey!🇹🇷🏴
Greetings brother🏴
selam
Hopefully they'll do Turkey's history next! 🏴🇹🇷
Hey, thanks. Turkey can take my respect.
nE Dünyayı Sömürdüler Osmanlı imparatorluğu ise fethederek
Comment section:
99% : colonizer england joke comments
%0,8 : people says "wow video is great"
%0,2 : Comments I did not read and put here.
Everyone: Alright I think you have all you need you can stop now.
Victoria: Well yes, but actually no.
You missed Harold godwinson he was briefly king before William the conquerer
CenturionYT he might not have been included if his reign was under a year, since that’s the scale of time that the creator used.
@@thomaswilson3827 yeah, he reigned roughly from January to October until he was slain in a battle against this norman conqueror
I did not miss him. Each slide is set on December, 31. On December, 31 (1066), Harold wasn't the king anymore.
@@KheyPard ha! First one
Blink and you miss him
Is nobody gonna say how 4:43 went so well with the music as it zoomed out
What a nice approach of knowledge growing about British Empire up date from origin.
6:05 When British get "win of war" DLC and play multiplayer, Steam was detected "Cheat of territory&colony" and start delete it.
Mum: why are you crying so god damn loud?
Me: 6:44
Loser
3.01 was the saddest.
Dalton Goh lol get fucked England
@Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvocanoconiosis saddest part of the video
@@slaughtcount224 what the hell
6:33 "Hey Kaiser, George V kinda looks like Nicholas II doesn't he?"
Wilhelm II: "Shhhh it's a family secret"
Excellent video your the best TH-cam historian along with Ollie Bye and Emperor Tigerstar keep up the great work
No he is gay- prntscr.com/nsz7qp
ollie gay and emperor tigergay are gay
@@mega9158 yes
It would be very interesting to have an animation with the evolution of France, Spain and England in the same map. Those countries are the three main protagonists in Europe, in interdependance at all times, and the more titanic imperial civilizations.
They were until 1870's
For those interested Contact, the second book by Walt Socha, deals with Ireland and Vikings in the year 1074 CE
Atheist Time Travelers and their Native American/Icelandic followers fight Irish and Viking raiders!
@@wunderpuma4453 Of course we could talk about Holland, Portugal, Russia, Germany, Ottoman Empire, Danemark...
But the constant, oldest and more giant ones are France, Spain and England. If we don't want have an overloaded map...
Spain was superpower? defeated by dutch.
@@kenlau135 after 80 years hiding in swamp and crying, with the help of France and England
To conquer half the world, it's really exciting! Greetings from Russia.
oh no
Only 25%
@@thathistoryiscoolguy only 25% only lol
@I have died inside No 25% is accurate. The British Empire at its peak encompassed 1/4 of the land in the world.
British empire occupied %26.40 of the world
I think England didn't really try to rule, they just wanted to make English the most spoken language, and they succeed :D
*the best spoken language, the Spanish tried this aswell but Spanish sucks*
@@Xictlii Spanish doesn't suck. I think it's the coolest language on earth. But some countries' spanish accent is really stupid
@@muhammedyasinkalender6576 it’s a joke, I hate Spanish with a passion, and it’s not because I failed in it with a Spanish speaking parent.
Actually it’s still beaten by Mandarin entirely because of China’s fat population.
@@genericwhitemale9566 most areas in the world speak English. Not the most ppl. Most ppl stats are stupid !
BTW guys the music that Khey pard is Using is called "crusade" just saying cause some ppl don't know
And second is "Heroic age"
My favorite mapper is back
Map animator*
@@jeffreychandra912 It's called Mapping.
@@portugueseempiremapper1773 mapping and map animator are not the same.
he is gay- prntscr.com/nsz7qp
lmfao
As Britain of Countryballs used to say:
"You are all part of the greatest Empire the Earth has ever known."
ESPAÑA
@@JulianCarrilloViajes
Not... After the defeat of "Grande y Felicísima Armada" is gone...
Мочалка_Migel'-Andrew Afanas'yev-Gredeskhul fue un gran error pero eso no cambia la historia, del imperio donde nunca se ponía el sol, Arriba España 🇪🇸
@@JulianCarrilloViajes Okey)
England: *Invades France for the 1700th time*
France: "Goddammit! Same shit, same shit different day!
No words for the biggest empire of history, love England from Italy🇮🇹
No, uk, USA, Canada and the troops of free French. Romans invaded England alone.
Love Italy back from England 🏴❤️🇮🇹
I don't want to start a comment war but roman empire was better.
They were both great
Concordo con te
Kingdom of Wessex have very beautiful flag
lannister flag
You know Vikings(series) lol
Yes, this is one of the most favorite series for me!
@@oliverthefennec7138 Mine too
@@mutantboy1948 mine too. Ecgberht looks so funny in his picture.
Great video could you do a list of Anglo-French wars please
gay
@@eric11 you have big gay
@BaumGlory no u
@BaumGlory lesbian
Only anglo-french so
100 years wars. French victory
1778-1783 war. French victory
That's it
2:28
Edward the Confessor?
Well what did he have to confess to? Surely should be alot!
He was called the Confessor due to his strong religous beliefs
I accidentally clicked to the end of the video and Wessex suddenly expanded to a quarter of the world
King Alfred’s wet dream.
Glorious England had fought with penguins and conquered Antarctica 🇦🇨🇦🇮🇦🇺🇨🇰🇭🇲🇰🇾🇲🇸🇳🇿🇳🇺🇵🇳🇸🇭🇹🇦🇹🇨🇹🇻🇻🇬🇫🇯🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶
And killed millions of people
Ooo Türk
3:19
Edward 1: Who WaNts To HeAr A a HoRrOr sToRy?
Everyone: YeS
Scarry cat: NNNOOO
What cat
This is some r/youngpeopleyoutube shit
Its crazy how much borders and states changed every year in the past whereas the world seems so much more stabilized now
CONGRATULATIONS ON 50,000 SUBSCRIBERS!
shut up gay
@@shaokhan2845 no youre the gay
England/Great Britain/UK 🇬🇧 Greatest and Largest Empire ever! Respect from Philippines 🇵🇭
Thanks mate
Wait.....
2:01 edgar is not pewdiepies dog????
"Sun Never Sets On The British Empire"
Remembering the historic slogan that used to express British Empire at once. 🔥
it still does if you count random islands
Never in my life have i heard of North Sea Empire. Thank you for this 👍🏻
Empire of the Danes
@Hona Hona Arent Danes, Swedes and Norwegians (together with Iceland) basicaly same people tho?
@Hona Hona shut up wanker
Most likely because England didn’t like being ruled by Danes! Cnut was the most successful king of the Anglo-Saxon period.
King Henry II: Finally I've made it!!!!
King John I: Oopsie mate
2:17 don’t misunderstand this, this wasn’t English but Danish territory
1936: George VI (ilustrated with a painting)
1952: Elizabeth II (ilustrated with a COLOURED PICTURE)
“But this is Ireland”
If you can even understand that level of comedy
Not in the beginning of the video
*Good Friday agreement intensifies*
@CorkCityFC RebelArmy The Irish history resembles a little bit Polish one. Greetings from Poland.
could you do on Japan from -660 BC to today please
PS: You're the best, keep it up
Yes, and could you do the history of Spain or the history of the Roman Empire
Japan has has pretty much homogeneous borders since it's inceptions, the only major changes would be in the 19th and 20th century.
@@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 Yeah, it's not wrong what you say, it is true that Japan has the 19th and the 20th century, nothing has changed, after I say like that
Trollerjak the Trolling God-Emperor of Trolls, oh of course the boarders did. The evolution of the feudalism would be really interesting. Just what happen in the Country itself. :D
There were big periods of feudalism. The boarders always changed a real challenge. That's why many people don't do it. Japan is hard to make for a timelapse. It would be so cool. Of course it changed a lot!
6:30
legends says that if a man posses Koh-i-Noor then it will destroy his kingdom
How to piss off any Indian
So, the cunning plan is to have it possessed by a woman.
4:46
*it begins*
6:41 where’s my abdication crisis gone?!?!
I need to Empower the Kings Party man!
Someone: "How much Henry do you want?
England: YES
@@aeugh7861 Don't forget the 23 popes called John
There was only 8
France with their Louis’s:
20th century, super buff spongebob
21st century, round spongebob
I am french, and angevin (a district of France because). I am proud of my region and my country.
Then you should be a good Angevin and come to our country and fight against France. That's why you all did in medieval times. So technically you should be an English patriot.
@@TheWestIsDead N'importe quoi toi, tu confonds tout. Déjà c'était l'Angleterre qui était sous domination angevine et pas l'inverse (puisqu'on a récupéré la Normandie qui elle même contrôlait l'Angleterre et d'ailleurs Henri II plantagenet est né au Mans, pas en Angleterre). De plus, la 1 ère guerre de cent ans était un conflit entre 2 dynasties de "culture française" si on peut le dire, dont une des 2 avait fait de l'Angleterre sa pute. Il faut pas déformer la réalité...
@@TheWestIsDead Oui les anglais ont combattu contre la "France" capétienne mais c'est pas spécifiquement contre les anglais que la dynastie a combattu et de plus les anglais n'étaient qu'une petite partie des combattants angevins (qui dominaient alors l'Angleterre)
@@louissejourne8314 i cant understand frog
@@alexiscameroon Use Google translate man