The History of England : Every Year

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  • Here comes my History of England video, showing England's history from 519 (starting with the Anglo-Saxon states in Britain) and going until today (the modern United Kingdom), passing through Cnut's Empire, the Angevin Empire and Cromwell's Republican Commonwealth.
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    Musics :
    Crusade - Kevin Macleod
    Heroic Age - Kevin Macleod
    UK's national anthem Instumental

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  • @pumpkin2477
    @pumpkin2477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    3:45 synced so satisfyingly with the music

    • @josukehigashikata2248
      @josukehigashikata2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol true 😂

    • @mahitahmid2689
      @mahitahmid2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and also when the music climaxes as britain takes over the whole world in the 19th and 20th century

    • @ihatebritain3942
      @ihatebritain3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the clip without sound was super satisfying to

    • @fernandomartinezarias3779
      @fernandomartinezarias3779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your rait (right) :)

    • @marcus-vu8gj
      @marcus-vu8gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was a certified france-destroyer moment

  • @andersoncampos3681
    @andersoncampos3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3777

    2180: Elizabeth II

    • @CallumVloGamesCVG
      @CallumVloGamesCVG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@corneliusngagwayang9428 an example of an angry American that can't chill tf out.

    • @corneliusngagwayang9428
      @corneliusngagwayang9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@CallumVloGamesCVG I'm not american I've lived in london all my life fam.

    • @ghfoxy8914
      @ghfoxy8914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *Mending*

    • @andersoncampos3681
      @andersoncampos3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CallumVloGamesCVG hueheuehuehue

    • @ISDPTV-kh6gv
      @ISDPTV-kh6gv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She's immortal 😂😂😂😂

  • @orange5610
    @orange5610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3986

    Elizabeth I: *Starts to colonize*
    Elizabeth II: *Starts to decolonize*
    Elizabeth III:
    And yes, i am aware of the replies

    • @AyangStudios
      @AyangStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      Elizabeth V: *Starts to colonizing again*

    • @devil4784
      @devil4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@jenniferdunn8386 If Elizabeth III starts colonizing again; then America will fuck them .

    • @gustavolemonke
      @gustavolemonke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ayang Animations :D Elizabeth VI starts decolonizing again

    • @joshuadiva8268
      @joshuadiva8268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She still a queen of Commonwealth like Cannada, Australia etc

    • @Ben6164
      @Ben6164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@devil4784 it's ... it's a joke ...

  • @moistness482
    @moistness482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    UK: I hate you
    France: I hate you too
    UK: Germany looks kinda scary, so, friends?
    France: Deal
    p.s. this isn't my joke

    • @TheRealIconG
      @TheRealIconG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      It's so odd to me how France and the UK hated each other for so long, but especially after WW1, they're literally the best of pals lmao

    • @daemonzap1481
      @daemonzap1481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TheRealIconG There's no such thing as eternal hatred or eternal alliance, but there is an eternal interest that all counties want: resources

    • @daemonzap1481
      @daemonzap1481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @UNESCO / UK / Sosa Like I said, there's no such thing as eternal alliances and friendships, only eternal interests. People 90% of the time go to war for economical reasons. WW1 was because everyone wanted to land, the archduke murder was just a catalyst for previous tensions. WW2 was because Germany couldn't pay off its debt from the Treaty of Versailles. Once again: money. People like to blame religion on war but very few wars are fought for religion. France and England are both Christian, but they fought for money and resources. That's all it comes down to at the end of the day. Human life is worth no more than a few precious metals back then and in today's standard - oil.

    • @ryanbrimson8238
      @ryanbrimson8238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @internet person America: Hey UK, wanna help me turn France’s reputation into the ‘surrender’ nation through memes and jokes, even though they’ve won the most amount of battles in history, cause I’m toxic that they’re not helping me get oil in the Middle East?
      UK: Ummm….

    • @brunocolin5612
      @brunocolin5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Philippe VI de Valois and Édouard III Plantagenêt The House of Plantagenet was a royal house which originated from the lands of Anjou in France. The name Plantagenet is used by modern historians to identify four distinct royal houses: the Angevins, who were also counts of Anjou; the main body of the Plantagenets following the loss of Anjou; and the Plantagenets' two cadet branches, the houses of Lancaster and York. Anjou (Latin: Andegavia) was a French province straddling the lower Loire River. Its capital was Angers and it was roughly coextensive with the diocese of Angers. Anjou was bordered by Brittany to the west, Maine to the north, Touraine to the east and Poitou to the south. The adjectival form is Angevin, and inhabitants of Anjou are known as Angevins. During the Middle Ages, the County of Anjou, ruled by the Counts of Anjou, was a prominent fief of the French crown.Angevin is French for "from Anjou". The three Angevin kings were Henry II, Richard I and John. "Angevin" can also refer to the period of history in which they reigned. Many historians identify the Angevins as a distinct English royal house. "Angevin" is also used in reference to any sovereign or government derived from Anjou. As a noun, it refers to any native of Anjou or an Angevin ruler, and specifically to other counts and dukes of Anjou, including the ancestors of the three kings who formed the English royal house; their cousins, who held the crown of Jerusalem; and to unrelated members of the French royal family who were later granted the titles and formed different dynasties, such as the Capetian House of Anjou and the Valois House of Anjou.Consequently, there is disagreement between those who consider Henry III to be the first Plantagenet monarch, and those who do not distinguish between Angevins and Plantagenets and therefore consider the first Plantagenet to be Henry II.
      The term "Angevin Empire" was coined by Kate Norgate in 1887. There was no known contemporary collective name for all of the territories under the rule of the Angevin Kings of England. This led to circumlocutions such as "our kingdom and everything subject to our rule whatever it may be" or "the whole of the kingdom which had belonged to his father". The "Empire" portion of "Angevin Empire" has been controversial, especially as these territories were not subject to any unified laws or systems of governance, and each retained its own laws, traditions, and feudal relationships. In 1986 a convention of historians concluded that there had not been an Angevin state, and therefore no "Angevin Empire", but that the term espace Plantagenet (French for "Plantagenet area") was acceptable. Nonetheless, historians have continued to use "Angevin Empire".

  • @lumirina
    @lumirina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    someone: lets go to UK!
    me: k
    *somehow goes to antartica*

    • @magnus2272
      @magnus2272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thats Not a offically Part of uk

    • @magnus2272
      @magnus2272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @The Pals No they're Not allowed to build sth on it or remove mineral Ressources

    • @magnus2272
      @magnus2272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The Pals correct✔️

    • @TallyhoJrIV
      @TallyhoJrIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@magnus2272 Everyone is allowed to build and mine resources for science, but Chile has made an actual civilisation there and technically made the first colony due to them having people born in Antarctica.

    • @matthewg5502
      @matthewg5502 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Pals Denis is gay, Alex is stupid, and Corl is mean fuck the pals

  • @icrushchildrensdreams4556
    @icrushchildrensdreams4556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    0:44 imagine being ruled by two underscores

    • @albert_obey3151
      @albert_obey3151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      that would be tough

    • @bobprunty8254
      @bobprunty8254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@AzureRT456 r/whoooosh

    • @neptune.2566
      @neptune.2566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AzureRT456 R/WOOSH

    • @xyxser63
      @xyxser63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AzureRT456 r/whooooosh

    • @Raviadhonis
      @Raviadhonis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AzureRT456 the joke must be fly far over your head

  • @NormalChannel95
    @NormalChannel95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2502

    2:04 when you think you're a jedi

    • @mega9158
      @mega9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      jedis are gay

    • @kevinli1438
      @kevinli1438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      And the one at 2:04 is unready.
      NO SERIOUSLY HIS NAME IS AETHELRED THE UNREADY

    • @pomeranianproductions647
      @pomeranianproductions647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Be mindfull of your thoughts... they betray you

    • @Ryanlexz
      @Ryanlexz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mega9158 nope

    • @mega9158
      @mega9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ryanlexz gay

  • @RandomLorence
    @RandomLorence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    800: The 11 Celtic tribes founded
    80: Roman Occupation of England
    518: The 14 Saxon regions founded
    519: Rise of the Kingdom of Wessex
    596: Occupation of Mercia
    661: Mercia defeats Wessex
    687: Occupation of Sussex
    753: Invasion of Cornwall begins
    786: Mercia Conquers Wessex
    804: Wessex Victory
    827: Annexation of Kent
    830: Invasion of Mercia
    882: Complete Annexation of Mercia
    919: Invasion of Danelaw
    928: Kingdom of England Begins
    1001: Occupation of Scotland
    1020: North Sea Empire Begins
    1035: Fall of the North Sea Empire
    1066: Normandy took England
    1093: Invasion of Wales
    1137: English Liberation
    1156: Rise of the Angevin Empire
    1168: Annexation of Britanny
    1171: Invasion of Ireland
    1203: First English-French War
    1225: French Victory
    1228: The Angevin Empire Dissolved
    1261: English Revenge
    1298: War with Scotland
    1337: 100 Years War
    1362: Guyenne Expand (England)
    1371: Second English-French War
    1382: French Victory
    1424: English Invasion of France
    1434: Third English-French War
    1440: French Victory
    1538: War with Ireland
    1582: War of Irish Succession
    1591: English Victory
    1601: Annexation of Ireland
    1605: Carribean Colonies
    1612: North American Colonies
    1613: Indian Colonies
    1644: Central American Colonies
    1650: Commonwealth of England
    1651: South American Colonies
    1660: Kingdom of England
    1707: Kingdom of Great Britain
    1788: World Domination Starts
    1801: United Kingdom
    1842: England land on Antarctica
    1932: Crisis of the Empire
    1945: The Empire Declines
    1949: Dissolution of the Empire
    1953: British Commonwealth
    1981: No more Colonial
    1997: The End of the Empire
    2000: This is fine...
    2011: Peace
    2019: Still 14 british territories
    2020: Brexit
    2021: Today...
    2022: The End of an Era (1926 - 2022)

    • @ProGamer-ys5ky
      @ProGamer-ys5ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      A long long long story😎

    • @brexitmeansbrexit163
      @brexitmeansbrexit163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There not time stamps :(

    • @admiralackbar3615
      @admiralackbar3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@brexitmeansbrexit163 don’t complain about it this must’ve took a while to type.

    • @anubratabit3027
      @anubratabit3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      India & Pakistan : Are we a joke to you ?

    • @rt9637
      @rt9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anubratabit3027 😂😂

  • @cyrusm7227
    @cyrusm7227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    6:04 okay, now you’re good England, you can stop.
    6:30 ENGLAND! STOP

  • @crysis_pyscho9386
    @crysis_pyscho9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Countries : *Exist
    British empire : It's free real estate yeah mate?

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fucking Normie

    • @thatdinocalledvk5273
      @thatdinocalledvk5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More at Aussie

    • @hemantjangid3821
      @hemantjangid3821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck off british empire

    • @yourlowliness2818
      @yourlowliness2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hemantjangid3821 fuck off you Uneducated Poo

    • @yourlowliness2818
      @yourlowliness2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Happy Dude it's not about the duration it's about the Impact and legacy

  • @neamtu7067
    @neamtu7067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3153

    Nobody:
    Ancient English people: æ

    • @duwang8499
      @duwang8499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Nobody:
      Modern Danes: æ

    • @TheBarser
      @TheBarser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Jeg elsker mit Æ

    • @NormalChannel95
      @NormalChannel95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Nobody
      Modern English Alphabet: *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @ptripathy
      @ptripathy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Œ

    • @gerald1495
      @gerald1495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      imagine what English would sound like if the Normans never invaded

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    France: exist
    England: *And I took that personally*

    • @kolncarter7827
      @kolncarter7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael JOOOOOOOOOOO rdannnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @lecapetien3223
      @lecapetien3223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      england: exist
      France: hey Guillaume, let's take it for 300 years !

    • @thundinarora7131
      @thundinarora7131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lecapetien3223 300 years no that is lie. The Englisch invade France for 300 years like vikings

    • @lecapetien3223
      @lecapetien3223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thundinarora7131 the vikings raided France for around 200 years and lost at the battle of Chartes 911.
      France won against the vikings while the english continiously lost.
      in 1066, the French from all France (Aquitaine, Poitou, Bourgogne, Bretagne, Flandres and Normandie) under the lead of Guillaume le Conquérant invaded england and established a French rule on england for 300 years, not only by the French aristocracy but also by the to French ruling families, The Normands and Angevins.
      england never invaded nor conquered France while england was a French colony for 300 years.
      Dieu et mon droit !
      Honi soit qui mal y pense !

    • @thundinarora7131
      @thundinarora7131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lecapetien3223 you are troll no the englisch king stop the vikings at stamford then fight a norman and almost win but norman fake surrender then conquer England and invade France for 300 years

  • @SuperGamli
    @SuperGamli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3068

    Its amazing what that tiny Island managed to do.

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Wait till the Tuvalu empire appears

    • @nickzissis9375
      @nickzissis9375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      Indeed they managed to build an Empire, of course by diplomacy, war and espionage. In my opinion their navy was the dominant element of the United Kingdom and that's why they were able to expand to the whole world and also they didn't have to worry for an invasion in their homelands because nobody at the time could match their naval power.

    • @TallyhoJrIV
      @TallyhoJrIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      "Tiny" atleast it's bigger than an island called Hawaii.

    • @anotherhumanbeing3923
      @anotherhumanbeing3923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "tiny"

    • @jonathanbowers8964
      @jonathanbowers8964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      London still is the global financial capital and the UK despite having roughly half the population of Japan, manages to remain more influential on the global stage through its strong diplomacy with its former colonies.

  • @flatsamefalc8910
    @flatsamefalc8910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2670

    So, Elizabeth II lost everything

    • @Xanderex98
      @Xanderex98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Well not everything since they still territories overseas. During her reign a lot of countries gained independence and other conflicts had happen and the last major territory The British Empire own was Hong Kong which gained independence in 1997.

    • @neptune.2566
      @neptune.2566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pretty much

    • @blooming_flower9644
      @blooming_flower9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      +Ryack 63
      I think it’s totally nice that British empire does not really exist anymore...

    • @judahtirona9487
      @judahtirona9487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@ryack6355 HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BELOVED QUEEN???!

    • @blooming_flower9644
      @blooming_flower9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      +Ryack 63
      India protested against BE. They British empire only oppressed nearly everyone there. Mostly today’s Bangladesh. Then there were two wars only bc of fucking drugs against China. The BE helped to destroy the economy of the Qing. You don’t want to know how many people suffered bc of the BE! Millions and millions of people! India became independent themselves bc BE was under pressure. Gandhi had to show the world what the BE did that they can be independent. Let’s not forget about opressing the aborigines or South Africa in the past. You think South Africa is better now? It’s still the most unjustice country in the world!!! The BE is one of the countries with the most bloody past in the world! So don’t talk about „advancing“ 🙄

  • @aaronmarq8387
    @aaronmarq8387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    1:29 when your parents were drunk while writing your name

    • @zobairaslam1352
      @zobairaslam1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      EgGBerT

    • @kimilsungia7507
      @kimilsungia7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      His mom was drunk during her pregnancy as well

    • @susiemccallister9352
      @susiemccallister9352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      When ET was the ruler of england.

    • @hiddemVm
      @hiddemVm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Vikings anyone ?

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      h1ddE Real life is superior

  • @chroniquesJDR
    @chroniquesJDR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    England : "Time to invade France for the 173 time !"
    France : "Dam it's the second try in the same week"

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meanwhile in Vic 2: "13th French war for Alsace-Lorraine"

    • @stjarnar
      @stjarnar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well time to *invade and colonize the rest of the world.*

    • @lecapetien3223
      @lecapetien3223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      england: exist
      France: hey Guillaume, let's take it

    • @makharena5553
      @makharena5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those who invaded france weren’t even english, they were french kings of england ( the famous Plantagenets)

    • @Lewis-zq5ws
      @Lewis-zq5ws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@makharena5553 if the Angevin empire doesn’t count as a British Invasion then the Norman invasion doesn’t count as you could argue that Norman’s were vikings

  • @dragospopovici7337
    @dragospopovici7337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1779

    England: Takes over half of the world
    Still England: *Can't take over 1 baguette*

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Those bloody Frenchmen

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      France has more nukes than England and Royal Navy required crew for ships out weighs the amount of Royal Navy crew leading to moth balling the baguette has risen

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      United Earth Republic didn’t the British colonise the Gurkhas?

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      United Earth Republic in modern day yes

    • @therealamericanchristian6550
      @therealamericanchristian6550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scott Boyle but you k ow who’s stronger and could easily take both of you. If you said ‘Murcia then YOU GUESSED RIGHT

  • @telleco8881
    @telleco8881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1502

    The final boss when you fight him: 6:33
    The final boss when you unlock him as a playable character: 0:30

    • @hussain_abbas7789
      @hussain_abbas7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lol

    • @CallumVloGamesCVG
      @CallumVloGamesCVG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      So true

    • @zeandro6403
      @zeandro6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gamerfox2654 yes?

    • @yudysputra
      @yudysputra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zeandro6403 yeah , because house of wessex is the real & pure british monarchy

    • @jadenstar1038
      @jadenstar1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yudysputra err? No? They are saxons, the only "true" British Monarchies are those of the Celtics like the Stewart Dynasty, the omly "true" British Monarchy, but even that is debatable since Humans came to The British isles from Europe. Something be "True" British is subjective in and of itself.

  • @khediveabbashilmiiiofegypt9475
    @khediveabbashilmiiiofegypt9475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    Never knew that UK colonized penguins of the south pole.

    • @mega9158
      @mega9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Pengugays

    • @cocojumbo539
      @cocojumbo539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @HYPER BAT MAPPING pengay

    • @robertfatoulatchi9482
      @robertfatoulatchi9482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @HYPER BAT MAPPING lol, they call everybody gay. It's in UK they learn gay lessons in school

    • @cocojumbo539
      @cocojumbo539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertfatoulatchi9482 yeah, hyper gay mapping and Mega are boyfriends

    • @sporksto4372
      @sporksto4372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @HYPER BAT MAPPING Stop gaying.

  • @shyei6395
    @shyei6395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    (1:50) Edward be like: Yoo I'mma get those lands.

    • @rt9637
      @rt9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆

    • @div2954
      @div2954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rt9637 Meanwhile, me:
      Waiting to see my country INDIA.

    • @TheAurelianProject
      @TheAurelianProject 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “See that? That’s all mine right there.”

    • @girlieacosta5149
      @girlieacosta5149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @darthvader1185
    @darthvader1185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    6:54
    (Look at south africa)
    *when you leave and come back because you forgot your phone*

  • @joemcglasson8463
    @joemcglasson8463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Which part of the world would you like ?
    Queen Elizabeth-Yes

    • @typhoonsmd7696
      @typhoonsmd7696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Queen Elizabeth II - No

    • @housesports000
      @housesports000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Which part of the world would you lose ?
      Queen Elizabeth II-Yes

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      George the 3rd: Am I a joke to you
      Victoria: Am I a joke to you?

    • @pedrosabino8751
      @pedrosabino8751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mtf Elizabeth, destroyed the portuguese galleons 😢. Blame of Elizabeth II and Philip II, those broken assholes.

    • @rabiaTayba3002
      @rabiaTayba3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish this was a comment

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    How about penguin?
    United kingdom : " raise their taxes."

    • @memenecromancer4417
      @memenecromancer4417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      30 years later: United States of Antarctica

    • @mwegwumwen3384
      @mwegwumwen3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh Dio >:(

    • @kunasithar7689
      @kunasithar7689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@memenecromancer4417 Lol.

    • @rt9637
      @rt9637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@memenecromancer4417 😸

    • @usaball2255
      @usaball2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@memenecromancer4417 LMAO

  • @yeonhwajung4310
    @yeonhwajung4310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    1:53 That synced perfectly.

  • @goodlovely8513
    @goodlovely8513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    1:52 England : I am speed

  • @authentic1997
    @authentic1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    England: I want France to be mine
    France: no

    • @onlyfacts8801
      @onlyfacts8801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Though at one point the "English" kings were French (the capital was Angers lmao)

    • @АсылжанМустафа
      @АсылжанМустафа 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Non

    • @mms100o
      @mms100o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only Facts in fact UK’s lemma be Dieu et mon droit (God and my right in FRENCH) is not coincidence at all

    • @benten9320
      @benten9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ahajqjkw Njwkwkwk anw your fucking country of rosebeef😂😂😂😂

    • @labaguette3740
      @labaguette3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Ahajqjkw Njwkwkwk anw
      Et vous monsieur les Anglais qui êtes vous pour dire cela ? 😁😌

  • @narayasuiryoku1397
    @narayasuiryoku1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    chapter 1: The roman
    chapter 2: the chaos
    chapter 3: the vikings
    chapter 4: England
    Chapter 5: Great britain
    Chapter 6: Napoleonic wars
    Chapter 7: British Empire
    Chapter 8: WW1
    Chapter 9: WW2
    Final Chapter: Fall

    • @Nico-ds1uc
      @Nico-ds1uc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Extra chapter, Loss of Control in the British Isles

    • @mikaelortiz1739
      @mikaelortiz1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Chapter 11: new barbarians into the Isles

    • @donaldthegreat5809
      @donaldthegreat5809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      1 Italians
      2 Germans
      3 norwegian(ethnically germanic)
      4 now Jews

    • @Valencetheshireman927
      @Valencetheshireman927 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nico-ds1uc Don’t be so certain !

    • @bulgaria9003
      @bulgaria9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Biggest things on earth top 20
      _italics_ = territory
      1 Asia 44 400 000
      2 Americas 40 400 000
      *3 British empire (1921) 35 500 000*
      4 Africa 30 000 000
      5 North America 19 000 000
      6 South America 17 840 000
      7 Russian Federation 17 082 000
      8 _Antarctica_ 14 400 000
      9 Canada 9 800 000
      10 USA 9 600 000
      11 China 9 560 000
      12 Europe 9 160 000
      13 Australia (continent) 8 700 000
      14 Brazil 8 510 000
      15 Australia (country) 7 692 000
      16 Southern Ocean 5 300 000
      17 India 3 160 000
      18 Argentina 2 780 000
      19 Kazakhstan 2 700 000
      20 Algeria 2 380 000

  • @calum5975
    @calum5975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    It's important to realise that "England" never owned parts of France. These were personal holdings of the King of England, not England itself. They had their own commitments to the King. It may have been a personal union of sorts, yet given how much power nobles had over their King in these times, the French nobility in these areas saw themselves still as French, but simply with a King who also owned some land in England. He was the King of France to them, there just so happened to be another, fake French King also.

    • @Ivan-qg2xi
      @Ivan-qg2xi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      nope england owned france for a time ...... 🤭🤭🤭🤭

    • @crownofaragon412
      @crownofaragon412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No!!!!!@@Ivan-qg2xi

    • @crownofaragon412
      @crownofaragon412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ivan-qg2xi your stupidity is so high, Your whole existence is a lie

    • @interopsty
      @interopsty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Ivan-qg2xi bro he literally just gave evidence and you, a 2 y/o just said nahhhhhhhhhh.

    • @economicerudite4924
      @economicerudite4924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Well, yeah, but also England never owned England. This is the problem with hereditary monarchical society. The government of England was the King and the King owned England and also his other lands and kingdoms. The concept of England as an entity was tied to the king, as opposed to being an independent nation state. The concept of a nation state didn’t really come about until the age of absolutism following the 30 years war and Treaty of Westphalia.
      As such, given that the concept of England as a nation-state didn’t exist until so late (relatively speaking), we have to go by the ‘rules’ of medieval Europe - I.e. the king and his holdings are representative.
      With that in mine, the map remains accurate.

  • @Cottereau1
    @Cottereau1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    3:46 Au secours, Jeanne !

    • @theotheagendashill818
      @theotheagendashill818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Gay language, France is super gay!

    • @zcekokanua6570
      @zcekokanua6570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice joke dude

    • @ME-eu9sf
      @ME-eu9sf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@theotheagendashill818 So 40% of English vocabulary is gay haha, "Dieu et mon droit" and "honni soit qui mal y pense" are gay mottos ahahhaha you asshole

    • @clement7652
      @clement7652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @HYPER BAT MAPPING Analbania = shit country
      ...

    • @mega9158
      @mega9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      france is too gay

  • @TurtleRailTSR
    @TurtleRailTSR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    6:55
    UK: You know what,no

    • @CristeroFanatic
      @CristeroFanatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      RIP Rhodesia :(

    • @shizukajoestar614
      @shizukajoestar614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2 years of colonizing British Manila
      I might be okay for that

    • @TurtleRailTSR
      @TurtleRailTSR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soundsonik-xm8bs 哇槽,你不会是真的吧,做一个香港人是我的权利啊兄dei,你可以不看的呀

    • @alanheyes694
      @alanheyes694 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s when we officially abstained from colonialism.

    • @赵宇豪-l6w
      @赵宇豪-l6w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      彎彎不喜歡香港人,我笑了,逆子好意思說一個孝順的,給爺爬

  • @Mopmipmup
    @Mopmipmup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    capital of the angevin empire :angers
    language spoken : french
    very much english yes yes

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For those interested Contact, the second book by Walt Socha, deals with Ireland and Vikings in the year 1074 CE
      Atheist Time Travelers and their Native American/Icelandic followers fight Irish and Viking raiders!

    • @Moepowerplant
      @Moepowerplant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ITeach You: "colony"
      Me: Imagining Franks treating Angles, Saxons, Britons, etc. like they were subjugated Native American tribes... Very interesting scenario. Saxon Pocahontas?

    • @mrjay4881
      @mrjay4881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@iteachyou1575
      So the French are Germans because the Franks spoke a West Germanic dialect and a foreign ruling elite (Germanic Franks) were in power? Be your logic France is just part of a German Empire, but no that is bullshit. So stop spouting the same bullshit about England just because hate us.

    • @Zqppy
      @Zqppy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@iteachyou1575 while the English part of the Angevin empire was a lesser partner to the french it is noticeable that the english frenchmen who practically ran the place, placed all their loyalties towards the isles itself, so more an English empire run by Frenchmen who were masquerading as English living in France.

    • @cromabu5090
      @cromabu5090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ITeach You aye but the French king had bugger all control over it and wanted to take it fo himself so it was separate.

  • @craig1131
    @craig1131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The most amazing part, is in ~1750, the UK was estimated to have a population of around 6M, while France for example had 24M.
    Despite having such a tiny population compared to France and the rest of the countries, it managed to establish itself as a powerhouse, mainly in my opinion due to technology and strategy

    • @antigraphein943
      @antigraphein943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It wasn't because of technology. Read Hobsbawm. At least.

    • @MrRikouz
      @MrRikouz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      And France and the rest of European countries, contrary to Britain, are not islands but have direct borders between them.
      The most amazing thing is the ability of British people to 'forget' that being an island played a huge role in the development of Britain, being protected by sea when others were not. But let's forget about that and pretend that Britain was somehow superior to others, in 'technology and strategy' (which means nothing basically).

    • @devan6935
      @devan6935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I highly doubt that, considering England (and, technically wales) already had 5 million by 1700

    • @everygrillindude5317
      @everygrillindude5317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@MrRikouz we did kind of have a decades long head start in the industrial revolution so id say the technology part is accurate.

    • @f.h.54
      @f.h.54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Money, knowledge, military geniuses, greedy politicians, control of the seas.... The list is too long.

  • @lordfoxquaad1611
    @lordfoxquaad1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I like how Elizabeth II smiles when the whole Empire falls apart.

  • @Luna-ry8lv
    @Luna-ry8lv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    1:34 lmao that painting is so funny

    • @zalmox5042
      @zalmox5042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Watch Vikings movie series, he is really cool .

    • @nc6379
      @nc6379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Disturbing

    • @ahmedmousa5122
      @ahmedmousa5122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Atlantis he is looking to pop

    • @roderickclerk5904
      @roderickclerk5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MyOldJourney Ecbert is awesome in Vikings.

    • @roderickclerk5904
      @roderickclerk5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sofarluck8081 Ecbert was a West Saxon not a Dane. My bad if you are talking about someone else.

  • @stephanhuber8005
    @stephanhuber8005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    If you wanna have nightmares, start at 6:39

    • @alecbarkley1501
      @alecbarkley1501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wsnt good ones

    • @Luna-ry8lv
      @Luna-ry8lv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      No most will have good dreams lol

    • @quasar4780
      @quasar4780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Faps frenetically*

    • @luiriminetv6834
      @luiriminetv6834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I have nightmares when Roman empire dies, barbarians

    • @theliberator5126
      @theliberator5126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Luirimine TV Don’t bring Rome back into this. My heart can’t take it. I still remember when they killed my boy in 1204.

  • @chunwingjonathanip7870
    @chunwingjonathanip7870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    As a Hongkonger, the UK helped a lot in the social, political and economic development. Hong Kong was a small village which only had about 1000 people. However, after the rules of the British, here has become an international financial centre. In these 155 years, the UK had completely changed the life in Hong Kong. Although in 1997, the colonisation was ended, we will never forget about the contribution by the UK. 🇬🇧🤝🇭🇰

    • @キンペー猫
      @キンペー猫 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      你们的母辈也没有忘记英国人的肉棒的滋味

    • @chunwingjonathanip7870
      @chunwingjonathanip7870 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Gamer we speak Cantonese / Yue Chinese. it is slightly different from Mandarin Chinese

    • @Durhamgooner86
      @Durhamgooner86 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Would Hong Kong prefer to be back with the UK with devolved powers like Scotland and Wales, or remain with China?

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck the CCP, Chinas time is coming to an end

    • @soulplexis
      @soulplexis ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Britain oppressed hong kong. It was the worst time for the city, when english was the only official language despite chinese being 99% majority.. when British cordoned themselves the best land to live on exclusively

  • @maxmaier6525
    @maxmaier6525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    A Brit blames a German: You wanted world domination!
    German replies: And you reached it!

    • @MsPaintMr
      @MsPaintMr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yes. And it was beautiful.

    • @nosirve9458
      @nosirve9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@Happy Dude and killing..., it's cool to watch it on a video, but it was not beautiful, it's only history.

    • @nosirve9458
      @nosirve9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Happy Dude are u dumb? xd im talking in general. They killed almost everyone in United States, Caribbean, Africa and Australia just to say a few. The case of Australia and the USA is a bleeding example of what can be perfectly called genocide.In India, after more than two centuries of British rule, slavery was widespread and locals were not allowed to compete with their own products on international markets, until Gandhi arrived with his spinning wheel, etc. I can go on. the english empire is one of the bloodiest and most unjust that the world has seen.

    • @archivesoffantasy5560
      @archivesoffantasy5560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Happy Dude Britain has beaten Spain and France plenty of times before, but never to the point of annexation. Are you not counting coalition victories against Louis XIV and Napoleon as a British win? There are still other examples of one versus one victories but there’s also examples of one versus one losses.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Germans failed to finish their genocide.
      The Brits succeeded. No more Tasmanians.
      The Spanish never started one, which is why you can find, for example, millions of Mayans today.

  • @bartoszjanprzybyszewski1891
    @bartoszjanprzybyszewski1891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Nobody:
    England: Let’s colonize anything that exists

    • @kirbi4266
      @kirbi4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Elizabeth II : Nope, let's give back all this territory

    • @kensebego199
      @kensebego199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks to papa Roman

    • @kirbi4266
      @kirbi4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kensebego199 who ?

    • @kensebego199
      @kensebego199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G.D.I Firehawk : eh it was a hit or miss joke lol just ignore it but I was making a reference to the Roman empire.

    • @Aryescent
      @Aryescent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Morgan Walker39 Roman Empire is your grandfather 👴

  • @surtr9728
    @surtr9728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    We have a big park in Lisbon named after Edward VII when he visited the city.
    And the military alliance between Portugal and England remains the oldest in the world

    • @lus4582
      @lus4582 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello from Brazil

    • @sancucufatolcta294
      @sancucufatolcta294 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asi os ha ido a los portugueses, aliaros con la perfida albion en vez de con vuestros hermanos peninsulares

    • @alfredo6000
      @alfredo6000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Para ser honesto, no les ha ido mal, al parecer los Ingleses fueron aliados leales.

    • @lukeholehouse2815
      @lukeholehouse2815 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that!

    • @alexanderthegreat445
      @alexanderthegreat445 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henry Pacheco Do we still have the old treaty around today?

  • @calebamis88
    @calebamis88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That part where there’s no music but the queen is still ticking.... beautiful!

  • @naimishtiakahmed9221
    @naimishtiakahmed9221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Elizabeth has seen alot of changes in her life time

    • @Coolrh13
      @Coolrh13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Naim Ishtiak Ahmed She was kinda just looking at Peru the whole time, nothing changed there.

    • @C0nsuliuS
      @C0nsuliuS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Coolrh13 I'm dead :D

    • @terrorgaming459
      @terrorgaming459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip

    • @terrorgaming459
      @terrorgaming459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Coolrh13 because of Paddington

  • @alsatan1032
    @alsatan1032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Nobody:
    UK: Hippity Hoppity, the world is now my propriety

    • @phoenixfoster-smith8585
      @phoenixfoster-smith8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Propriety" lmao

    • @CharlesJoseph_MSc
      @CharlesJoseph_MSc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not all the countrys.

    • @arandomseal4793
      @arandomseal4793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Charles Cunningham yea I’m pretty sure anyone with a brain would know that

    • @xyzwrx5106
      @xyzwrx5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arandomseal4793 Lmaoo

    • @Aryescent
      @Aryescent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dorset Mapper 😂😂

  • @robloxmaster6435
    @robloxmaster6435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    *Jumps from 80 to 519* -England: parkour!

    • @dudexyzu9415
      @dudexyzu9415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      no no no you got it wrong, *Jumps from 800 BC to 80 AD* England: Parkour!

    • @thathistoryiscoolguy
      @thathistoryiscoolguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      England didn't exist until 927

    • @nathandrake3712
      @nathandrake3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thathistoryiscoolguy r/whoosh

    • @thathistoryiscoolguy
      @thathistoryiscoolguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathandrake3712 what?

  • @mikotansingco4016
    @mikotansingco4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    3:01 Damn, I can see why he’s called John “Lackland”

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's Jean Sans Terre, from a French Plantagenet Father and a French Aquitaine mother

    • @TheAurelianProject
      @TheAurelianProject 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leomanolis8701
      Not only that, but he nearly lost England too. The French actually landed on the English mainland after taking back their territories in western France from the English, and the French prince claimed himself as king of England and conquered half the country with the help of English barons who hated John. (Unfortunately this is not portrayed in this video for whatever reason). John ultimately died thinking his family had even lost England itself. But luckily once John died, the barons actually started supporting John’s son Henry as king and then kicked the French out.

    • @TheAurelianProject
      @TheAurelianProject 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ommsterlitz1805 His father was Angevin. Plantagenet is the family name, Angevin is the culture from which his father was born.

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAurelianProject Yes and Angevin means from Anger or the province of Anjou and is a language of the "Langue d'oïl" so not only they were French and spoke French but spoke the base of French, old French

    • @TheAurelianProject
      @TheAurelianProject 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ommsterlitz1805
      Yes I’m aware, my point is that you listed two entirely different labels for his parents, one being the family name and the other being the culture. But yes, they were both French (and yes I know there was no single French culture at this time but I’m speaking generally).
      But anyway, it’s not wrong to refer to him as John Lackland in English. We refer to many historical figures by their English pronunciation even if they weren’t English, so I don’t see what the problem is.

  • @f9658
    @f9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    King X Æ A-12/ elon musk’s son is the next king to have “Æ” in a name

    • @arnavpatil161
      @arnavpatil161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Citizen 7 who has æ in their name if possible give time stamp

    • @arnavpatil161
      @arnavpatil161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Citizen 7 ooh u mean Ælfrēd , Æthelstan , Æthelred etc..

    • @G0DKING
      @G0DKING 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@arnavpatil161 practically everyone in the first part of the video.

    • @verudz7777
      @verudz7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well my name is ÆRUSK VOLESKOV

    • @theocraft0143
      @theocraft0143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s a tax for that

  • @ScottiStudios
    @ScottiStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    6:36 When you write an essay, then lean on the "delete" key by mistake without realising for 10 seconds.

    • @bigchungusdriplord2301
      @bigchungusdriplord2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pain

    • @rvp6643
      @rvp6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And what’s worse is you pressed Ctrl + Z and nothing happens.

    • @lividboo6472
      @lividboo6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if only they knew the power of ctrl z

    • @mahmud2.
      @mahmud2. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      6:22 me writing the essay without sleeping

  • @zc32-official
    @zc32-official 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Earth: *exists*
    Great Britain: it's free real estate

    • @marron_hd8159
      @marron_hd8159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's free real american states!

    • @zc32-official
      @zc32-official 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marron_hd8159 no u

  • @imaingan4884
    @imaingan4884 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    1:22 that's the coldest name for a king you can't lie, cynewulf

    • @chrisstucker1813
      @chrisstucker1813 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      1:36 Æthelwulf is also cold; it translates to “Noble Wolf” in Old English

  • @MrDynamite110
    @MrDynamite110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    When you realize Queen Elizabeth has been ruling for almost 70 years.
    EDIT: Apparently I can't Math... 70, not 60.

    • @mega9158
      @mega9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      she is very gay

    • @jeffreychandra912
      @jeffreychandra912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Drop ammo please no she's a cyborg that is sent to kill George VI
      and has succeeded the job

    • @trashvideoboi1220
      @trashvideoboi1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She is a basterd

    • @ubisons6161
      @ubisons6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's a tyrant

    • @fawadahmed9370
      @fawadahmed9370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R brits nowadays protestants?

  • @topicph1071
    @topicph1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    2:04 - the man with a giant cucumber leads England
    2:10- an armored Danish king leads England, but reigned for 1 year XD
    2:11- the man with a giant cucumber died

  • @eloydthegawd5548
    @eloydthegawd5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I love how the music builds up as the empire is growing and then the music comes to and end as they loose everything. Simply beautiful. 5:20 - 6:55

    • @Ifeelempty96
      @Ifeelempty96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did you mean "God Save Queen"

    • @maximeblanco6117
      @maximeblanco6117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's the British anthem

    • @based7900
      @based7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not beautiful for any Englishman to have to see aha

    • @WarhammerWings
      @WarhammerWings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and bring today's technology to the Empire in the 1800's. Crush America, and then conquer the world, and make the British Empire permanent. In the present day, I would have travelled back, and proclaimed the title of Eternal Emperor. I would order nuclear force on capital of any nation who wants independence, without sending their HoS to see me first. In the event of me giving permission, they would have to take a full CENTURY to gain it.

    • @shehzadahmed6088
      @shehzadahmed6088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WarhammerWings same

  • @NZC_Meow
    @NZC_Meow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:14 the anthem starts ❤️

    • @NZC_Meow
      @NZC_Meow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ranvijay Yadav mom-mating India

  • @pokosinski1967
    @pokosinski1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:38 I like how Canada vanish from map with prefect timing with song

  • @omerfaruk6082
    @omerfaruk6082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    4:44 such a cool move from Elizabeth I

  • @Noam_.Menashe
    @Noam_.Menashe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    6:36 "bloody hell, Scotland forgot his bagpipe again."-some englishmen in 1875

  • @lafsp9652
    @lafsp9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Love for The United Kingdom 🇬🇧 from the Netherlands.

    • @jackwhitehead5233
      @jackwhitehead5233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤🇳🇱

    • @both82
      @both82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor😂

    • @jackwhitehead5233
      @jackwhitehead5233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@both82 I'm sorry to hear about your bad financial situation.
      Perhaps you could start an only fans and dick around there?

    • @oreoeat
      @oreoeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@both82 the Netherlands is in the top 20 biggest economies...

    • @forlone_li
      @forlone_li 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love from England/UK 🇬🇧❤🇳🇱

  • @cenaalan5825
    @cenaalan5825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Didn't know that Elizabeth is also Ice Queen of Antarctica. Some penguin on coat of arms is needed to make it clear.

    • @_________.
      @_________. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not a legitimate claim.

  • @Xhu5by
    @Xhu5by 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    When Queen Elizabeth becomes a queen everything just disappeared

    • @SpiritDewoitine
      @SpiritDewoitine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Cause of the end of WW2, Europe become week cause of the US who were jealous of European's colonies

    • @mradvocat
      @mradvocat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@SpiritDewoitine The US an USSR.

    • @neilbari324
      @neilbari324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Pepper wait, who coused WW2?

    • @atomixmusic2987
      @atomixmusic2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SpiritDewoitine "week"

    • @derbigpr500
      @derbigpr500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@neilbari324 Europe. But make no mistake, prior to WW2, Europe, especially Germany, was about 20-30 years ahead of the USA, and far more ahead than that compared to the Soviets in EVERY single aspect...science, technology, manufacturing, quality of life, architecture, etc. USA and Soviets just used the situation after WW2 to keep Europe down. Despite that, they failed and Europe is again no.1 in all those aspects.

  • @Chirchy
    @Chirchy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Fun fact: Most of the pictures used before William the Conquerer were actually made in the 13th century, and the oldest picture of an English king is actually Æthelstan 1:53

  • @MustafaCelepcikay
    @MustafaCelepcikay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    What an amazing history! Greetings from Turkey!🇹🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @masterwindu1234
      @masterwindu1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Greetings brother🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @ecreval
      @ecreval 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      selam

    • @jackwhitehead5233
      @jackwhitehead5233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully they'll do Turkey's history next! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇷

    • @tolidonorsometing
      @tolidonorsometing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, thanks. Turkey can take my respect.

    • @fortnitedelisi1506
      @fortnitedelisi1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nE Dünyayı Sömürdüler Osmanlı imparatorluğu ise fethederek

  • @osmankayraozturk2246
    @osmankayraozturk2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Comment section:
    99% : colonizer england joke comments
    %0,8 : people says "wow video is great"
    %0,2 : Comments I did not read and put here.

  • @josepheaton3829
    @josepheaton3829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Everyone: Alright I think you have all you need you can stop now.
    Victoria: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @centurionyt4472
    @centurionyt4472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    You missed Harold godwinson he was briefly king before William the conquerer

    • @thomaswilson3827
      @thomaswilson3827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      CenturionYT he might not have been included if his reign was under a year, since that’s the scale of time that the creator used.

    • @karlmuller4764
      @karlmuller4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thomaswilson3827 yeah, he reigned roughly from January to October until he was slain in a battle against this norman conqueror

    • @KheyPard
      @KheyPard  5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I did not miss him. Each slide is set on December, 31. On December, 31 (1066), Harold wasn't the king anymore.

    • @karlmuller4764
      @karlmuller4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KheyPard ha! First one

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blink and you miss him

  • @Rat-t6q
    @Rat-t6q ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is nobody gonna say how 4:43 went so well with the music as it zoomed out

  • @ashokjoshi9689
    @ashokjoshi9689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What a nice approach of knowledge growing about British Empire up date from origin.

  • @panomkornarunsri7103
    @panomkornarunsri7103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:05 When British get "win of war" DLC and play multiplayer, Steam was detected "Cheat of territory&colony" and start delete it.

  • @daltongoh9062
    @daltongoh9062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Mum: why are you crying so god damn loud?
    Me: 6:44

    • @slaughtcount224
      @slaughtcount224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loser

    • @mitchellpincham595
      @mitchellpincham595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      3.01 was the saddest.

    • @bobrosser1101
      @bobrosser1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dalton Goh lol get fucked England

    • @efekaygisiz6784
      @efekaygisiz6784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvocanoconiosis saddest part of the video

    • @jackoboi6230
      @jackoboi6230 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slaughtcount224 what the hell

  • @austrakaiser4793
    @austrakaiser4793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:33 "Hey Kaiser, George V kinda looks like Nicholas II doesn't he?"
    Wilhelm II: "Shhhh it's a family secret"

  • @seanallen17
    @seanallen17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Excellent video your the best TH-cam historian along with Ollie Bye and Emperor Tigerstar keep up the great work

  • @CitronBleu41
    @CitronBleu41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    It would be very interesting to have an animation with the evolution of France, Spain and England in the same map. Those countries are the three main protagonists in Europe, in interdependance at all times, and the more titanic imperial civilizations.

    • @sovieunion2713
      @sovieunion2713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They were until 1870's

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For those interested Contact, the second book by Walt Socha, deals with Ireland and Vikings in the year 1074 CE
      Atheist Time Travelers and their Native American/Icelandic followers fight Irish and Viking raiders!

    • @xavierlaval5373
      @xavierlaval5373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@wunderpuma4453 Of course we could talk about Holland, Portugal, Russia, Germany, Ottoman Empire, Danemark...
      But the constant, oldest and more giant ones are France, Spain and England. If we don't want have an overloaded map...

    • @kenlau135
      @kenlau135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spain was superpower? defeated by dutch.

    • @MagicZell
      @MagicZell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@kenlau135 after 80 years hiding in swamp and crying, with the help of France and England

  • @ramzi6289
    @ramzi6289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    To conquer half the world, it's really exciting! Greetings from Russia.

    • @optimx314
      @optimx314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh no

    • @thathistoryiscoolguy
      @thathistoryiscoolguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only 25%

    • @kobe243
      @kobe243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@thathistoryiscoolguy only 25% only lol

    • @Itachi951000
      @Itachi951000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @I have died inside No 25% is accurate. The British Empire at its peak encompassed 1/4 of the land in the world.

    • @alekwisia779
      @alekwisia779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      British empire occupied %26.40 of the world

  • @muhammedyasinkalender6576
    @muhammedyasinkalender6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I think England didn't really try to rule, they just wanted to make English the most spoken language, and they succeed :D

    • @Xictlii
      @Xictlii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *the best spoken language, the Spanish tried this aswell but Spanish sucks*

    • @muhammedyasinkalender6576
      @muhammedyasinkalender6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Xictlii Spanish doesn't suck. I think it's the coolest language on earth. But some countries' spanish accent is really stupid

    • @Xictlii
      @Xictlii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@muhammedyasinkalender6576 it’s a joke, I hate Spanish with a passion, and it’s not because I failed in it with a Spanish speaking parent.

    • @genericwhitemale9566
      @genericwhitemale9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually it’s still beaten by Mandarin entirely because of China’s fat population.

    • @muhammedyasinkalender6576
      @muhammedyasinkalender6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genericwhitemale9566 most areas in the world speak English. Not the most ppl. Most ppl stats are stupid !

  • @IamSome1
    @IamSome1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    BTW guys the music that Khey pard is Using is called "crusade" just saying cause some ppl don't know
    And second is "Heroic age"

  • @iraqimapper8625
    @iraqimapper8625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    My favorite mapper is back

  • @89sponge
    @89sponge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As Britain of Countryballs used to say:
    "You are all part of the greatest Empire the Earth has ever known."

    • @JulianCarrilloViajes
      @JulianCarrilloViajes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ESPAÑA

    • @89sponge
      @89sponge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JulianCarrilloViajes
      Not... After the defeat of "Grande y Felicísima Armada" is gone...

    • @JulianCarrilloViajes
      @JulianCarrilloViajes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Мочалка_Migel'-Andrew Afanas'yev-Gredeskhul fue un gran error pero eso no cambia la historia, del imperio donde nunca se ponía el sol, Arriba España 🇪🇸

    • @89sponge
      @89sponge 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JulianCarrilloViajes Okey)

  • @RealityZGaming
    @RealityZGaming 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    England: *Invades France for the 1700th time*
    France: "Goddammit! Same shit, same shit different day!

  • @mattiaparmegiani8156
    @mattiaparmegiani8156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    No words for the biggest empire of history, love England from Italy🇮🇹

    • @mattiaparmegiani8156
      @mattiaparmegiani8156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, uk, USA, Canada and the troops of free French. Romans invaded England alone.

    • @Qingep
      @Qingep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Love Italy back from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️🇮🇹

    • @blackfrost3581
      @blackfrost3581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't want to start a comment war but roman empire was better.

    • @mattiaparmegiani8156
      @mattiaparmegiani8156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were both great

    • @jaco6063
      @jaco6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Concordo con te

  • @oliverthefennec7138
    @oliverthefennec7138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Kingdom of Wessex have very beautiful flag

    • @melih1429
      @melih1429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lannister flag

    • @mutantboy1948
      @mutantboy1948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know Vikings(series) lol

    • @oliverthefennec7138
      @oliverthefennec7138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, this is one of the most favorite series for me!

    • @mutantboy1948
      @mutantboy1948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oliverthefennec7138 Mine too

    • @balkanhalla7594
      @balkanhalla7594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mutantboy1948 mine too. Ecgberht looks so funny in his picture.

  • @jackhoskins6497
    @jackhoskins6497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Great video could you do a list of Anglo-French wars please

    • @mega9158
      @mega9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gay

    • @mega9158
      @mega9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eric11 you have big gay

    • @mega9158
      @mega9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BaumGlory no u

    • @mega9158
      @mega9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BaumGlory lesbian

    • @Raisonnance.
      @Raisonnance. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only anglo-french so
      100 years wars. French victory
      1778-1783 war. French victory
      That's it

  • @stirredcoffee9097
    @stirredcoffee9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:28
    Edward the Confessor?
    Well what did he have to confess to? Surely should be alot!

    • @GamerPro-yc7ie
      @GamerPro-yc7ie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was called the Confessor due to his strong religous beliefs

  • @christopherstewart3650
    @christopherstewart3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I accidentally clicked to the end of the video and Wessex suddenly expanded to a quarter of the world

    • @Kopite4life12
      @Kopite4life12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      King Alfred’s wet dream.

  • @fatihmehmetgumuscu4116
    @fatihmehmetgumuscu4116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Glorious England had fought with penguins and conquered Antarctica 🇦🇨🇦🇮🇦🇺🇨🇰🇭🇲🇰🇾🇲🇸🇳🇿🇳🇺🇵🇳🇸🇭🇹🇦🇹🇨🇹🇻🇻🇬🇫🇯🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶

  • @rabiaTayba3002
    @rabiaTayba3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:19
    Edward 1: Who WaNts To HeAr A a HoRrOr sToRy?
    Everyone: YeS
    Scarry cat: NNNOOO

  • @bloemkoolendestreetgang450
    @bloemkoolendestreetgang450 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Its crazy how much borders and states changed every year in the past whereas the world seems so much more stabilized now

  • @micahistory
    @micahistory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    CONGRATULATIONS ON 50,000 SUBSCRIBERS!

  • @jovickmatias8603
    @jovickmatias8603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    England/Great Britain/UK 🇬🇧 Greatest and Largest Empire ever! Respect from Philippines 🇵🇭

  • @subswithavideo-wm6ow
    @subswithavideo-wm6ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Wait.....
    2:01 edgar is not pewdiepies dog????

  • @paulwindijo4811
    @paulwindijo4811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Sun Never Sets On The British Empire"
    Remembering the historic slogan that used to express British Empire at once. 🔥

    • @spytf2693
      @spytf2693 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it still does if you count random islands

  • @dinaridwolf9894
    @dinaridwolf9894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Never in my life have i heard of North Sea Empire. Thank you for this 👍🏻

    • @SxVaNm345
      @SxVaNm345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Empire of the Danes

    • @dinaridwolf9894
      @dinaridwolf9894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hona Hona Arent Danes, Swedes and Norwegians (together with Iceland) basicaly same people tho?

    • @meislouis1381
      @meislouis1381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hona Hona shut up wanker

    • @chrisstucker1813
      @chrisstucker1813 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most likely because England didn’t like being ruled by Danes! Cnut was the most successful king of the Anglo-Saxon period.

  • @muhammad5885
    @muhammad5885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    King Henry II: Finally I've made it!!!!
    King John I: Oopsie mate

  • @pyrestudio4241
    @pyrestudio4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:17 don’t misunderstand this, this wasn’t English but Danish territory

  • @unacuentadeyoutube13
    @unacuentadeyoutube13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1936: George VI (ilustrated with a painting)
    1952: Elizabeth II (ilustrated with a COLOURED PICTURE)

  • @chilln0648
    @chilln0648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “But this is Ireland”
    If you can even understand that level of comedy

    • @umutfarukyarmbas142
      @umutfarukyarmbas142 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not in the beginning of the video

    • @jakebhenry2228
      @jakebhenry2228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Good Friday agreement intensifies*

    • @plrc4593
      @plrc4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CorkCityFC RebelArmy The Irish history resembles a little bit Polish one. Greetings from Poland.

  • @NeuoRiyad
    @NeuoRiyad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    could you do on Japan from -660 BC to today please
    PS: You're the best, keep it up

    • @pedrob.573
      @pedrob.573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, and could you do the history of Spain or the history of the Roman Empire

    • @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761
      @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Japan has has pretty much homogeneous borders since it's inceptions, the only major changes would be in the 19th and 20th century.

    • @NeuoRiyad
      @NeuoRiyad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 Yeah, it's not wrong what you say, it is true that Japan has the 19th and the 20th century, nothing has changed, after I say like that

    • @arcni1213
      @arcni1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trollerjak the Trolling God-Emperor of Trolls, oh of course the boarders did. The evolution of the feudalism would be really interesting. Just what happen in the Country itself. :D

    • @arcni1213
      @arcni1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There were big periods of feudalism. The boarders always changed a real challenge. That's why many people don't do it. Japan is hard to make for a timelapse. It would be so cool. Of course it changed a lot!

  • @saycheese9944
    @saycheese9944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:30
    legends says that if a man posses Koh-i-Noor then it will destroy his kingdom

    • @UncannyFella
      @UncannyFella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How to piss off any Indian

    • @MabElystanGlodrydd
      @MabElystanGlodrydd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So, the cunning plan is to have it possessed by a woman.

  • @atrandom2792
    @atrandom2792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:46
    *it begins*

  • @Mladorossi_Bulgaria
    @Mladorossi_Bulgaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    6:41 where’s my abdication crisis gone?!?!

  • @СтефанНиколов-х5э
    @СтефанНиколов-х5э 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Someone: "How much Henry do you want?
    England: YES

    • @carmi7042
      @carmi7042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aeugh7861 Don't forget the 23 popes called John

    • @thathistoryiscoolguy
      @thathistoryiscoolguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was only 8

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      France with their Louis’s:

  • @dudexyzu9415
    @dudexyzu9415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    20th century, super buff spongebob
    21st century, round spongebob

  • @louissejourne8314
    @louissejourne8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I am french, and angevin (a district of France because). I am proud of my region and my country.

    • @TheWestIsDead
      @TheWestIsDead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then you should be a good Angevin and come to our country and fight against France. That's why you all did in medieval times. So technically you should be an English patriot.

    • @louissejourne8314
      @louissejourne8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheWestIsDead N'importe quoi toi, tu confonds tout. Déjà c'était l'Angleterre qui était sous domination angevine et pas l'inverse (puisqu'on a récupéré la Normandie qui elle même contrôlait l'Angleterre et d'ailleurs Henri II plantagenet est né au Mans, pas en Angleterre). De plus, la 1 ère guerre de cent ans était un conflit entre 2 dynasties de "culture française" si on peut le dire, dont une des 2 avait fait de l'Angleterre sa pute. Il faut pas déformer la réalité...

    • @louissejourne8314
      @louissejourne8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheWestIsDead Oui les anglais ont combattu contre la "France" capétienne mais c'est pas spécifiquement contre les anglais que la dynastie a combattu et de plus les anglais n'étaient qu'une petite partie des combattants angevins (qui dominaient alors l'Angleterre)

    • @alexiscameroon
      @alexiscameroon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@louissejourne8314 i cant understand frog

    • @louissejourne8314
      @louissejourne8314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexiscameroon Use Google translate man