It's baffling how he never gets better throughout the whole game too. Unless its a From Software game. He puts effort into those because he considers it a "Real Gamer" thing. He won't rage quit. He faced that first knight right out the tutorial dungeon in Elden Ring and fought him like 40 times for 3 hours and eventually beat him, all under-leveled wirt crap weapons and zero knowledge. He actually learned. And its funny cus everyone told him to go past and come back later, and he thought it was a trick or something a d just kept fighting. And he won. Its the only time I ever actually respected the effort he put into a game.
This is that no holds barred, edge of your seat, white knuckle thrill ride gameplay I have been waiting for from dsp in this game. I was out of breath doing my fake Cloud squats the whole time!
LMFAO complained a card is worthless - wins only because of that card. Complained computers card was overpowered - was exactly same card he had just played. He is such a child
If you play fighting games then the same exact behavior is observed whenever Phil plays any of them. He's just a natural scrub at every facet of life, he did nothing wrong!
@@steel5897 I don't play fighting games myself so I probably miss most of it. Although his "mash jab" whining is something he doesn't do, probably because it works and because it doesn't do a lot of damage
It is fascinating watching his gambling-addict brain at work sometimes. He really cannot quit some things when he feels he's 'owed' the win. It's not determination, or commitment, it's the addict part of his brain.
@@torchlight1785Every now and then he will overcome something ludicrously challenging in a game, often made more challenging via his incompetence, but still. Point is though, I don't credit those instances with his 'love of a challenge', it's the addict's itch, he can't walk away.
The funny thing is that there were different cars battles of different difficulties and he couldn't fathom your supposed to get more cards in different towns to go back and do the more difficult matches 😂
Phil really is the main reason “AAA” games have dumbed down for players like him. He will never ever get the concept of coming back to a challenge later after you progress the game a bit.
It's funny how he talks about how the game can cheat by give itself better cards, and there's no way we'd know. What benefit would the game have for cheating? It's a program not something with an ego. It's not going to boast to other programs that it got 4th place at Queen's Blood EVO.
Whats even better is he doesn't think for a second that WWE Champions pulls might be rigged to withold the best cards til a spending quota is reached and its actually the game playing him.
@@gwoody4003Which also goes along with his thought that games should be possible to beat on the very first try. He doesn't seem to understand that games are designed to get you to learn, which also includes losing now and then.
@@tlingitsoldier he don't have time for that. He needs to rush through the story, refuse to engage in any mechanic or system presented and ignore every tutorial and popnup so he can get it over with before the dents get bored and stop dropping money. And then he gets to do his "well I beat that one" self-congratulatory I'm A Real Gamer ego buff and then his favorite part... the review. He gets to hold court and smugly complain that yet another title doesn't live up to his high standards and arrogantly declare the devs a bunch of hacks who don't know anything about what gamers want. And then he gets to ban people smarter than him who dared point out he doesn't know wtf he is talking about. Thats like Heroin to a Narcissist.
That’s straight up insane that he got stuck on this mini game for that long. I was able to just beat all 3 of the opponents in Kalm on my first try tonight. This dudes brain is straight mush.
I've seen multiple streamers struggle with it now which is crazy. The problem is everyone is overthinking it, thinking it's much more complex and in depth than it really is. Like they don't understand it's just about claiming board space. You aren't trying to beat the other persons cards. Once people figure that out is when it clicks. It's essentially just Tic Tac Toe with additional steps. And then there's DSP lol.
@@smward87 yeah. I just watched detractors videos of Phil. But it seems like a battle for territory in 3 lanes and you have to win 2 of 3? So you just place the best cards to move foward in lanes with the best points you can while denying the oponent more space to play cards. Idk, I'd had to play myself to grasp it, but seems kinda fun.
@@binho2224 Yeah board control is 90% of the game. The cards themselves do become more important as you face higher level opponents as some cards do have abilities that can destroy other cards or do som other funky things, but you can still beat them by just filling up the board as fast as you can.
It’s the last day of the month, so the dents have run out of their disability money. I love how Phil still hasn’t realised this. That or he’s in denial that he’s supported by like 3-4 actual regards
@@CarlBriggs861 that’s wild. And somehow even more sad. Checks came in today on the 1st and he’s up at $228 just for the day stream. I can’t believe people without disposable income, living disabled on a fixed income give their money tothis absolute pos. The disability dents I guess. Government money going to WWEC. That’s wild
-Suggests the computer might be cheating Not even a second later: The computer is definitely cheating, getting the cards it needs It’s fascinating how fast Dave can convince himself of things
My god... I figured out the strategy of this game just watching this video for 5 minutes. Of course, Phil didn't read any instructions or pay attention to a tutorial either....
19:00 Bit of a tip for those looking to avoid repeating pig roach tomfoolery, the key to having a good deck in any card game is redundancy with in reason. Multiples with similar desired effects to remove as much chance as possible and have multiple usable strategies. So if you don't get the best possible cards, you have a plan b that also works and can lead into plan A should your luck improve. Which, with a well optimized deck, will happen eventually. It also will take you time using your deck to fully figure out what you can do, when to do it even in a game you know well. So just take your time and learn lessons from your losses.
@5:55 He stops himself from ranting right after he shouts 'Shut up you stupid kid'. He yells and then rocks back and forth like he's holding something in and then checks chat.
He playing the card game for so long. You know in a few weeks he’s going to be like “we need to finish final fantasy these rpgs are to long and I have no support.”
"The npc is cheating, this isn't fair! There's no way i can win, there's nothing i can do. The computer is cheating!!!" Bro...... this is his default response soooo much in fighting games that now hes ack-using the actual game of cheating. Wow. Only wow. I'm lost for words at this "best gamer ever 😎
Can someone with relevant DSP lore knowledge tell me if he also tried beating Gwent before collecting a full deck of cards? Because the 'omg game is cheating' comment made me think this isn't the first time he's failed in the same manner.
As someone who hates and sucks at deck builders, I can assure you Queen's Blood is actually really easy to play and figure out. If some dunce like me can get into this side game, it must take a very special kind of person to be really bad at it... And looking at his deck.... that is not a good deck... for a game like this where you're NOT going to see all of your cards, you want multiples of cards for a better chance of getting something you want rather than just one of each. Again, this is from someone who's terrible at these games and I know that! He also missed a lot of really good opportunities to turn the game around and doesn't take them. And he blames the computer for cheating and being perfect... this was frustrating to watch...
*Sees +3 on a tile, no comment* *Opponent goes on it, gets +3 to their value* "Whaaaaat?! I didnt know it gives them plus three to their side!" This man will never stop impressing me with how dumb he can be.
Very easy minigame to play and understand, both me and my partner got it easily. Watching DSP's reasoning and struggle is fascinating. Gin brain style gameplay.
I was watching a restreamer last night and this man Phil played the dumb ass card game for almost 2 hours while everyone complained it was boring and started banning people for it and said that it's new so people wanna see it but everyone literally said they didn't 😂
11/50, LOL - tho it got up to 23 at the end- I don't get it, he quit/skips dialogue during yakuza quests yet still does them, just do the main story phil
Man I would love to see phill play magic the gathering lol and still won’t understand how the game works and asking to see the opponents hand and say you have better cards then me your cheating also I can tell phill can’t figure out that in the game it’s better if you put cards on all of the starting spaces
You know, I'll say this about Phil. It takes him a while to pick up something new, but once he does, he really sucks at it.
And then he says shit like the game never explained anything as he actively doesn’t stop talking through tutorials 😂😂
Hes infuriating. Dude has every mental disease and disorder under the sun. Dude went full regard.@@Sharkmane25
After a long night at work, your comment had me laughing. Best description of Piggy I have read in a while. 😂
It's baffling how he never gets better throughout the whole game too.
Unless its a From Software game.
He puts effort into those because he considers it a "Real Gamer" thing. He won't rage quit.
He faced that first knight right out the tutorial dungeon in Elden Ring and fought him like 40 times for 3 hours and eventually beat him, all under-leveled wirt crap weapons and zero knowledge.
He actually learned.
And its funny cus everyone told him to go past and come back later, and he thought it was a trick or something a d just kept fighting.
And he won. Its the only time I ever actually respected the effort he put into a game.
He just has no patience and no focus. He hates playing games now. He doesn't care and can't make himself for the sake of being enjoyable to watch.
This is that no holds barred, edge of your seat, white knuckle thrill ride gameplay I have been waiting for from dsp in this game. I was out of breath doing my fake Cloud squats the whole time!
LMFAO complained a card is worthless - wins only because of that card. Complained computers card was overpowered - was exactly same card he had just played. He is such a child
If you play fighting games then the same exact behavior is observed whenever Phil plays any of them. He's just a natural scrub at every facet of life, he did nothing wrong!
@@steel5897 I don't play fighting games myself so I probably miss most of it. Although his "mash jab" whining is something he doesn't do, probably because it works and because it doesn't do a lot of damage
It is fascinating watching his gambling-addict brain at work sometimes. He really cannot quit some things when he feels he's 'owed' the win. It's not determination, or commitment, it's the addict part of his brain.
Grug press buttons grug expect to win now!!
@@torchlight1785Every now and then he will overcome something ludicrously challenging in a game, often made more challenging via his incompetence, but still. Point is though, I don't credit those instances with his 'love of a challenge', it's the addict's itch, he can't walk away.
@@Blisterdude123It's not about addiction bud it's about content simple as
@@Blisterdude123 and this card game isn't even that challenging
He does the same thing in fighting games. When he's getting tilted from losing, he insists on ending on a win.
Oh wow, your success in a deck building game depends on the cards that you get. Who knew...?!
The funny thing is that there were different cars battles of different difficulties and he couldn't fathom your supposed to get more cards in different towns to go back and do the more difficult matches 😂
It was the game's fault nothing I can do
😂
Phil really is the main reason “AAA” games have dumbed down for players like him. He will never ever get the concept of coming back to a challenge later after you progress the game a bit.
“The computer can easily be cheating”
- said by a 41 year old man
Lmao while he loves saying “life’s not fair grow up”
It's funny how he talks about how the game can cheat by give itself better cards, and there's no way we'd know. What benefit would the game have for cheating? It's a program not something with an ego. It's not going to boast to other programs that it got 4th place at Queen's Blood EVO.
Whats even better is he doesn't think for a second that WWE Champions pulls might be rigged to withold the best cards til a spending quota is reached and its actually the game playing him.
To Phil, if an AI opponent doesn't just roll over and let him win immediately, its rigged against him.
@@gwoody4003 That's an excellent point!
@@gwoody4003Which also goes along with his thought that games should be possible to beat on the very first try. He doesn't seem to understand that games are designed to get you to learn, which also includes losing now and then.
@@tlingitsoldier he don't have time for that. He needs to rush through the story, refuse to engage in any mechanic or system presented and ignore every tutorial and popnup so he can get it over with before the dents get bored and stop dropping money. And then he gets to do his "well I beat that one" self-congratulatory I'm A Real Gamer ego buff and then his favorite part... the review.
He gets to hold court and smugly complain that yet another title doesn't live up to his high standards and arrogantly declare the devs a bunch of hacks who don't know anything about what gamers want. And then he gets to ban people smarter than him who dared point out he doesn't know wtf he is talking about.
Thats like Heroin to a Narcissist.
"Candy Crush" is more his jam
"Can pick up any game and play at a high level" as you can see
This is why I watch Philbert lmao. He treats the computer like a real player and uses the same excuses.
This is sad and boring to watch, two things a khantent creator don't want to be described as but this is dsp we are talking about
"Baldur's gate is the only game i get handheld in"
"How do i select/delete cards in a ff7 mini game? How do i beat this guy!?!?"
That’s straight up insane that he got stuck on this mini game for that long. I was able to just beat all 3 of the opponents in Kalm on my first try tonight. This dudes brain is straight mush.
Is his brain a detractor?
Riveting content.
It’s call alcoholism 😢
If he don’t quit soon he may pass on 😮
@@AcornSmokes420we can only hope
You funny, claiming Phil has a brain 🤣
The easiest card game in any final fantasy, and he can't beat the glorified tutorial.
I've seen multiple streamers struggle with it now which is crazy. The problem is everyone is overthinking it, thinking it's much more complex and in depth than it really is. Like they don't understand it's just about claiming board space. You aren't trying to beat the other persons cards. Once people figure that out is when it clicks. It's essentially just Tic Tac Toe with additional steps.
And then there's DSP lol.
@@smward87 yeah. I just watched detractors videos of Phil. But it seems like a battle for territory in 3 lanes and you have to win 2 of 3? So you just place the best cards to move foward in lanes with the best points you can while denying the oponent more space to play cards.
Idk, I'd had to play myself to grasp it, but seems kinda fun.
@@binho2224 Yeah board control is 90% of the game. The cards themselves do become more important as you face higher level opponents as some cards do have abilities that can destroy other cards or do som other funky things, but you can still beat them by just filling up the board as fast as you can.
@@smward87 I see. Thanks!
"it's like it's random" yeah.. that's how card games work
"You can't see his hand dud"
LMFAO! Touché, dawg. Touché!
If he thinks Queen’s Blood is bad, he should play Tetra Master on Ff9.
I hate that card game
Love to see 2 streams of this brand new channel saving game not even hit $100 total. Shud be that way everyday
It’s the last day of the month, so the dents have run out of their disability money.
I love how Phil still hasn’t realised this. That or he’s in denial that he’s supported by like 3-4 actual regards
@@CarlBriggs861 that’s wild. And somehow even more sad. Checks came in today on the 1st and he’s up at $228 just for the day stream. I can’t believe people without disposable income, living disabled on a fixed income give their money tothis absolute pos. The disability dents I guess. Government money going to WWEC. That’s wild
@@thewhitepanda10 oh yea. He’ll be back begging to hit the tier 1 goal in the next day or two
Even a woke game like FF7 rebirth won't help him.
The game calling him a crybaby was great.
Gwent all over again.
he didn't understand how gwent worked as well?
This is like watching a regarded cat try to bury a turd on a marble tile floor.
Why don't you guys just say retarded?
-Suggests the computer might be cheating
Not even a second later: The computer is definitely cheating, getting the cards it needs
It’s fascinating how fast Dave can convince himself of things
My god... I figured out the strategy of this game just watching this video for 5 minutes.
Of course, Phil didn't read any instructions or pay attention to a tutorial either....
Too bad it wasnt candy crush style, isn't it Dave
Here I was thinking that Final Fantasy is known for its pulse pounding action. Thank you for Phil for showing me a different way
THIS MAN IS PLAYING CARDS INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE GAME Riveting gameplay i didn't think YUGIOH CAME TO FFRB
Riveting gameplay
No words... just so fucking boring...
The late stream only made like $25, the business is NOT saved lmao
Cant even work out how to play a simple card game 🤣🐽🇦🇷
19:00 Bit of a tip for those looking to avoid repeating pig roach tomfoolery, the key to having a good deck in any card game is redundancy with in reason. Multiples with similar desired effects to remove as much chance as possible and have multiple usable strategies. So if you don't get the best possible cards, you have a plan b that also works and can lead into plan A should your luck improve. Which, with a well optimized deck, will happen eventually.
It also will take you time using your deck to fully figure out what you can do, when to do it even in a game you know well. So just take your time and learn lessons from your losses.
God forbid he ever tried to play Tetra Master. Phil would have an aneurysm.
@5:55 He stops himself from ranting right after he shouts 'Shut up you stupid kid'. He yells and then rocks back and forth like he's holding something in and then checks chat.
The best sleep aid ❤
I'm in awe seeing a professional at work lol
If only those cards had sweaty muscular men on them ...
Strategy isn't a skill that Phill possesses to pay the 2 big bills
He playing the card game for so long. You know in a few weeks he’s going to be like “we need to finish final fantasy these rpgs are to long and I have no support.”
If these were wwe cards he’d still be playing
You love to see it. Business is saved
That music makes his gameplay even more unwatchable… soundtrack is too loud. He still has no clue how audio levels work
Hes used to playing pay to win games.a grand in loot boxes he would sail thru it
Another game type he can’t win at. The card game genera
"The npc is cheating, this isn't fair! There's no way i can win, there's nothing i can do. The computer is cheating!!!"
Bro...... this is his default response soooo much in fighting games that now hes ack-using the actual game of cheating. Wow. Only wow. I'm lost for words at this "best gamer ever 😎
I'm totally shocked the dents don't want to support this LMAO
He really doesn’t understand that you have to make spaces for your card. I hate card games and even then I understood what to do
This dude unironically said "You can't see his hand" 💀 I can't
SPAM! They did nothing but spam. Didn't mix him up. Didn't outplay him. He did nothing wrong. He did everything right.
Can someone with relevant DSP lore knowledge tell me if he also tried beating Gwent before collecting a full deck of cards? Because the 'omg game is cheating' comment made me think this isn't the first time he's failed in the same manner.
Word is he was sh*t at Gwent too…
You get given a starter deck at the very beginning of this game
Woah, thrilling. Spending actual hours on the mini game……just to beat the beginner opponents.
OwwOghh I didn't meant to do that! *mashes X*
he's such a sucker for gacha games and minigames... you can see the addict in him full concentration mode aahn
the computer could be cheating ahahaha
Who needs melatonin when you can just watch a DSP stream to help you fall asleep
As someone who hates and sucks at deck builders, I can assure you Queen's Blood is actually really easy to play and figure out. If some dunce like me can get into this side game, it must take a very special kind of person to be really bad at it...
And looking at his deck.... that is not a good deck... for a game like this where you're NOT going to see all of your cards, you want multiples of cards for a better chance of getting something you want rather than just one of each. Again, this is from someone who's terrible at these games and I know that!
He also missed a lot of really good opportunities to turn the game around and doesn't take them. And he blames the computer for cheating and being perfect... this was frustrating to watch...
Dsp looks like big Ed’s younger less charismatic brother
He needs that +3, he really does
All that time he could of done other quests or advance the story. But no, dsp just had to bore his audience one way or another.
this is the same shtick with phil tackling the 1st major obstacle regardless of power lv and shits on anyone n everyone saying otherwise. Classic
They made a npc that acts like a crybaby... wow. I hope thats not a sneak diss by Square towards their fans.
*Sees +3 on a tile, no comment*
*Opponent goes on it, gets +3 to their value*
"Whaaaaat?! I didnt know it gives them plus three to their side!"
This man will never stop impressing me with how dumb he can be.
I think Ned took me… 5 mins tops I will admit I lost the first time due to still learning the game, but he really isn’t that hard.
the only time he shows actual human emotion is when a 3 dollar tip comes in. what a buffoon this games so easy lol
He loves cards
The creator of Queen's Blood is a detractor dood
I have a feeling that this guy talks to himself nonstop. He's not engaging with the chat. Just off in his own little world.
Believe in the heart of the farts. 🐷
Type X in dsp's chat to let him know he's boring. Spread the word!
Very easy minigame to play and understand, both me and my partner got it easily. Watching DSP's reasoning and struggle is fascinating. Gin brain style gameplay.
"I have no good cards ever" my brother you built the deck. mf put 1 of each card in his deck gahhdamn man
Boring!!! No wonder ppl dont watch let alone support.
He is so unbelievably boring even the dents fall asleep😴
I was watching a restreamer last night and this man Phil played the dumb ass card game for almost 2 hours while everyone complained it was boring and started banning people for it and said that it's new so people wanna see it but everyone literally said they didn't 😂
If only this had been a candy crush gacha style game with sweaty wrestling JPEG men huh Dave? 😂
11/50, LOL - tho it got up to 23 at the end- I don't get it, he quit/skips dialogue during yakuza quests yet still does them, just do the main story phil
If snort cant pay for the better cards like in wwe champions he is fucking useless
he can't pay to win here lol
Kat already beat the game. She got nothing else to do 😂
So much for day one support 😂
At some point phail.will learn the rules or mechanics of a game before he embarrasses himself with his ignorance. Not holding my breath.
And he wonders y nobody supports him
Shout out to my boi ned newest detractor
Any other streamer would've made this entertaining to watch, but not Phil. Pay me for having 0 personality cuz it's a hot new release dood
Man I would love to see phill play magic the gathering lol and still won’t understand how the game works and asking to see the opponents hand and say you have better cards then me your cheating also I can tell phill can’t figure out that in the game it’s better if you put cards on all of the starting spaces
Is there a hulk hogan card in this game?
11 dollars 😂😂😂
the game cheated me dood DSP 2024
I never played a FF game so excuse my stupid question but: Is this weird music ingame? 🤨
The jazzy music is just for the card game. I think it's slightly sped up on this video as well. It's quite jamming if you play the game yourself.
It's only for this mini game. And this mini game is completely optional you don't have to play it from what I've seen
Did he rage quit a mini game at 27:39?
King Doody with another banger 💪
he did nothing wrong
The concept of meeting stronger opponent and getting back after being able to confront them is something pig is not aware of. In an RPG...
He said the computer was cheating, giving the other player better cards haha how pathetic
Is this robust style gameplay?