r/EntitledPeople - Karen's Won't Stop INVADING MY YARD! Threatens Me When Caught!
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- r/entitledpeople - OP tells a story about the time a group of people kept invading her grandmother's land and refuses to leave! These entitled Karen's ignore police and trespassing signs! Subscribe for more stories.
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Stories in this episode of Reddit Entitled People:
0:00 - Intro
0:30 - Story 1 (marcyiguess)
5:11 - Story 2 (nikknox)
8:40 - Story 3 (TitchieAnya)
12:53 - Story 4 (Petty Crocker)
17:31 - Story 5 (Sack-of-Memes)
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Karen: I’m sorry the mean lady won’t let you swim.
My response: And I’m sorry your mommy wants you to die. I guess she doesn’t love you that much.
I would pay money to have seen that exact exchange.😆
The sad part is that the mother was MOST LIKELY trying to get rid of the child.
The story with the grandma living alone with asshole trespassers? She needs to get a gaggle of geese. Once the geese know that it’s their property, NO ONE will be able to get on that property.
Watch geese sounds like a good alternative and I for one would stay away. Those birds can be vicious and use their bills as effective weapons.
Get a moat with alligators
@@Patriot46426 at some point you’d have to start feeding them tho, and then there’s all the missing persons reports.
Even living across the country, not visiting your grandmother for 9 years is unacceptable! You should be ashamed!
@Patriot46426 the problem with this is that alligators have legs and can move around so new surprise in the naghbors pond
Reminds me of this story I saw on FB about this woman who bought a house next to a creek. Her property was next to a park but there was a clear boundary. In the summer, she saw entire families of people entering her property and using her section of the creek. They were loud, they got drunk and left trash behind. When she asked them to stay off her property they acted the same way and spouted the same trash: “This is OUR park!” “The previous owner let us use it!” and essentially trashed her name on some online group saying she was mean and yelled at them and threatened them. Even the city government was like “Just let them use it, what’s the big deal?”
Like, it’s HER land. SHE gets to decide who’s allowed on it. This woman is living a nightmare and no one is on her side. She just wanted to enjoy her property. Everyone is fine trespassing and not listening to her, but if a kid ever gets hurt or something bad happens…she’ll be the first one sued because it happened on her property. I would be putting up CCTV, NO TRESPASSING signs, and an electric fence. Take no prisoners.
i feel like a couple of geese would get the job done.
They did come to an agreement with the council. Doesn’t mean the trespassers are happy about it though.
I have a sign posted next to my front door that says:
No soliciting. Violators will be sacrificed to the old gods, not the new" ....
Strangely I don't get solicitors at my door any longer.
That's a good one!!
Lol that's awesome! Can I borrow it? 😂
@@CatBuchanan Nice.
My FIL always wore a velcro close teeny tiny towel when answering the door & told them that he was a nudist & if they wanted to come in, it is a clothes free house & that they would have to abide by the house rules! Honestly the first time my dad dropped me off, when I was just dating my husband, dad asked me if that guy ever wore any clothes😂!!! He did always wear that skimpy towel thing inside but I'd never seen him take it off. His wife on the other hand never wore clothes inside the house or pool! They never did make visitors do it though😂just threats to salesmen😂!!!
It's the first two words that make it law not to knock on your door. Doing so gives you the right to sue or call the police for trespassing.
Story 3: my cousin in Ireland is taking care of her granny’s property while dealing with hooligans and druggies, so she bought a guns that fires beanbags and rubber bullets. Because the police are useless and so far they stopped coming around, her son and friends were visiting and had their airsoft rifles and unloaded on a group of punks who were setting up a bonfire in the backyard
When I was a kid I had what we called a Potato Iifle. It was shape like the son of a pump shotgun and a winchester. It had a big barrel like a Shotgun but a underguard lever like a WInch'. It had a small barrel inside the fake barrel. You would plant it into a Potato, then move the lever like the real one which would compress some air and when pressing the trigger it would throw away the potato part. Funny but still dangerous. :)
Did she soak the beanbags in water then freeze them so they'd cause more damage?
Paintball guns work pretty good they hurt like hell and will ruin clothing
sadly they're useless all over, they seem to only care if their day is ruined
Story 2- having lost a family member at about 2 years old to drowning. OP is 100% in the right. That mother should be ashamed.
Story 4: My dad had a fun encounter chasing Jehovah's Witnesses away. He lived in L.A. with his Coyote/German Shepard dog named Pepper. Pepper, though big, was so well trained, he could walk her without a leash in a city where a leash is required and the cops wouldn't care because they knew them. Anyway, he got tired of the JW's showing up so he got Pepper all excited ready to go play outside, grabbed her collar, and opened the door to just a screen between a jumping big dog and the JW's. Yeah, let's just say they never came back. XD He still maintains she was the best dog he's had to this day.
"This is the part where you run away." -Shrek
I guess you're not capable of requesting your property to be a do not call
@@aaron75fy that was back in the 60s so I doubt that was a thing back then.
Story 4 - I hate solicitors that cannot take no for an answer. I was with a family member doing some yard work, heard them complain about some religious solicitors, so when I heard the doorbell I answered it...covered in dirt, with a pickaxe (clay soil) and my dog (mastiff mix, but never hurt a fly) and loud say 'WHAT?"
They stammer for a second and get three words in before I use the pick to point to the "No soliciting" sign and say "Are we going to have a problem, gentleman?" and they took off.
They came back later in the week and I answered again with the pick. They made a joke about how I seem to be doing a lot of work...and I just flatly said "Okay, I'm going to go call police because obviously you guys don't get it." and they ran away again.
I finally called their pastor and the guy was horrified how they were acting. I think they lost their positions, but I never followed up. They were brave but stupid...and there's no way I'm going to accept or buy anything if you harass me to the point of getting police involved.
JW's piss me off.
@@JamesDavy2009 try not having directive that must be followed to the letter
#4: Don't waste time threatening a harassment suit. FILE THE SUIT.
Threatening them to sue is cheap. It's kind of expensive to actually file the suit 😑.
Pitcher of ice water...
yes you do, not everyone has enough disposable income to throw it away on frivilous lawsuits.
I just stuck a sign on my door that says, "No Peddlers, Religious or Otherwise." I've seen even Jehovah's Witnesses come up to my door, stare at the sign, and then just go away (security camera). Only once have they ever knocked after reading the sign. They said, "That sign isn't for us." My response, "What would make you think that the sign isn't EXPLICITLY for you?" and closing the door in their faces kept that group from ever coming back.
Story 1: Good on the manager for taking care of OP and knowing how to deal with an entitled Karen.
We need more people like him
Good on them for not telling the Karen that they have cameras, let her lie to her heart’s content so she looks even stupider
it is a bloody wonder...usually...managers throw the help under the bus just to make customer happy(that is why i told former coworkers that throwing management - store and corporate combined - AND - throwing customers under the bus is ok as well - but NEVER the co-workers under management - because if you throw co-workers under the bus, the co-workers will never trust you again).
@@bleachfan2.029 That’s always the best thing to do, let them hang themselves and make fools of themselves then watch their faces either turn pale or turn red as they realize that they’ve been caught on camera
I wish more businesses did that, we would have a lot less entitled Karens.
Story #3 is one of the reasons I’m grateful for the second amendment. Imagine being an old woman ALONE without any way of protecting yourself or your property. These people have had enough warnings, this trespassing stands for using a gun, especially the ones who were talking about breaking in. Who does that??
Story 3 - Electric fences, guard dogs and cameras everywhere. And if they have any recordings of those b*****ds saying that they’re gonna burn the house down then take it to the police asap.
You forgot to add a shotgun to the list that OP needs.
I've got very mixed feelings about this one. On one hand, no one has the right to invade/damage private property. But on the other hand, can't the family see that this has become too much for Grandma to handle? Whatever fences & cameras they set up, they're too far away to be helpful on a regular basis. Maybe it's time for some tough decisions? There are lots of options (relocating closer to Grandma, selling the land and getting her a more manageable place to live, etc) but it doesn't sound like any of the options are being considered. (At least not from what I heard.)
@@marinam.2293 I thought the same thing. It's sad that grandma would have to move but she is in actual danger staying where she is. If they manage to convince her to sell, I do feel bad for the next owner given the way the locals treat the property.
It kinda seems like a small town in the boonies & the cops probably know exactly who's doing what😢!!! OP is an outsider, but if someone gets hurt on grams property...
And auto turrets 😂
In story 2, I've almost never seen any two-year-old that still isn't wearing diapers. I sure as hell wouldn't let a two-year-old and diapers into my pool, that's for sure! Maybe in one of those little $10 plastic pools you get at Walmart where you can dump it out if they manage to crap in the pool, but not a large pool like that with a filter.
They do make "swimmies" diapers for precisely that situation. You still have pee, but poo doesn't escape if put on properly.
@@merlinathrawes746 That's assuming they actually buy, and USE, them!
Story 2: when the kids came back the second time, OP should've called CPS.
She should have simply sent both of them back home and then told her daughter "from this point going forward, nobody, NOBODY, except out family uses our pool. I am sorry if that makes you unhappy, but I will not be responsible for someone else's children in our pool. that is the rule now. Nobody but our family in the pool." And then make sure you have a fence at least 4 feet high with a self-locking gate (taller if possible). Then immediately post the property with "NO TRESPASSING" signs so that you are covered with having your property duly posted when you have to call the police because of neighbors trying to help themselves to your pool.
It's for reasons such as this that my parents DID NOT get us an above ground pool when I was a kid. It was also in part because they had contact the homeowner's insurance company about liability and coverage ..... and the agent reminded then by quoting the section of the policy that specifically excluded coverage for any kind of a pool, inground or above ground of any depth, no matter how high a fence might be and no matter how well it was lock, etc. Hence we had no pool. That must have been when we got the pool membership.
If it's the UK the police won't do anything, they only care about misgendering/murder these days. Even for burglary they won't come out now.
Always fun when Karen says “see what you did you made her cry”. No Karen YOU did that.
My Mom used to work 12 hour night shifts as a nurse. One morning around 10 am, two men from a local church showed up to spread the Good News and the dogs went crazy. They had the audacity to ask Mom why she was still in bed so late in the morning so after she told them she worked nights and had just gotten to sleep she let loose with language that would make a sailor blush and threatened to set the dogs on them. They couldn’t leave fast enough and never came back.
A former co-worker told me about a friend of his who was frequently visited/harassed/annoyed by JWs, and this group wouldn't take no for an answer. He was part of another church, and had no interest in their flavor of koolaid. He saw them coming one day and decided to end the crap once and for all. He waited until they rang the bell and then opened the door, buck naked. NOBODY ever came to bother him after that, and apparently they didn't report him to the police either. He lived way out in the country, so no neighbors to worry about.
Story 3 - Honestly - Electric Fence isn't enough - High Voltage Electric Fence inside of a Wooden fence with Posted Signs. If they try to tear it down, it would most likely inflict major injuries, however the signs will clear OP on liability on that. That's on them for breaking property at that point. Wooden Fence protects from children or passersby from accidently getting hurt
Honestly people like this really piss me off, think just because no one told them anything before that they can still do what ever they want, I mean how far does this have to go before these morons learn to go away!
Electric fence sounds perfect.😊
I was thinking razor wire, but your idea works too. I'm guessing Claymore mines might be excessive.
Because of how they work, ALL Electric Fences (like TASER's & Stungun's) are High Voltage...the Average Electric Fence carries 120,000 Volts (enough to hurt but not kill)...
High Security Fences carry more than 200,000 Volts (they HURT a LOT more)...
If you want to make the fence Lethal, you need to maintain the basic Voltage and increase the Amperage it carries as it's the Amps that actually kill...
HOWEVER, check with your Local Laws to see whether or not you can Legally install an Electric Fence...
@@crichtonbruce4329 Depends on the neighborhood.... and the neighbors! 😅
I talked to a door to door sales guy and he said that he never knocks on a door that says "quiet, baby sleeping."
I have a "no soliciting" sign on my door, and it's funny to both watch their face ring my doorbell see the sign and walk away, and listen to my dad point out their failure to read a simple sign. I've even seen one guy knock on a door to a house that's technically a business, when they were closed and I yelled "no one lives there!".
Story 1: Can we take a moment to appreciate how awesome OP's boss is? They see shenanigans, stop shenanigans, and they they have their employee's backs. Also there's no point in retaining a problem customer as it's the equivalent of squeezing blood from a stone
Shame on the police for not stopping the trespassing. Should have police car stopping by every night.
Especially after the threats of arson.
Story #3: WTF is wrong with the police? It doesn't matter if there is a fence or not! Private property is PRIVATE property!! Why do home owners have to fence themselfes in just to get people arrested that are there without permission!? That's a sc rewed up mentality! OP should train guard dogs and put up sings that say "guard dogs. Property protected, das and night. Enter at your own risks. Dogs are trained to bite to Ki ll"
The seppos in the force prefer to be derelict instead of actually doing their jobs.
@@JamesDavy2009 yes. =/ I know that. We have problems with vandalism at home and the police doesn't do sh it because "what can we do, your camera footage is not good enogh and we don't have any suspects" bla bla..
Just they wait until These people escalate and throw fire bo mbs.. Because that's what it is. Cops are useless in prevent ing people getting harmed! They always only act AFTER someone was hu rt or ki lled "protect and serve" my behind!
Why do I get the feeling the trespassers are related to the police
@@stuartwalker9597 Plausible scenario-some Karens have friends from high up.
@stuartwalker9597 I bet at least one of the perps who attempted to break in was one of their "sweet innocent boys".
Story 4 - Wooow… that’s one way to get rid of solicitors. I admit that I would never have thought of that.
I probably would’ve been cussing them out and using my veteran Marine brother to ‘deal with them’ if you know what I mean.
Pro tip: if you keep getting unsolicited phone calls threaten the caller. "Put me on your 'DO NOT CALL LIST' and if you call me again, I'm suing you for harassment."
Story 3: Yeah, if they're willing to burn a fence, then I don't doubt they'd go for the house too, all because their usual hangout spot was private property
Story 2 I would have called CPS in front of mom, reporting her for abandoning her kids at a neighbor's pool unsupervised
Story 1: Good on OP for keeping her cool during this ridiculous scene.
Story 2: The Karen Neighbor would have sued OP for allowing her toddler to drown. Lol. What a bad mother.
Story 3: Private Property means Private Property. Not "Oh, nobody's using it anyway" Also, vandalism because you don't get your way is disgusting.
Story 4: That company was harassing OP. She took the measures to get rid of them.
Story 5: Repeat Story, but I'll still post my thoughts. If you are visiting a place, you are in your best behavior. Period. If someone is asking you not to touch their stuff, you don't touch it. Period. Karen and her brat are lucky that the board didn't break, or that could have ended poorly.
The third story not only shows how selfishly entitled people are, but also how lazy they can be as well. If you balk at going a few hundred meters in an opposite direction then it's time to break out the walking DVD.
To the Yanks, 300 m ≈ 1.5 furlongs or 3/16 miles.
@@JamesDavy2009 990 feet, please, Mr. J. I've only heard of furlongs with respect to horseracing.
@@JamesDavy2009Mate, you have to use football fields or school buses to translate it to American.
The third story about people walking on the family member’s property thinking it was public reminded me of when my family were talking about the back lot behind my family cottage which my parents/grandparents owned. Years ago, primarily in the 90s I believe and maybe early 2000s, people at the near by trailer park, vacation and not permanent living (RV parking), would bring their 4-wheelers and fly around on our property like it was public access, the adults trying to warn them. I had never encountered it but I remember them talking about it and that they were forced to find an insurance policy that included off roading just in case they got injured on our property. As far as I know no one has gone off roading on the property in years but I am glad we were covered at the time
Story 3: It sounds like they're in Briton, with a tradition of public lands and public footpaths through private land, that are being lost and taken from them; in many prominent cases, the people pushing to maintain public access are the good guys.
So, when they're told, "no, this is our yard", they are not inclined to believe you or that you have the legal right. So, I think you need a community meeting to explain the situation, and might even preserve the new footpath if it's seriously more desirable than the one a few hundred meters away.
In Texas, the culture is very different. Trespassers get shot.
There are cases of public foot paths going through private property (I live in france), but either the public path was built before the land was bought so keeping up the public path was part of the contract (as it would likely reduce the price of the land), or the path was created with the agreement of the owners of the land. In both cases what's important is that the owners of the private land will be aware of the public path and consent to it being on their property. You won't find cases like this story where people just decided to make a "public" path on a private property and it becomes official and legal. So the only community talk I'd see relevant in this case is a warning once they install electric fence and / or buy guard dogs to make sure nobody trespasses anymore
Story 1 - In a way Karen’s BS with OP was the straw that broke the camel’s back on the GM’s patience as well as the police’s.
Makes me wonder if the Police and 911 have a list of Karens who are known to misuse the 911 call?
My ex got flagged for calling in a fake welfare check on our kids in an effort to harass me. He pissed the cops off on the wrong (very busy) night. 😂
Story 1: That lady was for sure looking to start something considering she was so fast to want a manager and pretend she was assaulted.
Story 3: sick and pathetic people. Hope they get the consequences to those actions.
Grandma's story, she needs a full time caretaker on the property since she can't maintain it. Overgrowth will eventually damage the house. If she can't get a caretaker, she should sell the land and move to town. That's what my mom did when dad got too sick to maintain the farm. It's sad to lose the place, but Grandma would be safer.
I agree at some point op needs to get his grandmother into a care facility.
I think OP or somebody had already moved in with their grandma, since it was mentioned that they got woken up also, but that grandma is probably easy/quick to wake up. Full time caretaker isn't a bad idea, but i think deadly guard dogs or cannibal security guard would do better...
Or they can also try to put up a sign saying, "trespassers will be prostituted"...
Story 3: find someone down on their luck, but willing to move onto the property full time, so that they can help keep it up and protected. Maybe someone who likes large dogs too? :)
I suggest a cannibal security guard or caretaker...
@@teslagod7221Aren’t they like required citizens in small town USA?
@@YeahNo not, sure, i just assume USA is land of the free and you can do whatever you want, as long as you pay alot of taxes...
story 2 "tell your mother no or she gets out " mother "my 2 year old is fine as i give permission to swim in your pool and if she drowns its your fault for no permission or supervision and you never asked"
Rec center Karen story: At least they were finally able to trespass the Karen. Better late than never. We know her daughter used to work there, I wonder if she was fired for some reason causing Karen's attitude.
Pool story: OP, I hope you have a fence with a gate that locks around your backyard. And if you don't have a camera to monitor your backyard, you need one. I strongly suspect EM is going to try to get her kids into your pool and leave them there when no one is home.
Private property story: If your grandmother is bed bound, doesn't she have a regular caregiver? It's time to hire someone to live-in full time, not only to care for grandma, but maybe someone who knows how to use a shotgun. Get her plenty of rock salt rounds.
Windows vs sick baby story: That was well done OP. Depending on the type of dogs you have I'd be training them to growl and lunge (not to actually hurt anyone) on command, with you saying you're about to let go of them. Works for my wife and daughter.
Beach Karen story: I'm surprised she didn't actually call the police just to cause OP trouble.
Karen must have been at least smart enough to know she'd get in trouble for a false report. Some Karens are SLIGHTLY smarter than others
Granny wasn’t bed bound. She just had a small accident when trying to chase the trespassers off.
Karen: "Ive got you on video! You'll get arrested and sued!"
Also Karen: "Wait... you have cameras / security cameras?!"
Story 4: I love that OP only used her powers for good. I probably would have done the thing when you've been sobbing and you have to take in a quick breath between each word as though you are fighting off a panic attack. Again, only used for good.
Story 2 - I agree with you, I hate people who push the blame on others and make them look like they’re the bad guys when they’re too lazy to watch their own kids and one of them is a Toddler.
Clearly these families don't really know each other. The mom was willing to trust a random stranger with her children's lives!
@@fdm2155 IKR?! Besides OP has the right to deny Karen’s toddler access to HER pool if Karen isn’t willing to watch her own child without even talking to OP first.
Yes, I honestly would have said something like oh no I said you could IF you're mommy came with you.
When my kids were little I would have been happy if they let the younger one swim too and I would be there because I did watch my kids I still do youngest is 14 so not as much watching now but I still know whereabouts of kid and such.
And the other story wow kids should Not grab or use stuff that doesn't belong to them without permission
That is Easy to teach a child!
Smh
Love ya Fluff!
A big issue here is that above-ground pools have vertical sides. There's no access other than a ladder that leaves you in 3 or 4 feet of water. A toddler can't be left to splash about in a shallow end because there IS none!
I was at a local lake once when a two-year-old went missing. Everyone was looking everywhere, until a diver told the distraught parents he had his gear with him, and would check the lake itself. In no time at all, he found the kid: he had tried to climb down the ladder of the dock, fallen backwards, and was hanging by his legs off the bottom rung. That was how a boy of two managed a ladder that led to 8-foot deep water. And this "mother" is content to leave her daughter of the same age unattended with little inflated floats?!?!
Think I would have replied with something like " Maybe if you're really lucky, you're mommy will buy a pool." Drop that crap right back in her lap and walk away.
Story 1: People in service and retail are not there to be the receptacle for anyone's misery, bad day, anger or bad juju. I am so sick of people dumping on them because they can't fight back because they are afraid of losing their job.
The benefits of working as a cleaner. People have tried that with me but I straight tell them to go F**k themselves as my company is a private company business. My boss doesn’t put up with entitled people.
Karen:I’m known by management for starting shit so let’s go for another round it’ll certainly work this time
I unintentionally scared off some Jehovah's Witnesses or other religious type solicitors by answering the door with our very large tabby cat draped around my neck. When she was relaxed both her front and hind paws would reach to my waist, and she loved pretending to be a scarf. Apparently this is considered a bit odd and seriously disconcerting.
Story 4: That is absolute gold.
Story 2: In that situation, I would have brought my phone with me to record the interaction. I know it's hard to think of that in the heat of the moment, but the red flags started when the kids kept coming back alone. This woman was fine with letting her two-year-old swim in a complete stranger's pool without any other adult she knew and trusted to help watch. And then OP describes her peeling out with her kids in the car. This is a woman who doesn't understand the responsibilities of being a parent, and I hope the neighborhood is keeping an eye on things.
Story 3: Slugs, Not Buckshot. Think they'd be brave enough to come back after hearing a Mossberg?
Story 4: I like the idea I've seen on other subreddits suggesting signs that state that the homeowner charges solicitors $50.00 a minute to bother them, and that this fee is payable in advance. Surprisingly, a few people who have used this approach report that they have seen a marked reduction in the number of solicitors knocking on their door.
I used to get some religious solicitors knocking on my door (don't ask which religion; I'm atheist and all cultists look alike to me). As I try to be polite, I normally entertain their spiels but give off enough "I'm not interested" vibes that they know that whatever paperwork they handed me is going straight to the recycle bin.
2 incidents stick out in my mind as particularly amusing;
First was I had just gotten back from grocery shopping in the middle of summer. I had finished bringing everything in from the car, and got things put away, but still had some rather large (want to say 4-6 pound) steaks to cut up and portion for freezing and that would wrap up my household duties for the day. Now, since I was hot, sweaty and my AC was not working well, I had taken off my shirt to help cool off. As I'm in my kitchen working with a large knife, I hear a knock at my door; now nobody comes by and does that except the HOA president to pass along some news or solicitors.
Deciding to have some fun, I don't bother cleaning up or anything, I go right to the door, bloody knife in hand and pull it open quickly and answered the door with the most cheerful "can I help you?" I could muster...the brief looks of confusion that they had filled me with joy as they were suddenly face to face with a half-naked fat man with a big knife covered in blood being all friendly and cheerful and not-at-all creepy. While they were calm and professional, I like to think that they decided to give my house a wide berth as I never saw them again.
The second incident happened started normal enough, but changed after they finished up their pitch. One of them noticed my shirt which had the text "I'm not an evil minion, I'm upper management" and asked me about it. I shrugged and told them that I found it amusing (I legit do like shirts silly/nerdy stuff on them)...which drifted into a short back-and-forth about philosophy and such, at which point I informed them that I was, in fact, Atheist. They asked about why I felt the way I did and I left them with:
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”; I let them know the source (A carving/writing on the walls of (what I thought, at the time, was) Auschwitz) and noted that a "good" or "just" god would not let something like that happen...which had me paraphrase Epicurus' statement on the topic (“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”)
...they had no rebuttal to that. I wished them a good day and I have not seem them ever again either.
I usually told them, if your god is all knowing, all powerful, and all present, then why does he need you as his PR team? Then kindly informed them that waking me up before noon was a great personal risk to them and to pass that message to the rest of their cultists.
@@meh2510
HAH! That's a good one! I'll have to remember that the next time any of them try getting me to sign up for their BS
I would personally hire a particularly angry Poltergeist to scare them off once and for all, but I understand that's not something most people can do, especially with how steep the cost can be
Karens number first symptom is being criminally insane.
I’ve never tangled with solicitors but I have dealt with Jehovah’s Witnesses and I yelled at them because they were making me late for work (true story). I told my mom and she said to tell them that we are a military support family because every generation has served in the services and my brother was currently in the Marines at the time. They came back, I told what mom said to say and they never came back.
I had one guy tell me I had to repent of my military service. After I said, "I'm not going to do that", they left me alone there. They came back to see me a time or two at the new place, but when they found out I was working third shift they left me alone there too.
@@alflyover4413 Thank you for your service. People like that make me sick and angry.😡
Lunch time with Fluff yes ... I will have lunch with fluff anytime 😊❤. Great stories
Story 1: Nice to see a manager who has the employees back and tells them they don't have to deal with crazy people,I like how he was honest and said they didn't get paid enough for that,.
WOOT it's that time of the day. Happy Hump day Early crew!
WOOOO
3rd story, Multiple “No Soliciting” signs work wonders. If they show up anyway, point out the signs, then call non-emergency if necessary. Also, with a Ring doorbell you can talk to door ringers through the app.
I’m so glad to hear that people are standing up to these Karen’s and their antics - so many times people are way too nice!
Story 2: Classic "Give an inch" post. OP offers her daughter's friend to swim, and Karen decided to make this a free babysitting opportunity.
OP only invited her daughter's friend because of the lack of a drowning risk
Story 3 - this is where shot guns come into play. The owners have that right to shoot on site, ESPECIALLY if the trespassers have been warned MULTIPLE times; those CCTV cameras can back the owners up on their rights to shoot first and ask questions later.
This may be "harsh" - but no one should f*ck with family, INCLUDING an elderly that can't defend herself
I'm inclined to agree. The moment they were potentially caught on tape discussing how to brake in and what to steal, and police are doing nothing, the gloves are off...
Unless it's in the UK, then you'd have to make do with an air rifle and/or a guard dog.
I was listening to you while driving to work and I saw not just one but 3 deer and it was a mamma and her two babies walking across the road 😭 so cute.
Door to door sales and telephone sales (both rarely happen nowadays) - I do what a friend told me about, tell them you don't own the place and can't speak for the landlord. They tend to go away.
For the 3rd story, I'd check local and state regulations to see what's legal to plant on private property. And if it's allowed, plant poison ivy all the way around the perimeter in a 5 foot swath.
Oh you're too itchy to go to work for a week? Guess you shouldn't have trespassed into my ornamental ivy garden...
Plus put peach juice on the tree bark to attract hornets and give them time to make a nest. Those trespassers won’t like their stings.
Poison ivy's not good enough. Try hogweed. The poison from that is photoreactive and will make you blister badly.
Just post a “No Soliciting” sign and trespass their company
They don’t read signs, they’ll still trespass regardless unfortunately.
@@KnightDarkness-bv1eiwell, that's no excuse when they get sued... 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I got a no soliciting sign and have had solicitors be like "we weren't sure if your sign applied to us"
Story 1: That woman clearly has no friends or social life if she resorts to bully employees. And all because she thinks she owns the place since her daughter knew her manager. I'm glad she was banned, but I KNOW she will try to come back and will eventually be arrested.
Story 2: That woman is likely the reason her daughter has no friends. And the fact that she was willing to let her daughter drown makes me think that she secretly resents her daughters' existence. Maybe the second child was an unwanted pregnancy. CPS should have been called.
Story 3: They most likely want the grandma to die so that they can say "see, now it's no longer private property; let us do what we want". These people have clearly never been told 'no'. I agree, guard dogs AND an electric fence would be the solution.
Story 4: That solicitor company is clearly trying to fulfill a quota of houses and OP's is the only one left. Glad that she traumatized those workers.
Story 5: Another case of an entitled family who is used to getting their way and cannot stand being in the wrong. Sadly, I think the kid IS gonna grow up like his mother since she CLEARLY approves of his bratty behavior.
I used to be a manager I would never ever let somebody talk to my employees that way since I’m pretty good at social cues. I can usually tell when somebody’s trying to start a problem right away and my employees do not get paid enough to deal with that, so I usually handle it.
Story 3: Build another fence and cover it completely with both poison oak and poison ivy as well as many thorn bushes inside the fence that have motion detections and would loud buzzing noises whenever someone got too close. (Because if rashes don't scare them off, angry bees will.)
Back in the landline only days, my grandpa would gets several calls a day from solicitors. They would continue to call even when he told them not to. He did not have an answering machine so the phone would just ring and ring. Eventually, his favorite thing to do was to tell them to hold on for a second as he had a pot boiling on the stove or someone was at the door or he had to let the dog in, etc. He wouldn’t give them a chance to respond, lay the phone down, and never come back. If you aren’t aware, back then it took a minute or two for the call to disconnect if one party hadn’t hung up the phone on their end. So the solicitors would wait for a few minutes for grandpa to return and then try to hang up to disconnect the call but couldn’t get their line free. He routinely wasted 5-10 minutes of their time per call. Gradually, the calls tapered off. He was retired so he had a lot of time to go to war with those jerks.
In story 1, i hope trhe mother put the 2 yo in a car seat. Otherwise I would be calling CPS.
Karen Mom: She has floaties on, she'll be okay.
15:40 ... go buy a sign "No Solicitors" with smaller wording "Trespassers Will be Prosecuted".
Then record each time a company comes to your door. IF they ring the bell or knock in order to sell anything, that is soliciting and therefore trespassing. They get that one notice (which is on the door) before you can call the police for trespassing/harassment.
My grandma put up with solicitors until she put up that exact sign on the door. It's no a large sign, but easy to see when it is near the doorbell button. Since putting up the sign she had zero solicitors. Apparently they know the law and do not want themselves and the company sued for harassment.
S2. Parents got a pool set up and we're enjoying with a couple of neighbour kids. Mum heard a knocking on the door and there was 2 boys at the door. Absolutely no idea who the hell they were. Turns out their mum had spotted our pool from their house and sent them. We did not know them from a blade of grass. It was a military community and other wives told mum that the woman had a habit of sending her kids off to random people to look after them. It got to the point that the senior ranking soldier reported it to the COs office and got her shut down via her husband.
3rd story. I have access to 3 acres. It’s big enough to scatter the holes.
3 acres ≡ 0.3 square furlongs
Yard Story: Take the Camera Footage to the Police and PRESS CHARGES!
Put in Motion Activated Lights on the outside so when these bastards step foot on the grounds, the lights snap on and let the neighbourhood know they're Trespassing again...
If I was OP, I'd put in 3 chainlink fences, the first would be 7 feet tall placed 1 inch inside the Property Line and have coils of Concertina Wire strung along the top...
The second would be 4 feet tall and placed 9 inches inside the Property Line, have 3 strands of Razor Wire strung along the length of the top and be energized with 200,000 Volts of electricity...
The third would be 7 feet tall and placed 17 inches inside the Property Line...
There would be 8 inches of space between each fence to reduce the chances of a person being able to touch the live fence accidentally...
The first and third fences would be liberally plastered with WARNING ELECTRIC FENCE signs and the outer fence would also have TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN signs in between the Electric Fence signs...
I would also buy a Saiga 12-Guage magazine Fed Semi-Automatic Shotgun and load the Magazines with 4 rounds of deer slugs topped with 1 round of rock salt (so the salt shell is loaded first) the my 2-5th ready magazines would be loaded exclusively with deer slugs...
My first shot would be aimed roughly 3 inches below your belt buckle...
Any additional shots would be aimed Center-of-Mass (i.e. at the heart & lungs) on the theory that if a 12-Guage Rock Salt Castration didn't stop you, blowing your heart out through you spine will...
For those wondering about it, a Saiga for all intents and purposes, it's an AK-47 chambered for 12-Guage Shotgun Shells which means, while it may not be the most accurate Shotgun (and who needs extreme accuracy with buckshot), it will take all kinds of abuse (dust, sand, mud etc.) and keep working perfectly...being magazine fed, they're also VERY fast to reload and while 7 round magazines (5 round if Civilian owned) are the usual, there are also 24 round drum mags for it too...
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Large dog are intimidating but the little ones are who you have to look out for, I have had both. I had a 111 pound German Shepard who got bullied by a one pound ferret and I had a Min Pin that was maybe 10 or 12 pounds that tried to fight a neighbor's Great Dane. She lived to 20 years and was that way her whole life. 😮
With the solicitors, it reminded me of when I was much younger. My parents were in positions of authority at our Baptist church, and the local 7th Day Adventists knew it. I was tired of them coming 'round - usually with a newbie in tow - to debate doctrine with my folks (who were too nice to turn them away), so one day they came to the door when I - a mid-teens VERY hairy male - was home alone. I was JUST about to step into the shower, so came to the door in a towel. I invited them in and said I was just about to perform my own prayers, and they were welcome to join me. So I lit the fire my dad always had ready in the fire place, took down a little wooden carving I bought for my folks while on a retreat to the Philipines, and took off the towel. They were out the door before I'd done more than mumbled incoherently while kneeling butt-nekid in front of the fire.
All I could do was smile several months later when at dinner one evening my dad asked my mom if she'd seen those nice young men recently from "that other church". He never found out why they stopped coming by because I didn't want to ruin my reputation of being "the saintly child". LOL
Yay! Fluff’s back!
Story 3: Definitely up the security but as it's well known by now that people are trespassing and breaking down the fence (as well as threatening to break in and/or set the place on fire) you should be able to ask for police surveillance on the property (depending on where you live). Could also look into private security for a time just to catch them in the act of trespassing.
My former husband and I very nicely had the window salesman come inside, had several children in that day, running around, we just let them run around, that salesman was there for over an hour, we acted interested had him show us the different kinds of windows, generally wasted his time when one of the children’s parent came, we finally told the man that we appreciated his time but really didn’t need new windows, never had that problem again
3rd story: At that point, along with cameras, I would add motion activated lights around a 10 foot fence with barbed wire at the top. Closer to the house, I would add motion activated alarms.
Mom needs a medical alert system also activated by house alarms. The Superiors of the non-helpful cops need to be informed of all of these problems.
Story 4 - "No Solicitation" signage on your gates means they are immediately trespassing should they enter your yard. On top of that if you have told the same company in the past not to keep bothering you also means that they are harassing. So call the police the moment they keep coming. Otherwise go the more threatening route with a baseball bat or a gun in hand. Let them call the police themselves about you looking threatening and then you tell the police the constant harassment by them and their company.
Last story: It's a shame OP's friend didn't record the beach interaction with a phone camera.
Reminder everyone, inform your water company when you're filling a pool so they don't charge you sewage, and in some cases there's company's who specifically fill pools with already treated, ready to swim water, usually faster and cheaper than filling yourself too.
In our city you have to be issued a permit to solicity door-to-door. I always ask them if they have the permit. I also have a No Soliciting sign on my door-it lists my exceptions such as Amazon, chocolate and girl scout cookies. So no matter what the solicitor says about having a permit, I ask if he can read. I then point out my sign and tell them that it is legal and they can be arrested if they ignore a No Soliciting sign. Then I close the door!!!!
Amazon isn't soliciting, they are delivering. UPS, FedEx, USPS, the florist, the pizza delivery guy ... NOT soliciting.
@@Highly-censored Basically, "No solicitors (deliveries excepted)".
@@JamesDavy2009 Deliveries are not solicitations.
@@Highly-censored Not all crazy Yanks can tell the difference; and that's assuming they read the sign.
@JamesDavy2009 Oh, I like the ones who tell me, "I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just want to make you aware of the stuff we offer." And "We want to ask about the things you like to buy." Sheesh. Seriously, if you aren't delivering something I ordered, don't knock!
# 4 she used the Karen to destroy the Karens, what a personality growth, from using it for bad to using it for good, real hero story
Story 1,
Karen: water,
Me: fire, air, earth. Long time ago the four nations lived in harmony, that was till the fire nation attacked...
A person of culture, I see.
What the solicitor OP should have done is put up a "no soliciting sign" and sign up for the Do Not Knock registry. At that point, any solicitors who do show up are subject to criminal and civil penalties, including trespassing and harassment.
In the latter part of the 1980s, I moved into a new-to-me apartment in the city. I worked nights, and slept what most folks call mornings, but the newness of the apartment had me curious about answering when the doorbell button was pushed.
My apartment was one of six in my cluster, and there were seven clusters. There was an outside door, with the panel of doorbell buttons beside it.
So, one Saturday morning, I was trying to sleep, and I heard my doorbell. I groggily made myself somewhat presentable, went down to the outer door, and was greeted by a couple.
"Hi, I'm Barney, and this is Betty, and we're from Kingdom Hall down the street. We'd like to discuss..."
I cut them off with a curt, "I'm not a religious person, leave me alone," and turned back to climb the stairs to my apartment.
The following Saturday morning, someone else ringing my doorbell. In a grumpy mood, but still wondering who was bothering me, I went downstairs, and encountered a different couple.
"Hey, I'm Fred, this is Wilma, we're from Kingdom Hall down the street..."
I cut them off with, "Hey, is mine the first doorbell that someone has answered?" looking around as if nervous. "I heard that one of my neighbors is in one of those cults that favors human sacrifice. I read up on that cult, and they really favor Jehovah's Witnesses as sacrificial offerings."
The two of them looked at me with one great big eye like in the cartoons, with four little dots of their lenses.
I was in that apartment for a dozen years, but never had a Jehovah's Witness ring my doorbell again.
#3 ... the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
#4 I believe solicitor is what the Brits call their lawyer. 🤔
*Re: People coming to one's door, REPEATEDLY!*
*ERECT an easily read sign at the Street end of your access path, which reads:*
(Use _ONLY_ the _BOLD_ text.)
*NO SOLICITORS!*
(Sellers of "things.")
*_ALSO:_*
*NO PROSELYTIZERS!*
("Sellers" of religion.)
*THIS SHOULD "DO THE TRICK!"*
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story 1 wouldnt she get introuble regardless if dropped cause she made a police report about assult and lied about it?
Probably could have, but the cops would have needed to be motivated to do that. They probably had better things to do and didn’t want to deal with her more than they needed to. Especially if the “victims” didn’t want to press charges. If charges had been pressed they probably would have tacked it on.
Trespassers: the proper two words are Bear Traps :)
I just tell salesmen, I'm just a renter. The owner lives out of state...
Story 4 -- have you ever heard of a no soliciting sign? Solicitors will be prosecuted?
Story 4: i found a way to fill water balloons with mayo, and I too get door2door solicitors trying to tell me their crap, so I take one from the fridge go upstairs to were I can see them, and nail them with a wad of pterodactyl guano and shout "hippity hoppity, get off my property"
12:33 After putting up “No trespassing” signs on our family’s property, we had signs torn down, increased vandalism, and even a death threat
It's bad when an 8 year old knows your behavior is inappropriate and manipulative.
Good Evening from Holland! Happy to see a new DarkFluff video!!
Story 4 reminds me of my friend's sister. They're Jehova's Witnesses, and one place, the mom reacted almost the same, except she had the screaming baby in her arms so my friend's sister quickly offered to take the baby so the mom could get a shower. She ended up staying there for two hours, almost missing our BBQ and when my friend's sister got married last year, the mom and her baby (now 4 and free of ear infections) were there too 😅
Story 3: A quote comes to mind.
"God blesses this house, my gun protects it."
Story 2: To toddler: I'm sorry that your mom wants you to DIE in my pool (then look at Karen with a 'this is what you did' look) I do not play game when it comes to child safety.
Story 3: Well I don't care how long you have been committing crimes...they are still illegal. They threatened Arson & Murder. This is one reason Castle Doctrine exists here in the States.
Story 4: I had the same problem but then I used Google translate to print out "NO SOLICITORS" in every single language offered...put the paper in a clear bag on the door. Worked great!
Story 1: If I was OP I would be going to the cops to ask that she be charged with filing a false police report and misuse of emergency services. The cops didn't charge Karen because they did not want to have to do the paperwork. And Karen will just continue on her way to torment someone else. So thanks to those cops Karen will continue to terrorize other places.
Story 3: After they burnt the signs there would be no question about what I would do, but I can't say what I'd do as it would violate youtube's rules, get me banned from here and probably get me on a watch list though I am probably already on quite a few so far.
If no one can prove something happened then it didn't happen.
Story 4: I had trouble with some 7th day Adventists that just would not stop coming. So I got a bible from the Dollar store, burnt the bible partially, and made a tiny alter that I put the burnt bible on. The 7th day people never came back after they saw my alter.
Similar to story 5: I live on beach front property that is on a PRIVATE road, but every year we always have to deal with the idiots from the cities who come out to the rural areas and think that they can just park/walk wherever they please. But things have gotten better since I made a big no trespassing sign that looks like it has been shot by a shotgun and I painted a few red person shaped figures with large Xs on them on the sign.
The second story makes me so angry. I live in Australia and a lot of people have backyard swimming pools. Every year toddlers drown or have near misses. No small child is ever save near water, without close adult supervision. They drown quickly and silently.
Story 3: why two words when there's one word that's even MORE effective:
**GUN.**
S2: "Looks more like I ruined YOUR day, huh?"