its funny you say that when liberals own more registered guns then conservatives. Cali for example. the most liberal state. has 11million more registered gun owners then Texas.
You obviously missed what make this person a genius, I feel sorry for you. I guess you are the kind of person that doesn't know genius if it hit you in the face with enough force to put you on your arse!
Who else noticed that they changed the names of the guns are changed for copyright issues since the Luger is called the Kruger and the 1911 is called the 1912
I think this is the, what, 7th night in a row that your videos are the last thing I watch before i go to sleep? I love them so much, the perfect mixture of chaos and serenity. Keep up the good work.
I love how this channel is based on gameplay, not commentary, but you throw in the occasional voice line/meme like when you put the “mlg” effect after the “trick” reload. Def. subbed.
U I love ur videos. Ur movements are enough to make me laugh xD I also love it when u do funny little things like with the whiskey. Keep up the good work U! (And I mean U like in the name Yu. It's ur nickname now)
27:07 Who else had been screaming *"THERE'S ANOTHER SHIELD!!! **_TO YOUR BLOODY RIGHT MAN, THE RIIIIIIGGGGHTTTT!!!_* at the monitor for at least 3 minutes before he noticed it at the end of the section there? 😂😂😂
Taking us one step closer to C̛͎̣͓̊͒͑A͊̓ͫͪ̄͏͉R̩̠̩͍̈̎̏D̰͕̤̘̭͑͂I̙̟̦̼͙̗ͧ͐͗Â̸̻̽͒͑C͙̦̲͕͓ͬ̀ ̯͚͓͖̺ͯͧ̔͌A̲R͋̐ͧR̡͖͓͓̤ͮͅE͈͙̜̟̝ͮͦ̍̓S̗̝̳̝͈͉̍̋̍͂͌Tͥ is a lot more American than I thought it would be
30:25 NO! DO NOT DO IT! REMEMBER YOU ARE COSMONAUT! YOU SERVE FOR MOTHERLAND! DO NOT HIT COMRADE! Edit: WAIT. "It's a shame he doesn't drown"-Dog. So wait, is Comrade okay? YAY!!
I love how this game seems to be a parody of how americans are so obsessed with their guns, and that’s bad. But totally fails in it’s duty because it reinforces how awesome guns are.
Imagine how rich the family in the video has to be if every time they turn on and off a light they shoot it 5:21 they would have to constantly get a new bulb I mean they’re not too expensive but it will add up
First question is gender, picks both. Stfu is boy or girl, or both?Criminal activity, picks both. He done crimes before? Love your vids though they funny as hell
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34:48 "Hey, I think she likes you... And from the look of your concealed carry, you like her too!"
I have no words...
Seth Begley that was my reation too
Not gonna lie she's the sexiest cardboard cardboard cut out I've ever seen, and my conceal carry proves it ;D.
noobshrine whos wouldnt and why keep whiskey from a child thats very bad im sad now
im gonna rename my glock to that. ifyouknowwhatimean
That’s America for you
These "No commentary" videos are great, even without speaking they act so sassy
Senpai noticed me
i guess I am quite off topic but do anyone know a good website to watch newly released series online?
@Grey Archer lately I have been using Flixzone. You can find it on google :)
@Kenneth Jesiah Definitely, have been using flixzone for since march myself :D
@Kenneth Jesiah Thank you, signed up and it seems to work :D I really appreciate it!!
As an American, I can confirm the accuracy of this game.
Same here too
murica FUCK YEAH
with love from one of your vessels/slave/allie country
colombia
As a Texan I can double confirm (Texas=America x2) lol
Samuel Woodward I also confirm the content
Yep especial the farther in the midwest ypu are
>what Europe thinks America is like
I fuckin wish
Dem Peepers I wish
Dem Peepers it used 2 be like this, only thing is there were 98% less guns
No thats wrong
I for eropa
I'm 100% sure that this is just STFUs pre-recorded life.
How did you get footage of my childhood?
XD
This is all our childhoods what you talking about
Lol
wat
I’m Half Canadian & half American
The gun god exists in multiple games apparently...
All hall gun god
You seem to get nervous around cardboard girls, champ.
She's not just cardboard, she's my waifu
Destruction 100
@@BlackoutBlakeOfficialYT r/wooosh
@@BlackoutBlakeOfficialYT well, I'm bored and second I just found this video.
This game looks like what would happen if stfu was a vr game dev. All about guns, America, and plenty of innuendos
no, just the guns. also the gun gods would be in there somewhere, also zombies, lots of zombies
and beer
those shakey hands come from lack of whisky
Justsomebiggerman2 no, from lack of OIL
That bolt action rifle design made my head hurt.
I KNOW! ONLY A LEFT HAND SHOOTER WOULD HAVE THE BOLT ON THAT SIDE!
"Did you hear the joke about the baseball? It will leave you in Stitches!"
best dad 2018
OMFG WHYYYYY
I dont get the joke, then it hit me.
@@st4ndg4mes87 I see what you did there
*sees kitchen* Oh god, it’s Job simulator again
Eccept with guns, shit....
Sergeant Serendipity .s
(Sponsor)
Kitchen Grenade now comes with the family pack!
even better
Brilliant idea for a channel. Even without commentary so much personality shows. Keep up the good work.
Sponsored by: Kitchen gun! Now used by every american housewife!
BANG BANG BANG
@@josemanuelchavesbussi1098 GOODBYE DIRT!
@@nickkelley9139 RUSTY TAPS!?!
BANG BANG BANG
I love you kitchen gun
Sink Gun
Badass baby reloads 2 clips in slomo with out touching them 10/10
American checklist:
Guns: √
Beer: √
Song of Murica: √√√
American Simulator Complete
but no mention of God? their love of God is almost as big as their love of guns! and they both start with G!
Matt E oh of course,how could I forget?
Far cry 5?
GamingDemon 12 forgot oil
iTheGeek not really
Only 7 minutes in and a baby can use bullet time to reload. Who needs hands when time morphs around your guns need to reload?
Your aim has convinced me your an ex military sniper
Craig Boone, everybody.
and convinced me that he has a problem :P
*sips beer* Ahhhhh....Nothing says america more than oil, Freedom, and overwhelmin firepower.
wolfsmaul-GER OH NO!! WE LOST HIM
Quinn Greenlee OH MY GO-
Kirb MERCA!
In the distance....... (quiet US national anthem)
AUTOMATIC WEAPONRY!!!!!
this game is a gun safety nightmare
and the NRA's wet dream
Matt E Take an NRA training course and say that.
corporal grif California is trembling
its funny you say that when liberals own more registered guns then conservatives.
Cali for example. the most liberal state. has 11million more registered gun owners then Texas.
Keller weskier Because there’s more people in it?
Here's a quote
"Guns kill me"
"Me kill guns"
The end
Guns don't kill people. Guns kill guns.
*nailed it*
You Sir/Madam are an absolute genius - do not stop doing it.
You obviously missed what make this person a genius, I feel sorry for you. I guess you are the kind of person that doesn't know genius if it hit you in the face with enough force to put you on your arse!
Wait a minute. They said 90% high fructose corn syrup but 20% horse meat...
And it all adds up to 110% American! *(salutes)*
Let's STFU and Play Yes it is my Silent friend. Also thanks
Caped Baldy And the math is what you noticed about that?
Jace Hinton Yeah...what about else is wrong with it?
That's American math alright.
“Are you on any terrorist watch lists?”
“Yeah, probably”
FBI VAN: oh shit, he knows
No, not the American dream. It’s fookin Texas simulator
Viscera Gaming yes but we call ourselves Texans, not Americans. There is a difference, and God bless Samuel colt!
sometimes you just need a little more gun.
"Has the stopping power of a pea thrown by a anemic child" lmfao I'm so happy this game has a sense of humor
sees hammer and sickel
*COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES*
YES COMRADE!
I joined
No communism here in the American dream
Communism on American soil! Lethal force authorized!
Wait hold on how about If you guys love half Democracy and half Communism Introducing the brand new YUGOSLAVIA
17:44 I lost it. I havent laughed that hard in a good while.
"how many bullets are there in a standard Carter 1912 magazine?" *Reloads and fires casually to count shots*
"That's a nice gun you have there"
I T ' S 8 I N C H E S
Well i guess i have a job at the Carneval.
Yeah waiting till someone drop me into the water 😂😂
8:13 the American school system in action circa 2018
Each bite taking you 2 steps closer to a *CARDIAC ARREST*
Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre
Mind blown
My life has new meaning.
19:06
I was expecting a flash bang fallowing into the spongebob “MY EYES!!!!” Bit lol
Buddy Washington is a reverse Andrew Ryan lmao
No joke, I was just about to suggest this game.
Did you read my mind?!?!?!?!?
“By the look of your *concealed carry* , you like her too!”
Who else noticed that they changed the names of the guns are changed for copyright issues since the Luger is called the Kruger and the 1911 is called the 1912
I just thought of that
Cajun Crawford well of course
the magic of copyright
Matt E too true
and the Springfield the Simpson xD
I think this is the, what, 7th night in a row that your videos are the last thing I watch before i go to sleep? I love them so much, the perfect mixture of chaos and serenity. Keep up the good work.
This is the Kruger 1918, it has the stopping power of a pea thrown by an anemic child!
Nearly died laughing. Truly American right here!
Love how you press both gender options just to keep your identity a secret
I won't be shocked if parent groups take this game seriously
So I want to say as much as it’s funny to joke around, I want to say I think this has a bigger message behind it
guys this is how antigun lobbyist thinks Americas like
Idk what those are but probably
Welcome to 2020 where every body have a gun and then die!
I love how this channel is based on gameplay, not commentary, but you throw in the occasional voice line/meme like when you put the “mlg” effect after the “trick” reload. Def. subbed.
Its safe to say you have no future as a line cook .
That instant replay is awesome dude!
I want to see Soviet dream
Factory work and Kalashnikovs.
It's basically the American dream, just with less freedom and more bear wrestling
YES COMRADE! :D
Vodka
Living in gulags
‘You don’t want to buy candy! Candy is a choking hazard and hundreds of children die by them each year’ is the hand’s down best line in this game
You're awesome with guns and videos. Glad I came across your channel.
When u cant get the booze.......... (;-;)
wolfsmaul-GER And then drink to that perfect shot...lol
U I love ur videos. Ur movements are enough to make me laugh xD I also love it when u do funny little things like with the whiskey. Keep up the good work U! (And I mean U like in the name Yu. It's ur nickname now)
27:07 Who else had been screaming *"THERE'S ANOTHER SHIELD!!! **_TO YOUR BLOODY RIGHT MAN, THE RIIIIIIGGGGHTTTT!!!_* at the monitor for at least 3 minutes before he noticed it at the end of the section there? 😂😂😂
Me - while editing and proof-watching these vids - at least once per video.
the way he was panicking while making the burgers made me lose my shi he went from doing cool ass shit to WTF DO I DO PLS HELP
Check your Vive base stations, they may be vibrating and causing the shaking controllers. Also check if you still have the plastic peel on them.
Bassem Boustany His hands are shakey, as are mine
Keep doing what your doing and you'll get recognized. Your funny even without talking
this here is the kruger it has the power of a pea thrown by an anemic child. well that made my day
Taking us one step closer to C̛͎̣͓̊͒͑A͊̓ͫͪ̄͏͉R̩̠̩͍̈̎̏D̰͕̤̘̭͑͂I̙̟̦̼͙̗ͧ͐͗Â̸̻̽͒͑C͙̦̲͕͓ͬ̀ ̯͚͓͖̺ͯͧ̔͌A̲R͋̐ͧR̡͖͓͓̤ͮͅE͈͙̜̟̝ͮͦ̍̓S̗̝̳̝͈͉̍̋̍͂͌Tͥ is a lot more American than I thought it would be
Coming back to this series because I’m sick and need a laugh. Well done
Andrew Ryan would be proud of the opening monologue
wana go to the carnival?
dog:first date!
2 years later:first date!
2:35
"FBI, OPEN UP!"
😂 I just wanted to see some gameplay but this guy is pretty funny.
Buddy Washington for president!
The background check should have just been
:Where you born in America?
:yes
Congratulations you are able to participate in the American dream!
Whisky: exist
Let’s stfu and play: TARGET AQUIRED
the American dream, brought to you by the American rife association.
*Deedle, Deedle, Dee*
17:51, that's all I'm saying
30:25 NO! DO NOT DO IT! REMEMBER YOU ARE COSMONAUT! YOU SERVE FOR MOTHERLAND! DO NOT HIT COMRADE!
Edit: WAIT. "It's a shame he doesn't drown"-Dog. So wait, is Comrade okay? YAY!!
This is why I subbed 0:00-45:13
as someone who hates gameplay videos, i enjoy your playstyle. you show a lot of character without saying a word, and it makes me smile.
Am I seriously the only one that noticed the hilarious Australian super heroes? Lol
I love how this game seems to be a parody of how americans are so obsessed with their guns, and that’s bad. But totally fails in it’s duty because it reinforces how awesome guns are.
The baby however receives blanks, little Timmy isn't ready for the .50 yet
(True fact) 1947: there shall be no games about guns for childeren
2018: *This video*
The perfect way to solving a problem 10:18
The whole time you played this I had the song "my oh my this American pie"
I like guns.
Dalton Chew me too. I love them.
You can feel the stress and frustration hahahahha i usually like commentsry but this is brilliant haha
You just gained another subscriber, im crying 😂😂😂
Imagine how rich the family in the video has to be if every time they turn on and off a light they shoot it 5:21 they would have to constantly get a new bulb I mean they’re not too expensive but it will add up
I have never been this amused. You so funny.
Remember the first rule in gun safety is to always have fun
As an American I can confirm this is what my daily life is.
that calibration video was the best fucking thing ive ever seen
34:53 I can tell by your concealed carry you like her too 😂😂😂
I love the hand motions. They made me chuckle a lot. :)
First question is gender, picks both. Stfu is boy or girl, or both?Criminal activity, picks both. He done crimes before? Love your vids though they funny as hell
Proliteriat never died
And this(sniping with shaking hands) is why you should never drink,kids :P
"It's a shame he doesn't drown!" Woah, that's like, fuckin' mean
Dog: have you handled any firearmYou: (looks at controllers which looks like guns) yes
American dream:yeeee i use the guns
Turks dream:yeee i use ma kebab sword
This is the most patriotic game i have ever seen. what they are missing are eagle screeches.
27:08 the dog said: Hey hey hey look who got a date this wekkend.While they got 2 *years* later together on carnival....Seems legit.
Why can't anyone make S.T.A .L.K.E.R VR?
Sir Potoo why don't you do it
Dude I still go to elementary, what do you honestly expect?
Sir Potoo we’ll get out of elementary
I love the amount of realness in this...
Just got back from playing bioshock this is good refence.