"I belive my friend here has a proposal for you!" "...Wait, what?" *violently shaking head* "Why yes! I will marry you!" "Wait wait wait..." "alright! she said yes!" *shock* ... "No thank you."
Ahh the American Dream, where you are morally obligated to marry the first woman who dates you for more than a week out of fear that you’ll spend the rest of your life alone. It really is what makes America so great.
Well it technically isn’t a Chicago Typewriter, that would be the Thompson M1928. What you get in the game is a Thompson M1A1 (the WW2 variant) which is actually incapable of using drum magazines because it lacks the additional locking mechanism that the older Thompsons had. The military didn’t see the point in bulky, heavy, complicated, and expensive drums so they decided to remove the secondary mag catch to further simplify the smg. That said, getting a classic Tommy would have been great!
wasn't that the joke? i mean the whole "put the safty on" checks for safety, doesn't find it... does a oh well head tilt. is that whole joke choreographed
I can’t help but wonder, seeing how every other character besides you and Good Boy is cardbord, is supposed to be a sort of “parody of a parody”. Ya know, like pointing out how over the top satire is with quite literally flat one-dimenstional characters.
@@LetsSTFUandPlay Just cause everyone scept you and the Evil Doggo are literally cardboard. Yeah, I know, it’s more cause it’s supposed to be some sort of ride.
unless you mean your quiet in bed id get that foreskin swelling checked out!!! :D also doesnt the one bullet effectively mean your infertile? even if it does come out with some force... on that note due to the long range nature of the Barret does that mean you mostly splert on rather than in? id go on but i don't think you put that much thought into your joke
im an asshole for sure and couldn't stop myself dissecting his joke it was just too funny. question am i wrong? 1st time the person didn't get the joke 2nd time the joke was to easy to twist as his expence and you called me salty.......
AnD1262 I’ll be honest, I have no idea what I meant by that. I guess it can mean anything you want it to. Perhaps it means that I’m silent but deadly, or maybe I just have a nice rifle.
14:55 is when I broke down into laughter for over 10 minutes straight. I couldn't breath and I couldn't go forward. I don't know why, but it was so goddamn funny
Its been awhile since I laughed so hard I cried but after Washington took the time to explain proper table manners 20:20 caught me so off guard lmao amazing.
Yes there really is a cheese specialty that has maggots in it. Generally they are not allowed to sell it officially. You want try it you need to know someone that makes it themselves. Or just have a guide with you that asks a traditional restaurant owner the right questions. ;)
Obviously the Carter 1912 is basically a ripoff of the M1911(a1), the Johnson SMG is the Thompson, and the Steinburg is probably a Mossburg though the actual gun is the Winchester 1897 (Trench (Shot)gun).
*ignores the direction spoken to him as to tactically reload to increase speed and production and continues firing until out of ammo* OCD: Fuck you. Dog/Narrator: Fuck me. Me: Well maybe I’ll stfu and continue watching the vid.
Lone Wanderer if you could just sign here with your blood ^^ and accept the god Emperor of Mankind as your lord and saviour. Your other options are being seen as a heretic and as an enemy of the empire of man.
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"I belive my friend here has a proposal for you!"
"...Wait, what?"
*violently shaking head*
"Why yes! I will marry you!"
"Wait wait wait..."
"alright! she said yes!"
*shock*
...
"No thank you."
So true
I like how he actually gets up and leaves! 😂
DOUBLE SHOCK!
Ahh the American Dream, where you are morally obligated to marry the first woman who dates you for more than a week out of fear that you’ll spend the rest of your life alone. It really is what makes America so great.
couldn't say it any better
Well you did say that you were both a male and female in the beginning so you were both king and queen.
I love how, even without commentary, you have a great sense of humor, and a defined personality
That's bs. You got your very own Chicago Typewriter, but didnt even get a drum magazine.
Seth Begley ikr
A Chicago typewriter without a drum magazine isn't a gun.
Andy Genschoreck exactly
Well it technically isn’t a Chicago Typewriter, that would be the Thompson M1928. What you get in the game is a Thompson M1A1 (the WW2 variant) which is actually incapable of using drum magazines because it lacks the additional locking mechanism that the older Thompsons had. The military didn’t see the point in bulky, heavy, complicated, and expensive drums so they decided to remove the secondary mag catch to further simplify the smg.
That said, getting a classic Tommy would have been great!
jokes on him that model of shotgun doesn't have a safety.
wasn't that the joke? i mean the whole "put the safty on" checks for safety, doesn't find it... does a oh well head tilt. is that whole joke choreographed
AnD1262 -- salty much? Ever hear of something called.. oh i dunno.. *sarcasm* ?
i never knew repeating a joke as if you didn't get it was sarcasm i remeber that for future reference
I feel like this is going to take an extremely dark turn
Mayhaps
Oh my god, those voice clips you edit in are the fucking best! Keep it up, man!
That beginning clip summarizes most of STFU’s actions
I wish getting a girlfriend, and living a happy life with the aforementioned girlfriend was this easy.
Have you tried just shooting at women with a gun? If this game is anything to go by, should work wonders...
oh. well i might just give that a try after spring break is over.
Elliot, nooooooo!
But you'll kill her.
@@LetsSTFUandPlay instructions unclear: currently serving life for murder
Of coarse you’re the prom king AND queen, you pressed both buttons at the beginning!
I can’t help but wonder, seeing how every other character besides you and Good Boy is cardbord, is supposed to be a sort of “parody of a parody”. Ya know, like pointing out how over the top satire is with quite literally flat one-dimenstional characters.
I thought it was just being heavy-handed with the satire, I never even considered that it might be parodying itself...
SATIRECEPTION
@@LetsSTFUandPlay Just cause everyone scept you and the Evil Doggo are literally cardboard. Yeah, I know, it’s more cause it’s supposed to be some sort of ride.
I laughed my ass off at the Russian lady slapping you rapidly and the voices you implement making even better
I have to break it to you partner, your prom date seems to be quite one dimensional. Pardon my french.
Because of you i bought myself a VR or vive headset
same here
Is it fun?
Bob Sonskin ya it is awesome
Bob Sonskin it is fun
I mean Psvr cost less and they have this game on iy
For the absolute climax of the American Spirit, go to 35:49, you won't regret it!
Oh my~
Bro naw
That shotgun mechanic where you pump it for a minute to do extra damage should be an actual MECHANIC in a VRFPS.
I swear I *always* come back to this. This playthrough never fails to make me smile!
As an American I can verify this is exactly how prom went
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cant wait for this to get demonotized/age restricted for the word sex in the title
wot
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sauciness
35:45 what the hell did I just listen to?
Reality
GamingDemon 12 (insert generic Lenny face here)
sex
pool noodles intensifying
Your origin story.
36:02 I can't not breath
Imagine dancing so hard the opponent just shoots backwards
Wanna see my Barret? It has a silencer.
unless you mean your quiet in bed id get that foreskin swelling checked out!!! :D also doesnt the one bullet effectively mean your infertile? even if it does come out with some force... on that note due to the long range nature of the Barret does that mean you mostly splert on rather than in? id go on but i don't think you put that much thought into your joke
im an asshole for sure and couldn't stop myself dissecting his joke it was just too funny. question am i wrong? 1st time the person didn't get the joke 2nd time the joke was to easy to twist as his expence and you called me salty.......
AnD1262 I’ll be honest, I have no idea what I meant by that. I guess it can mean anything you want it to. Perhaps it means that I’m silent but deadly, or maybe I just have a nice rifle.
You have a barret with a silence?! What kind of insane person does that?!?!
a person with no ear protectors? Also did you forget people do stuff for the sake of doing it? That's also an option
14:55 is when I broke down into laughter for over 10 minutes straight. I couldn't breath and I couldn't go forward. I don't know why, but it was so goddamn funny
"By the Beard of Lincoln!"
The way you bounced up and down during the dance was funny as hell, well done.
Its been awhile since I laughed so hard I cried but after Washington took the time to explain proper table manners 20:20 caught me so off guard lmao amazing.
Ghost: AAAWW! AAAWW! (GHOST SCREAM CLOSE RAGE) ..........AAAAAWWW (GHOST CLOSE) OH MY GOD YOU SAID PAUSE HOLE!!!1! (GHOST SCREAMING CLOSE)
Haha that scene when she first points the pistols and he is like wow wow back the fuk up haha
Now I wanna try an Italian Hamburger.
If only I could shoot the pizzas and have them smack me in the face...
It’s been about 30 seconds and I’m already getting nightmares
36:02 this is so ridiculous hahaha
"Rimington cafe"
Me: yes, YES
*LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE*
*DEEDLE DEEDLE DEE*
I was thinking about getting this game until I saw the end of the video.
1:00 All the other kids with the pumped up kicks...
They got it really right
All the d*** joke towards the end are funny af....XD dat pool noodle tho....
Edit: Idk where it came from but i want a gif of it asap....
Duke Hazzerd2 same
PIKATHUNDER7 then lets hope some one will comment a link to it.....lol
America: lighting candles with jizz since 2018
25:47 *ENSOLO,BIM*
*HEY BACK THE FUCK OFF,BACK THE FUCK UP*
20:20
*SLAMS FACE INTO PLATE*
*looks at plate*
i can just imagine STFU saying "how was that?" lol xD funniest thing i've seen today!
I'm so surprised you kept the audio
Well the end certainly escalated quickly
Yes there really is a cheese specialty that has maggots in it. Generally they are not allowed to sell it officially. You want try it you need to know someone that makes it themselves. Or just have a guide with you that asks a traditional restaurant owner the right questions. ;)
Oh they changed the names of the guns I was confused as to why the sniper in the previous episode was called the m1905 instead of the m1903
The sex scene was probably the funniest
33:15 SHAKALAKA INTENSIFED
Obviously the Carter 1912 is basically a ripoff of the M1911(a1), the Johnson SMG is the Thompson, and the Steinburg is probably a Mossburg though the actual gun is the Winchester 1897 (Trench (Shot)gun).
That bedroom scene had a lot of pumps
28:33
no thank you
*XD*
That end was fucking amazing! XD
Who needs peace when you got burgers
and guns?
Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle
THIS IS AMERICA!!! The Waiter sure gave King Leonidas a run for his money
HAHA the dog is screaming
Lmfao I couldn't stop laughing at buddy's reaction to when he "shot his load"
bro the way he said
STFU: 4:43 back the F# up
*ignores the direction spoken to him as to tactically reload to increase speed and production and continues firing until out of ammo*
OCD: Fuck you.
Dog/Narrator: Fuck me.
Me: Well maybe I’ll stfu and continue watching the vid.
He left the safety off 😂😂
XD omg the ending was so awkward lol
36:29 thank you save my eyes
It’s like a VR dating simulator but with American Freedom from every angle, and no anime.
"American rifle association"
ARA ARA
20:22 that's me
In a important meal
35:44 I NEED HOLY GERMAN MP40
..I think I can see why there was no school level in this game..
Actually..scratch that I just remembered prom..
6:21 Me in the bathroom think of what I just heard.
"Back the fuck up" lost my shit
28:30 me too
$4.20: Nice.
36:35 supressor xD
Pump it real good
Uh where can I find a video of the scene that was cut out
35:44 Jesus Christ what the hell is that dude
You keep growing up but still the 50s that's really the AMERICAN DREAM????
ULTIMATE DEEDLE
I'm an American and this is DEFINITELY NOT MY DREAM.
I dream of world peace and utopia.
In the futchyah, all the worlds problems will have been solved....
...with AMERICAN STEEL *(shoots randomly)*
Let's STFU and Play lmao this dude is funny af subscribed
Reehan You’re a commie spy, right? *Pulls out 18 glock 18s
italian server:' Let me clear your table for you, normally, we use our hands. But this, is AMERICA
BOOM BOOM
sparkly clean
people eating: 'Okay then
that sex scene tho XD
I love your vids
You make good vids keep up with the good work
CHARGERED SHOT GUN
what happened on the other side of this screen
They made the shotgun pump action on purpose
I got to watch a guy get attacked by maggots, forced to marry a girl, and had to edit out a sex scene with guns. New record!
Do a Bullet Roll
Ohhhh hell ya
Hahahaha best thing i seen to day bro lit
Leet skills or 1337 skillz?
zoo wee mama that ending (;
I've seen people fucking guns before. This is mild in comparison.
Lone Wanderer do you want to talk about your childhood trauma? I'm a certified couch salesman.
The Black Baron This wasn't in my childhood, it's been exclusivly on imageboards.
Lone Wanderer Does this prevent you from buying a couch. Look, you can still buy one and get a cushion completely for free.
The Black Baron Nope. How much?
Lone Wanderer if you could just sign here with your blood ^^ and accept the god Emperor of Mankind as your lord and saviour. Your other options are being seen as a heretic and as an enemy of the empire of man.
35:57 A B O R T M I S S I O N
I really want to hear your voice now lol or you should get a face cam just to see you flail around in silence would be funny as hell
Ironically there exists a cheese that you eat with maggots in it
And yes it is cazu marzu
You know this from experience or you heard about it? If experience, which place did you eat it at?
what happened to Prom?
I didnt know you can make guns this sexual
deedle dee intensifies