Great Pranks that Went Horribly Wrong

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The first 100 people to go to blinkist.com/blaze are going to get unlimited access for one week to try it out. You’ll also get 25% off if you want the full membership.

    • @thatfakedrussiankid5534
      @thatfakedrussiankid5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bissness daddy is back

    • @jimmiedmc1
      @jimmiedmc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should rename the channel "allegedly"

    • @twocvbloke
      @twocvbloke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tom Scott? Yeah, I know him, he's the Badum-tish guy... :P
      th-cam.com/video/8eXj97stbG8/w-d-xo.html

    • @Maazzzo
      @Maazzzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where are the subtitles? You're usually pretty good about this, and I'm deaf, I need subs.

    • @pandorasbox4238
      @pandorasbox4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In most US states, you can get your learning permit at 15, and license at 16.

  • @jmarshal
    @jmarshal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Only once have I had someone play a prank on me...by filling my mailbox with small rubber ducks. Turns out a friend did it to make me happy as I was having a tough week and clearly “mailbox full of small rubber duckies” was where his mind went. I was giving those ducks to people for months and still had enough to play with in the bath.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's weirdly sweet.

    • @CharlesEros1
      @CharlesEros1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So what your saying is it's odd.... But it worked 🥳🤣👍

    • @jmarshal
      @jmarshal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@CharlesEros1 oh yeah it worked. I can vouch for filling someone’s mailbox with small rubber duckies if they’re feeling sad. Has my seal of approval.

    • @odinfromcentr2
      @odinfromcentr2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wholesome. :3

    • @gabriellynch2764
      @gabriellynch2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a friend fill my mailbox with orange ticktacs. I appreciated it.

  • @sherrieludwig508
    @sherrieludwig508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Simon is lucky his sister was not as epic as one acquaintance of mine, who got back at her brother making her life a living hell by, one night, sewing his pajamas to the bedsheet, while he was asleep, and wearing them. He woke up convinced he was totally paralyzed, and then it took him some time to free himself.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh, now that is diabolical. Perfect!

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My God. That's GENIUS!

    • @doclewis8927
      @doclewis8927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know I shouldn't say this but "good for her". LOL.

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was the kid also mentally challenged? Why would he think he was completely paralysed if he could still move every single muscle in his body?

    • @lefty4556
      @lefty4556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My arms and legs move but only my clothes don't move I must be paralyzed

  • @alexanderblatt8653
    @alexanderblatt8653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Simon: "Danny if you write me 100 scripts I'll buy you a Toyota."
    Danny turns to face his employer/capturer. The silence broken by the jingling of shackles connecting him to the radiator, and the muffled screams that can only mean that premiere crashed again.
    Danny: "The bloody hell am I going to do with a car, I never passed my driver's exam!"

    • @itarry4
      @itarry4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That wouldn't matter. After all he'd just be sitting in it down in the basement anyway. Not like he'll be driving it anywhere.

    • @itarry4
      @itarry4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Ty Vsd1337 Simon would have to hire someone to take it apart and then reassemble it again in the basement then at least Danny could sit in it and sleep in the back.

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Plus, we know Simon doesn't ever turn the radiator on, so Danny could use the Toyota to stay warm

    • @alexanderblatt8653
      @alexanderblatt8653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jonathanpryzby4029 well of course the radiator isn't on...that's what E.T.A. is for.

    • @Vincent-2057
      @Vincent-2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dam it! I came to make this joke!

  • @foxofsteam1327
    @foxofsteam1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My best prank is i drew a pentagram in a Starbucks Basement (Where i worked) Put chairs in a semicircle for me and my coworkers to vape. Noone went down there for 4 months. I added outdated decorations from the starbucks signs to random shit getting thrown out of the store. I get a call from my shift manager who was in on it. The coffee pots CAUGHT ON FIRE. They went to flip the breaker and saw chairs Pentagram old merch a lamp and other random stuff. The shift manager told me our General manager and DISTRICT MANAGER thought someone summoned the devil to burn down the store. That prank played out better than i could have ever dreamed

    • @Rick-k7m
      @Rick-k7m 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A story so bs, I actually believe it...

  • @wut274
    @wut274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Surely number 1 is going to be that "Prank" Simon pulled on Danny and Sam with the basement? 😅🤣

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think you mean Sam?

    • @IntrepidFraidyCat
      @IntrepidFraidyCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah, he switched out the Magic Spoon with store brand cereal. 🥣🥄🥄🥄

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@IntrepidFraidyCat Well they both probably need all that sugar in their very lean diet.

    • @wut274
      @wut274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GeorgiaOverdrive I'm sure I don't know what you mean... 😅😅😅 (Thank you)

    • @A_Casual_NPC
      @A_Casual_NPC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, cuz that joke went exactly as planned

  • @Cyph3r912
    @Cyph3r912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Have to admit biggest prank was Danny claiming that he was a serious writer and Sam was a professional editor before causing Simon to fall into their trap of cocaine fueled parties "alengendly"

    • @travisbarcus6226
      @travisbarcus6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Friendship😉

    • @migga86
      @migga86 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@travisbarcus6226 -Friendship- Ownership. Slaves are owned, not befriended.

    • @travisbarcus6226
      @travisbarcus6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@migga86 its tit for tat... Simon love buggier sugar

  • @MeduseldRabbit
    @MeduseldRabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    In case anyone ever needs to know, acetone nail polish remover is the magic potion that will remove superglue. Just don't get it in your eyes while trying to remove those coins. How long before Simon does an episode about foolish misuse of products, ie gorilla glue girl? And the increasingly incomprehensible copycats who have tried to get famous by trying the same stunt?

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Always keep a (constantly replaced) piece of absorbent between your eyes and the *nope* material. Preferably closer to *nope* than eyes.

    • @anrit5972
      @anrit5972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just do some exercise, sweating will part the glue from the skin.

    • @komrade223
      @komrade223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you are ever dealing with a situation like that, have the victim lay down and tilt their head back. Swimming goggles may be a worthwile grab as well. Any solvent that will break down superglue is going to be a nasty bitch to get in the eyes.

    • @RestingBitchface7
      @RestingBitchface7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      True story: in college I accidentally squirted superglue in my eye whilst trying to pierce the tube. I spent 15 hours in the emergency room where I would later work having my eyelashes and eyebrow (two frozen tangled clumps) pulled out one hair at a time with needle tweezers, and ended up with a badly scratched cornea that took weeks to heal.

    • @RestingBitchface7
      @RestingBitchface7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@komrade223 see my comment above.

  • @Sareitio
    @Sareitio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Sitka, Alaska, guy set a bunch of tires on fire in a dormant volcano on April fools. Whole town lost it

    • @slytherbas9142
      @slytherbas9142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was hoping that story would be featured. Maybe in Part 2.

    • @aaronak2005
      @aaronak2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that was Valdez?

    • @Julia-uh4li
      @Julia-uh4li 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, good ole Shitcan Ak. Been there for a moment. Actually quite a pretty place.

    • @hereticpariah6_66
      @hereticpariah6_66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That guy? *A F¿€KING LEGEND!!!*

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Julia-uh4li Don't speak that way about great mother Sitka!! I come keel you!

  • @I3IackSabbath
    @I3IackSabbath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Simon - I only live 15 minutes away from my office!
    Also Simon - I left my iPad all the way back in the homelands and the rainy season is coming making the trek treacherous, so I will use this tiny trash screen.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      This doesn't seem crazy to me at all.
      3 mins leaving (coat, keys, phone etc), 15 mins home, 5 mins at home (hello wife!), 15 mins back to office, 5 mins settling back into work.
      That's basically 45 minutes out of my day just for a larger screen.
      I could film 2 videos in that time, or 1 Business Blaze.

    • @I3IackSabbath
      @I3IackSabbath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@brainblaze6526 If Bono can spend $1,700 to get someone to bring his hat to him in Italy, surely you could find some way to retrieve a tablet! I'd bet Danny could use the stretch and the vitamin D after all this time in the basement...

    • @popefacto5945
      @popefacto5945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@I3IackSabbath In Simon's case, that $1700 would be better spent on cocaine and tea. ;^)

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@brainblaze6526
      Someone gets it! My boss is always like, but it should only take x y z time, and I'm like, yeah, technically, what about real world?

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@popefacto5945 can you imagine Simon on cocaine? Spouting gibberish, making death threats, screaming at the walls, we wouldn’t recognise him…

  • @angstbringer2992
    @angstbringer2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Less than 2 mins in and I don't know which I love more: Sam's sprinkling memes The Office scene or Simon squinting at his phone like a boomer. Beautiful.

    • @FireStarter13O7
      @FireStarter13O7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jay-Zed still echos in my ears

    • @angstbringer2992
      @angstbringer2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FireStarter13O7 one of those things I think about randomly and just start laughing

  • @Adiscretefirm
    @Adiscretefirm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Drive at 15, marry at 16, buy a shotgun at 18, can't have a beer until 21... welcome to the US

    • @Hounds-m9f
      @Hounds-m9f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Marry your first COUSIN at 16!

    • @boriskortiak320
      @boriskortiak320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Montana is so empty you can pretty much let anyone drive at any speed with little worry of an accident.

    • @MeduseldRabbit
      @MeduseldRabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Drive at 14 in North Dakota. All the farm kids get pulled out of school and have to help drive the combines and tractor trailers. The window between ripe and rot is precariously small.

    • @lukeg2230
      @lukeg2230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rifle and pistol are legal for trained humans too. You can own a rifle and join the army before you can but tobacco or alcohol. Maybe that's logic? Seems a little backward to many people though

    • @travisbarcus6226
      @travisbarcus6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indiana just got beer on Sunday... Colorado "shrooms.... No more the 4 oz at a time you rascals"...

  • @hiddenhood483
    @hiddenhood483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Simon “I can’t really read”
    That’s your job facts boy

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I believe he spells it 'Fakt Boi', not too good with the English apparently.

    • @starsoffyre
      @starsoffyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He doesn't need to read, he just needs to blaze

  • @kasahadragon9499
    @kasahadragon9499 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Back in the mid 70's my dad went to meet his mate, that worked at the local newspaper, for lunch. His mate asked him to wait whilst he finished the horoscopes.
    My dad -- "I didn't know you were into all that crap!" His mate-- "I'm not, the bloody woman that normally does it is sick so I got stuck with it."
    My dad -- "how do you know what to write?"
    His mate -- "I got out back issues with the right date from 5 years ago and just copied them out ".
    Moral of the story -- horoscopes are bull because not one person rang (very pre net) and complained or queried, no-one noticed 😂

  • @jonathanwatson268
    @jonathanwatson268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Simon out of context: "I always listen because I can't really read."

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I checked and couldn't find ANY Simon Whistler out of context videos!! DAFUQ TH-cam???

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a dark turn to the lore of this channel. Danny is just a construct of his imagination, since he can't actually read scripts.
      I guess that makes sense, since Danny's life is such a wild collection of crazy stories.

    • @ryanmasson6905
      @ryanmasson6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one absolutely killed me 😂

  • @lenaholmes97
    @lenaholmes97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Simon: "I can't really read"
    Also Simon: *reads scripts for a living*

  • @johngloom9235
    @johngloom9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The octopus on the head and drugged with lsd is "Kenny vs Spenny"

    • @richiedagger733
      @richiedagger733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you!
      It was only a vague memory to me when it was mentioned. It all makes sense now, how could it not be Kenny vs. Spenny hahaha

    • @BEANZI3xTFMx
      @BEANZI3xTFMx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poor Spenny... Greetings from Canada!

    • @richiedagger733
      @richiedagger733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also from canada.

    • @annegrey3780
      @annegrey3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I met Spenny once while working back when I lived in Kingston, but my housemate worked as a waitress at this bar near the waterfront in Kingston and she met every member of the Tragically Hip, Rick Mercer, Bret Butt, and I believe also Loreena McKennit. Point is, you know how people say "big in Japan" to mean someone who is way more famous in Japan than anywhere else...well apparently Kingston is where you go if you're big in Canada.

    • @kylemorris5180
      @kylemorris5180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you haven't watched this show you have failed yourself

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:10 - Chapter 1 - The aliens are coming
    10:10 - Chapter 2 - The muffin man
    16:00 - Mid roll ads
    19:10 - Chapter 3 - Bigfoot goes to highway 93 south
    22:00 - Chapter 4 - The toyota hoot
    24:30 - Chapter 5 - The astrologer who didn't know he was dead
    - Chapter 6 -

  • @JCavinee
    @JCavinee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Once in high school, we went into the computer lab and took screenshots on every computer, made it the background picture and then hid desktop icons. Lmao good times

  • @raitchison
    @raitchison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Last time I was this early ETA was still spreading the truth about 5G.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Poor ETA got censored by the boi with the blaze. Hopefully, he's not driving Danny, Sam, Callum and Jen crazy.

    • @doxx2265
      @doxx2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      #cancelsimon #endorseETA

    • @mattbass4807
      @mattbass4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bring back eta

    • @doranconall9995
      @doranconall9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Our Glorious Leader will rise from imprisonment, cast off his shackles and bring about the downfall of the boi with the blaze, his machinations and 5G allies.

    • @MMOchAForPrez
      @MMOchAForPrez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      #ETAFORPRESIDENT2024

  • @fuckgoogleforever
    @fuckgoogleforever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    ETA- starts telling us about the dangers of 5G
    Whistleboi disappears him
    *5G COVID CONFIRMED*

  • @jeffashley5512
    @jeffashley5512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The War of the Worlds broadcast was October 30th 1938. The scale of the 'panic' is disputed but did cause some to think it was actual news broadcast. Remember most people are stupid.

    • @nicholaslewis8594
      @nicholaslewis8594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And that Mango with Dementia.

    • @JCavinee
      @JCavinee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ty Vsd1337 I mean, look at Trump and his army of gullible Republicans

    • @MetalTrabant
      @MetalTrabant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of our public (Hungarian) radio station played the original English broadcast once, and as a kid I remember listening to it, and wondering, why there's an English program on the classical music radio about aliens attacking... I was a bit afraid if that was really an emergency broadcast that interrupting the normal program.

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "That sounds like a Yoko Ono song."
    Simon being Simon, I'm not sure if he knows what he said or not.

  • @C_Godsell
    @C_Godsell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    At this rate, I feel like Simon’s going to be hosting half of the channels on TH-cam, by the end of next year. 😂

  • @Jynxedlove
    @Jynxedlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I will never be ashamed of the time I pranked the two dorms next to us in a prank war by tying their door knobs together when they were both home knocked both doors and hid around the corner to watch the debacle that would follow.
    The moment the stopped trying to open the door at the same time they could open it all the way, but the fight over it was hilarious.

  • @JohnSuave
    @JohnSuave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Davey Jones: "Y'afraid to get WET??"
    Me: "Was that a PCP reference? Daddy chill..."

    • @ColinRichards1
      @ColinRichards1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, when your from DC you never know when someone could be giving you a dipper.

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ColinRichards1 always a pleasant surprise.

  • @silviafarfallina
    @silviafarfallina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dear Sam: I really appreciate your memes. Keep rpdr memes coming gurl.

  • @davidgreen3423
    @davidgreen3423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    My god daylight savings means I have to wait another hour for the blaze... we must go back

    • @lyon3103
      @lyon3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daylight saving made me lose track of time and realized that this video is up 1 hour later than usual... why is this system even a thing...

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lyon3103 Efficient electricity usage.

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JoshSweetvale That's the argument...As far as I can tell though, studies indicate it isn't very effective.

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lyon3103
      Simon covered the topic at some point. th-cam.com/video/bvFZ4C2sn94/w-d-xo.html

    • @JessicaClark-lq4gw
      @JessicaClark-lq4gw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoshSweetvale I dont get how daylight saving affects electricity usage. There are still 24 hours in a day summer or winter. I dont see how calling the time I turn on the stove to cook dinner 5pm or 6pm changes the amount of electricity used to cook my dinner.

  • @thekidfromcleveland3944
    @thekidfromcleveland3944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Not even 30 seconds in and sam already out did himself on this one🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @zappawench6048
    @zappawench6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I liked in the Dirk Gently novels that the astrologer for the local paper knew Dirk's birthday and would wind him up by writing for his star sign "You are a ridiculous person who wears a stupid hat"

    • @maryaltman9978
      @maryaltman9978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The astrology writer was his ex, and the column lost 1/12 of it's readers when they broke up and she started writing mean forecasts for his sign. Classic Douglas Adams

  • @jacquelinealbin7712
    @jacquelinealbin7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The bit about pregending to be a kid with appendicitis reminds me of my greatest ruse in high school. Whenever I would get written up by teachers I didnt know personally, I would give a fake name. I looked super average and wore a uniform and we had a shitton of Nicoles in my year, so I would lie and say my name was Nicole with a fake last name. For months, they called Nicole down to the office for detention, not realizing no such person existed. I got out of sooooo many detentions that way lmao, and I'm sure that the librarians who were always writing me up for playing games in the library still believe that the little shit they always were writing up was named Nicole. To this day, I still use the alias to get out of giving creeps my name, and even used her name to pad our college gaming club's roster. She since has gotten an elaborate backstory and personality. Thank you, Nicole, for being there for me when nobody else was ❤

  • @NastyMick
    @NastyMick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That goddamn alien dancing gif never gets old.

  • @thomasdavis4253
    @thomasdavis4253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was working at a construction company, and the contractor had bought everyone a burger and a drink. I walked in to the job trailer and as I was getting my food, one of the Hispanic workers offered me a suspicious red pepper. As I took it, all conversation amongst the Hispanic guys stopped. They all turned and looked at me. Early 20s me felt bravado was the best route, so I put the whole thing in my mouth, chewed and swallowed it. I was immediately aware of the onset of the burning and had just enough time to mention it was pretty good to the now wide-eyed guys in the room and walk out the door, burger and drink in hand. It took every bit of my energy to maintain my composure till I got in my truck. Safely alone, my world came apart at the seams. The drink did NOTHING to dull the burn if anything it made it worse. I couldn't see from the tears in my eyes. My nose was running like a faucet, and I was drooling like a rabid dog. My lips burned, my mouth burned, my throat and even the pit of my stomach burned. The latter wrenching and convulsing, threatening to vomit its contents. The only reason I didn't was my resolve not to taste that horrible thing yet again on the way out. I begged to any god that would listen to end my suffering, but no divine help ever arrived. It took the whole lunch break to recover enough to be a functional worker, but I felt it the rest of the day. I don't know what that thing was, but I've never had anything like it before or since.

  • @wittebolletony
    @wittebolletony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    19:48 Rotherham Subway Troll, now that's a mental image I'll never forget... Thx 😆😂

  • @1TakoyakiStore
    @1TakoyakiStore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Simon: I'm squinting because I accidentally left my tablet at home.
    Me: Wait... you're not filming this at home????

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. I film at work...

    • @Ho1yhe11
      @Ho1yhe11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon "Frank" must have plenty of time between drug deals to film so much at his "place of work"

  • @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left
    @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Did Simon notice that his mother had put his hair on upside down one day?
    What a prankster she is.

  • @sulawesi-steve
    @sulawesi-steve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I swear I just watch business blaze for the random tangents!

  • @dp6447
    @dp6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That is true, this channel has morphed into some hybrid meme business monster and its legendary

  • @Amalgamotion
    @Amalgamotion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to work in a shop that had a project to outfit a hospital with lead lined cabinets. while we were all banging out the cabinets. I had someone sneak little bits of lead into my toolbox over weeks, carefully placing them below my tools, it took a while to notice. But it was pretty funny when I finally realized it.
    And since he got me so good. I decided the week he went off on vacation I'd take all the packing peanuts I'd been saving for just such an occasion and popped a hole in the back of his cabinet that held his tools and stuffed it to the point of bursting. When he came back all well rested and opened that cabinet they exploded from the cabinet after he merely unlatched it.
    Typically, I don't start fights or wars, but I will end them. So when he thought ball bearings in the frame of my car was funny as pay back. I super glued tiny balls inside his valve caps and couldn't help when it was a problem for weeks as he had to constantly air up his car to get around. We stopped messing with each other after that.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    22:48 Said it before and I'll say it again.
    The name Jared is an ill omen.
    Name your kids 'Joshua' instead.
    It's the foreign alternative!

  • @trapslulu
    @trapslulu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A bowl and business blaze. The best way to relax after a long days work ☺️🤣🤣. Simon, Danny, and Sam I love you all.

  • @somesortofdeliciousbiscuit3704
    @somesortofdeliciousbiscuit3704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone who is an older Millenial will remember "Watch out, Beadles About!" Though some of the pranks didn't always come off well they usually weren't meant to be mean. That and "You've Been Framed".

  • @seveermas1383
    @seveermas1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always feel so sorry for Danny. It isn't enough that Simon keeps him chained up in the basement, but then he totally misses the glorious puns ('racked up', 'swiftly by Jonathan') without so much as a "Bada bum Bum Tshhh".

  • @andrewcalton4131
    @andrewcalton4131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And today Simon pronounced “Rotherham” correctly. Take a bow Simon.

  • @iowafarmboy
    @iowafarmboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ETA doesn't need to try to read the stars to predict the future. He already knows.
    ETA knows all. ETA is life.

  • @foxtailedcritter
    @foxtailedcritter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    * Robs a bank gets arrested *
    " iT's JuSt A pRaNk Br0. " 😂👌👌👌

  • @alecsmith3448
    @alecsmith3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Business Blaze then: Buisness, but Fun.
    Business Blaze now: Memes! Sometimes vaguely related to Business!

  • @welshdragon99
    @welshdragon99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    SIMON WATCHES TOM SCOTT?! Of course he does, legends tend to attract...

    • @welshdragon99
      @welshdragon99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Ty Vsd1337 Tom is basically the OG non-list facts TH-cam personality known for great storytelling and bizarre stunts (like setting up a hovercraft pub without a licence because pubs on hovercraft arguably need no licence, printing a live feed of comments on a livestream with no voiceover at all, or doing a physical representation of the difference between 1 and a billion by driving for over an hour (again, no commentary during the drive)) but he now has several side projects including online game shows. He has something to do with Nebula too, probably just an investor in and creator on the platform but I don't really know.

    • @theHotpointHoodlum
      @theHotpointHoodlum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paused my blaze for a hover pub ad break...

    • @fuckgoogleforever
      @fuckgoogleforever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@welshdragon99 Don't forget sending garlic bread to the edge of space, then ate it.
      He live streamed the entire thing, it's insane!

    • @welshdragon99
      @welshdragon99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fuckgoogleforever don't forget citation needed...

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tossing two drums and a cymbal(?) off a cliff...

  • @bobfels5343
    @bobfels5343 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:30 LOLLL Sam, those goats with the sound made me laugh so hard my headache became insanely worse, but still worth it :D

  • @Thegreatresetoflife
    @Thegreatresetoflife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Im not saying Simon is the reason I come back but Danny.. makes me come back.. #dannylifematters Hope your well bud 😀

    • @RJLbwb
      @RJLbwb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all care about Danny, Clayton/ #FreeDanny

    • @ir0nknight721
      @ir0nknight721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is all danny's fault.

    • @boriskortiak320
      @boriskortiak320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened to ETA’s well?

    • @willpestka2745
      @willpestka2745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      #BringBackETA

  • @justindusik8796
    @justindusik8796 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:36 This show is called Kenny Vs Spenny; pure 2000s Canadian GOLD!! Yes, in one episode Kenny laces his buddy's orange juice with LSD while they're wearing octopuses on their heads to try and get him to remove the octopus 😂😂

  • @killerlalu1
    @killerlalu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Last day of high school, while waiting for the first school bell, "this dude" left where our group was sitting and went to the convenience store on the corner... To call in a freaking bomb threat!!! Then he came right back and sat back down with our group with some snacks and a boast, saying he did it "because he was bored." We didn't believe him at first, but it only took mere minutes for our bomb threat protocol to be put in action. Instead of graduating, he was quickly identified and charged with the felony!

    • @SandrA-hr5zk
      @SandrA-hr5zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember a whole week of school sitting in the middle of the football field or parking lot because a bomb threat was called in everyday. It was a mix of high school and middle school kids calling from a corner store down the street from campus.

    • @janedunlap6879
      @janedunlap6879 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SandrA-hr5zk hahaha, sounds like my old high school. We sat in the football field for a few days after a transformer blew that was attached to a portable and craziness ensued (including having us all on the bleachers in the gym as the power outage kept spreading throughout the school. When the power went off in there a kid fell off, cracked his head open, told a teacher and the teacher told him to go to the office. He collapsed halfway there). Some teachers had us move our desks into the outdoor hallways to do class. Other teachers, who didn't care about us learning, had us all chill in the swamp that was the practice football field. We also had bomb threats at least once a month. The administration was so used to them that they never evacuated or even looked into them. It was also probably explain that my senior year, the freshman class was 1100 and the graduating class 150. Haha.... Florida...

    • @SandrA-hr5zk
      @SandrA-hr5zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@janedunlap6879 I see a common trend here... Florida

  • @storkbomb7417
    @storkbomb7417 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simon's "talk to Frank" story reminded me of my own university's drug policy - absolutely zero tolerance. You get caught with weed once, on campus or off, and the admin finds out, you're expelled immediately. And they were _dicks_ about it too. Campus police literally dressed up as construction workers (there were constantly at least two building projects on campus at any given time) to catch students smoking weed - not even to arrest them, just to get them expelled.
    One girl got expelled because she called an ambulance for her friend that had alcohol poisoning, and when campus PD came along with the paramedics they saw a pipe she had left out. I also heard that they expelled the drunk girl too, after she recovered, but I couldn't ever confirm that. Wouldn't be surprised in the least.

  • @calebstuart1335
    @calebstuart1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can't be the only one annoyed that after talking about Toyotas there was a picture of a Nissan

  • @AToneForOurSins
    @AToneForOurSins 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have seen nearly ALL of your other channels before coming to this one, I love how much different you are in this channel. Much less PC. I love it!

  • @mccannfamily28
    @mccannfamily28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Blinkist add: "I can't really read." Meanwhile: "Damnit Danny, this script is 500000 pages!"

  • @williamdegener
    @williamdegener ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In Texas (probably in most states) at 15yrs old you can get your learners permit and drive with a licensed passenger who is at least 21yrs old. At 16 you can get you driver's license.

  • @specteractual1
    @specteractual1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Danny doesn't drive so he'd probably rather have a toy Yoda

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know it's not related (and also not factual) but in my sleep deprived mind, I went "Hey Dan.... I have a funny joke for you~" in a pretty good Arin impression and broke into giggles.

  • @mitchellguerrerio
    @mitchellguerrerio 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Speaking of astrologers, I briefly dallied with a girl who was a massage therapist and thought she could remove the Covid vaccine from my body with crystals and acupuncture 😂😂

  • @ImSweetKiss
    @ImSweetKiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Space cakes are way way way more powerful than spliffs, I tried it once and I still have PTSD.

  • @NecroLiquor.
    @NecroLiquor. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Big Brain" 🧐😂🤣. Outgrew having hair.
    Sorry, Simon. That's hilarious.

  • @graylinshowell7051
    @graylinshowell7051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's absolutely made my day that Simon made a joke about his only fans account. However, if he doesn't have one, then who am I paying $15 a month to show off incredibly pasty legs while reading old Business Blaze scripts and ranting about things he hates?

    • @Snp2024
      @Snp2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must be one of defective clone

    • @chadp363
      @chadp363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't go, your my only subscriber

    • @rookiexreviews
      @rookiexreviews ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol good stuff

  • @johndonne5786
    @johndonne5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can still drive at 14 with an agricultural permit in some American states. So one can legally operate a combine, but can’t have a beer until they’re 150% older.

  • @Xiuhcoatl_
    @Xiuhcoatl_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    #1 Prank that went terribly wrong (but sooo terribly right): Simon thinking this channel would ever have anything to really do about business.

  • @zzippo81
    @zzippo81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When the appendix ruptures the healing time is much longer and this is far more common in kids because parents think its just a stomach ache and by the time they realize its serious it's usually too late to get out without numerous infections because of the mess caused by an explody puss filled organ.

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah... That happened to my dad... He was healing forever... But! That meant my mom was familiar with the symptoms when mine went tits up.

  • @jrsydvl7218
    @jrsydvl7218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There were 2 DJ's in FL that got fired for an April fool's joke where they warned listeners of that dihydrogen monoxide was coming out of the taps and how dangerous the compound is.

    • @gwick358
      @gwick358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It can be dangerous. If you can't swim.

  • @Kiefsti
    @Kiefsti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legendary video as always gentlemen

  • @reptilianapplesalesman5479
    @reptilianapplesalesman5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I convinced a cheerleader in high school that the song "Love Shack" was a cover of an older song called "Radio Shack"

  • @JA64Flyers
    @JA64Flyers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I must say like Today I Found Out, but absolutely love Business Blaze. Look forward to every episode!

  • @bboops23
    @bboops23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Simon's only fans is just seductive photos of his head where he's polished it so the light reflects off it.

    • @avr8844
      @avr8844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's what the world needs.

    • @SpookyTheScary
      @SpookyTheScary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t tease me

    • @Sarah_Grant
      @Sarah_Grant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOT. 😎

  • @vainoleppanen8971
    @vainoleppanen8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    26:45 "Although if you're watching astrology and, I mean, what you're doing here? What you're, you know I think you're stupid. You know I do. You know I do." Legendary :D

  • @jeremymiller4280
    @jeremymiller4280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please oh please do a TIFO about that Jonathan Swift prank. I want to hear more about it.

  • @carrioncrow8191
    @carrioncrow8191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH YEAH!!! Thanks Simon, I needed this today

  • @trogdordog04smith95
    @trogdordog04smith95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Subject: Beard
    Discrepancy: Not symmetrical. Rt side stair steps. Lft side inclined plane
    Corrective action: Don’t smoke before self care.

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't see how that matters.

    • @K-Anator
      @K-Anator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garretth8224 I forgot to trim half my moustache once. Definitely don't smoke before taking care of the face pubes.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K-Anator 😂😂😂 can I please have some of what you were having? I don't know that I've ever been that high in my life LMFAO. Although I have been high enough and had the munchies badly enough that if I had been offered Munchies while in the middle of self care while high, I probably would have dropped everything regardless of what I was doing to go get said Munchies LMFAO.

    • @K-Anator
      @K-Anator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elenaderoet4926 IIRC there was a knock at my door while I was working away with the trimmers. It was the friend I was waiting on. I just kind of forgot I was in the middle of trimming, and we left immediately after I answered the door.
      Didn't realize I forgot my moustache till I took a look in the mirror in the bathroom at Tim Horton's.
      I was smoking those disposable 510 threaded cartridges of concentrates. Something like 80% THC.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@K-Anator 😂😂 I'm sorry, but that's great 😂😂That was a good chuckle for first thing in the morning, thank you!

  • @worryworm
    @worryworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the Douglas Adams reference. Thank you Danny!

  • @patrickjordan2233
    @patrickjordan2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "When s**t goes horribly wrong..." Cool, like run o mill Business Blaze episode... Allegedly...

  • @dontcallmelil8619
    @dontcallmelil8619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I personally get violently ill whenever I've tried marijuana, any strength, and form, always violently ill.
    It's something to do with some nerve in my brain that triggers cyclical vomiting when exposed to something in pot.
    Even CBD seems to trigger this, I've no idea what the science is behind it, and while I could look into it since I'm a science major, I just don't care enough to bother.
    Truth is that some people have bad reactions, not all humans are identical and it bugs the crap out of me when I try to explain this and people try to convince me it isn't real.
    EVERY TIME, even when I don't know I'm eating it, EVERY TIME, I'd rather get food poisoning because at least then I know what it is.
    If someone snuck pot into my food (again) I would legit get law enforcement involved.
    Only reason I didn't before was because it was a family friend and they felt bad over it.

  • @maryellencook9528
    @maryellencook9528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the great state of Texas a 15 year old can get a "learner's permit" as long as an adult with a valid driver's license accompanies them in the front seat.

    • @IntrepidFraidyCat
      @IntrepidFraidyCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also there's the "hardship license"....
      The Minor Restricted Driver License (MRDL) is the official name for what most call the Texas “hardship” license. This permit allows a minor, of at least age 15, to practice defensive driving without the presence of an adult, if doing so has been proven to be a necessity. It is a driver license with restrictions.

  • @corymilbury1459
    @corymilbury1459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's Kenny vs Spenny. Episode is called "who can wear a squid on their head the longest". Love all your content guys keep up the good work!

  • @imouse3246
    @imouse3246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    " ... to rack up ...", at Hooters? Missed ta da boom tish, or whatever.

  • @alyskahuskey
    @alyskahuskey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I finally got my OGBB tank top. Can't wait to proudly wear it this summer.

    • @thisguy9536
      @thisguy9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell ya right there with you . this dude needs a netflix deal

  • @AJ-ut8cz
    @AJ-ut8cz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There are kids here who drive slightly slower race cars at age 8 and up, and in some states you can get your permit at 14.

  • @vonster9095
    @vonster9095 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My colleague likes to prank people at work. Highlights:
    -Carefully opening and resealing a packet of crisps, having replaced crisps with polystyrene. The colleague discovered this when going to tuck into his only snack on a several hour drive.
    - Replacing coffee in someone's jar with soils. Everyone joked it was ground.
    - Taking spare shoes from under someone's desk, filling them with concrete and painting it black so it wouldn't stand out in the darkness under the desk. It took a few weeks for it to be noticed.

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I run about 72,000 channels"
    Waiting for TH-cam to just metamorphose into SimonTube one day. It'll happen.

    • @LJCyrus1
      @LJCyrus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That AI book Simon is reading leads to him quitting youtube and creating a bunch of AI Simons to run SimonTube

  • @danielmann6772
    @danielmann6772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." LOL!

  • @nalulenert9001
    @nalulenert9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Simon, « this channel started off as a business channel »... are we really being sincere to new viewers? ;-)

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sure in his head it was about business, but by the time he actually started he remembered how dull business is.

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The very earliest ones tend to be about business, and advertising screw-ups, product recalls etc. are definitely about business. The Victoria's Secret video is completely about the business decisions.

    • @migga86
      @migga86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like a baby. When it's born, it can become anything from the next Mother Teresa to the next Adolf Hitler. This channel regularly swings both ways.

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@migga86 that is a highly debated aspect of psychology

  • @christianeklund9975
    @christianeklund9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I also appreciate how you still haven't bought more printer paper lol I can relate to the procrastination

  • @nicholasdomenico4644
    @nicholasdomenico4644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We have a "Senior Prank" every year in High School. Our class released 4 pigs in our school and numbered them 1,2,4,5 - I'm not sure how long they looked for number 3, but it didn't exist. LOL

    • @JCavinee
      @JCavinee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you from Ohio? This is something we actually did. But just 1, 2 and 4. We also went into the computer lab and took screenshots on every computer, made it the background picture and then hid desktop icons. Lmao good memories

  • @QBCPerdition
    @QBCPerdition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In most of the US, driving age is 16, though there are some caveats:
    You get a learner's permit at 15.5 after taking driver's ed.
    In many states, mostly rural ones, you can get license at 14 if you're driving for farm work.
    Even though you have a license at 16, many states now have a graduated license that limits when a person can drive and who can be in the car with them.

  • @katajha831
    @katajha831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My mother listened to War of the Worlds when it happened. She said they interjected so many times it was NOT REAL, that it would be hard for anyone at the time to think it was real.

    • @terryarmbruster7986
      @terryarmbruster7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be even dumber if thought it was real yet didn't bother to change the radio dial bwahaha.

    • @itarry4
      @itarry4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yhea, probably well aware of this but apparently the fear, panic and chaos it caused were all and I know this is amazing but all made up by the press. Now I know the press lying what? But that's what it seems happened.

  • @barrydysert2974
    @barrydysert2974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And now at the end of my daily binge i'm so 😀😀😀
    It began with MegaProjects proceeded to The Casual Criminalist and ended delightfully here.
    More than an hour and a half of straight entertainment.
    Deep relaxation and much admiration Simon you avid capitalist you.
    Don't be a douchebag!:-) 🖖

  • @irekaias
    @irekaias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know, it would be very entertaining if Danny snuck sometimes a fake story and then call out Simon at the end of the script with the fakeness of it.

    • @MashMonster69
      @MashMonster69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good April fools special.

  • @massawassa115
    @massawassa115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only videos on YT I like before I watch them. Please validate my taste in videos Simon...

  • @mbryson2899
    @mbryson2899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you're new here just relax, everyone is nervous their first time. We understand.

    • @computernaut
      @computernaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what she said.

  • @QlueDuPlessis
    @QlueDuPlessis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon! Turn your phone to landscape mode for reading text!
    It always amazes me how the brightest people can sometimes miss the most obvious solutions! 😂🤣

  • @ginashemeth7708
    @ginashemeth7708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sam was totally on top of the meme Mountain today!
    What the hell would Danny do with a car? Maybe a max box car he play with on the radiator
    #Dannyslifematters

  • @hullinstruments
    @hullinstruments 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:29 those goats and sheep got me dying laughing 😂😁😁🐏🐐

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The kid almost died from a ruptured appendix. Its a simple routine surgery if it doesn’t rupture... literally deadly if it does.

    • @jenaf372
      @jenaf372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shudders in mutahar from some ordinary gamer

  • @DerperDaDerpa
    @DerperDaDerpa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    👏👏 big brain WOOO! Good job Simon 👍

  • @TheTrueMorningStar
    @TheTrueMorningStar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Breastaurant's are actually a whole class of eateries here in the great U S of A not a joke. I have both a Hooters and a Twin Peaks Coffee less then a mile from my house here in Colorado. Merica!!!