IlI UltraX IlI then Tux tks her... Poor Tux honestly. I couldn’t tell if she said the promo thing as a joke or not. Still hilarious though. I legitimately actually feel really bad for him at this point because he’s actually a really decent guy. He’ll find love some day if he doesn’t sit at his computer for too long.
I was going to like this comment but I realized it was at 69 likes to instead of liking it I'm writing this comment saying that I do indeed like your comment brother
@@mist6720 yeah but that's just all the encounters that the boys had - imagine a compilation from a girl's perspective that has to deal with dozens of different boys :D
Once that first lady started plugging her Instagram account knowing that Tux was streaming, that became an instant nope for me. "Can your fans start liking my pictures instead of just commenting on them?" GTFO
Each time they talk to someone who’s under aged for them. Cops and Swat team just wait for them to take the bait. Tux takes the bait Boys we’ve got’ em
This video has 2 Danganronpa references: Chiaki Nanami at the sponsor part with a fortnite shirt, and tuxbird saying "We got a ways to go" at the end of the video, just like Ryoma
My friends call me a simp aswell, but for literally no reason I'm just like "yeah I like [whatever] :)" and immediately just "SIMPSIMPSIMPSIMPSIMPSIMPSI"
Imagine going to school for 12 years, your teachers are hoping u will have a good career from learning in their class, but instead, they figure out that u earn thousands from playing video games
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roses are red
violets are blue
click this link to get a current card: www.current.com/TuxBird
Ok
That was every funny
You kinda look like a bunny
Jk love ya
Xurbdic is simp
simp
ok xurbdic
“How old are you?”
“I’m 15”
*recoils*
☠️☠️☠️☠️
Sounded more like a moan
Oh ur 15? Imma holla at u....
420 is how many likes it had
16
17
At this point Im convinced he is just like this in real life
*”Live”*
Yeah
Rimuru plush, nice
Vidicara life
@@Vidicara actually its life lmao
"Cause you're totally not 15"
"I am totally 15"
Me: *calling Chris Hanson*
😭🤣🤣
Subway guy approves
See I call him Chris Handsome
me: calling warden
He got R kellyd
Ham booger: self promotes
Tuxbird: *glowing red eyes* "tk her do it, do it now"
I’m pretty sure he lost a fan
Tux: It’s just a girl
Chat: *SILENCE, SIMP*
K
musicgulp it is so clearly you
When he called Her brexit it absolutely killed me + soft just dying when he found out they were under 18
Haven't actually heard about brexit since corona
@@priest-johnnysins4340 Oh trust me, In the UK the only two things being reported right now are Brexit or the CV.
@@corruptedcola393 I know mate I'm here I just expected more news of people being pissed of at Brexit but the CV just scooted around the corner
@@priest-johnnysins4340 Well it's kinda refreshing not hearing the word brexit on a daily basis so I'm not really complaining.
@@corruptedcola393 couldn't agree more
Girl: I absolutely adore you.
Chat: Ok
TuxBird: H-
Chat: SIMP
IlI UltraX IlI then Tux tks her...
Poor Tux honestly. I couldn’t tell if she said the promo thing as a joke or not. Still hilarious though. I legitimately actually feel really bad for him at this point because he’s actually a really decent guy. He’ll find love some day if he doesn’t sit at his computer for too long.
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GlazedGoldGod fuck off
9:10 *Recoils* bro I’m actually dead ☠️💀
Girl: *Says she adores Tuxbird*
Tuxbird: *Plays USSR National Anthem, implying that girl is OUR girl, further proving he's a communist, not a simp*
insert big-brain.png here
Greet our leader of the great soviet union tuxbird
We are simp then?
She belongs to the state
Alex Robinson fr
Female R6: *exists*
Tux: Its free simp estate.
“i tHoUgHt wE WeRe fRIeNDs”
Lmao she totally wasn’t just engaging with you for her own benefit.
*lmao no*
I was going to like this comment but I realized it was at 69 likes to instead of liking it I'm writing this comment saying that I do indeed like your comment brother
Jungle Monkey it’s at 169 now
KingLouieGaming ok incel
now we gotta get him to 420 likes
girl: damn
all of them :GIRL!
SOFtwilly: HEY:)
😂😂😂😂😂
like the seagulls from finding nemo
7:40 girl: "Damn"
everyone: (completely freaking out) "GIRL! OH SHIT!"
Softwilly: (clears his throat) (in the most calm, depp voice possible) "... hey :)"
Some One dude it was so funny lmaoo
@@mia.grace27 lol I bet you could make an entire compilation of moments like these, that would be so funny xD
Funny thing is, I said it at the same time he did and for some reason I knew he was gonna say hey
Some One yeah that’s in the video
@@mist6720 yeah but that's just all the encounters that the boys had - imagine a compilation from a girl's perspective that has to deal with dozens of different boys :D
Tux could never cheat in a relationship
That would require 2 girls he was able to talk to. He can’t even talk to 1
Edit : unless hes gay
Lmao
We all know he is
Remember, he was distracted by a guy in the front; and hit from the back few years back
Tux: Lives with 3 other people
Rarely post with them
"Cause you're totally not 15"
"I definitely am 15"
*KNOCK KNOCK* FBI OPEN UP
1.1k likes but no comments lol how
@@freedom4536 it be like that sometimes lol
Girl: *Takes advantage of your social standing.*
Also Girl: "I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!"
😂😂😂😭
Always
Literally Katerino. I can’t believe that shit.
@@wateredpizza327 wait what did she do?
@@taytay1030 She leaked her insta, little did she know tux was streaming and things just escalated lol
So whats the problem
Tux: Doesnt take 6 months to upload a video
Me: Wait, that's illegal
theweeb4
The quarantine is getting to him...
The quarantine is getting to most of us...
ducki on bread wdym?
_how old are you?” “Im 15” ‘body folds’
Girl: *self-promotes*
Tuxbird: We don’t do that here b
Fax dude. She just wanted his clout. Smh
It’s ironic because most the time boys are asking for the girls snap
I died when she started self promoting
I kinda want to see what she looked like tbh
thebravelittletoaster14 same she actually seen cool compared to the girls
Tuxbird- uploads
Me- finally!
Tuxbird- WE HAVE LOCATED THE POOP
OH NO SHE IS USING TUX’S POPULARITY
*B E G O N E T H O T*
FEMALE SIMP
WHERE HAS THIS CHANNEL BEEN IN MY LIFE?! FINALLY SOME QUALITY CONTENT
The girl: I adore
Red blood cells: im coming woody
musicgulp no
Is this the discovery channel now “Wild bird tries to find a mate”
Bruh you can't say, tuxbird is doing his best.
Do you mean simp duck?
The age gets progressively younger and the sirens progressively closer.
7:52 my name's wyatt... i feel attacked
good
Of all legends in brawlhalla you choose to make a video on mordex
I knew people with the name wyatt sucked
@@bigblackmanlover8586 damn man really had to come at me like that 😭
Skelli I’m still not sorry
@CallMeCross ur mom
i couldn't find the poop LOL
Softwilly did you check your toilet nick
Do you have a soft willy?
Bro Simpwilly couldn't find the poop
Hey UPLOAD MORE I'VE BEEN WAITING
Bruh fight me in bow spleef
This sponsor sounds hella sketch.
Nah there's lots of banks like that. Long as it's FDIC insured it's fine. They're usually run by bigger banks
The cards look like the ones that come with those toy cash registers
I have a current card. It’s true. It’s actually pretty nice
dragon gamer 108 my assortment of fresh plastic foods are not for sale
Sorry sir, I mistaken took you for a person on my sales list
"How old are you?"
"I'm 15"
*recoils*
Me who lives in Czech Republic: "What's the problem?"
David L the legal age in czech republic is lower
*Laughs in japan*
@@midgetman8550 it's exactly 15 in the Czech Republic :)
@Tatsumi thats japan for u mate
Wouldn't be a problem for me either
Tux‘s hair is just so good like his flirt skills
I about cried when the obi wan came in with "you were the chosen one!"
So did I Evan, so did I
9:11 that “recoils” made me laugh
Magic Yoshi11 it doesn’t really sound like a recoil does it? HMMM lol
Im 15 is a recoil hmmmmmmm "breath" hmmmmm
Wtf 911 MADE U LAUGH?!?!?!
911 wooooooow ( btw joking )
“Welcome back to National Geographic, as the simp penguin begins to advance on a possible mate. His simp personality frightens his possible mate”
SIMP
So this was what tuxbird and his friends were doing during Quarantine
"Are you actullay 16?" "Yes" "I'll see you later
DDOG224 we are watching too. You don’t need to say what was said
@@hfcbnfcb412 bruh shut up I was just saying that because I thought it was funny dont get in your feels about it
nah fam YOU shut the fuck up
@@ddog2246 no YOU shut the fuck up
I can't believe, that so many guys across the Internet are still discovering, that female humans exist.
DeeKaze a what human?
@@menyce3 A fe.. feal.. mafe... I forgot.
@@dolki715 😂
Dolki Yakushev Ive never heard of him either
Dude, those THINGS aren't human. They dont even p o o p
Two videos in one month?
Maybe 2020 won’t be that bad after all
God: Laughs*
Coronavirus: enters the chat
Its already THAT bad, i honestly dont think its gonna turn good soon.
"Give her a Popeyes Chicken sandwich, and she'll stay with you for life."
-SIMPBIRD69
Ward
It’s so cringe when she started self-promoting 😂
It's so cringe when Ozen pulled a double standard by putting an emoji
@@auna3264 wat
@@vladpintilei6204 Don't question the terrible logic.
Auna hahaha emoji bad haha real funny one
@@ethanlaton6664 bad
See y'all in the next 4 years until he uploads.
I mean, he isn’t Soviet Womble...
"how old are you?" im 16 yeah uh see u later
FBI: Almost got him
@@nate7631 😂
@@nate7631 😂🤝🏼
@@nate7631 😂😂
he left real quick
When Madison beer uses your guys voice in a clip
What? When? Where?
Whos that
Where?
@@ethanprice95 no
Just some vampire with internet access yes
When Tux Bird gets 19k confidence
Everyone watching: This has never been done before!
Edit: TUX HAS 60K CONFIDENCE!
Thanks for all the likes :D
Real but he still might not do it
@@jcking932 Dude thats facts :0
*is that a gaymer goil*
*unexplained busting sound comes from mic
*worlds biggest nut*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I have seen you before on here
"Brezii how old are you?"
"uhhhhh 16"
"FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I’m convinced siege has the simpiest community of any game ever
Tux: one day my dream of getting a girl will be fulfilled
me: eh, will it?
tux: but not today
me: ok thats more like it
Once that first lady started plugging her Instagram account knowing that Tux was streaming, that became an instant nope for me.
"Can your fans start liking my pictures instead of just commenting on them?"
GTFO
I think it was a joke.
In germany we dont say "Ads are fake and not showing the truth"..
We say: "LaSs uNs rAid ShaDowS lEgeNds sPieLen"
And i think thats (not) beautiful
XD True
????
Yeah Germany doesn’t say that, have you seen the “Banned German ninja turtles commercial”?
AgarCrafter what?
you've come so far! I was your 1000th follower on Twitter and I remember you passed it on stream and you were so happy at the time. Well done bro.
As soon as I saw "Girls" in the title, I knew it was going to be another tragic moment for Tuxbird
It's always a tragic for tuxbird...keep it together tux,u can make it
when tux said "i will be * *actually* * consistent" he aint lying
1 view, 239 likes and three comments.
Kids don’t end up like youtube.
Too late :))
"we have a mission... WE HAVE TO FIND THE POOP!"
11:15 the last thing Stephen Hawking heard before his passing.
Loooool 😂
DARK
Lmfao
Everyone: you’re a simp
Tuxbird: I know
As a girl who plays siege on the dailyy, I agree COMPLETELY
Maria Ann shutcho cute ass up and let use simp
Noxious Gaming 🥴
What you play on
Zeropain 6 ps4 my duuude
@@mariaann170 it would be an honor to send u a friend request, ma'am
4:35 the sound effect gets me every time bro XD
5:46 The break up speech going along with the like operator was super on point
Each time they talk to someone who’s under aged for them.
Cops and Swat team just wait for them to take the bait.
Tux takes the bait
Boys we’ve got’ em
43k is a lot of confidence, he is either getting laid every hour or crying in a closet
43.000 out of 100.000.000.000.000.000confidence.... yeah that’s not a lot
This video has 2 Danganronpa references:
Chiaki Nanami at the sponsor part with a fortnite shirt, and tuxbird saying "We got a ways to go" at the end of the video, just like Ryoma
9:29 my grandpa having Vietnam flashbacks
1:33 it’s mister MVP *breaths in* S I M P
6:29 When you realize she’s just after your clout
I can feel his soul slowly leaving his body
1:56
i love how i know that girl is Chiaki from Danganronpa
I thought the same exact thing
6:36 That right there is her wishing guys WOULD simp for her, lol.
They love the attention
"1 like on this video = 1 confidence that I get when talking to girls"
Me:
Please tell me someone understand the joke
Wut?
Z fff Are you saying you didn't like, or are you saying you didn't have the confidence to like
That I didn't like it
me : a legal girl that simps for tux so hard
but can never get him v.v
All cap
8:32 ladies and gentlemen *WE GOT HIM*
She didnt hesitate to plug the insta for some feet pics.
Jorge S. what even was the @
@@notdeeem310 right
Knightz Nation she deleted her account g
@@notdeeem310 what was it
Billy Ormond abigailrburg you won’t find it tho
Him wheezing from Brexit is the funniest shit ever and it made the willy also laugh in the middle of his sentence
they called me any name they could think of that started with the letter b and it was hilarious, we were all laughing so hard
Tuxbird: play game normally
Brezzi: damn...
Tuxbird and friends: GIRL
1:35, my tv is on while im watching this and this exact episode is on.
I’m talking a crap while you guys said “we have to find the poop” 😂
Hahahah lol chungus ironic funny chungus hahahaha Keene reffes
Busts down ur fukin door tux screams the single word give and stares at you
6:53
i just finished watching that movie before watching this
Man of culture right here
Dude like your 15 years late
You are the chosen one
@@jcking932 You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in Darkness. (._.)
@@cockatron69 I saw it in 2005 in theaters only I've been re-watching all of the movies because of the quarantine
10:40 this is just for my own entertainment that Spongebob laugh gets me every timeee
Thats woody from toy story i think
IM GOING TO SAY IT
everyone: No don't do that!!!!!!
Me: * heavy long breathe * *SIMP*
*ahem* "heavy long breathe"
when there aren’t any funny comments to copy because you’re so early ...
I like how tux sponsors a credit card when only kids watch his vids
Isn't it a pre-paid credit card? So, basically a glorified debit card? IDK, I din't pay much attention.
You fart nugget
Other way around bud. THEY sponsored HIM.
Haven't laughed this hard in a while, great content.
Imagine simping in a game lol. This post was made by the "i havent spoken to a woman gang"
My friends call me a simp aswell, but for literally no reason I'm just like "yeah I like [whatever] :)" and immediately just "SIMPSIMPSIMPSIMPSIMPSIMPSI"
Youre definently a simp
Simp
Sounds like something a simp would say
You def a simp
I'm happy to admit...
T H E Y F O U N D T H E P O O P
Atleast the girls had fun. I get toxic buttholes in game every time -_-
I feel you girl. Hate guys being toxic to me even if I'm not playing video games
opens video:
ALRIGHT MEN WE HAVE TO FIND THE POOP
6:59 tux was so close to finally getting a girlfriend and he blew it 👌😭
she was after he’s clout
"Do you have a favorite member of BTS?"
My time has come
wtf is bts?
@@wolvewick4414 Behind the Scenes?
when you check tux's twitch and he hasn't streamed in a month: HMMMMMM🤔
5:52 is the first time I’ve seen omegalul in any reasonable size and now I’ve realised, it’s not a cup of coffee
"over"
"CHOKING INTENSIFIES"
Imagine going to school for 12 years, your teachers are hoping u will have a good career from learning in their class, but instead, they figure out that u earn thousands from playing video games
Its Pro gamer
“Kiss your homies” tux’s favorite song
Rainbow six siege: the most tactical game ever.
3rd graders: 0:15
How much y’all wanna bet that Tux’s editor is on break so tux has to edit his own vids and make his own thumbnails
Please mess with more gamer grils, this is the funniest stuff I’ve seen in so long!
“Yes Ladies and Jimin, we’re back with another video that exposes my inability to talk to girls.”