When it comes to playing games, it's generally best to assume everybody is a guy. Therefore, even if you're obviously a girl, people will assume you're a kid until proven otherwise. Such is the unwritten law.
@@Demureli I'm partially joking, in my defense. Generally it comes down to most guys playing video games having the social skills of stones. I know this is easy for me to say, but don't take it personally, we're just dense.
@@rainbowsixsiegelover8243 I'm stuck in this parallax called the neverending friendzone where most of the girls I find interesting end up liking my friends instead of me, lol
If only every guy I met was like this instead of team killing me, and telling me to go to the kitchen, or to kms. They think it's funny, and it's not. I just wanna play the game, man...
Well, if it makes you feel better, I'm a 23 year old guy in college who is constantly told he sounds like he's 13 year old middle schooler, so you're not alone in some respect
AnonymousGameAddicts same...i don’t really voice chat unless I’m with a squad because people think I’m 10....also doesn’t help that I have slight lisp. 😔
When they know you are a woman than it's over and you're will be called slut or bitch. Happened to me a lot. 🙄 and of course the go in the kitchen part is always there.
I'm in like 5 Mi utes and have to say these guys are just joking around. I actuy found these Realy funny 🤣. They even make fun of themselves. There is way worse then this where they actually are serious. Like my bf and his team talks like this to every male member to so. Nod to bad. I think it's funny. They are just joking around
This is just regular gamer shittalking tbh. I am a girl myself and I know that there are plenty of toxic and sexist as hell people like there, but you also need to realize it that more often than not they are just joking/shittalking, and the best if you tag along with them. Believe me once you learn to embrace and joke around with lads like this you will enjoy your games a lot more, it is given that people in a competitive shooter will do shittalk as a stress relief. Get tilted by it they will make fun of you, join them and you will have less problem in game.
Ravenna Karvia THANK YOU for this reply. Shit-talking is a huge part of (my) gaming experience with friends, and don’t see the problem unless it gets too far and nobody finds it funny anymore.
When girls talk to guys online: Guys: Aww you’re cute When they talk to me: Guys: YOOO WHATDUP BRO Me: I’m a girl.... Guys: Oh I thought you were a boy sorry.. Me: -depression intensifies-
Tuxbird: the unlucky one that is always trying to get the girl Yumi: the one that doesn't care but somehow does better then tux Ntriggerd: the one that memes the whole thing
Aqua-is-my-Waifu Tuxbird’s such a good lad, actually kinda sad to see things go like this for him. Tbf if his friends wouldn’t act autistic the whole time he would have a good chance.
Dude, thank you very much for the subtitles on the video. I'm still learning listening and writing english but I can read perfectly 👌🏼👍🏼 you're the man 😁
The only one time i turned on my mic was playing overwatch and dude was being so toxic, i moved to only talking through discord vc to my own friends...and destiny 2 ;)
Strats Considering how TheDooo is apart of this group and their channels are linked via video descriptions, at least on Dooo’s channel, therefore I could safely say he got it from him.
7:06 "Who can say where the road goes Where the day flows, only time And who can say if your love grows As your heart chose, only time Who can say why your heart sighs As your love flies, only time And who can say why your heart cries When your love lies, only time Who can say when the roads meet That love might be in your heart And who can say when the day sleeps If the night keeps all your heart Night keeps all your heart Who can say if your love grows As your heart chose, only time And who can say where the road goes Where the day flows, only time Who knows? Only time Who knows? Only time" Never let the dream die mates.... You only get one chance at it...
okay so im clearly really good at picking up girls so please help me by giving me pickup lines in the replies
and by liking the video of course aha
TuxBird my number one - your hot
Oh yes daddy uploaded
we got you covered buxtird dont sweat it bro
Are you made of Copper and Tellerium because your CuTe
Your pretty and i'm cute so we would make a pretty cute couple
Me talking to girls:
“So... Ya like dudes?”
"...yeah?"
"Oh my god, same!"
@@herowin3825 r/cursedcomments
@@herowin3825 Works vice versa too.
"Umm... no I like girls"
"Omg Same"
Cole valid question in 2020
@@notPeQ r/iusereddit
the most common question i'm asked while gaming "are you a 12- year old or a girl?"
When it comes to playing games, it's generally best to assume everybody is a guy. Therefore, even if you're obviously a girl, people will assume you're a kid until proven otherwise. Such is the unwritten law.
@@wittyreviewer i don't think its alright to assume things like that
@@Demureli I'm partially joking, in my defense.
Generally it comes down to most guys playing video games having the social skills of stones. I know this is easy for me to say, but don't take it personally, we're just dense.
@@Demureli oh and I'm sorry if I offended, it certainly wasn't the intention.
@@wittyreviewer you didn't offend me i just wish it was already a norm that females play games too
“Give me your best OwO”
tux : *pufferfish noises*
paromal æügh
paromal æügh
@@Ozzoragu. when furries nut they make that face
Ægh
@@weeviladdict4134 me, an intellectual: *vomits*
Girl: **Exists**
VSauce: or do they?
you are everywhere man
mr.worldwide
*BMMMMMMMMMM*
Bruh staph
Tim MR.305
“We can be friends on UPLAY”
*still technically a win*
Morri no I don’t want UPLAY
I want WePLAY
@@fourzenrain insert russian national anthem
Simp UwU
Girl- y’all ever-
Tux bird- 2 MINUTES
Jeez louise
Thats quick
Lmfao
Oliver Bozin
Tux, shut it!
I'm fast
Tuxbird: I love you
Girl: “voice deepens” I’m a guy
Tuxbird:
Even better
simp
I read this on 0:16 XD
@@DamianLopez-td3rc lmfao
The Unknown Anonymous tuxbird: I’m gay
Tuxbirds typing is like when the anime mans mouth moved for 10 mins and all it says on the bottom of the screen is egg
Was this based off the Creed joke from soup
BaRneY scrambled hueggs
Eh ur not funny
Stealing soups joke
@@icenation6730 yes. That's what a reference is my friend.
Me talking to my crush: So I like air
deaddddd💀💀💀
Oh stop flirting with me ♥️♥️♥️
I like liking things.
“So, do you breathe?” Icebreaker 100
Boxy Pox my crush don’t breathe and she lives inside a casket sometimes I like to dig her up and ask for sex
"I feel like everyone tosses words around these days"
*i dont even know how to spell truck*
wait then how did you spell it!??!?!??!!?!!?! *dramatic noises*
KINGCREEPER506: i dont know how to spell truck
Also KINGCREEPER506: spells truck perfectly
This has changed my whole existence
@@TheRealistDread Well HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ITS SPELLED LIKE THAT? Got any proof bucko?
KankSchlap its a meme
*sees intro*
me: “ahah, fascinating.”
“Good heavens, the simp has fallen in love with the e-girl!”
"are u the cops"
"no why"
"cuz ur probably not here for me but ima act all nervous anyway."
Honestly how people feel. Which is the point I guess
Fuck that's good.
No one:
People having s#x for the first time: 1:50
lmao
No no no 😂
Me when I see that she's missing an eye
Shard X99 ew lmao
😂😂😂😂
when she said: "who´s daddy here...", i though, she is gonna say herself, xD
Same lmao
She should have
same
I think that's what she was insinuating, she was just going along with the joke when one of them said it's Yumi.
@@LATW_Flashbck_Wolf Yumi said it’s Yumi
Tux can't even clutch. What a mess. 6:40
thanks lamejokester
I say you can start a channel for rainbow six seige and maybe you and tux can collab again.
He was to the right moron @TUXBIRD aka duck boi
Ligma
You‘re ugly
Here’s a pick up line tux:
I put the S T D in stud all I need is U
Tman Gaming did you get that from a slap on titan?
@@jakescott38 he probably got it from his dad
This is cursed
Omfg perfect
@Russian Cavalry bruh
When she said Yumi is daddy, that just sounded heart crushing
He is tho 😫
Anger
I mean Yumi is daddy though, can’t tell me I’m wrong :D
@@SaiyanBulma Yeah
My fav quote from this video is “I can’t even spell truck” and everyone ignored him
Trukk
@@mapavi4008 chruhk
@@angelina-ej2vq tuk
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyztruck
7
"I never was cut out for girls man."
Same bro.
I felt that 🤣
@@rainbowsixsiegelover8243 I'm stuck in this parallax called the neverending friendzone where most of the girls I find interesting end up liking my friends instead of me, lol
@@SonicSpeed440 aw that sucks, sorry to hear that I'm here for you bro :)
@@rainbowsixsiegelover8243 thanks bro. One day it'll all come together.
@@SonicSpeed440 if it makes you feel any better, I spent the entire 2018 and 2019 single I've only ever dated in 2017 so don't feel bad man
If only every guy I met was like this instead of team killing me, and telling me to go to the kitchen, or to kms. They think it's funny, and it's not. I just wanna play the game, man...
Well, if it makes you feel better, I'm a 23 year old guy in college who is constantly told he sounds like he's 13 year old middle schooler, so you're not alone in some respect
@@shadowyshadow6498 18yr male in college, only ever told to go back to COD or fortnite because i sound like a kid...
AnonymousGameAddicts same...i don’t really voice chat unless I’m with a squad because people think I’m 10....also doesn’t help that I have slight lisp. 😔
When they know you are a woman than it's over and you're will be called slut or bitch. Happened to me a lot. 🙄 and of course the go in the kitchen part is always there.
@@Eilaura i am an 18 year old guy in college and i have people wondering why i dont get a gf
“i never was cut out for girls”
-Tuxbird 2020
”I fucking suck dick”
-Tuxbird 2020
My track record for girls is still 0/120
-Tuxbird 2020
But he was cut out of a girl...
Aaaaand here's why we can't talk in vc .-.
Literally 😂
@@nakiashaw4574 yeah you're proving that.
I'm in like 5 Mi utes and have to say these guys are just joking around. I actuy found these Realy funny 🤣. They even make fun of themselves. There is way worse then this where they actually are serious.
Like my bf and his team talks like this to every male member to so. Nod to bad. I think it's funny. They are just joking around
Nakia Shaw | you’re literally proving their point lol
@@pinkwings5967 atleast I'm not simpin like them
Me talking to girls:
“So...how long you’ve been a girl?”
Iceberg11MN that’s from the dooo
Doooo
Bruh I cant like it's at 69
Doooo
Well, for all you know, that might be a standard question to ask in a couple years
"Everybody tosses words aro.."
"I can't even spell truck"
My favourite part of the video tbh, I love random stuff like that
Nobody:
Not a Single Soul:
Yumi: Y O U D O P O R N
Also yumi: tell me B E F O R E I T A K E M Y P A N T S O F F
"Are you a bullet? Cause I cant get you out of my head"
me talking to humans that identify as a man : yo
me flirting with my crush in class: hey, what school do you go to
Well that's rather unfortunate
So, how long have you been a guy
"humans that identify as a man" bruh
LOLOLOLOL
paromal Same but opposite for me
Finally a frekin video. Lets look about the comment section
Comments: Shex
Got a division profile picture I salute Thee
Shex
For appropriate reasons
I see fellow agents roaming the streets. Nice xD
yumi: gives lecture on being subjective to random gril and is upset
xurdic: i dont know how to spell truck
Bro that had me so weak. I was like where tf did that even come from lmao
Jiggonomics 😂😂😂
I hate coming into contact with dudes like this when I'm gaming tbh
pantera bread wanna come in contact with me?
@@robm8766 B R U H
He is much better than those people who team kill you
This is just regular gamer shittalking tbh. I am a girl myself and I know that there are plenty of toxic and sexist as hell people like there, but you also need to realize it that more often than not they are just joking/shittalking, and the best if you tag along with them. Believe me once you learn to embrace and joke around with lads like this you will enjoy your games a lot more, it is given that people in a competitive shooter will do shittalk as a stress relief. Get tilted by it they will make fun of you, join them and you will have less problem in game.
Ravenna Karvia THANK YOU for this reply. Shit-talking is a huge part of (my) gaming experience with friends, and don’t see the problem unless it gets too far and nobody finds it funny anymore.
“I don’t know if you’re an 11 Year Old Boy or a Woman”
I hear that everyday 😂
TH-cam Pioneer an 11 year old girl
I get that and you sound black 🤦🏾♀️😂
Oh same
Well then which one is it then
Every tiiiiime😖😆
"So , How long you been a Girl?"
- The Dooo
Jewel s do you want pics of my big hairy toe? Write me your name on insta
Gamerz Heart what the fuck?
Rasmus Aabrek bro I’m jealous that you get big hairy toes in your dm’s. Accept the offer
What if I only wanna shot glass of your big hairy toe
@@yook6552 then it will be 500 bucks
Gril : *exists*
My boys : *HEAVY BREATHING*
@Nio37 im talking about my friends
Friend: Wow, look at that girl, shes's coming right to us, it's your moment bro.
She: Hey, can I copy your homework?
Me: still technically a win
When girls talk to guys online:
Guys: Aww you’re cute
When they talk to me:
Guys: YOOO WHATDUP BRO
Me: I’m a girl....
Guys: Oh I thought you were a boy sorry..
Me: -depression intensifies-
Wow that's an F
Rozes same girl same. They say I either sound like a 12 year old boy or a 20 year old lady
Ikr I feel disrespected 😂😂
Sofia Bergström what’s ur discord
BOYS IM GOING IN; my discord is SlyWalker#5989
Tuxbird: the unlucky one that is always trying to get the girl
Yumi: the one that doesn't care but somehow does better then tux
Ntriggerd: the one that memes the whole thing
Aqua-is-my-Waifu Tuxbird’s such a good lad, actually kinda sad to see things go like this for him. Tbf if his friends wouldn’t act autistic the whole time he would have a good chance.
Love the chemistry between them. Best I've seen
@@isaiahcantu2773 Having autistic friends sometimes is better than having chances with a girl.
Fit this video.
do u even jnow ho is Ntrigerd?
“I never was cut out for girls man.”
Daaamnn.....
I felt that..
Dude, thank you very much for the subtitles on the video. I'm still learning listening and writing english but I can read perfectly 👌🏼👍🏼 you're the man 😁
ＳＰＥＬＬ Ｉ ＣＵＰ
"Sike i'm hopeless"
Aren't we all at one point or another.
"cough" "cough" forever in my case
bro dont do that...
Well i am hopless too...
I feel ya..
Amen to that.
Same
Yo I thought this said homeless
No one:
Xurbdic: „is she hot?“
FUCK IF I KNOW DUDE
You spelt tuxbird wrong mate 😂
Samuel Thomas No I didn’t. Only real fans know this pronunciation
@@erik3215 ohh I'm new that's why sorry I mistook u and happy new year
Samuel Thomas That’s okay haha no problem. Yeah happy new year for you too
Video starts
Girl: so how long do you guys....
Tux: 2 minutes
0:57 when im talking to my crush
“My track record with girls is still 0/120” - Xurbdic
That hit me to the core
can we get some F’s for Duck man
F 😔
my thoughts and prayers go out to all the girls who have to talk to xrbucib
ALL HAIL
Our lord and saviour
F
Me talking to normal people: “Hey man what’s up?”
Me talking to cute girls: Umm... do you are have pee pee”
My seek noo noo
sexism .-.
@@aWERFRGT6545BGFG 😑
MissesKitty stfu stupid girl
i love how cute girls aren't considered normal people
7:54
*TITANIC*
Wait for the girl to go, _"What?"_
And then you go, _"That was my icebreaker"_
If only the ice didn't broke the Titanic.
@@nicoredje if she answer like you did... just tell "well, i never said it was good icebreaker" and start laugh xD
7:40 the transformation from a simp to an incel
1:37
NTrigued: You’re hesitating and it’s scary...
I actually choked when he said that
Dont go so deep if youre choking.
@@hippiehippo9030 😂😂💀💀💀
Best pickup line of all time
“Wanna watch 13 reasons why and have sex?”
That show sucks. Clone Wars is where its at
NinjaChicken456 it is but they took it off Netflix ;_;
@@taytay1030 Bro 13rw isn't that bad. Take it back 🙁
@@banlemn2548 Disney+, biatch
Unknown_RedChan 407 I know but I lost all my money too the roblox mafia and I am out of free accounts so I can’t use any more free trials :(
"give me tour best OwO"
Tux: AeUgH
Pufferphish boi
ARE YOU FUCKING CUMMING RIGHT NOW??
th-cam.com/video/LbYxjZluzrk/w-d-xo.html
@@carlosgoden4424 go away
This is prob one of the worst parts about the gaming community
They're joking
Saddening
Ok white knight
@@zetsu8241 you really got me there
@@MalaMooManMC yep I know 😎
0:15
Tuxbird sitting over here with the face of Seth Everman, the Forehead of Russian Badger, and the hair of a wannabe tough guy.
perfect observation
Me picking up girls at school:
So....you come here often?
Everyone in the comment section:
*doesn’t give like rating*
The only one time i turned on my mic was playing overwatch and dude was being so toxic, i moved to only talking through discord vc to my own friends...and destiny 2 ;)
about time. The Duck finally uploaded
Me flirting: "soo... how long have ya been a girl?"
Honestly nowadays you gotta ask that question
ILIKEPANCAKES05 thedooo flirting be like
TheDoooo is such a strange man
Dooo boi
Bro I used this line once, turned out " half my life" was the answer.
THEY BACK OUT ON YOU WHEN, YOU’RE GIVING THEM EVERYTHING YOU HAVE- Tuxbird
I must say this hit h a r d
i hate how tux didn’t throw his c4 behind the desk when yumi said he could be back there.
This video makes me feel like tux has never interacted with a female
when i talk to girls:
"hey wassup,ya like jazz?"
*"They back out on you when you literally give them everything you have"*
Damm so true
It is so fucking true
Speaking from experience here
I'm a girl and I'm addicted to rainbow 6 I feel like when she was talking yall were communicating with an alien 😂😂😂😂
Sniff Sniff I smell female
...
Bryan allam I mostly meant this as a joke
😂 👍
10:19 “ya ever hear of the shoulder touch?”
Noble6071s now all ya gotta say is hey
6:10 Achievement Got! “Friend Zone”
7:43 me when I give my crush the hw and replies with "thx"
tom what does hw mean?
Just A Jack On The Internet homework
As a girl who plays siege I can say that guys will underestimate you or just think you are adorable and chill.
Yumi straight up sounds like half the dudes in those vids about how weird dudes are in Siege when they realize there's a girl in the lobby.
Me talking to girls: “So uhh.... how long have you been a girl”
nagl85 Got anything else from Dooo?
Doooo
Redpops0105 no. Not really
Redpops0105 that joke has been a thing way before dooo used it :P
Strats Considering how TheDooo is apart of this group and their channels are linked via video descriptions, at least on Dooo’s channel, therefore I could safely say he got it from him.
That classic “it’s so crazy we have the same answer” lmfao😂😂😂
9:04
I lost my absolute shit when he said:
"I can't even spell truck"
To this day I have yet to find the mysterious “gamer girl”
Davide 911 some say it’s a myth
Every "gamer girl" I find actually turns out to be " gaymer "girl" "
*david Attenborough voice intensifies*
There are no girls on the internet
BrUh Goodluck
girl:so how long do y’all like
bird: 2 minutes
Jokester actually seemed intrested until Tux changed his answer
3:56 what is the music call tho
Captainjoey lmao sounds like a remix of Athletic Theme from Yoshi's Island
Mike will made it yoshi
Girl in game: *Breaths*
The entire male community: *OMEGA N U T T*
I laught way to hard at this
2:47 Yeah, it's definitely her from the way y'all acting
10:19 - The transition of his facial expression is so perfect. It looks like it could be an animated character.
“they back out on you when you’re giving them everything you have” very relatable
4:45
Yumi: what the hell is that thing
0:35 that sounded like shaggy from scooby doo
Girl: *exists*
TuxBird: *It’s free content…*
Tux you'll get there, you'll find the perfect girl for you one day.
I would like to say I love your videos you're really inspiring to me.
THIS is the Tuxbird I subbed to waaay back when. Im glad you're back and it was worth the wait :)
9:59 "I don't get compliments ever" the life of a man
nobody:
tux: 🥕🐡 AUPH
DoomShroom 19 no its more like UEHG
0:07 omg this tone is from 24, the Best serie for me
ME: already sleep
TUX: Put a new video on a TH-cam
ME: read's that and start wathing
When he said: "They back out on you when you give them everything you have".. I felt that
Tux: knock knock
Girl: who's there?
Tux:baby yoda
Girl:baby yoda who?
Tux: BaBy, YoDa OnLy OnE 4 mE
Tux simpin for 10 minutes straight
Sorry thought I’d correct the title guys
“So how long you do you-“ “2 minutes” I AM WHEEZING💀
7:06 "Who can say where the road goes
Where the day flows, only time
And who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose, only time
Who can say why your heart sighs
As your love flies, only time
And who can say why your heart cries
When your love lies, only time
Who can say when the roads meet
That love might be in your heart
And who can say when the day sleeps
If the night keeps all your heart
Night keeps all your heart
Who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose, only time
And who can say where the road goes
Where the day flows, only time
Who knows? Only time
Who knows? Only time"
Never let the dream die mates.... You only get one chance at it...
“I never was cut out for girls” = Tux is gay?
I love when I click on a old TH-cam video and it’s already liked
This has to be one of the best videos you have given us, Tux! Much wow, much luck with girls!
2:40
Literally every memer: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Me socially awkward:
Girls: lets become realy good friends and get his hopes up
You see I never have to worry about cheating on someone because that requires 2 girls to like me!