I choose to imagine that she has a group of friends coaching her in the exact same way. Like the plot of the Rom Com they totally watched later and didn't just say for the video...
Tux: I have a 9 inch chslanger Her: *Want to test it?* Literally everyone: *ohHHIHOOOHOHOHOHOhoHOOHOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOGM*
This man actually has a girl crushing on him, with no ulterior motives, and he thinks he did bad. Yumi needs to coach more often without the horny jokes and he’s GOLDEN
nah shes just probably playing along. female gamers have super fuckin high tolerance when it comes to men and their horniness. except for spontaneous. she has no fucking time for bullshit lmao.
Look i get it but there no need for him to say that i know he has the right to say what he wants but expect people like me to be but hurt....so yeah screw him
Guys it’s ok we’re breaking barriers here, it’s gone from 4 weeks to 2 weeks. The real question is, this is from the new house test server se why we getting this vid now
Buxturd: "What about we watch a movie tonight?" Gamer grill: "Yea what time tonight?" Simpbird: "What time yumi??!!" FaZe Joomie: "Pick one." Xurbdic: "1." I died
This girl just pulled the "im picking you up instead, lets do a watchparty, and ill engage the conversation while you cringe with yumi" card, which holds the world record for longest simp name for a pokemon card.
so how'd i do
10/10
Nah you actually had a chance man
Did you go to discord tho?
Just stop, please I beg you
Fucking amazing my guy
The next episode better be "I play siege with my girlfriend"
Yes
I love the titanfall profile
If it's not I unsub
It’s not gunna be on TH-cam bro it’s gunna be on the hub
it better
"Uh... so... do you live in a state?"
**Yumi visibly disappointed**
*audibly disappointed*
A state of constant sadness ayyyyy
You couldnt even see his face but feel his dissapointment just through his presence
Hello woman do u live on earth
A state of perpetual disappointment
I choose to imagine that she has a group of friends coaching her in the exact same way. Like the plot of the Rom Com they totally watched later and didn't just say for the video...
Why does this not have more likes
Best comment I've seen in a while
@@Klxrified fax dude
That should be a TV show
We can dream my man
Yumi: Casual Flirting
C.O.B: *S E X*
1k likes but no comments
I'll add one
Two
4
71
420
*10 years later*
Tux: and kids this is how I met your mother
How many kids we talking
All of them
@@johnrin8423 billionsಠ_ʖಠ
I’m like: “Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!”
Lol single lives matter 😔✌️
Take notes
@@thomasboi2255 no lives matter
@@loomyair haha very funny, very very funny
@@loomyair all brains splatter?
Yumi: “pick one!”
Tux: “1”
Smooth as sandpaper my g
Ben C I just realized I’ve played in games with yumi before
Andrew Garcia good for you? I guess?
lucky idk coc
Only Tux can make me laugh my ass off while making me cringe to an extent of pausing a leaving the room 👌
BRO... YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I PAUSED THIS VIDEO
So true 🤣
i literally almost threw up laughing when i heard softwilly call a girl "brexit" in another girl-themed video of tux's
so true dude
cant describe it better my matey
“Do you live in a state?” That KILLED me I’ve never laughed harder
“Pick one”
“1”
I’m struggling
No joke you guys should actually bring her back. She's hella chill and can take some jokes.
Das right bruhh
Who said they were jokes
@Jere Pulli 😳
Fr tho like I want to know if she has a youtube channel she seems chill
SIMP
Tux: I have a 9 inch chslanger
Her: *Want to test it?*
Literally everyone: *ohHHIHOOOHOHOHOHOhoHOOHOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOGM*
This man actually has a girl crushing on him, with no ulterior motives, and he thinks he did bad. Yumi needs to coach more often without the horny jokes and he’s GOLDEN
Yumi is literallu the best wingman
j dude I have seen you white knight across this whole comment section
@Luke L. Fitz and whateverhernamewas comes to mind.....
@Luke L. Yep
nah shes just probably playing along. female gamers have super fuckin high tolerance when it comes to men and their horniness. except for spontaneous. she has no fucking time for bullshit lmao.
I just want Tux to actually get the girl im like 100% rooting for him 😂
Same 🤣
I’m too busy rooting for myself 😔
@@drgrape4302 i gave up on that shit 🤘🙃
Anonymous me too man me too
Bro this is a reupload
Tux is the ultimate womanizer
Ayy wassup
And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Tux be getting that gamer girl bread
Haha
Blade Entertainment the house he lives in is paid for by SSG
When he says "I'm literally never busy" first thing that came to my head is because HE NEVER UPLOADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too busy womanizing, what a player
Tux: “I’m never busy” also tux: 1 month for a new video
Exactly :(
Yeah it's cause he is sitting at home simping
The worst is that this gameplay is in THE TEST SERVER is not even an actual gameplay
takes time to edit. if he uploaded more often the quality wouldnt be as good cause there would be less edits and stuff
Watch his streams when he edits, its takes a long ass time and he soends ages in a few seconds to make it perfect
“What time tonight “,”pick one”,”one”
r/technicallythetruth
Bro I laughed so hard there
1
"uh im watching demon slayer"
*tokyo ghoul*
*he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit*
They have the same VA so close enough
I want to like your comment but... I cant destroy that 69
@@ersinmmiv not u can
They are both great shows so who cares
My inner weeb senses are tingling
4:09 he literally puts Bosnia and Herzegovina as California LMAOO
yeah i also noticed it lol
I know lol that was so funny to me
wait why tho? I don't get it
@@lucija9197 Bosnia
@@lucija9197 and Herzegovina
Yumi: suggests stupid seduction tactics
Tux: actually uses them
Tactics: actually work
Tux: "Task failed successfully."
Lmao
It was unironically decent flirting before cob came in.
I've never laughed so hard to the point of pissing myself while also with holding the urge to claw my eyes out from the cringe
I agree with everything in this comment
This comment is a perfect explanation of this video.
You are absolutely right.
Yeah
I see you’ve never watch the office episode Scott’s tots
yumi: "pick one"
Tuxbird: 'uhh...uhh ONE!"
idky but that shit was funny af
I know exactly why. Cause I DID that dumb shit before XD
Tux is big brained confirmed
girl says “we should test that out”
Tux and the boys starts yelling
The audience: GO TUX GO TUX GO TUX GO GO
Yumi : "you're being too aggresive"
Yumi after a few minutes : "COME OVER!!!!"
Me talking to girls:
“So... Ya like dudes?”
Valid question these days
Gonna be so nervous I'm going to say "me too" when she says yes
I mean u kinda gotta ask now
Do you like jazzzzzz
First I start with so are you a guy or a girl
Over 10 years simp bird is gonna look back at this like a episode of “how i met your mother”
Ah yes nother the most important part of the family
Bro I wish I had a nother
@@tornater3089 i can help with that homie
@@tedvandespijker6722 I need an adult
Tux: Do you live in a state?
Yumi: wtf
It would be hilarious if the video ended with her saying “I’m a minor tho”
@@jonathanpina4094 wasn't that another girl?
law and order
Ok ZeRo
Or saying im at your house com get my
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!
I genuinely hope that girl sees this so she knows how much chaos happens in the background with the bois
Was it just me? Or was anyone else absolutely shedding tears during the whole thing? 😂😭😭
You're not alone dude 😂
I was cracking up dude 🤣😂🤣
I'm screaming in each victory of the conversation. 😂
Funniest shit I’ve seen in a fat minute
Ur not alone either 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:36 in Germany we say: Dose geöffnet
Hab das noch nie gehört
I can’t wait to get recommended a video “Trolling Boys in Rainbow Six Siege” by Slerules 😂😂
Her: " I`d like to have sex with you"
Him: "Me too"
Comedie 100
@@TriforceLetsPlay1 woman funni
sure
Zwerg56789 FLIRT 100
Bean Dip BROTHER
This is. The best. Rainbow six video. Of all time. rEpSeCt.
I would like it but I got to keep it at 69 likes
RePsEcT!!!!
Oh hi I love your airshows
Why are you here???
@@sliced_salami4268 why are you here
If TuxBird ever learns how to talk to a girl, half life 3 will come out
and the tf2 heavy update will come out too
And fortnite will finally die
Half life 3 already came out
And titan fall 3 will come out
No GTA 5 Remastered
The question is, did the watch party happen ?
“We decided to invite cob”
Uh oh
Something is going to go wrong... I can feel it...
“We decided to invite Cob”
And there it is...
“I live in California” map of Bosnia and Herzegovina appears
The better version
We saw the video
Bro I'm Canadian so that slid right past me
Lmao i found that funny, tbh bosnia >> california any day
Imagine Tux actually made that discord watch party and now they are together.
God damnit they better be! I’ve been waiting for Tux to get a girl for ages! He deserves one after being called Duckbird and Simpbird
Zachary Wranovsky Yessuh
Joe Mama
Plot twist: tux is a king and can talk to any girl.
And he is just acting like he can't.
Tux, please use this pickup line sometime:
"So, your boyfriend... is he single?"
soup
And if she replies no: "Listen, I know better" :)
Title " How to NOT pick up girls in siege" as he definitely got the girl
As he proceeds to get a girl
It's a joke
Shit you tryna tryna do these kind of things as well? 😳
Seruxx smooth
@@jackgoff2472 I couldn't tell
"A wild simp has appeared"
"Simp uses, sarcasm attack"
A series of cringe events
Tux: try’s to talk to a girl
His friends: ask her to vomit intercourse
“Wait tux a simp?”
🔫 “always has been”
That's gold😭😂
Hes not a simp he is a king
“Yea I was watching demon slayer”
Xurbdic- makes a Tokyo ghoul reference
Weebs- “not quite but close enough!”
Bullshit! Demon Slayer isnt Demon Slayer with a loli-in-a-backpack and the boar boy!
He's a little confused but he's got the right idea
@@CreatureOutOfTime boar boy 🥺
Jojo best
@@סבתאניידל LMAO
Tuxbird having a girlfriend is almost as likely as custard getting an ace
Likely in the next episode
Never gonna happen
Cross over between content creators😂
I thought custard did get one :/
The real fact is that custard definetely got a ying ace
I feel bad I don't know what's worse that she was actually into you the whole time or that you ruined an actual chance
“Do you live in a state?” XDDDDDDDDD This makes me feel better about myself dude great video
In a state of depression
XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe he was asking if he lives in the US or like Canada or smthn
Everyone just gonna ignore the fact that she was really into him 😂😂
Ye lol she seemed kinda into it
She knew it was for a vid he was streaming half of the vid
@@TipC-HD Wait really? What's her twitch?
@@GentlyUsedFrog
"She knew it was for a vid *he* was streaming half of the vid
"
She 100% wanted him like come on Tux goooooo dawg
"My dad likes girls too"
Amazing play, expertly done.
ok that was hands down the funniest video of tux trying to get a girl.
Tux: I'm never busy
Yeah its cause he uploads a video once very 1 - 2 months
OH SHÏT 😂😂😂
“I’m watching demon slayer right now “ *PUTS UP PICTURE OF TOKYO GOUL*
Shut up weeb
Dont shut up my weeb brother/sister
We outnumber you
jaime gaitan just leave it he wants a fight and if we give him what he wants we lose no matter what happens
Look i get it but there no need for him to say that i know he has the right to say what he wants but expect people like me to be but hurt....so yeah screw him
The amount of cringe and laughter that has escaped my body in the past 13 minutes is impressive to say the least
Yo, we definitely need a second part with this girl. Oh man i was laughing all over the place
“I’m watching demon slayer”
*shows picture of Tokyo ghoul*
I also noticed
Finally someone noticed
I know there really far apart
It seems like it was a joke, but then again he says he doesn't watch anime
..that's the joke..
"pick one"
"Pick one?"
"1"
Lmfao
I want a part 2 to this masterpiece, I was dying the whole time.
"Do you live in a State?" Lmao
Me never gets girlfrend
Tux: have smex wid me
Her: ok when
All of Tuxbird's videos from here on out are apart of an ongoing saga...
*Getting a Gamer Gf*
Twins?
@@Damooo Bromther
Don't cause another black plauge
We're the rats
We stalk at night we prey at night
We're the rats
@@RisterMice can i join
finally a new video, ive literally evolved through 5 different species waiting for this video 😤
G.k Nation I had to watch 200+ people get shot, that’s nothing
Yumi vid
Not funny
Guys it’s ok we’re breaking barriers here, it’s gone from 4 weeks to 2 weeks. The real question is, this is from the new house test server se why we getting this vid now
You do realise yumi made a vid about this like 4 months ago
“Maybe I can get you into anime😉”
Overwatch victory theme
Legit, I haven't laughed this hard at a video in a long time.
Same here this video was amazing
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that she was totally into it, even when it was rlly bad, and the cringe was real
I was waiting for a: "So, uh... for how long have you been a girl?"
Damn you deku
Same 😂😂
Definitely I'm going to use this
4:00 "do you live on a state" got me so hard
Girl “I’m watching demon slayer”
*shows Tokyo ghoul
Tuxbird “that’s my favorite too”
Also Tuxbird: Anime Sucks
This isn’t going to end well...
But somehow it didn’t go wrong...
I love how whenever he talks to girls he just goes ooga booga caveman. I can relate tho
Gavin Freeman saaaaaaaaaaame duude
My brain always ooga booga mode
“Demon slayer”
*insert Tokyo ghoul
Same
When I saw that I was like “BRUH”😂
WAIT HOLD UP YOUR PROFILE PICTURE XD
glad u picked up on it
Yes
“I’m watching demon slayer rn” *shows Tokyo ghoul* me screaming inside
Aot is the best anyway
@@expanddarkk2766 nah, dr stone is best
Nah Black Clover is the best
@@mightymango4878 I mean, its good, but it got boring very quickly
Nah
Sponge Bob is the best anime
Every second tux speaks to a girl I hear circus music
TuxBird = Simp
I think they are legally obligated to follow him, like a reverse restraining order
I thought i only heard that
@@thatonetrooper7531 WAIT YOU TOO? YOOOOO
“I am watching demon slayer”
Shows a picture of Tokyo ghoul
Stolen comment
Oh ok sorry didn’t really go through the comments
Probably typed anime on google and pulled up the top photos.
Every weeb in a 100 mile radius: °^°
The side of the bois the girls don’t see until now
Latest video:
"That girl I talked to on Siege was 13!!! 😱"
tips to get girl:
*be awkward af promise ur gonna pull some accidental comedy gold mate*
"California" *shows Bosnia* 😂
Hi Bosnian
Eid Mubarak
How many people actually want tuxbird a gf
You thought
Pika 7926 sure if he uploads a lot again
I mean no telling if him and her met up ;;;;;;)))
for the love of good tux GET ONE
Man put up Tokyo ghoul for demon slayer 🤣🤣🤨
Nah flirting around like a playboy is more than enough😂😂
Hey tux, WHERE IS THE I PLAY WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND VIDEO HUH!?
anybody else saw that picture of tokyo ghoul when the girl said shes watching demon slayer
I was quite saddened
It tilted me a bit lol
LilAnt 3198 it’s not like that’s the joke or anything
Yup
Burnt Chicken Nuggets you’re telling me that people joke no way
"How NOT to pick up girls" Why is that the title when it actually worked?
Cuz you have a better chance of getting 5 black ices in a row than getting a girl with yumi and cob coaching
@RayB4n true but when you say dumb shit like tux did, im pretty sure you'd fall out 😂
Is it wrong to pick up girls in siege?
"Yeah i live in California"
*proceeds to show image of Bosnia*
I know I died when I saw that
And Herzegowina
Bosnian Negro ah yes of cours
I'm sorry but watching a listening to tuxbird talking to a girl is the funniest sh*t ever
"WHAT TIME TONIGHT YUMI"
"Pick one"
"Pick one"
"1.."
😭😭😭
"I watch demon slayer"
*Tokyo Ghoul picture*
TRIGGERED
I see you are also a man of culture
Same i about screamed
@@subtilizer5657 I see your a man of culture
Todoroki picture with midoriya name
TRIGGERED
Local Crusader ah yes you recognized my name
Buxturd: "What about we watch a movie tonight?"
Gamer grill: "Yea what time tonight?"
Simpbird: "What time yumi??!!"
FaZe Joomie: "Pick one."
Xurbdic: "1."
I died
Misspelling the youtubers names doesnt make you funny... just sayin
Pit Viper im gonna have to disagree with you on that one
@@Sky-Bananas but did I ask you tho? Wasn't trying to be funny I just wanted to spell them like that
Pit Viper he do be kinda funny tho ur just mad u can't be
Pit Viper I definitely laughed💀💀
That slerules girl was surprisingly calm about whatever was going on in that conversation .
5:30
What you hear: *WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
What she hear: *.*
This girl just pulled the "im picking you up instead, lets do a watchparty, and ill engage the conversation while you cringe with yumi" card, which holds the world record for longest simp name for a pokemon card.
Tux while talking to girls: Dude i gotta get that gamer girl juice Yumi:HOW A CHAMPION GETS A GIRLFRIEND (thats ur next vid title, your welcome)
wut
This was painful.
I loved it.
God speed young tux.
"i'm watching demon slayer"
**shows Tokyo Ghoul**
I never realized what she actually said because of his edit lmao
@Szymon DekoTG what
@Szymon DekoTG same man
The sounds at the end are actually Tux and slerules testing the " *cure* "
the pestilence is cured,my job here is done
@@Verseanomaly 049 what you doin here
@Devils Angel just trying to find a cure for COVID-19
The title: How NOT to talk to girls
Me: since when do you know HOW to talk to girls
Don’t need to know how to know how not to.
Colin Jensen u right
Step 1 of how not to talk to girls:
Call them a piece of shit (actually that might work in like 1 case)
3 years and still the best r6 video ever made and the game isnt even the main focus
4:09 “yeah i live in california”
**shows bosnia and herzegovena’s map**
Seems about right, both are hellish warzones
In the map says bOsNa lmao
Eduardo Gilmar I’ve visited BosNa and hErZAgOnEvA
Eduardo Gilmar bruh that comment gave me autism
Lmao!
*yugoslav wars intensify*
Me: *sees title* oh here we go again with the girl pickups
Tux: here we go again with the girl pickups
Me: :0
The girl: :0
jonny juAN god: :0
I haven't laughed so hard for a long time in a video
Same
This was by far the funniest 2nd hand embarrassment type video I've ever seen