@@OzZVidz The SimpBird, a relative of the CUCKatoo, can be found on the native beaches bringing young women in bikinis drinks, food, anything they request. The SimpBird is so good at what it does, many women have sought it out as a pet. SimpBird's were an endangered species, but are spreading rapidly in Western nations.
At the start of the T-Pain commentary I laughed all the way through until tuxbird presents things taken out of context this is one of my favorite tuxbird videos
“But if you want to see me cry myself to sleep…” Tuxedo drone, you gotta do a sleep stream now. You can’t just tease us like that without following through.
Soldier_66 Siege: Keeps meta the same and people say that they want it changed and it’s boring. Siege: *does meta changing nerfs* Siege Players: The devs are brain dead and these nerfs suck.
Aaryan Pallath I’m upset they took Buck’s frags. To be fair, other players blow themselves up with them way too often, but that’s no reason to punish me ;( I actually unironically want a refund for him now. Now I only play Sledge when I used to play Buck all the time.
TuxBird video checklist: Be racist: Y or N Directly insult some demographic: Y or N Fart in the mic: Y or N Auto tune: Y or N Crappy edits: Y or N Simping: Y or N Constant wheezing: Y or N Ace: Usually N
30K in 24 hours? Try almost 50K in 5 hours. This is proof that we all love Tux way more then he thinks. We love you and please, even if you have to be gone for a few weeks at a time, keep uploading and making us smile!
I'm just imagining a depressed guy on rainbow six siege meets with his favorite youtuber, TuxBird, and says. "thank you Tuxbird for all the video you have done. My life has been miserable, stressed, and very depressive. Your vids cheer me up even on the worst of days. Thank you."
9:41 GET PUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET PUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET PUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET PUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Can u please play more with McNasty, Dooo, Soup, Yumi, and/or cob please. I don’t have anything against Softwilly but I think it’s kinda boring of just them calling you simp lmao
The longer the upload takes the taller Tux’s forehead gets
you might have just figured everything out
@@TuxBird Give him a dead body to film and he's logan paul
Ehem... The longer the icon of sin is on earth the stronger it gets
@@TuxBird I have a vid idea. Why don't you make a vidio of every ' taken out of content' moments but it has the content behind it.
He pinned your comment lmao
“He simply cannot do anything else now”
I got to hand it to you Tux, that was both 200 IQ and really funny
Tuxbird: *chooses the Pokémon ‘Psyduck’ to represent himself
Everybody: *_*GLOWING EYES_*
Considering your pfp, i expect no less of a comment
Considering your pfp, i expect no less of a comment
Considering your pfp, i expect no less of a comment
Considering your pfp, i expect no less of a comment
What is this, a Pewdiepie vid?
Tux: Looks in a girl's general direction
Chat: Pathetic
SimpBird
@@OzZVidz a simpbird in its natural habitat
@@OzZVidz The SimpBird, a relative of the CUCKatoo, can be found on the native beaches bringing young women in bikinis drinks, food, anything they request. The SimpBird is so good at what it does, many women have sought it out as a pet.
SimpBird's were an endangered species, but are spreading rapidly in Western nations.
@@Aqueox Very good definition. If there was a Wikipedia page about SimpBirds, I think this would be the first few sentences.
Tux: What do you call a white talentless 20 yr old"
SOFTwilly: "TuxBird"
Damn that mustta hurt
i wont be suprise if tux didnt get hurt cuz he doesnt have enough acting talent
He set himself up for that one tbh
“What do you call a 20 year old talentless white kid?”
- Buxturd 2020
Ay man leave the duck alone
cole no. The dick chased me at the pond. He wanted my bread
*Xurbdic
@@chriscole1974 my man just got mugged by a duck what do you mean
xirbdic
All salute to the anti-simp, coyote.bng. He let’s now woman get in his way of being team killed by tux
I have returned from being killed by tuxbird, i have been killed by no other yet
@@watamelonjj I can change that
@@maxbessire9016 bet
That TPAIN concert turned into a Ariana Grande concert real quick...
Yikes
Bruh
@top.comment.god
Oh shiiiiiitttttttttttt hahaaaa
#holup
"I weaponized simping"
They said it could not be done
They said it was made for idiots
and it would be too expensive and would never work
They were wrong ^-^
@@MarksterC and they were right
They said it was made for wanks.
6:36 that giggle was way too fkn wholesome and I hate it.
“He’s the reason I’m black” automatically liked
same
Automatically disliked....
⠀
Daniell animator no one asked.
This honestly was one of the best videos you’ve put out, I was dying laughing throughout the entire video
Jai Guy same
Same
Jai Guy really? If you liked forced content and stale jokes then you should watch smiity or whatever his name is
XimDrip 1080 Guess I do man, can’t help what I find funny lmao
XimDrip 1080 shut up there both funny as fuck. It doesn’t matter who makes you laugh it’s just that you do.
At the start of the T-Pain commentary I laughed all the way through until tuxbird presents things taken out of context this is one of my favorite tuxbird videos
8:16 SPONGEBOB NO!
Wait a minute...I think I Kno you from somewhere, don't know hmmmmm 🤔
hi tales big fan
SIEFE TALES! LUV U!
(No homo) :)))))))))
Tux drones into a mute jammer - “LADIES AND GENTLEMAN FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN A ROW!”
Me - the amount of times he uploaded in a year?
can't be man, five would be way too many
Damn fckubg roasted mc toasted
dude... calm down ur going to make him do a ded
That T-Pain part just made me sad, knowing he can actually sing.
"im gonna take a break after that one" NOT AGAIN TUXBIRD. NO
Been two hours and almost 30 thousand likes. Looks like we’re getting an early upload
Reporting in been 7 hours nearly 60k likes
8 hours 45k likes
Hopefully
@@RatKingJim how tf did it decrease so much? 😂
last time he said that it took him 3 weeks so... who knows lol
“What do you call a talentless white 20 year old?” “Tuxbird” I tried so hard not to spit out my drink
“But if you want to see me cry myself to sleep…”
Tuxedo drone, you gotta do a sleep stream now. You can’t just tease us like that without following through.
Finnaly, a weapon more powerful weapon than the hydrogen bomb:
S I M P I N G
Shelfdefence no, lizzo tripping is the most powerful weapon
Pizza T1me 😂
A weapon to surpass metalgear.
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Also thermonuclear and cobalt and anti matter bomb so
"I have weaponized simping."
More powerful than any other weapon.
Thanos requests your location. 😐
Now this is an avengers level threat
SkillShot Gaming _want to know tuxbirds location_
Tuxbirds upload schedule is as reliable as my dad coming home with the 10 year old milk
Zyon If your dad ever comes back can you just let us now?
ur so funny
We all know what really happens - Thanos snapping to make them all disappear.
@@stik_8086 thank you
It’s been three days tux
it's been 9 years, dad
It’s been three months grandpapy
I've been noticing something with the latest videos and thats wheres yumi and cob?
Thelivingmop 3704 ik right
There like 10 meters away from him all the time pretty much
im pretty sure cob was in his last video
Juan Cabrera cob hasn’t been in a video since like December. I’ve looked every time
They live in the same house ..
It is quite impossible to fit the amount of things wrong with siege players into one video.
Soldier_66 I wouldn't mind 3 hours straight of tux
Soldier_66
Siege: Keeps meta the same and people say that they want it changed and it’s boring.
Siege: *does meta changing nerfs*
Siege Players: The devs are brain dead and these nerfs suck.
@@aaryanpallath8172 I am really only upset that they buffed Ela and then immediately nerfed her
Aaryan Pallath I’m upset they took Buck’s frags. To be fair, other players blow themselves up with them way too often, but that’s no reason to punish me ;(
I actually unironically want a refund for him now. Now I only play Sledge when I used to play Buck all the time.
9:39 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF ME HEAD GET O
“My man switches up for no girl” shit had me dead 😂
10:12 This dude rejected a girl for Tux, if that isn’t commitment Idk what is 😂😂😂
i need to learn from the right master. please, master, teach me, this lowly- student, to be strong as yours, to be able to avoid simping!
Kentos Cocos I can teach you how to avoid simping.
It’s called not being a simp...
@@bigchimp_ tell me,master
@@bigchimp_ I'm afraid that someday i would turn to simp,and i don't want that
4:50 that was the best beat to go along with this dude ong🤣🤣
Does anyone know what it is?
Fortnite shit
No can u tell
What that beat ?
“ Just imagine you have friends”
I feel verbally attacked 😂
this was honestly one of the best vids I've watched in a while
The auto toon part was genius! Please do more of it. "He's checking all the angles even the ones he could not possibly be in."😂
I love watching tux’s vids man. it’s like a little sneak peek on the content that’s going to be in cob and yumi’s vids
After watching the video i am sad to say that the amount ou cob and yumi is less than 3 horse radishes
TuxBird video checklist:
Be racist: Y or N
Directly insult some demographic: Y or N
Fart in the mic: Y or N
Auto tune: Y or N
Crappy edits: Y or N
Simping: Y or N
Constant wheezing: Y or N
Ace: Usually N
You forgot JACKIE chhan
@@light3453 also forgot ISIS
30K in 24 hours? Try almost 50K in 5 hours. This is proof that we all love Tux way more then he thinks.
We love you and please, even if you have to be gone for a few weeks at a time, keep uploading and making us smile!
more than love for his content, I liked this vid cuz I wanna see if Tux can actually follow an upload schedule . . .
Bro are you simpin. Lmao
Kadin Bearden damn right soldier
TuxBird is Karen’s kid that survived to get his vaccine shots
This is going on r/rareinsults
May I ask?
Don't Ask me kaden is karens kid
DUDE The first 30 seconds of the video were the greatest thing for you to return with. Big Love
“Truth or dare, you ask me.”
Tuxbird: *So you have chosen death*
*You have forfeited your living privileges*
Guido Mista It’s treason, then.
Anyone remember when he was called xurbdic 😂
Tubscribe to Xurbdicc
Tux, this was easily one of your best videos. I've probably watched it 10 times over again.
"You gotta wiggle more to be a tru pro"
- quote that every pro league wanna be goes by
My mans wasn’t simping over no female he said he wanted tux that’s respect
Tux I really do love your videos man, keep up the excellent work, and don't ever quit. I'll be missing you and your friends having fun in siege.
8:06 had me crying because of the MW2 sound effect 😂😂😂
Tux, I bless you with the almighty power to achieve the champion rank every season.
in case anyone is wondering
korean text at 5:13 translates to "please, please"
the one that follows after that is "tuxedo subscription"
5:13 It says "Please subscribe Tuxedo" in Korean.
Ok...?
but he didn't say Korean......
@@BBBB0601 it's written in korean...
video:starts with truth or dare
me: Oh no
Literally the only guy where people want you to miss your shot in game tuxbird
The little penguin on the end said "can't wait to see you again"
Maybe if you upload videos more often he won't have to wait as long tux😂
9:16 “I figured out how to weaponize simping” XD that honestly got me
Honestly the hey hey getting cut off at the end made me lose it! Lol. Great work tux
"Attack mode on"
Last words before eating bullets
I love how they get so confident and when they mess up they legit turn into set 8 😂
Loved seeing the final clips after watching you edit them on twitch a while back!! Great as always!!
Oh and 5:53 i'd like to point out wa'snt
K bye
the "wa'snt" was on purpose for the big funny to be presented
3:14 I wheeze everytime
3 day later: still no video 😅
Edit: omg thank you for all the like :)
True that
I honestly hope he gets 0 likes from now on for lying to us again
Wow, thats a little harsh
I know, but still harsh sounding
@Ttv_nomxrcyy eh, I don't think that was a joke lol and if it was then he's terrible at sarcasm
This is probably my favourite of your videos so far, I really appreciate the structure it took it was very well done keep it up
8:35 legit thought my phone was ringing( this is my ringtone)
What is the name?
@@Liam-cq7xk the name is the house build theme from red dead redemption 2
Random who can't hear yall talk: "I felt that one through my headset" Me: "Wow"
the autotune segment is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen it's 3am and i'm losing my MIND
The worst part about the siege Community is the upload schedule
4:30 - "You gotta to wiggle more to be a true pro"
-NamedUser_ 2020
6:15 is too wholesome for my liking 😂
3:17 ariana grande concert 💀
too soon??
BRUUUUUUH
Manos Thats genuinely a top tier comment
Bro omg madnesss like I was there I’m Manchester when I happened mad
OOOOHHHH NOOOO 🤣
"When the dude isn't on the right"
Nobody said he was on the right, he said left. XD
I'm just imagining a depressed guy on rainbow six siege meets with his favorite youtuber, TuxBird, and says. "thank you Tuxbird for all the video you have done. My life has been miserable, stressed, and very depressive. Your vids cheer me up even on the worst of days. Thank you."
Imagine how good of a dad tux bird would be if it was similar to his upload schedule
In this video tux finally clutches and we get a one in a life time auto tune commentary and performance.love the vids keep it up
I’m just wondering what tuxbirds search history looked like after trying to find those stock images
remember the stock image with a duck on a dude's head in a bathtub-
Whee the hell is the video that’s supposed to come out 3days later
Yes you sometimes take a while to upload but your videos are a work of art Tux. Keep it up King
I love how with every vid the jokes get progressively more offensive
Tuxbird: Some Animal Crossing meme.
Me watching this in 144p: -_-
I love this type of video the editing and the natural friendship is very nice👌
He said it… 9:40
10:32 - that’s what she said. Literally
I think this is my favorite vid you've uploaded. Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work brother 👊
the sexiest penguin alive with the best content
Oh, why thank you.
Nah, sexiest penguin is bluewestlo
Dude like when did Tux like actually become actually kinda maybe okay
9:41 GET PUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET PUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET PUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET PUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
"How to weaponize simping" earned my like
3:19 it’s supposed to be a tpain concert not Arianna grande
bro you’re making jokes like it’s 2012. I love it
9:17 “i figured out how to weaponize simping”
Theseadoggo YT thanks idk what I was thinking
1:03 He had that coming to him, and he knew
5:29 that alvo atingido from mw2 favela misson got me by surprise not gonna lie
BRASILEIRO
Mais um kkkkk
@@malicia_ sim kkkk
Anime when i'm watching alone: 5:17
Anime when my parents walk in: 8:59
Fart jokes and Isis jokes are like the peanut butter and jelly, the perfect combo
Can we all appreciate that most of TuxBird’s clips are out of context even though he has a section in every video dedicated to out of context clips.
What happened with yumi and cob how come they haven’t been in these videos recently
That's what I'm wondering
Tuxbird: I’m tried to organize this video
Also tuxbird: puts an isis joke right after a fart joke
I've got this tuxbird
Tuxbird: smh
Can u please play more with McNasty, Dooo, Soup, Yumi, and/or cob please. I don’t have anything against Softwilly but I think it’s kinda boring of just them calling you simp lmao
Hector Liu Then your not a true fan
I guess I’m not
Hector Liu agreed
Honestly Xurbdic just keeps getting bullied.
9:38 Did you just say.. the forbidden word?
*me three days ago
Nice more buxturd content in three days
*Me now
Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
LMAOO the kid wasn’t even speaking korean yet he put korean words on there
keep going tux we love you! Not gonna lie you're the reason im getting siege today
4:04 please make an auto tune remix called “it’s all about tuxbird here” you even got the hook for the song
Let’s make this happen