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Odd Bird Seduction Techniques | Life Story | BBC Earth
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2015
- Some birds use a bit of creativity and a slight performance for their own seduction techniques. Taken from Life Story.
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the eyes are so incredible, sometimes pure purple with a black dot, sometimes deep violet with a black dot
I liked the eyes so cute and kawaii😍😍😍😙😙😙
@@adrianaurrea8559 cute and kawaii mean the same thing
@@sothesalamilidwontfit maybe she meant it as a tautology
LOL @1:48.
Pupil?
*"You like my robot dance lil mama?"*
"Im a dude."
*"..."*
*"..But did you like it?"*
Привет из Белоруссии г Брест
Беки лемме смашы.
Ю уант сам фак?
@@unstoppableking2356
Ok..?
But it's a junior
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"blue decorations really pleased a female"
*Put bird skull in as decorations... that's gotta be some Goth bird Right there
Excellent
Good abservation
Hatsf
You have good knowledge
Fida
Skull of the last Junior.
All black with neon-blue eyes... Yep, that's a Goth bird.
@@RegeroTerra
Good comment
Hatsf
Thanku expressing your feelings friend
The skull looks to be a rabbit or other small rodent skull actually, but definitely a goth bird nevertheless 😂
Birds are really characters. The nerve of the older bird destroying the younger one's bower. Doesn't he remember when he was young bird? Their eyes are beautiful.
I don’t think he cares if he does remember. Birds really don’t have much empathy.
@@sophiagomez5619bro why wouldn't he care if that adult destroyed junior's bower, junior must have felt anger
@@RetroRift. NO, YASIR, he would NOT feel "ANGER"....BIRDS, are NOT people. That would be a human reaction, not a bird's. Nest destroyed, rebuild, period.
@@DovesSweetSonnetYou haven't seen crows around, have you?
he remembers and thinks it`s now my turn
no, ron. your tail is small.
wot?
Swiggity swooty?
you want yellow?
ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ-ᏞᎬᏒ Blue and yellow?
No
Alyssa East wut?
o my gollie goodness look at all these likes
BBC is probably confused as all hell as to why this videos blown up.
Vortallius I'm sure they've realized it's a meme from all the comments.
If anything, this has less views than expected, with the other videos in the related tab having at least 300k views each. They may not even know of lemme smash. And they may never know.
nah they know, they demonetized part 3
BBC be like: wot swiggity swooty
300k is not blowing up.
3:03 that moment he realized that he’s already gone in the mid performance😂
*Seduction noises*
Wait, where'd he go?
*Seduction noises stop*
That little shit!!
Never go during mid performance, the artist could go mad. 🤪
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priceless!
"Lemme smash"
"I'm a dude"
"Please"
"I'm a dude"
"I got you blue, lemme smash"
"I'm a dude"
"Did you just said dude?"
"No homo"
"I'm gonna destroy your crap"
"Oh noes"
The end
The bird might be gay I guess-
Unknown to Ron, Becky IS Ben.
Lightscribe225 Well, they did say "Go find Becky" when Ron wanted to smash that first time, so it's clear he was mistaking someone else for Becky. Might as well be Ben lol
Lightscribe225 yaoi m8
Mark Maker that wasn't becky. it was ron's alternative for becky, and after she left he realized he wanted becky back.
duN dUN DUUUUNNNN
2:45 *SHE DOESN'T WANT YELLOW*
Jakub Šinákl Blue and yellow? No.
Jakub Šinákl w
Sbohem :DDD
Ron I'm leaving
Awful Small and Mean hi Aquamarine
3:03 when you realize you've been flirting with an underage boy, and see Chris Hansen knocking on your door.
gachi or was hiding behind the curtain
muahuahuauusad best comment
Do you want to take a perch?
3:04 Dead from laughter every time I see this omg.
The spit coming out of his mouth too 😹
pLanetstarBerry me too
Right hhaha
What a weird life, get hit on by weird old man then old man breaks your house with his mouth
He didn't like being rejected XD
Swiggity swooty
Lol never laughed so hard
He does look a bit gay and dreamy doesn’t he?
Omg....thts deep
Junior was like I aint gay yo. I'm outta here.
ahahahahaa i'm crying ahahahaha
Dexter Jones 😂😂😂💀☠⚰⚱
No that was Ben
“Juvenile males are almost identical to females.”
Ron “Wot!”
"Swiggity Swooty?"
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Well that was awkward lmaooo the saliva dripping out of the Masters mouth when he realized the other bird left mid performance
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@@st1lo67 no
@@st1lo67 stfu
Ron, Im leaving
Death_slayer583 LEMME SMASH
No Ron, go find becky
Death_slayer583 You want sum tail?
*Flick*
ugh..
Wot
That awkward moment when you are flirting with a girl and it turns out to be a small male
Happens all the time
Trap card activated
Dropped a Bridget on him.
Thought of the Ruff bird and the 3 types of male in the species.
Happens to everyone once in a while. I sympathize with the bird that was called the master, though. Last time I mistook a dude for a chick, I destroyed his house too.
"the master has other intentions.....SEDUCTION!"
🤣🤣
the narration is funnier than most comedy shows out there lmaooo
I dont think the master bird destroyed the nest to screw up junior's breeding season, he was just mad cause junior left mid-performance XD
Some birds just can't take rejection.
Who can take rejection?
@@madhumaniar1801 emotionally mature people
@@abja101 I go crazy every time XD
@@abja101 you're great👍
I mean, the guy got Jebaited with a small boy lmao.
“Lemme smash”
“No.”
“Please becky”
“No, your tail is too small”
Bow Q-Q swiggity swooty
"Imma get that bitch a stick, bitches love sticks."
Starla Cat repent Jesus is coming
@@TheFerretyOne48 stick stick stick stick stick stick stick need stick got stick Becky I got stick
L e m m e s m a s h
Funny, "tail" means "queue" in french, which also means "dick"
For those asking, the bird is a blue-eyed satin bowerbird. Your welcome!
Thanks!
S A T A N
Michael Hillmon Thank you!
You're welcome, not your.
Thank you! Been looking for ages
Master: *Love me baby!*
Junior: *You think im Gae?*
Master's name is Ron
This narration is hilarious sometimes. *Almost* better than Lemme Smash.
I think it is way better than Lemme Smash. But that's just me.
Becky is a boy
David Attenborough's narration beats that meme by a landslide.
95% of comments - lemme smash meme
5% of comments - About this actual video
Køiyøi lemme smash, pls!
Køiyøi TRUE
are you Ben ?
Ernesto Salazar Jr Salazar Jr I got blue!
99% Lemme Smash
1% Video.
2:48 ‘Junior doesn’t know what to do next’ lol that’s hilarious!!!
Master: LOVE ME
Junior: *hops away at the speed of light*
That's some high quality footage; you could even see the drool when the adult dropped the objects from his mouth. Poor Junior... David Attenborough is the perfect narrator for documentaries such as this one.
She doesn't want yellow...
Echo's Let's Plays. blue and yellow??
no...
Echo's Let's Plays.
Blue and yellow? No..
wot
what has my life come to?
No wait lemme smash!
The moment when the bird realized it's another male and drops all his stuff he's collected so far-priceless!
* I call this one the robot *
Birdie: bro imma male
*stops mid dance*
A bit of blue?
No.
Yellow?
She doesn't want yellow..
Yellow and Blue?
Moontail Draws no
Ron, I'm leaving.
wot?
NO! WAIT! LEMME SMASH!!
What’s my life come to?
Maybe a stick?
RIP comment section, it was smashed
Waddle Derp you clever stick.
Waddle Derp nice
I'd also like to point out that when I looked up "Pootis Bird documentary" this was the 9th result.
"Junior doesn't know what to do next."
I feel for you, Junior.
Even though I'm laughing. xD
"Yo, cool house man."
"YO WANNA LOOK AT THIS BLUE."
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poor junior, first he got seduced mistaken him of a female then his creation got destructed..
+vanitas ventus if it was in a human society, my house would be broken already...
IKR that's so sad
vanitas ventus maybe ron is just gay
*l e m m e s m a s h*
In America, if you try to do this to someone's nest, you get shot.
Seth Walsh lemme smash
I got you blue
"I got you blue, no. I got you yellow"
"I'm leaving"
"she doesnt like yellow"
"blue and yellow? no"
*ron, I'm leaving*
Being a female, I honestly think these birds are putting more effort in their mating games than most human males!
@TH-cam Account#:457
Sorry, you may have blue balls, but they're not the right SHADE of blue.
Haha
Human women have made things alot easier for human men when it comes to mating hence the lack of effort.
Why should men put in effort when women don't? And no, standing there looking pretty isn't effort.
For how long have you hated men?
You can see the exact nanosecond when juniors heart breaks in 2 when he sees his bower gone.
And then Lemme Smash was born.
chaikinz I don't get it, how's it related to this?
Hot News in the original lemme smash were used scenes from this wildlife documentary.
I didn't know violet eyes exist in nature!!
im gonna judge you by your look.
Wolf Nugget so, what do you think?
don't judge me by my look You're pfp is amazing!
Catsy O'Niell Productions thanx 😊
Ikr? They look amazing! :O
My TH-cam recommendations years ago:
"Lemme smash!"
My TH-cam recommendations 2019:
"Bird Seduction Techniques | Life Story | BBC."
Finally the original one. I just got one question... "What has my life come to?"
3:02 when he drops the stuff LMAO
BBC must be confused at the comments
bbc ? big black cock ? the bird is a big black cock but with blue balls
You want yellow?
She doesn't want yellow...
Blue and yellow?
No...
Zephyr Here
Ron, I'm leaving.
Wot? No wait,LEMME SMASH.
Samuel 9082 what has my life come to
"The master has other intentions...seduction" WAIT HOLD ON HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A NARRATIVE
This is the Satin Bower Bird, from Australia. We frequently have them in our yard (they like eating the fruit from our fruit trees), and its true that the female looks just like juvenile males, except that her eyes are like a grey/dark brown instead of blue. Also, the male's black plumage shines metallic dark blue when the sun hits it. :)
Little did they know that Becky was actually a male.
Becky has a benis
Im pretty sure Becky isnt actually the bird in that video, seeing as "she" (who we now know is actually a boy) told Ron to "go find Becky".
The B in LGBT stands for Bowerbird.
Nick Anning As a part of the lgbtq community I can confirm this is 100% accurate
trap
Still a better love story than Twilight.
9/10 needs more lemme smash
Not a high bar at all tbf
@@scholarssolutions6735 I wouldnt know. Never watched twilight.
Well, that's not leaving Much up to a question. I could write a two-sentence paragraph of historian, have it be a better love story than Twilight. Watch this. One rock loves the other rock very much. Love gets stolen by vampire, and they run off into sunset. BAM summed up a better story than Twilight
The young bird was like I don't play that I'm outta here!!
2:13 if you listen very carefully oh, you can hear Junior's internal screaming.
Ever have one of those days when some young guy enters your home so you decide to practice your pickup lines on him?
Yeah.
Nice job, comment 9/10, profile pic 999999999999/10
Lemme Smash
DusterMuster Becky let's Ben smash
It's Moonie heck
It's Moonie Please.
You want sum tail
*flick*
No Ron, your tail is small
I can not watch this without hearing the other audio
3:07 “well bye, it’s been weird!”
03:04 laughed so hard to that disappointment, my fiance had to check me if I was going mad.
I lost it and my cat woke up from his nap and just stared at me upside down for five minutes.
it was priceless, PRICELESS!!! Ahahahahhaha
Legion That was amazing
Wait both of those are dudes...the meme was completely wrong!
LJK401 what if Junior just had a very feminine voice which led Ron to believing he's female? o .o Junior still needs to hit puberty xD And Ron needs to get back with Becky ;D
Or ron is gay.
Damn bird traps.
LJK401 xD
venus De milo Glad I made you laugh.
In life, I am Junior.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
He destroyed everything😂😂
WAIT BECKY'S A GUY?!?!?!?!
KawaiiKittyStar yea he is
KawaiiKittyStar The bird in the video isn't Becky, Becky is a different one.
KawaiiKittyStar SPOILERS FOR THE COMMENT SCROLLERS!
maybe she's trans
becky is the best trap ever
Junior-"Yo... Uh... I was just checking it out... I'm not into that!"
Junior walking away like: "... am I gay? No, no I can't be... can I?"
This is way more dramatic than I imagined 😂
There purple eyes are beautiful.
That moment when you realize Ron was hitting on a boy.
ShootingStarAJM haha
Becky was a trap the entire time.
So birds can be gay? !!
Hey teenage boys look like lady's anyone could make that mistake lol.
Bae Bae no, the adult females look like juvenile males. Ron was confused.
3:05 That look says it all! 😂
I love how confused juvenile looked...He was like, "umm,master...I'm not who u think-"
Junior looks scared out of his mind.
GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER Older man seduces young teen boy who doesn't know a thing about being gay/bi...
AubrentheJack then trashes his house.
Ron's tail so big she can't comprehend
Imagine you're all happy in your house and then a larger, older dude comes out of nowhere and starts hitting on you
birds are so beautiful i finally understand why my sims always go bird watching
dennyfrontier this video is very popular. wanna know why? Just look up Lemme Smash on TH-cam
dennyfrontier lemme smash
3:04 "oh hell no...you did not just leave like that..." LMAO 😂
Wow what a beautiful bird and they do realy so much hardwork and finally they get some return..
*S w i g g i t y s w o o t y ?*
You want sum fuk
Where iz Beckey?
fuck this nest, fuck ben
you want yellow?
she doesn't want yellow...
Harleen Quinzel blue and yellow... No
I said that while watching this in the right mment XD
Harleen Quinzel I would die if a guy got me blue or yellow😍😍😍💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛
⚄⚂
my exact thought
Legend has it. . .
That Ron is still looking for Becky~
Good for him. From what I heard, Becky ended up seeing this video and thought Ron was now gay. She lives in Brazil now with her new man Ben. *shrugs* smashy smash!
1:47
The way the bird looked at the camera front faced
Its like "you re next"
You want fuk don't you
@@syedsufi9645you want sum fuk
Looks like the adult male doesn't know how to take rejection well. Poor junior.
i see a comment of yours at about every 3rd video i watch the comments at
this is a nice stick, i like sticks peck pick
Wouldn't you be?
lemme smash
Please
Amaris Thompson No, Ron. Go find Becky.
No ron...Go find Becky
Is no one going to talk about their incredible eye color?!?
Bro, its a literal bird version of an enderman, prove me wrong
He's like "Ok Junior how was that? Do you think it will impress her?"
"IDK man I'm not gay."
The guys that disliked the video are Ben's friends.
i love how utterly bewildered and confused junior looks
Anyone else think the adult male looks/sounds like a robot when he's practicing his seduction techniques?
No Ron, your tail is small
Stupid fuk
The peacocks must be a chad then.
Wot
swiggity swooty
I have sticks..
I have cash.....
Lemme smash ?
the narrator's comment is really priceless
David Attenborough, legend
David Attenborough:''Oh dear, there's nothing left.''
2:02 when your boss tells a bad joke but you have to laugh so you don't get fired
Only here because of "lemme smash"
Aren't we all?
RATTL3 D3M BON3S yes
Sarah McClure same
Sarah McClure same
Sarah McClure me too
I feel sad for junior.Hope he found his mate
he's probably dead from avian flu....or got eaten by a snake.
Jeron Wong LEMME SMASH
Incredibly beautiful one all black with violet eyes...
The sad thing is that most of the “blue decorations” are just human junk
You're right, but at least this time that junk serves an high purpose, Beauty and... love making. Not too bad, isn't it?
They used to use blue fruits and bugs, and now they use plastic waste 😟
they don't see anything sad in it so it's ok
So this whole time Ron was just rehearsing for Becky, and then got mad when his friend left before he was finished practicing.
What has my life come to?
Becky thought my tail was big
Becky used to lemme smash
Becky is smashing Ben
Ben is a ho
#BenIsAHo2017
best comment
#BenIsAHo2017
Silver the Cardboard
Hi Sliver
yey 1000th like
Sliver the Cardboard
Coffee stirrers, bottle and pen caps. Right humans, we're on the right track.
He was like: dang boy I don't go that way ( runs away feeling awkward) almost got hypnotized by him 😂😂😂
@ 1:31 that def looks like another bird skull in the middle of the love shack...
Are you saying you're not up for getting down and dirty on top of your ancestors' remains?
I think it's a small rodent skull. Like a mouse or something. It didn't look like it had a beak.
@@yttrium7646 I was thinking the same. Still pretty hardcore, though.
for goth birds only
junior's poor house got destroyed because he turned down a seduction from an older male. that's cold bro.
+glovesandtea you make it sound like every catolic child story.
lemme smash
3:35 I thought he killed himself when he saw his hut destroyed 😂
Those eyes are amazing.