To quote the late Robin Williams (RIP), "Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not f**king empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet"
That might be true for some people... but weed can have different effects on every single person. I'm not saying it's wrong, but it's not for everyone.
Cannabis has 2 major Groups Cannabis Indica and Cannabis Sativa and they are the Antipoles of eachother. In these groups there are many types of Strains and mixes of them. Both those that have been bred forth, as those that have mixed naturaly and many new are constantly discovered as the World returns to having it a legal and normal Product. All these Strains and mixes can have unique look, taste ,smell,fysical and mental "high" and also medicinal qualities. many sativas do make you feel empovered. they can make you feel uplifted, happy and give incredible euphoria. so sativa is great to get things done like lifting weights, going swimming, speaking with friends , handling buissness ect while indica is for relaxing and sleeping..
if you say his stuff was laced then why drag weed into it by saying something like this. could have just said kid smoked crack/meth/ heroin and had the same effect
That court scene was the most bullshit part of all. "Alright, men, the boy confessed, there really should be no trial, but since there is one, let's just hang the boy and be done with it!" "But, sir, not only is his memory of the incident clouded, but where the hell did he get the gun? Did he go there with it? He's got no motive, so are we saying he was planning to kill her? Also, how the hell does a man stoned out of his mind, regardless of what effects we're saying it has, manage to shoot a REVOLVER straight at all?! The recoil on those things make it hard for a completely sober man to aim properly without special training!" ... **first juror takes out a joint and gives it a good puff** "...Eh, who cares, I wanna hang somebody! **stoner laugh** "
+NotAGoodUsername360 Also, how could someone have killed Mary Jane- er...Mary *Lane* if she was lying down on the couch? The only way for the bullet to have popped the zit on her back would be for it to do a bunch of silly Wild West-esque ricochets off the various objects in the room. And Mythbusters even proved the ricocheting bullet cliche false!
My grandfather were talking about marijuana for some reason, and he mentioned he had heard of an old movie called Reefer Madness. Having heard of it only a fistful of times before, it blew my mind to learn that he had even heard of this film. Instead of showing him the actual movie, we watched this Nostalgia Critic episode. I'm very happy that this episode was made. Good times!
Shocking violence I can attest the witness of my grandfather whom swears one of his neighbours smoked marijuana and then sneezed LOUDLY! IN PUBLIC! WITHOUT any offer of an apology! Police were startled by this blatant display of merciless violence.
Dennis Claros dont forget alcohol that some how gives him sick ass slow motion powers to blow people's faces open but hey....he got his finger on the trigger then they were all dead
So, all this time, people have claimed marijuana was a gateway to harsher drugs. According to this film, which has of course done all the research necessary for an accurate portrayal, marijuana is actually WORSE THAN HEROIN. Turns out heroin was the light stuff that leads to marijuana!
I think that's kinda common in a lot of places. I have a friend here in Michigan going through tons of legal trouble because someone jumped on his car in a 25mph zone. The cop on the scene even told him that people are doing that to collect lawsuit money constantly
Insurance fraud like that, and police corruption, is why vehicle cameras are so prevalent in Russia as well. You can watch hundreds of hours of those kinds of videos on TH-cam.
I wonder how watching a porno while stoned out of your mind would feel like. "Doooooooood, did you see the size of that condom? It was like....bigger than a SMALL condom! doooood..."
@@liveactionlink8736 saw it in hs when a teacher brought it in as a laugh, it was, only a few kids got upset or their parents did anyway, and the teacher said "you saw this when you where in school, the only dif is, i told them it was propaganda and we where watching for that reason" we also watched a couple other similar movies that where just.. insane....blatant propaganda....fun times though honestly...so much cheese... even the kids who had no exp with pot or pot users as far as they where aware....were just..."how could anybody believe this shit, nobody acts this way whos not on meth" LOL
CattailGamer Very few medicines/drugs are *completely* safe, and I disagree with the Nostalgia Critic about marijuana being one of those "completely safe" and "harmless" drugs/medicines. The term "drug abuse" exists for a reason: most medicines/drugs are poison if you don't use them exactly the right way, usually as prescribed by a doctor or pharmacist.
CattailGamer, I saw that episode, and even in the episode he outright states that marijuana is not completely safe. He doesn't bother to go into the potential negative side effects, but even if you go entirely off of the information in that episode you should know by its admission that it is not "completely safe."
NOTHING can be "infinitely" worse.... There is a finite limit. Your usage of infinity is where you statement became figurative. If you said "It's literally considerably worse for you than weed." That would have been literal. [My Grammar Nazi] Also, the second statement should not have ended in a question mark. Your making a statement not asking a question. ...Sorry I just had to, if I was gonna let you know, might as well let you know, ya know?
@andreasantoni : If you smoke the -marihuana- marijuana, get stoned, and then watch _Reefer Madness_ while stoned, it's an awesome laugh-fest from out of world, man hehehehe I know, I've done it more than once hehehehehe
It amazes me that our government is now still refusing to take Marijuana off Schedule 1, even though it shouldn't be there by their own definition. How much do you have to watch this travesty to be allowed into the DEA?
At 8:30 he says that he doesn't drink soda and then proceeds to sit next to someone who's smoking, granted they weren't aware of the dangers at the time but it still seems inconsistent
@8:24 To be fair critic Soda at the time did contain some crazy ass shit in it like cocaine instead of caffiene and other shit. I wouldn't be drinking soda that much either back then ahaha.
@ Ultimate Mayhem: I'm in. Just do me a favor and don't _Tell Your Children_ . Golly, they're so annoying, and I prefer to enjoy the grass I inhale hehehehehe
It's impressive how badly they messed up this anti-drug movie. You don't need to make shit up to make weed look terrible. All you have to do is make stoners look laughably pathetic. For example: A group of people are sitting around a room taking hits from a bong. Someone says, "You know what's really funny?" "Huh? what?" The first person points. "That... table." Everyone bursts out laughing. THAT is something weed makes you do.
***** Now they're flat out telling you how bad smoking is and yet they still sell it to you. Marijauna is like the only drug that wont kill you if you do it.
***** Oh, right. I didn't know people were still doing that. Stuff cannot be healthy for kids. Might as well give chocolate to your dog, a scientist once said its okay.
The judge at 19:45 also appears as a judge in Three Stooges shorts such as Disorder in the Court - apparently he had a distinguished career on the bench
he said "a huge supply of heroin was taken..." then to say "and more deadly, even than these soul destroying drugs, is the menace of marijuana!" If only the guys writing this PSA were alive today
It's funny how they're all in a jury room hotboxing it with cigarettes fighting over marijuana charges. Those cigarettes do more damage than the biggest strongest vault Hunter grade marijuana out there.
Hot chocolate and soda considered to be tough stuff? This movie was clearly written by grown ups who had NO idea about youth. No wonder they thought marijuana makes you kill your family with an axe.
2:02-2:13 I'm sorry, is the name of the movie Reefer Madness or Reefer Madness: Stardust Crusaders? BECAUSE THE SCROLLING TEXT BETWEEN 2:02-2:13 DESCRIBES THE REASON WHY THE CRUSADERS TRAVELED TO EGYPT TO TAKE DOWN DIO ONCE AND FOR ALL!
One movie that is so terribad it's terrific that they need to do is Mae West's last film "Sextette", wherein, at age 85, West tries to convince the audience that she's still a starlet and sexpot worthy of having over a dozen men throw themselves at her in blind lust.
6:25 Doug, I have been trying for YEARS to figure this out and I believe this exchange can be translated as follows: Mary: Why, don't you know him? That's Hot Fingers Peretti! Jimmy: Boy! He sure swings out hot with a mess o' jive! I suspect Jimmy's jive speak is faulty at best.
Well Mr. Critic let me enlighten you on something if you haven't known for a while, yes I am about to prove how much of an old school kid I is. In the film when the couple of teens say: "Boy he aighnt no paper man, why didn't ya know he's hot fingerd Charlie man he really swings out hot with much a jive" That was them talking about how much they liked the music in a terminology that was quite common in the 1930s. The sadder part is probably that I'm only about 20 & know that... lol
Hey, I'm 31, and I know '20's-50's slang better than modern slang because I watch so many movies from that period, and I had grandparents who grew up then and used those same phrases, along with other more colorful ones.
As someone who smokes weed I just want to say this movie is BS! People like us don't hit old man with our cars !! We hit little girls with our cars !!! So glad i was able to set that straight. Also the rest is all true D:
My girlfriend and me just watched the colorized version of RM sharing two thick bones. It was the funniest and most surreal experience you can imagine. Couldn't wait to see NC's review right after it. We're still laughing so hard it hurts!
What's funny is back in the 30s weed was probably less than 1% thc. Nowadays i can get flower from the dispensary in the mid 30% range and concentrates anywhere from 60 to 100% thc.
Fun Fact: The bit where they talk about the person who killed his whole family with an axe is actually true! It's what brought up this entire Anti-Drug Campaign because the Lawyer used a defense clause claiming the killer wasn't responsible for his own actions and that the drugs made him do it.
Yep, that's the whole reason marijuana is illegal in the first place, a bunch of old fuddy duddy fucks refused to acknowledge mental illness was a thing.
@@Kpimpmaster considering drugs are supposed to relax and calm the nerves, if anything it gave him LESS reason to kill his family with an axe- the entire story was just him trying to get way with it X/
A lot of douchebags on college campuses still smoke cigarettes. You want to see people smoking cigarettes like there's no fucking tomorrow? Visit your local college or university.
Megalodon over here in England most people still smoke cigarettes and and not just the preppy arseholes that go to university's but normal intelligent hard working people as well
22:00 - It's just good old-fashioned crack for me! That line from Chester gets me every time, and you watched this video up to that point, you can see why.
ChronoShenron You are either deeply confused or very young. Panty hose are a single unit that includes... wait for it, a 'panty' portion. Stockings are individual units, one for each leg.
The funniest thing is that the murder was actually committed by.. a sober guy with a gun. Well, that and the fact that they never close the case for the hit and run, well played Jimmy!
@6:56 I get the "3" _______ "teaspoons of olive oil" part, how in the world do you get an oil to *"HEAPING"* levels in a spoon ? being that it is a liquid in the earth's gravity, any above the edge will spill over... Do you partially freeze the oil first ? Do the filmmakers even understand teaspoons of olive oil ? Have they ever... or is that yet another thing that they fail to understand and fail to properly represent ? I don't want to know, I am just asking for some-of-them-reefers, I mean, for a friend.
8:57 Wait, that's the same music that The Three Stooges played in Disorder In The Court. And the same residing judge. And the same year of release! Coincidence?
To quote the late Robin Williams (RIP), "Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not f**king empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet"
That might be true for some people... but weed can have different effects on every single person. I'm not saying it's wrong, but it's not for everyone.
docdave15 unless there is a Hershey bar involved
Megalodon actually smoking that oil or some of the wax really can get you fucked up. Its delightful!
I would pay money to see a stoned person just going about there daily lives
Cannabis has 2 major Groups Cannabis Indica and Cannabis Sativa and they are the Antipoles of eachother. In these groups there are many types of Strains and mixes of them. Both those that have been bred forth, as those that have mixed naturaly and many new are constantly discovered as the World returns to having it a legal and normal Product. All these Strains and mixes can have unique look, taste ,smell,fysical and mental "high" and also medicinal qualities. many sativas do make you feel empovered. they can make you feel uplifted, happy and give incredible euphoria. so sativa is great to get things done like lifting weights, going swimming, speaking with friends , handling buissness ect while indica is for relaxing and sleeping..
A boy murdered his entire family after smoking weed??? His shit was laced!
if you say his stuff was laced then why drag weed into it by saying something like this. could have just said kid smoked crack/meth/ heroin and had the same effect
kiko485 that's just what happens when. you inject one too many marijuana buds
Marijuana is the devil. I injected 4 of them and now I'm gay! GAY, I TELL YOU!
NAH!, mi dog eat a marihuana browni and now shits fire and barks smoke.
Isn't that just water?
That court scene was the most bullshit part of all.
"Alright, men, the boy confessed, there really should be no trial, but since there is one, let's just hang the boy and be done with it!"
"But, sir, not only is his memory of the incident clouded, but where the hell did he get the gun? Did he go there with it? He's got no motive, so are we saying he was planning to kill her? Also, how the hell does a man stoned out of his mind, regardless of what effects we're saying it has, manage to shoot a REVOLVER straight at all?! The recoil on those things make it hard for a completely sober man to aim properly without special training!"
...
**first juror takes out a joint and gives it a good puff**
"...Eh, who cares, I wanna hang somebody! **stoner laugh** "
+NotAGoodUsername360 Also, how could someone have killed Mary Jane- er...Mary *Lane* if she was lying down on the couch? The only way for the bullet to have popped the zit on her back would be for it to do a bunch of silly Wild West-esque ricochets off the various objects in the room. And Mythbusters even proved the ricocheting bullet cliche false!
@@TigerheartFire Exactly, in reality the murderer would have to fire directly down at Mary, which implies planning, not an accident.
-"I have an opinion..."
-"NO YOU DON'T!"
Ladies and gentlemen, every political debate ever!
My grandfather were talking about marijuana for some reason, and he mentioned he had heard of an old movie called Reefer Madness. Having heard of it only a fistful of times before, it blew my mind to learn that he had even heard of this film. Instead of showing him the actual movie, we watched this Nostalgia Critic episode. I'm very happy that this episode was made. Good times!
I think they've confused marijuana with cocaine, meth, acid, and rufilin.
Austin Boucher acid is not bad
No I think they confused Marijuana with violent Schizophrenia mixed with demonic possession.
No...they just found something that could be used in a racist campaign against Mexican migrants and Mexican Americans.
What your doing to those drugs is the same thing they were doing to weed. No drug is Inherently bad they can just be misused
All at the same time 🤣
Shocking violence I can attest the witness of my grandfather whom swears one of his neighbours smoked marijuana and then sneezed LOUDLY! IN PUBLIC! WITHOUT any offer of an apology! Police were startled by this blatant display of merciless violence.
I read this in the critics voice! Good joke!
Read it in an overacting Jeremy Irons voice. Go on. Give it a try.
Adjuni This comment is underated...
My god how could he? It was a merciless slaughter
In early 2020 that is believable lol
Remember kids, marijuana is bad. Here, take a pack of Marlboros instead.
Says the man addicted to painkillers and meds....
Dennis Claros dont forget alcohol that some how gives him sick ass slow motion powers to blow people's faces open
but hey....he got his finger on the trigger then they were all dead
***** Oh yeah, I forgot that he actually is a pretty good shot, even when he's drunk.
thanks mr
Don't worry, these ones are "filtered" so you only get that cool Marlboro taste.
Is nobody else laughing at the fact that they are BURNING the supposed drugs?xD
mark stauffer Apparently that's what the DEA does in real like.
mark stauffer clearly not as much as the people doing the burning
Those "drugs" look like a bunch of sugar cubes lol.
at least whoever gets to burn them is gonna get higher than the kids who do the drugs... yeaaaah
Yes it's it's amazing how stupid people were back then about this s***
So, all this time, people have claimed marijuana was a gateway to harsher drugs. According to this film, which has of course done all the research necessary for an accurate portrayal, marijuana is actually WORSE THAN HEROIN. Turns out heroin was the light stuff that leads to marijuana!
Huh. I thought it was the opposite. I’ll stick to weed. Weed is better, cheaper and more relaxing than anything else.
"I'll buy you a soda."
"I never drink the stuff!"
"Well I'll buy you something else."
"Okay, you owe me one root beer!"
"Swell!"
WTF?
"Does he just throw himself in front of cars just to collect insurance?"
Actually, that's really common in Asia.
I think that's kinda common in a lot of places. I have a friend here in Michigan going through tons of legal trouble because someone jumped on his car in a 25mph zone. The cop on the scene even told him that people are doing that to collect lawsuit money constantly
Insurance fraud like that, and police corruption, is why vehicle cameras are so prevalent in Russia as well. You can watch hundreds of hours of those kinds of videos on TH-cam.
@@cjwrench07 Yeah, vehicle dash cams are super popular in China because of this too.
This must be Jeff Sessions' favorite movie.
Ironically being stoned would make this movie pretty damn entertaining and more impactful.
Being stoned would make any form of media more entertaining.
I wonder how watching a porno while stoned out of your mind would feel like.
"Doooooooood, did you see the size of that condom? It was like....bigger than a SMALL condom! doooood..."
can confirm
I don't know anyone who has actually watched this movie while not smoking weed lol
@@liveactionlink8736 saw it in hs when a teacher brought it in as a laugh, it was, only a few kids got upset or their parents did anyway, and the teacher said "you saw this when you where in school, the only dif is, i told them it was propaganda and we where watching for that reason" we also watched a couple other similar movies that where just.. insane....blatant propaganda....fun times though honestly...so much cheese... even the kids who had no exp with pot or pot users as far as they where aware....were just..."how could anybody believe this shit, nobody acts this way whos not on meth" LOL
"Attention span of jellybeans" Always gets me. Like that clip of John Lovitz, "Will you SHUT UP??" HAHAHAHAHAHA
Actors: "Please help I'm only doing this cause Great Depression, send money.
At 4:00 did he seriously just call marijuana worse than heroin?
Austin Boucher yep
Austin Boucher Obviously he was stoned when he said that. :3
CattailGamer Very few medicines/drugs are *completely* safe, and I disagree with the Nostalgia Critic about marijuana being one of those "completely safe" and "harmless" drugs/medicines.
The term "drug abuse" exists for a reason: most medicines/drugs are poison if you don't use them exactly the right way, usually as prescribed by a doctor or pharmacist.
CattailGamer, I saw that episode, and even in the episode he outright states that marijuana is not completely safe. He doesn't bother to go into the potential negative side effects, but even if you go entirely off of the information in that episode you should know by its admission that it is not "completely safe."
Yep the D.E.A. STILL AGREES. Yeah insanity.
Sometimes I wonder to myself "What would I do if my children started smoking the Jazz Cabbage?" And then I lock my stash box.
it's sad that people actually think weed is harmful but will smoke cigarettes, which is literally infinitely worse for you.
Why would you use the word 'literally' when your statement is figurative?
It literally is infinitely worse though?
NOTHING can be "infinitely" worse.... There is a finite limit. Your usage of infinity is where you statement became figurative.
If you said "It's literally considerably worse for you than weed." That would have been literal.
[My Grammar Nazi] Also, the second statement should not have ended in a question mark. Your making a statement not asking a question.
...Sorry I just had to, if I was gonna let you know, might as well let you know, ya know?
PeachesforMe
Yay! Someone agrees with me!
Unless you're former Canadian prime minister Steven Harper but he was an idiot.
"Have you ever met that funny reefer man?"
Reefer Madness makes me want to smoke weed.
Same here
@andreasantoni
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If you smoke the -marihuana- marijuana, get stoned, and then watch _Reefer Madness_ while stoned, it's an awesome laugh-fest from out of world, man hehehehe I know, I've done it more than once hehehehehe
I have you know I don't eat cheetos and watch Spongebob
I eat doritos and watch nostalgia critic its fun and I HIGHLY recommend it
eh eh
It amazes me that our government is now still refusing to take Marijuana off Schedule 1, even though it shouldn't be there by their own definition. How much do you have to watch this travesty to be allowed into the DEA?
At 8:30 he says that he doesn't drink soda and then proceeds to sit next to someone who's smoking, granted they weren't aware of the dangers at the time but it still seems inconsistent
+Ch0plet To be fair soda at the time did have cocaine in it
1903 was when CocaCola stopped using cocaine, so when this was made, they were no longer using it.
It's funny how I know more about drugs/dope from people making fun of anti-drug/dope ads.
Doug really should use Raoul Puke more often. Has he just forgotten about that character?
Tom Norton probably
He’s replaced all his old characters with sketches and other actors. I really miss Douchey lol
But the new ones are still funny. Like Black Willy Wonka and the chart guys.
When was the last time he used Raul Puke?
I saw the colorized version and the smoke is different pastel colors. Pink, purple, blue, orange, and yellow.
I did, too! It's a hoot.
Don't forget green for the guy on the piano!
@8:24 To be fair critic Soda at the time did contain some crazy ass shit in it like cocaine instead of caffiene and other shit. I wouldn't be drinking soda that much either back then ahaha.
Oh yes you would! And it be a hell of a party!
I'm surprised they didn't make a completely misinformed propaganda movie about Coca-Cola at that time
YOu know, if you hold a coca cola logo the right way, you can actually see an old, old, picture in the letters.
1903 was when CocaCola stopped using cocaine
Coca Cola never used cocaine in their soda. They used a coca leaf extract from the same plant.
“I’M OUT THERE, JERRY, AND I’M LOVIN’ EVERY MINUTE OF IT!”
Well I'm gonna get stoned now. Who's in?
Ultimate Mayhem I'll join you I need one after this
Pass the good shit man...
here take a hit of MY blunt.
@
Ultimate Mayhem:
I'm in. Just do me a favor and don't _Tell Your Children_ . Golly, they're so annoying, and I prefer to enjoy the grass I inhale hehehehehe
I'll bring edibles
It's impressive how badly they messed up this anti-drug movie. You don't need to make shit up to make weed look terrible. All you have to do is make stoners look laughably pathetic.
For example:
A group of people are sitting around a room taking hits from a bong. Someone says, "You know what's really funny?"
"Huh? what?"
The first person points. "That... table." Everyone bursts out laughing.
THAT is something weed makes you do.
Noah Weisbrod The most effective anti-pot PSAs:
The Harold and Kumar movies.
The twist is the table was covered in joke books
when you smoke for the first time maybe.
And to think they used to say Cigerretes were health for you. Hell they used to say Coke Cola was good for your fucking baby. What swell times.
*****
Now they're flat out telling you how bad smoking is and yet they still sell it to you. Marijauna is like the only drug that wont kill you if you do it.
*****
Oh, right. I didn't know people were still doing that. Stuff cannot be healthy for kids. Might as well give chocolate to your dog, a scientist once said its okay.
I thought that ad campaign was a joke, wasn't it?
The judge at 19:45 also appears as a judge in Three Stooges shorts such as Disorder in the Court - apparently he had a distinguished career on the bench
WILL YOU STOP TALKING WHILE I'M TALKING?!?
Tristan Kennedy no
JESUS, THE ATTENTION SPAN OF JELLYBEANS!
he said "a huge supply of heroin was taken..." then to say "and more deadly, even than these soul destroying drugs, is the menace of marijuana!" If only the guys writing this PSA were alive today
"How'bout air? Can ya' breathe air?" Oh wow, that killed me lol!
They even misspelled marijuana. Wow, they REALLY weren’t trying.
Something something "medical vs medicinal", different spellings for legal reasons
I honestly had practically as much fun watching this as I did while watching it with Mike Nelson's commentary
I could tell he watched that. He even makes a couple of the same jokes.
It's funny how they're all in a jury room hotboxing it with cigarettes fighting over marijuana charges.
Those cigarettes do more damage than the biggest strongest vault Hunter grade marijuana out there.
Whenever I see the part of Ralph going 'Faster! Play faster!', I keep expecting a Beavis laugh.
Ive never met a dangerous stoner in my life, the only thing a stoner is a danger to is maybe a bag of nachos.
Hot chocolate and soda considered to be tough stuff?
This movie was clearly written by grown ups who had NO idea about youth. No wonder they thought marijuana makes you kill your family with an axe.
2:02 Time slows down, almost stands still...? I didn't know Dio Brando smoked pot!
2:02-2:13 I'm sorry, is the name of the movie Reefer Madness or Reefer Madness: Stardust Crusaders?
BECAUSE THE SCROLLING TEXT BETWEEN 2:02-2:13 DESCRIBES THE REASON WHY THE CRUSADERS TRAVELED TO EGYPT TO TAKE DOWN DIO ONCE AND FOR ALL!
This is the most swell movie
14:56 - That gunshot went into the floor.
You know while watching Reefer Madness, I couldn't help but to wonder:
How much did they pay these people and was it in marijuana?
they burn it.. that couldnt end badly could it LOL
Far Cry agrees
One movie that is so terribad it's terrific that they need to do is Mae West's last film "Sextette", wherein, at age 85, West tries to convince the audience that she's still a starlet and sexpot worthy of having over a dozen men throw themselves at her in blind lust.
19:30 And so The Pothead was sent to Arkham Asylum.
That's what happened to The Joker, he smoked that wacky tobbacy & went nuts 😂
@@chayden153 is that how he got the scars?
@@andrewkind2820 yup
6:25 Doug, I have been trying for YEARS to figure this out and I believe this exchange can be translated as follows:
Mary: Why, don't you know him? That's Hot Fingers Peretti!
Jimmy: Boy! He sure swings out hot with a mess o' jive!
I suspect Jimmy's jive speak is faulty at best.
Well Mr. Critic let me enlighten you on something if you haven't known for a while, yes I am about to prove how much of an old school kid I is. In the film when the couple of teens say: "Boy he aighnt no paper man, why didn't ya know he's hot fingerd Charlie man he really swings out hot with much a jive" That was them talking about how much they liked the music in a terminology that was quite common in the 1930s. The sadder part is probably that I'm only about 20 & know that... lol
Also Soda's in the 1930s or at least the majority of them actually had alcohol.
No, they didn't.
/r/lewronggeneration/
Hey, I'm 31, and I know '20's-50's slang better than modern slang because I watch so many movies from that period, and I had grandparents who grew up then and used those same phrases, along with other more colorful ones.
I think we found Jeff Session's favorite "documentary."
As someone who smokes weed I just want to say this movie is BS! People like us don't hit old man with our cars !! We hit little girls with our cars !!!
So glad i was able to set that straight. Also the rest is all true D:
+The Green Arrow :\
A superhero who does drugs? NOT IN MY COUNTRY! XP
The Green Arrow Everyone knows the Green Arrow doesn't smoke weed. :3
The Green Arrow where would we be without men like you
So that's why he's so green.
My girlfriend and me just watched the colorized version of RM sharing two thick bones. It was the funniest and most surreal experience you can imagine. Couldn't wait to see NC's review right after it. We're still laughing so hard it hurts!
What's funny is back in the 30s weed was probably less than 1% thc. Nowadays i can get flower from the dispensary in the mid 30% range and concentrates anywhere from 60 to 100% thc.
Fun Fact: The bit where they talk about the person who killed his whole family with an axe is actually true! It's what brought up this entire Anti-Drug Campaign because the Lawyer used a defense clause claiming the killer wasn't responsible for his own actions and that the drugs made him do it.
Yep, that's the whole reason marijuana is illegal in the first place, a bunch of old fuddy duddy fucks refused to acknowledge mental illness was a thing.
@@aualga or that someone stupid blamed something else when he was in full control of his own actions P_P...
Let me guess that was just an excuse he used
@@Kpimpmaster considering drugs are supposed to relax and calm the nerves, if anything it gave him LESS reason to kill his family with an axe- the entire story was just him trying to get way with it X/
When I smoke it I usually laugh my ass at pretty much everything.
heh, I imagine watching this while high and just continuously laughing my ass off
Well apparently stoners back in the 70's are the ones who brought this film into it's status as a cult comedy.
The remake is even better. :)
Juan Rial there's a remake?
+Parker Stetson
It's actually a musical.
donutmaster437 yup, one of the few musicals I can stomach. ;)
who the hell even smokes cigarettes in 2016?
its all about vaporizers.
who saw that coming!
Yet it has become a dead meme as fast as it came.
uh i do... alot of people do
A lot of douchebags on college campuses still smoke cigarettes. You want to see people smoking cigarettes like there's no fucking tomorrow? Visit your local college or university.
Megalodon over here in England most people still smoke cigarettes and and not just the preppy arseholes that go to university's but normal intelligent hard working people as well
Funny, for me marijuana kept me from killing my family with an ax. Especially at the holidays.
MY GAWD, one of his funniest reviews!
I want a 10 minute loop of that "crucify him" gag XD
"I have an opinion"
"NO YOU DON'T!!!"
The internet in 5 seconds
There's a Reefer Madness musical because of its popularity. I really wanna see it lol
You better be careful, injecting the Marijoowannas will lead to smokin the Alkohalls
Thank god this is finally on TH-cam with his consent.
This entire video was at the "highest" of the Swell Meter. 😊
Soda was Coca Cola which had crack in it and root beer was a form of saspirilla which was a popular in the 1800s.
Cocaine was removed from Coca Cola in 1894.
The More You Know. 🌈🌟
"I thought people just are Cheetos and watched SpongeBob." Well I usually just eat tic-tacs and watch endless loops of Good Will Hunting.
You should review Reefer Madness The Musical. Its amazing....and Kristen bell in fetish gear is a nice touch.
This review made me high at first and stoned in the end
I kind of wished these people were alive to see it becoming legal slowly but surely.
drugs are bad, m'kay?
Everyone one involved in the making of ‘Reefer Madness’ is now dead. Marihuana, not even once.
Propaganda, not even once! 😂
Old Age... Not even once.
The 2020 sequel: "Vape Madness."
I saw this on RiffTrax....
Or maybe Cinema Snob....
I forget which.
Still love seeing this one given its comeuppance.
7:38 if my mum saw me acting like this she'd get out the whiskey and start questioning where she went wrong
I keep thinking of the That 70s Show episode where they parody this :P
I once ate an entire marihuana. The next day, I woke up gay.
And as a pony
And now you have a pony pic.
Can confirm, I was the dealer's pet goat
Finally some research I can trust.
Did you also get cat ears and a tail?
"I'm looking at *YOU*, Baldy.."
Pot has way more good things to it than bad
if anything weed makes you drive slower
Bubbles Weed behind the wheel is bad, m'kay?
Driving with one hand and munching with the other is distracted driving. :3
sitting at a green light waiting for it to turn red
"WHY AM I MOVING SO FAST?!?"
22:00 - It's just good old-fashioned crack for me!
That line from Chester gets me every time, and you watched this video up to that point, you can see why.
Damn, its crazy how this video scared people for a century.
Stockings, not pantyhose...
Clell Harmon They're both the same.
***** They are not the same. Stockings are a whole lot sexier.
Clell Harmon You fail to see they're two words for the same thing.
ChronoShenron
You are either deeply confused or very young. Panty hose are a single unit that includes... wait for it, a 'panty' portion. Stockings are individual units, one for each leg.
+Clell Harmon Whatever that scene is Funny As hell.
The funniest thing is that the murder was actually committed by.. a sober guy with a gun. Well, that and the fact that they never close the case for the hit and run, well played Jimmy!
They made a remake of this movie that made fun of the original. It was also a musical.
Why is it misspelling marijuana? With an h instead of j?
Life Blender It's a dated spelling
1930s white people misunderstanding.
The "You're here to kill me!" "You're crazy," exchange reminds me of Mark Wahlberg's "What? No."
@6:56 I get the "3" _______ "teaspoons of olive oil" part, how in the world do you get an oil to *"HEAPING"* levels in a spoon ? being that it is a liquid in the earth's gravity, any above the edge will spill over... Do you partially freeze the oil first ? Do the filmmakers even understand teaspoons of olive oil ? Have they ever... or is that yet another thing that they fail to understand and fail to properly represent ?
I don't want to know, I am just asking for some-of-them-reefers, I mean, for a friend.
Bill wasn't paying close enough attention! Heaping teaspoons only work with dry measures.
It's the Woody Allen is harmless joke that aged least well, lmao.
19:12 Windows can't break by walking and climbing through it LOL
19:26 This gave me flashbacks of the bomb guys in Serious Sam.
I couldn't tell if his impression of the weird faced laughing kid was good because every time I watched it I died laughing
00:39 The way that the Nostalgia Critic says that kind of looks like he's using Jerry Trainor's Voice.
I actually saw this movie a long time ago. I laughed my ass off.
8:57 Wait, that's the same music that The Three Stooges played in Disorder In The Court. And the same residing judge. And the same year of release! Coincidence?
Not even a minute in and I'm already on the floor laughing
I'm so glad I live in Washington state where pot is legal.
That was swell. :)