Best of the Worst: Blood Shack (aka The Chooper)

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  • @UnscannableDrew
    @UnscannableDrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    "Ray Dennis Steckler" sounds like someone trying to remember the names of all the Ghostbusters.

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well, this one needs more likes

    • @abcpea
      @abcpea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Eli Steckler RIP

    • @Jordan-zk2wd
      @Jordan-zk2wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Do-"
      "Ray-"
      "Steckler!"

    • @mccryan3
      @mccryan3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Bustin makes me feel good." -Ray Steckler Jr.

    • @CalamityCain
      @CalamityCain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mccryan3 "Freaky ghost Baby! Bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin'!"

  • @Daniel-zh2fl
    @Daniel-zh2fl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3522

    Karma is quickly catching up with Mike after years of mocking Rich Evans for his pronunciation and dementia.

    • @nicopiubello
      @nicopiubello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      And diabetes

    • @justjosh999
      @justjosh999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Who knew it was contagious...

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @andrewmccrary4433
      @andrewmccrary4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm thinking it was the Zima...

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese is a Grade II listed public house at 145 Fleet Street, on Wine Office Court, City of London. Rebuilt shortly after the Great Fire of 1666, the pub is known for its literary associations, with its regular patrons having included Charles Dickens, G.K. Chesterton and Mark Twain.

  • @TheRedRedKroovy
    @TheRedRedKroovy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2927

    This was a weird way to find out that the Diamond Cobra vs. White Fox video had a copyright takedown

    • @manplusguitar
      @manplusguitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      I'm gutted. It was one of my favourites :(

    • @notchuckproductions5029
      @notchuckproductions5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Daddy Derek should give her a role in cool cat stops a school shooting, they seem like people who would get along

    • @averageryan4965
      @averageryan4965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      At least we'll always have that awful "Uppity up up up uppity up" 'song' lodged in our minds.

    • @DatCameraMON
      @DatCameraMON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wow, I didn't even realize.

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I could have sworn it was still being recommended to me as late as a few days ago.

  • @sunday8637
    @sunday8637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Tension is when the hack frauds sit at a table with "Rat Pfink a boo boo" on it and the audience doesn't know whether they'll review it.

    • @cyruskarloff7219
      @cyruskarloff7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It was a bomb on the table...

    • @deadNightwatchman
      @deadNightwatchman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@cyruskarloff7219 Chekov's bomb, so to speak.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same as with Disco Godfather / Human Tornado on the Rudy Ray Moore ep ??

  • @SparrowwithaMachinegun
    @SparrowwithaMachinegun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "That mattress is filthy, flip it over we'll shoot the clean side"
    And they did.

  • @chalie091892
    @chalie091892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    The irony of padding out this episode with the padding out scenes from the movie is not lost on me

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To be fair in that one extended segment they were basically trying to recreate the Exorcist 3 hallway scene anticipation element

    • @dasuberedward
      @dasuberedward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frankmerker630 it actually worked really well.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dasuberedward I think they may have gone too far in a few places. Hopefully it'll work. *shrug*

  • @sonorous6200
    @sonorous6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

    Deuandra Brown has to protect her copyright, fellas. She's an award-winning filmmaker according to Google.

    • @sparki9085
      @sparki9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Doesn't look like it was her, it was taken down by ONErpm light, a music label

    • @jeffmaesar
      @jeffmaesar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It s not because someone teared up a new one to her magnum opus ?

    • @sentimentalmariner590
      @sentimentalmariner590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@annefrankenberry7914 sure and I am the god emperor of mankind

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hopefully she warms up to review makers making reviews of her content. Like Tommy Wassau did for the Nostalgia Critic all those years back.

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@sparki9085 I'm 99% sure that's one of her many fake companies that she uses to self-publish her absolute garbage and stroke her massive ego while she continues to suffer from her insane delusions of grandeur.

  • @gachoman2012
    @gachoman2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    I’m glad I got to see Diamond Cobra vs White Fox, that shit had me rolling.

    • @tjzambonischwartz
      @tjzambonischwartz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Me too, since it was filmed in my hometown. I recognized ALL the filming locations.

    • @sebastiankrembuszewski8435
      @sebastiankrembuszewski8435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why was it deleted?

    • @tjzambonischwartz
      @tjzambonischwartz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sebastiankrembuszewski8435 copyright claim

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tjzambonischwartz dude where is the great deandra are however you spell her name from?

    • @Smiththebat
      @Smiththebat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ya lucky to have seen it! Someone with quicker wits than all of us HAS to have made a copy somewhere, right?

  • @crowofcrius
    @crowofcrius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    That diamond cobra episode was so funny, remember the part where Mike lost his mind in the middle of the screening and just started running around the studio naked?

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I was so scared I had to put on a third eyepatch for that part!

    • @spooplegeist5260
      @spooplegeist5260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      They made a bold artistic choice when they cut to a 7 minute sequence of Rich Evans trying and failing to take his insulin shots, but it was cinematic dynamite.

    • @ryngobrody1627
      @ryngobrody1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I thought it was kinda weird that the ending credits was just footage of 9/11

    • @neighandwhinnymchorse2100
      @neighandwhinnymchorse2100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@ryngobrody1627 it wasn't *footage* of it, It was a reenactment- Don't you wonder why only three of them are in this one? Jack and Josh were the ones who hijacked the plane and sacrificed themselves for the footage. Of course- it was a smaller airliner and two much smaller buildings, so the scaling was all off. They clearly didn't care enough to put in the effort- but at least it was a funny sketch.

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@neighandwhinnymchorse2100 wait, did they kill off the extras in that scene or did they use their cloning machine? The cloning machine would make more sense; that way they wouldn't have to use their special effects budget on the thirty-three dead Macaulay Culkins
      which, wow, the symbology on that scene blew my mind

  • @Sebasti44n
    @Sebasti44n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    Fun fact: The movie is only 12 minutes longer than the review.

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "Movie".

    • @YukiGibson
      @YukiGibson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@henrygvidonas9573 but what about the extended edition?

    • @schmiedeltv5835
      @schmiedeltv5835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      21:21 perfect. & Thank you. &

    • @Sebasti44n
      @Sebasti44n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @U Tubred Nice, let's hope St. Peter thinks this outweighs all the bad shit I have done.

    • @imp2247
      @imp2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Fun"

  • @aesen161
    @aesen161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    can we have a moment of silence for all those who will never get to watch the diamond cobra vs white fox video?

    • @dumbumbumbum8649
      @dumbumbumbum8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Only true RLM fans remember jewelry store pirate eyepatch mother and egg salad

    • @Scott_Silver
      @Scott_Silver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And Corn Cobb Pipe guy

    • @ericv00
      @ericv00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those flavors of bad movies are a dime a dozen. So there you go, relief to those who hated the episode, and hope to those who loved it.

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@madalinam6183 madness. One of their best episodes

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Not to confuse Hot Wings with Barbeque!"

  • @petewerehere
    @petewerehere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

    Ending a story with a character saying, "I'll worry about it tomorrow," is so unthinkably stupid, yet postmodern brilliance.

    • @alcook8339
      @alcook8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      It’s as if they said ‘well it worked in Gone with the Wind’ lets use that, without any memory of the actual line and the film making that went behind it, or actual skill

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Antonioni, eat your heart out.

    • @Alec11_43
      @Alec11_43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This may(definitely) be just me overthinking it and/or misremembering it, but maybe it’s supposed to be about her staying overnight in the house after the guy claims the real chooper is still around. This entire hypothesis hinges on whether she went to bed in THE house or some other house, so could someone who’s actually watched this movie please confirm that.

    • @MCwhiteStudios
      @MCwhiteStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's honestly borderline experimental

    • @aymbaut9361
      @aymbaut9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First we eat, get a little sleep, then we'll worry about it tomorrow.

  • @chivshivers7204
    @chivshivers7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    Mike is becoming everything he hates. An elderly Rich Evans.

    • @allluckyseven
      @allluckyseven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      So just a regular Rich Evans, then.

    • @arundle
      @arundle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought Mike loved the elderly?

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just like Citizen Kane...

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Da_ComputerMonster We have already gotten a "Rich Evans trashes a room (while beating up a doll)" sequence.

    • @hollistinian2
      @hollistinian2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s like poetry. It sort of rhymes.

  • @donaldfrank2694
    @donaldfrank2694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    That cop in the beginning CLEARLY never watched Surving Edged Weapons.

    • @gabbyprincip1575
      @gabbyprincip1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The Chooper incident is what lead to the creation of Surviving Edged Weapons

  • @ElectroNukeMods
    @ElectroNukeMods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    These guys need to be dragged back into their freezing-cold studio so we can know just what the hell is Rat-Pfink-A-Boo-Boo.

    • @schmiedeltv5835
      @schmiedeltv5835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      &

    • @Starrrrrr251
      @Starrrrrr251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I've seen that movie. It's an extremely campy and silly take on a sort of Batman and Robin type of characters. The A in the middle of the title was a mistake. Was supposed to be "and" but someone effed up and it was too expensive to change it. It's definitely a movie that belongs on best of the worst and I'm curious to find out what they have to say, especially since it's been about thirty years since I saw it and I barely remember any of it, just that it was really stupid and bad, mostly in a very boring way.

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I watched it a couple times, although not recently. Like _Blood Shack_ it has some amusing quirks, but lots of it is dull to sit through. For an actually entertaining version, check out Jerry Warren's _The Wild World of Batwoman,_ which manages to be hilarious.

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sidhackney8831
      The seance with the “Asian” dialogue is excruciating!

    • @sunnysurfer101MA
      @sunnysurfer101MA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cremetangerine82 to every Asian and to every human being we apologize for that scene

  • @thegreyinitiate3680
    @thegreyinitiate3680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    The real takeaway from this is that someone decided to issue a copyright claim for Diamond Cobra vs White Fox. Someone is literally saying that piece of shit belongs to them 😂

    • @GradnLordTad
      @GradnLordTad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Incredible. I can't believe someone is fighting them over that. 🤣

    • @thebipman
      @thebipman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I still can't believe they let it be published to Amazon video

    • @Yonasu
      @Yonasu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Apparently its the publishing company thats claiming it, its not Deuandra herself doing it. But its just what i read on the internet so dont trust me :). Its really sad cause i miss watching that episode, its one of their best.

    • @Nebuloid1
      @Nebuloid1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow didn't know that, thankfully I've seen that video about 10 times !

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah 🤷‍♂️

  • @Rubicon225
    @Rubicon225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Jay clearly spent more time editing The Chooper than the filmmakers did.

  • @JozzFilms
    @JozzFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Mike’s transformation is complete: he has now become Rich Evans. “Before this episode, he was but the learner, now he IS the master.”

    • @lorddevilfish5868
      @lorddevilfish5868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rich: “Only a master of embarrassment and AAAAIIIIIDDDDSSSS Mike”

    • @rodentnolastname6612
      @rodentnolastname6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If you strike down this movie it will become more terrible than you can possibly imagine 😀

    • @billhicks8
      @billhicks8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and why do we seem to have a Rich Stoklasa now, what did he slip into that Zima?

    • @TheMetahedron
      @TheMetahedron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jay has stolen Mike's Katra.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The person drinking the Zima in this vid is the Tuvix of RLM. And you didn't see that coming from an episode of Star Trek either.

  • @TheEnoEtile
    @TheEnoEtile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    That mattress is probably the scariest things I've seen in any movie covered by RLM.

    • @golem2246
      @golem2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No ... "Roar"! Good ghod almighty!

    • @flatflatspin9855
      @flatflatspin9855 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@golem2246 Sorry Eno! Golem thought you were serious. :-(

    • @Toadalinakong
      @Toadalinakong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honesyly, I dont even wanna know the backstory behind that thing

    • @tubbs2132
      @tubbs2132 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Toadalinakong The Wikipedia article says "the furnishings of the property were left by the previous tenants," which I assume includes the filthy mattress.

    • @sblinder1978
      @sblinder1978 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Ray Dennis Steckler sold it to Neil Breen

  • @evildarkass5
    @evildarkass5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I would love to see a movie called " Blood Shaq". It would be about Shaquille O'Neil himself getting turned into a vampire.

    • @zipdakill
      @zipdakill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Reminds of Dracula 3000 in which famed rapper Coolio was turned into a vampire

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The sequel could be called blood shaq 2, Juicy Shaq meat

    • @calvinlee8103
      @calvinlee8103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Juicy blood shack meat.

    • @brunobucciaratiswife
      @brunobucciaratiswife 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blood Shaq, baby, Blood Shaq
      Sign says, woo, stay away fools
      'Cause blood rules with the Blood Shaq
      Well, he's set way back in the middle of the court
      Just a vampy old Shaq and I gotta get back
      Blood on the mattress
      Blood on the highway
      Blood on the front porch
      Blood in the hallway

  • @CJMattis
    @CJMattis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    How do you NOT call this movie Blood Shed? They missed an opportunity for a clever little play on words

    • @Ryan-0413
      @Ryan-0413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      You’re expecting them to be clever? Did you see clips from this movie?

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@Ryan-0413 I'm more disappointed at myself and the RLM crew for missing such an obvious joke

    • @fiddledotgoth
      @fiddledotgoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Maybe they were inspired by the B52's song of similar name...

    • @nosferatu5
      @nosferatu5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@snickle1980 two sheds... Jackson?

    • @mothpig
      @mothpig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@fiddledotgoth Maybe. Only it predates Love Shack by 18 years...

  • @theocan
    @theocan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    I didnt even pick up on Diamond Cobra vs White Fox being removed.. That is actually rather heartbreaking! Especially considering it'll probably be the only form of any advertisement that film will get. I mean hey, even I was willing to watch that trash after that best of the worst highlight. Real shame.

    • @_strayfer_
      @_strayfer_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I guess they want “positive publicity” for their “film” they worked “hard” on

    • @atomic_wait
      @atomic_wait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wyattritter14 I think the movie is only a few years old, actually.

    • @supersaiyanlegend4728
      @supersaiyanlegend4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samurai85x Do you think you could find anyway to share that majesty with the rest of us?

    • @ArtivousGaijin
      @ArtivousGaijin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean to tell me a a narcissistic vanity project director and staring actress would have trouble taking criticism in stride. Shocked.

    • @brett66
      @brett66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And youtube still doesn't know or care what fair use is... yay.

  • @alecdejongh5008
    @alecdejongh5008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Best of the Worst starring:
    Mike Stoklassa as Rich Evans
    Rich Evans as Mike Stoklassa
    and Jay Bauman as himself

  • @beaverbicycle
    @beaverbicycle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    “This is the port we set sail from.”
    Ohhhhhh no you don’t! I see you trying to complete the hero’s journey! You get back on that boat and churn out more content, you hacks!

  • @TheAggroCraig
    @TheAggroCraig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Not shocked Duandra Brown had your review removed. Everything about her movie screams textbook narcissism and she ain’t about to let you knuckleheads talk badly about the alter she built for her ego.

    • @golem2246
      @golem2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Her short fat EGO. lol

    • @TheDeadAlewives
      @TheDeadAlewives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Too bad we already SAW IT. Hah! Take that!

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Apparently the company that filed the claim was actually a music company, not Duandra Brown. The whole video was obviously fair use. RLM could easily have fought it and kept the video up, but I'm sure it wouldn't be worth the money to hire a lawyer given how long it was up before it got taken down.

    • @turbografx16
      @turbografx16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Bacteriophagebs Was it her music company? She has one of those too.

    • @helloitismetomato
      @helloitismetomato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Bacteriophagebs the problem is if you appeal a takedown (if the takedown is automated through Content ID, there's a dispute process first), *even if you're in the right*, the company can just say "no we own this" and then you get a copyright strike on your channel. The system makes lying totally free for copyright trolls unless you actually sue them.

  • @josephhoward9631
    @josephhoward9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Y'all stay away from these comments! The Chooper lurks here! The Chooper is *hat falls off* he's gonna get you! Don't let me find you here in these comments again!

    • @snatcher8517
      @snatcher8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I ain't a chicken! I dare it to get me in this dirty reply section!

    • @jjkunzler
      @jjkunzler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m choopin for a brusin!

    • @GoPieman
      @GoPieman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *runs in choopin'*

    • @tempest6181
      @tempest6181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I DARE the chooper to come after me!

    • @ChimpFromSpace
      @ChimpFromSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no! The Chooper got me!

  • @joshbakowski9721
    @joshbakowski9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Mike drinking water has him all messed up trying to talk.

    • @MiniMackeroni
      @MiniMackeroni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Maybe he's like Bender. He has to drink alcohol to stay sober.

    • @MisterDriskul
      @MisterDriskul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hell at this point, Mike's blood is alcohol.

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese is a Grade II listed public house at 145 Fleet Street, on Wine Office Court, City of London. Rebuilt shortly after the Great Fire of 1666, the pub is known for its literary associations, with its regular patrons having included Charles Dickens, G.K. Chesterton and Mark Twain.

    • @paulosullivan3472
      @paulosullivan3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zima is an alcoholic drink not water, its a kind of fruity carbonated alcohol.

    • @rifath8152
      @rifath8152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's an expired Zima

  • @GoatLuffy_97
    @GoatLuffy_97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Rich Evans to Mike: "Oh, how the turntables."

    • @d3nza482
      @d3nza482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Turnchables.

    • @ericv00
      @ericv00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Record players.

    • @paulanderson6834
      @paulanderson6834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@d3nza482 You beat me to it, well done.

    • @neuroblast1681
      @neuroblast1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@d3nza482 winner

    • @Gambit08
      @Gambit08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh how the festivals have tummed

  • @biffodio
    @biffodio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "The Chooper" by Iroon Maiden
    You lost your hat, and I lost mine too
    You'll grab your shovel, but I'll run you through
    And while you're waiting for a Scooby Snack
    Stay off the mattress in my bloody shack

  • @RollMoveReviews
    @RollMoveReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    There's no way the actor playing the Chooper didn't think he was in a comedy.

  • @geoideas9480
    @geoideas9480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The best part is when they pad out the running time of this video by showing how the movie pads out its runtime

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    It makes sense that someone narcissistic and insane enough to write, direct, product, edit and score Diamond Cobra vs. the White Fox would also file a copyright claim against people who had the gall to make fun of her.

  • @Blarsen780
    @Blarsen780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Oh, I'm not cutting out the part where you didn't get the joke." I love this whole exchange so much. Moments like these make Mike more endearing and relatable.

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    I'm not convinced "Chooper" is a real word. I think it was just another word that Rich Evans tried (and failed) to say, and somehow it snuck its way into folklore.

    • @28Pluto
      @28Pluto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Although chooper is not found in the dictionary, it *is* clearly what the characters in the movie are saying. (They are not saying chopper!) The movie was made way before Rich Evans was on TH-cam.

    • @fatdouglas4279
      @fatdouglas4279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      chooper is the Greek word for rapist.

    • @golem2246
      @golem2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fatdouglas4279 Does everything have to be about sex? LOL

    • @overlorddexter
      @overlorddexter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OH HEY! Fancy seeing you here.

    • @AdamStJamesStJames
      @AdamStJamesStJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@twothreebravo try adding esk ickstinguisher in there lol

  • @heavyaccentguy5056
    @heavyaccentguy5056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I didn't even know Diamond Cobra vs White Fox was taken down, I loved that episode.
    RIP Egg Salad

    • @bioforce5
      @bioforce5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@redpillsatori3020 It's out there. I've seen torrent links and things like mega io uploads.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legit just ask around. I can promise that it's out there.

  • @AMac-qd6ft
    @AMac-qd6ft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    RLM Origins, or, The Incredibly Strange Midwesterners who Stopped Caring and Became Mixed-Up Drunks.

    • @GingerWritings
      @GingerWritings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I tip my robot to you sir.

    • @Shooter__Andy
      @Shooter__Andy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Rich.

    • @nonesuchone
      @nonesuchone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      honestly not that strange in my experience. Midwesterners seem nondescript until you talk to em.

    • @Hallinilla9
      @Hallinilla9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nonesuchone He's referencing another Ray Dennis Steckler movie

    • @nonesuchone
      @nonesuchone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hallinilla9 yes

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    What, they claimed White Fox? Probably no one would have heard of that piece of shit movie if it wasn't for RLM. Hope you guys are fighting it, I loved that review.

    • @Dekadin2
      @Dekadin2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NoConsistency channel name? I looked and couldn't find a re-upload

    • @rseeker1
      @rseeker1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoConsistency I'm not surprised they had to delete it, it's Amazon. what channel is it on?

    • @ephin3242
      @ephin3242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rseeker1 it’s not owned by Amazon, lol. It’s just available to rent there.

    • @notchuckproductions5029
      @notchuckproductions5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Most likely another Daddy Derek situation were Deuandra dose not understand fair use and is mad that people are making fun of her film. I remember the comment were turned off on her you tube channel the day after it was posted

    • @rseeker1
      @rseeker1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ephin3242 Gotcha

  • @bearoftheinterestvevo1558
    @bearoftheinterestvevo1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Rich rockin da Lego Classic Space shirt is actually a subtle hint that he's not of this world

    • @JVM485
      @JVM485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was a chucky shirt

    • @stevenmoens8047
      @stevenmoens8047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dangit! I should’ve read the comments first! And it’s better than mine, too... (sadface)

    • @mikdatv
      @mikdatv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s from the Future, the Future of space, outer space.

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am was thinking of making my own version of the design and print it and now Rich Evans ruined my plans !

    • @philley2545
      @philley2545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Instantly recognised it, too! And tho I'm not a T-shirt guy... I absolutely love it. And I must have it to re-live my childhood dream of becoming a yellow-faced LEGO astronaut!

  • @haproongru
    @haproongru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    The words you were looking for are, "cutlass," "estoc," "rapier," or "sabre".

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And "foil."

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Best of the Worst movies are rapier than most

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, that bit was painful.

    • @haproongru
      @haproongru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@duncanidaho75 i dont even know that one, neat!

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Pokey thing”

  • @cf5765
    @cf5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    How to become Rich Evans: Drink a three year old expired Zima.

    • @dinosaurspy7096
      @dinosaurspy7096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's IT? Humm ... seemed like it would take more steps.

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Best of the Worst during a cold snap has to be my favorite tradition. Dick bless us, every one.

  • @TheSuperQuail
    @TheSuperQuail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    There's a sequel called Starship Choopers

    • @schmiedeltv5835
      @schmiedeltv5835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice

    • @babak4947
      @babak4947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Isn't there a Mexican version of this "El Chooper cabra?"

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Screw you, buddy...
      jk...

    • @golem2246
      @golem2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL I had to say it out loud. :-)

    • @Hobo_Knight
      @Hobo_Knight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I prefer the third installment: Super Choopers

  • @hacksawjimthuggin4957
    @hacksawjimthuggin4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I don’t like Rich being so far away from everyone else. It makes me feel cold.

    • @jjkunzler
      @jjkunzler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Social distancing! From AAAAAAIIIIIDDDDSSSSS!

    • @Cybeldar
      @Cybeldar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He does have type 13 diabetes, so he is taking precautions. Surprised he isn't wearing 3 masks.

    • @drobinson-uo7ic
      @drobinson-uo7ic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rich Evans is always near. And yet he is so elusive.

    • @toraxic
      @toraxic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're aligned with the lettering in the background. Guess they thought it would look weird to have everybody bunched together on the left.

    • @kalebtrollsalot9737
      @kalebtrollsalot9737 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      New high tech surveillance/espionage device
      The fbi “bug”
      “What if, we could have eyes like a fly on the wall”
      This taken to the extreme you wouldn’t believe what the American military has developed
      But it’s perfect isn’t it
      The fbi bug is self destructable nanobot
      Deployed in telepathic communication research operations, currently still active
      The size of A small pinhead
      Able to leap large distances in a second almost invisible to the naked eye this nanobot is a deployable tool. Donald Trump approved modern american military science/espionage device greenlit by Trump
      He was quoted saying “nanobots” when given the application for the operation by top secret research agents alongside such missions as Space Force and other top secret government projects, used by the fbi and cia in covert ops to this day, the incredibly small spying device self destructs and crumbles to ashes when field position is comprised.
      It’s Main capability and function is to send basic data signals back to local fbi intelligence server this is being deployed on American citizen surveillance operations primarily based in southern states alongside inner ear communication and mind reading/controlling military tech research missions
      These last resort experiments were approved by Donald trump after the fbi and Cia presented at the time considered conspiracies of Kgb breakthrough in post Cold War, sleeper agent mind control mind reading technologies, Trump in a vain attempt to combat supposed Russian Super science decided American Military science would supersede rumored post soviet mind control research
      KGB tech may be in deployment in Europe right now
      FBI/CIA Military grade tech has been in deployment in America being tested on American citizens for the past few years

  • @Wolaka1
    @Wolaka1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love that they made that entire text crawl gag just because of Rich’s throwaway line.

  • @roseprickett8303
    @roseprickett8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love the blonde’s delivery of “No way, baby.” Something about it really charms me.

  • @LordSkella
    @LordSkella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Not even a snow based apocalypse can stop our boys from putting out quality content!

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Others prepare by buying bread and beer. They film content.

  • @Da_ComputerMonster
    @Da_ComputerMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "Shooting the Rodeo" always sounded like a page you'd find on TV Tropes...

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s such an industry-sounding term, I was shocked to find out it’s entirely the creation of RLM. Like the first time I heard them say it when I watched the Pocket Ninjas episode, I looked up the phrase and got no results

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or something you'd find in Urban Dictionary.

  • @frinkanoid
    @frinkanoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Finally, we get to see the boys talk about Shooting the Rodeo: The Movie!

    • @solidiusstu
      @solidiusstu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This will be one of the more important episodes when the RLMU has its tie in event. It’s good they have a genius like Rich Evans pulling the strings behind the scenes, like if Kevin Feige struggled with words like creatures or Showdown.
      Scholars will pour over previous episodes making sure there are no contradictions.

  • @jt34915
    @jt34915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    And with his dying breath, he managed to tell us one last time, the Chooper WILL get you.

  • @epidemic2.070
    @epidemic2.070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "The chooper will get ya!" Sounds like a scooby doo villain.

    • @justin-ht9gy
      @justin-ht9gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ever aggressively pinch the head of your member on a crowded bus and bellow "GGGGGRRRRRRUUUUGGGGHHHHH"

  • @bennyshores8979
    @bennyshores8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Oh hey, Rich is wearing the logo from the old LEGO Space sets.

    • @antoinerossignol9355
      @antoinerossignol9355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is the current Space Force logo

    • @onionmctwist
      @onionmctwist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ngl woult wear that shirt

    • @turnerlarson12
      @turnerlarson12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THAT

    • @LordSmog
      @LordSmog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Remember Lego?

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!

  • @shinget
    @shinget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Firstly the movie was the inspiration for the Iron Maiden song "The Chooper" and secondly that sword was the most Rich Evans sword available - the rapier.

    • @grouchotrout444
      @grouchotrout444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was it a rapier? I thought so too, but at the end it looks like some generic medieval/barbarian type sword. Gonna assume they lost/broke the first one at some point...

    • @michaelgothard6872
      @michaelgothard6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love a maiden reference in a botw comment

    • @shinget
      @shinget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@grouchotrout444 they deliberately broke it so that it - like the movie - was pointless. their understanding of symbolism was amazing.

    • @grouchotrout444
      @grouchotrout444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shinget hahaha

    • @gabbyprincip1575
      @gabbyprincip1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not a rapier, those are thin

  • @psykomancer4420
    @psykomancer4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Rich Evans repping Lego Space, truly he is a champ.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How close is that to Genesis Space?

    • @raillery2082
      @raillery2082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Classic.

    • @mikecarlson3575
      @mikecarlson3575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah best Legos ever!

    • @ChewieOnTwoWheels
      @ChewieOnTwoWheels 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherlundgren1700 The word is hack-fraud. Because I am an hack-fraud. Get it right, boomer.
      EDIT: *read sarcastically not literally* :P

    • @AtariJeff
      @AtariJeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They sell that shirt on Redbubble. Had one for years

  • @hollistinian2
    @hollistinian2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That text crawl deserves more appreciation.

  • @vulkantheprimarch8905
    @vulkantheprimarch8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I thought Mike's shirt in the viewing session said "green and retired". But that's absurd. What kind of funny little character would make such an absurd statement?

  • @ChokoShark
    @ChokoShark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Seeing another RLM video pop up is like a blanket on a cold day.

  • @thth-sv4bt
    @thth-sv4bt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    It's official, Mike Stoklasa has contracted REMS (Rich Evans Mispronouncing Syndrome)

    • @lucressei3717
      @lucressei3717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So he's eventually mutating into Rem Lezar ?

  • @waspswarm870
    @waspswarm870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    The word chooper sounds like slang for someone who does horrible things with human shit

    • @josephlascola6592
      @josephlascola6592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well chupar in spanish means suck lol

    • @TheIndulged1
      @TheIndulged1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@josephlascola6592 henceforth El Chuprapooper

    • @GreyPikmin334
      @GreyPikmin334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's gonna get ya with his poop-scissors

    • @sforbesgocka
      @sforbesgocka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chooper sounds like a coomer variant

    • @gachoman2012
      @gachoman2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@josephlascola6592 Essentially, in slang terms “The Chooper” for Hispanic people would mean “Dick Sucker.”

  • @aaronquimcastellvi
    @aaronquimcastellvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That sword is like the most common "souvenir" type sword you can find around Spain, it is supposed to be the El Cid's sword named "Tizona"

    • @golem2246
      @golem2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh! So a Spain connection in the Chooper Cinematic universe.

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They could say in the movie that The Chooper uses an old spanish conquistador's sword, maybe the land has been cursed since those days; too elaborate for this movie though plus I do not think it is the correct sort of sword (not that matters much).

    • @aaronquimcastellvi
      @aaronquimcastellvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@g.sergiusfidenas6650 Allegedly, it's a XI century sword, four-ish centuries before the Conquistadores. But totally, could be a nice explanation for this crappy movie.

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aaronquimcastellvi Seems like the director went to Toledo and bought a cheap child-sized sword and thus the "iconic" weapon of the Chooper came to be, besides the way it is used (poorly) is funny that is so tiny, like a child's toy.

  • @kingj282
    @kingj282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    14:27 WAR! Two old-ass farmers are fighting over the ownership of a filthy, dead plot of land in the middle of disgusting Arizona desert. The two have decided to settle their dispute over a boring game of cards for some reason. The winner of the card game will take control of the disgusting, worthless wasteland, which includes a run down house, a gross abandoned shack, and a water tower that is on the brink of falling over at any moment.

    • @deadNightwatchman
      @deadNightwatchman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luke lived in a shack in the desert. Coincidence...? 🤔 I think not...

    • @Antillles
      @Antillles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know why, but I almost lost a lung laughing so hard at that stupid text crawl.

  • @aesen161
    @aesen161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    you can date these videos by looking at how many nukie tapes are in background of the screening room

  • @StupidDanimations
    @StupidDanimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The Director of Bloodshack did remember the #1 rule of visual storytelling: "Tell, don't show"

    • @schmiedeltv5835
      @schmiedeltv5835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not much of a leader then

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think, much like the endless exposition from the Exposition Cops in Hollow Gate, it's not even exposition necessary for understanding what we see on screen, it's just exposition to... (I hope you're holding onto your hat!)... pad the running time.

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I warned you about the Chooper, bro! I told you dog!"
    "IT KEEPS HAPPENING"
    -The Chooper (1971) directed by Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

  • @Chrysriph
    @Chrysriph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love that the dynamic of this friendship is just rich saying something mike doesn’t understand, so mike immediately just looks to jay for translation

  • @markeastwood74
    @markeastwood74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    So I'm watching the video and Jay says "tension is lingering on a shot..." at which point TH-cam froze. I laughed outloud and watched that screen for about 2 minutes complaining about self-indulgent RLM before realising what had happened 🤣

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember back when Twin Peaks Season 3 came out, I read a TH-cam comment from this guy watching episode 8 when the show lingered awhile on an exterior shot of a house. The guy said he was confused at first, but kept watching. After a minute passed, he got frustrated with David Lynch and his self-indulgent storytelling. Then two minutes passed and he thought, "David Lynch has some brass balls for this. Incredible. This is unbelievably atmospheric!" Then five minutes passed and he got pissed. He moved his mouse cursor and saw his computer had been frozen the entire time.

    • @markeastwood74
      @markeastwood74 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@12ealDealOfficial 😆

  • @LordSkella
    @LordSkella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Can’t wait for the review of the sequel, “Blood Shack 2: Choopercabra”.

    • @stevehearnshaw397
      @stevehearnshaw397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ...or "Blood Shack 2: Electric Chooperloo."
      Sorry...

    • @bozodeathgod
      @bozodeathgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chooper Tokyo Drift

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Space Chooper

    • @thebadlung
      @thebadlung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blood Shack Episode 2: Stormchoopers.

    • @CzechAvailabilitie
      @CzechAvailabilitie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact:
      The Chubacabra was first sighted in 1995 by a person who had just seen the film Species and by complete coincidence the creature looks exactly like the monster from Species

  • @kylekolek8335
    @kylekolek8335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That Frank Drebin joke is in both police squad and the smell of fear. It’s such a good joke that I’m not even mad they repeated it.

  • @bagelbaker411
    @bagelbaker411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Deuandra Brown: “You do you and I’ll do meeeeeeeee.”
    RLM: -makes BOTW Spotlight on DCVTWF-
    Deuandra Brown: Nopety nope, nah nah nah nopety nope

    • @somemong989
      @somemong989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did she finally fucking realise she was being mocked?

    • @Moggymorgenstein
      @Moggymorgenstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She didn’t have anything to do with the copyright claim. It’s some music company. I think they sell music to use in videos or something.

    • @Moggymorgenstein
      @Moggymorgenstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@umphreak9999 it’s “not”. It seems to be some sort of stock music company. She probably bought a song for her movie and then when rlm did the review it got flagged by the company. She produces her own music and movies. She has her own company.

  • @skeptale
    @skeptale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:52 This bit really says a lot about Mike and Rich's friendship. If the tables were turned, Mike would be ridiculing Rich and yell "that's stayin' in!" but Rich waits patiently for Mike to get it right, then makes a joke _at his own expense._ What a beautiful couple.

  • @SuiginChou
    @SuiginChou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Re: what does "the Chooper" even mean, given our American Southwestern setting I assumed both the name and the folktale were corruptions of "the Chupacabra". It sounds similar to many other rustic shortenings of names.

    • @MrMurfstoffelees
      @MrMurfstoffelees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was gonna post just this.

    • @xemnufromthemagicplanet1678
      @xemnufromthemagicplanet1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good thinking, that makes a lot of sense

    • @deathsyth8888
      @deathsyth8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In Spanish, the word "chupar" means "to suck". "The Chooper" would approximate in Spanglish (a mix of Spanish/English) to "The Sucker". Chupacabra means "goat sucker" as cabra means goat.

    • @royalcrumble2384
      @royalcrumble2384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deathsyth8888 and suck he did.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Chupacabra wasn't a thing until the 90s, so I don't think there's a connection there.

  • @haywoodu.cuddleme9179
    @haywoodu.cuddleme9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Oof just seeing that DVD cover of Ryan's Babe gave me terrible flashbacks.

  • @medievalreview
    @medievalreview 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The Chooper sword is an "El Cid" Tizona. I think I'm going to have to send one to the RLM guys.

    • @thylabyrinth
      @thylabyrinth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sending weaponry to RLM unsolicited and getting them on federal watchlists is a good bit.

    • @medievalreview
      @medievalreview 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thylabyrinth lol

    • @medievalreview
      @medievalreview 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jamesduncan6729 it's my one chance to contribute something meaningful.

  • @tywalker7847
    @tywalker7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    This episode should be renamed to “The Revenge of Rich Evans”

    • @Jordan-zk2wd
      @Jordan-zk2wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Elderly Strikes Back

    • @Nidarosgnomen
      @Nidarosgnomen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not appropriate as Rich should never seek revenge

    • @Dasgath
      @Dasgath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one is coming in a few years...

  • @SuperGta12345
    @SuperGta12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Rich Evans representing Lego Space with his T-shirt.

    • @augdog2
      @augdog2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you! I was racking my brain trying to figure out where I know that logo from.

    • @danugo6742
      @danugo6742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@augdog2
      Me too

    • @csours
      @csours 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love it!

  • @GruppeSechs
    @GruppeSechs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    26:25 Using the fact this movie has so much padding to pad their own slapped together production to pad out run time is so meta.

  • @jakematts
    @jakematts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Bless you for this sweet deluge of RLM content

  • @nopenoperson8964
    @nopenoperson8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I always thought "Chooper" was supposed to be short for "Chupacabra"

    • @lockwoodthexton
      @lockwoodthexton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or a typo of "chopper" that stuck for...reasons.

    • @staceyann1180
      @staceyann1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lockwoodthexton "For reasons" is enough justification for anything else in this movie...
      Or maybe I'm just telling myself that because I thought it was a typo too.

    • @mjwbulich
      @mjwbulich 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chupacabra is a rather recent urban legend/cryptoid(1990s?). This movie was made much earlier.

  • @emperorcupcake
    @emperorcupcake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    The flag pants woman and the kids are the director's real life family, so I think they just filmed their terrible vacation to Arizona and put voiceover on it

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A scrawny man with midriff showing and an on-again, off-again relationship with his hat kept yelling at them near an abandoned shack, so he decided to make the best of it.

    • @Icedrake201
      @Icedrake201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love to go on vacation in the middle of the desert.

  • @systemofcellsinterlinked4402
    @systemofcellsinterlinked4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like the title “The Chooper”. It reminds me of “The Trooper”, but with a slightly different spelling.

  • @luispt77
    @luispt77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I now have a huge urge to watch Diomond Cobra vs White Fox... bowt episode of course.

    • @golem2246
      @golem2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess I'm glad I watched it twice. I guess?

  • @rubedolobster
    @rubedolobster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hmm, I was intent on checking out this movie ''diamond cobra vs white fox'', but since it's not featured on the hit internet program ''best of the worst'' anymore, I think I'll forget about it. I wouldn't want my hard earned money to land in the pocket of some uppity-up-up, contentious ''artist'' that can't accept critic or bad publicity.
    I'd rather Len have my money.

    • @Moggymorgenstein
      @Moggymorgenstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry to say this... but if you’re not going to research or use your eyes... you’re two quarts shy of a nimrod. Look at the copyright strike in this very video. That isn’t her. It’s some stock music group or some such nonsense.

    • @rubedolobster
      @rubedolobster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Moggymorgenstein Thanks for the info. Look, I'm not a technically inclined person, so I didn't even know you could view strike charges for a video. My research was actually comprised of the comments here, which mostly seemed to put the blame on Deandra herself. I'm usually very empirical when voicing my opinion, but seeing the project itself, you can't blame me for thinking those comments were right on the money; it does seem like exactly the kind of situation where a content creator would jump down the throat of a review channel for mocking their product. Haven't we all seen that before.
      On another topic, I have no problem admitting to a wrong -and I do, you're right - but chastising me for lack of research and mentionning ''some stock music or some nonsense'', isn't that the pot calling the kettle black a bit? It might not be the ''cineast'' herself but it doesn't invalidate her as a factor. For all we know it could be a content claim about her music, which she may or may not have something to do with, and if she does who knows if spiting RLM might have something to do with it. I'm not wishing for that to be the case, but I never doubt human ability to be eggregious and disruptive to others for the most inane reasons.

    • @Moggymorgenstein
      @Moggymorgenstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rubedolobster RLM literally shows you in THIS video who did the copyright strike. She has nothing to do with this group. I believe she had a song in her movie that they must have played during the review and it must have been some music she bought from this company.

    • @rubedolobster
      @rubedolobster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moggymorgenstein Good to know, thanks for the info. I mostly listen to RLM while working or afk, so I do not pick up on everything and didn't see what you're refering too, hence me looking at the comment section for more info. I assumed people that watched the video intently would have factual evidence, I shall never do so again. I'm actually relieved by that outcome. The world is a better place when people are able to have a sense of humor about themselves. Deuandra coming on the show like Len did would be a blast.

  • @MikePaquette
    @MikePaquette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down to the Blood Shack.

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BLOOD SHACK BAYYY BEEEEEE

    • @ghin1091
      @ghin1091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its the murder getaway

    • @staretimecomics
      @staretimecomics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Blood Shack is a little old place where
      We can get The Chooper

  • @scwh3181
    @scwh3181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I like the fact that the killer is always yelling. Just imagine how scarier the Friday the 13th movies would have been if every scene where he was chasing someone he was also shouting "Aaaaaah!". Truly masterful film-making.

  • @BrickTrek
    @BrickTrek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Rich Evans in a Lego Space T-shirt will haunt my wet dreams for the rest of my life

  • @holycow818181
    @holycow818181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You can tell it's edited by Jay and not Mike, because Jay lets Rich get away with saying "expositial information" at 13:56.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic Rich and Jay probably did notice, but was drunk. Classic Jay.

  • @BenGoodsonModular
    @BenGoodsonModular 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
    Fifteen miles to the, Blood Shack, Blood Shack yeah
    I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
    Lookin' for the love getaway
    Headed for the love getaway, love getaway
    I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
    And we're headin' on down to the Blood Shack
    I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty
    So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
    The Blood Shack is a little old place where
    We can get together
    Blood Shack baby
    A Blood Shack baby
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack
    Sign says, woo, stay away fools
    'Cause love rules at the Blood Shack
    Well it's set way back in the middle of a field
    Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
    Glitter on the mattress
    Glitter on the highway
    Glitter on the front porch
    Glitter on the hallway
    The Blood Shack is a little old place where
    We can get together
    Blood Shack, baby
    Blood Shack, baby
    Blood Shack, that's where it's at
    Blood Shack, that's where it's at
    Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
    Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
    The whole shack shimmies
    Yeah the whole shack shimmies
    The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around
    And around and around and around
    Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
    Folks linin' up outside just to get down
    Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
    Funky little shack
    Funky little shack
    Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale
    And it's about to set sail
    I got me a car, it seats about twenty, so come on
    And bring your jukebox money
    The Blood Shack is a little old place where
    We can get together
    Blood Shack baby
    A Blood Shack baby
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack (oh baby that's where it's at)
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack (baby that's where it's at)
    Bang bang bang on the door baby!
    Knock a little louder baby!
    Bang bang bang on the door baby!
    I can't hear you
    Bang bang bang on the door baby!
    Knock a little louder sugar!
    Bang bang bang on the door baby!
    I can't hear you
    Bang bang bang on the door baby, knock a little louder
    Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang!
    On the door baby, bang bang!
    On the door, bang bang!
    On the door baby, bang bang!
    You're what?
    Tin roof
    Rusted!
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack!
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack!
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack!
    Blood Shack, baby Blood Shack!

    • @ShatteredTrousers
      @ShatteredTrousers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Daniel says, woo, stay away fools
      'Cause the Chooper haunts the blood shack
      Well it's set way back in the middle of a field
      Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
      Shit stains on the mattress
      Rodeo on the highway
      Chooper on the front porch
      Funky sword down the hallway

    • @schmiedeltv5835
      @schmiedeltv5835 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bravo brawndo

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    “The Blood Shack is a little old place where
    We can kill together!”

    • @Mogget01
      @Mogget01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Blood shack bay bay

    • @stupaterson4830
      @stupaterson4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "If you see a dead body at the side of the road, then it's 15 miles to the BLOOOOOOOOD SHACK!!"

    • @ballisticmonkey999
      @ballisticmonkey999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blood Shack, Baaaaaybeeee~

    • @Moviesan69
      @Moviesan69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're heading on down to the Blood Shack!

    • @Mr_Rob_otto
      @Mr_Rob_otto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stab stab, on the mattress baby.

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I'm convinced it was supposed to be "The Chopper," but the guy who made the opening artwork accidentally misspelled it and stubbornly didn't want to redo the work. Not knowing anyone else who can paint, the director thought the better option than to simply axe the artwork was to shift the entire production and have the killer now be named something stupid all because of a typo.

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That would be completely on-brand for Steckler. The other movie on the table was _Rat Pfink a Boo Boo,_ - actually named as such because due to some error the titling said "a" instead of "and". Also Chooper seems like it was shot without sound and all dubbed later, so it would have been easiest to change the "script" after the film was made in ADR. But who knows? Steckler had a weird sense of humor and was probably aware of how silly and lazy his movies were.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, "Chopper" would have been pretty stupid, too, considering the killer stabs, not chops.

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Until you actually pay attention to the words coming out of their mouths and never once is chopper said, yet chooper is constantly said....No universe did they go back and re-film scenes due to an "artwork" error.

    • @scruffybones321
      @scruffybones321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Surely "chooper" is a play on "chupucabra"?

    • @garrettcarter5622
      @garrettcarter5622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scruffybones321 I briefly thought that too except it clearly doesn't look a chupacabra at all.

  • @Marinealver
    @Marinealver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My Man Rich is on a roll, he has been getting a lot on Mike as of recently. So many years of being the butt of the joke and now it is time to turn that around.

    • @yestonymontana2257
      @yestonymontana2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rich Evans is my son

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Being the butt of the joke.
      "time to turn that around."
      What exactly are you asking of Rich??

  • @johng7048
    @johng7048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I bought the Bloodshack dvd because of this video. I popped it into my computer and the file explorer reported the dvd is labeled “SAMURAI_COP_1”. Even the dvd wants its contents to be something else.

  • @Kefir-fw2qf
    @Kefir-fw2qf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When Jay ask about zima "how is it" i immediately heard in my head " AWESOME!"

    • @TheShredworthy
      @TheShredworthy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And subsequently blows out the mic. haha

  • @SpawnRevenge92
    @SpawnRevenge92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Mike, I'm suing you for copyright infringement!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSoda21
    @TheSoda21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    So Diamond Cobra and White Fox got removed? Was the director mad that they said it was awful?

    • @bgwinn
      @bgwinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She also conveniently has comments disabled on all her videos so I can’t register my disgust

    • @flashthompson1085
      @flashthompson1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's kinda funny.
      That review got me into watching all of her videos.
      Even though they were all terrible, I had fun doing so.

    • @lostartem
      @lostartem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

    • @darklordliam
      @darklordliam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The guys must’ve been getting threats from Egg Salad.

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Best PR that film ever had

  • @Monkismo
    @Monkismo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I want to make a movie about a rodeo and pad it out with footage from a different rodeo.

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the title is, "My Second Rodeo".

    • @flatflatspin9855
      @flatflatspin9855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Footage of people making a horror movie 1/2 a mile away.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pad it with footage of the Chooper gettin' ya.

    • @tomaka121
      @tomaka121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This would be borderline experimental

  • @alexandrerighi
    @alexandrerighi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "i told you not you go in there, and now look at you, you're dead"

  • @aurayafrost6253
    @aurayafrost6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The only way to discover a new RLM video is when it automatically plays after you've rewatched an old one

  • @zimmydoomday5569
    @zimmydoomday5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Who needs scenes when you can just film people walking and have voice over?" - Terrence Malick

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Who needs actions when you got words?" -Plateau, the Meat Puppets.

  • @forlornfuture2630
    @forlornfuture2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Mike was saving the Zima for a special occasion.

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "And they'll say, why, she wouldn't even hurt a fly."
    "I think I'll just worry about it tomorrow."
    Eh, yeah, it'll do, just leave it in.

  • @camera3352
    @camera3352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how they used all those shots of people walking that were in the movie to pad the run time, but simultaneously using them to also pad the run time of this episode. Genius