Cutting Scissors With Paper
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"This is what the best hospitals in the world currently look like."
Empty.
Literally the best since no patient at all
I think the medics are all at rooms and doing other stuff since robots deliver all the things
Hi, I’m a person.
@@RyanIsOnYT i dont believe it
@@noradelmendoza8642 ok.
"Haha I chose scissors, I win!"
"No"
*wrist rotates at fast speed*
wrist rotation techniques
Oh god
*Jojo?*
wamuu
No
Shows uno revesed card
imagine the paper cut you would get from the paper spinning very fast 0-0
A man arrives to the emergency room, with a 10 inch gashing, bloody wound on his hand. His sleeve and coat is covered with blood, and little paper fragments are embedded in the wound. On further examination, the bones in his palm seem to have been cracked in half and in the cut are more sharp paper slices.
@@frozengaming398 Hyperpaperemia; hyper meaning high, paper, emia meaning presence in blood. High paper presence in blood.
Goddammit u forgot the initils, they’re JC as usual
On further examination, it seems like little microscopic paper fragments are now coursing through his bloodstream, painfully lodging themselves into the walls of arteries and veins. He can do nothing but scream, as the ER nurses try to calm him down.
You ask what happened to him, and the nurse says "It's just a paper cut. "
I never knew crocodiles and alligators could be affectionate. That was cute!
The croc in the video sounds like pac man
@@mvukovic5364 waka waka
@@mvukovic5364babies do indeed sound like Pac-Man
@@mvukovic5364no, galaga
she's crying for her mom
Everybody gangsta till paper starts cutting scissors...
True, rock be like Imma head out or am I next
True
Imagine putting your finger in that. Worst paper cut ever
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch hypocrite, look at your own bio
It’s the plastic part man it won’t cut the metal
Guy: “Janice”
Janice: *happy laser noises*
happy galaga noises
Wait ayaan do you know ghost rockstar?
Alagaga
I wonder what he'll do with Janice when she grows up?
I would die for Janice
Time traveler: steps on leaf
The timeline: cutting scissors with paper
Edit: for some reason people are now counting, so thats exiting
Edit 2: This is the first comment i made to get 500 replies, and you did it by counting. Wow
This has no comments but lotta likes? Lemme change that
2
3
4
5
Now I’ll never lose in Rock Paper Scissors again. Thanks Daily Dose of Internet.
And thus, the little kittens had trust issues for their entire life.
Me as a cat
Not everyday I get to see another noob friend
@Bruh Momento that’s enough TH-cam for one day
Bruh Momento this guy is off his hinges damn
Oh hi killacatz its me Mrnoob do u still play build n destroy?
That alligator is the cutest thing I have ever seen. Thank you for putting that into my life
It sounds like a laser turret
Wait til it grows up
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch yea but the alligator is adorable asf
wait till it learns the barrel roll LOL
Its gonna make a nice handbag lol
0:00 paper cuts scissors
0:24 Doge
0:31 Omegle prank
0:44 toxic pottery
1:08 screaming ham
1:44 Janice the alligator
1:55 what the nest hospitals look like
Nest😂
I think that trick for cleaning tarnish from silver is simply aluminum foil, sea salt, and boiling water. I'm not sure how it works, but I've done that with my silver chains and other jewelry and trinkets. It works! But you still need to buff it or apply some proper cleaning solution to it. Removes the tarnish, but leaves it looking scratched or dull.
2020: cutting scissors with paper
2030: writing on a pencil with paper
@LIU XINGYAN lmao... that meme always makes me laugh.
The what
@Vanessaaa y the what
Lol
Took me three minute to understand cause my brain thought "writing on paper with pencil".
@@sam6395 *I see age is catching up with you, old man*
Geez talk about a paper cut
😂
WOW U HERE
Finally an original comment thank you
The Paper said it had enough 😂😂😂
Hahaha I will steal all the likes cause i am a criminal
I'd love to go camping in one of those hunting blinds.. Being able to see the trees and animals would be beautiful to wake up to, rather than just the inside of a regular tent. 😍
I love how this Man does his Intro and Outro So decently 😊
Its so crazy how nearly every single organism on this planet enjoys being stroked
I see what you did there. 😂😀
Huh
Nice one
every living thing has to reproduce after all
I would like to put this theory to the test.
“Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.”
“I win”
“Well actually...”
Mind using the gibberish "actually" meme?
"-you see, uhm.. "
Checkmate atheists
Wait you say shoot? I usually say show
@@best2chill781 yeah, everyone says shoot
You always make my day a little better 😁
And that was the day when paper became a counter to everything in Rock Paper Scissors
“Paper cuts scissors, I win!”
“Actually sciccors cuts pa-“
*”did I stutter?”*
yeah but....but. That was paper vs rubber not scissor :( :(.
@@LordBungeekrum *actually that was clearly an elephant*
LOL
@@TAGimations I laughed too hard at your reply
PAPER WINS ON SCISSORS cus IF you Cut Paper It is still a paper so NO ONE CAN BEAT PAPER
Some guy: “Janice, say hi”
Janice: “Uuauauaua :)”
UwU
Uua
stan janice
Those teeth be looking sharp af
*laser gun noises*
i love your videos, have been watching them more and more recently. They're just so calming
Now imagine the paper cut you would get with this
My friend: “scissors cuts paper. I win.”
Me: *“oh I don’t think so”*
Your friends: "How did this happen? I thought we were smarter than this."
Hello there general kenobi
@xxpyroxx75 no
obi wan said obi wan meme very epic
**starts to twist hand really fast**
*That little hamster’s scream sounded like the beginning of the “Emergency Broadcast System”*
Same comment again
>:(
From The Purge
@@sushi_1233 lol
I was thinking about that! Took the words right out of my mouth!
Now then….. where’s scissors beat rock?
0:19 Paper: uhh i wanna become a funny paper *turns into bunch of wiggles*
Guy: "Janice, say hi!"
Alligator: *INSERT PACMAN NOISES*
BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSS
🤔🤔
*galaga
That's the end of this video hopefully i was able to make your day just a little better and i'll see you guys again very very soon
Later
you know its Galaga right?
0:19 Paper: *"I've won, but at what cost-"*
A small price for a little salvation
To be useless
Lmfaoooo
690 likes
W comment
Baby eating a vase piece in 1969:”dies of radiation”
Finally an update to Rock paper scissors. We've been waiting for thousands of years.
The scissors and paper be like:
"let's both die"
"Ya totally"
Lol
As the great spy said
“We die together”
Kamakazi paper
rock: *cries
also rock: If you guys die i'll kill you.
@@EHMM he's not sus can confirm
The hospital one was literally just Wall-E live action
Nooo... it needs more cockroaches in the hospitals for that to be plausible. lol
@@adamgray1753 lmao what
Only this time they're saving humans and not eating them...
I see you did not get my crystal clear Wall-E allusion, @@-iiixiii--identity-5921.
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2:00 as someone going through nursing school, this is so satisfying
The intrusive thoughts would win and I’d put my finger on the paper, then be confused on where my finger went
That Alligator sounds like a laser gun, funny and weird at the same time.
You posted the exact same comment 3 times bruh 😂
based janice
Lol we got 1 sub before 2021 in the comments
Pew pew gun XD
u mean hamster?
Paper be like:
“Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!...”
*But not for me*
@Gaming Babu Don't you know the ''Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me!'' Meme? Its MEANT to say two times, so technically hes right and your wrong, the comment is way better having call an ambulance typed two times and not one and you do not know your memes bro.
Im guessing your a kid who is unintelligent in the meme department lol, my reply didnt need this section but i dont care and im putting it in anyway :)
@Gaming Babu Well it doesnt sound funny to me :/ Okay lets just mind our own businesses now
@Gaming Babu 🐒
@Gaming Babu
poopmunk hahaha
@@thienquoc5790 Idk why but I hate you now why did you write so long now I’m in babus side
“Janice..” “reptile noises” “Janice!!” “More reptile noises”
The way he says “YOUR” makes it feel like it’s only “MY” dose of internet.
OUR
OUR Soviet theme starts playing
Dont read my PROFILE PRCTURÉ :)
@@dont6439 ok
@@dont6439 ok
Scissors: let me cut this piece of paper
Paper: uno reverse card
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@@DarrensGeneralInfo no
@@DarrensGeneralInfo no
Leme cut this piece of scissors
Showing up at the doctor with one less finger.
Doctor: "What happened?"
"Papercut".
I wouldn’t dare having my finger even a little close to that fast spinning paper
My annoying little cousin when he loses with paper:
KONODIOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAA
Ugh, is that a sigh reference
ZA WARUDO!
*COWABUNGA IT IS*
*Nani?*
Meanwhile in a parallel universe:
*Scissors cutting a paper!*
Oh my god !!? How can a scissor cut paper ?!!
That's insane !!
George washington
@@Abby-ku7we oi
@Daily Dose of Bloopers lol you are the real one, theres so many fake account s man, hard to understand
@@justaguy2023 that's not the real one
Now that proves that paper can beat scissors
Paper finally used his secret Reverse Ability to attack his enemy… S C I S S O R S ✂️
"the robots even know how to use the elevator"
well yeah, what's the fancy roomba gonna do, take the stairs?
@johnny boy rude
Slinky robots have mastered this craft DECADES AGO!
@johnny boy Your videos are great.
@@Ikabun1312
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
@@daveshephard3412 What??? Dude shut up
"If the enemy cuts you, you cut them back."
- Thin Zu, Art of Paper
Such an underrated comment
This is art
Technoblade?
Stop. Technoblade didn’t create sun tzu.
Nice one
My man really destroyed the whole Rock paper scissors game 💀
You just revolutionized Rock Paper Scissors
At first i read, "Cutting paper with scissors" and I was like, "What's cool about that?"
And now your stuck watching his videos 😂
SAME LMAO
Paper Sawblade
4rth?
You came win your friends in rock paper pra scissors
Guy: “Janice!”
Janice: **Pac-Man noises**
Lol true
Sooo true
What’s next a crocodile that sounds like Mario?
A hamster that yells like Donkey Kong?
A bird that sounds like sonic?
Ima send this to everyone that beats me in Rock paper scissors with scissors to prove that I won.
The look on those kittens faces when there was no food on the plate, absolute betrayal of the worst kind
"Cutting Scissors With Paper" Well well well, How the turn tables
"How the turntables"
-Michael scott.
@@TheJuggaloj I was about to ask what's a turntable
"Well well well how the turntables" - Albert Aretz
"Its time to say goodbye... To turning tables"
-Adele
@@itzmiggyl2423 (the tables turned)
A poetry by William wordsworth.
Well paper destroyed himself after killing scissors, so the real winner is rock.
lol
Facts Theyre still functional- you could 100% use those scissors to take out the rest of papers family
It was how it would normally stop the saw, but the paper isn't metal so it bunched up.
Lol 😂 yep
Now that's true logic.
That hamster sounds like my fire alarm.
*Next Video:* My grandma had too much coffee before we played Rock, Paper, Scissors.
This gives a whole new way to play rock paper scissors
Yes
most original comment i’ve ever seen!
Paper
Is UNSTOPPABLE
But it only merely wounded scissors then crumpled so scissors still beats paper
It turns out that paper is the ultimate move
"Hi, Im Peter Plate and I was scratched by a radioactive cup"
Heh.
♬ Ceramic Man, Ceramic Man - breaks just as easy as ceramics can... ♬
Plate man
Peter Plate
😂 beautifullll!
Everyone thinks the baby crocodile is cute until it starts shooting out psychic beams
I love how the cats looked at the empty plate then at the camera as if they were saying “you serious right now bro?”
Ok, that radioactive one kinda freaks me out
Edit: Thanks for all the likes, and replies, and subs. REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!
EEEE
pinned pog
s
Pinned!... *Radioactive plays in the background*
Congratulations On Getting Pinned🥳!
Me: mom my finger hurtss!!!
Mom: don't be so dramatic.. its just a paper cut-
The paper cut:
OoF
SizE
Oof Size Large
lol
Which
What's going on in the replies😀... I don't get it
Classmates:"Ha! scissors beats paper, You're it!"
Me:"Oh really?" *invites him at my house and cutting scissors with paper
That would be the worst papercut of my life.
That dog is traumatized
my mans theres no dog in this vid
Hi
@@ED-cs8xn 1:49 yes this one 😂
@@ED-cs8xn my mans you must be blind
Real one
Chunky squirrel: “If I stay perfectly still I am invisible.”
*Beep*
It's soooo cute, hahahahahahaha...replayed 10x and still laughing...
That a hamster but still cute
@@TexasWench M8 a squirrel is NOT a hamster
Indeed
@@TexasWench it’s a squirrel
Everybody gangsta until paper actually beats rock
3:06
“Snake, what are you doing?”
“I’m in a box.”
“Cutting scissors with paper”
It’s evolving, just backwards
HAHA!!!!
Soon we are gonna be cutting rocks with scissors
Wow. I looked one second and then looked away. Then right after I looked BACK and saw he hearted it
@@kingkirtster5290 Man, that's life.
Literally.
Mr.Beast cutting the table with plastic knives be like...
He cuts the table with money
Heh
Hello verified person that I've never heard of
Lol
Here before this comment gets popular :)
Paper's forbidden move be like.
One cut overpowered but has a chance of killing the user.
Not all hunting blinds are like that 😂
That one is pretty awesome though.
This should be called: The Ultimate Paper Cut or The Most Dangerous Paper Cut
Damn this comment is underrated
i literally made a comment that said "the ultimate paper cut" and i saw this and i had to delete it >:(
@@spaghettiii Sorry mate, I didn't know
danganronpa fan? lol
@@gallian9778 not blaming ya lad
When everyone is talking about the paper cutting the scissors but nobody is talking about the alligator that swallowed a space gun
THANK YOU
Thank you
What that sound means is that it is calling for its mother/caregiver. If you hear that sound in the wild RUN!
@@marcelloreeves7216 :0
YOU'RE WELCOME
I love the automatic jacks! Speed racer’s Mach 5 was awesome predictive programming. Auto-jacks, remote control drone with video to the car, steering wheel button controls, and more!
the first clip be breaking the classic rock, paper, scissors cycle
I didn’t think that squirrel would even be able to jump
yes
@@batal0538 no
It was pretty chunky
What else do squirrels do but jump and eat acorns? (And make baby squirrels)
aa
“Rock Paper Scissors!”
“I win haha!”
“Well watch this”
**cuts hand**
OH GOD NO JUST NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT WHY DID YOU POST *THAT*. XD
I do not likey
paper cut be like
imagine your friend is Ethan Winters and he just glues it back lmao
“Cutting Scissors With Paper”
“Chopping axes with a tree”
“I’m tired of this scissors, it been 423 years since I ever have beaten you! It’s time for my own type of games now.”
"In america, scissors cut paper. But in soviet russia, papers cut scissors."
So true
Sorry to say mate but uhhhhh Soviet Russia was canceled in 1997
@@gaminglizard2075 shut up nerd
Soviet Russia is forever
Never trust Russian scissors to cut paper
Soyus nerusmi
We got paper. We got scissors. Now all we need is rock.
Yeah
Am I the only one confused? I’m tired idk
Idk
Rock is just a normal sawblade
You Have Nothing.
That mouse: "This is a test of the Emergency Alert System. Do not be alarmed, this is only a test."
1:39 THE NOISE IT MAKES AND HOW IT LOOKS ITS SO CUTEEEE
Everybody's talking about the scissors but can we just acknowledge how cool the hunter thingy is?
Saves on poly count when they dont model it from the inside
@@KingMetalMario lmao
Yea exactly
Like that invisibility cloak from Harry Potter
Reminds me of the Box from Metal Gear
Opponent and I: "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"
Opponent: "Scissor."
Me: "SPINNING PAPER!"
Underrated
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@@dont6439 don't worry i won't too :))
@@dont6439 sure 👍
Imagine getting a papper cut by that paper saw
Friend : Oh yeah, I collect pottery and stuff, oldest I got is from the 1960s I’m pretty sure.
Me : Don’t touch me.
Cats looking at each other like “ bro, is this guy for real” 😂
🙂
😂😂😂nice one
I beg to differ (1:17)
The cats kinda made a beat for a second
Time stamp pls
2:24
Squirrel: "Hello, human. I hope you do not mind that I've come to hang out in this location-"
**HONK**
Squirrel: "AAAUYGH!"
That was me too..I really didn’t expect that
Lmao that was so funny
Chunky boi just wanted food :(
YOU STARTED YT 11 YEARS AGO
poor little pregnant mama :(
That alligator made my day! ❤🥹
The pottery is actually Glazed with radium, (still radioactive) and is perfectly safe to eat off of and use, as long as the pottery is not cracked or broken, as that releases the radioactive particles.
“Cutting scissors with paper”
*Oh how the turns have tabled*
Underratteedd
Ratedunder
Lmaooo
Turntables
So, Paper > Stone > Scissors
Friend: "Hey wanna play rock, paper, scissors?"
Me: ”Gimme a sec, gotta grab something"
Lmao
Lol
Bruhhhhh, more like "gimme an hour"
Lol
Lmaooo
So paper beats rock, and scissors.
Guess papers unstoppable
The hamster sounds like an old school buzzer doorbell
" the robot know how to use the elevator "
wall-e flashback
Frrrrrrr
Give me the plant