GAME SINS | Everything Wrong With Cyberpunk 2077

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    Cyberpunk was born with the release of the movie Blade Runner, but the theatrical release of that movie was garbage. I think we should treat Cyberpunk 2077 similar to it and wait until the version they were supposed to make is actually ready before playing it. Or not. If you already played the broken mess why not watch me count its sins.
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  • @KeiGambit
    @KeiGambit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    The game was designed for a Street Kid playthrough, you can tell. The game is about hating corpos, and no one brings it up when you are one... same with nomads.

    • @Wolfstarzan
      @Wolfstarzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And they haven't a different dialogue for the gender locked romances.

    • @BlackxExorcistitsyaboi
      @BlackxExorcistitsyaboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I feel like the game was designed for corpo play through. No one hates big corps more than someone who worked for one and lost that juice.
      Plus some dialogue options actually helped me since i could finesse or see the finesse when I was getting played by the few corpos we talked too

    • @KeiGambit
      @KeiGambit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@BlackxExorcistitsyaboi but the game BARELY acknowledges that you were a corpo. It makes no sense to be corpo. the dialogue options are shallow and its pretty clear they wanted you to play as street kid.

    • @tonybussoli1676
      @tonybussoli1676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      agreed, street kid definitely feels the most natural and fitting for the rest of the overall story, not to mention the amount of dialogue options you get as Street Kid

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@BlackxExorcistitsyaboi I did enjoy the option to start as a Corpo, but I would have preferred it if the Life origins were much more different. I wish the Corpo path allowed you to play as a badass Spy/Hitman with no moral code, instead its just Mad Max Gangster, Gangster, and Punished Gangster.

  • @dataecto6135
    @dataecto6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    "I dont play RPGs to roleplay as a recyclable can collector"
    Me, collecting cans in Yakuza Like A Dragon everytime I play: huh

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well to be fair collecting cans in yakuza is fun as hell lol

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      fallout 4 and 76 but ya

    • @-TakingSomeLs
      @-TakingSomeLs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me in fo4

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Astral Chain for me but in that game recycling cans gets you +50 xp per can you recycle

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra ปีที่แล้ว

      I play that role too, especially in games like Witcher 3 and Fallout 4 where literally every piece of junk now has some form of use.

  • @Kinos141
    @Kinos141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    "Panam is introduced ass first"
    I don't see how's that a sin.

    • @qirenlu8
      @qirenlu8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You can actually meet Panam before this mission. He clearly didn’t play it through

    • @rerecycled7507
      @rerecycled7507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@qirenlu8 I agree, unless you came across Panam at the afterlife before you can interact with her in any way you didn't experience the game fully and have no right to criticize.

    • @michaelspicer3122
      @michaelspicer3122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Should have been a sin removed

    • @seanrydell112
      @seanrydell112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      'cause panams a boring and annoying character

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@seanrydell112 this ain't it chief

  • @namekman01
    @namekman01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "the mantis blades of 50 years ago are the same as the matis blades 2077"
    you know the colt 1911 is a pistol developed in 1911 and its still used today bc its just that reliable. its not that outlandish that a weapon in the past is still a weapon today. if i saw a guy with a machete covered in blood i wouldnt go "PFFFFF i can take him, swords are bronze age technology"

    • @AlphaI250
      @AlphaI250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well if you were attacked by someone with a machete and you had a gun I'm sure you'd actually laugh your ass off

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AlphaI250 yep, and with my 100% crit chance legendary burya i laughed at mantis blades too, but that didnt make the blades less scary, or me less likely to have them installed

    • @thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001
      @thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes but there also was still changes made to the 1911. Hell, even the differences between the world war 1 model and the A1 come to mind. The 1911 nowadays is often a far cry from its original, with better parts and sights, rail options, magazine sizes and caliber changes.

    • @BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian
      @BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You one of those dues lol
      "sUrViVeD tWo WoRlD wArS"

    • @user-et8vm9cc3t
      @user-et8vm9cc3t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001 And even then it's still a bit less of an antiquated relic of a bygone era, especially when compared to a Glock or a Beretta. It's just that Yanks love it because they did 4 wars with it (WWI and II, Korea, Vietnam) and it's become iconic there.

  • @Pr0manStream
    @Pr0manStream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    "the biggest sunk cost fallacy"
    You clearly haven't heard of Star Citizen yet.

    • @steffenmuhle6517
      @steffenmuhle6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Please don't sabotage the witch hunt we're enjoying here.

    • @weirdeurasianboy8091
      @weirdeurasianboy8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      SC is vaporware
      Cyberpunk actually released.

    • @switchplayer1016
      @switchplayer1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      SC at the current rate it's going is going to celebrate its 10th year in development.

    • @sirocco2810
      @sirocco2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Let's stick to games that actually released, for the sake of argument.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Everything Wrong for that one will just be A TH-cam PLAYLIST
      XD

  • @jaylaoliver6725
    @jaylaoliver6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    This game just proves that you should keep your expectations low and don’t pre-order

    • @mathieuosakue8449
      @mathieuosakue8449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amen 🙏

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pretty much. Reminds me of a quote, but I forgot who said it.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@IamaPERSON You mean, "Keep your expectations low and you will never be disappointed"? Kratos said that in God of War 4.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jlev1028 yes, that one! Thanks for the info!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mcheetah could you please elaborate? Because if game companies didn't make anymore consoles, gamers wouldn't worry so much about them.

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "why would an A.I. controlled taxi have a steering wheel?"
    It's explained in the Delamain story line that he was originally operated by humans and then the factory and cars got automated afterward. And regardless of such explanation why wouldn't they? Some of them break down so you'd need a human to override it lol.

    • @KeiGambit
      @KeiGambit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      There's even a mission where the car bugs and YOU have to drive it back.

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@KeiGambit lol exactly.

    • @roshawn1111
      @roshawn1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah this video is just jumping on the hate train, there is a ton of mis information in it.

    • @petesampras3188
      @petesampras3188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@roshawn1111 he jumped on the hate train?, look at his channel :D

    • @serenalaurence1492
      @serenalaurence1492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@petesampras3188 there is no 'nitpicking' disclaimer

  • @legitscoper3259
    @legitscoper3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    This game in one sentence:
    _"Wasted potential"_

    • @oneof13forestpeople97
      @oneof13forestpeople97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Absolute tragedy it is

    • @legitscoper3259
      @legitscoper3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@oneof13forestpeople97 the World is SOOOOO beautiful... but Pedestrians are walking Toasters

    • @oneof13forestpeople97
      @oneof13forestpeople97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@legitscoper3259 you know GTA 6 will be what this was supposed to, so we win there. hopefully they upgrade the graphics lol

    • @captain7327
      @captain7327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@legitscoper3259 I mean alot of people nowadays are walking toasters.
      all jokes aside I really hope they fix the game

    • @legitscoper3259
      @legitscoper3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@oneof13forestpeople97 no, absolutely not GTA 6 will be a recycled POS from GTA V assets and vehicles re Textured, with monthly subscription fee, PAY2WIN, and based on microtransactions.
      All the great Directors have left Rockstar games because they wanted to make money, but NOT ruining everyones fun and their masterpiece by making it pay2win ONLY.
      For example the Leading director _Leslie Benzies_ have left them 2016 (after R* betrayed him) [a Lawsuit followed, and he won some XX Million] many attention to detail, and much of the really fun things were from him. The ###### that are left in the "Company" of R* Games are absolutely unable to recreate or even top GTA V
      Alone the fact of "Milking" proofes that.
      I will not buy GTA 6 for more than a Pizza (~ 10€)
      This is a matter of honor.
      Leslie benzies has founded a Development studio and set target to F* R* games by beating them in terms of quality...
      i can't wait for his game "EVERYWHERE" to be announced (release date)

  • @kratosGOW
    @kratosGOW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    A boob rendering technology joke mixed with an insult to scalpers joke? Bravo!

    • @heisenbergw.w8247
      @heisenbergw.w8247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whats an scalper. he also mentioned netwatch while the gang name was voodoo boys

    • @kratosGOW
      @kratosGOW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@heisenbergw.w8247
      No, Netwatch and the Voodoo Boys both want Johnny’s construct.

    • @heisenbergw.w8247
      @heisenbergw.w8247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wrong, netwatch only wants to control voodoo boys not fucking up the new net

    • @szwagier50
      @szwagier50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@heisenbergw.w8247 Late but a Scalper is someone who buys a product, or a mass supply of them(to the point they get sold out), then sells them on the internet for a higher price to make a profit out of it.

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@szwagier50scalpers are people like that who do that with limited supply items like concert tickets or the like

  • @Tywil714
    @Tywil714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    9:20 hit the nail on the head with that one it really feels like "The Pickup" misson in Act 1 is the only misson in the game that has true branching paths and multiple choices and consequences every misson after it feels linear and the choices dont really make a big impact.

    • @zakanyimen
      @zakanyimen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Trailer/demo level syndrome.

    • @dnmindme4374
      @dnmindme4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that mission and the one where you kidnap that princess or whatever you can save the asian guy from dying, i forgot his name

    • @unclebayek8923
      @unclebayek8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dnmindme4374 “Search and Destroy?” The one where Takemura can be saved

    • @gnarlyboyjai
      @gnarlyboyjai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The pickup, one of the first missions they showcased...I really thought the whole game was gonna be like that smh

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only mission like that is with the melstorm siding with them or the corpo, and if you crack the encryption on the card from the corpo woman or not on the card to keep the money for yourself.
      Also the cyberpsycho missions you can choose to kill them or spare them.
      Also if you screw up stealth related missions and later on do a high profile stealthy related mission perfectly you will get complemented by a highly surprised fixer.

  • @user-dj8yz7vq8o
    @user-dj8yz7vq8o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Isn't it funny how despite countlessly repeating "Don't pre-order" to each other, "gamers" still feed the stupid system they seemingly despise?

    • @shaesullivan
      @shaesullivan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's an addiction that should be medically diagnosed.

    • @FlintlockYT
      @FlintlockYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Every time I tell people not to preorder, I hear things like "I don't usually, except for this one game series/developer." There are enough people like that to mean everything gets preordered. Some are probably reading this comment right now. Hello!

    • @80sRetrosaur
      @80sRetrosaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Gamer" is too wide a term, there's so many different types of gamer that you need to be more specific. parents do a lot of pre-ordering and a good chunk is from relaxed/casual gamers who simply don't care either way. Then there's the worst of them; the fan boys, fan boys ruin us all.

    • @casthedemon
      @casthedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FlintlockYT hey that's me.

    • @OM-sp3wk
      @OM-sp3wk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Almost like everyone is different 🙄

  • @FrostFireTiger
    @FrostFireTiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The Delemain friendship is still very weird to me. An A.I. hired briefly for a mission that went wrong, then suddenly they became great friends with V out of nowhere.

    • @Jay3up
      @Jay3up 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also why would delemain even go pick up V? Like del was hired for the heist job after that del should have no more connections to V so why go out of there way to go save him?

    • @dimitris4661
      @dimitris4661 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Jay3upbecause V had the premium subscription. That's why he came and helped in the surgery. Delamain explained in the beginning of the mission

    • @Jay3up
      @Jay3up 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dimitris4661 didint that just cover the heist? I feel like once Delamain dropped V at the motel and took Jackie’s body to wherever you chose that was that

    • @dimitris4661
      @dimitris4661 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Jay3up they never specify, but it would make sense. Either way, it's a cab company. He could have paid manually when the cab arrived or something like that

  • @Raccoozs
    @Raccoozs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Personally going for custom character was a mistake as it made me feel detached from the story. V is largely pre written anyway so why not go all the way with that instead of trying to make them a custom character

    • @matthewcoleman9069
      @matthewcoleman9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Also it’s first person so you don’t even see what he looks like/what he’s wearing besides in the pause menu which is very pointless.

    • @weirdeurasianboy8091
      @weirdeurasianboy8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@matthewcoleman9069 First person charachters can work properly though. The zombie killers in Killing Floor 2, Corvo and Emily is Dishonored 2 and Kyle Crane from Dying Light worked out well

    • @Malidictus
      @Malidictus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It's an attempt to be Mass Effect, I think. BioWare were cheeky, in that Shepard is always Shepard, but you get some minor input in his/her background and face. Hell, with that you even got to pick a first name that nobody ever used because voice actors could only ever say the guaranteed name.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@matthewcoleman9069 you also see V in Reflections

    • @OM-sp3wk
      @OM-sp3wk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Bruh-hq1hx Reflections. A mere 5 reflections throughout the whole game. Incredible.

  • @unimusha77
    @unimusha77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    1 min into the intro and I'm pausing to write this: "Longest intro ever!"

    • @titaniumspear7772
      @titaniumspear7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "60 seconds of Logos" *Ding*

    • @ccelite3782
      @ccelite3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@titaniumspear7772 "can't skip said logos" *ding*

    • @salimahleilani8656
      @salimahleilani8656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That deserves a sin😂

    • @jarradchapman4271
      @jarradchapman4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That opening sin need to count for multiple sins.

    • @Virus_io.
      @Virus_io. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spritsfal5088 That's my issue with a lot of modern games. Intros are way too long and kills replayability.

  • @stuckNcloudz
    @stuckNcloudz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The Takemura sin is unfair because the reason they didn't just wait till he brought V back is because they were trying to kill him too.

    • @JTKwrites
      @JTKwrites 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they could of killed him right after he gave them V

    • @stuckNcloudz
      @stuckNcloudz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JTKwrites yea but I mean if his hit men were more efficient the job would have been done

    • @Fiufia
      @Fiufia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JTKwrites no because Takemura was not sent by arasaka to kill V. Takemura is acting on your own for revenge
      voodoo boys another big mistake just rewind a little at 24:16 and if he had shown the whole conversation with brigitte he had realized that they just explained what he criticizes
      could give more examples he has a few big flaws especially in relation to story. but it's a good video in general

    • @TheDelly18
      @TheDelly18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JTKwrites or maybe he never intended to bring “v” back at all

    • @groovestuff
      @groovestuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he got so much stuff wrong its baffling. should make a sin counter for this video and check out how often he's just plain wrong.

  • @chrisdaughen5257
    @chrisdaughen5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    One thing that bothers me. At the end of Act 1, before Dex shoots you, your stat screen gets a 6th slot due to you having Relic in your head. This slot does nothing. I thought it would lead to a skill tree where you can use moves Johnny was known for, but by the end of the game it isn’t used for anything.

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is some wasted potential

    • @drowsyvt
      @drowsyvt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      According to the devs, it's going to be utilized in Phantom Liberty. That's pretty cool but yeah, weird to include it when it wasn't gonna be used.

    • @frankrichter1634
      @frankrichter1634 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Phantom Liberty utilizes it :)

  • @CowMooTheFourth
    @CowMooTheFourth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    This is going to be good.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U single?

    • @Lonewolf360gaming
      @Lonewolf360gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@population-_-420 que down bad comments

    • @OOOoOOOAAAHa
      @OOOoOOOAAAHa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@population-_-420 bruh 😂😂

    • @Thai101full
      @Thai101full 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't want to watch this until I finish Cyberpunk 2077 because I didn't play the game, O bought it, but I can't just plow ahead even though I was hyped, I did that with Control and the experience was ruined by choppy frame rates

    • @alpharedhed4446
      @alpharedhed4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@population-_-420 Nigga chill

  • @viddieward893
    @viddieward893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    According to a possible dev, Keanu was an executive decisions. the writers and devs had a different voice actor in mind to play Johnny. So all the keanu movie references could have just been something that was created or at least in the works before they changed directions with Johnny.

    • @SentiNel090
      @SentiNel090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well yeah, but Bowie flatlined during the production of this game, soooo....

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SentiNel090 oh that is unfortunate and sad

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Certainly seems like it. It explains the fact that the past in Cyberpunk is exactly the same as the present. Originally Johnny Silverhand had died 1 year prior to when the game starts.

    • @bradtorville5526
      @bradtorville5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Too much damn Keanu and Johnny in the entire game.

  • @contemplatingrain2380
    @contemplatingrain2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    For the part where Evelyn overheard Brigette’s conversation, it was explicitly mentioned that V had to use a language pack to decode it

    • @Texelion3Dprints
      @Texelion3Dprints 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Someone who actually played the game.

    • @groovestuff
      @groovestuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      this whole review is really bad, it has more errors then the errors he is counting

    • @qirenlu8
      @qirenlu8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which sin are you mentioning?

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep. was waiting for someone to mention it

    • @woofwoof7226
      @woofwoof7226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@groovestuff this is not a review. it's a guy counting sins of a game. do reviews count sins?

  • @MrGranten
    @MrGranten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Extra sin: Exactly how the chip works seems to vary between the game and endings. In the game you've got Johnny's chip overwriting you, and apparently this is exactly what it's supposed to do. In one of the endings, you need someone physically compatible with you or it won't work. Either they pulled that out of their rears or V just happened by sheer massive coincidence to be compatible with Johnny even though the two are never even hinted to be related.
    For Dex, you can find hints that he's actually far less influential now than he pretends. So the Arasaka job was probably him really gambling on doing well, and these two were the best he could get.
    Netwatch didn't encourage Evelyn to steal the chip. Evelyn was hired by the Voodoo Boys, and got in touch with Netwatch herself.
    The band was singing without Johnny, probably because he clearly was not okay.
    Having good anti-aging technology doesn't protect you from a bullet or enraged son. Besides, for all we know Saburo's only got a decade left before the technology just can't keep him alive anymore.
    Yorinobu might have realized Takemura was really after vengeance for Saburo, or Yorinobu might have decided Takemura was too big a threat to let live after he found V.
    When you're looking at Evelyn's memories Judy uses translation software to understand what the Voodoo Boys were saying. No reason Evelyn can't.
    It's made clear Placide had no idea what was up with the chip, and at the time the higher-ups were all dealing with Netwatch.
    If I stabbed a man in the back with two long blades, I'd assume he was dead and no need for any more stabbing. Besides, they had to get Alt out of there fast.
    The Voodoo Boys are master hackers capable of making Netwatch take notice. Not that surprising that they could find information about AI like Alt and Johnny if they looked hard enough.
    There's something of a difference between Arasaka ending and others.
    So minus ten, plus one.

    • @qirenlu8
      @qirenlu8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank you man.

    • @mrsgamer9218
      @mrsgamer9218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I sometimes wonder if Dartigan actually plays the gsme from begin to end.
      With the ff7 remake he also gave a lot of sins that werent needed, if youve actually fully played the game.
      Its so stupid.

    • @sungman2576
      @sungman2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Voodoo Boys are master hackers. And Placide had no idea what was up with the chip. Amazing~

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mrsgamer9218 uh oh. It sounds like you dont understand what entertainment is and cant understand how to not take a youtube video seriously.

    • @mrsgamer9218
      @mrsgamer9218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sebastianriz4703 oh i certainly understand entertainment, but i also understan sloppy work

  • @noahdoney
    @noahdoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I spent the ending asking why Alt didn't offer to put Johnny in V's body, put V on the biochip, and have Johnny find a new body to slot V into

    • @connorwhiteside1518
      @connorwhiteside1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dam never thought of that but that is a good point.

    • @FlareVolt0
      @FlareVolt0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      u made a good point in the 1st, ruined it at the end. its supposed to be like this : have jhony take the body, put V in the chip, let the chip do the same thing it did with V. overwrite the mind and body to fit V again. and that will give jhony some time to live, better then just die again, or maybe even after V retaking his body and DNA and all that, put jhony in a chip again and find him a brain dead person

    • @casthedemon
      @casthedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FlareVolt0 or maybe some criminal on death row lol.

    • @TheTrueLeafless
      @TheTrueLeafless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That is pretty much an option presented in the Arasaka ending.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@casthedemon wouldnt such a person be wanted

  • @thirdydelmundo7847
    @thirdydelmundo7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Lesson learned everyone, never pre-order any game despite the very impressive gameplay that the game developers show in their trailers.

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's no way I wasn't going to play this game, broken or not, and i feel alot of people felt the same when they pre ordered.

    • @bradtorville5526
      @bradtorville5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Particularly when they do not make those trailers themselves but hire out Platige Image to do it for them.

    • @davadreviewer5509
      @davadreviewer5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought that we’ve been learned this lesson

    • @driathunderwolf677
      @driathunderwolf677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean true but Assassin's creed Valhalla had a great first day launch, only ran into 4 bugs in the first 20 hours. It's the only game that hasn't burned me for pre-ordering. Sure it was a gamble. Was worth it tho.

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@driathunderwolf677 and i feel the same about Cyberpunk, but somehow it's so damn unbelievable that I had a good time with this game on day one on ps4. Sure there were performance issues, but I didn't ran into major game breaking bugs, and that's what matters to me. Valhalla on the other hand, I loved it and I still will play more, but I had far worse experience there than cyberpunk because game save corrupting and bug where I can't talk to sigaurd so I had to replay entire first half.
      So see not everyone have the same experience, whatever game it is.

  • @AysahSpades
    @AysahSpades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The chippin in that the band are singing before he comes on stage, is Kerry's version of the song. There are two Chippin in versions.

  • @sethprestenback8617
    @sethprestenback8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Yeah that Misty voice actor thing is nit-picky as hell. Meredith and Misty sound NOTHING alike. So if I can’t notice a re-used voice actor then it really has no impact.

    • @samh2222
      @samh2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed I played through the whole story (58 hours) and they haven’t sounded alike once, not even in this video.

    • @sungman2576
      @sungman2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      played the game on base PS4 for 200 hours, got a waitress, a employee in one of the clothing store, with the same voice actor of Panam. The Guitar store in one of the endings the female employee is the same voice actor of Judy~ Just to point things out~ still enjoying the game (and 40+ crashes still counting)

    • @sethprestenback8617
      @sethprestenback8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sungman2576 I literally could not play the game because of the frame and resolution drops starting in act 2.

    • @sungman2576
      @sungman2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sethprestenback8617 sigh. I want to play it through so much that the crashes give me so much pain... overall the game world is quite enjoyable if you don't pay too much attention to the AI, the lack of interactions from NPC, vendors and stuff.

    • @Changetheling
      @Changetheling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course; after all, why hiring another professional voice actor with that budget made from preorders when you can spend it on influencers?

  • @TheHufflepuffSaint
    @TheHufflepuffSaint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    4:00. I started as Corpo and got the same intro montage of V and Jackie's partnership. I always thought each Character was meant to be different ie. Nomad, Street Kid and Corpo. I knew it felt generic as soon as I left V's apartment. 😒😒😒

    • @TheEnhas
      @TheEnhas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Basically you end up as a Street Kid no matter what you pick, I went with Street Kid from the start though so at least it was more consistent

    • @TonySki
      @TonySki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, it's a short intro. Maybe 10-20 min. Street kid is the most fleshed out. Corpo is the one that isn't.

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TonySki only good thing about corpo start is that you get to see Night City from an AV. I picked nomad first because I thought the introduction of Night City would be more interesting but I was dead wrong. None are insteresting but at least with corpo you get some nice views that inmerse you in the game. Nomad one was like the devs new the Badlands were completely boring so they put you in the city as quickly as possible.

  • @landismithCOJ
    @landismithCOJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    I hope this video doesn't bug out as much as the game has. Dartigan bringing the noise to begin the new year 💯.

    • @kezzter13
      @kezzter13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I feel the same way, every time a watch a grilling video, I really hope the video doesn’t burn.

    • @kingharlaus43
      @kingharlaus43 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHICADA MADRE!!!!

    • @landismithCOJ
      @landismithCOJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kezzter13 keep an extinguisher on standby

    • @landismithCOJ
      @landismithCOJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingharlaus43 long as she is clean

    • @adamajs3836
      @adamajs3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can always get pc version using ur GeForce Now

  • @jeffreygamer32
    @jeffreygamer32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I like how he even mentioned how in Watch Dogs Legion u atleast were able to fully control a spider bot going through the vents instead of having to just click on waypoints through cameras to tell the bot where to go in Cyberpunk

    • @Justathought81
      @Justathought81 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember after seeing that first big trailer thinking that robot would be a major gameplay mechanic.

  • @johnm7491
    @johnm7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    14:26 Absolutely, i'll never understand why CDPR did that. Why you would ever want to show such a major plot spoiler makes zero sense. Surely someone at CDPR must've looked at that and knew it was a bad idea.

    • @sungman2576
      @sungman2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      because it is the only part of the game to be presentable~

    • @peterheck2429
      @peterheck2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They had the most obnoxious and deceptive marketing of all time and you think they'd draw the line at spoilers?!

    • @angelo8304
      @angelo8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm curious to know though whether T-Bug's teaming up with Dex that we could see in E3 2019 was something that at any point was considered an option depending on V's actions at Konpeki.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's almost like they didn't care about the game. And all effort went into marketing...

  • @abdulrhmanaly4806
    @abdulrhmanaly4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Everyone is going to take this so seriously but I'm just here to have a fun time and watch a fun video

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's exactly what I watch him for, he makes some legit points about the games in the videos but he's hilarious at the same time. I think I speak for everyone when I say fuck those sorts of people, fuck those sorts of people in particular 🤣

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, but like 70% of this guy's audience take every single video they post serious asf, so you're honestly beating the bones to a horse that died years ago.

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's game critique with sarcasm and satire and I find it pricless, baffles me how people can be pissed over it but then again people get triggered over less these days 😂

    • @Hanzo1
      @Hanzo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh aren't you special

    • @misterbin00
      @misterbin00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please take this seriously. CDPR needs some harsh beating to wake up. Maybe.

  • @smithblack5945
    @smithblack5945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Cyberpunk 2077 wanted to teach us the dangers of capitalism irl.

    • @coffeebreakhero3743
      @coffeebreakhero3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      cyberpunk 2020 is such a realisitc game!

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The dangers of pouring endless money into a pit for eight years instead of coming up with an actual plan that would've taken half the time.

    • @casthedemon
      @casthedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What? Poor management lmao?

    • @nerad1994
      @nerad1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cyberpunk is capitalism on steroids without any restraints

    • @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc
      @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deeken Wheeler put it correctly. It's when you have unrestricted capitalism. Also, minor point but the term 'Bernie Bro doesn't accurately describe Bernie Sanders supporters (that's a comment on what Dartigan said).

  • @PunxsutawneyDave
    @PunxsutawneyDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It is amazing to me how, sometimes, the best part of a video game is Dartigan sinning it.

  • @savannahmorgan-george-mcco6760
    @savannahmorgan-george-mcco6760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Let's be honest. How many of us actually knew Meredith Stout and Misty shared the same voice actor?

    • @SynergyxVeNN
      @SynergyxVeNN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I didn't lol

    • @SeirinIwaokung
      @SeirinIwaokung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy cow thats impressive cuz i never realized

    • @qirenlu8
      @qirenlu8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not me. But when I re-play the game I do notice something similar in their voice

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did but I watch a lot of anime with a lot of voice actors/actresses and once you've heard a few with the same person you learn to recognize voices even if they're a little different

    • @mwjgcreeves4984
      @mwjgcreeves4984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I still don't hear it lol and I have perfect pitch.

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    4:48- As a Guy who plays Skyrim and Fallout if I see I can pick it up, It is in my inventory ASAPP

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hippity hoppity, if it ain't nailed down, it's now my property

    • @casthedemon
      @casthedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@smithwesson1896 hahahaha. Had me dying.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But remember the words of Todd these aren't Bugs they are features

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ishid_anfarded_king The Word of Todd is always true Lagner and you aren't allowed to question it

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bruh-hq1hx Never ever!

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    6:29 You could just punch at *NOTHING* and they'll cower endlessly.

  • @rhatthecat
    @rhatthecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Man, i started the game as a corpo, wanting that background to make a stealthy assassin kind off character. When i got the mission to kill Abernathy i was so hyped. But when the arasaka agents came to the club where i sat with Jackie, i thought shit, Jenkins betrayed me and probably made me look like a traitor. I was getting even more hyped for the end of where it goes and see what happens. Only to get super confused when those agents left after shutting my cyberware down, and i after some dialogue fell to the floor only for Jackie to pull me up and then the montage video started.
    I was suuuuuper confused, like what the fuck happened? Is this it?
    Then on that Dorsett mission, i felt like a streetkid. Talked and acted like one and so on.
    Biggest letdown this decade.

    • @Jay3up
      @Jay3up 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s because originally street kid was the only choice you could choose things like who your childhood hero was and smaller things like did you arrive In night city due to an Ex? But you were always supposed to be a street kid

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    17:32 take that sin off please. If you leave V’s apartment and take a right all the way down the hallway there’s an elevator that goes straight down to the garage. That’s how Misty got V back to their apartment

  • @isaiahlacoste1209
    @isaiahlacoste1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Waited a good while for this.
    And I'm not disappointed

    • @analeighcampbell2334
      @analeighcampbell2334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Unlike the game lol

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@analeighcampbell2334 hater

    • @analeighcampbell2334
      @analeighcampbell2334 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@changsiah2 It's a joke. As someone who loves dumb glitches that don't usually effect gameplay, Cyberpunk 2077 is great.

    • @razegamerz4967
      @razegamerz4967 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@changsiah2 HOW IS HE A HATER, CYBERPUNK 2077 IS A JOKEEEEE!!!! ON OC, THE AMOUNT OF GLITCHES ARE JUST BOGUS.

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I wonder how many times Johnny stabbed himself in the thigh with his elbow blades?" When my friends and I played the PnP version of the game, we wrote in that Johnny had to have a special implant in that leg to heal it after he stabbed himself lol!

  • @mindstouchworlds808
    @mindstouchworlds808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    For Sin 43.
    Umm so they don't have to die.. people can't still live forever they can still die due to age, injury or sickness.
    Being virtually Immortal and living a long time isn't even close to being the same thing.

  • @SiddharthShenoy
    @SiddharthShenoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sin 44: You do realize that their organs could still fail due to diseases, or maybe they could be caught in an accident, or maybe they could be attacked and left to die, meaning anti-aging does not equal immorality.

    • @noOnieya
      @noOnieya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. Hate train boys be wanting everything perfect now. At least for the video.

    • @noOnieya
      @noOnieya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ggl sucksI should correct myself here. Instead of "perfect now", read "trying to find gaps which can easily be explained by looking at them differently". My bad. And I'm not 15. Nothing against 15 yos. They can be pretty smart tbh. Also, I wouldn't call this a true open world rpg myself.

  • @qirenlu8
    @qirenlu8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    30:19 Becuase they need to get Johnny to a new Body to get Alt out of Arasaka's network. They want Johnny as a bait for Alt

  • @blacknightdragon8407
    @blacknightdragon8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Dartigan is getting less views and likes. I hope he doesn't stop his videos.

    • @theobnoxiouslycharming1747
      @theobnoxiouslycharming1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      If viewers are anything like me we come back after we beat the game. I'm just not paying for this shit at all so idc if it's spoiled

    • @bradtaylor4713
      @bradtaylor4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he streams on twitch too and gets good views on there... i doubt he will stop any time soon

    • @stripe801
      @stripe801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hope he doesn’t. i’m surprised this video didn’t get insane views. He needs to do a GTA 5 video & that wiLL easiLy be his biggest video

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I have been noticing this has been happening to quite alot of TH-camrs and especially the Truther TH-camrs I have subscribed to as well. There is definite TH-cam censorship going on. Quite tragic too.

    • @earnem4175
      @earnem4175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      People are basically seeing the same videos on channels that do the same content as him, so yeah. And not to be a asshole but his content...Isn't the best. If he took suggestions it would save him.
      Think of Theory channels like Game Theory. He has a lot things going, because he isn't just a knowledgeable channel. It isn't boring - he uses mathematics and science. It's quite entertaining

  • @alvinpeterson1039
    @alvinpeterson1039 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it seems this Games Sins need a Cyberpunk 2077 part 2 now

  • @MrKuriIIko
    @MrKuriIIko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    15:15 this Chippin' In is sung by Kerry, Johnny's Chippin' In is a different track, by Refused

  • @Rougeification
    @Rougeification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    22:03 - just an FYI, if you look at Woodman's computer, you find an e-mail where he has some dirt over some guy in the NCPD - he used that leverage to get the cop's gear to recreate the scene. So, it wasn't really a proper investigation...

  • @adenium7700
    @adenium7700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ve got to give credit to misty and merediths voice actress though, I honestly couldn’t tell they were the same person. I think with how different the two personalities are that it works and I don’t mind it.

  • @karlkirby2003
    @karlkirby2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    My biggest sin is the fact as street kid the father doesn’t recognize you

    • @keleko77
      @keleko77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well it still doesn’t make sense in any life path because in the cutscene right after the prologue you literally FINISH a job for him

    • @karlkirby2003
      @karlkirby2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keleko77 no that’s a side job in street kid you literally drive a in. A car with him

    • @theboy1625
      @theboy1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@karlkirby2003 there talkin bout the 6 month cutscene. It shows you giving him a briefcase

    • @karlkirby2003
      @karlkirby2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theboy1625 ya you’re a merk you work for every one in that six months except rogue

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karlkirby2003 which is why he should recognize you either way. Also, I don't get why V and Vik are so close if they've known each other for 6 months.

  • @redshirt49
    @redshirt49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Throughout my entire playthrough I kept expecting the reveal to come at some point that Saburo wasn't dead. That he had used his soul transfer chip thing to get a new, younger body. The story kept dropping hints all over the place that this is what the technology was for and why he was developing it.
    But in only one of the various endings is it even alluded to that this is what he did.
    The game went through a lot of trouble to subtly hint that Saburo was alive and then did nothing with that plot thread.

    • @nendymion
      @nendymion ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was never alluded to, it is what he did. In the ending where you help the sister defeat the brother, Saburo does take over his sons body and even holds a press conference to announce that he had returned. All this happens while you are stuck up in space, healing from having Johnny's chip removed.

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Oh boy, time to get the popcorn for this one

  • @apcsox
    @apcsox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In reference to Sin 17 type bug, the Judy romance mission. When you go diving with her, once you put the wetsuit on, and go to photo mode before getting in the water, your V has no helmet on and she’s completely bald
    (Also, there’s lit candles on the porch of one of the sunken houses)

  • @635574
    @635574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    There is no camera, its a AI reconstructed perspective, this already exists today.

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      akshually: the game was supposed to have cellphones, but it got cut to just having 'phone implants' originally the black background was gona be their surroundings, but that was too resource intensive on the user end.
      it is possible, and has happened before (i think with warcraft 2, but not sure) for a videogame to be more resource intensive than what gamers have available to them.

  • @bowmanc.7439
    @bowmanc.7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Slightly disagree about the Yurinobu’s bad cover story.
    That’s the point. It’s such a bad cover story, anyone can see through it. But no one is going to be allowed to look. So they have to take his word for it. The blatancy of the lie is intentional, to demonstrate the power he has.

  • @LiangHuBBB
    @LiangHuBBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    and here is me
    who still havent got any money back from the refund site

    • @TheRalphbitch
      @TheRalphbitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't do pre orders and wait for game to come out maybe next time u don't make the same mistake and follow the hype.

    • @Michael-pd3up
      @Michael-pd3up 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRalphbitch it is not wrong to follow a hype. Spiderman Miles morales had a hype and the game was good. Cyberpunk is good to. On pc.

    • @weirdeurasianboy8091
      @weirdeurasianboy8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheRalphbitch Some ppl thought that being a bootlicker of the Polish corporation is a personality trait to be proud of I guess 🤷‍♂️

    • @shrey247
      @shrey247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@weirdeurasianboy8091 "bro witcher 3 bro best game ever made bro CDPR best company bro have you played witcher 3 bro? its such an underrated gem bro guess people have poor taste in games except me smh smh fr fr"

    • @TheRalphbitch
      @TheRalphbitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Michael-pd3up I don't remember mile morales being hyped for 8 year or that ppl threatened them for holding it back, there is a big difference.

  • @enpoping
    @enpoping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    22:45 the chair didn't move when the scene done thou, only visual like johnny.

  • @forwhomthetacobelltolls
    @forwhomthetacobelltolls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "This game features the laziest implementation of police ever." You've clearly never played Need For Speed

    • @Wylie288
      @Wylie288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The police drive in need for speed. That alone makes it better.

    • @AmerZAC
      @AmerZAC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nope, the police is better in NFS by a ton.

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're Wrong Nfs Is Still Better

  • @ShootAUT
    @ShootAUT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    26:49
    Can't remember where it's explained, but it's definitely in the game.
    The web is still one web, without being actually partitioned in "old" and "new" by a wall that "physically" seperates the two parts. The Black Wall stands symbolic for countless Netwatch AIs which where designed to keep the rogue AIs in check.
    Like with water, after the well got poisoned - there's poison everywhere, but the Netwatch AIs are constantly trying to neutralize it as best they can and make it somewhat drinkable again.

  • @ANINIMOUSE.
    @ANINIMOUSE. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    TH-cam started glitching out when ads would come up while watching this. This game CANNOT escape glitches no matter what lol

  • @pabloking5830
    @pabloking5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    their are two elevators that can take you to V's apartment. One of them being the garage

  • @marinkarin7700
    @marinkarin7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Delamain is somehow connected to Trauma Team so that probably explains Del assisting Vic.
    Also, Del picked V up without payment cause' he had 'Excelsior' pack

  • @andrewcox9204
    @andrewcox9204 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jackie's death felt forced, i'd have dozens of inhalers in my back pockets relying on the cybernetic that heals on a cooldown, so i just thought "jackie, pick your poisin i got it all, booze for the pain water to be basic and more inhalers than your local drug-store"

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon ปีที่แล้ว

      Jackie in general felt forced. I did nomad, and why would I ever want to befriend this fucking assclown that fucked me over? Because the game tells you so.

  • @juniorjunior5884
    @juniorjunior5884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "V, this city is cancer! Look what it's done to you! Why can't you just leave with me and put it all behind you!?"
    *Thinks of Mama Welles.*
    Sorry, there are somethings just too important to leave.

    • @mwjgcreeves4984
      @mwjgcreeves4984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MILFGUARD

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mwjgcreeves4984 * V is traumatized *....there's a spicy fanfic out there, isn't there?

  • @trailblazerlazerrazerd9027
    @trailblazerlazerrazerd9027 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jackie's death also would've had more weight if you could spend time with him and anyone else that you might call a friend. And apparently Jackie and V were besties for like 2 years.
    There's not even an option to take the bullet for him or something or telling him to take some body armor just in case. Like this isn't that bad movie The Adventures of Pluto Nash. But at least in there they have bulletproof vests that were like thin layered undershirts. I would definitely assume in this crazy futuristic cyberpunk world that they would have something similar. Same for the Deus Ex games which is basically Cyberpunk minus the weird car chases and Japanese companies owning like 15% of the US. And now because of the crazy high drinks that happened in Night City, which is supposed to be like a megalopolis version of LA. I want to see what Cyberpunk Atlanta looks like. On some GTA kind of stuff, like how crazy is it over there, or is that still “American” territory? Not too Corpo or anything yet? Lol.
    And I know I'll be giving them crap for almost the last two and a half years. Because a lot of work went into this game, and the patches I probably made it a lot better. But there's still a lot of plot holes and general world building issues that probably won't be addressed unless the game gets remade in like another 10 years. And I don't know if I want to bother playing Cyberpunk 2077 Redux in like 2040 to 2042. Especially when this game took so long to come out. Because of this, CD Projekt Red's reputation tanked and that might make it hard for them to even put out a new Witcher game.

  • @TheDorianTube
    @TheDorianTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your crude jokes and cynicism are entertaining AF, and it's simply icing on the wonderful cake that is your 'review'. Subbed.

  • @Yggdrasill-X
    @Yggdrasill-X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man...How I have missed Dartigan's voice... *Rubs hands together and clicks play*
    "There's a well written plot" . _. I...feel....betrayed...

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No lie, When I saw ACV on the screen, I thought it said "Assassin's Creed Vanilla"

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Oh boy this one's gonna be interesting. Buckle up ladies and gents.

    • @bi0hazard921
      @bi0hazard921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “You got snacks?”

    • @zohaibmehmood3027
      @zohaibmehmood3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why did you think that? The story's fine

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bi0hazard921 You want popcorn or chips and dip?

    • @weirdeurasianboy8091
      @weirdeurasianboy8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CommisarHood Nachos > popcorn

    • @bi0hazard921
      @bi0hazard921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CommisarHood”Yes”

  • @jacobbarr-richards5038
    @jacobbarr-richards5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone goes balls to the wall over custimation in cyberpunk yet saints row 3 did it several years earlier

  • @DanBullmanPhotography
    @DanBullmanPhotography 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I see a new Dartigan video in my feed: "Aw shit, here we go again"

  • @Jokt540
    @Jokt540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You can just turn off subtitles, exit the pause menu and turn on subtitles again if they get stuck on screen

  • @sinthalis
    @sinthalis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Everyone seems to forget that Witcher 3 was considered to be a buggy mess when it was released too. It took a few patches to make it good.

    • @brandonputnam1687
      @brandonputnam1687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm afraid this games going to need a lot more patches than Witcher 3 did.

    • @johnathanera5863
      @johnathanera5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Game has way bigger and way deeper problems than bugs and glitches.

    • @sinthalis
      @sinthalis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whatever.

    • @brandonputnam1687
      @brandonputnam1687 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone's in denial lol.

  • @ih8bart18
    @ih8bart18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching your videos and now I sit here waiting for the next one.

  • @SilverKnights543
    @SilverKnights543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that guy is more peeking with his burger then eating it in 20:24

  • @kootralover
    @kootralover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To quote Anakin, "You're shorter than I expected".

  • @bravepigster
    @bravepigster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    32:14 obviously Johnny wanted V to look so that he could be able to see it

  • @CorsairAB
    @CorsairAB ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The worst sin:Giving the best car (Rayfield Caliburn) for free in a cave where a mission takes place permanently.

  • @roserichards1460
    @roserichards1460 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually the apartment is wheelchair friendly if you take the elevator from the parking garage where Jackie drops you off when he borrows your car.

  • @_Majki_2137
    @_Majki_2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    About that sleeping position... sometimes when i get back to my house from job and im really reeaaally fucked up after 10hrs of my shitty job im sleeping like V... just like "yeah - here, now, i dont care i just want to sleep" and boom, im half on the bed and i dont even take my clothes of cause im tired that much, did i mention that i work as a construction worker? no? well, now you know so yeah, V's sleeping position is accurate for people that just don't care about postion but care about finally going to bed after whole day of hard work

    • @Farewell_Friend
      @Farewell_Friend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you're not bullshitting about being in construction than I understand how your body feels after a long ass day. (Former mover) But sleeping halfway off the fucking bed? I already have some pains in my back and side and that would fuck me up even more. I was atleast assuming you're entire body was on the bed, just sideways.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean I work 12 hour shifts at a insulation warehouse. As much as I would love to not even bother taking my clothes off and passing out, I cant unless I want to sleep in fiberglass dust

    • @_Majki_2137
      @_Majki_2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastianriz4703 Yikes... Feels bad man

    • @andrewscherman6165
      @andrewscherman6165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastianriz4703 I used to work as a carpenter constructing road cases and our best ones we made with fiberglass wrapping - you sir, deserve sainthood.

  • @yamahadrag69
    @yamahadrag69 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Extra Sin: After giving V medication to delay what is essentially a brain parasite so he has time to get it removed, Vik doesn't get upset that his assistant goes behind his back and gives the patient pills to give the parasite a hacksaw so it can kill him faster.

  • @LJAndrews1986
    @LJAndrews1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thought I subbed to you ages ago? TH-cam being TH-cam I guess lol. Love your work and humor. Keep up the good work and I have no doubt this will be gold.

  • @sethprestenback8617
    @sethprestenback8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Johnny left the band and Kerry had taken over, you heard Kerry’s version of Chippin’ in on stage. Johnny was not supposed to be there, but went there to say goodbye to his band and fans.

  • @christophervelez1561
    @christophervelez1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes! I’ve been waiting for this

  • @gtbest5417
    @gtbest5417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Let me tell you what's wrong with it:
    It's got released to early

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's wat she said

    • @offdabean
      @offdabean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty much.

    • @ch3cksund3ad
      @ch3cksund3ad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      couldve just said everything lol

    • @user-dv6nh3mu3y
      @user-dv6nh3mu3y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope, what's wrong with it, is how incompetent cdpr making this game.
      8 years waiting and 3 times delay, it still like piece a junk.
      They are fraud, wasting their time and money on that years delay

    • @yourlocalhabibi2350
      @yourlocalhabibi2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-dv6nh3mu3y development started in 2016 and there was only 50 people working on cyberpunk

  • @RibasFilms
    @RibasFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing review! Thank you for sharing this

  • @pig_cakes1368
    @pig_cakes1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:09 "and for a GAME that has laid CLAIM to the very genre NAME" loving the rhyming even if it wasnt intentional

  • @ARIXANDRE
    @ARIXANDRE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I got some hot scoops watching Dartigan on Twitch while streaming this. More entertaining than Cyberpunk.

    • @UnagiTempura
      @UnagiTempura 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well don't leave us waiting, give us the hot scoops!

  • @Devs-mt7bj
    @Devs-mt7bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My laptop saw cyberpunk and bricked out of force of habit

  • @That63Center
    @That63Center 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really appreciate the effort that goes into this man's intros

  • @GiggaVega
    @GiggaVega 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video and great take. I didn't mind all the ridiculous bugs, as long as they didn't crash or freeze my game like it did when I opened the inventory and Then I was never able to close tiger inventory menu.
    What killed my interest completely was brain dance. I was live streaming, we were all having fun and joking around. Then the BD kept on going and going and holy crap was that ever boring. All but 2 people left during the bd intro.
    I asked for a refund and got it. Game is now uninstalled. Let's try this again in 2077.

  • @wildonionchase3934
    @wildonionchase3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To be fair, Hanako is consistently wrong about everything so that’s just in character

  • @rexriot2856
    @rexriot2856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was waiting for you

  • @cyz3566
    @cyz3566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have never seen Dartigan taking over 1 minute to explain the first sin, but here I am.

  • @buttscarlton1490
    @buttscarlton1490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay the line about scalpers was just pure GOLD

  • @bostonspinach8144
    @bostonspinach8144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The final nail in the coffin of why you should not get so hyped for a video game.

    • @swaikisswaikis4760
      @swaikisswaikis4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Devs shouldn't advertise their games so hyped up, because that way they put their a$$ on high standards they can't keep up with. Atleast future devs can learn from Cyberpunk and Mass Effect Andromeda now....

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100% agreed but CDPR lied their asses off in their advertising. There is good reason they are getting sued for this game

    • @casthedemon
      @casthedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@swaikisswaikis4760 mass effect Andromeda is good actually. What do you mean?

    • @swaikisswaikis4760
      @swaikisswaikis4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@casthedemon might be good now with glitches fixed... But right after release it was glitchy mess, have u seen the sin video of that game even?

    • @casthedemon
      @casthedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swaikisswaikis4760 I played it on release. The animations especially in the face were terrible but it was by no means game breaking. It was still a good game. Just needed to iron out kinks.

  • @meekachu6999
    @meekachu6999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How does Dartigan never even come close to missing? This video falls in the category of “this is so good it makes me mad how good it is”

  • @gphjr1444
    @gphjr1444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    for stuck subtitles go into settings and turn them on then off. For the other HUD things getting stuck you'll have to reload a save but you can just save manually and then load that save so you don't lose progress.

  • @Robosium
    @Robosium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:48 V knew how to have his car run until Night city, he just wanted a mechanic to take a look and hopefully make a better solution

  • @tobiasjonsson6415
    @tobiasjonsson6415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Not even spent money on this game.......but oh soooo much entertainment from this pile of cut content

  • @ZerWolff
    @ZerWolff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:19 sin 41
    Thats because its not the same chippin in.
    i cant 100% remember the in universe reason behind it but i know that Kerry Eurodyne is main vocalist and Johnny is backing.
    The chippin in we hear in the flashback is the Eurodyne version but its the Silverhand version on the radio.

  • @galvatron3214
    @galvatron3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree with the overheating, that you kept suffering from during your first gun battle. The game gave you no explanation or hint as to what that was all about, so i kept thinking i was standing near an inferno or something. Also yes, half the time they can cyberhack you and do the overheating when your not even in direct line of them. The I Spy perk does make this a bit less frustrating. And yeah, V's misfortune is very very similar to Rutger Hauer's character in Bladerunner.

  • @j0hnald521
    @j0hnald521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    30:05 there is lore that explains why he did this. he expected the project to fail, so he put an “undesirable” engram on the chip, hoping to destroy it