He drove a family to poverty, burned them alive and traumatized a child to the point she created a fantasy world in her head to escape the pain within four hours
Seeing jerma force his self insert into a depressive episode and then come to an organic realization that he had to get out of the house is almost a teachable lesson
I've never felt more bad for a sim than Caramel. She was a lonely kid who gets more and more depressed in her dimly-lit bug-infested home until she flunks 3rd Grade
@@angelyeas I once drank 8 shots in a row cause I was dialing in my technique/extraction time and then I realized I was shaking too hard to tamp it anymore
The guy walking over and complaining about them not having a couch while a 7 foot tall fire blazed through their counter with everybody screaming sent me from laughing to crying laughing
You realise that TH-camr's play games badly on purpose for entertainment right? Like when he realised he could just sell the magic equipment for 500 to buy a phone but inexplicably didn't with no explanation.
What is Batman's name is a genuine question however cause comic books Yes Bruce Wayne but actually no but still yes Edit: hard to explain for some reason btw
@@highhat5229 I think he has all the expansion packs installed. There are 5, pets are part of the Unleashed expansion pack. EA has never released a sims game with pets in it, not until you show them some extra dough.
1:52:17 Something about the 'mother' pissing herself and the little girl (who currently views her as a stranger) both just start ugly crying and Jeremy's reaction is just: "Jesus...christ."
This entire episode felt like a version of alice in wonderland. Down the rabbit hole she went and into her own fantastical worlds, to evade the tragic thought of losing both her parents to appliance fires...
Everyone has their own favorite moment, but for me I love when the game is just being itself. When the sim is in a perfectly fine condition, watching TV, and the TV sound is someone dying in the hospital. And the sim is laughing maniacally the entire time. This game was pure chaos even at the best of times.
jerma trying to make his sims have a fun family night together and it ending with an accidental gruesome death is the funniest thing i've ever seen i think
He should have capitalized on this market. Invite the whole neighborhood over for a party, remove the doors, and set the house on fire. A good 28 dollars at least
@@joemoules6960 You forget the costs of having to repair everything in the house. You no nothing of investment. Now if they were looked inside a small, empty shed, then there can be a net profit over time.
When the little girl called to hold a party and all the grown men showed up I was imagining Chris Hansen being there and asking the guys to take a seat.
“Okay...I gotta leave.” Jerma then immediately starts gambling. “I can’t lose! Okay, I’m gonna go until I lose” Jerma then immediately loses “okay, one more” Jerma you have a problem
It's kind of incredible that he played as many in-game days as he did without an alarm system in the house and never once had a burglar. Plenty of raccoons, though.
I love the implication that while Jerma's sim is taking a dip in his new pool (4:19:27), a few doors down caramel sweets is just in a burning house with a nanny she's holding hostage and she's escaping into a fantasy land she's built in her head from sleep deprived delusions while a swat team is knocking down the door to take her to military school (3:54:24)
Sims almost take care of themselves, but Jerma will refuse to allow them to use the toilet or bed and then cry out in frustration minutes later when they pass out in a puddle of their own piss. The craziest part is that I laugh harder every time it happens.
It's been so long since i played Sims 1 that i had forgotten just how harsh the learning curve is in the beginning. The game does not really mention how important skills are or that lack of skills can get you killed. It just throws you in there, kinda like real life.
While Jerma was playing I was transferring my pet hissing roaches into another tank while multi-tasking and my cats were running around me and I had to keep them out of the tank...it was a strange but unifying experience to see myself reflected by his sims characters
Only jerma can somehow make a house that looks exactly what I expect a fake house where something immoral and illegal is happening in the basement to look like, and that's after he added windows.
When most people play the sims, they make the idealized family that has no issues and is always happy, or they make a Trainwreck for laughs. Jerma makes a dysfunctional family with real-world problems and emotionally absent parents.
i really believe the root of all this suffering was the person in chat who told jerma to buy an empty lot. if he just bought a pre-made house, the Sweets would have started with 5,000 extra dollars. also windows and food and such
Jerma insisting his sims read a book rather than watch TV when their fun is literally zero radiates some real "can't have cancer if I never go to the doctor's" energy
I know it sounds stupid, but I'm so thankful for Jerma's streams. Life's been a struggle for a while, and these streams cause a rare smile or laugh to come out of me.
2:01:08 is incredible. It's like the inner monologue of a father who has been shunned by his daughter, debating whether to interrupt the fantasies she takes to for escapism.
I absolutely love the explanation that all the absurd places the Sims can go and the absurd things the Sims can do are not actually real and are all instead coping mechanisms for troubled Sims.
jerma playing sims: "imagine eating 4 hamburgers and still being hungry, at 4am" also jerma: "mcdonalds is my favorite. my order is pretty normal its a big mac, two mcdoubles, 10 pc nugget and 2 mcchickens. i usually order like 7 sandwiches"
It was. If you put some thought into it, you can interpret the girl jumping in the hole and living happily on fantasy land as a metaphor for her going insane after watching her crackhead parents die in a fire. Or even a "disney fairytale" adaptation of her dying in the fire along with her parents
@@johnjowari7128 This is literally what happens in American McGee's Alice. Her parents die in a fire and she goes into a fantasy land to fight her demons and cope.
This game encapsulates the energy of being a single working adult and living a perfectly reasonable life but the nagging player in the back of your head being like 'oooh my god dude water the plants right now I swear to god stop watching TV you need to be playing chess until 1 AM to become smart'
34:10 i had no idea the original sims had such breath taking music. i literally had to pause the stream and say "what the FUCK?". then went to listen to the full track. building themes 2 and 4 have me tearing up man what the FUCK?!
6:40 The Sims
2:50:51 1st Brb Ends
4:56:51 2nd Brb Ends
Sorry, what is Brb?
@@geeps0 BRB stands for "Be right back"
Jerma silently selling Arthur Sweet’s ashes for $4 is a master class of comedy
2:11:47 :D
what i'd like to know is who's buying people's ashes in the sims universe
@@bobertbolero i love you
i wonder if they picked 4 since it’s the number of death in japan
@@aniyilator you know what, I would rather not know tbh
He drove a family to poverty, burned them alive and traumatized a child to the point she created a fantasy world in her head to escape the pain within four hours
Spoilers :'(
Bruh wtf? Should i be enjoying this?
@@johnjowari7128 if you're a psycho like jerma, then yeah
@@NightTimeDay don't read comments before watching
@@AutumnWind92 on mobile it shows comments in vertical and this was at the top at the time 🤷♀️ anyway idc really lol
Seeing jerma force his self insert into a depressive episode and then come to an organic realization that he had to get out of the house is almost a teachable lesson
'The sims has no plot'
I'm so used to people treating their sims terribly on purpose that seeing Jerma doing it unintentionally is very interesting.
To be fair it's pretty impossible to take care of your sims in the sims lol
Sims 1 is just like that
You are incredibly naive.
@Fundamentally Unorthodox l
@@kimgkomg
"Let's have a family night!! " He says to the three roommates that have never spoken to each other.
I've never felt more bad for a sim than Caramel. She was a lonely kid who gets more and more depressed in her dimly-lit bug-infested home until she flunks 3rd Grade
honestly the most ive ever related to a sim, i had bed bugs in high school and dropped out senior year
I felt like there was a lot of depth to that family, would make for a good short story
@@IAMSTRINDOM you were so close
@@Niko-Bellic.lifeinvader ikr, but my family moved out to the middle of nowhere bc we needed a cheap place to live and there wasnt a school around
Glad to see sims CPS is about as useful as its real life equivalent
Jerma: forces everyone to drink like 5 espressos in a day
Jerma: “Why does everyone need to PISS all the goddamn time!?”
I'm sure it was perpetual diarrhea...
@@angelyeas wut is wrong with your espresso
@@cheyannei5983 Nothing...unless I drink 5 cups in a row ;w;
@@angelyeas I once drank 8 shots in a row cause I was dialing in my technique/extraction time and then I realized I was shaking too hard to tamp it anymore
@@tangsprell1812 SO THAT'S WHATS BEEN GIVING ME OCCASIONAL WATER SHITS! I thought it was the Hot Sauce.......
The guy walking over and complaining about them not having a couch while a 7 foot tall fire blazed through their counter with everybody screaming sent me from laughing to crying laughing
Around 1:17:50 it’s the best
it still amazes me how jerma can remember such minor details but be completely blind to things that are right in front of him
All he needed to do was study cooking ONCE and literally non of this would have happened
You realise that TH-camr's play games badly on purpose for entertainment right? Like when he realised he could just sell the magic equipment for 500 to buy a phone but inexplicably didn't with no explanation.
@@tiotom9217 I thought that at first too. But the more you watch this dude the more it starts to feel like less and less of an act lol
its the adhd
Far sighted Andy
2:56:33 "just throw a party, maybe they'll clean up"
this man has clearly never hosted a party
>Worried about money
>Buys a fucking chandelier
his family is dying
@@odile2odette you are so punk
and a trash compactor
Poor Carmel didn’t shower for 3 days gets sprayed by a skunk twice and then goes to school
Joker raising his daughter for sure
"What is harley quinn's name?" got me so fucking good omg
Isn't her name harleen quinzel?
Her name is Harleen Quinzel.
What is Batman's name is a genuine question however cause comic books
Yes Bruce Wayne but actually no but still yes
Edit: hard to explain for some reason btw
@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 batmanuel manbatrain
@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 patrick bateman
Jerma: *puts the trash compactor outside "This can't scare me out there"
Also Jerma: *puts a grill inside
carbon monoxide poisoning is a friendly warm hug :)
The further this stream went on, the more painful it became to watch, yet I could not look away. Micromanaging his sims into depression FeelsBadMan
Something oddly fitting about a social event of Jermas being completely disrupted by a hostile mime.
Hostile Mime is my favourite twin stick shooter
Love the subplot here at 3:36:00 where he meets this poor old lady, dooming her to die in a fire, causing 4 cats to live alone in part 2.
Is always interesting to see how people play sims, everyone is different, but everyone will always end up burning their house down eventually
I guess i'm the exception. I've never had more than a oven fire and was contained quickly.
@@BigBlackGlock well obviously you're playing wrong
Anyone know if he’s playing with added content/DLC?? Or is it just plain old sims, I don’t remember pets being in the og sims
@@highhat5229 I think he has all the expansion packs installed. There are 5, pets are part of the Unleashed expansion pack. EA has never released a sims game with pets in it, not until you show them some extra dough.
@@ElYoinked thanks man, really got me in the mood to play it
1:52:17 Something about the 'mother' pissing herself and the little girl (who currently views her as a stranger) both just start ugly crying and Jeremy's reaction is just:
"Jesus...christ."
And the dad just staring off into space
@@future8772 *at a wall 1 ft away from him
This entire episode felt like a version of alice in wonderland. Down the rabbit hole she went and into her own fantastical worlds, to evade the tragic thought of losing both her parents to appliance fires...
To the same appliance too
Basically American McGee's Alice
Minus the whole bumby plot@@jamminjanet421
"if a kid gets bad grades, they may have to go to military school"
"watch that tv right now"
Everyone has their own favorite moment, but for me I love when the game is just being itself. When the sim is in a perfectly fine condition, watching TV, and the TV sound is someone dying in the hospital. And the sim is laughing maniacally the entire time. This game was pure chaos even at the best of times.
jerma trying to make his sims have a fun family night together and it ending with an accidental gruesome death is the funniest thing i've ever seen i think
jerma sold arthur's ashes for four dollars.
Pretty good deal tbh.
I just like the idea of being a buyer of ashes. "Hello yes I'd like to buy your grandma's ashes, I can do $2.37"
He should have capitalized on this market. Invite the whole neighborhood over for a party, remove the doors, and set the house on fire. A good 28 dollars at least
@@joemoules6960 You forget the costs of having to repair everything in the house. You no nothing of investment. Now if they were looked inside a small, empty shed, then there can be a net profit over time.
Jerma somehow managed to make an entire A24 horror movie completely on accident
oh my god if they don't use the clip from hereditary where the dad sets on fire as the intro when it's put on 2ndJerma, i'll be so disappointed
Keebo!!
2:58:54 this is the funniest sims moment I have ever witnessed wtf
The voice actor did such a good job at recreating the sound you make when you DON'T want to be tickled
Salami shabalaba SHABAYO
Epic laugh too lmao
the voice acting is so on point lmao
2:01:28 he saw his daughter having fun and immediately went and ripped the sink out
"I'm having a party, how the fuck am i not social right now?!?" story of my life.
When the little girl called to hold a party and all the grown men showed up I was imagining Chris Hansen being there and asking the guys to take a seat.
Eating five cheeseburgers with a knife and fork like an animal.
Everyone who eats Pizza or Burger with knife and fork deserves to have his hands broken with a fucking rock tbh
@@AutumnWind92 sometimes i don't want my hands to be greasy damn
*Jerma building second house* "I'm gonna be smarter, too...i know it. I'll be smarter."
*Literally not even 5 seconds later* "I should have a pool."
How to get a friend:
1. Talk About Interests
2. Talk About Interests
3. Talk About Interests
4. Juggle
It worked!!!
This was, by far, the most anxiety-inducing stream in his entire career
Hitman was way worse
i'm so sorry but it's been like four days and i just cannot stop thinking about "swaydo-science".
Jerma sees his bladder bar is 99% red and is like "Ah yes time to flush and clean the toilet"
“Okay...I gotta leave.” Jerma then immediately starts gambling. “I can’t lose! Okay, I’m gonna go until I lose” Jerma then immediately loses “okay, one more” Jerma you have a problem
Imagine on Arthur's tombstone it said "It's fine, he ate too much anyway".
"My bars are all fine"
>Everything is 70% depleted
Meanwhile he's freaking out when they are 70% full.
Me on my way to work in the morning
It's kind of incredible that he played as many in-game days as he did without an alarm system in the house and never once had a burglar. Plenty of raccoons, though.
Not counting that thieving mime
Unless you count the mime
Watching jerma manage money in any game makes me wonder how he hasn't bankrupt himself irl
Because he has other people do it for him xD that's why.
Well, he is billions in debt
Well he definitely should declare bankruptcy, seeing as he owes billions to Chat.
The man spent $40,000 on a carnival for himself
@@DrPeculiar312 nah we won a stuffed animal it wasn't all for him
when a jerma hypothetical starts with “you’re gonna go back in time”, it’s gonna be something good
The mother burning alive the moment Jerma was saying he was done with the family was peak comedy. That shit could not have been timed better.
This is just A Series of Unfortunate Events with only one child and jerma is count olaf
I love the implication that while Jerma's sim is taking a dip in his new pool (4:19:27), a few doors down caramel sweets is just in a burning house with a nanny she's holding hostage and she's escaping into a fantasy land she's built in her head from sleep deprived delusions while a swat team is knocking down the door to take her to military school (3:54:24)
The Binding of Caramel
I already said it during the stream, but Caramel's story arc is basically American McGee's Alice plot.
Jerma killed her parent's
And the actual guy American McGee
Goddamn I feel like it's been years since I've seen the leppy lol thanks for the quick flash of nostalgia man
Hopefully minus the whole human trafficking thing
this is my psychotic comfort stream
mine too
Sims almost take care of themselves, but Jerma will refuse to allow them to use the toilet or bed and then cry out in frustration minutes later when they pass out in a puddle of their own piss. The craziest part is that I laugh harder every time it happens.
you're right, you laughing at the funny thing is definitely the craziest part
it happens when he plays the other sims games too, not just this one lol
@@RoachCatJryou making a stupid comment is the stupidest part.
It's been so long since i played Sims 1 that i had forgotten just how harsh the learning curve is in the beginning. The game does not really mention how important skills are or that lack of skills can get you killed. It just throws you in there, kinda like real life.
jerma ruined the sweets so badly, each family member could have a lengthy psychological case study written on them.
Imagine going to bed, waking up, and learning your dad died in a fire literally right next to your room
Having only played 3 and 4, this OG simlish is something. Dobby from wild thornberries level.
Cant wait to see a man try and have zex with two separate women for almost 8 hours tomorrow
Wait, do we have to censor ourselves in comments, or is that just you?
@@fuarkYT bro it’s a meme from his streams. Zex, zerking off...
@@fuarkYT it all started with zornhub from the blessed streamer simulator game
@@archaeorobbo Zinvidea
I can't look at this game anymore without thinking of Joel trapping the devil in an invisible tub and blasting country music.
And now I'm looking up Joel playing this game
@@Hi_Just_Fred If you look closely you will see that the devil is crying.
@@WilfredCthulu Devil May Cry
@@DraculaVladȚepeșReal :)
@@DraculaVladȚepeșReal Foolishness Dante...
i love that the phone call said jane will be fired for calling off work while dealing with a literal fire
While Jerma was playing I was transferring my pet hissing roaches into another tank while multi-tasking and my cats were running around me and I had to keep them out of the tank...it was a strange but unifying experience to see myself reflected by his sims characters
You can't just mention your "pet hissing roaches" without talking more about them
@@cucabeludo3452 Yeah dude way to bury the lede.
Only jerma can somehow make a house that looks exactly what I expect a fake house where something immoral and illegal is happening in the basement to look like, and that's after he added windows.
I haven't seen anyone point this out but I love the implication that using the indoor grill just gives everyone carbon monoxide poisoning
It's streams like these that makes me convinced Jerma squats in a model home and has never owned a place of residence with the way he designs homes.
He lives in a hotel reception area
jerma sold arthur for 4 dollars i'm fucking howling
When most people play the sims, they make the idealized family that has no issues and is always happy, or they make a Trainwreck for laughs.
Jerma makes a dysfunctional family with real-world problems and emotionally absent parents.
Poor Caramel.
Atleast the ghosts, skunks & imaginary clowns can keep her company.
You got it, Chief.
i really believe the root of all this suffering was the person in chat who told jerma to buy an empty lot. if he just bought a pre-made house, the Sweets would have started with 5,000 extra dollars. also windows and food and such
you know it's going to be a good video when you see the house engulfed in flames in the thumbnail.
Jerma legit would clean up the sink mess 4 times then after the mess was cleaned he wouldnt even fix it so the problem continued lmfao
it's amazing how they were all doomed from the very PLANNING OF THE FLOORPLAN
2:58:54 tuxedo guy LOSES IT
I’m fucking dying, thank you for this stamp. I must’ve watched this 10 times and I cant get over it
@@GoozeeeeeYW fellow Jermamite. Jerma's reactions are priceless and always worth highlighting
ZAWALLA
@@burgbass *ZAWALLA!!!*
This is absolutely the highlight of the stream, it wasn't even a jerma joke or anything just an interaction in the game
This stream was simultaneously depressing and hilarious.
"banished" is a very unique way of saying a kid is being tossed into military school
Jerma insisting his sims read a book rather than watch TV when their fun is literally zero radiates some real "can't have cancer if I never go to the doctor's" energy
imagine cleaning the toilet, flushing it then going for a piss and not flushing in that order. Every fucking time jerma
Kim said this to him
I know it sounds stupid, but I'm so thankful for Jerma's streams. Life's been a struggle for a while, and these streams cause a rare smile or laugh to come out of me.
Sorry to hear that, Fartyballs
2:01:08 is incredible. It's like the inner monologue of a father who has been shunned by his daughter, debating whether to interrupt the fantasies she takes to for escapism.
Only Jerma would be broke and unable to survive and refuse to go to work. Genius.
6:10 I like the quick existential realisation before causally starting the stream
jerma: "im gonna be smarter about this"
also jerma: "i should buy a pool too"
I absolutely love the explanation that all the absurd places the Sims can go and the absurd things the Sims can do are not actually real and are all instead coping mechanisms for troubled Sims.
everytime jerma plays the sims it literally feels like a tv show where everything just goes wrong at once despite everything being fine a second ago
jerma playing sims: "imagine eating 4 hamburgers and still being hungry, at 4am"
also jerma: "mcdonalds is my favorite. my order is pretty normal its a big mac, two mcdoubles, 10 pc nugget and 2 mcchickens. i usually order like 7 sandwiches"
idk why i expected this to be a chill stream lmao
2:06:21 everything that could go wrong went wrong in the span of 10 seconds
Hmm, Jerma creating a house with windowed doors into the bathroom AND bedroom is certainly a decision.
I dont know why but that first 2/3rds of the stream made me incredibly depressed and existential
Same
The absolute panic that sets in when he reads the chat rushing him to call 9/11 when the mime stole that little girls wand machine.
2:58:56 dude i am in tears rn he had ENOUGH
i can't believe this content is fucking free this is pure gold
The Caramel arc was so intense
CARAMEL ARC
It was. If you put some thought into it, you can interpret the girl jumping in the hole and living happily on fantasy land as a metaphor for her going insane after watching her crackhead parents die in a fire. Or even a "disney fairytale" adaptation of her dying in the fire along with her parents
@@cucabeludo3452 like an even more crack-frenzy version of Alice in Wonderland.
@@johnjowari7128 This is literally what happens in American McGee's Alice. Her parents die in a fire and she goes into a fantasy land to fight her demons and cope.
@@Klaymen47 wait seriously? What is that a book or something? Is it any good?
This game encapsulates the energy of being a single working adult and living a perfectly reasonable life but the nagging player in the back of your head being like 'oooh my god dude water the plants right now I swear to god stop watching TV you need to be playing chess until 1 AM to become smart'
4:43 “suede-o-science”
I swear seven year old me was better at this game than Jerma. Never I've seen such a trainwreck of a sims playthrough.
34:10 i had no idea the original sims had such breath taking music. i literally had to pause the stream and say "what the FUCK?". then went to listen to the full track. building themes 2 and 4 have me tearing up man what the FUCK?!
3:20:30 The Whistling makes this feel like a horror scene
2:58:58 Reminded me of star_ screaming: GET IN ! and Jerma laughing like crazy in the Just Cause 2 video.
Jerma and his awfully hot coffee pot
Is that another edition to his childrens' book series?
Sims 1 simlish sounds like the crackhead at my bus stop
1:08:40 Jerma premonition.
The family name shoulda been "The Elmersons" because we know Jerma sends his family to the glue factory
Have you seen his thanksgiving stream? They kinda deserve it.
@@johnjowari7128 what happened
@@AutumnWind92 obviously they were mean
but its staged lol
chat spamming tomar every time bob appeared makes me so happy
I was hoping for that! I even said the moment I saw him "hey it's Tomar!"
@@moldyskittle i was so surprised by the overlap in viewers. one guy even referenced the whole "jaxxy, i bought you home some fucking FOOD" bit lmao
@@torisu_exe one of my favorites! Lmao
Tomar caused all of the fires in the Sweet's household. They threatened his emeralds
Arthur Sweets lived his entire life in the dark. :(
It's so cool someone actually made a game based off of the Jerma's Dollhouse stream.