As a kid, I fantasized about having the cool lives of the Sims I created. Now I do! I never have enough time to satisfy my social needs. I eat, shit, sleep, try to entertain myself, cry, and often times feel too depressed to work. Goal achieved!
Caramel going insane living alone in a house full of ash, getting a prank call saying "they're coming," and then seeing the flash of her mother's ghost was freaking terrifying
His character sleeps for 20 hours of the day. When not sleeping spends all his time on the computer or watching cartoons at max volume. Has no job so spends all money at casino. Calls people at 2 in the morning. And wears nothing pajamas or is completely naked when talking to others. Add on to that being a homewrecker who trys to get with every married woman in town. And yet he wonders why he has no friends.
4:17:43 My mind was MELTING at the thought of a small, depressed man, so starved for attention he threw together a huge house party just to get noticed by a girl and maybe get her number.
And every time Peach comes over she has to use the bathroom, so she gets to take a look at his last dump. It's a mystery why she doesn't want to sleep with him.
With all the times Jerma had his Sim "Clean" the toilet after using it and not flushing, I like to imagine that when the Jerma Sim takes a piss or shit in the bowl, he just swirls the brush in there with all of it in there and thinks that's how you clean a toilet. What a PSYCHO.
I love the fact that Jerma probably spent hours making the most detailed Griffin family house he could, while Mario's house is just a circus tent with 4 beds and a shower
When peach got out of the pool and fell asleep on the road, i lost it. Then jerma putting his tv next to her to get her to go home. was the funniest shit.
two years late but I feel the same way with the weird ass grumbling/sniffing/obnoxious sleep noises. ive known people with severe sleep apnea who make less noise when sleeping than seemingly any of the male sims in this game
@@kelseyhoffman541 Jermas streams are the last thing I have to remind me of the rampant passing of time and you've brought the wrath of two years unto me. also yea those sounds r weird too
@@mastertunnelrat8051i was thinking about how crazy it was that it's been two years since this stream and how almost everything about/in my life has changed since then right before i saw your comment so same boat i guess. can't wait until it's been 5+ years and he's retired, i'm sure it'll feel even better then
This was made by game developers in the 90's, of course it has no concept of "days off". If the devs gotta sleep in the office for 8 months, then by god so will these little dolls.
Pretty sure that the reason his Room Meter is so low when he goes outside is because the exterior is painted like an interior rather than the normal panelling is or whatever houses have
When his character starts doing art and Jerma says "Man this is taking forever" . . . Same, I've been working on making piece for half this stream-recording!
And just as realistically if you want to you can replace socialising with humans with interacting with an animal, in exchange for never having children and dying single
I entered the stream three hours in. Jerma was trying to seduce Lois. He called a repairman to fix his computer at 4 AM. He played for eight hours! How? It was 5 in the afternoon when I arrived! He stayed up that late just to play the sims? Incredible!
Actually at Jerma’s funeral 3 things would happen: 1: everyone argues who gets to be the Giant Rat now 2: the eulogy is the “Screaming and Farting” gag 3: the coffin is placed in the Zerking off room
I love when Jerma tried to make money to buy a hot tub by going to a casino but blew the last 2 irl hours worth of scraping together money during x3 speed gambling
Rather than use the toilet and then flush it like anyone else in the world, Jerma instead opts to flush the toilet and then use it. Every time Peach comes over and has to use the bathroom, she has to look at the last shit he took which has been sitting out for hours. And he wonders why she isn't attracted to him.
The funniest thing about this is that he's frustrated that work was getting in the way of meaningful relationships, because that's the point of the game. It was a satire of American hustle capitalism and showing the effects of living in poverty on your personal free time.
12:32 this is so wild. My grandma died last year and the church that held the funeral live streamed it. (It was later taken down after the funeral; it was done for filming purposes so my family could have a recording of the event) Seems like a strange concept, but actually in fact is a thing that happens today!
first stream: orchestrated psychopathy ending in a little girl creating an imaginary world to escape the horrors of reality. second stream: jerma tries to boink lois from family guy for 7 hours straight while losing his grip on how things work.
For those interested, you get lifetime relationship points by having the sim just hang out at your house, it does reduce the temporary relationship score a bit so ideally you could, for instance, sit down, click on the TV to watch it, and invite the person to watch with you. Or just paint and have them swim in your pool, that'd work as well.
"Ya know, once we stopped caring about TV, they were always going to find a way to.. you know, get us." Get us. They. It's the right way to word the malignant forces that conspire, otherwise known as, marketing.
Around 30ish minutes, Jerma pees all over himself in the backyard, bores someone to sleep with small talk, then goes to bed still reeking of piss. I absolutely love this game.
There's something utterly morbid about Jerma destroying his life and ruining his career and ability to take care of himself just trying to get with Lois, and then it spirals into a Jesse Pinkman esque rave that destroys his home as he utterly loses control of his life while a bunch of animals just keep partying as he's having a mental breakdown and pissing himself
Pets are usually a good way to game the social need, right? I usually had my single sim households have a dog they can pet and boost up social because no one ever wanted to come over.
idk if jerma runs this channel, but if he ever streams again, one of Sims 1's expansions added a really weird relationship system that split things into two bars. The top bar, that Jerma kept trying to fill before flirting, is the daily relationship bar, and is a gage of how things went that day. The bar on the bottom is the lifetime relationship bar, which is more or less what's important for romance to work. When it's at a certain amount (around 25 or so iirc) romantic interactions appear.
The daily relationship system feeds into the lifetime relationship, draining around 2-4 points a day from the former and adding an equivalent amount to the latter. This takes quite awhile, but it can be sped up by giving gifts, which directly increases the lifetime relationship bar.
37:11 Magazines aren't made of paper anymore, so it's not a problem when they mail out magazines. They're now made of carbon sucked out of the air and pressed firmly together in a graphene style substance. That's why they don't taste the same anymore.
im pretty sure the reason why Peach would never do anything is because she wasn't "in a good mood". The reason why? Because Jerma loaded into her family, messed up her mood and when he left, it saved her mood forever like that. I'm 90% sure that's how it was done in the sims 1.
I remember playing this making a couple, one being really nice and outgoing to build friends while the other was a complete loner who only existed to have a career and build skills.
Sims 2 did it realistic where you could spend a shit ton of cash and years at university to jump to level 3 of a career which you could get from working a couple months
Thank you! Im stuck in a flood (too much rain for some reason, everything is underwater ) and i don't have anything else to do except watching your streams.
For the record, there is a decoration that prevents pets from exploring and peeing in your yard. Also going on dates freezes the clock at home, so using lots for making friends is the way to go.
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5:00 The Sims
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3:18:45 2nd Brb Ends
5:50:19 3rd Brb Ends
Jerma for god sakes read a wiki
>buys exercise machine
>doesn't use it once
>sells it
realistic
As a kid, I fantasized about having the cool lives of the Sims I created. Now I do! I never have enough time to satisfy my social needs. I eat, shit, sleep, try to entertain myself, cry, and often times feel too depressed to work. Goal achieved!
But do you use puppet to make friends and lovers like the sims do?
@@AutumnWind92 my charisma skill isn't high enough. It never works
@@Pekuu132 Not having another dude as your display picture would be a start.
@@tiotom9217 No, I find just reading books on making conversation and talking to myself in the mirror prepares me for any difficult social situation.
@@tiotom9217 what even is this comment
Caramel going insane living alone in a house full of ash, getting a prank call saying "they're coming," and then seeing the flash of her mother's ghost was freaking terrifying
If your name was Sheogorath instead of Lucien I could totally see him being responsible for that chaos
By Sithis
@@Z0MBIEMED1C By Gary
Time stamp?
@@SieMiezekatze It's been too long I can't remember
His character sleeps for 20 hours of the day. When not sleeping spends all his time on the computer or watching cartoons at max volume. Has no job so spends all money at casino. Calls people at 2 in the morning. And wears nothing pajamas or is completely naked when talking to others. Add on to that being a homewrecker who trys to get with every married woman in town. And yet he wonders why he has no friends.
You didn't need to go so hard on jerma damn
4:17:43 My mind was MELTING at the thought of a small, depressed man, so starved for attention he threw together a huge house party just to get noticed by a girl and maybe get her number.
Jay Gatsby moment
@@ceecie5776 Except Gatsby was rich, smart, and charismatic.
@@DovahFett True, Jerma is:
• In massive debt
• A psycho
• Charismatic
So he's at least 1/3 Gatsby
Someone should animate it in source film maker, similar to the "clip it" animated bit. it would be so perfect.
@@Beast0fBurden I would absolutely love that haha
Jerma singing Chug Jug while his sim gets laid was a highlight and tragedy at the same time.
7:24:22
Elmo Sings: Chug Jug with You
I'd play the Little V. cover on full blast on my first time. Totally worth it, even if they end up leaving after.
@@Hi_Just_Fred?
crumbling relationships, overdue bills, spontaneous crying. it's so real.
I like how the fist stream was a psychological horror movie and this stream is a terrible rom-com
Oh just you wait
Jerma's random decision to start impersonating the cat at 1:57:35 for some reason caught me real off guard. Was zoned out and that made me lose it
Me too
same
I read this before it happened and was still caught off guard
Mmmmbrbrbrbrbrowww
it bothers me how he flushes the toilet and then uses it and then lets it marinate until the next time he uses it
His order of operations and needless activities are infuriating.
1:40:44 makes me wonder if this is how he does it in his own home
Don't worry, he learns the correct way to do it after like 14 cummulative hours of gameplay
And every time Peach comes over she has to use the bathroom, so she gets to take a look at his last dump. It's a mystery why she doesn't want to sleep with him.
"I can barely leave the house for 15 minutes before I shit my pants and cry"
With all the times Jerma had his Sim "Clean" the toilet after using it and not flushing, I like to imagine that when the Jerma Sim takes a piss or shit in the bowl, he just swirls the brush in there with all of it in there and thinks that's how you clean a toilet. What a PSYCHO.
That's why no one wanted to live with him
He's making stew
this IS literally edging for 7 straight hours
So true
he was ahead of the curve
The Peach romancing arc with every kiss being rejected between them felt like a 12 episode romcom anime.
"GET UP, GO TO THE BATHROOM, AND GO BE A DOCTOR."
irl depressed pre-med lol
this stream was so painful to watch. 10/10
When he clicks on sit instead of the TV in order to watch it drove me insane 👁️👄👁️
It really made me *feeel* like a Sim burning to death.
I was absolutely livid when he went to the restaurant with Lois and talk about being hungry AT A RESTAURANT and they didn't even eat anything xD
To be honest, his sim was the most infuriating guy. Whines about everything, takes forever to do anything. The guy sucks.
I feel like he doesn’t know how to use google to solve any of the issues he couldn’t figure out
i like the part where he gets stuck on the couch and loses the love of his life
Something about inviting someone over for dinner, sitting down to eat, having them ring the bell, and then scarfing down your food is hilarious
7:47:11 and 7:47:49 are so fucking creepy what a coincidence the prank call would actually come true.
I still have no fucking clue what that was to this day
@@JacobKinsleylol i forgot about this. been awhile since i saw this stream but was it the ghost of her mom? that’s really creepy.
I love the fact that Jerma probably spent hours making the most detailed Griffin family house he could, while Mario's house is just a circus tent with 4 beds and a shower
priorities
When peach got out of the pool and fell asleep on the road, i lost it. Then jerma putting his tv next to her to get her to go home. was the funniest shit.
It was pretty smart though lmao
"How do I get out of the friendzone?"
Google: Accept that she doesn't have interest in you and move on as friends.
Bing: 4:40:45
I don’t think I’ve felt as much aggravation than when he sat there for 2+ hours straight NOT GETTING A JOB and then panicking that he has no money
In my opinión he was doing better without a job, just going to the casino and winning 1000 or more per visit
To be fair, he had cripplingly low stats the whole time. Need to get your head straight before getting a job.
Sounds like a lot of real people I know.
whn i made my house it literally took me 3 seconds to get a job, I don't understand how people can be so bad at this game, clearly scripted
Recent graduates be like
Local streamer gets rejected by fictional characters for 7 hours.
Anyone else had that whistling sound effect stuck in their head since they were a child?
its super chill, a nice character thing to have on the mini mail delivery humans
Yeah and I forgot where it came from until I watched this stream. It was so weird hearing it again.
Hate your vids ❤
I swear to god, that whistling is going to make me go insane.
The whistled tunes in this game have been branded onto my brain for eternity.
two years late but I feel the same way with the weird ass grumbling/sniffing/obnoxious sleep noises. ive known people with severe sleep apnea who make less noise when sleeping than seemingly any of the male sims in this game
@@kelseyhoffman541 Jermas streams are the last thing I have to remind me of the rampant passing of time and you've brought the wrath of two years unto me.
also yea those sounds r weird too
@@mastertunnelrat8051i was thinking about how crazy it was that it's been two years since this stream and how almost everything about/in my life has changed since then right before i saw your comment so same boat i guess. can't wait until it's been 5+ years and he's retired, i'm sure it'll feel even better then
This was made by game developers in the 90's, of course it has no concept of "days off". If the devs gotta sleep in the office for 8 months, then by god so will these little dolls.
Will Wright moment
@@aturchomicz821 GET IN YOUR BOX, WILL
I think I just watched half an hour of Jerma figuring out the sleeping arrangements of the Griffin family.
Actually clapped when he finally got fired.
Pretty sure that the reason his Room Meter is so low when he goes outside is because the exterior is painted like an interior rather than the normal panelling is or whatever houses have
Possibly but it's been 2 years
One of the best streams of Jerma’s I’ve ever seen. This game is comedy gold
I love falling asleep and waking up to jerma striking out three different times with three different girls
i'm still astonished by how straightfaced he managed to pull off the griffin house reveal
Someone in the last stream said "this is purgatory" i still think about that
ok, this is early into the stream, but i literally do pace around my room and excitedly talk to myself about stuff because i have no outlet for it.
wtf same i feel like i'm genuinely going insane, glad i'm not the only one tho
Me too man. I also happen to be super lonely. I wonder if that's it
this stream was just 8 straight hours of a man failing at the exact same thing over and over again, and somehow it all is devastatingly hilarious
poor jerma didnt know that everyone in the sims 1 seems to hate talking about dogs and cats
I love how his house is just painted on the outside with a baseboard
When his character starts doing art and Jerma says
"Man this is taking forever"
. . . Same, I've been working on making piece for half this stream-recording!
Oh my god, the Griffin's house wasn't included in the original Sims 1, this psycho actually made it himself
i can't wait for a sims 2 stream, that's going to be even more chaotic
Sims 2 and 3 are the best sims games
@@majamystic256 but which is better sims 2 or 3 🤔🤔
@@TheKushMinister sims 3 has better gameplay but everyone looks like they are made of butter :(
@@parisraven7588 BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HATED HOW SIMS 3 LOOKED VISUALLY, I PREFERED THE SIMS 2 LOOK
@@TheKushMinister people always complain about the Sims 4 looking really cartoony, like bruh have you seen the Sims 3 wtf
In all of the games after this it is so simple to make and maintain friendships. This one is the only game that gets it realistic lmao.
And just as realistically if you want to you can replace socialising with humans with interacting with an animal, in exchange for never having children and dying single
@@JacobKinsley who needs a family when you have video games
@@JacobKinsley i didnt choose the grey-aro life man :'(
Jerma finally singing the chug jug song felt much more emotional than expected. Hardest fucking game ever lmao
Money shot stream
3:43:37 edging
I entered the stream three hours in. Jerma was trying to seduce Lois. He called a repairman to fix his computer at 4 AM. He played for eight hours! How? It was 5 in the afternoon when I arrived! He stayed up that late just to play the sims? Incredible!
Time zones maybe...?
He played until 8 o’clock in his time zone
i thought it was 3 o clock everywhere
Ok?...
@@moldyskittle 8 pm isnt all too late
7:24:20 Jerma scores a victory royale
Bow chicka wow wow
It’s terrifying if you listen to it at half speed
My god, it is terrifying
*jerma, tries tickling Lois out of nowhere*
"Why doesn't she like me?!"
Actually at Jerma’s funeral 3 things would happen:
1: everyone argues who gets to be the Giant Rat now
2: the eulogy is the “Screaming and Farting” gag
3: the coffin is placed in the Zerking off room
Depending on whos present he might not actually be lowered into the grave, as that would be a fall joke.
Also everybody would be talking about how short he was
I love when Jerma tried to make money to buy a hot tub by going to a casino but blew the last 2 irl hours worth of scraping together money during x3 speed gambling
Jerma's sim was so blueballed by the end it probably hurt when it came out
That was the difficulty slider the 'Outgoing meter'.
Rather than use the toilet and then flush it like anyone else in the world, Jerma instead opts to flush the toilet and then use it. Every time Peach comes over and has to use the bathroom, she has to look at the last shit he took which has been sitting out for hours. And he wonders why she isn't attracted to him.
The funniest thing about this is that he's frustrated that work was getting in the way of meaningful relationships, because that's the point of the game. It was a satire of American hustle capitalism and showing the effects of living in poverty on your personal free time.
12:32 this is so wild. My grandma died last year and the church that held the funeral live streamed it.
(It was later taken down after the funeral; it was done for filming purposes so my family could have a recording of the event)
Seems like a strange concept, but actually in fact is a thing that happens today!
38:12 - the cat desperately trying to get Jerma's attention while he rants about junk mail
first stream: orchestrated psychopathy ending in a little girl creating an imaginary world to escape the horrors of reality.
second stream: jerma tries to boink lois from family guy for 7 hours straight while losing his grip on how things work.
For those interested, you get lifetime relationship points by having the sim just hang out at your house, it does reduce the temporary relationship score a bit so ideally you could, for instance, sit down, click on the TV to watch it, and invite the person to watch with you. Or just paint and have them swim in your pool, that'd work as well.
every time jerma starts talking to peach it's a damn rhythm game.
4:21:34 - Gets kicked out of the party
- Comes back later anyways
- Clogs the toilet and claps to herself
Honestly, that's a power move
"Ya know, once we stopped caring about TV, they were always going to find a way to.. you know, get us."
Get us. They. It's the right way to word the malignant forces that conspire, otherwise known as, marketing.
Around 30ish minutes, Jerma pees all over himself in the backyard, bores someone to sleep with small talk, then goes to bed still reeking of piss. I absolutely love this game.
There's something utterly morbid about Jerma destroying his life and ruining his career and ability to take care of himself just trying to get with Lois, and then it spirals into a Jesse Pinkman esque rave that destroys his home as he utterly loses control of his life while a bunch of animals just keep partying as he's having a mental breakdown and pissing himself
Pets are usually a good way to game the social need, right? I usually had my single sim households have a dog they can pet and boost up social because no one ever wanted to come over.
I really hope he continues these types of streams, like with sims 2 or 3
6:40:56
Shout-outs to the best comment from chat of the stream. Thank you anon, that was hilarious.
In 20 seconds away from that. I'm excited
Ever wanted to see a romantic comedy about two tsundere protagonists trying to come to terms with their sexuality?
I like how Jerma flushes the toilet, and THEN uses it. Every time.
Can’t wait to see how this spirals out of control in a good old fashion jerma way.
"I should have bet money on that."
-Jerma every stream
idk if jerma runs this channel, but if he ever streams again, one of Sims 1's expansions added a really weird relationship system that split things into two bars. The top bar, that Jerma kept trying to fill before flirting, is the daily relationship bar, and is a gage of how things went that day. The bar on the bottom is the lifetime relationship bar, which is more or less what's important for romance to work. When it's at a certain amount (around 25 or so iirc) romantic interactions appear.
The daily relationship system feeds into the lifetime relationship, draining around 2-4 points a day from the former and adding an equivalent amount to the latter. This takes quite awhile, but it can be sped up by giving gifts, which directly increases the lifetime relationship bar.
Hot date is like an expert difficulty relationship overhaul mod that you can't disable and is installed without you realising
37:11
Magazines aren't made of paper anymore, so it's not a problem when they mail out magazines.
They're now made of carbon sucked out of the air and pressed firmly together in a graphene style substance.
That's why they don't taste the same anymore.
Source
@@laughingman4236 I came to this revelation after testing it by eating 13 magazines from every decade since 1920.
im pretty sure the reason why Peach would never do anything is because she wasn't "in a good mood". The reason why? Because Jerma loaded into her family, messed up her mood and when he left, it saved her mood forever like that. I'm 90% sure that's how it was done in the sims 1.
small elbertson's house looks like a house from 90s miami. believe me, i'd know.
I'm 1 yr late but I think it's worth noting that if it were the 90s, the computer would be in "the computer room" instead of your bedroom.
Sick, perverted streamer leaves a child neglected in a house fire for 8 hours while he fantasizes about having zex with a videogame character
I guess this is what we can watch while waiting for Meme House Season 3
This is the spin-off prequel series
Sim takes a whole ass day to do a single action, this game is kind of infuriating. The sim shits for a whole day.
>wake up at 8 AM
>need to bathroom
>shit for 12 hours
>time to go to bed
extreme realism
His sim sleeping for 16 hours straight was great
I remember playing this making a couple, one being really nice and outgoing to build friends while the other was a complete loner who only existed to have a career and build skills.
Thank you, now I understand why evolution create introverts.
@@Big_Sloppa it all makes sense now
Jermas cat impression always takes me off guard
I know this' almost a year old now, but can someone animate jerma trying to woo both peach and lois with his puppets?
The whistling haunts my dreams and waking life
My god, watching the sims is like watching a life simulator... I swear I feel like I’m just going through life like this all the time sometimes
2:24 am and im screaming "proposition!! Do it!" Into the void of my phone. For a not live stream.
1:18:48 Jerma auditions for A Bug's Life
1:36:50 My friend got Jerma to say hi to me :)
dude really put his electric guitar and amp outside.
Helps give it an earthy tone
@@imonlysleeping4491 I fucking despise you for making me laugh that loud
Absolutely the peak of Egotistic guitar bro behaviour
Imagine if we could get jobs this easily like Sims
I think that subconsciously stayed with me as a child
Sims 2 did it realistic where you could spend a shit ton of cash and years at university to jump to level 3 of a career which you could get from working a couple months
4:11:01 - 4:24:18 Holy shit, that entire sequence was gold, I could not stop laughing.
This is the weirdest fanfiction
Constantly checking back in on Caramel, what a legend.
Jerma: *Looks at toilets* "Is this an activity?"
Well yes, but actually no.
6:12:13 jerma gambles every penny away, again
It’s what we expect from him at this point
59:42 Thank you for coming...
Goodbye. *Performs a twomad style "good night girl I see you tomorrow sleep animation"*
Flush > Clean > Use toilet and let it sit stinking up the bathroom for hours. Every single time
Can’t wait to see this on 2nd Jerma in 2023
Is this the guy who potty trained himself ON STREAM?!
Thank you! Im stuck in a flood (too much rain for some reason, everything is underwater ) and i don't have anything else to do except watching your streams.
For the record, there is a decoration that prevents pets from exploring and peeing in your yard. Also going on dates freezes the clock at home, so using lots for making friends is the way to go.
this was like a movie...
Jerma: *talks about the census*
Also jerma: “when was the last time I mentioned the Census???”