3:52 Notably, this guy was actually known as a _very_ good surgeon at the time. See, back then, the odds of surviving surgery were actually pretty low (in part because doctors were so unsanitary that they didn't even wash the blood off of their clothes after surgeries because it was seen as a sign of experience; the stiffer your clothes were with blood, the better a doctor people thought you were). The faster the surgery, the more likely you were to survive (though the odds still weren't great). Since this guy worked so fast, he was actually one of the best surgeons in the world at the time. Basically, this event wasn't so much the surgeon's fault as it was the fault of the horrendous medical procedures of that era.
(Please press read more and read the whole comment) EVERYONE is saying how old Queen Elizabeth is, but nobody's talking about how Prince Phillip is almost 100 year old! And still alive! Edit: For those saying "WELL HE'S STILL NOT THE OLDEST!!! MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER IS 595 YEARS OLD!!!" I meant he's the oldest Prince that is alive. Every other prince, princess, king, and queen that ever lived never lived as long as Queen Elizabeth II or Prince Phillip. That's why everyone acts like they're gonna live forever. Edit 2: Okay look, I know he is dead now but he is still the oldest Prince to have ever live. If Queen Elizabeth II breaks his record, then she'll be the oldest in the royal family. And please stop replying with "This comment aged like milk" I know he died!
ya know, i have a feeling somethings gonna happen and alexander hamilton will show up alive and well. this year's already crazy enough. that wouldn't be to weird, really. Edit: SpElLiNg WhY!?!?
You know, if you asked me a decade ago whether Starscream or Trump would be president, I would say neither, as one is fictional, and the other had a rather small following in the world of politics. I’m sorry for my (switches to bad Leonard Nimoy impression) bad comedy.
@@GM.Nobody "SCPs are individuals, entities, locations and objects that violate natural law", according to Wikipedia. To fully understand what an SCP is, you must know about the SCP Foundation first. (Link to the SCP Wiki: www.scp-wiki.net)
"This is the fifth hole!" But what's the fourth?? Edit: These were the answers I wanted, but I don't know if I needed...but thank you for the information though! Edit 2: This whole reply section deserves to be on r/cursedcomments oh my God. XD Edit 3: Forget Tumblr everyone here has -7 braincells and is extremely high. I love this.
I laughed at the "i do not recognize the bodies in the lake" and then instantly remembered that The SCP Foundation Database traumatized me with that SCP
5:59 Yes, bus driving license. Yes, you need one to drive a bus. Yes, you need a separate school bus endorsement to drive a school bus. Yes, an RV _is_ every bit the same thing as a bus...but you don't need an endorsement on your license to drive one. In the US, generally, anyway.
@@BuhBungus not quite, everyone is talking about how the stonks meme won't die, but not how this one won't, which is fine by me. it's just a meme. I don't give a shit.
Completely unrelated, but I just watched one of my dogs jump on my bed, knock my other dog in to my cat, and my cat went flying 15 feet into the window and fell down. Funniest thing I've seen all year. In other news, happy *NICE* Day everybody!
Dude I got an ad about a voice recording thing but it was translating English into Japanese. It said, “Take me to _Los Angeles_ and they were in japan.
@@---Shiny428--- Well, I can't say it here cause of reasons but you can search it in any pornsite and you may find results. Trust me, it's reaaaaallly weird.
Hey hey hey boys, did you know that in the process of cremation the body will be perfectly cooked at some point? Or the fact that cannibalism is technically legal? And that there was a man selling beef jerky made of human meat? Or that dust is mostly composed by dead skin cells which would mean you probably ate the cells of a dead person? That's it guys, thank you for letting me ruin your day. 10:19 can confirm. Been there, not taking any more chances my dude. I found an entire hitman web service in the dark web.
4:16 my grandfather has this. He got it to remove his throat cancer. They remove the insides of the throat and replace it with robotics. He can not swallow mucus so he has to remove it. He has a button in that area where he presses to talk. He can not , breathe through his head. He breathes through that hole. He can not smell or taste either. It might be disgusting for many other people, but it's not that bad. Thank you for reading
Note to self, NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK WHILE WATCHING THESE VIDEOS. I was taking a sip of ginger ale right when 8:38 hit. Needless to say, I wound up covered in soda.
NSFW stands for:
*Never*
*Safe*
*From*
*Waluigi*
Just the way I like it.
Lgbt stands for luigi’s great big thighs
Nobody
Survives
Fighting
Wario
*_w a a_*
Now
Serving
Free
Wifi
Everybody: "Early"
Intellectuals: "Punctual"
O
You're not early you're on time.
@@MOHA0802 ?
@@MOHA0802 I didn't even watch it.
@@candy9798 OOF
"There should be two NSFW's, a naked NSFW and blood & torture NSFW"
Me: 𝘕 𝘚 𝘍 𝘓
Not Safe For Life
I agree!
Never Safe From Luigi
I agree
Hold on so
*not sexy fucking lies*
ok i agree
Never Save From Lamp
i agree
neptune spins five-milllion loops
"This is it gentlemen, the 5th hole"
Wait, this implies there is a 4th
7:34
Spring Leon thanks but no thanks.
@@OGOR2137 o fuck
@@OGOR2137 but there are 2 eyes
@@orsomiao0662 So there are 6 holes
“I do not recognise the bodies in the lake” tHAT IS AN SCP REFERENCE
Yesss
Remember everyone, you do -not- recognized the bodies in the water!
Is it?
@@MariaLourdes-lb7fj "Do you recognize the bodies in the water?"
Emkay plays Minecraft.
m.th-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/w-d-xo.html
“What is it with people and step parents and step siblings what is it here?”
Me: “no blood relation no problem”
It ain't incest if you say No Chromo
r/cursedcomments
@@haithhegimp no blood relation no chaotic situation
@Sophia Kalenza no rape no tape
Seth Noot BUT I NEED TAPE
I love pain
Same
he
you into CBT? Xycron?
@@OsnoloVrach it's robin lol
Hey, how's your career on youtube going?
New Minecraft movie - “MINECRAFT (GONE SEXUAL”
I-
*Hentai
I'd watch it
@@axolotlchef5975 nice
It aint new
Remember people, you do not recognise the bodies in the water
m-mike, is that you?!
Neither eaten either.
Is that a scp reference?
Nice refrence
Is that a JoJo reference
me: unplugs a machine to charge my phone
everyone else during the child's surgery:
MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
👁👄👁
👁👄👁 Hol’ up
"M-Mom? What are you... What are you do-- AHHH Aiiirrrrr!!" **Dies**
idk if im allowed to like this,...... but i did
what's a depressed kids favorite drink?
a depresso-espresso...
im kidding, it's cyanide.
As a depressed kid I can confirm for both
2:46 the fact he didn’t get that SCP reference mildly infuriates me
Same
Context?
Chiese The New it’s from scp, that’s enough for normies like you
Scp 2316
I don't recogize the bodies in the water
3:52 Notably, this guy was actually known as a _very_ good surgeon at the time. See, back then, the odds of surviving surgery were actually pretty low (in part because doctors were so unsanitary that they didn't even wash the blood off of their clothes after surgeries because it was seen as a sign of experience; the stiffer your clothes were with blood, the better a doctor people thought you were). The faster the surgery, the more likely you were to survive (though the odds still weren't great). Since this guy worked so fast, he was actually one of the best surgeons in the world at the time.
Basically, this event wasn't so much the surgeon's fault as it was the fault of the horrendous medical procedures of that era.
So just steal the clothing, and then murder 3 people to become a doctor? Noice
I feel like robin is just acceping the comments at this point
It sounded like he said ramen at the beginning
"hey guys welcome back to EmKay my name is Ramen da bank, and today we are strollin' through r/cursedcomments"
(Please press read more and read the whole comment) EVERYONE is saying how old Queen Elizabeth is, but nobody's talking about how Prince Phillip is almost 100 year old! And still alive!
Edit: For those saying "WELL HE'S STILL NOT THE OLDEST!!! MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER IS 595 YEARS OLD!!!" I meant he's the oldest Prince that is alive. Every other prince, princess, king, and queen that ever lived never lived as long as Queen Elizabeth II or Prince Phillip. That's why everyone acts like they're gonna live forever.
Edit 2: Okay look, I know he is dead now but he is still the oldest Prince to have ever live. If Queen Elizabeth II breaks his record, then she'll be the oldest in the royal family. And please stop replying with "This comment aged like milk" I know he died!
So do they still bang and how?
*not as long as I can do anything.*
@@l400official7 Idk
+ Markierte Antwort Nah Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip are gonna live forever.
ya know, i have a feeling somethings gonna happen and alexander hamilton will show up alive and well. this year's already crazy enough. that wouldn't be to weird, really.
Edit: SpElLiNg WhY!?!?
"The fifth hole" Imagine forgetting the ears, nose, and eyes. Like smh
Nose and mouth was counted. 😑
ance pore
Head, shoulders, knees and toes-
@@azekiel7599 That reply feels more cursed than half of the ones in the video, holy shit-
@@thedemoninyourcloset. Why thank you
This guy sounds like swagger souls if he wasn’t high
Plot twist: *theyre the same person*
Trueeeeeee
@@saraekin7027 that would explain why swagger doesn't upload as much
Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 42
*you good bro?*
You doing ok pal?
You can go as long as you eat it again, then it doesn’t count
_Might want to see a doctor_
@@hellothere3090 you need jesus
The internet: "theres a category in nhentai about eye penetration"
Me who's seen cannibalism on nhentai "oh really?"
What about the "abortion" tag?
Alien :asks questions about nhentai.
Person:NO NO NO NO NO DON'T JUST FUCKING DON'T!!!!!!!
Hey, whats the code
Whats the 6 digit code.
You say that like cannibalism is more extreme than eye penetration
2:48 Scp 2313 Has escaped containment All MTF units After it!
ah yes a stationary lake breaching containment.
I do not recognize the- Hold up, is that Jimmy?
CRAP GET THE FOUNDATION
Wait is that my uncle
@@bingusthekingofbingustopia5205 So you have chose, termination
4:02
Well, would ya look at that!
Jotaro got reddit.
Lmao
Jotaro would never cuck his dolphins with a clam
Who remembers when the only narrator was only damien
Me
I remember when it was only Slazo
“Theres a lot of rule 34 pics of my sister lately”
Me: closes out rule 34 tab i had open
0:29 **jumanji theme starts playing**
Robin has honestly been killing it with Emkay, keep up the great work!
1:46 the meaning of the word "مهلاً" at the bottom is similar to "hey"
Or it could also mean "wait" :-)
@@urartho8269 yep. But from the context of the meme, hey would be more meaningful.
It’s more like wait instead of hey I am Arabian and we don’t greet each other saying مهلا in fact nobody ever used مهلا as a greeting
The word hey is اهلا maybe you got confused
@@achaemenes9064 if you take the context into consideration, "hey" would be the most convenient definition.
2:34 the snack that smiles back!
Noo!! 😥
Normal turtles
2:20 It's pronounced "why-knee", that was the whole joke lmao (yes I know it's misspelled but still)
"What's good in the hood?"
I GET IT!
"I'm Robin"
OOHHHHHH, NOW I GET IT!
Finally, you get something!
You know, if you asked me a decade ago whether Starscream or Trump would be president,
I would say neither, as one is fictional, and the other had a rather small following in the world of politics.
I’m sorry for my (switches to bad Leonard Nimoy impression) bad comedy.
@@ronramen5827 and then both happened
President Starscream booooo
2:48 That is an SCP-2316 reference.
May i ask, what is an SCP? I see it everywhere
@@GM.Nobody "SCPs are individuals, entities, locations and objects that violate natural law", according to Wikipedia. To fully understand what an SCP is, you must know about the SCP Foundation first. (Link to the SCP Wiki: www.scp-wiki.net)
@@genericname8284 you forgot to mention what SCP stands for
Secure Contain Protect
Everyone : "omg the queen is so old"
Prince Phillip:am I a joke to you
The queen is 10-15 years older than my grandad.
I'm a discrase I forgot how old she is
@@abluerx7371 shes immortal
@@bigfoot2639 I know
Plot twist Prince Philip was her student
Well the queen isn't dead
4:03
*Jotaro Kujo joined the chat*
I’m about to go to school
And I’m watching
This at school
Right now.
@Moo Moo Matrix it’s summer vacation also we can’t go to school
Kitty Cat lol fax 📠 for real
@Kitty Cat Xactly
Moo Moo Matrix your school is cursed
Kitty Cat not for everyone, i have it tommorow.
"This is the fifth hole!"
But what's the fourth??
Edit: These were the answers I wanted, but I don't know if I needed...but thank you for the information though!
Edit 2: This whole reply section deserves to be on r/cursedcomments oh my God. XD
Edit 3: Forget Tumblr everyone here has -7 braincells and is extremely high. I love this.
eye
E y e s
Nose
Ears, according to family guy
Urethra, actually. It’s called peehole fucking and if I have to know this so do all of you
"What's with people and stepparents and step-siblings, what's going on here?"
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
7:12
Well, it's very easy for Ms. Incredible giving birth
Day 11 of asking Robin to say "I'm Robin, Teen Titans Go"
I will put my 25 dogs to hunt you down if you don't listen
Dude
That’s genius!
Teen titans go? Please edit this to say teen titans without the go, fuck that show.
F*ck teen titans go
y’all do realize he says “titans go” in both of them-?
I can't imagine anyone over 13 watching teen titans go unironically.
You aren't early, you're on time.
Tecnically the truth
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLIN' EVERYBODY!
Now that's a good point
4:14
Me: *Thinking of how many holes there are to use*
Also me: Whats the forth hole... 😳
yeah me 2 answer us people
@@twta2725 It's the ear dumbass
Ok but how?
@@aviatorraj7820 but what about the nose thats 6
@@twta2725 Honestly I have no idea
I laughed at the "i do not recognize the bodies in the lake" and then instantly remembered that The SCP Foundation Database traumatized me with that SCP
0:35 How To Train Your Sexual Dragon
Mega Man X4: Zero Sexual Cutscenes
Digimon: Childrens Sexual War Game/Our Sexual War Game
You did one of my favourite franchises so I'm multiplying the pain
This sparks joy: Robin from Emkay
This does not spark joy: *r/cursedcomments*
Yes it does.
5:59
Yes, bus driving license.
Yes, you need one to drive a bus.
Yes, you need a separate school bus endorsement to drive a school bus.
Yes, an RV _is_ every bit the same thing as a bus...but you don't need an endorsement on your license to drive one.
In the US, generally, anyway.
“Did he get the soul stone?”
Ah I too love Skyrim
Nobody:
Some kids in the chat : fIrSt
Nobody some random dude saying”nobody
Some kids in chat : fIrSt
Ah, yes. *THE CHAT*
Da first in da chat
Comment section*
Happy now?
@@madstudio6944 You can edit it.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not even a single atom:
Me: uses this stupid meme format
why do people feel the need to use that format
Carl Grimes idk
Isn’t it dead?
@@BuhBungus not quite, everyone is talking about how the stonks meme won't die, but not how this one won't, which is fine by me. it's just a meme. I don't give a shit.
vengful howl 2358 bruh I haven’t seen a stonks meme in forever
3:21 I thought he said “find tiny peoples in your mouth”
He did
OMG AT 8:25 WHEN HE SAYS "Kim Jong un" go back 10 seconds and it complets the sentence
Thumbnail: The Promised Land
Me, an intellectual: The Promised *NEVER* land
I'm not an intellectual, just a freaking weeb.
Thumbnail: THE PROMISED LAND
Me: THE PROMISED *CURSED* LAND
I know this isn't funny, but why not.
Omg I thought this as well
It looks like Dio sucked her fucking blood
I see u are a man of culture as well
Season 2 needs to come out already
I love waking up to new Emkay videos. Makes my day a little better
I love how emkay sometimes makes a extra cursed comment on top of a cursed comment
Me: The comments are cursed *but the thumbnail is also..*
Im not first, im not last, but when emkay uploads im hecka fast
Ahuna Ahmed yep
Me: shotgun the kid that is Camping
Everyone on the campsite:
Headshot!!
Ima make this kid have more holes than Narcia
@@carlwebber4094 not funny, didnt ora ora
6:26 this wheeze belongs in a museum
I saw the thumbnail and it instantly reminded me of the quit smoking commercial. "Be very careful shaving"
0:07 Then you remember they attack you.
Edit: ._.
:I
: l
:(
: l
(:I
0:39 "I like to see that version."
Sir, FBI would love to know your location.
Federal Bureau of Investigation are you my FBI agent?
Imagine emkay just has one specific narator for every r/
“You do not recognise the bodies in the water” is an SCP-2316 reference
6:27 *Inner demons being released*
"If you thicc, you thicc, that's all there is to it."
Now that's a statement we can all agree with!
I've watched Kermit is never gonna give you up so many times XD
I got the entire "Play Date" song by Melanie Martinez as an ad
Completely unrelated, but I just watched one of my dogs jump on my bed, knock my other dog in to my cat, and my cat went flying 15 feet into the window and fell down. Funniest thing I've seen all year. In other news, happy *NICE* Day everybody!
Lol
4:21 The moment you realize that you are a f*cking weeb because you remember the sidecharacters siblings name
One question. what anime is she from?
@@gaiashadow1599 she's from Haikyuu. Her name is Akane Yamamoto. Her brother is Taketora from the Nekoma Team. Think she's 14 or something like that
@Yaku Morisuke thx
Dude I got an ad about a voice recording thing but it was translating English into Japanese.
It said, “Take me to _Los Angeles_ and they were in japan.
Im uncomfortable in so many languages right now
-The Seagull
Honestly took me a while to get used to Robin’s voice on this channel but now he’s like my favorite.
2:48 Yeah, you better not recognize the bodies in the water.
_ｙｏｕｂｅｔｔｅｒｎｏｔ_
scp 2316
𝔂 𝓸 𝓾 𝓫 𝓮 𝓽 𝓽 𝓮 𝓻 𝓷 𝓸 𝓽
Bill?
I currently have food poisoning and this is keeping away the pain
8:44 "What is your favorite show with incest? Mine is the Flash". Did...did I miss an episode? LOL
"There's a category called "eyes penetration""
Me:*Quickly goes to see if it's true.
edit: I have seen stuff...
@napalm sticks to lolis I know that already both in hentai and in irl.
@@---Shiny428--- Well, I can't say it here cause of reasons but you can search it in any pornsite and you may find results. Trust me, it's reaaaaallly weird.
@@---Shiny428--- Well I mean it's your choice. I just here cursed with this knowledge and I don't mind it at all
eye have seen stuff
*_YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE NUMBERS IN THE WATER_*
Me an intellectual: I was unable to cant being late of being here.
....... Ah yes I see
No I do not
poopoo
No
I get it
“what’s good in the hood?”
a man of culture, i see.
Hey hey hey boys, did you know that in the process of cremation the body will be perfectly cooked at some point? Or the fact that cannibalism is technically legal? And that there was a man selling beef jerky made of human meat? Or that dust is mostly composed by dead skin cells which would mean you probably ate the cells of a dead person? That's it guys, thank you for letting me ruin your day.
10:19 can confirm. Been there, not taking any more chances my dude. I found an entire hitman web service in the dark web.
@「Ace」 my pleasure
Fun fact: human meat apparently tastes like venison.
4:14 what is the 4th hole?!
nose
I was searching the comments for an answer. I NEED TO KNOW.
Belly button... Duh
th-cam.com/video/dX_65fcjgGI/w-d-xo.html I think the comment refers to this.
I got a double crunch chip ad right after the part with the bite sized turtles 💀
"So what's the fourth hole on a woman?"
*THE STAB WOUND IN HER BACK.*
4:03 Jotaro approves this statement
Oh god.
You know you can scream anywhere anytime it isn’t illegal so
when the most cursed comments not from the reddit comments, but from robin's comments TO those comments
4:16 my grandfather has this. He got it to remove his throat cancer. They remove the insides of the throat and replace it with robotics. He can not swallow mucus so he has to remove it. He has a button in that area where he presses to talk. He can not , breathe through his head. He breathes through that hole. He can not smell or taste either. It might be disgusting for many other people, but it's not that bad. Thank you for reading
7 seconds
Rpg Master congrats first
This ie the first comment
Everything is good in the hood
"I donot recognise bodies in the lake"
_intense SCP fan breathin_
7:42 Right after it I got a publicity that started with ”Curiosity is one of the greatast quality !”
3:42 i'v seen this way to many times
eat dog=funny
eat cat=funny
eat=funny
ea=funny
e=funny
=funny
I wanna bleach my eyes out after looking at the thumbnail and seeing it in the video
THE MOST AKWARD THING TO SAY AT A FUNERAL IS...
The food here is to DIE for.
I left a cursed comment on a r/cursed comments, yay!
No one:
The SCP fans after they hear « i do not recognize the bodies in the water »:
Is this man one of our people
2:56 Just stick your hand in a fryer. Boom! You got fried hand chicken skin.
I recommend it: it's delicious :)
Don't even have to put the chicken on it! You already have skin! :)
@@adrianyates4434 So true:)
I keep getting a headspace ad at 5am
The ad saved me from the cursed ness
I remember Micheal.
He was a good dog
4:09
Why is no talking about Mcqueen with *lEgS?*
It’s to hot to be spoken of
Note to self, NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK WHILE WATCHING THESE VIDEOS. I was taking a sip of ginger ale right when 8:38 hit. Needless to say, I wound up covered in soda.
"Whats good in the hood...me robin"
BARZZ!
I didn't even know that the ears counted as a hole until today #fourthholes
Or eyes..
Or nostrils...
This is way too cursed
Wnk The lll of course there is holes. We don’t hear noises, sounds and voices through gamma waves. We have to have holes
Anyways, comment 2.4/5
@@thecommentreviewer2054 lol did you rate my comment username checks out