F35 Goes Gump

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @americanphoenix249
    @americanphoenix249 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2547

    The F22 and F35 can have a missile that shoots behind them but Grandpa Buff can't get a tail gun ? I call shenanigans

    • @NeoDFFXIV
      @NeoDFFXIV 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

      Who needs a tail gun when you're turning the very things that can shoot you down into heated glass?

    • @thegamingbluefiredragon428
      @thegamingbluefiredragon428 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      Who needs a Tail gun when the guys up there with you are mach 2 bumblebees?

    • @FallenMuse81
      @FallenMuse81 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      100% I support this.

    • @Doodelz02
      @Doodelz02 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Or even a BUFF tail hook? Shenanigans indeed!

    • @mattseller148
      @mattseller148 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Striaght up during the Vietnam war the B-52 got between 1-3 kills on MIG-21s with its tail gun, the US claims 2 while Vietnam admits to 1 BUT interestingly the 1 Vietnam admits too happened at a different time and place than eaither US claim. - Sadly all B-52 tail guns were removed post Gulf War.

  • @gcollins1992
    @gcollins1992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1215

    "I'm NOT superiority... I'm SUPREMACY. You keep fuckin' around, I'm gonna go for omnipotence." Might be the hardest line any of HLC's characters have ever dropped.

    • @MattBellzminion
      @MattBellzminion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It couldn't have gone any harder even if a Muse riff had been added to it.

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      f22 is supremacy, f35 is superawareness.
      put them together, along with some rocket systems on the ground and satellite systems in orbit, and you've pretty much got omnipotence

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      "Is... anyone going to tell him about NGAD?"
      "He knows, he's just in on the joke and waiting for Russia to find out."

    • @soonerfrac4611
      @soonerfrac4611 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Here’s the thing, The Kid doesn’t even have to land on the carrier after taking off. He’s going to land wherever he wants because it’s going to be recently “under new management” after he’s done!

    • @0giwan
      @0giwan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Came here to say this (the supremacy line).

  • @brovid-19
    @brovid-19 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1212

    "I'm not superiority, I'm supremecy".
    That went hard af

    • @chancellorgowron8992
      @chancellorgowron8992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      For real

    • @manyfaces2614
      @manyfaces2614 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Do I smell a shirt idea coming

    • @LoNoOr37
      @LoNoOr37 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep yep for real !!!

    • @Andy-gs1sm
      @Andy-gs1sm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Domination

    • @spaceemperorkarl121
      @spaceemperorkarl121 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Beat me to it. Shivers man, shivers.

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +289

    “Double check the locks on the hangar”
    Franklin’s got THUMBS, man.

    • @mikek0135
      @mikek0135 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Yeah, but he's passed out drunk.

    • @christianramirez1449
      @christianramirez1449 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@mikek0135wait till he wakes up with a hangover and an urge for dumpster diving for breakfast

    • @armageddon_gaming
      @armageddon_gaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@mikek0135 not only that, but franklin wouldn't do that to the kid

  • @mitlacek
    @mitlacek 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    "Im not superiority, im supremacy, you keep fucking around and i will go for omnipotence" is legendary

  • @MoonMoon-gu2ge
    @MoonMoon-gu2ge 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +890

    'you keep fucking around, im gonna go for omnipotence' what an absolute vibe.

    • @spartana1116
      @spartana1116 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Put that on a mug XD

    • @Acrophobia2
      @Acrophobia2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The NGAD knows all

    • @luckyleo25
      @luckyleo25 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@spartana1116 I will buy it!!!

    • @TheodoreBrosevelt
      @TheodoreBrosevelt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@spartana1116 That mug would be huge, but I'm all for buying another 72oz mug 😂

    • @vileon3
      @vileon3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes!!!

  • @TheBML2
    @TheBML2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2509

    Su57 breaks the law of physics by somehow being flyable

    • @johnshrabel5847
      @johnshrabel5847 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nibs7252
      @nibs7252 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      According to all known laws of aviation...

    • @A_Very_Angry_Fish_With_Knife
      @A_Very_Angry_Fish_With_Knife 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Ooooo Burn

    • @JudeWindisch
      @JudeWindisch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@nibs7252 he had to steal all the technology from bees.

    • @1djbecker
      @1djbecker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      There is no law of physics that says drywall screws can't fly.
      (I know, I know, "It was a prototype". But those prototype airframes were later reworked and counted as actual delivered 'combat aircraft'. And those weren't drywall screws, because all of the drywall is on the inside.)

  • @priximus2254
    @priximus2254 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +302

    The F-22 doesnt need to land, it will just keep flying by pure rage

    • @TOYMAK3R
      @TOYMAK3R 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      My mind immediately went to Vegeta from dragon ball abridged when his rage broke and he's screaming bloody murder through the air.😂

    • @droman608
      @droman608 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤬🤬🤬🇺🇸🦅💯😂🤣🤣

    • @eddferguson6069
      @eddferguson6069 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The F-22 flies out of spite.

    • @MrJoel9679
      @MrJoel9679 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Some KC-135 characters gonna get a call from Franklin.

    • @blendpinexus1416
      @blendpinexus1416 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      when the fuel tank runs out the engine thrust is gonna go from a pale blue to a red smoke inferno as the kid rockets towards your location with an intercept lust nothing can comprehend.

  • @Tactical_Pineaple
    @Tactical_Pineaple 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    F-35: “Going Gump.” *immediately does a perfect Forrest Gump impression* I fucking love it 😂😂

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    "im mixing Baby Oil and Thermite and calling it P-Diddy's Revenge" is a crazy buff statement, even now...

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm sure either some Army grunts or Marines are actually doing that right now... Due to boredom.

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@JaxMerrickwould that even make anything of value though

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JaxMerrick assuming no grunts have tried it before? That's brave. 🤣

    • @kami-ayron8910
      @kami-ayron8910 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Isn't this napalm? Lol (I'm kidding of course)

    • @rain321q
      @rain321q 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      sire that's naplam

  • @elizabethnisotis334
    @elizabethnisotis334 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +471

    I’m a 72 year old woman with absolutely zero idea what HLC is talking about the individual planes, missal systems, etc. But I absolutely love this channel 😂❣️😂 I learn from him than from any “world news” reports. I love The Kid and Franklin, and Buff the most. Thank you for making me laugh and learn!!

    • @MultiMachinegunner
      @MultiMachinegunner 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Missile*

    • @JS-gg3kh
      @JS-gg3kh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      This woman reminds me of the "Fort Hood Hug Lady". She was awesome 😎

    • @Ghosthorses
      @Ghosthorses 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Me as well! Im in my 40’s, and I have learned a lot from friends currently in the service, and a couple GWOT Vet friends, and over time plus many military videos, my algorithm that started by looking up what my friends talked about eventually led to HLC’s videos. I’m excited to know some of what he talks about, but I love when he teaches us too. Some of us didn’t serve but we love the ones who have, and learning about what they do and the weaponry makes it not so out of reach to me, and sure has made me respect them even more.

    • @JoPerry-by3wd
      @JoPerry-by3wd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Gee
      I'm a woman in my 60s, and now proud of how much I understand from these videos.

    • @firstoma2005
      @firstoma2005 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I’m 67. I’m the same as you, all my news come from HLC.

  • @eeik5150
    @eeik5150 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    My best friend passed away the day before Halloween. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages, this episode was 🔥🔥🔥. And I mean even before he passed.
    I needed this in the worst way. Thanks for the work you do. You’re aren’t allowed to be canceled.

  • @Kseudonym
    @Kseudonym 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +558

    Thermite and... baby oil? Someone call mythbusters, I'm morbidly curious.

    • @ethanmcgowan6926
      @ethanmcgowan6926 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      Quick Google search says baby oil is just mineral oil, which is flammable, but has a high ignition temperature. Well, comparatively high to other petroleum products, nothing short of a nuke is warm compared to thermite.
      So, basically it would be slippery, greasy, and burn everything with impunity, and water would be completely useless in putting it out.

    • @elizabethcohen4627
      @elizabethcohen4627 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@ethanmcgowan6926 yeah, but, i still want to get Mythbusters back to do this!😂😂😂

    • @epicslayerguy99
      @epicslayerguy99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ⁠@@ethanmcgowan6926so… basically the opposite of napalm?

    • @quentinchambon9362
      @quentinchambon9362 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@ethanmcgowan6926 So .... The modern day version of greek fire ?

    • @TheFungi1000
      @TheFungi1000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I mean it’s a petroleum product and thermite. Should be a real hoot and holler.

  • @CreamyGoodness
    @CreamyGoodness 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    1:59 **deeeeeep inhale**THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS AT ALL TIMES

    • @haydenunsell
      @haydenunsell 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHERE IT ISNT AT ALL TIMES

    • @CreamyGoodness
      @CreamyGoodness 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      BY SUBTRACTING WHERE IT IS FROM WHERE IT ISN'T, OR WHERE IT ISN'T FROM WHERE IT IS (WHICHEVER IS GREATER), IT OBTAINS A DIFFERENCE, OR DEVIATION

    • @veneroso3337
      @veneroso3337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@CreamyGoodnessWe have been through a lot. The memes. The laughs. The facts that the MIG-29 and an SU-30 could only have wet dreams of being an F/A 18.

    • @rovylern
      @rovylern 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The missile is eepy.

  • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
    @jed-henrywitkowski6470 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    As the son of an Army veteran and brother of a Marine veteran, I can see baby oil and thermite being a thing at the unit level without official authorization.

    • @LimeGreenMedic
      @LimeGreenMedic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When Marines Get Bored...Volume 6...

  • @Anand_chaudhary215
    @Anand_chaudhary215 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +696

    F22 omnipotence line is fucking fire
    650 like dang , and like from mister hlc himself , its my day today

    • @jasongibbs8175
      @jasongibbs8175 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That hit hard

    • @Jackyboy450
      @Jackyboy450 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Facts

    • @Mr.X2188
      @Mr.X2188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That might be the coldest thing the kid has ever said

    • @kylev8109
      @kylev8109 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This needs to be a patch on my wall.
      @HLC, have Franklin make a patch on bunker branding.

    • @aleksanderf4672
      @aleksanderf4672 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, that's basically the NGAD at this point

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    SU57s are like a box of chocolates, you never know how large their debris field is gonna get.

  • @christophersalgado4744
    @christophersalgado4744 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +811

    Dude, your Forrest Gump is impeccable!

    • @rjust2297
      @rjust2297 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Thank God Franklin is not in New York

    • @Makro3d
      @Makro3d 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And he can't even run!

    • @rjust2297
      @rjust2297 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Take it easy on the guy and he's made of titanium just like the hip replacements that I have. Hlc knows what I'm talking about. Titanium obtainium. I'm not really sure what that means but I would suggest to the will I want I want to go on without nevermind 😅 PRETTY much love you all night. For me love you long time LOL 🤣 completely t appreciate everybody. That was a Vietnam vet reference. Hang in there anyway 😜. Fun times 🇺🇸😘💯😎👍

    • @leroytheblackninjaturtle7066
      @leroytheblackninjaturtle7066 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn right!

  • @Thunder_6278
    @Thunder_6278 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Thanks! One of your best! Military technology & geopolitical dynamics in ten minutes. You're a bad mamajama!

  • @darthaceris
    @darthaceris 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    When I was at DLI, we gave the post raccoons Nutter Butters and White Wolf vodka. After a few ounces, wild raccoons get super pet-able.

  • @HammerOn-bu7gx
    @HammerOn-bu7gx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    ".. did he just say they're going to beat it together?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Coffee everywhere...

    • @MultiMachinegunner
      @MultiMachinegunner 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Now we'll have to get out the _butt caffeine_ 😂😂

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    F35 going Gump was the funniest thing I’ve heard today 😂. I burst out laughing at work and now my coworkers are looking at me 😅

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Makes me glad that I've retired, and my wife is used to my sense of humor. It was fricking great!

    • @jasonservary477
      @jasonservary477 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I did the same thing when he cracked that P Diddy joke 😂

    • @rajabouzeid8801
      @rajabouzeid8801 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Buttocks.

  • @celestialrenamon
    @celestialrenamon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +476

    0:40 Russia watched that dogfight scene from topgun and thought that’s how to actually dodge missiles.😂😂😂😂

    • @RoughNek72
      @RoughNek72 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂 yeah probably!!!

    • @RocklindGaming
      @RocklindGaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Lol I thought of that movie the moment he said cobra maneuver. God i cannot wait for then kid to get a intercept

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      The Su-57s in Top Gun Maverick actually performed BETTER than the real thing ... and an F-14 was still able to smoke 2 of them, both with guns.

    • @mrd1433
      @mrd1433 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I saw Topgun when it first came out with guys from my unit and we laughed at the crap they showed, the Tomcat was WAY more maneuverable than what they showed on screen. Flip that bugger up on its side and take off at a 90 degree angle from where it was going. Of course the pilot would get chewed out for pulling too many G's and stressing the air frame but oh well.

    • @celestialrenamon
      @celestialrenamon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@mrd1433 the plane is hard broke, maintenance is now pissed.🤣🤣

  • @josephnadeau6689
    @josephnadeau6689 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Thank you for clarifying the casualties part. Too many people think that casualties are deaths.

  • @GundamReviver
    @GundamReviver 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The f35 matrix style downloading personalities is never not gonna be funny 😂

  • @patjohn4142
    @patjohn4142 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    The Kid went hard with that Supremecy line

    • @Mr.X2188
      @Mr.X2188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think that's the best line the Kid has ever said

  • @Lexio3031
    @Lexio3031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

    “Life is like a box of chocolates, and you’re a dog in my metaphor if you F around.”

    • @anjumarareaper5128
      @anjumarareaper5128 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfortunately that line is in fact a simile. If you took out the like it would be a metaphor.

    • @Lexio3031
      @Lexio3031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anjumarareaper5128 I gotta commit, for Forrest Gump😅

    • @ZacharyJClark
      @ZacharyJClark 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@anjumarareaper5128
      It's hard when your ass met-a-four foot deep foot in it.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anjumarareaper5128 but if you say "life _is",_ then everything _after_ that _is_ a metaphor.

  • @troublesome3546
    @troublesome3546 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +291

    Clicked faster than Russia could say Hypersonic.

    • @davydovua
      @davydovua 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      To be fair to Russian claims of hypersonics, their Zircon missiles are maneuverable and ungodly fast for a cruise missile. They're the only ones that can reliably dodge previous-gen Patriots here around Kyiv with at least 2 out of 3 actually getting through without relying on saturation attacks. But those are from official Ukrainian sources and some second-hand reports, I can't make a first-hand account of those.
      I can make one about Kinzhals though, those might be inefficient and not actually any better than standard Iskander-Ms, but they make the second scariest fucking sound ever. The double sonic boom seconds before the impact, it's like the world is coming apart at the seams. Why only second scariest? Because the damn Shaheds are worse. The Kinzhal comes out of the blue and disappears, five seconds of shitting yourself and then you're fine. When a stray Shahed manages to get through though? It can be heard coming from miles away, slowly approaching, ever closer, and up until the moment the pitch of the motor starts to rise again you don't know if it has your name on it or not.
      Oof. Sorry for swerving into a rant here, but thank you for the opportunity to get it out of my system. I'll be going to sleep soon to the soothing clatter of AA guns. God bless America for the Patriots and Germany for Gepards and Skynex'es.

    • @davydovua
      @davydovua 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      On that note, a message to everyone: you wanna help Ukraine at minimal risk of escalation and taxpayers' money expenditure? PUSH. FOR. MORE. SANCTIONS. None of Russia's flying death scrap would be flying without the smuggled Western electronics.

    • @ObiWanShinobi917
      @ObiWanShinobi917 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@davydovuaif you look at the areas the Zircons are targeting, you'll find that they never target the same area for too long.
      Do some more investigating, and you'll find out that Patriot batteries are insanely good at intercepting any kind of missile the closer they are to the target area. That's how the Patriot PAC missile was designed, to be IN the line of fire.
      Put two and two together, and you'll realize that the Russians are making educated guesses as to where the Patriot batteries are located, and then firing only at targets that are located at an "off" aspect to the Patriots, where it's much harder for the PACS to make the intercept due to the angle and travel route.
      But then, because Ukraine can move it's patriots to cover the area, the Russians stop shooting at that area, because they know if the Patriot is positioned close to the target, not a single Zircon is getting through.
      It's also why they don't bother shooting at the Patriot itself. They know it's a waste of ammunition.
      ?😂?

    • @TiddlesTheToroise
      @TiddlesTheToroise 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In the wonderful words of Homer Simpson: “NERDDDDD”

    • @kylezdancewicz7346
      @kylezdancewicz7346 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@davydovuaIt can somewhat contend with previous gen air defense.
      Why do people still think Russia could seriously win a full blown conventional war against NATO.

  • @bbandit4243
    @bbandit4243 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Seriously one of the funniest yet. Between the Gump translation and the drinking game...golden!

  • @TheBigbum1974
    @TheBigbum1974 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Oh no. He's branching out to impressions.
    One day we'll hear "Going TFE" and have a plane talk like Nic.

  • @user-in6te4bt5e
    @user-in6te4bt5e 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    As a former IAF Eagle crew chief, I really appreciate the energy and nostalgia your videos bring. They remind me of the incredible days I spent working on the F-15s-truly some of the best years of my life. Fun fact: about 20 years ago, the first four F-15 prototypes were still active and flying combat missions. It was an honor to work on those legendary aircraft, and your content captures that spirit perfectly. Keep it up, and thanks for the memories!

    • @FirstDagger
      @FirstDagger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It is wild still seeing F-15D tail 957 flying into combat, given her history of losing a wing.

  • @korbell1089
    @korbell1089 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    Baby oil and thermite together, you can exfoliate AND soften the skin of your enemy at the same time!🤣🤣

  • @jeffreyallen2778
    @jeffreyallen2778 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Buff is killing it lately. The Diddy joke got me. Thank God I swallowed my coffee before he said it.

    • @WillRosfeld
      @WillRosfeld 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Buff: their beating together?
      Me: NK troops are addicted to porn rn so… yes?

  • @scottcunningham4525
    @scottcunningham4525 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    The video that are goanna come out when the F22 actually gets an intercept are going to be EPIC.

    • @axelamps1279
      @axelamps1279 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We all long for that day.

  • @isaiahrohrs2683
    @isaiahrohrs2683 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Fun fact: baby oil is often used to plasticize thermite to make it useful as a putty like you see in movies. So yeah, the U.S. has probably done it at some point or another...

  • @xEJCBx
    @xEJCBx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    "He's been passed out for 16 hours." LMFAO

    • @kevinerbs2778
      @kevinerbs2778 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      IT WAS HIS IDEA!

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xEJCBx I'm just relieved, how did he not go into alcoholic coma immediately?

  • @viperz3r016
    @viperz3r016 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Made my Friday HLC, made a 35 maintainer happy with that Gump Mode.

  • @tssteelx
    @tssteelx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    I'm surprised the wood screws can take the strain of a cobra maneuver.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@tssteelx I'm surprised they aren't doing barrel rolls. I was gonna make a joke about starfox being used as a flight combat simulator... Then I realized, shit, why doesn't the u.s. have arwings yet? I want starfox to actually be a combat simulator. I know they got the pockets for it

    • @delphy2478
      @delphy2478 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      historically speaking, the russians will build their planes far heavier so that they can survive maneuvers like that, at the cost of maximum range and fuel rates being astonomical

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@brovid-19 No dude we need T-65 X-Wings more than we need ArWings.

    • @BizarreCoyote
      @BizarreCoyote 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@michaelbenjmitchell1 whynotboth.jpg

    • @tssteelx
      @tssteelx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelbenjmitchell1 of were talking about fictional space craft, he fighters from lost in space are probably with in our reach.

  • @SethBeck
    @SethBeck 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Aerodynamics for Naval Aviators in a Gump voice! Well done.

  • @AnErrantArcher
    @AnErrantArcher 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That title made me think F35 forgot his GUMPS check...should've known better: no prop.

  • @jennifermiller7802
    @jennifermiller7802 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    I must say I've raised 3 raccoons your portrayal of them is very accurate. They do love beer

  • @LinJen2
    @LinJen2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Oh, my freaking hell!!!!!!! Your Gump is fantastic. LMAO. And believe me, I could use a little off the ass. As a 62 year old grandma with a son who has Autism, he knows the ins and outs of the planes, ships, tanks, etc. He showed me the channel, and it is the first thing I look for in my notifications. 6 T-shirts later, and hoodies being ordered because hell, it's cold in Idaho where I'm at. If there is an HLC addiction support group, I'm not going. I love this addiction😂

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Lol that's awesome I'm so thankful for the support of my multiple personalities

  • @usmc1979034
    @usmc1979034 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    lol. Franklin being hammered on the drinking game he came up with awesome. The whole Oprah thing is golden. It’s like HIMARs. You get a HIMARs, You get a HIMARs everyone gets a HIMARs. Oh love grandpa BUFF. He’s the drunk uncle at the holiday parties that don’t give a eff.

  • @kamilspletsteser6837
    @kamilspletsteser6837 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love this series so much! Greetings from Little European Texas!

    • @axelamps1279
      @axelamps1279 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      cześć z Wielkiej Brytanii :-)

  • @kirishima.nue13
    @kirishima.nue13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The 22s and 35s don't like back shots, but they can certainly dish out behind the back shots

  • @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131
    @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    I dunno, Thermite + Baby oil sounds like a fun saturday evening to me.

    • @kineticstar
      @kineticstar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      29 Palms house party confirmed! The Marine Corp Commandant will not be happy.

    • @christophersalgado4744
      @christophersalgado4744 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@kineticstar I can see some dudes trying to sneak some into a porta john on deployment.

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I laughed too hard at you saying that!

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thermite + Baby oil = one _hell_ of an exfoliant.

    • @knight838_
      @knight838_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is why they give weekend safety briefings.

  • @toddlosure4793
    @toddlosure4793 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Sitting in the woods hunting, see HLC notification, press play immediately!

    • @darkfoxxbunyip
      @darkfoxxbunyip 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Deer watching along over your shoulder

    • @ragnartwrii744
      @ragnartwrii744 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Nah Franklin’s cousins are watching from above the canopy

    • @Starlight-yk7pk
      @Starlight-yk7pk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The rabbit eating your trap sees video: sits on your head cx

    • @Starlight-yk7pk
      @Starlight-yk7pk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@darkfoxxbunyipyou beat my idea by 9 min cx

    • @runnereh
      @runnereh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Still more combat experience than the kid

  • @josephvarno5623
    @josephvarno5623 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    Can target stuff behind me.
    Boy, somebody took the movie Firefox movie like a challenge.

    • @usmc1979034
      @usmc1979034 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@josephvarno5623 I swear it was probably some Genx engineer who was working late one night trying to design systems for 35 and 22 and decided to put on Firefox for a break and it was like a lightbulb went off. “What if we designed the plane to shoot a missile behind it?”

    • @darkriku12
      @darkriku12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@usmc1979034 remember, Gen X was the last generation in which white power and kegs were still very encouraged in corporate environments. Of course they designed it for fun and extra credit.

    • @articbear23
      @articbear23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Id like to see a modern version of that movie . Eastwood's character is awesome.
      CGI will be so much better.

    • @DeadGamesSociety
      @DeadGamesSociety 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      From what i recall, F15C and Rhino/Growlers can do it too....

  • @Roadiedave
    @Roadiedave 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Air Force guy here. Talking to pilots they told me that the Cobra maneuver is like a better Top Gun "hit the brakes" move, and that it can possibly dodge a missile the first time... the FIRST. But you bleed of all your airspeed and maneuvering ability and you're literally a sitting duck for a follow-up shot or guns till you get your nose down.

  • @iakatat2
    @iakatat2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “I actually care about my people”
    ……The VA has left the chat

  • @legopi1
    @legopi1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    The idea that the US only has issues with alcohol being given to a Raccoon and not to The Kid is the most unbelievable part of this

    • @alexandercaires5921
      @alexandercaires5921 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The kid's old enough to serve. He's old enough to partake in adult beverages. What sailer or soldier doesn't drink?

    • @artemiscrimson
      @artemiscrimson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Eh it’ll be calming after the amphetamine laced jet fuel I assume all pilots and their f22’s run on

  • @commanderknight9314
    @commanderknight9314 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    The Swedes have ironically successfully used the cobra maneuver to mess with Russians on occasion.

    • @todydn
      @todydn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well its sorta a right of oassge for sweden poland and finland to fuck with russia to the point its a stabding meme for nearly as long as memes have existed it could possibly be the first meme

    • @konzetsu6068
      @konzetsu6068 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      the Swedes invented it with J-35 Draken being the first airframe that could pull it off. In Swedish it was called "kort parad" tl 'Short Parade'

  • @qrowbranwen1864
    @qrowbranwen1864 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    You mean to tell me, a videogame lied to me? How dare you, Ace Combat!

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      To be fair to Ace Combat, their missile systems suck. They went all out on superweapons that their missile budget is nil. How else do you explain the longest range missiles being about 10km?

  • @mikeberardi7441
    @mikeberardi7441 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Another great episode! Loving the longer videos lately HLC keep it up!

  • @SkywarpG1X
    @SkywarpG1X 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ngl a Naval F-22 sounds amazing. I'm day dreaming about it now.

  • @quasimotto8653
    @quasimotto8653 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    "Casualties" basically means any men/soldiers involuntarily removed from combat. So deserters and POWs also count as casualties of war.

    • @michaelmarsh1723
      @michaelmarsh1723 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I'm kinda glad that it doesn't just mean 700k dead russian men, and let me explain why. Being crippled or whatever for sure sucks, but at least SOME of those men who can't serve any longer can still go home and help replace the ones that didn't come back so that the country has a future, instead of basically missing a generation of men.

    • @Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma
      @Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelmarsh1723 There's also another plus. The "going back home" guys will burden already struggling social security budget and commit more *redacted*, spread misery and generally lower the morale of potential new recruits.

    • @quasimotto8653
      @quasimotto8653 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@michaelmarsh1723 That's true and I agree with you on a personal level; having a dad, son, brother, etc come back injured is obviously better than not having them come back at all.
      But from a cold, hard logistical, economic standpoint............it's harder on the family AND on the Russian government.
      And the Russian government being what they are..........I am sure they let a lot of the most severely wounded soldiers die. I'd bet money that they help some of them along in the "dying process".

    • @davidr1676
      @davidr1676 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@michaelmarsh1723more likely they are causing others to not want to fight, not by talking either

    • @cherry9787
      @cherry9787 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's horrifically sad that 700 Thousand Russians are permanently injured or dead, all for the sake of...what exactly? The US isn't a Saint, but at least we care about our soldiers coming home.

  • @jdreese7248
    @jdreese7248 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    I almost spit my coffee on the buff joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrisb9960
      @chrisb9960 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, I’m gonna have to remember that one.

  • @lupenngrimpaw936
    @lupenngrimpaw936 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Ho-ly mother of mercy that Supremacy line was FIRE.

  • @SilasM5612
    @SilasM5612 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:49 this is one of my favorite jokes from this guy

    • @georgedavey1339
      @georgedavey1339 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of the most genuinely funny bits I’ve seen from the kid.

    • @IT-sq5rj
      @IT-sq5rj หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm Batman

  • @joshuahill1246
    @joshuahill1246 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There's not enough like buttons for this video. From start to finish, it was chef's kiss.

  • @jimmy-buffett
    @jimmy-buffett 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "Frankly I'm a little concerned that I don't know who it is at this point in time. I probably do, just, John Q public doesn't, you know what I'm saying?"
    Exactly.

    • @Doodelz02
      @Doodelz02 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm thinking it may have been to Poland ... 'cause Poland!
      (Nah, in truth, they have way more discriminating sense ... but still ... Poland!) 😝

  • @MarylandMatt
    @MarylandMatt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    New Franklin slogan: Remember there is no "trash cannot" only "trash can"

  • @vallettapetracyneran8587
    @vallettapetracyneran8587 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Poor kid. He just wants an intercept. Let him eat.

  • @mire2801
    @mire2801 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As soon as I heard the F35 in Gump mode, I gave this a thumbs up.

  • @bradyf698
    @bradyf698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Forrest Gump is a fantastic film

  • @jacob_90s
    @jacob_90s 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    **Insert Tropic Thunder quote here**

    • @Hoopty91
      @Hoopty91 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Im just a dude disguised as dude, playing another dude!

    • @Typexviiib
      @Typexviiib 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would never go that far

    • @AJ-nh8ik
      @AJ-nh8ik 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You never go full *damn I miss the days of being able to use this word*

  • @NewfieOn2Wheels
    @NewfieOn2Wheels 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Man, going full gump is wild

  • @Zenoferrum
    @Zenoferrum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    37 seconds? Might be a record for me

    • @-Chandelier-
      @-Chandelier- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My best is 16

    • @onenutoo
      @onenutoo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My best is 7 minutes. I'm normally still asleep

    • @rokker17
      @rokker17 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've got a game with the lady about who shares these first. We've gotten to single digits. It's kinda sad if I'm honest but fun all the same lol

  • @math925
    @math925 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I'm not superiority, I'm supremacy. And if you keep messing around, I'm going to go for omnipotence" goes **SO** hard. Great video.

  • @Aminuts2009
    @Aminuts2009 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Since the F-4 Phantoms, the Air Force and Navy has had an obsession with a do it all aircraft. The F-35 finally fits that bill. And with V/STOL capabilities that make it more versatile and potent. I mean we gotta give the Marine aviators something to do.

    • @Snipergoat1
      @Snipergoat1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's pretty important for the Navy. As big as a carrier is there is not a lot of space to hold specialized aircraft. You really have to have a do everything platform.

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    “I’m not superiority. I’m supremacy”. Can’t argue with that.

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    F-35s daddy makes grease-suh

  • @darkhorse13golfgaming
    @darkhorse13golfgaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Grandpa Buff , F-15 and the Kid have been rubbing off on our favorite flying supercomputer I see 😂

  • @Razgriz619
    @Razgriz619 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    6:56 p.diddy's revenge 😂😂😂

  • @joseandujar5881
    @joseandujar5881 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    3:05 😂lmao, he's been passed out for 16 hours...

  • @AnimarchyHistory
    @AnimarchyHistory 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    I own every single book ever written about the Su-57. I have every piece of OSINT on that aircraft on a hard-drive including RCS estimates.
    So believe me when I say this. I will eat snails and speak French in public… on a live stream. Before anyone takes delivery of one of those abortions of aviation.

    • @random40kfan57
      @random40kfan57 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Look man I think I know that country, cause I am living in that country and the only reason I think that our govt is agreeing to it is BCS f35 is expensive we are still nowhere near in our development phase and Russia is an old weapon supplier and ally

    • @ericmyrs
      @ericmyrs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What's your take on Millenium 7*'s take on the VKS?

    • @jloiben12
      @jloiben12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean if they travel back in time 30 years someone may be willing to buy it

    • @rohesilmnelohe
      @rohesilmnelohe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh please don't speak French in public... For the love of god...
      Speak German with a blocked nose instead.

    • @michaelimbesi2314
      @michaelimbesi2314 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If somebody does, we’re going to hold you to that. I don’t think it’s ever going to happen, but if it does, we will. Though for the sake of fairness, Belarus doesn’t count as a separate country for the purposes of that bet because it’s a Russian puppet state.

  • @iamnolegend2519
    @iamnolegend2519 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Need to find a punch line for: “Have you heard of the P Diddy cocktail ?”

  • @johnathantague1246
    @johnathantague1246 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for pointing out what casualties means. So many people don’t know what it means and it’s frustrating

  • @davidr1676
    @davidr1676 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is a good thing to make me laugh after recently losing 2 people who were important in my happiness and another who moved further away. This Gump is amazingly funny. I need to watch again, i lost track of the video while laughing.

  • @clown7871
    @clown7871 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    bro russia is having trouble selling their su-57 while poland is begging for the f-22

    • @redneckchemotherapy8750
      @redneckchemotherapy8750 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If poland doesn't get their hands on an F-22 soon they'll end up Strategically Transferring Equipment to an Alternate Location

    • @austinestep8461
      @austinestep8461 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@redneckchemotherapy8750 honestly probably be easier to just have a couple 22s get “misplaced” with one of the 7,000 shipments of weapons going to Poland.

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      poland is european texas. they would buy mediaval knights armour made of kevlar if we started selling it.

    • @austinestep8461
      @austinestep8461 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@halogeek6 well yeah if we made medieval knight armor made of Kevlar it would work

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@austinestep8461 of course it would work. that doesnt mean it would be cost effective or practical. its a very texan thing to have.

  • @Nomadic_Gaming
    @Nomadic_Gaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    japan casually doing blessing ceremonies for their us made jets

    • @J4nT3mpl4r
      @J4nT3mpl4r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      They know the machine spirits crave blood😂

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@J4nT3mpl4r The Mechanicus approves of this action.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And may said jets serve them well. 🇺🇸 🤝 🇯🇵

    • @Nomadic_Gaming
      @Nomadic_Gaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ jet-kuns ready to isekai some enemies of glorious shogunate

  • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
    @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "The SU-57 is like a box of chocolates. We could make it in like an hour".

  • @axelamps1279
    @axelamps1279 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The download sound at 1:12 I fu*king snorted LMFAO

  • @AutumnsMom
    @AutumnsMom 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You Always make my day better. Thank you HLC. You're the GOAT.

  • @michaelgundel8168
    @michaelgundel8168 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When the kid and Franklin were taking shots that has kraked me up I'm laughing my effing ass off.

  • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
    @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Too many one liners to pick the Best! You Rock HLC!😂😂😂😂

  • @jayfromtheredneckriviera7956
    @jayfromtheredneckriviera7956 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    P diddys revenge had me dieing

  • @domin8ss
    @domin8ss 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "F35s on paper have finally seen combat." Nope. A few years ago an aviation magazine published a story about F35s having engaged Chinese J20s. I then engaged in a casual convo with somebody I know that is an Intel Officer. Their eyes got huge and he asked how I knew. I told him about the magazine. At that point he simply confirmed it was true. Therefore, the magazine story was the first time on paper F35s saw combat.

  • @patriotismatitsfinest3543
    @patriotismatitsfinest3543 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "im putting together baby oil and thermite. i call it P-Diddy"s revenge" i lost, ive never laughed so hard at a youtube video in my life

  • @appo9357
    @appo9357 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    2:23 use to be called a tail gunner 👍🏼

  • @Hypastpist
    @Hypastpist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    So you're telling me * SMACKS LIPS * THAT THE * EATS A SNICKER * F35's MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS!?

    • @byronfretz8201
      @byronfretz8201 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes! Because it knows where it isnt!

  • @TheCourier06
    @TheCourier06 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Great Forrest Gump impression

  • @TheSybermedic
    @TheSybermedic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The F-35 going "Gump Mode" is just EPIC! When "Beast Mode" isn't enough switch to "GUMP MODE"!

  • @gwall1789
    @gwall1789 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I agree with Russia. Those casualty numbers are grossly over exaggerated. Especially since Russia sends its wounded soldiers, no matter how badly wounded, back to the front lines to di…….I mean keep fighting.

    • @Typexviiib
      @Typexviiib 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Totally exaggerated. Thats why russia keeps getting like 30k more troops every month and their forces never get any bigger.

  • @davelopez4046
    @davelopez4046 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    🤣 Going Gump! 🤣Awesomeness just pure awesomeness.🤣
    ...And the BUT-TOCKS at the end.🤣🤌

  • @aurorauplinks
    @aurorauplinks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Dear MR HLC. Tell The habitual line breaker i like his longer videos. very nice!
    I thought asking HLC to tell himself i like his videos would make sense... since he has all those great plane personalities :D

  • @James_Stan808
    @James_Stan808 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Su-57 "Ha! I am king of airspace"
    F-35 "let me ask... what is a king to a supercomputer god?"
    F-22 "and what is a god to a... uh..."
    Franklin *drunk raccoon noises*
    F-22 "yeah, what he said"

  • @ShadowStrike28
    @ShadowStrike28 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The level of sibling rivalry between 35 and 22 is just next level. When they finally get deployed together, it's going to be sick!

  • @berrie-nice-to-meet-you
    @berrie-nice-to-meet-you 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Aw man, looking up the canceled navy Sea Raptor program, we almost got a swing-wing F22. The Kid could have been a transformer, this isn't fair!

  • @eonmusic00001
    @eonmusic00001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Really glad HLC brought up the difference between air superiority and air supremacy