There is no law of physics that says drywall screws can't fly. (I know, I know, "It was a prototype". But those prototype airframes were later reworked and counted as actual delivered 'combat aircraft'. And those weren't drywall screws, because all of the drywall is on the inside.)
Striaght up during the Vietnam war the B-52 got between 1-3 kills on MIG-21s with its tail gun, the US claims 2 while Vietnam admits to 1 BUT interestingly the 1 Vietnam admits too happened at a different time and place than eaither US claim. - Sadly all B-52 tail guns were removed post Gulf War.
Take it easy on the guy and he's made of titanium just like the hip replacements that I have. Hlc knows what I'm talking about. Titanium obtainium. I'm not really sure what that means but I would suggest to the will I want I want to go on without nevermind 😅 PRETTY much love you all night. For me love you long time LOL 🤣 completely t appreciate everybody. That was a Vietnam vet reference. Hang in there anyway 😜. Fun times 🇺🇸😘💯😎👍
I’m a 72 year old woman with absolutely zero idea what HLC is talking about the individual planes, missal systems, etc. But I absolutely love this channel 😂❣️😂 I learn from him than from any “world news” reports. I love The Kid and Franklin, and Buff the most. Thank you for making me laugh and learn!!
Quick Google search says baby oil is just mineral oil, which is flammable, but has a high ignition temperature. Well, comparatively high to other petroleum products, nothing short of a nuke is warm compared to thermite. So, basically it would be slippery, greasy, and burn everything with impunity, and water would be completely useless in putting it out.
I saw Topgun when it first came out with guys from my unit and we laughed at the crap they showed, the Tomcat was WAY more maneuverable than what they showed on screen. Flip that bugger up on its side and take off at a 90 degree angle from where it was going. Of course the pilot would get chewed out for pulling too many G's and stressing the air frame but oh well.
"I'm NOT superiority... I'm SUPREMACY. You keep fuckin' around, I'm gonna go for omnipotence." Might be the hardest line any of HLC's characters have ever dropped.
I'm kinda glad that it doesn't just mean 700k dead russian men, and let me explain why. Being crippled or whatever for sure sucks, but at least SOME of those men who can't serve any longer can still go home and help replace the ones that didn't come back so that the country has a future, instead of basically missing a generation of men.
@@michaelmarsh1723 There's also another plus. The "going back home" guys will burden already struggling social security budget and commit more *redacted*, spread misery and generally lower the morale of potential new recruits.
@@michaelmarsh1723 That's true and I agree with you on a personal level; having a dad, son, brother, etc come back injured is obviously better than not having them come back at all. But from a cold, hard logistical, economic standpoint............it's harder on the family AND on the Russian government. And the Russian government being what they are..........I am sure they let a lot of the most severely wounded soldiers die. And I'd bet money that they help some of them along in the "dying process".
My best friend passed away the day before Halloween. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages, this episode was 🔥🔥🔥. And I mean even before he passed. I needed this in the worst way. Thanks for the work you do. You’re aren’t allowed to be canceled.
@@tssteelx I'm surprised they aren't doing barrel rolls. I was gonna make a joke about starfox being used as a flight combat simulator... Then I realized, shit, why doesn't the u.s. have arwings yet? I want starfox to actually be a combat simulator. I know they got the pockets for it
historically speaking, the russians will build their planes far heavier so that they can survive maneuvers like that, at the cost of maximum range and fuel rates being astonomical
To be fair to Russian claims of hypersonics, their Zircon missiles are maneuverable and ungodly fast for a cruise missile. They're the only ones that can reliably dodge previous-gen Patriots here around Kyiv with at least 2 out of 3 actually getting through without relying on saturation attacks. But those are from official Ukrainian sources and some second-hand reports, I can't make a first-hand account of those. I can make one about Kinzhals though, those might be inefficient and not actually any better than standard Iskander-Ms, but they make the second scariest fucking sound ever. The double sonic boom seconds before the impact, it's like the world is coming apart at the seams. Why only second scariest? Because the damn Shaheds are worse. The Kinzhal comes out of the blue and disappears, five seconds of shitting yourself and then you're fine. When a stray Shahed manages to get through though? It can be heard coming from miles away, slowly approaching, ever closer, and up until the moment the pitch of the motor starts to rise again you don't know if it has your name on it or not. Oof. Sorry for swerving into a rant here, but thank you for the opportunity to get it out of my system. I'll be going to sleep soon to the soothing clatter of AA guns. God bless America for the Patriots and Germany for Gepards and Skynex'es.
On that note, a message to everyone: you wanna help Ukraine at minimal risk of escalation and taxpayers' money expenditure? PUSH. FOR. MORE. SANCTIONS. None of Russia's flying death scrap would be flying without the smuggled Western electronics.
@@davydovuaif you look at the areas the Zircons are targeting, you'll find that they never target the same area for too long. Do some more investigating, and you'll find out that Patriot batteries are insanely good at intercepting any kind of missile the closer they are to the target area. That's how the Patriot PAC missile was designed, to be IN the line of fire. Put two and two together, and you'll realize that the Russians are making educated guesses as to where the Patriot batteries are located, and then firing only at targets that are located at an "off" aspect to the Patriots, where it's much harder for the PACS to make the intercept due to the angle and travel route. But then, because Ukraine can move it's patriots to cover the area, the Russians stop shooting at that area, because they know if the Patriot is positioned close to the target, not a single Zircon is getting through. It's also why they don't bother shooting at the Patriot itself. They know it's a waste of ammunition. ?😂?
As a former IAF Eagle crew chief, I really appreciate the energy and nostalgia your videos bring. They remind me of the incredible days I spent working on the F-15s-truly some of the best years of my life. Fun fact: about 20 years ago, the first four F-15 prototypes were still active and flying combat missions. It was an honor to work on those legendary aircraft, and your content captures that spirit perfectly. Keep it up, and thanks for the memories!
@@josephvarno5623 I swear it was probably some Genx engineer who was working late one night trying to design systems for 35 and 22 and decided to put on Firefox for a break and it was like a lightbulb went off. “What if we designed the plane to shoot a missile behind it?”
@@usmc1979034 remember, Gen X was the last generation in which white power and kegs were still very encouraged in corporate environments. Of course they designed it for fun and extra credit.
@@redneckchemotherapy8750 honestly probably be easier to just have a couple 22s get “misplaced” with one of the 7,000 shipments of weapons going to Poland.
I own every single book ever written about the Su-57. I have every piece of OSINT on that aircraft on a hard-drive including RCS estimates. So believe me when I say this. I will eat snails and speak French in public… on a live stream. Before anyone takes delivery of one of those abortions of aviation.
Look man I think I know that country, cause I am living in that country and the only reason I think that our govt is agreeing to it is BCS f35 is expensive we are still nowhere near in our development phase and Russia is an old weapon supplier and ally
If somebody does, we’re going to hold you to that. I don’t think it’s ever going to happen, but if it does, we will. Though for the sake of fairness, Belarus doesn’t count as a separate country for the purposes of that bet because it’s a Russian puppet state.
To be fair to Ace Combat, their missile systems suck. They went all out on superweapons that their missile budget is nil. How else do you explain the longest range missiles being about 10km?
lol. Franklin being hammered on the drinking game he came up with awesome. The whole Oprah thing is golden. It’s like HIMARs. You get a HIMARs, You get a HIMARs everyone gets a HIMARs. Oh love grandpa BUFF. He’s the drunk uncle at the holiday parties that don’t give a eff.
"Frankly I'm a little concerned that I don't know who it is at this point in time. I probably do, just, John Q public doesn't, you know what I'm saying?" Exactly.
Oh, my freaking hell!!!!!!! Your Gump is fantastic. LMAO. And believe me, I could use a little off the ass. As a 62 year old grandma with a son who has Autism, he knows the ins and outs of the planes, ships, tanks, etc. He showed me the channel, and it is the first thing I look for in my notifications. 6 T-shirts later, and hoodies being ordered because hell, it's cold in Idaho where I'm at. If there is an HLC addiction support group, I'm not going. I love this addiction😂
Well its sorta a right of oassge for sweden poland and finland to fuck with russia to the point its a stabding meme for nearly as long as memes have existed it could possibly be the first meme
This is wrong on so many levels and I love it! Call me when Franklin wakes up. I want to make sure I have all the correct details on how the game is played. 🥃 🥃 Research… have to be sure. Don’t judge me.
A box of chocolates has labels telling you which chocolates are what, and usually you will be hit with a radar guided missile shortly after you realize it has lock
Dear MR HLC. Tell The habitual line breaker i like his longer videos. very nice! I thought asking HLC to tell himself i like his videos would make sense... since he has all those great plane personalities :D
I agree with Russia. Those casualty numbers are grossly over exaggerated. Especially since Russia sends its wounded soldiers, no matter how badly wounded, back to the front lines to di…….I mean keep fighting.
Glad you’re feeling better HLC! Crazy times we live in, can’t thank you enough for putting a smile on our faces and sharing your knowledge of the goofy stuff the Ruskies are trying to pull off.
Since the F-4 Phantoms, the Air Force and Navy has had an obsession with a do it all aircraft. The F-35 finally fits that bill. And with V/STOL capabilities that make it more versatile and potent. I mean we gotta give the Marine aviators something to do.
As the son of an Army veteran and brother of a Marine veteran, I can see baby oil and thermite being a thing at the unit level without official authorization.
The Swedes were doing the "Cobra Maneuver" back in the 1950s and were using it for training. Also, many Cinese were laughing at the crude construction of the Su-57, with its misaligned panels, protruding rivets, and bolts holding on parts of the skin.
Not only do they have to detect them first, they also have to be about 30 miles from their current position. I blame Top Gun for making people think that modern aircraft can even see each other when they shoot them down.
I was listening to you while buying a car wash. Forrest jump came in and then an attendant came up behind me. He didn’t even say anything and looked at me awkward.
lol funny thing is the Gump bit fits the book Gump perfectly. i didn't even know our aircraft could shoot behind themselves with missiles... learned something new today lol "P-Diddy's Revenge"!!
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Su57 breaks the law of physics by somehow being flyable
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
According to all known laws of aviation...
Ooooo Burn
@@nibs7252 he had to steal all the technology from bees.
There is no law of physics that says drywall screws can't fly.
(I know, I know, "It was a prototype". But those prototype airframes were later reworked and counted as actual delivered 'combat aircraft'. And those weren't drywall screws, because all of the drywall is on the inside.)
The F22 and F35 can have a missile that shoots behind them but Grandpa Buff can't get a tail gun ? I call shenanigans
Who needs a tail gun when you're turning the very things that can shoot you down into heated glass?
Who needs a Tail gun when the guys up there with you are mach 2 bumblebees?
100% I support this.
Or even a BUFF tail hook? Shenanigans indeed!
Striaght up during the Vietnam war the B-52 got between 1-3 kills on MIG-21s with its tail gun, the US claims 2 while Vietnam admits to 1 BUT interestingly the 1 Vietnam admits too happened at a different time and place than eaither US claim. - Sadly all B-52 tail guns were removed post Gulf War.
"I'm not superiority, I'm supremecy".
That went hard af
For real
Do I smell a shirt idea coming
Yep yep for real !!!
Domination
'you keep fucking around, im gonna go for omnipotence' what an absolute vibe.
Put that on a mug XD
The NGAD knows all
@@spartana1116 I will buy it!!!
@@spartana1116 That mug would be huge, but I'm all for buying another 72oz mug 😂
F22 omnipotence line is fucking fire
That hit hard
Facts
That might be the coldest thing the kid has ever said
This needs to be a patch on my wall.
@HLC, have Franklin make a patch on bunker branding.
I mean, that's basically the NGAD at this point
Dude, your Forrest Gump is impeccable!
Thank God Franklin is not in New York
And he can't even run!
Take it easy on the guy and he's made of titanium just like the hip replacements that I have. Hlc knows what I'm talking about. Titanium obtainium. I'm not really sure what that means but I would suggest to the will I want I want to go on without nevermind 😅 PRETTY much love you all night. For me love you long time LOL 🤣 completely t appreciate everybody. That was a Vietnam vet reference. Hang in there anyway 😜. Fun times 🇺🇸😘💯😎👍
Right
Damn right!
I’m a 72 year old woman with absolutely zero idea what HLC is talking about the individual planes, missal systems, etc. But I absolutely love this channel 😂❣️😂 I learn from him than from any “world news” reports. I love The Kid and Franklin, and Buff the most. Thank you for making me laugh and learn!!
The F-22 doesnt need to land, it will just keep flying by pure rage
Thermite and... baby oil? Someone call mythbusters, I'm morbidly curious.
Quick Google search says baby oil is just mineral oil, which is flammable, but has a high ignition temperature. Well, comparatively high to other petroleum products, nothing short of a nuke is warm compared to thermite.
So, basically it would be slippery, greasy, and burn everything with impunity, and water would be completely useless in putting it out.
@ethanmcgowan6926 yeah, but, i still want to get Mythbusters back to do this!😂😂😂
@@ethanmcgowan6926so… basically the opposite of napalm?
@@ethanmcgowan6926 So .... The modern day version of greek fire ?
I mean it’s a petroleum product and thermite. Should be a real hoot and holler.
0:40 Russia watched that dogfight scene from topgun and thought that’s how to actually dodge missiles.😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 yeah probably!!!
Lol I thought of that movie the moment he said cobra maneuver. God i cannot wait for then kid to get a intercept
The Su-57s in Top Gun Maverick actually performed BETTER than the real thing ... and an F-14 was still able to smoke 2 of them, both with guns.
I saw Topgun when it first came out with guys from my unit and we laughed at the crap they showed, the Tomcat was WAY more maneuverable than what they showed on screen. Flip that bugger up on its side and take off at a 90 degree angle from where it was going. Of course the pilot would get chewed out for pulling too many G's and stressing the air frame but oh well.
@@mrd1433 the plane is hard broke, maintenance is now pissed.🤣🤣
SU57s are like a box of chocolates, you never know how large their debris field is gonna get.
"I'm NOT superiority... I'm SUPREMACY. You keep fuckin' around, I'm gonna go for omnipotence." Might be the hardest line any of HLC's characters have ever dropped.
It couldn't have gone any harder even if a Muse riff had been added to it.
"Casualties" basically means any men/soldiers involuntarily removed from combat. So deserters and POWs also count as casualties of war.
I'm kinda glad that it doesn't just mean 700k dead russian men, and let me explain why. Being crippled or whatever for sure sucks, but at least SOME of those men who can't serve any longer can still go home and help replace the ones that didn't come back so that the country has a future, instead of basically missing a generation of men.
@@michaelmarsh1723 There's also another plus. The "going back home" guys will burden already struggling social security budget and commit more *redacted*, spread misery and generally lower the morale of potential new recruits.
@@michaelmarsh1723 That's true and I agree with you on a personal level; having a dad, son, brother, etc come back injured is obviously better than not having them come back at all.
But from a cold, hard logistical, economic standpoint............it's harder on the family AND on the Russian government.
And the Russian government being what they are..........I am sure they let a lot of the most severely wounded soldiers die. And I'd bet money that they help some of them along in the "dying process".
“Life is like a box of chocolates, and you’re a dog in my metaphor if you F around.”
My best friend passed away the day before Halloween. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages, this episode was 🔥🔥🔥. And I mean even before he passed.
I needed this in the worst way. Thanks for the work you do. You’re aren’t allowed to be canceled.
Buff is killing it lately. The Diddy joke got me. Thank God I swallowed my coffee before he said it.
Buff: their beating together?
Me: NK troops are addicted to porn rn so… yes?
I'm surprised the wood screws can take the strain of a cobra maneuver.
@@tssteelx I'm surprised they aren't doing barrel rolls. I was gonna make a joke about starfox being used as a flight combat simulator... Then I realized, shit, why doesn't the u.s. have arwings yet? I want starfox to actually be a combat simulator. I know they got the pockets for it
historically speaking, the russians will build their planes far heavier so that they can survive maneuvers like that, at the cost of maximum range and fuel rates being astonomical
@@brovid-19 No dude we need T-65 X-Wings more than we need ArWings.
Clicked faster than Russia could say Hypersonic.
To be fair to Russian claims of hypersonics, their Zircon missiles are maneuverable and ungodly fast for a cruise missile. They're the only ones that can reliably dodge previous-gen Patriots here around Kyiv with at least 2 out of 3 actually getting through without relying on saturation attacks. But those are from official Ukrainian sources and some second-hand reports, I can't make a first-hand account of those.
I can make one about Kinzhals though, those might be inefficient and not actually any better than standard Iskander-Ms, but they make the second scariest fucking sound ever. The double sonic boom seconds before the impact, it's like the world is coming apart at the seams. Why only second scariest? Because the damn Shaheds are worse. The Kinzhal comes out of the blue and disappears, five seconds of shitting yourself and then you're fine. When a stray Shahed manages to get through though? It can be heard coming from miles away, slowly approaching, ever closer, and up until the moment the pitch of the motor starts to rise again you don't know if it has your name on it or not.
Oof. Sorry for swerving into a rant here, but thank you for the opportunity to get it out of my system. I'll be going to sleep soon to the soothing clatter of AA guns. God bless America for the Patriots and Germany for Gepards and Skynex'es.
On that note, a message to everyone: you wanna help Ukraine at minimal risk of escalation and taxpayers' money expenditure? PUSH. FOR. MORE. SANCTIONS. None of Russia's flying death scrap would be flying without the smuggled Western electronics.
@@davydovuaif you look at the areas the Zircons are targeting, you'll find that they never target the same area for too long.
Do some more investigating, and you'll find out that Patriot batteries are insanely good at intercepting any kind of missile the closer they are to the target area. That's how the Patriot PAC missile was designed, to be IN the line of fire.
Put two and two together, and you'll realize that the Russians are making educated guesses as to where the Patriot batteries are located, and then firing only at targets that are located at an "off" aspect to the Patriots, where it's much harder for the PACS to make the intercept due to the angle and travel route.
But then, because Ukraine can move it's patriots to cover the area, the Russians stop shooting at that area, because they know if the Patriot is positioned close to the target, not a single Zircon is getting through.
It's also why they don't bother shooting at the Patriot itself. They know it's a waste of ammunition.
?😂?
F35 going Gump was the funniest thing I’ve heard today 😂. I burst out laughing at work and now my coworkers are looking at me 😅
Makes me glad that I've retired, and my wife is used to my sense of humor. It was fricking great!
I did the same thing when he cracked that P Diddy joke 😂
As a former IAF Eagle crew chief, I really appreciate the energy and nostalgia your videos bring. They remind me of the incredible days I spent working on the F-15s-truly some of the best years of my life. Fun fact: about 20 years ago, the first four F-15 prototypes were still active and flying combat missions. It was an honor to work on those legendary aircraft, and your content captures that spirit perfectly. Keep it up, and thanks for the memories!
It is wild still seeing F-15D tail 957 flying into combat, given her history of losing a wing.
Baby oil and thermite together, you can exfoliate AND soften the skin of your enemy at the same time!🤣🤣
The scars may be hideous though.
God dam
P Diddy bombs 💣
@@Technotranceism with extra Lube
Ewww.
Can target stuff behind me.
Boy, somebody took the movie Firefox movie like a challenge.
@@josephvarno5623 I swear it was probably some Genx engineer who was working late one night trying to design systems for 35 and 22 and decided to put on Firefox for a break and it was like a lightbulb went off. “What if we designed the plane to shoot a missile behind it?”
@@usmc1979034 remember, Gen X was the last generation in which white power and kegs were still very encouraged in corporate environments. Of course they designed it for fun and extra credit.
".. did he just say they're going to beat it together?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coffee everywhere...
bro russia is having trouble selling their su-57 while poland is begging for the f-22
If poland doesn't get their hands on an F-22 soon they'll end up Strategically Transferring Equipment to an Alternate Location
@@redneckchemotherapy8750 honestly probably be easier to just have a couple 22s get “misplaced” with one of the 7,000 shipments of weapons going to Poland.
I dunno, Thermite + Baby oil sounds like a fun saturday evening to me.
29 Palms house party confirmed! The Marine Corp Commandant will not be happy.
@@kineticstar I can see some dudes trying to sneak some into a porta john on deployment.
I laughed too hard at you saying that!
Thermite + Baby oil = one _hell_ of an exfoliant.
I own every single book ever written about the Su-57. I have every piece of OSINT on that aircraft on a hard-drive including RCS estimates.
So believe me when I say this. I will eat snails and speak French in public… on a live stream. Before anyone takes delivery of one of those abortions of aviation.
Look man I think I know that country, cause I am living in that country and the only reason I think that our govt is agreeing to it is BCS f35 is expensive we are still nowhere near in our development phase and Russia is an old weapon supplier and ally
What's your take on Millenium 7*'s take on the VKS?
I mean if they travel back in time 30 years someone may be willing to buy it
Oh please don't speak French in public... For the love of god...
Speak German with a blocked nose instead.
If somebody does, we’re going to hold you to that. I don’t think it’s ever going to happen, but if it does, we will. Though for the sake of fairness, Belarus doesn’t count as a separate country for the purposes of that bet because it’s a Russian puppet state.
The idea that the US only has issues with alcohol being given to a Raccoon and not to The Kid is the most unbelievable part of this
The kid's old enough to serve. He's old enough to partake in adult beverages. What sailer or soldier doesn't drink?
You mean to tell me, a videogame lied to me? How dare you, Ace Combat!
To be fair to Ace Combat, their missile systems suck. They went all out on superweapons that their missile budget is nil. How else do you explain the longest range missiles being about 10km?
37 seconds? Might be a record for me
My best is 16
My best is 7 minutes. I'm normally still asleep
The Kid went hard with that Supremecy line
I think that's the best line the Kid has ever said
Poor kid. He just wants an intercept. Let him eat.
Sitting in the woods hunting, see HLC notification, press play immediately!
Deer watching along over your shoulder
Nah Franklin’s cousins are watching from above the canopy
The rabbit eating your trap sees video: sits on your head cx
@@darkfoxxbunyipyou beat my idea by 9 min cx
Still more combat experience than the kid
Made my Friday HLC, made a 35 maintainer happy with that Gump Mode.
I must say I've raised 3 raccoons your portrayal of them is very accurate. They do love beer
lol. Franklin being hammered on the drinking game he came up with awesome. The whole Oprah thing is golden. It’s like HIMARs. You get a HIMARs, You get a HIMARs everyone gets a HIMARs. Oh love grandpa BUFF. He’s the drunk uncle at the holiday parties that don’t give a eff.
"He's been passed out for 16 hours." LMFAO
IT WAS HIS IDEA!
@@xEJCBx I'm just relieved, how did he not go into alcoholic coma immediately?
"Frankly I'm a little concerned that I don't know who it is at this point in time. I probably do, just, John Q public doesn't, you know what I'm saying?"
Exactly.
I'm thinking it may have been to Poland ... 'cause Poland!
(Nah, in truth, they have way more discriminating sense ... but still ... Poland!) 😝
I almost spit my coffee on the buff joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, I’m gonna have to remember that one.
Grandpa Buff , F-15 and the Kid have been rubbing off on our favorite flying supercomputer I see 😂
Oh, my freaking hell!!!!!!! Your Gump is fantastic. LMAO. And believe me, I could use a little off the ass. As a 62 year old grandma with a son who has Autism, he knows the ins and outs of the planes, ships, tanks, etc. He showed me the channel, and it is the first thing I look for in my notifications. 6 T-shirts later, and hoodies being ordered because hell, it's cold in Idaho where I'm at. If there is an HLC addiction support group, I'm not going. I love this addiction😂
3:05 😂lmao, he's been passed out for 16 hours...
Laughed so hard i got dizzy
Man, going full gump is wild
The Swedes have ironically successfully used the cobra maneuver to mess with Russians on occasion.
Well its sorta a right of oassge for sweden poland and finland to fuck with russia to the point its a stabding meme for nearly as long as memes have existed it could possibly be the first meme
the Swedes invented it with J-35 Draken being the first airframe that could pull it off. In Swedish it was called "kort parad" tl 'Short Parade'
"The SU-57 is like a box of chocolates. We could make it in like an hour".
Please check on Franklin, raptor, he may have alcohol poisoning lol
New Franklin slogan: Remember there is no "trash cannot" only "trash can"
**Insert Tropic Thunder quote here**
Im just a dude disguised as dude, playing another dude!
I would never go that far
You never go full *damn I miss the days of being able to use this word*
So you’re telling me that wasn’t Tom hanks voicing the f35?
Need to find a punch line for: “Have you heard of the P Diddy cocktail ?”
This is wrong on so many levels and I love it!
Call me when Franklin wakes up. I want to make sure I have all the correct details on how the game is played. 🥃 🥃
Research… have to be sure.
Don’t judge me.
Too many one liners to pick the Best! You Rock HLC!😂😂😂😂
Seriously one of the funniest yet. Between the Gump translation and the drinking game...golden!
P diddys revenge had me dieing
Life's like a box of radar guided missiles, you never know when you'll be hit.
A box of chocolates has labels telling you which chocolates are what, and usually you will be hit with a radar guided missile shortly after you realize it has lock
Dear MR HLC. Tell The habitual line breaker i like his longer videos. very nice!
I thought asking HLC to tell himself i like his videos would make sense... since he has all those great plane personalities :D
japan casually doing blessing ceremonies for their us made jets
They know the machine spirits crave blood😂
@@J4nT3mpl4r The Mechanicus approves of this action.
I agree with Russia. Those casualty numbers are grossly over exaggerated. Especially since Russia sends its wounded soldiers, no matter how badly wounded, back to the front lines to di…….I mean keep fighting.
Totally exaggerated. Thats why russia keeps getting like 30k more troops every month and their forces never get any bigger.
“I’m not superiority. I’m supremacy”. Can’t argue with that.
F-35s daddy makes grease-suh
Glad you’re feeling better HLC!
Crazy times we live in, can’t thank you enough for putting a smile on our faces and sharing your knowledge of the goofy stuff the Ruskies are trying to pull off.
When the kid and Franklin were taking shots that has kraked me up I'm laughing my effing ass off.
6:50 Give me an hour.
I'm fucking wheezing at the gump impression dude 💀😭
The f35 matrix style downloading personalities is never not gonna be funny 😂
Great Forrest Gump impression
When I was at DLI, we gave the post raccoons Nutter Butters and White Wolf vodka. After a few ounces, wild raccoons get super pet-able.
🤣 Going Gump! 🤣Awesomeness just pure awesomeness.🤣
...And the BUT-TOCKS at the end.🤣🤌
Since the F-4 Phantoms, the Air Force and Navy has had an obsession with a do it all aircraft. The F-35 finally fits that bill. And with V/STOL capabilities that make it more versatile and potent. I mean we gotta give the Marine aviators something to do.
Less than 10 minutes gang!!! Also question to HLC: Do the buff and kid have any devious plans for Thanksgiving?
Buff with the Diddys revenge had me _howling!_ 🤣🤣🤣
HLC's has been on one helluva hot streak lately. I love it.🤣🤣
So you're telling me * SMACKS LIPS * THAT THE * EATS A SNICKER * F35's MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS!?
Last time I was this early, we hadn't even had our tea dumped into the river
Haven’t heard that one. Made me smile 🤣
As the son of an Army veteran and brother of a Marine veteran, I can see baby oil and thermite being a thing at the unit level without official authorization.
at 6:38 i still cant stop laughing
Really glad HLC brought up the difference between air superiority and air supremacy
(Franklin) "16 hours passed out .." 😂😂😂😂
Double check the locks on the hanger! Let the kid out.
That title made me think F35 forgot his GUMPS check...should've known better: no prop.
Aw man, looking up the canceled navy Sea Raptor program, we almost got a swing-wing F22. The Kid could have been a transformer, this isn't fair!
The F35 Gump cracked me up!!! "Buttocks" 🤣
Aerodynamics for Naval Aviators in a Gump voice! Well done.
In mother Russia laws of physics are less
The Swedes were doing the "Cobra Maneuver" back in the 1950s and were using it for training. Also, many Cinese were laughing at the crude construction of the Su-57, with its misaligned panels, protruding rivets, and bolts holding on parts of the skin.
Remember how the cobra manoeuvre was put to it's peak in top gun maverick by a double spinning cobra yet still lost to an f-14?
You know, the kid really has to get an intercept or something. He isn't built like sneako.
Not only do they have to detect them first, they also have to be about 30 miles from their current position. I blame Top Gun for making people think that modern aircraft can even see each other when they shoot them down.
Thank you for clarifying the casualties part. Too many people think that casualties are deaths.
When you said F-35 goes Gump, I seriously thought we had another runaway plane lmao
"two cups and a string" lol, yeah, he's not wrong
I was listening to you while buying a car wash. Forrest jump came in and then an attendant came up behind me. He didn’t even say anything and looked at me awkward.
*Forrest Gump entered the chats...*
Do I sound like that?
Su-57 - the fact that this pile of rust can actually stay airborne did indeed break the laws of physics
I wanna play the Kid and Franklins drinking game
lol funny thing is the Gump bit fits the book Gump perfectly.
i didn't even know our aircraft could shoot behind themselves with missiles... learned something new today lol
"P-Diddy's Revenge"!!
As long as you aren't in New York, Franklin's drinking habits are his business. But for Frith's sake, don't GO to New York.
I like how the Marines are getting ideas from this channel. The chances are pretty high. The marine corp might start using P'Diddy's Revenge, lol
That Gump impression was gold. Nice!
Russia being surprise by our aircraft being able to fire backwards made me laugh. They never watched "FireFox" with Clint Eastwood from 1982.
China did, and their recently displayed copy is the "White Emperor."
I don't know how but this guy just keeps getting better and better.