Captain Sauce: "what's wrong with you? I told you to punch the garbage." Guy: " I don't know the guy on that bike looked like trash to me whats the difference?"
Earth: *normal day* Meteor: *I'm about to end this man's whole career* Nuke: *_And I'll end both_* Black hole: *_oOoO0o0_** Breakfast, lunch, and dinner!?*
When you thought that the world was going to be destroyed because of the asteroid but suddenly the asteroid diverted to another place and you did all these things.
Girlfriend: You didn’t take this test several times just to impress me, did you. Me: Yeah we should break up because NOTHING I DO SEEMS TO GET YOU TO BE HAPPY! NOT EVEN SACRIFICING MYSELF IS GOOD ENOUGH. HEY DOC! CAN YOU PUT THE GOGGLES BACK ON ME PLEASE?! I’M JUST GONNA GO KISS ALL OF THE WOMAN!
I'm having Deja-Vu. Is this a re-upload or am I going crazy? Maybe I watched someone else play it a long time ago? Maybe I should go plant an apple tree...
Captainsauce: I found have an idea of how to save everyone without killing. Captainsauce: kills a civilian civilian: how could this happen to me I made my mistakes got nowhere to run the night goes on as I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I Just Want To craze how could this happen to me
Captain: I've finally figured out a way to save the Earth without killing anyone! 2 seconds later... Captain: *kills someone* Everyone else: *surprised Pikachu face*
“I think I found a way of saving the world with us and sacrificing anyone” -tries to punch the trashcan but punches a human right when he says it- ... DAMN IT!! Me: o ...pffff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was really surprised at the end of the game once you beat all the endings, it tells you which ones you finished first and analyzes your personality. I cleared both the murder levels first which told me "I believe a game is just a game".
Ive got more Meteor 60 Seconds coming soon! Be sure to know when by following me at twitter.com/TheCaptainSauce
Yeet
Oof
If you kiss all the men,
You get an achievement called “coming out”.
CaptainSauce
Nice my guy
"What about planting an apple tree?"
Me & him: *"what?"*
Ãl ëxïs I hate apples trees...
What about a nugget tree
The apple tree thing is from a Martin Luther quote. “If I knew the world would end tomorrow, I would still plant my apple tree.”
@@nuggetclone8406 did u kill nugget or u just a clone nugget made 😨
alex cj just a nugget clone
@@nuggetclone8406 ok but wheres Nugget i whant to eat.. i mean see him
I love how he felt bad for hitting the dog, but beat the kid without skipping a beat
Dogs are more loyal and precious than annoying kids
“Professionals have standards”
@@orionofrealms5997”boom headshot”
Looks like someones mad@@AndrewMorgan-in5kt
I would spend the last 60 seconds in School because it would be like a year there
DaniloKING 2 lol big brain
@@urdada9151 Big Brainnn
Lol
Underrated comment, I lowkey agree
I wouldn't I would do something else
captain sauce: we are not going to sacrifice anyone
Kid in road: SKIBBIDY BOP MM DATA
Captain Sauce: "what's wrong with you? I told you to punch the garbage."
Guy: " I don't know the guy on that bike looked like trash to me whats the difference?"
LOL
Lol
LOL
Lol
LoL
CaptianSauce: *Punches child* Chuckle!
Also CaptainSauce: *Punches Dog* OMFG, I'M SOOOOO SORRY
Um, yes
There different, idc about a child i care about a cute doggo.
BlueMind031 *slowly draws out uno reverse card*
Conrad 306 autocorrects sucks
@@depression177 if ur talking about Minecraft then 👍👍👌👌👌👌
If your talking about real life then you need to see a therapist👎👎👎👎
Cap: Punches *kid in the face repeatedly*
Cap 2 seconds later: I JUST HIT A DOG IN THE FACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
im very dissapointed in him
That kid could be the next Hitler. A doggo is never Hitler. Think about that! xD
False. Any of you could be the Next Hitler. Even a dog can be Hitler in an alternate Universe.
He's not wrong
Lord Shaggy the life of a doggy is as important as a kiddo’s life.
You kno, dem kiddos lead ur future.
Nobody;
Captiansauce: uses a dog the size of a golf cart to break into area 51,and uses a kids baseball bat to drop a nuke
Cap: we’re not gonna sacrifice anybody
Dude in the road: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
what about planting a tree?
@@Carla-xx3ju I
@@Carla-xx3ju GREETINGS CARLA. NUGGET HASNT SEEN THE CARLA FOR A WHILE.
@@coolmcgee p
Oooooooh
The dude literally already spent like 5 minutes thinking about what to do and he somehow only had 60 seconds lol
I was thinking of that too lol
🅷🅸
@@Gan_. hi
Lmao
🐶🐕🐩🐺🐱🦁🦁🐈🐯🐅
The world will end in 60 seconds.
Most people: kissing everybody.
Me: let’s see how many children I can traumatize with a tennis racket!
Wow
Lol, no. 1 way to spend ur life 👌.but u need more options like a baseball bat
XD
22:02 my teacher giving us a math quiz
LOL HAHAHAHA
7:05 He saved the meteor!
69 likes
@@arnoldinigov.pascual617 71 likes
@@nightthedracodonidosomeart2341 72
@@justablackholeinanotherbla6211 73
@@nightthedracodonidosomeart2341 74 likes
If you want the good ending with everyone is proud you just have to stand there and do nothing
Have you done that?
@@grahamscott7605 it's the good ending
What about the nephew
🤬😢
@@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274 The nephew is just like: f**k you uncle
10:48
The American school curriculum
19:02
Ignores the fact you are basically in a coma
Doctor: **You have 1 minute left to live.**
Patient: Oh yeah?
**shoots himself**
Doctor: Correction, 2 seconds.
Edit: this was a year ago wth.
LOL
the fact that i laughed-
Were not gonna sacrifice anybody!
«punches random dude »
Me: classic Cap!
Sauce I came back after MONTHS and I see your at 1.3 million subs Good Job man!
1.2
@@audreymai2773 No, it's definitely 1.3
N7
2.42
@@fredwessel1553 yes that’s what it’s at right now
6:30
Me: What is this, area 51?
CaptainSauce: What is this area 51?
Me: HOLY SH-
*Illuminati theme plays*
@@jesuschrist7254 lol
Dun dun DUN
CS: Could I Plant An Apple Tree?
Game: What About Planting An Apple Tree?
looks like the lored is here to save us all.
2:33 this is the truth
Punch: punch someone
Kiss: felt sorry for punching
Petition for captain sauce to defeat the enderdragon
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Old news. Anyone can beat it.
Why are you just trying to get likes?
Getting likes on a comment helps captainsauce to see it faster and higher
@@JaquaviousTam it doesn't
@@EthanGamerPro7 It might I don't know
Other endings
Stand still for 60 seconds
Kiss all the men
I can’t remember the rest
I was thinking about kissing all the men
Best one is doing nothing
I wonder what the girlfriend would think of kissing all the men?
GAYYYYYYYYYYY
I finished all the endings and I like the game
Meteor: I'm about to end this world's whole career
Me fam I'll end his career by destroying it
bro you copied that other guy
@@roriplayz2844 shut up jesus christ
@@Xaitozz no u
@@kalcromwell3537 you dont understand roasts noob
10:39 that face he made when he destroyed the rocket just made me burst out laughing
XD
Theory: The Girlfriend broke up with your character, married a random guy, and became the mother from Hidden My Game By Mom
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
XD
But that’s just a theory,
A GAME THEORY
@Daviderian Tchuigoua what?
Ohhhhhhh
Earth: *normal day*
Meteor: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
Nuke: *_And I'll end both_*
Black hole: *_oOoO0o0_** Breakfast, lunch, and dinner!?*
Black whole: I'll destroy you all
𝐱𝐃
@bacon boi no salad Don't hate tho. They're maybe just starting to learn arts and stuff.
bacon boi no salad, no one asked for your opinion, keep it to yourself, if you have nothing kind to say then don’t say anything.
🏤🇹🇿🇹🇨🇸🇷
7:35 lbecause I then dropped someone’s kid and took his bat”
Lmao
When you thought that the world was going to be destroyed because of the asteroid but suddenly the asteroid diverted to another place and you did all these things.
"If only the lady in the underwear didnt tempt me so much" 🤣🤣
Oh nice
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT ;-;
Sry
Only children play pretend they own a comment, you can post the same as someone else
Comment stealing is a stupid kid concept, you can't steal thought
@@ilikecows2827 Cows = DESTRUCTION
Uncle: * breathes *
Nephew: omfg that's so deep
Lol
“I think I found a way to save the planet without killing anybody-“
*kills somebody by accident*
GOD DAMN IT
Girlfriend: You didn’t take this test several times just to impress me, did you.
Me: Yeah we should break up because NOTHING I DO SEEMS TO GET YOU TO BE HAPPY! NOT EVEN SACRIFICING MYSELF IS GOOD ENOUGH. HEY DOC! CAN YOU PUT THE GOGGLES BACK ON ME PLEASE?! I’M JUST GONNA GO KISS ALL OF THE WOMAN!
2:50 the kiss of life XD
"I...I can *CONTROL* this!? Screw Earth! I'll just save myself" -Captain Sauce
😂
Uncontrollable boner has almost been solved
I thought this was a life is a game video
@Tech Taco lol I bet you're not the only one
ZombieSerpent ye that’s why i clicked but i like this vid
2:00 still makes me laugh to this day 😂😂😂
me too
Same lol
I'm having Deja-Vu. Is this a re-upload or am I going crazy? Maybe I watched someone else play it a long time ago? Maybe I should go plant an apple tree...
Bro ME TOO and also REALLY the apple tree joke
Pippi the Poltergeist SAME
Same
He’s played this game before lol
i think mat played it
I clicked faster than a Jack Rabbit jacked on caffeine thinking this was a 60 Seconds update.
Same
same
Sam-A-Tron same
Yeah same with me
I read that as jacked off.
Bloody hell
The ad on my phone perfectly timed up with captainsauce saying hold up
Was it
CaptainSauce:Without sacrificing anyone
*2 s e c o n d s l a t e r*
Cs: *punches someone on accident and kills them*
CaptainSauce: This is the best mobile game i've ever played. Me: What about Battle Cats?
First person to ever relate to me
MORE AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY whenever that is
“I’m not trying to radicalize my young nephew!!” - CaptianSauce 2019
Someone copied ur comment
@@zTwig ya cause people can’t have the same idea!
Can we take a moment to appreciate whoever edits Captian Sauce’s Videos
Yes👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I laughed way too hard at all of this. 😂
Ah yes, Meteor 60 Secon, my favorite game
(OOF THEY FIXED THE MISTAKE)
Harder
1:41
Josuke: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR
He kind of look like him a little
The nephew was the best part of this 😂😂😂
Also 21:21 best video game ending by far
17:55 Captain sauce is now on the FBI watchlist
The girlfriend is the psychopath all along. Well virtual girlfriend.
lol psychopath
20 years later... the nephew became a ww2 kamikaze
That dose not make sense
Him: how do I save this kid from being a lunatic
Me: literally laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Captainsauce: I found have an idea of how to save everyone without killing. Captainsauce: kills a civilian civilian: how could this happen to me I made my mistakes got nowhere to run the night goes on as I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I Just Want To craze how could this happen to me
You played this before not that I am complaining love you CAPTAINSAUSE ❤️
2:08 its not illegal but neighbors complain about it so a lot of people dont do it
Captain Sauce: Save the planet with out hurting anybody!
Also him: * kills man *
8:22 That kid's definitely joining a cult.
Captain: I've finally figured out a way to save the Earth without killing anyone!
2 seconds later...
Captain: *kills someone*
Everyone else: *surprised Pikachu face*
Super heros dont need capes, and neither does this one, thank you for making all of us happy, and cheering up our days.
His oc literally is a superhero with a cape...
0:38 i keep rewatching it😆😆and i keep dying over and over again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey Captain Sauce I really like what you're doing keep it up!
The apple tree reference is attributed to Martin Luther: "if i knew that tomorrow the earth would be destroyed, i would plant an apple tree today".
Wgbbaga💨💨🧹🧹
The apple tree made me start thinking of the South Park song "Jackin it in San Diego" XD
I thought it had something to do with the fact that a cartoon nuke explosion looked like a tree.
Game is this
Why an apple tree?
I love how the cousin always has TNT
15:22 got me bad LOL, im dying on the floor
He did punch it though lmao
Him: "It's really not sinking into my super thick hair."
Josuke: "Oi, what'd you just say about my hair?"
Yes jojo for life
*its been so long since I last watched you, very good work on those endings! Hehe have a nice day!*
We love you, Captain Sauce!
So it's the Matrix on crack...
No it crack on Matrix
This is the perfect thumbnail for this
Okay when the girl was chasing him I laughed so hard😂😂😂😆
Guy:Does one thing
Nephew, years later: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
the nephew's uncle is a good uncle he trained his son to kill everybody when he grew up he is greater than the other uncles
*there is 60 seconds to live*
Me: I WANT TO PLANT A APPLE TREE
7:00
Me: instead of Captain sauce saving everybody he saved the meteorite
16:52 This made me subscribe, and I subbed today
Why did I used to love your videos wait I STILL DO❤❤❤
19:16 Be a coward!!😂🤣Lol
"just don't kill people"
“ you have 60 seconds to do anything”
24 hours later)
“Breaking news 17000000 purges has occurred
Le what?
You have 60 seconds to do anything 24 HOURS LATER are you stupid 60 seconds 24 Hours
@@Carla-xx3ju Carla what are you doing here
Monty ??? what are you doing here monty go back to your game
24 hours later? What are you a moron?
Captain Sauce:I think I figured out a way to save the world without sacrificing anybody.
*immediately kills someone*
Lmao 😂🤣😂
Tried to hit the trash can but instead the person
Lmaooooooooooo🤣😂🤣
0:00: Introduction
0:13: Title Sequence
0:18: Introduction II
0:41: Ending I
5:56: Ending II
8:49: Ending III
11:59: Ending IV
15:17: Ending V
17:34: Ending VI
19:21: Ending VII
22:49: Conclusion
22:06 JI HYUN USED GIGA IMPACT ITS SUPER DEADLY
13:38
Cap: Your death will not be in vein brave Scientist
Guard:bruh I died so you can get the nuclear reactor
7:50 where you surprised you actually destroyed the earth b4 it's time? 🤣🤣🤣
If this happened irl, I would just stand there and smile like a legend
If everyone subscribed who watched this he would have a diamond TH-cam play button
He was “inside a simulation of a simulation inside ANOTHER GIANT SIMULATION” - Rick and Morty
5:17 Yes I am aware of the effect I have on women
Exactly
@@ZacEditzyes but still not
My last 60 sec is to pry and tell my family I love them
“I think I found a way of saving the world with us and sacrificing anyone” -tries to punch the trashcan but punches a human right when he says it- ... DAMN IT!!
Me: o ...pffff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cap:I have 60 seconds to live!!!
Me:It’s been 2 minutes
Cap:oh -_-
BOOM!!!!!
I Love Captain Sauce Because He’s Very Funny
0:01 ME:🤣
U gay. Yyyyyyyyy
Theres no saving that child lol his nephew is crazy
18:16 how did you become so funny
He’s born like this
IF YOU DO NOTHING you get the best results
lol
Lol
Lol
Pump With A Gun
Hey, random question: do you still play games with embear and best at nothing while your not recording?
Hello cap you may not see this but you were my childhood literally like i watched your videos when i was just a child anyway good videos cap
No one:
Literally no one:
Meteor:
7 BILLION KILL STREAK YEAH!!!!!!
me on call duty
Nuke: nope my kills
you didn't get all the endings!!!
p.s. my fav ending is where you do nothing...I also like the gay route
Izuku Midoriya yes EVERYONE SHIP THE LAB DUDE WITH PLAYER TO ANNOY PEOPLE
Ha! Izuku! I know why you like the gay ending!!
TODODEKU IN THIS HOOOOUUUSSSEEEEE!!!
Oh my god I loved this video! Cap's videos always brighten my night right up!
I was really surprised at the end of the game once you beat all the endings, it tells you which ones you finished first and analyzes your personality. I cleared both the murder levels first which told me "I believe a game is just a game".