Protecting My Fellow Humans As A Security Guard - Human Simulator

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  • @redrum_bd1036
    @redrum_bd1036 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    3 years later and I stilll can't get over the perfect jokes he makes. gotta say the captian has the best on-the-spot jokes and comedic timing.

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I love that everyone in this game is basically Hugh in different clothing. Even that little (now blind) girl had the shoulders of a linebacker. 😂 I love this series.

    • @bob-i-guess
      @bob-i-guess ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💀

    • @AlvoGGaming21
      @AlvoGGaming21 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍🏽

    • @Sir__Alien
      @Sir__Alien ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good thing it’s at the beginning, so no spoilers!!! Sorry I’m 3 years late

    • @MissileVidsYoutube
      @MissileVidsYoutube ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also got facial hair too

    • @Jaxriotofficial
      @Jaxriotofficial ปีที่แล้ว

      Your always here even on his new videos

  • @thevicioustiger7435
    @thevicioustiger7435 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    After 3 years I still want the last bit to this game

  • @JustA737Person
    @JustA737Person 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I love it when you let everybody out at the start and when the man came flying on his wheelchair at the end

  • @j-1176
    @j-1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    CaptainSauce: **activates code orange**
    people with wheel chairs: **goes flying busting the door down and bouncing off the walls quite literally**

    • @irishvince3585
      @irishvince3585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye no shit I have eyes

    • @TheOfficialHattyHattington
      @TheOfficialHattyHattington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@irishvince3585 r/Woosh.

    • @apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110
      @apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheOfficialHattyHattington r/whoosh is for jokes. There is no joke.

    • @deanlaabs5836
      @deanlaabs5836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110 R/WHOOSH

    • @slappyd4483
      @slappyd4483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Code orange is an environmental disaster like a pesticide leak

  • @crazydiabetic8766
    @crazydiabetic8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    14:00 more “extreme” action needed
    Taser recommended

  • @mildbuffaloenjoyer9510
    @mildbuffaloenjoyer9510 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how cap actually sounds distraught when the one guy sneezes on him

  • @thegreatcheese4682
    @thegreatcheese4682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    “Hey this guy looks like a decent security guard let’s get him”
    *few days later*
    “Sooooo”

    • @ScreamDemon462
      @ScreamDemon462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He pepper sprayed a chilled sue him and then arreste him

    • @urieltam7995
      @urieltam7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He sprayed at his own daughter

    • @mrinkdevol1193
      @mrinkdevol1193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I
      YOU'RE RIGHT Chosen cheese

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brendan McCormick yea h I will steal that comment not like you needed it

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He pepper sprayed A CHILD

  • @sierra6321
    @sierra6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    No one:
    Captainsauce in intro: G A S T H E C H I L D

    • @nochannelhere595
      @nochannelhere595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TrustWorthy69 the "child" had a beard bro

    • @clonkers
      @clonkers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *angry German muttering*

    • @Wapolville_Mayor
      @Wapolville_Mayor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * laughs in with lord *

    • @amydkaminsky6035
      @amydkaminsky6035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nochannelhere595 XD

    • @amydkaminsky6035
      @amydkaminsky6035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think that eye surgery is gonna help ;-;

  • @jotchuafan4731
    @jotchuafan4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how simple yet absolutely hilarious games can be nowadays.

  • @Fightre_Flighte
    @Fightre_Flighte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    >wash your hands, and clean your face
    Oh, lemme just taze myself in the face, then! XD

    • @ScreamDemon462
      @ScreamDemon462 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @Fancy_Pandaa
      @Fancy_Pandaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No other way

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Fancy_Pandaa
      Who needs purification by fire when we have electrocution?

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tazing your face will just give you the shocker

  • @DenimDucky
    @DenimDucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    After 12:24 the knocked out guy doesn’t move. He stays there, and you can see his hand at the bottom of the screen as the next guy walks in! 😂😂

  • @faithless5636
    @faithless5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Don't use it unless nessesary"
    Me: TO LATE

  • @flowersproject9962
    @flowersproject9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Man the Oldman from happy wheels is back at it again with his rocket boosted wheel chair

  • @GaryTheWorm
    @GaryTheWorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Everyone like so he can see
    There’s an ad of you playing brain out that’s advertising a game that’s similar to brain out but isn’t

    • @salty5364
      @salty5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zach Flanagan yeah I have seen it

    • @liamwatts3308
      @liamwatts3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zach Flanagan can you link the ad

    • @Ben-uz5of
      @Ben-uz5of 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They let him know about it, otherwise it's illegal

    • @larryvo1329
      @larryvo1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Potato Queen ,no.

    • @RedSky98
      @RedSky98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

  • @I_am_literally_john
    @I_am_literally_john ปีที่แล้ว +2

    20:36 And thats how the hobo from happy wheeles was born😂

  • @Shivablade
    @Shivablade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    what a great cliffhanger ending. thanks for the entertainment captain
    yes i want to see more of this

  • @gavinrichardson6604
    @gavinrichardson6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The little girl said that her mom thinks your powerless and or helpless............I think you did the right thing

  • @SewerWarrior
    @SewerWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm still waiting for Hugh Man to finish his final job!

  • @pixelatedDream
    @pixelatedDream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I saw a game called "Speaking Simulator" on Steam and thought of you and how funny it would be if you played it

  • @fellowexistor3452
    @fellowexistor3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    “He means this baton not this baton”

    • @xenodrone3367
      @xenodrone3367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey if you like calling it a baton to make it sound bigger you do you man

    • @RealRalsei
      @RealRalsei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then he starts beating his meat

    • @Megaraptor99
      @Megaraptor99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes

    • @anna-karinachristensen5285
      @anna-karinachristensen5285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Id rather have him grab the baton. THE REAL ONE! Not his other baton 😂

    • @dnrmonsters7954
      @dnrmonsters7954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xenodrone3367 😂🖕

  • @yunglo6873
    @yunglo6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I’ve always wondered, is Hugh Mann interacting with normal Homo Sapians or other Hugh Manns?

    • @cornfield3034
      @cornfield3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He’s interacting with hughmo sapiens

    • @stukature
      @stukature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hughmen

    • @grate9
      @grate9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's interacting wit the Hugh Menn

  • @MansurTheProtogen
    @MansurTheProtogen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Sorry if this doesn't relate to the video but a big thanks to captain sauce he's helping me through a tough time me and my mom are sick but you still make me laugh and I thank you keep doing what you're doing -A subscriber Bryce Hilliard

  • @lucasmaximas7629
    @lucasmaximas7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:09 that went from 0 to 9 very quikly

  • @UJHHYHG-jd3sk
    @UJHHYHG-jd3sk ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Petition for captain sauce to finish this game

  • @user-vf1zw3wn3m
    @user-vf1zw3wn3m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:50 after she is gone skip to 18:20

  • @roddyacuna6960
    @roddyacuna6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how after he tased that guy his hand is there the rest of the time

  • @sraxpx
    @sraxpx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:10 laughed so hard and I replayed it like 10 times

  • @Delilahivy
    @Delilahivy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:36 i’m going to consider that as a job well done

  • @MrDanAng1
    @MrDanAng1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Her eyes already have drops in them... and Hugh didn't even know how he helped that girl! 😊

  • @athestic.axubrey5575
    @athestic.axubrey5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The start of the video had me laughing so hard,
    “Maybe the answer is In this can”
    Peppersprays- Captainsauce

    • @Fishlicker2695
      @Fishlicker2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I once accidentally sprayed my self in the eyes with pepper spray and it HURTS

    • @ultranegative3347
      @ultranegative3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True🤣🤣🤣

    • @_max-g
      @_max-g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not only that but the picture in his office has him , that child’s mum/mom and that child therefore he pepper-sprayed his own child.

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pepper spray hurts a lot and causes temporary blindness as well it's a pretty good deterrent

  • @lonestargaming6545
    @lonestargaming6545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    All his videos start with "the only game where u can..."And hes on my top youtuber list. love your videos man.

    • @Hoogni
      @Hoogni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lonestar Gaming same here

    • @jambie
      @jambie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Um they graystillplays not cap lol

    • @angelromero2412
      @angelromero2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jambie bro if you know you know Captainsauce and graystillplays are my favorite TH-camrs.

    • @Dead_Snake
      @Dead_Snake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angelromero2412 what

    • @hazard9910
      @hazard9910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angelromero2412 ayyyy same!

  • @jakeflame6602
    @jakeflame6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love it when he says "this baton this baton he means this baton not this baton" LMAO

  • @jessesmith6824
    @jessesmith6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Captainsauce as a police guard. Why?
    Girl: asks question.
    Captainsauce: peppersprays girl
    Girl:blinded and hurt
    Captainsauce:AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    • @tydezx
      @tydezx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh god another captain sauce viewer yay! i luv u boi

    • @jessesmith6824
      @jessesmith6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tydezx Hi friend, thanks for the comment, my first one ever,actually.😁

    • @getsumi9206
      @getsumi9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you forgot the then learn from the girl mother that she got an eye surgery not so long ago

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He messed up about not knowing that little girl had an eye surgery that must be rough for her

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can actually make pepper spray I might try making some

  • @sushisama6399
    @sushisama6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    First you play goat simulator, then DEEER simulator and now a human simulator

    • @k1ngDvld
      @k1ngDvld 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope he plays goat simulator

    • @mrvoice3436
      @mrvoice3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Next he'll play captainsauce simulator

    • @SeaIbass
      @SeaIbass 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then he's going to play virgin simulator oh wait

    • @mrvoice3436
      @mrvoice3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SeaIbass he can't because he ain't one

    • @Acko_Taco
      @Acko_Taco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he’s trying to tell us he’s an AI

  • @hazard9910
    @hazard9910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE WATCHING HIM PRANCE AWAY FROM THE COPS IN SLOW MOTION 5:59

  • @Fuzzymutt19
    @Fuzzymutt19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Tabs challenge: stay alive as a hobbit for 60 seconds. However you face off 30 mammoths.
    You can use any map except renaissance, and both Greek maps
    And yes, it is possible. Hint: houses

  • @SquishySenpai
    @SquishySenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His neck is just fine. Somebody was playing _What is Love?_ and you know how hard it is to *not* make like _Night at the Roxbury._

  • @Yeyebruhofc
    @Yeyebruhofc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "My banana is blinking" keep up the amazing work,sauce!
    You always make my day :)

  • @pixelgamer1768
    @pixelgamer1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    20:10
    20:20
    20:35
    4:10
    5:36
    (Just random scenes I found)

  • @cyancrewmate5744
    @cyancrewmate5744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 4:10, Hugh shocks himself in the temples.

  • @Chocolate_Cocoa
    @Chocolate_Cocoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:45 Did anyone else notice the way the coffee came back once he dropped it?

  • @JMonGaming1991
    @JMonGaming1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The only time I’ve ever laughed at a child getting pepper sprayed 😂🤣

  • @bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257
    @bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:58 Same sound as when you destroy the newspaper zombie's paper.

  • @vestol7006
    @vestol7006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    These been an update to cell to singularity like so he can see and play again
    It’s one of the things he wanted to see hint “it’s not sex bots”

    • @mrantisocial967
      @mrantisocial967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dinosaur updates gd styl I've been playing for a while

    • @vestol7006
      @vestol7006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noice

    • @hopesull3556
      @hopesull3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you sure its not sex bots?

  • @Wjjsndhao
    @Wjjsndhao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:34 man Tazes himself and says If i die the germs die

  • @ashton8263
    @ashton8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Keep being awesome cap and keep up the great humour and when I'm bored I always think of your channel to watch first

    • @batjai6473
      @batjai6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ballasho yeah

    • @batjai6473
      @batjai6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your right

    • @batjai6473
      @batjai6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is amazing

    • @warioman5800
      @warioman5800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@batjai6473 did you really need to agree with him with 3 replies?

    • @crazytd9536
      @crazytd9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@warioman5800 i agree, just making the comment look popular

  • @gtamememan157
    @gtamememan157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:57 he said WORKING taser and then says make sure it works 😂

  • @TheCosmicSG
    @TheCosmicSG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    18:07 mm yes, put on.pants and WALK out, the man is in a WHEELCHAIR

  • @CuteMcMonkey7541
    @CuteMcMonkey7541 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:31 captain put the trazer down

  • @something5899
    @something5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You do know that code orange means 1 (Bomb attack) 2 (radioactive matter) and 3 (a mental illness person is attacking with a strong force) keep up the good work

  • @yeetusuniversalgaming2627
    @yeetusuniversalgaming2627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:41 : "Do tasers hurt?" Answering the question, yes they do. Both the single shot taser and physical electrical tasers hurt, although, the single shot tasers hut a bit more.

  • @keesdriesen9256
    @keesdriesen9256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Code Orange in a hospital means disaster or mass casualties just so you know.

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had a feeling that what it meant thanks for confirming that kees

    • @itszekom
      @itszekom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      code orange is my middle name jimbo!

    • @engineergaming9727
      @engineergaming9727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no

    • @plasmabolts4077
      @plasmabolts4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No it means that somebody ate a tangerine.

    • @Fan_of_thatone_youtuber
      @Fan_of_thatone_youtuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It means someone choked on a oranhe

  • @christrontherobot4100
    @christrontherobot4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else notice that this game uses Hello Neighbor sound effects? There is a sneeze from hello neighbor, and then this grunt 10:58 .

  • @waltrz
    @waltrz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just the little edits of him slowly bringing something awful into view of the screen slays me every time.

  • @kacper617
    @kacper617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chaos maggedon
    50 zeus
    100 fire archers
    1 ice giant
    2 jesus tree giants
    3 honkwandow samurai giants
    5 mammoths
    200 candle man/soul keepers
    15 arthemis
    And finally the worst of all 10 hobbits
    You can only use the amount of money which is=87681
    Ps:did I give nice names for some of them

  • @demascus3vods
    @demascus3vods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Oh it's a thermostat" XD

  • @IsaiahWilkerson-v6g
    @IsaiahWilkerson-v6g 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Mommy, where uncle Bob go?””honey I actually don’t know.” *Grandpa flies through the hospital.*

  • @steveharringtonthebabysitr1900
    @steveharringtonthebabysitr1900 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg the guy flying through the air on his wheelchair got me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣

    • @Skoopbooppoop
      @Skoopbooppoop ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he’s flying in the air

  • @sonianevermind1232
    @sonianevermind1232 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Three minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off
    4:10 I still can't get over hiw the guy on the radio probably saw Hugh taze himself and just didn’t care.

  • @toyaford7125
    @toyaford7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Random person:describe this game in one sentence
    Me:HELP MY ARMS DONT WORK

  • @pookymillsYT
    @pookymillsYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:39 Code Orange

  • @shadowfox264d9
    @shadowfox264d9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me when I got a new weapon in a game but it turns into a backfire.
    Me: yay
    My new weapon: 4:07

  • @jasminemcnary6385
    @jasminemcnary6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Old guy escaping with fire extinguisher:LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
    Captainsauce:GODDAMNIT LEEROY

  • @erinfamolaro3709
    @erinfamolaro3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When the guy used the rockets to get out of the place I died

    • @jessealcott2899
      @jessealcott2899 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nahlicia 5th . I am a beautiful person . I am a beautiful person . I am a

  • @jarjarbinks5937
    @jarjarbinks5937 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:58 that's the sound effect for when the newspaper zombie loses her newspaper in pvz2

  • @dooderbug2437
    @dooderbug2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    CAPTAIN, WE NEED MORE RAFT!
    GET YOURSELF BACK ONBOARD A SHIP! You can't just call yourself captain if ya catch my drift.

  • @abraneveah5677
    @abraneveah5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ah yes, the thermostat. sure do love that. human thermostats are so nice.

  • @msv3889
    @msv3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cpt sauce: tases guy
    Also cpt sauce: tases self
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spacereaper8283
    @spacereaper8283 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, we need to the the last job, hugh mann, needs to return!

  • @M0useTr4p_05
    @M0useTr4p_05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When he bobs is head left and right it makes me wanna bob my head

  • @Hypnobard6115
    @Hypnobard6115 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "he means this baton, not this baton!"

  • @sqodryvononong
    @sqodryvononong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Hey, can you play "Eat: The Revolution"? Well, Laurenzside did it, so I hope you can play it too! ^^

    • @lazerpuma1194
      @lazerpuma1194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sqod Ryvo reeeeeeee

    • @hateable_mess
      @hateable_mess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love LaurenZside

    • @kiley767
      @kiley767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hateable_mess me to

  • @tozyt
    @tozyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This will be a really good vr series

  • @JLandsmann26
    @JLandsmann26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Ohh, it's the thermostat"
    Ok

  • @thunda8542
    @thunda8542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Captain Sauce! They finally added more brain out levels! LIKE SO CAP CAN SEE THIS!

  • @muhammadatiya1630
    @muhammadatiya1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nothings wrong with his neck
    Hes just jamming with airpods in his brain

  • @KL53986
    @KL53986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:06 meme for itself type
    ,,is something wrong with you ?''
    P.S. security guards are not cops but still look like they are
    First day As security Guard
    Activated Who knows what scanner
    Batons are not weapons but they are like peacocks feathers in this case rooster (guard) threatens them

  • @Megaraptor99
    @Megaraptor99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I don’t want any of your human germs”
    -CaptainSauce 2020

  • @AsqRob
    @AsqRob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Handy jobs is an agency, you're not getting promoted, just being assigned to different jobs where staff are needed. For sick cover etc.

  • @Alarm.mp3
    @Alarm.mp3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    captain sauce: *rubs balls*
    Me: ah what a nice day cleaning your ID card

  • @dedicateddetails
    @dedicateddetails 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:48 - 3:20 The funniest part I have ever seen.

  • @thedabbingmeme2094
    @thedabbingmeme2094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @MrFreddyFazbear1934
    @MrFreddyFazbear1934 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this was the first game i got on my steam account and when i saw what this hilarious amazing man could do i was like "i want to be a hooman"

  • @peachjuice2549
    @peachjuice2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Me:there are 3 comments can i look at them?
    TH-cam: *N* *O*

    • @dawnfishburn3337
      @dawnfishburn3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True xD

    • @hanusalogv3789
      @hanusalogv3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peachjuice yup

    • @omahabrowneyes
      @omahabrowneyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are 154 comments

    • @omahabrowneyes
      @omahabrowneyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alfred Person do you live in china
      Edit: it's 6:16 PM now early late

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST NOTTTT HAHAHA

  • @mariimarchewa
    @mariimarchewa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hugh Mann, the best standing security guard a WIAGRA can give you.

  • @hotnopgames
    @hotnopgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I saw u on ad

  • @afariam78
    @afariam78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:11 LOL (14:27)
    4:11 OH GOD HIS HEAD
    5:46 oh no
    20:34 IM DEAD

  • @armandov123theyeet3
    @armandov123theyeet3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Who here likes Green Day

    • @Saltisnacl3360
      @Saltisnacl3360 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Like the band?

    • @YourSeriousDev
      @YourSeriousDev 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Saltisnacl3360nothing like replying to a 4 yr old comment

    • @coreymcquillin751
      @coreymcquillin751 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yo my favorite is holiday and buluvard of broken dreams

    • @YourSeriousDev
      @YourSeriousDev 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@coreymcquillin751my favourite is basket case

    • @Random-journalist
      @Random-journalist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      American idiot is my favourite ​@@YourSeriousDev

  • @turtleman5389
    @turtleman5389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please make more of this

  • @Supreme-Machine
    @Supreme-Machine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm getting tested for covid. I hope it's negative.I'm waiting for results. I'd prefer a UTI,.I've had one before. I feel better when I get rehydrated. I hope I'm fine. I had a urinary tract infection before, having a needle in your hand for over an hour hurts.

  • @Tanuki_Destiny2107
    @Tanuki_Destiny2107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Space-type super computer pops out.
    Captain Sauce- ohhh it’s a thermostat.
    Me- yeah that seems normal.

  • @legendaryplayz6891
    @legendaryplayz6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First

    • @letstalkaboutanimations2891
      @letstalkaboutanimations2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isaac Morales man I was so close

    • @Mason_M_L
      @Mason_M_L 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes you are

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean you are not wrong but not creative either

    • @saddleview80
      @saddleview80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He Lied I real first

    • @Mason_M_L
      @Mason_M_L 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saddleview80 no

  • @killuazoldyck363
    @killuazoldyck363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “ Do tasers hurt?” Captainsauce 2020

  • @laurapech9402
    @laurapech9402 ปีที่แล้ว

    The opening part with the girl makes me laugh so much just because the guard is just staring right at her with a dead stare it's like one of those movie scenes where like a security guard in a movie stare's at the person and says into his walkie "can I get backup". Any way back to what was saying. As sauce grabs his pepper spray while slowly points pepper spray at her that alone is funny enough but with cap speaking it makes it 10 times funnier to me.

  • @pixelgamer1768
    @pixelgamer1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Parts that made me laugh so hard I cried
    4:09
    5:36

  • @gren8te319
    @gren8te319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:46 orange friday deals are insane this year

  • @bananadanish4028
    @bananadanish4028 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bagels can really do work, don't mess with them

  • @lucasmaximas7629
    @lucasmaximas7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:43 when it's black Friday and they open the shop.

  • @iandelosreyes5518
    @iandelosreyes5518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At the beginning part of the vid I was eating then I was drinking my soda and at the time he pulled out the pepper spray and said “your answer is in this” I laughed to hard XD