The Maus Super-Heavy Tank

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

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    • @makarachan5893
      @makarachan5893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Simple History can do a video about the french autoloader tank please plus good video by the way

    • @thletrelas3817
      @thletrelas3817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Still waiting for WWII Greek Army

    • @seniforu3042
      @seniforu3042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do the kv 2

    • @e.sstudios1015
      @e.sstudios1015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kharkov

    • @hiro6704
      @hiro6704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why does it say uploaded 5 minutes ago but this comment 19 hours ago?

  • @churck2267
    @churck2267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8057

    The tank also includes a swiming pool, an inner courtyard and particle accelerator

    • @drehasthebestbeats2874
      @drehasthebestbeats2874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      You forgot to mention the bar.

    • @Sprottel_SFM
      @Sprottel_SFM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Vait vers ze bratwurstgrill? Vhy doez your tank not havve a bratwurstgrill

    • @legionofthedamned40k24
      @legionofthedamned40k24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      U also forgot the bowling alley

    • @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23
      @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      What about some German cafe or restaurant.

    • @Vincent_A.
      @Vincent_A. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Churck what about the apartments?

  • @safatsadman
    @safatsadman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5286

    Hitler: My Generals dont understand the economic aspect of the war.
    Also Hitler: Build me a 200 ton Tank

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Generals: Hitler doesnt understand the necessities of war
      Hitler: My generals dont understand the economics of my country... (2 years of meth medication later)
      Super heavy Maus? *_ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK_*

    • @theapochrypheofthedevilsgu3981
      @theapochrypheofthedevilsgu3981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@reddyforlenny9389 hahahahaha,if it weren't for the meth his shitass dumbfuck doctor gave him.He could've won the war.

    • @seanbattersby7361
      @seanbattersby7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It has to be *T H I C C*

    • @Apodeipnon
      @Apodeipnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@theapochrypheofthedevilsgu3981 You don't know that, the meth could have actually helped him and turned him into super hitler

    • @maus-chanuwu1244
      @maus-chanuwu1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hitler: nah i prefrer bigger
      *creating p1000 ratte plans*

  • @SirHellNaja
    @SirHellNaja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2977

    War Thunder: *hire Simple History to make a video about Maus*
    Also War Thunder a year later: *removes Maus*

    • @brrrayday
      @brrrayday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      they have a maus in the game still, but its on the test drive. i haven't been able to blow it up yet since my tanks aren't high enough level. damn thing is nearly invincible. the russians figured out how to penetrate its hull though, if you see the one in the museum it is full of holes from shaped charges

    • @tsarbomba4620
      @tsarbomba4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      brrrayday the Russians never figured how to pen its hull in fact they never shot it, the holes are from tests to determine if the amor could withstand the guns on tanks from the time also the maus never saw combat one of them blew up during testing and the maus currently in the kubinka tank museum is actually two mauses the turret from one and the hull from another please do research next time

    • @tsarbomba4620
      @tsarbomba4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      brrrayday and the maus is no where near invincible it takes a simple flank to kill it besides it faces atgms and apfsds

    • @enderpup9289
      @enderpup9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was to OP

    • @h3xty
      @h3xty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@enderpup9289 just balance it. WoT managed to do that

  • @autokid311
    @autokid311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: nothing
    My brain: *mickey maus*

    • @elianaph_5534
      @elianaph_5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh god

    • @dameerfaadhil4455
      @dameerfaadhil4455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Why do i feel like i wanna make that

    • @user_698
      @user_698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *yeets in german*

    • @enzuo4673
      @enzuo4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cursed

    • @atrociousbean4096
      @atrociousbean4096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Imagine a Maus with Mickey Mouse ears attached to the turret...

  • @ReggieMarshale
    @ReggieMarshale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4181

    Girlfriend vs Maus
    Girlfriend:
    -Weak
    -Never help you
    -Let you down
    -Never listen to you
    -Made by an overprotective dad
    Maus:
    -Have 220 millimeter of armour
    -128 mm cannon that help you push forward
    -very hard to destroy
    -always follow orders
    -made by Porsche

    • @Holamuybuenas13
      @Holamuybuenas13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      150 mm gun but underrated coment

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, but you’ll never be able to go out

    • @sciencellproductions7172
      @sciencellproductions7172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Holamuybuenas13 well if you were listining hitler ordered 150 of the 128mm varient of the maus where as late he order 150mm varient...

    • @whodafuqisniklas
      @whodafuqisniklas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Linux4win The Maus Crew had 2 anti tank weapons

    • @stalliarus508
      @stalliarus508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think I’ll take my Maus now.

  • @thepixlmaster8603
    @thepixlmaster8603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3835

    Friend:what’s your favorite Porsche?
    Me:Panzerkampfwagen Maus
    Friend:uhh what?

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      porsche 1943

    • @Dr.C_Stag
      @Dr.C_Stag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂

    • @eropatissier6706
      @eropatissier6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Panzerkampfwagen VIII*

    • @tsarbomba4620
      @tsarbomba4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex Rios thank you for correcting him

    • @crocgator3693
      @crocgator3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex Rios I always thought it was the Aus F VIII

  • @FreakiMuffin
    @FreakiMuffin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    Woh would win?
    A 200 ton panzer who can destroy almost any tank from the allied forces
    Or
    Some dirt that got wet

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Bridges

    • @onlinemilkman7252
      @onlinemilkman7252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Even dry mud haha

    • @twm0904
      @twm0904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The allied fighter bombers that would have a field day pummeling it with bombs

    • @auramaster2068
      @auramaster2068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Maus tank: good against anything!
      Bombers, bridges, and mud: im going to end this tanks whole career

    • @suryaprakash2126
      @suryaprakash2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that dirt is the reason operation barborossa failed

  • @rob3609
    @rob3609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Would have been hard to spot with “Barn” camouflage

    • @dannymunch4633
      @dannymunch4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Look an this cute little cottage on that ridge over there." ... "Why is there a 150mm gun peeking out of the cottage?"

    • @wesleyfrei
      @wesleyfrei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      THE BARN INQUSITION WAS A FAILURE!

    • @alfnoakes392
      @alfnoakes392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is not such a daft idea ... gun emplacements on (German occupied) Jersey were very successfully disguised as houses etc. Having the 'house' move between photo-recce pics might have given the game away though.

    • @ImWallace799
      @ImWallace799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As long as there is enough paint to go around

    • @Zman82
      @Zman82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that would be something.

  • @camrendavis6650
    @camrendavis6650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    *platoons retreating*
    General: hey, who told you to retreat?
    Soldier: MAUS, ITS A MAUS!!!!
    GENERAL: am I to assume that my men are scared of little mouse?
    *tank rolls over Hill*
    General: sweet Jesus

    • @albertpirelius
      @albertpirelius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Best comment ever

    • @snafu1433
      @snafu1433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      General: Holy Jesus

    • @karl5133
      @karl5133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      *P-51s then proceed to drop 1000kg bombs on it*

    • @bravodelta4156
      @bravodelta4156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Snafu WHAT IS THAT?!!?! WTF IS THAT?!?!?

    • @outoftime7127
      @outoftime7127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Maus is easy to destroy. Just go behind it. It cant catchup because of its slow speed

  • @jacobszymczak9323
    @jacobszymczak9323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2048

    I wish you mentioned a weird fact about the museum the Maus is in. The Maus wasn't driven or maneuvered into the museum, the museum was built around the Maus

    • @ChungMyers
      @ChungMyers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Jacob Szymczak Which is really interesting!

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      You know its very heavy when you have to build a museum around the tank just to display it

    • @VietnamWarSummarized
      @VietnamWarSummarized 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +fulcrum 29 Can that tank still work, does it have a real engine

    • @jacobszymczak9323
      @jacobszymczak9323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Historical Arms & Armor Channel
      No it cant the entire engine-generator-motor system is long gone as well as pretty much the entire internals only the external things remain. If you are interested in what it looks like, Wargaming for World of Tanks did a video called "Outside the Cheiftains Hatch- Maus" it's very informative on the maus and he goes inside it to show what's left

    • @Cirux321
      @Cirux321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Historical Arms & Armor Channel
      Unfortunately no. It's only an empty hull and the turret/gun. All the turret equipment was destroyed when the Germans set charges off in it to destroy the 2nd prototype tank. It literally blew the turret off the destroyed hull. And nobody really knows what happened to the engine, generator, transmission and final drives that were removed from the existing v1 hull. There has been on again, off again talks about completely restoring it but the costs to do it is estimated to be in the tens of millions and the simple fact there is literally no spare parts existing anywhere for the Maus to be refurbished makes it practically impossible to do.

  • @superep1
    @superep1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Engineers - "Hey Adolf, how big do you want this tank to be?"
    Hitler - "Yes"

    • @shtupidmate
      @shtupidmate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nah thats the p1000 ratte

    • @kopi5806
      @kopi5806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yah hanz

    • @superep1
      @superep1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kopi5806 you’ll never catch me

    • @kopi5806
      @kopi5806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superep1 You can't run

    • @Prokerboss
      @Prokerboss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adolphus*
      No this is not amogus

  • @tophergoose5507
    @tophergoose5507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    War Thunder sponsoring a video about the Maus is pretty funny now...

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4297

    Too OP please nerf
    *Physics:*
    Say no more

    • @cpufreak101
      @cpufreak101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Justin Y. Imagine if they got the drivetrain from a modern diesel electric freight train, reliability and power would increase, which would also allow for faster movement

    • @jakovvuk4311
      @jakovvuk4311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Justin Y. This dude is everywhere

    • @novarian8625
      @novarian8625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's ok, German will Solve the problem

    • @probably_seohyun
      @probably_seohyun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Justin Y.
      Physics: Say No More.
      Players: Too Slow, Please Buff
      Game Developers: Ok, Buy It With Real Money!

    • @_chp_
      @_chp_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Justin Y. I find you everywhere

  • @Colt1911Novice
    @Colt1911Novice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    It’s kinda weird how I got a Porsche ad for this video.

    • @louisolive3821
      @louisolive3821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      They're still trying to show off that precision german engineering xD

    • @RPM.0102
      @RPM.0102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *Porsche ad starts* watches 188 ton tank speed at 130mph down a highway

    • @nathanlynch9634
      @nathanlynch9634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did it give you the opinion to buy this tank?

    • @TheMarleyDavidson
      @TheMarleyDavidson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No it's not you dipshit.

    • @tirpitz177
      @tirpitz177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @RojoFern
    @RojoFern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Boy is that ironic, Gaijin sponsoring a Maus video one year before removing it from the game.

    • @addust
      @addust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was probably removed as it was far too OP on the armour end, an entire force of British and American tanks would most likely only be able to destroy ONE maus.

    • @yamato3870
      @yamato3870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Addust Channel What about the Obj 279? It’s just like the Maus.

    • @addust
      @addust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yamato3870 less OP and less german

    • @benfennell6842
      @benfennell6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@addust I have literally never non penned a maus in war thunder, except for a custom game where we did 10 m10's vs a maus

    • @addust
      @addust 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benfennell6842 k

  • @trainman2226
    @trainman2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    “You can play it in war thunder”
    2 things
    stupid long grind time
    And it was removed...

    • @milkdromeda8539
      @milkdromeda8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would legit buy it just for collection

    • @winstein3689
      @winstein3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same thing in armored aces. Almost impossible to get

    • @radiationstudios5533
      @radiationstudios5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E100 has the same turret but is premium tank

    • @trainman2226
      @trainman2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Radiation Studios *event tank

    • @kartal_194
      @kartal_194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Radiation Studios the E-100 is not a premium Tank, it’s in the same slide but it’s a normal tank who you have do Rederecht the modifications. I know it because I have it

  • @aniusers
    @aniusers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    German : *"Destroy the tank, it's impractical!"*
    Russia : *It's our tank now.*

    • @rielzuad7028
      @rielzuad7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because in soviet russia unfinished tanks finishes you.

    • @igorbesevic8450
      @igorbesevic8450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No its not its GERMAN

    • @randomrandomness3173
      @randomrandomness3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KV-6 rolls over the hill

    • @Michal-mc6co
      @Michal-mc6co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No? Its German tank

    • @dasd1am0nd
      @dasd1am0nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with aircraft carrier

  • @giorgigarsevanidze6334
    @giorgigarsevanidze6334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    Fun fact: Germans painted a symbol of USSR on both sides of Maus's hull, so that if there were Allied spies in the factory, they would've thought, that it was a captured Russian tank.

    • @moluccas3699
      @moluccas3699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Source?

    • @giorgigarsevanidze6334
      @giorgigarsevanidze6334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@moluccas3699
      Basically there's a show called "Inside the Chieftain's Hatch" developed by Wargaming, a video game company, where the host(Nicholas Moran, a.k.a 'Chieftain') takes a look at different tanks and explains their features. When he was doing a review on Maus, he mentioned, that Germans painted the USSR Symbol on the tank for this purpose.
      Various sources of information also confirm this fact.

    • @moluccas3699
      @moluccas3699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@giorgigarsevanidze6334 Thanks

    • @patrioticanarchist991
      @patrioticanarchist991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Kinda funny they tried that, no way anyone could mistake this for anything but German

    • @anthonyc4138
      @anthonyc4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@patrioticanarchist991 lol

  • @brandonbonett6416
    @brandonbonett6416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Maus Tank: I'm the biggest tank ever!
    P1000: lol! A small toy car!

    • @nicocathelot1139
      @nicocathelot1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Relatable

    • @ImWallace799
      @ImWallace799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      P1500: oh! An action figure and a hot wheels!

    • @Noname-ur4ct
      @Noname-ur4ct 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImWallace799 P-2000: Cute

    • @vladimirputin577
      @vladimirputin577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Noname-ur4ct there was no p.2000 designed

    • @Farm172DII
      @Farm172DII 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      earth tank:ants...

  • @nightlock826
    @nightlock826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “We need more panzers! Not Maus sir!”
    “Nah you need moving targets- I mean moving fortresses.

  • @trevor8726
    @trevor8726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    1940- Porsche makes the biggest tank in human history
    2018- Porsche makes cars

    • @XtreeM_FaiL
      @XtreeM_FaiL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Trevor Porsche made cars before the war.

    • @ashleyhyatt6319
      @ashleyhyatt6319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Many car manufacturers were making war materials. Mitsubishi, Daimler-Benz, BMW, Ford...

    • @user-fn3py8hv9p
      @user-fn3py8hv9p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mitsubishi created the once feared zero fighter, now they make cars:3

    • @untrustworthypoptart9144
      @untrustworthypoptart9144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      佐々木アキ
      Zero was never feared lol

    • @user-fn3py8hv9p
      @user-fn3py8hv9p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DidIAskYouM8? Well at least it was feared because of its reckless pilot committing suicide:3

  • @kowalskihun1252
    @kowalskihun1252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    Maus: **exists**
    Physics: *I'm about to end this tank's whole career.*

    • @theminuskai7453
      @theminuskai7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny and original 👌

    • @skycrapper5902
      @skycrapper5902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You killed me with this...I hope you are happy😁😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Greenierw
      @Greenierw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Screw you physics
      -Maus

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now imagine....Jagdgmaus XD
      😁😂
      It would be unstopable...

    • @sombertownds149
      @sombertownds149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Girls und panzer: *the laws of physics are meaningless*

  • @lrnz4205
    @lrnz4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Imagine being a loader of 150mm and 75mm gun. You will be a body builder after the war

    • @nissanexbad8512
      @nissanexbad8512 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it would have automatic loader probably

  • @Hans-hy5jp
    @Hans-hy5jp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Gaijin: *puts maus in warthunder and sponsors a history video on it*
    Players: *enjoy playing the maus*
    Gaijin:
    *_Y E E T_*

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    Maus was too OP it killed itself

  • @alexs5968
    @alexs5968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Oh crap, our 190 ton tank got stuck in the mud, I guess it's there for ever, because my truck doesn't have enough power to pull it out

    • @STHV_
      @STHV_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Ann Onymus That actually happened it took them several days to free the Maus as it had sunk almost up to the turret there are even images of it online

    • @alexs5968
      @alexs5968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      +STHV, I looked it up, seems very ironic, because most battles during WW2 usually had mud, and what did they expect to happen with 200 tons

    • @caelvanir8557
      @caelvanir8557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      “Well I guess we’re a bunker now”

    • @DMZ_5
      @DMZ_5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Ann Onymus The tank comes with its own entrenching function

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Of course you would consider that before entering the mud. It’s meant to be a tank destroyer only, not anti-infantry nor is it good off-road or against aircrafts and it’s really slow so it’s not easy to catch up with advancing forces, plus if the tracks are broken it’s almost impossible to get working again on the battlefield
      BUT it wins any one-on-one tank situation. Or one-on-ten if you like

  • @MrGhozt
    @MrGhozt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If the Maus was literally impossible to move to a museum or practically anywhere else, imagine if the P-1000 Ratte was successfully developed and one was left preserved for a museum

    • @RandomFurry07
      @RandomFurry07 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Make it the museum

  • @babaloo526
    @babaloo526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Other tanks: Coaxial machine gun
    Maus an intellectual: Coaxial 75 mm cannon

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Imagine how much better a movie Downfall would've been had Hilter chosen to hop in the Maus and fight the Red Army personally as they closed into Berlin.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Richard Powell not true to events though.

    • @ratkovac7
      @ratkovac7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      SantomPh Wtf are you talking about that happened but its not known

    • @joanneliu9835
      @joanneliu9835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Richard Powell ikr 😂😂😂

    • @user-px8eo2cs4g
      @user-px8eo2cs4g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SantomPh Really?!

    • @rayokill9319
      @rayokill9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Richard Powell and then bombed from a po 2 or peschka 2

  • @bionawye9059
    @bionawye9059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Biggest tank-Maus
    Smallest Rc tank- Goliath

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fly: *TITAN*

    • @spicyhead1485
      @spicyhead1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Germany was like naming tanks panther and if tank got bigger names it mouse

    • @drakesasword1451
      @drakesasword1451 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maus

    • @Monarch_Crown_Security
      @Monarch_Crown_Security 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t forget the ratt

    • @oldmakee8122
      @oldmakee8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agent Britain no it’s called ratte

  • @wv8d
    @wv8d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Germans
    Strenght: 150
    Defense:180
    Speed:23
    Agility: 7
    Mobility: 2

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Blitzkrieg!

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Weight:1000

    • @The_Greedy_Orphan
      @The_Greedy_Orphan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The tank should be permanently connected to a fuel truck which in turn is connected to an oil refinery.

    • @Cykadelia
      @Cykadelia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Speed: 23
      Mobility: 2
      Whatever, kid

    • @wv8d
      @wv8d 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cykadelia im talking about the tanks

  • @oiboi1893
    @oiboi1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    *A HUGE TANK*
    Hitler: *MAUS*

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmm yes,big boi is named after a smol boi

  • @cstorres9383
    @cstorres9383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    I’m glad War Thunder is actually marketing the game well

    • @damjanrudez8329
      @damjanrudez8329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WoT is better

    • @untrustworthypoptart9144
      @untrustworthypoptart9144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      WT is dying though

    • @ZeShirky
      @ZeShirky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here, I've been playing it for years.

    • @Snowpeagaming
      @Snowpeagaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Excellent game, personally prefer it over a ‘certain other game’

    • @shieldmate7444
      @shieldmate7444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Both WoT and WT are blooming right now, stop fighting.

  • @alexavieralagao3343
    @alexavieralagao3343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Mini Maus gets *banged* by Micky Maus' 150mm *gun* in the Club Haus

    • @Xadous1
      @Xadous1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arcanium Gamer Squad im weak lmaoo😂😂😂 memes😂😂

    • @notfunnydidntlaugh3916
      @notfunnydidntlaugh3916 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment doesn't deserve to be underrated.

    • @ikerus0072
      @ikerus0072 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lool xD

  • @elitemation
    @elitemation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Allies: We built the tank!
    Germans: We also built a tank that is equally same as yours
    Allies: We built medium tanks!
    Germans: same
    Allies: we built the M4!
    Germans: We built the Pz IV
    Allies: We built the t 34
    Germans: We built the Tiger
    Allies: we built the IS
    Germans: We built the Tiger II
    Allies: we built the centurion!
    Germans: we built the maus
    Allies: *Allies have left the chat*

    • @rct3LP
      @rct3LP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Allies: Allies planes entered the chat
      Germans: Maus left the chat

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Allies: We built the Tortoise!

    • @kartupelitish1903
      @kartupelitish1903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Allies: *tOrToIsE aNd T95*

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      New Zealand: *enters the chat*
      New Zealand: We built the Bob Semple tank bitches!

    • @DragonHunter24
      @DragonHunter24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      rct3LP germans: Ratte entered the chat

  • @ColonialEagle5455
    @ColonialEagle5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Germany: Has a massive cannon and tank
    Hitler: We will rule the world
    Germany: *destroys it when the soviets get a mile away from the tank*

    • @neversafefromwaluigi8853
      @neversafefromwaluigi8853 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Germany: *destroys the tanks so they are not captured*
      The engineers that had to build it: *up music starts playing*

    • @mornmorn4367
      @mornmorn4367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did you even watch the video?

    • @hankjwimbleton6598
      @hankjwimbleton6598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are like a kd warrior from gta lol

  • @AdolfHitler-ib2qy
    @AdolfHitler-ib2qy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Damn i've miss my Pet Maus

    • @FeedMyBalls
      @FeedMyBalls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      welp good for u dolfy

    • @theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268
      @theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      RIP maus *it was extra thicc*

    • @worldwarfaregaming6602
      @worldwarfaregaming6602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adolf Hitler if you weren't stupid enough to attack the soviets it would be easier for you to work on the maus, so you wont have to fight 2 fronts

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adolf Hitler at least the Maus is extra thiccer than you

    • @je-qr4ew
      @je-qr4ew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your pet sucked than fegelein

  • @FBI-fl2iq
    @FBI-fl2iq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    Well... GERMANS DRUNK TOOO MUCH BEER. " Hans, wir need a neuen Tank"

    • @ryanbowen2946
      @ryanbowen2946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Attack on titan hans

    • @berlioz3523
      @berlioz3523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im pretty sure they drank schnapps

    • @shadow-san3810
      @shadow-san3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Deine Mudda hat zu viel Gesoffen

    • @FBI-fl2iq
      @FBI-fl2iq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maurice ok wenn du ein schlechten Tag hast, muss du nicht sofort beleidigen. Дурак

    • @RayTC
      @RayTC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maurice Döner Döner Kebab

  • @timrlt6662
    @timrlt6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    V1 Tank commander : "Let's cross this river!"
    Operator : "It's 9 m deep, sir"
    Commander : "Scheiße!"

  • @tkkmss5713
    @tkkmss5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Gajin: *sponsors this video*
    Also Gajin: *removes Maus from War Thunder*

  • @typicalperson8206
    @typicalperson8206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I’m pleasantly surprised u actually made this

  • @muhammadrahmanadinoto2532
    @muhammadrahmanadinoto2532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    *SAY GUTEN TAG TO MEIN PORSCHE*

  • @theprofessional3678
    @theprofessional3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    War Thunder: Look at us we have the Maus
    Also War Thunder: *removes Maus

  • @ericajoy3715
    @ericajoy3715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Maus is slow"
    "Hans, let's up this thing"
    *LEOPARD I*

  • @generalsaufenberg4931
    @generalsaufenberg4931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Mouse.... And the people say, Germans have no sense of humor^^.

    • @janetsmith328
      @janetsmith328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Metal gear rising:revengence reference?

    • @hiddentreasure2161
      @hiddentreasure2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      And their smallest tank is called The 'Goliath'

    • @queen_pharsa9986
      @queen_pharsa9986 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maus and mouse is 2 different thing..😅

    • @hiddentreasure2161
      @hiddentreasure2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@queen_pharsa9986 Maus is also the word for mouse in German so it is funny that they named the biggest fully inclosed amour fighting vehicle a small rodent

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hiddentreasure2161 : Fun fact: The Goliath was a tracked explosive device that was operated by wire.

  • @sagnik2693
    @sagnik2693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Fast as the wind the invasion has begun..
    Few seconds later...
    Help our tank is stuck

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I read the first line as a Sabaton lyric... followed by a record scratch.

    • @accountisdeadnotbigsurpris3026
      @accountisdeadnotbigsurpris3026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "You might be wondering how I got into this situation."

  • @heramaaroricon4738
    @heramaaroricon4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Granted, this tank would have been pretty good as mobile communication platform and tactical planning vehicle.
    While other tanks did attack the Maus could have been used as operation base for commanders in the field giving orders and stay mobile.

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well there’s still the problem of those pesky metal mosquitos called “planes”.

  • @thatlittleratinyourcloset7612
    @thatlittleratinyourcloset7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Maus, the only tank i can feel comfortable showing my side in

  • @timthewarlord2304
    @timthewarlord2304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    katyusha rockets

    • @dayofthedaleks1524
      @dayofthedaleks1524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim The Warlord YEESS

    • @sobersnake4524
      @sobersnake4524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim The Warlord T34 Calliope*

    • @warpartyattheoutpost4987
      @warpartyattheoutpost4987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Quigg, nice!

    • @ace4348
      @ace4348 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those rockets wouldn't have done anything to the maus. . .

    • @maxim7269
      @maxim7269 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes please do katyusha rocket also known as stalin organs

  • @ChrisKane-
    @ChrisKane- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Absolutely loved this one! I feel like if I were riding in one of these I'd be unstoppable! 🛦🎖😎

    • @xyxser63
      @xyxser63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are the narrator?

    • @whenthe2209
      @whenthe2209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Huh try fighting an abrams with that

    • @ryan7775
      @ryan7775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      until a bomber comes along

    • @wiesellmakelaardij1237
      @wiesellmakelaardij1237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You know, a RPG warhead could go through its upper plate. 500mm penn?

    • @Mejonnaise
      @Mejonnaise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Until you came ot a bridge,, or mud.. or a hill.. or a plane

  • @charlie_0701
    @charlie_0701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Engineer: how much armour would you like?
    Hitler: *yes*

    • @moritz7613
      @moritz7613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get that joke

  • @godfatherofbratfettjammi9833
    @godfatherofbratfettjammi9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Impressive! And perfectly underlined by "Ritt der Walküren" in the background.

  • @JoshuaLikesGrahamCrackers
    @JoshuaLikesGrahamCrackers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Can you do one on the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte? That would be really cool.

  • @matthewmckenna248
    @matthewmckenna248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Could you cover the B 52 bomber?

    • @josecosta-lz1wo
      @josecosta-lz1wo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I aprove

    • @Vowsr
      @Vowsr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I approve this message

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No sorry I'm white are there any white people in America?

  • @MouldMadeMind
    @MouldMadeMind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Idea of tanks to heavy to use: *exist
    Hitler: I'll take your entire stock!

  • @adamc.sieracki4145
    @adamc.sieracki4145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was a heavy tank. I recall somewhere that the practical weight limit for ground pressure even with tracks is around 70 long tons.

  • @ethanelectric1024
    @ethanelectric1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    What do Germans do when the get there 188 ton panzer stuck.
    They make a 230 ton one to pull It out silly

    • @Taskuli12
      @Taskuli12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ascended Life Form what do they after they lose a war ?
      Start another one
      ok i stop

    • @comraderfluff6923
      @comraderfluff6923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      M0nniKala then they make 300ton one and try to recover both of the stuck ones
      And then they lost it again and the 300 ton got stuck

    • @blackdeath4965
      @blackdeath4965 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Germany ball:niet

    • @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer
      @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ratte!

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ascended Life Form Nope, They just create a Blue Whale sized tank that can shoot nukes.

  • @buckmeintheash6923
    @buckmeintheash6923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Göring ate the Maus
    While Fäliure still tries to find Fegelein

  • @whitefeather8387
    @whitefeather8387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate the workers who made this.

  • @tharituallawt4978
    @tharituallawt4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ride of the Valkyries...
    Nice background music..

  • @andreim841
    @andreim841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    If you think the Maus it's big, you should see the plans for the P 1000 Ratte, makes the Maus looks like a pea shooter...

    • @frostthehos6512
      @frostthehos6512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it a blueprint though but it would be cool to see he cover it

    • @steiner4864
      @steiner4864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes only plans and unrealistic big

    • @KitKatGamerZ
      @KitKatGamerZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the p 1000 ratte is a super weapon WAAY bigger than a maus

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrei M you should see that thing i forgot what it was called but it was on a railroad and it had an 800 meter cannon

    • @ibramgaunt885
      @ibramgaunt885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There were also Plans for a Even bigger Tank the p2000

  • @jbhamid
    @jbhamid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS!
    *tank gets stuck in mud
    Nevermind.....

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jbhamid it actually got stuck trying to cross railroad tracks

    • @DeuxExNoir
      @DeuxExNoir 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TSAR tank

    • @surfacecape6168
      @surfacecape6168 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LKAOOo

    • @krosskreut3463
      @krosskreut3463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well now its the new fuhrerbunker

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would it help if I got out and pushed?

  • @Sp000k1
    @Sp000k1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My favorite WW2 board game!
    *Maus Trap*

  • @oim8254
    @oim8254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Perfect target practice for attack aircraft and bomber.

  • @doso4782
    @doso4782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Very educational and detailed.

    • @shellys.9531
      @shellys.9531 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Douglas Roempke lol

    • @lostinthesauce6409
      @lostinthesauce6409 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      start war thunder
      choose a tank to preview
      press X-Ray and armour thickness botum
      HOLLY REALISTIC DETAILS JESUS

  • @glizzygordon5395
    @glizzygordon5395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR RIGHT WING!!!

  • @duncanm4061
    @duncanm4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It had one good use: It could move over and destroy bridges so that the allies couldn’t use them.
    But seriously, that would have just been used as target practice for bomber pilots.

  • @jimmynichols6608
    @jimmynichols6608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hitler: I want a absolutely MASSIVE tank
    Also Hitler: Let’s name it the Maus

  • @aurimasknieza7320
    @aurimasknieza7320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    T95- DOOM TURTLE!

    • @kingoftheneeks3623
      @kingoftheneeks3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aurimas Knieža Yesssssss

    • @thepulle4722
      @thepulle4722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If they made the video on it they'll probably name it the T28 and I can't wait for the "Tenk Xpertz" to correct them saying "It's actually called the T95"

    • @weiner4053
      @weiner4053 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turtle Hurtle... but im still going for Maus :P

    • @m4ttyofficialchannel
      @m4ttyofficialchannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aurimas Knieža just a cockroach with a machine gun for the maus

    • @jacobszymczak9323
      @jacobszymczak9323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your Average pull it was both at various points in development, but the most interesting part about that project to me was that the vehicle was lost for years after development was canceled and it was found in the woods of some random farmers field

  • @sakuya1185
    @sakuya1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pz.Kpfw. VIII Maus: *exists*
    me: *laughs in circles*

  • @dhakagod
    @dhakagod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's so damn weird that you made a video on the biggest tank ever without ever showing any kind of side by side comparisons to show us the scale of this thing.

  • @gassygastronomer
    @gassygastronomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    despite its size, it’s called “maus”
    Germans are drunk on beer
    edit: i know the ratte exists but this is a video on the maus, totally different

    • @Yoyle-jq9ul
      @Yoyle-jq9ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      German comedy

    • @krosskreut3463
      @krosskreut3463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And other is the Micro bomb tank goliath

    • @moritz7613
      @moritz7613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Look at the Ratte

    • @MasterGamer-jr5uu
      @MasterGamer-jr5uu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Life Gummies lol that’s what we are famous for

    • @MasterGamer-jr5uu
      @MasterGamer-jr5uu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the ratte was neverbuilt

  • @Commander800
    @Commander800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Awesome! Another great video! War Thunder is also quite a fun game.

    • @palomabravo1351
      @palomabravo1351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Commander800 Maus Is Good in the game when matched correctly but most times it gets matched with post war tanks that can totally anhilate you with their nasty HEATFS,ATGM Mobile Launchers and sometimes a freaking Object 232

    • @palomabravo1351
      @palomabravo1351 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correction: Object 120 which is a paper tank with but has freaking 800 mm of pen with their normal shells that will anhilate you either way they fire at you

    • @ninoyvalenzuela8764
      @ninoyvalenzuela8764 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it aint "quite"

    • @palomabravo1351
      @palomabravo1351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ivan valenzuela Russian Bias,Russian Bias Everywhere

    • @voixdv9381
      @voixdv9381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have war thunder, maxed out german in mixed battles (I’m in tier 5/6 in tanks and 5 in planes) it got really stale so now I play IL-2 Sturmovik now.

  • @valhallaiamcoming1376
    @valhallaiamcoming1376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner playing in the background is so cool

  • @OneStrangeDeer
    @OneStrangeDeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sadly, war thunder is removing this tank from the research tree, new players will never be able to play it

  • @timo1218
    @timo1218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Warthunder finally found out what advertising is

  • @rafiakbar7909
    @rafiakbar7909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "Ricochet" "We Ding Them" "That One Bounce" We Didnt even Scratch them" "wier haben sie nicht mal angekratzt"
    "Der Ging Nicht Durcht" "Querschlagër" etc. that what happens if you shot maus in wot

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This happens: "This tank is done for! Now get out!"

    • @FuqUYouTube
      @FuqUYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not in my T95😆

    • @elizabethvillarante9692
      @elizabethvillarante9692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i should be happy if they added the word SCHEISSE hahahah it'll be a great one

    • @dwiwahyu7638
      @dwiwahyu7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im only need some RPG

    • @bouncybird2331
      @bouncybird2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Ricochet. Ricochet. Ricochet. Ricochet. Ricochet. Ricochet. Ricochet. This tank is done for! Get out!"

  • @astonaintnofurry
    @astonaintnofurry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Simple history: tells all details abot the tank
    Me: tank goes bang

  • @Darkboy2525
    @Darkboy2525 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very cool !!! Love heavy tanks !

  • @mechanicalfruit9659
    @mechanicalfruit9659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    I want a girl as *T H I C C* as the Maus tank

    • @vk168saurus_rex_yt2
      @vk168saurus_rex_yt2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahahahahha

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You should try playing Panzermädels.

    • @randomdude9698
      @randomdude9698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She’d squish you in bed u know that right?

    • @Coach3loli
      @Coach3loli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go to McDonald's then.

    • @prometheus1815
      @prometheus1815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So you want a 188 ton girlfriend?

  • @Jdog13425
    @Jdog13425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Good Lord this tank is T H I C C

  • @alexm9078
    @alexm9078 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG I love that the war thunder music started to play in the background 😍

  • @spartandud3
    @spartandud3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One thing to add is that while in this animation the tank has an Iron Cross painted on, it actually had the soviet hammer and sickle instead to try and confuse spies. It didn't work though.

  • @samtaylor1469
    @samtaylor1469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Who would win? 150 Sherman Bois or one Maus Boi?

    • @Unknown_bnuy
      @Unknown_bnuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maus would win, with its ridiculous armor and powerful gun, the Sherman would be outmatched

    • @alexandrebriard9175
      @alexandrebriard9175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      a maus, a sherman could not penetrate it anywhere...

    • @fuckinantipope5511
      @fuckinantipope5511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's over anakin I have the high ground Your name fits the Maus. The Maus would have the Highground over the Shermans XD

    • @hihi-fi8by
      @hihi-fi8by 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FuckinAntiPope no ammo just roll them over

    • @willre00
      @willre00 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Taylor 75mm Sherman’s? Or 76?

  • @TheEventHorizon909
    @TheEventHorizon909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte was the worlds largest tank concept ever designed. It was designed to use Naval artillery used on the Battleship Bismarck as its main weapon, with a smaller secondary gun used on the prototype Pz 8 Maus. This tank was so massive it needed dozens of Anti Aircraft cannons. Although this sounds scary it would probably just get stuck in the mud like the Maus tanks and be a massive target for high altitude bombing. It was only a blueprint and never made.

    • @Danspy501st
      @Danspy501st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ohm..... I think you need to read that again. If that is true that you say, then the main guns on Bismarck had been shrunk in size. First, it was a prototype that never left the papers, so it is hard to know what it would be armed with, and some might over due it and says something that isnt so true. There is no one in the world that would know how it would had looked if it got made. Only models of what it could had been look like. Second, Bismarck's main guns is is 38 cm, or 380 mm. Alot bigger and heavier then the 28cm/280mm duel turret that "Ratte" would had used. The 28cm guns are the same guns used on Scharnhorst class battleships.
      Landkreuzer P.1000 Ratte was described as a land ship which it also would had looked like with the main guns. They thought that it would reach around 40 km/h, but it will most likely be less. I mean see at Maus that weighs around 188 tons and can only drive between 18-20 km/h

    • @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer
      @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Danspy501st maus was solid though, this was intended to be hollow like a regular ship, but on land. Soviet T35 was the same idea but smaller, exchanging the one giant turret for many smaller ones, like a destroyer.
      If it weren't for aircraft it would probably be a good idea. The inspiration simply hit everyone too late. It's the PSI pressure that kills a tank not simply its weight, by being so much larger, there would probably be room for more engines and the weight would be spread out more, so it wouldn't be as slow.
      I mean if something like this can hit 5km, certainly the Ratte could at least beat the Maus www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/0/watch--the-worlds-largest-land-vehicle-the-bagger-288-bucket-whe/

    • @bobsjepanzerkampfwagen4150
      @bobsjepanzerkampfwagen4150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Think that tank has big and wide enough tracks to cross a river

    • @thanosthethiccfarmer1850
      @thanosthethiccfarmer1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was never planned to be armed with 15inch guns from Bismarck. 11-inch guns were planned from the Scharnhorst, except to add space, the center one was removed.

    • @bitterivan1938
      @bitterivan1938 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mobile fortress

  • @backcountry164
    @backcountry164 ปีที่แล้ว

    The snorkel was just for the crew. You also needed a second Maus and power cables to run the electric motors that drove the tank.

  • @nevermind-he8ni
    @nevermind-he8ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the ten minute metric conversion lesson.

  • @Cryptic_
    @Cryptic_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Ahh Germany
    A Country that puts quality over quantity
    Just like Simple History
    Mad Respect

    • @_wayward_494
      @_wayward_494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      quality over quality?
      Ohhh you mean over engineered?

    • @guardiadecivil6777
      @guardiadecivil6777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if hitler wasn't a dumbfuck every think that germany made will probably still be updated till the modern days, the tactics used by the german are copied by most countries today

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed. The put the "on paper" quality over real world quality.

    • @outoftime7127
      @outoftime7127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dakotah Hutchinson Unfortunetly,Germany tanks break often,so its not 100% Quality. Maus had many flaws and so do other German tanks.Germany mainly favour armour and firepower over speed

    • @androidweb1776
      @androidweb1776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You meant to say quality over quantity. Quality the term of style and physical appearance, such as size and weight. Quantity the term of mass producing multiple productions and keeps repeating in making the same thing.

  • @mkkvc
    @mkkvc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    The maus could cross a bridge, BUT only when the bridge is made of Stalinium 😂😉
    Edit: thanks 4 the likes!😮😊

  • @duncanmcocinner5939
    @duncanmcocinner5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For perspective, an m4 sherman has a 76.2 mm main cannon. Imagine that as a machine gun and mount it as the 2nd biggest gun on this tank

  • @wilsonw3595
    @wilsonw3595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What is Hitler's favourite type of cheese?
    Mauseralla

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The name fits the tank

  • @marphillois
    @marphillois 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can you please do a video about Léo Major. The only Canadian and one of only three soldiers in the British Commonwealth to ever receive the Distinguished Conduct Medal twice in separate wars.
    On the night of April 13, 1945, Major single-handedly liberated the city of Zwolle in the Netherlands from German army occupation. This action earned him his first Distinguished Conduct Medal. He received his second DCM during the Korean War for leading the capture of a key hill.

  • @GetGaejined
    @GetGaejined 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how you actualy used war thunder music!

  • @echo8481
    @echo8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Maus: *Exists*
    Schwerer Gustav: Am I a joke to you?

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Ob's stürmt oder schneid, ob die Sonne uns lacht....

    • @stalinium4769
      @stalinium4769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      trycoldman23 ja!! Das panzerlied!!

    • @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm
      @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ...der Tag glühend heiß oder eiskalt die Nacht...

    • @RFFSA_SR7
      @RFFSA_SR7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Verstaubt sind Geischter Doch froh ist unser sinn Ja unser sinn...*

    • @TS-tk5kj
      @TS-tk5kj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      trycoldman23
      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      The video is in English,
      And your comment should be too

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TS
      Fugitu realixe idiote xei juilotu weij ini 2018???
      WTF!!!!

  • @doso4782
    @doso4782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I love War Thunder. Every boy in my class at school has Fortnite, but I like War Thunder because its (kinda) educational.

    • @aqe435xs5
      @aqe435xs5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Douglas Roempke goddamn same lol everyone in my class is playing Fortnite meanwhile I’m flying jets lol.

    • @Captain.J.Dreadful
      @Captain.J.Dreadful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Douglas Roempke man... your just like me! I live history and realistic games so I play War Thunder all the time.

    • @lotharlaishram765
      @lotharlaishram765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Fortnite is cancer

    • @chrisscott6254
      @chrisscott6254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Funny enough that is my exact situation XD. Plus what is so good about fort nite anyways? It’s just a free for all death match similar to the hunger games or something.

    • @dankdungeon5104
      @dankdungeon5104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Scott well the hunger games was nice?

  • @guppiapfeljustleopardthing8756
    @guppiapfeljustleopardthing8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Warthunder back a few years:
    Happy tank noises
    Warthunder late 2019:
    Sad Maus noises

  • @kaiserredgamer8943
    @kaiserredgamer8943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    German boi: Mom can mickey mouse fight alongside us on the battlefield
    Mom: No we already have a T H I C C mickey mouse at home
    Mickey mouse at home: