The Ratte - The Biggest Tank Ever Designed

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    Landkreuzer P1000 'Ratte'
    The main feature of this new tank - its enormous size - surpassed everything made up to that point.
    In comparison, even the heaviest of tanks would have seemed like toys.
    The Ratte remained just another of Hitler’s great fantasies.
    As German General Heinz Guderian wrote in his autobiography, “Hitler’s Fantasy led him into the realm of the gigantic”.
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    Created by Daniel Turner
    Script: Dejan Milivojevic
    Narrator:
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    Sources:
    Porter, David. Hitler's Secret Weapons, 1933-1945: The Essential Facts and Figures for Germany's Secret Weapons Programme. Amber, 2010.
    Estes, Kenneth W., and Ian Palmer. Super-heavy Tanks of World War II. Osprey, 2014.
    Hahn, Fritz. Waffen Und Geheimwaffen Des Deutschen Heeres: 1933-1945. Ed. Dörfler Im Nebel-Verl., 1995.
    Ford, Roger. Germany's Secret Weapons in World War II. MBI Publishing Company, 2000.
    Guderian, Heinz. Erinnerungen eines Soldaten. Heidelberg: K. Vowinckel, 1950.

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  • @Simplehistory
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  • @alpharius7630
    @alpharius7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2448

    nobody:
    german wunderwaffen creators: bigger problems require bigger solutions

    • @cannoneer6680
      @cannoneer6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *Allied bombing intensifies*

    • @bruhman5385
      @bruhman5385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      OMG I think you made me realize something.
      Germans point of view: the threat of ennemy's forces grows wider and stronger; lets make BIGGER weapons!
      Russians point of view: we're getting fewer and loner; let's make LOT of weapons!
      I don't know if that makes sense...but for me it is

    • @cannoneer6680
      @cannoneer6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Cooler Rafael Suprayogi If it don't work, send it to gulag

    • @fanta4897
      @fanta4897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hitler: Nein. Bigger problems require BIGGEST solutions.

  • @cfox9449
    @cfox9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    “You see that battleship over there?”
    “Yeah
    “Make it a tank-“

    • @kurtlianddemesa6028
      @kurtlianddemesa6028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and he respected it

    • @jamesdykes517
      @jamesdykes517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      See an English person not acting like Germans say ze all the time whilst using English. Thanks for the effort. And clever.

    • @lolasaidsomething
      @lolasaidsomething 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Hans"
      "Vat is it mein führer?"
      "Do you zee zat yamato?"
      "Jä?"
      *"I vant it in land"*

    • @anormalperson1188
      @anormalperson1188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lolasaidsomething funni, there was a germa general (or commander) named Hans/z.

    • @renugadevi6572
      @renugadevi6572 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ratte have a battleships turret is fixed as a main gun

  • @takakocaesar579
    @takakocaesar579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3256

    German High Command: “we need more panzer III’s and IV’s to counter the numerous soviet T34/85”
    Adolf Hitler: “I want a tank the size of the Reichstag!”

    • @40gamin
      @40gamin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      *Thicc tonk*

    • @scl1332
      @scl1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      German High Command: oh like an extension of it’s power to be as powerful as the Reichstag ?
      Hitler: Nein, the Reichstag itself!!!!

    • @Ben_mgsp
      @Ben_mgsp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Ratte drivers over enemies tanks

    • @limboonsiew5552
      @limboonsiew5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      why I can see that happening?

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hitler: Und Now Ve vill Schee Who Has De Schmall Pee-Pee! Schee How GIANT MEIN PEE-PEE IS!!!

  • @Sarshu
    @Sarshu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    "Armed with an anti-tank cannon"
    Twin naval cannons: Am I a joke to you?

    • @_argurios8253
      @_argurios8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      the former was probably easier and more convenient to use at a close range, i suppose the naval cannons would have a bombardment purpose for buildings and positions

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_argurios8253 at this point ratte should just drive over tanks.

    • @feralfae695
      @feralfae695 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heyhoe168 Yeah

    • @helloyoutube1338
      @helloyoutube1338 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no urself is a joke

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@heyhoe168tbh yeah

  • @Prizrak131
    @Prizrak131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    1:45 me showing off my favorite hotwheels car to my friend

  • @antehd07
    @antehd07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5319

    hitler be like:
    You see that building?
    I want that moving.

    • @possitivelypessimistic
      @possitivelypessimistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      See that Colossal Tank?
      I want it hovering

    • @HisMajestyFi
      @HisMajestyFi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      See that flying colossal tank?
      *I want it to go into outer space*

    • @wahyuwijayanto4505
      @wahyuwijayanto4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      You see that tank in outer space?
      I want it to exit the galaxy

    • @_neishi0859
      @_neishi0859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      See that tank outside the galaxy?
      I want it outside the universe

    • @potatosnake3158
      @potatosnake3158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      you see that tank outside the universe? i want it to exit the space and time.

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    “You see that forest?”
    “The one were on top of?”
    *“DAMMIT HANZ YOU RUINED THE JOKE-“*

    • @elichen7716
      @elichen7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m cracking hard

    • @hevyc8353
      @hevyc8353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is an underrated comment 😂

    • @darktronics9901
      @darktronics9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t understand

    • @andrewvu1752
      @andrewvu1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@darktronics9901 it was supposed to be
      “You see that forest?”
      “Yes sir."
      "I don't want to."
      "Yes sir."
      very popular meme format

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Commander Playz "Okay Hans one more time, you see those planes up here?"
      "Ja, i se- PLANES!?"
      "Exactly!, into the treeline!"

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    The fact we have never had a Transformer based on this thing feels like a huge missed opportunity.

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What would their name be though?

    • @HORRIOR1
      @HORRIOR1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@dreademperor2094 I was thinking Teraquake. Tera for trillion, terra, and terror, and quake for earthquake and quaking in fear.

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@HORRIOR1 that could work. Hasbro make it happen

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes please

    • @guardiankiller108
      @guardiankiller108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't give Michael Bay and ideas

  • @shingyanling1856
    @shingyanling1856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    Hitler: finishes building tank
    Soldiers: what about fuel?
    Hitler: oh yeah, oh no

    • @nakajima4058
      @nakajima4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's Enginers 😂

    • @leonandrean958
      @leonandrean958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      german engineer in nutshell

    • @nicholasdavis5393
      @nicholasdavis5393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was thinking the same thing. They may finish it, but they they would never have the fuel to run it.

    • @ok9_5788
      @ok9_5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "Push cowards"

    • @justagerman140
      @justagerman140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Let horses pull it to battle

  • @CookieScript884
    @CookieScript884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2522

    Hitler: Can I Make a Tank?
    Germany: Yeah, How Big You Want It?
    Hitler: *The Same Size As Ikea.*

    • @charlesjakesamadan4008
      @charlesjakesamadan4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Hitler: *I want an Tank*
      Tank Manufacturer: Yes and?
      Hitler: *It needs to be as Large as an Battleship*

    • @Nacoli_Tomahawk
      @Nacoli_Tomahawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      don't tell me that IKEA...

    • @sszarlacki
      @sszarlacki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Nacoli_Tomahawk SCP 3000?!

    • @Nacoli_Tomahawk
      @Nacoli_Tomahawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sszarlacki actually is SCP-3008

    • @lightblub5993
      @lightblub5993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Nacoli_Tomahawk everybody gangsta til u see faceless ikea people saying "The store is now closed, please exit the building"

  • @frank7785
    @frank7785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3679

    Engineer: How big do you want this tank?
    Germans: Ja

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      More like Hitler actually. Nobody wants this tank except him

    • @sauronmordor7494
      @sauronmordor7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

    • @sauronmordor7494
      @sauronmordor7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BRANDON SAMALOT ok

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What terrifying name do you want to give to this monster, mein fuhrer?
      Hitler: *Nein*

    • @creatorsfreedom6734
      @creatorsfreedom6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohhh you comment is so clever - my god

  • @nicz7694
    @nicz7694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    For the non-german folks here who are wondering why the Heck it is called Maus and Ratte:
    Maus original name wasn't actually Maus. It was named "Mammut" (Mammoth) which actually fits for its Weight and Size.
    The Nickname Maus was actually a Trick to let the allies believe that they just build another smaller tank and not a Superheavy one.
    The same would count for the Ratte Design which would have ended up just as Landkreuzer P.1000

  • @rgm-96xjesta31
    @rgm-96xjesta31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    I can imagine Hitler with a Toy Model of the Ratte playing with it
    "Haha Die Allied Schweinhunds!"
    "Ohh nooo!!"
    -Fegelein Bursts in-
    "My Fuhrer, the Eastern Front is collapsing agai-"
    *Shoves Toys into desk*
    "FEGELEIN! KNOCK NEXT TIME!"

    • @enzoferruciot.millan5757
      @enzoferruciot.millan5757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Legit 😂😂😂

    • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
      @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Spaceballs joke!

    • @rick.rollboi
      @rick.rollboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!

    • @Wraith_of_Storm
      @Wraith_of_Storm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is funny, because it probably has some truth to it! 🤣🤣

    • @IndianaJonesTDH
      @IndianaJonesTDH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah yes epik downfall paredy that we all want but never will get

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7926

    One of the biggest tank: *Exists*
    Artillery, air support and mines: *Bonjour*

    • @khanbr7978
      @khanbr7978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      You again?

    • @squeaky206
      @squeaky206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hello

    • @anyoneanywhere8212
      @anyoneanywhere8212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Probably not mines.

    • @Hroshimababa
      @Hroshimababa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Have you seen optimus new video Justin

    • @stonks6616
      @stonks6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Gino Silvera mines would rip tracks apart

  • @Aaronkbrown1125
    @Aaronkbrown1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    Adolf: Men, we need bigger tanks, How big can you make it?
    German Engineers: *"Yes"*

  • @papaowio1175
    @papaowio1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    0:05 imagine giving a sponsorship while you’re fighting on the battlefield

    • @Uncle228
      @Uncle228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sorry I can’t fight for my country I’m filming a sponsorship

    • @skyrimtomato1937
      @skyrimtomato1937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Our position is being overrun! We need artillery support, but first have you heard of Raid sh-“ *gunshot* “NO!”

  • @歴史語学
    @歴史語学 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Kriegsmarine: our ships keep sinking! What should we do?
    Hitler: *hMmmMmm... WHAT IF WE PUT THEM ON LAND?*

    • @stormspirit9643
      @stormspirit9643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LoL

    • @toothpick8352
      @toothpick8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      da kreigs-not-so-marine

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wehrmacht: Our tanks keep getting bombed! What should we do?
      Hitler: *Listen carefully, so last night Ich dreamed of a floating naval gun...*

    • @jandros8744
      @jandros8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Awesome Dude wtf is that profile picture

    • @joemamaobama6863
      @joemamaobama6863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jandros8744 a symbol of peace and luck?

  • @congratsyoufoundmychannel1098
    @congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    How the Ratte came to be:
    *Hitler: "Hey How about we turn the Kriegsmaine into Tanks...!?!?!?"*

    • @jones7590
      @jones7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      * Kriegsmarine :D

    • @vitaliiyakovlev2264
      @vitaliiyakovlev2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had the 152 like.... my ISU at home was proud

    • @undeadjohnmarston4661
      @undeadjohnmarston4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vitaliiyakovlev2264 Su-152: *Am i joke to you?*

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jones7590 Nonono, Kriegsmaine. Because Hitler wants to turn Maine into a tank.

    • @alect525
      @alect525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes and the Lufftwaffle, when Goering stole all the Belgian Waffles

  • @ByteDeity
    @ByteDeity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    Since the Ratte is so large, it would've been its own tank museum.

    • @rzan1700
      @rzan1700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Its own a town

    • @bubbyscott7064
      @bubbyscott7064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Just imagine if they built 4 of them

    • @the4thtomato138
      @the4thtomato138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It could fit an entire panzer division and 5,000 soldiers and just unload them onto the battlefeild

    • @mrtoilet3489
      @mrtoilet3489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rzan1700 lol

    • @ilikeships9333
      @ilikeships9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Except it would of done nothing and been turned into rubble by allied bombers because it was useless

  • @DashsChannel
    @DashsChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    When I was a kid, I thought superweapons like this were awesome and terrifying.
    Now that I am an adult, I find the "practical" ways of fighting wars to be much more horrifying on an existential level.
    The depressing truth is, if any of today's armies were to build a Ratte, it could be located in moments using satellite, and eradicated with 100% precision using drone strikes and AI before it could even leave the factory.

    • @fuckheinschitt239
      @fuckheinschitt239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too.

    • @NeoPsychosis-zg2ki
      @NeoPsychosis-zg2ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ratte would killed in seconds by precision air strikes.

    • @PeterLowenbrauGriffin-
      @PeterLowenbrauGriffin- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just build the ratte for fun ez just not for war lol

    • @BadModder
      @BadModder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But what if it had modern tech

    • @rexkraft_
      @rexkraft_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@BadModder it would still become target practice, but they enemy would enjoy seeing shiny colored explosions as it blows up

  • @mailbox3982
    @mailbox3982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Ratte logic: Can't sink ze kreigsmarine if ze kreigsmarine is on land, amirite?
    edit: no

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I laugh how you typed "amirite" instead of "am i right?" Not offending you but you got me 😂

    • @Sion_Revan
      @Sion_Revan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The flying Deutschman?

    • @IndianaJonesTDH
      @IndianaJonesTDH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a German I can confirm

  • @blubloxx6948
    @blubloxx6948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    USSR: long tank
    germany: tall tonk

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Chunky tonk

    • @user-il5us9wd1j
      @user-il5us9wd1j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@josephstalin364 hi daddy

    • @moist1700
      @moist1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Correction: tall, wide, and *long*

    • @david_1630
      @david_1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Italy: ravioli

    • @ajcool8202
      @ajcool8202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THHHHICK

  • @alenodyuo6037
    @alenodyuo6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2446

    Germany: Made the largest tank
    Japan: Made the largest battleship
    Italy: Made the largest......piza

    • @aksuov6153
      @aksuov6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Flexbus wooosh

    • @thenomad4936
      @thenomad4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Flexbus it's a pun, not a mistake. Unlike your lessons in critical thinking.

    • @bruhm4571
      @bruhm4571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Do you mean Pisa or Pizza?

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Flexbus Pisa,like, The Tower of Pisa

    • @jamsya493
      @jamsya493 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just got it, haha

  • @LUCSchnl
    @LUCSchnl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I don't care how impractical that is, I wanna see one in action!

    • @derrypurnamasari3921
      @derrypurnamasari3921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now imagine 100 of them was built

    • @milomoli2830
      @milomoli2830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@derrypurnamasari3921 nukes:am I a joke to you? I can literally destroy any amount of tanks and humans

    • @200iqdumbass7
      @200iqdumbass7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milomoli2830 they didn’t have much nukes back then 🤦

    • @milomoli2830
      @milomoli2830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@200iqdumbass7 it was just a joke🤦

    • @200iqdumbass7
      @200iqdumbass7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milomoli2830 i know, when did i deny it was a joke?

  • @marseldagistani1989
    @marseldagistani1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Ratte: Exists.
    The transmission: It's a Shame something happened to that fancy tank of yours

    • @sapiensiski
      @sapiensiski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Any german tank more like

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sapiensiski prototype Shermans, KV-1s,
      Churchill Is.

    • @somedood9989
      @somedood9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the ratte doesn't exist, not to mention if it was it would've been destroyed for being a crappy idea.

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Macmillan I only pitty the blokes that had to fix the transmission

    • @youraveragescotsman7119
      @youraveragescotsman7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Macmillan
      "Alright. Let me figure out how to fix this fucking Submarine engine.

  • @pat_1229
    @pat_1229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    Klaus: "Hans, We need a better transmission" Hans: "More Armor, you say?" Klaus: "Nein, a better transmission!" Hans: "Bigger Kannon, you say?" Klaus: "God Damnit Hans."
    Hans: "Ah..Battleship Kannon!"
    Klaus: "Ja hans, Ja!"

  • @TNIBall
    @TNIBall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "dont worry guys! Its just a rat, not a big deal"
    Ze ratte:

    • @buddy5196
      @buddy5196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Ratte then breaks down and runs out of fuel.*

    • @hdvst4322
      @hdvst4322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@buddy5196 How do you think about Aperture Science?

    • @74wf
      @74wf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bot spotted go for deletion

    • @hoovy9461
      @hoovy9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      are u indo? :0

    • @74wf
      @74wf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoovy9461 a bot

  • @TehCthulhu
    @TehCthulhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Mein Fuhrer, we are having crippling shortages of petrol and steel."
    "Yes, fine, all very good... so tell me more about this three-story tank."

  • @commissarblyt.8073
    @commissarblyt.8073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    New title: “Hitlers Wet Dreams.”

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      May as well be the title of a whole playlist😂

    • @RandomNPCguy420
      @RandomNPCguy420 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      💀

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Ratte:
    Eisenhower: "I'd hoped never to use this forbidden weapon, but I have no choice. Release the Bob Semple tanks!!"

    • @groundwork1962
      @groundwork1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      50,000 of them

    • @stackertheeod7566
      @stackertheeod7566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@groundwork1962 nah, just one would do

    • @bongcloudopening5404
      @bongcloudopening5404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@groundwork1962 50k of bob semple's is a war crime one will be enough as the person above me stated

    • @dasdestomic1636
      @dasdestomic1636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We should do a social experiment:
      50,000 Bob Semple Tanks VS 1 Ratte Tank swaG

    • @nrz4000paronmen
      @nrz4000paronmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ratte : deployed into battlefield
      Eisenhower : deploy airstrike now!

  • @rfagamerz3951
    @rfagamerz3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "Hitler loved weapons that can show his military's strength."
    Me = he just wanted his army to look menacing

  • @heramaaroricon4738
    @heramaaroricon4738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Technically with a fusion engine and a design favoring reassembling the parts for transport, it could be used for large scale invasions

    • @Kalashnikov413
      @Kalashnikov413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except it never can do such thing

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah maybe on Pluto where weight won't be an issue

    • @altraeon6436
      @altraeon6436 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro said fusion engine

    • @altraeon6436
      @altraeon6436 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Just no.

  • @moist1700
    @moist1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    Germans: we have big tank
    Rookie bomber pilot: hey look target practice!

    • @localmemer8762
      @localmemer8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Needs more likes, ig

    • @uysaw1320
      @uysaw1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      P.1000 Ratte can spot the plane so the rookie can die in a sec . Still funny!😂😂

    • @ltcarlsen2152
      @ltcarlsen2152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@uysaw1320 You know what's also funny the fuel they use for the ratte that's right non existent!

    • @uysaw1320
      @uysaw1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ltcarlsen2152 lol

    • @kenbutheisbroke
      @kenbutheisbroke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@uysaw1320 what about use many plane like what usa did to yamato

  • @PineCone227_
    @PineCone227_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    "There is no pay to win"
    On the screen:
    -Premium currency
    -"Special" units
    -Lootboxes
    Suuure.

    • @randomxm-1875
      @randomxm-1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      N O P A Y T O W I N

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      it's kind of like how the usda has really loose standards for "free range" chickens, where a square meter extension with access to the sky makes them "free range" for information on this you could watch supersizeme 2 : Holy Chicken, I think it's here on youtube

    • @Jaonownal
      @Jaonownal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well warpath is for real not p2w but it's just like the other rpgs like rise of kingdoms etc so yea

    • @randomxm-1875
      @randomxm-1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jaonownal r u sure?

    • @Jaonownal
      @Jaonownal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randomxm-1875 totally

  • @juliusquasar1565
    @juliusquasar1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “Sir, I don’t think that’s wise to build a tank that big...”
    “If there’s anything I don’t want to hear right now, it’s your ‘I don’t think that’s wise!’ speech!”

  • @toby1061
    @toby1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Bombers: See giant tank.
    Also Bombers: start to squeal with excitement.

    • @TesticleTortureGaming
      @TesticleTortureGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "rate loads aaguns" allies pilot: "pissed in pants"

    • @NotAntury
      @NotAntury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TesticleTortureGaming but the commonwealth and the americans have alot of bombers and manpower

    • @TesticleTortureGaming
      @TesticleTortureGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NotAntury you're late💀

    • @chromite_chromite
      @chromite_chromite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bombers are laughing until the *main guns are aiming up and directly at them*

  • @TheCourier006
    @TheCourier006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Ratte: exist
    Allied bombers: *Hello Hans amazing toy you got there*

    • @titanime3830
      @titanime3830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Brits : "It would be a shame if a forbidden barrel drop on ur head"

    • @Interdictiondeltawing
      @Interdictiondeltawing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      everybody gangsta till whistle sound intensified

    • @bobsjepanzerkampfwagen4150
      @bobsjepanzerkampfwagen4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Id wonder if they had the accuracy to hit it considering how innacurate ww2 strategic bombing was and a couple of p47 who had to get close would probably get shredded by the flak vierling

    • @TheCourier006
      @TheCourier006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobsjepanzerkampfwagen4150 I wonder it too

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bobsjepanzerkampfwagen4150 given......they need a squad if bomber to do tis...... But I assume the ratte would have it own air defense to combat such air threat.

  • @Mr.HeisenbergTheCook
    @Mr.HeisenbergTheCook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    This looks like something the Empire from Star Wars would use

    • @flakcannonhans
      @flakcannonhans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Its pretty much what the empire uses, it’s just that in Star Wars it has big legs and feet instead of tracks

    • @4meSaints
      @4meSaints 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@flakcannonhans and the rebels never try to bomb those AT AT

    • @richardzhou5496
      @richardzhou5496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Actually they did, in Rogue One

    • @samanthablack7990
      @samanthablack7990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@4meSaints they trip them instead

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's perfect for Warhammer

  • @BenedictF79B
    @BenedictF79B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Kriegsmarine:"who are you?"
    Ratte:"i'm you but in land

  • @KD._
    @KD._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Man, these guys were really out there living an anime, giant tanks and cannons. I'm surprised they didn't make mechs.

  • @Astrocat-od5cy
    @Astrocat-od5cy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Ad: "There is an equal playing field"
    Also ad: *Shows Normandy Beaches*

    • @christianpearce579
      @christianpearce579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why was this so funny

    • @Astrocat-od5cy
      @Astrocat-od5cy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christianpearce579 Are you being sarcastic or serious

    • @sandman4248
      @sandman4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If u don't get it it was not fair to the alias because axis had the high ground and guns

    • @oscarstephanedeniau1305
      @oscarstephanedeniau1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sandman4248 But Allies were way too much so they have win

    • @lvcivssylvvs8796
      @lvcivssylvvs8796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was so overwhelmingly in favor of the allies compared to the actual German army. The Germans at Normandy were basically minor garrisons while the weight of the German coastal defense was in Calais, as the Allies had deceived the Germans into thinking that was where the landing would be. D-Day theoretically should have been a cakewalk if all the preliminary operations had gone well (they didn’t).

  • @Unhipsnow
    @Unhipsnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Grotte: *Smokes blunt*
    "What if.... Bismarck, on land"

    • @whateverthisis389
      @whateverthisis389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those guns are the guns of the Genisenau

    • @snowflake2974
      @snowflake2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whateverthisis389 *Gneisenau

    • @doomfistmain1530
      @doomfistmain1530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I reqd this 8n a Russian accent and it was great

  • @gtbest5417
    @gtbest5417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "This tank is huge and enormous, what should we call her? I'm thinking of a name that suit her, like Goliath or Behemoth."
    "Ratte/Maus"
    "What"

    • @nanab256
      @nanab256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Goliath has used for small rc tank. Maus and ratte was used for disinformation enemy spies

    • @mabussubam512
      @mabussubam512 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/KBjhAqXg8MY/w-d-xo.htmlm17s

    • @closetman7757
      @closetman7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ratte means rat. are talking about both the ratte and the Maus or just the ratte?

    • @Ben_mgsp
      @Ben_mgsp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The germans are ironically with vehicle names

    • @closetman7757
      @closetman7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Awesome Dude maybe they wanted to trick any spies that were among them.
      Like maybe the spies though that maus would mean its a small tank.

  • @rexkraft_
    @rexkraft_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the germans: we named this tank The Ratte
    the allies: we named this tank target practice

  • @alexanderiii4697
    @alexanderiii4697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    I am not going to be surprised if they saw a death star blueprint in germany🤣🤣🤣

    • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
      @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Actually that was actually a thing. They planned to shoot a laser from outer space.

    • @tacticalbarstool3385
      @tacticalbarstool3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@v.emiltheii-nd.8094 proof I actually wanna see

    • @nakajima4058
      @nakajima4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nadienadie Why we can't see on apollo's launch 😂

    • @nakajima4058
      @nakajima4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nadienadie I think it's not actually built just like hitlers great tank fantasy P1000 Ratte tank.

    • @nakajima4058
      @nakajima4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nadienadie ✔️

  • @Aaronkbrown1125
    @Aaronkbrown1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Enemy tank: (Shoots tracks)
    German: *"Well Shi-"*

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also German:"I'M STILL INVINCIBLE!
      Deutsche Wissenschaft und Technik ist das Schönste der Welt! Schlag sie in Stücke!"

    • @mr.nobody2191
      @mr.nobody2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Allied bombers: "hello there"

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mr.nobody2191 german:"F***"

    • @SaifSheikh445
      @SaifSheikh445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hey why dont they shoot the tank barrel. Oh wait that’s armored too right?

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SaifSheikh445 well you could fire a bullet into the barrel of the tank. Cause like why does no one ever do that before? Like that easy!

  • @aclown36
    @aclown36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Germany: *NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BUILD A BIG TANK, IT WILL TAKE UP ALL OUR FUEL*
    Adolf Hitler: *hahah land Kriegsmarine go VROOOM*

    • @ajcozipcosup1255
      @ajcozipcosup1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha just bec its built near u know naval.....

  • @2Goats_Of_Football224
    @2Goats_Of_Football224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "If you yourself cannot predict your movements, the enemy can't as well"
    - Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
    (just remember it so you can win in any fight)

  • @jerrylim6722
    @jerrylim6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Hitler: WHY ARE WE LOSING? WHERE DID ALL OUR RESOURCES GO?
    also Hitler: BIG PANZER GO BRRRRRR

    • @Patrix299
      @Patrix299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Fender Player what?

    • @iamblight707
      @iamblight707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Fender Player "Silent majority" stay silent.

    • @bespit6654
      @bespit6654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Fender Player Cope harder

  • @vacuumofspace9977
    @vacuumofspace9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Allied bombers: "Interesting"

    • @cmerefatty
      @cmerefatty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Pretty sure it would also have top notch AA guns

    • @AceConstitution
      @AceConstitution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cmerefatty Also, Auto Cannons.

    • @panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797
      @panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah you didnt think of that Vacuum of Space

    • @thundergaming3389
      @thundergaming3389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@cmerefatty it would be too diffiult for the AA guns to do hardly any damage, as the bombers would fly high, and the 20mm just wouldnt work

    • @crazydiamondrequiem4236
      @crazydiamondrequiem4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@cmerefatty even battleships can't repel aircrafts so this massive thing gets bombed to oblivion.

  • @-socialcredit
    @-socialcredit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Germany: Our tank had a main gun of one of our battleships
    USSR: Why just a main gun when you could make a battleship on land?

    • @madwolf0966
      @madwolf0966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ones more practical the other isn't.

    • @sckecherten8304
      @sckecherten8304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      May I introduce you to the cybrex from supreme commander with their ships that walk on land

    • @damncat2793
      @damncat2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is that name lol then why don't you use Austria instead of the whole monarchy

    • @cellbuilder2
      @cellbuilder2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Britain: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you

    • @joshuapuckett7920
      @joshuapuckett7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *le grabs unused battleship and slaps tracks on it*

  • @tinerama5195
    @tinerama5195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    hitler be like: i want a big tank
    german:sure how big?
    hitler: the size of yamato and earth

    • @mijolnir3336
      @mijolnir3336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russians: RIP T90s
      Americans: RIP Abrahams
      Germans : hallo rate
      Mother Earth : every blood of Germany counts

    • @amn2760
      @amn2760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ratte wasnt even big as Yamato

  • @bobsempletankstudios9431
    @bobsempletankstudios9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Tiger:just a bigger panzer
    King tiger:just a bigger tiger
    Maus:just a bigger king tiger
    P1000 Ratte:just a bigger Maus
    P1500 monster:just a bigger p1000 ratte

  • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
    @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Simple History: “Get the authentic WWII experience.”
    WWII Veterans: 😐😑😐

    • @AsylVonDuestchland
      @AsylVonDuestchland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Riyyan Tahir the ww2 vets already got the experience

    • @s.m.2523
      @s.m.2523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aren't a lot of those left at this point. So they should be pretty safe.

    • @peabrain6872
      @peabrain6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@s.m.2523 and there are none from WWI

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peabrain6872 Battlefirld 1 got damn close

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are almost all dead by now.

  • @BattleSloths
    @BattleSloths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    “Hitler, the Allies are manufacturing their tanks MUCH quicker than us, we need to match them!”
    Hitler - “Now now, Frederick. Operation Armored Castle will only take 3 more years to complete.”

    • @mrnygren2
      @mrnygren2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They would probably say "Fuhrer".

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like operation moving target practice.

  • @Zombiekiller-cz3lb
    @Zombiekiller-cz3lb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The ratte would definitely fit in with origins, like a moveable barrier that blocks your way from one side of the map to the other

    • @307180740
      @307180740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GTFO with those video game ideas, nerd

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that just sounds like a moon exxcavator

  • @damncat2793
    @damncat2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    I like how there is a single image at the end so they reach 10 minutes, even though you only need 8 minutes for midroll ads since a month

    • @independentquebec3500
      @independentquebec3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah but they deserve ads

    • @thestormisnear1
      @thestormisnear1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It’s a moment of silence for those who gave their lives. If you aren’t American idk if that’s a thing lol. But here in the states it’s fairly commonplace

    • @Frenchdefense9404
      @Frenchdefense9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LmAo

    • @abdulhameedal-sikafi8944
      @abdulhameedal-sikafi8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even so, I didn't let it play the ad.

    • @kevbri11
      @kevbri11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thestormisnear1 .. yes, people outside of america, too, acknowledge the losses of war. did you really think we dont do that??

  • @MrRussian19
    @MrRussian19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Bombers:
    "It's free real estate"

  • @fighter4166
    @fighter4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    Welcome to another episode of: *Why Einstein left Germany*

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Germany: "Look at our giant tank! It will conquer the world."
    Allied Bomber Pilots: "Hey, Germany built us a new practice target!"

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    I bet if these things would have been built late enough, they'd be running on nuclear power like nuclear submarines

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Probably, though it's not a good idea for land vehicle, we do not want whole battlefield to be contaminated.

    • @Jargenic
      @Jargenic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@ceu160193 That’s not how nuclear fallout works 😂

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Jargenic what do you think happens, if contents of nuclear reactor are scattered everywhere? Which is what would happen, should we have tank on nuclear power destroyed.

    • @tomsoki5738
      @tomsoki5738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ceu160193 that is not how nuclear reactors are made, they can take incredible amounts of damage, they have auto shut downs and more safety measures than you could think of

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tomsoki5738 to make tank at least somewhat practical(not giant target for enemy air support), it would have to be smaller, which means less protection for reactor. On land you can't just make vehicle too large.

  • @ramal5708
    @ramal5708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    This tank is so big that it includes, sleeping quarters, cafeteria, gym, sauna and swimming pool, heck it even come with its own zip code.
    Lol

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Zip code 11111, no wait now 11112, crap now 11113

    • @nortiarcnortiarc8912
      @nortiarcnortiarc8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The delivery boy just has to get lucky and find it

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The zip code is actually 99999!

    • @Jonathan_rasmussen
      @Jonathan_rasmussen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It probably has it own area code too!

  • @spider0804
    @spider0804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Commander - "Our track has come off, we can't move!"
    Crew - "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU"

    • @shalijulinggi4037
      @shalijulinggi4037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would be then the immovable tank in history

    • @brosef4154
      @brosef4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least there was a toilette

    • @gocommitcrash9047
      @gocommitcrash9047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold up i think i heard about that line

    • @connorwells2646
      @connorwells2646 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gocommitcrash9047 i think war thunder

    • @lol_wut2993
      @lol_wut2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connorwells2646 wot lol

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Some Historians say that The Ratte might have actually been in production. But not actual building, but gathering the Materials and storing it up. Even though it was Canceled in the end.

  • @lopade9267
    @lopade9267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    German logic:
    Maus=big
    Rat=bigger
    Imagine how big an ant will be

    • @FacelessDeviant
      @FacelessDeviant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Look up "Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster". It makes the Ratte look reasonable.

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i guess like the goliath^^

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's clearly meant to be a New York Rat

    • @connorwells2646
      @connorwells2646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Arent rats bigger than mice

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@connorwells2646 names for german projcsts always ended up the exact opposite (to hide he true intension of the operation/project)

  • @simpleplanesdude2993
    @simpleplanesdude2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    P-1000 ratte *exist*
    US bombing campaign: Woooowe we got a big boy here

    • @nakajima4058
      @nakajima4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ratte's anti-aircraft guns: What's that little moisquitos flying right there?

    • @uselessshitheadwithcatprof3815
      @uselessshitheadwithcatprof3815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nakajima4058 *Laughs in whole b 29 heavy bomber squadron.*

    • @crazydiamondrequiem4236
      @crazydiamondrequiem4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@nakajima4058 do you really think a few AA guns would deter the allied bombers? you would a lot more than that to scare them away.

    • @nakajima4058
      @nakajima4058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@uselessshitheadwithcatprof3815 *P1000 Tank Ratte left the game*

    • @keygianoesch322
      @keygianoesch322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tsar bomba if it still existed haha big tank go big boom

  • @cptray-steam
    @cptray-steam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Aliens be like:
    "I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me."

    • @shem6844
      @shem6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is this the Alien War Series from blueguy?

    • @cptray-steam
      @cptray-steam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shem6844 nah I just wanted to comment something funny in the context of the video.

    • @parkourcracker3984
      @parkourcracker3984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THE RATTE IN SPAACE🎶 ITS COMING FOR YOU, SCOOBY DOO🎶

    • @captainsponge7825
      @captainsponge7825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie beyond that tank..

    • @mountiefish3956
      @mountiefish3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EDF Titan tank in a nutshell

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Some tech-priest in the far future: "write that down, write that down!"

  • @whateverthisis389
    @whateverthisis389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "no pay-to-win"
    I highly doubt that,a game coming from the same people who made Rise Of Kingdoms

    • @catlover5958
      @catlover5958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same here really doubt with that Lilith company even rise of kingdom is Pay to win game

    • @johnlucas6683
      @johnlucas6683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh man, warpath sounded so good.

    • @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry
      @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnlucas6683 and for destroy it even more the sponsor are more likely be fake gameplay ads

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Warpath isnt realy pay to play/win, i got pretry good/decent base in just 1-2 days. And you can get gold pretty eaaily too.

    • @pepperlee2009
      @pepperlee2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I play it, the game is barley p2w, and you get resources really easily, you can't even buy resources with gold.

  • @Erwin0859
    @Erwin0859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    0:38 "historically accurate units"
    *Game shows Panther referred to as Panzer II*

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I too remember panthers in 1939-40

    • @madmarvshighwaywarrior2870
      @madmarvshighwaywarrior2870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ugh you know how advertising works...

    • @Erwin0859
      @Erwin0859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870 Yup...

    • @caspramio
      @caspramio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Ad department of the game: "We consider what you call the Panther as the Panzer II as the 'Panzer IV', as you call them, was the 'release' tank, the models before that were early access, alpha and beta versions of the Panzer I, yes"

    • @beetlejuice9073
      @beetlejuice9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jagdpanther heavy tank

  • @rewardunkind4541
    @rewardunkind4541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This tank doesn’t need a gun just flattened everything

    • @Warhawk7.62
      @Warhawk7.62 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They'll be flat like a Pancake

    • @luismedina5792
      @luismedina5792 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      unless it's to keep cover and fire from a distance

    • @ALX_6.11
      @ALX_6.11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it's a moving fortress then?

    • @joeydr1497
      @joeydr1497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Epic voice: MEGA ARTILLERY

  • @Greysonschock
    @Greysonschock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    schwerer gustav: finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

    • @DaReaperZ
      @DaReaperZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gustav was built, and has no armor.

    • @divyarani3057
      @divyarani3057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE Gustave can rip rattan Into peacices

    • @irmanifchannel2030
      @irmanifchannel2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but schwerer gustav and atte was like brother cause from same country?

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Gustav actually existed and saw one battle, at least. Though it was still impractical.

  • @andregabrieltimcang8182
    @andregabrieltimcang8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Tank: is heavy
    Transmission: ight ima head out

  • @amieljohnlibutque1132
    @amieljohnlibutque1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Me: *about to do school research on youtube*
    Reccomendations: hello. Simple history has a New video.
    Me: *studies can wait*

    • @gamingok1435
      @gamingok1435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Man_of_Many_Memes lol

  • @wyattl.4023
    @wyattl.4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    In other words:
    "Jakob, you see those 5 T-34s over there?"
    "Ja, Kommandant."
    _"I dont want to."_

    • @drinkyourwater1039
      @drinkyourwater1039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Kommandant?"
      "Ja Jakob?"
      "the transmission broke down again"
      "just fix it up"
      "oh yeah, let me fucking fix a 100 ton transmission with my 27 dudes and some hammers"
      "Jakob..."

  • @jonathonworner360
    @jonathonworner360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Ratte Tank featured in Sniper Elite 3 was so big it could deploy two King Tiger tanks

  • @darkstock5103
    @darkstock5103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Tank bigger than the ratte: exists
    The Germans: let’s call it, the mite

    • @rstomar4388
      @rstomar4388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @turtlegamez4274
      @turtlegamez4274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No but... The math doesn't add up. A rat is bigger than the mouse, and the ratte tank is bigger than the maus tank. You have to go with a bigger animal for this comment to be true.

    • @spaghettiwolf6057
      @spaghettiwolf6057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@turtlegamez4274 shut up and don't r/ this man child because it's cringe

    • @darkstock5103
      @darkstock5103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@turtlegamez4274 but the Ferdinand was renamed the elephant, but it’s smaller than the Tiger 2 / Jagdtiger and the Maus

    • @turtlegamez4274
      @turtlegamez4274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@darkstock5103 alright but I was refering specificaly to the Maus and the Ratte. Still, whatever. Let's end this here because I'm already getting hate for some reason.

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    Damn. Could you imagine being an Allied soldier and seeing that beast headed toward you?

    • @NotKameron
      @NotKameron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Just go under it

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I would've surrendered.

    • @berryy82
      @berryy82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      -casually calls airstrike-

    • @thomashunter7190
      @thomashunter7190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@NotKameron exactly what I was going to say.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Imagine being an Allied Bomber pilot and seeing that target!

  • @darthengineer1532
    @darthengineer1532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The Mause: I am the largest tank every put on the drawing board!
    The P.1000: Wow he is a Mouse.

  • @BeeWaifu
    @BeeWaifu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    A tank like this would depend on air superiority or just keeping the air forces occupied. That, and developing a brand new type of armor to place on the roofs of the vehicle to absorb and disperse the impact and explosion of bombs.

    • @pressstartkollections2636
      @pressstartkollections2636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This tank would require multiple fighter wings escort in 24 hour rotation. Constant air umbrella ☂

    • @thegamingpigeon3216
      @thegamingpigeon3216 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My guess is it would simply require it's own escort posse so to speak. Anti-air guns in a vicinity around the tank in addition to on the tank itself. A constant escort of fighters above to keep bombers at bay.

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegamingpigeon3216 True. In fact, I'd say it's actually more viable today since we have lasers and ai-guided AA weaponry. The lasers could detonate bombs and missiles at a safe distance.

    • @nicholastuttle2445
      @nicholastuttle2445 ปีที่แล้ว

      single seat dive bombers killed much larger battleships, this thing would have been wrecked fast.

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholastuttle2445 That's why I wrote what I wrote.

  • @tagalaseimonlorenzom.11hum79
    @tagalaseimonlorenzom.11hum79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    After seeing this montrosity, all I can say is
    *DAMN BOI! DAMN BOI! HE THICC, BOI!*

    • @elichen7716
      @elichen7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should add more C just sayin

  • @youwantmyname9208
    @youwantmyname9208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Hitler: WE NEED MORE BIGGER TANK THAN RATTA!
    Engineer: What name do you want at this tank?
    Hitler: Ent.

  • @spirit3447
    @spirit3447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    World: big, bigger, the biggest
    Hitler: Tiger, Maus, Ratte

  • @Rapscallion2009
    @Rapscallion2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think someone forgot what the "blitz" part or Blitzkrieg means.
    This would have been a relatively easy target for bombers. Slow, conspicuous and relatively soft, I'd imagine a grand slam bomb would make quite a mess of it. You'd only operate it when air superiority had been established. Imagine trying to beach this thing off a massive landing craft! I don't know if it could even move on sand!

    • @FastForwardPlans
      @FastForwardPlans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Given how big its tread base it, I doubt soft patches and sand would be too much of a issue, unless it was in a desert, beach or a swamp.

  • @ltcarlsen2152
    @ltcarlsen2152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Ratte:Exist
    High altitude bomber: Now this seems like a job for me.

    • @lmentrix5438
      @lmentrix5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ronald speedweedmeme Kamikaze: Now this seems like a job for me

    • @griddy922
      @griddy922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roblox is a dogshit chinese spyware

    • @Silverin_
      @Silverin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing needs more air defense

    • @ltcarlsen2152
      @ltcarlsen2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Silverin_ Tell that to the Bismarck and How that turns out

    • @loganduncan8789
      @loganduncan8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ltcarlsen2152 the bismarck was sunk by other ships it was damaged by a swordfish but even the anti-air weapons werent really designed for those planes

  • @pianochannels516
    @pianochannels516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    The irony of Germany’s largest tanks named after the smallest animals:
    Panther (44 tons)
    Tiger (54 tons)
    Maus (100 tons)
    Ratte (1000 tons)
    Water bear (♾)
    Yes, I know the real animals tigers are actually larger than panthers and rats are larger than mice. But at least you get the joke, right?

    • @PilotTed
      @PilotTed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TBH, they really missed out on the Panther and Tiger being the other way around since tigers are larger than panthers. Its actually the same with Mice and rats, rats are larger than mice. But tbh, I think it turned out much better the way the named it, as I think the Maus really does look like it would be a mouse, just super large, while the panthers and tigers look the part as panthers and tigers in a mechanical way.

    • @thevikingmusketeer9696
      @thevikingmusketeer9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thats nothing
      They even named their own remote controlled minitank drones The Goliath

    • @74wf
      @74wf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bot spotted go for deletion

    • @ussindianapolis487
      @ussindianapolis487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you know what is even better?
      t 34 32 tonnes and is medium tank
      b1 32 tonnes and is heavy tank
      panther 45 tonnes and is medium tank
      problem?

    • @PilotTed
      @PilotTed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ussindianapolis487 every country had their own definition of a heavy tank and medium tank. Also back when the B1 Bis was considered a heavy tank, its weight class was considered a heavy tank, and that was early in the war. Germanies medium tanks only got heavier while their heavy tanks were much heavier.

  • @PearlySharkie
    @PearlySharkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Germany : "NOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST DESTROY MY RATTE!!!!!!"
    Allied : "Hahaha bomber go brrrrrrrr"

    • @muhammaderlanggaajie2908
      @muhammaderlanggaajie2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MostaFA-MoH
      @MostaFA-MoH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      20 millimeter anti-aircraft: fire!
      Allied Bombers: BooM!!

    • @khalee95
      @khalee95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MostaFA-MoH it's not possible to hit bombers when they fly far above. As bombers don't need to go low for a run.

    • @crazydiamondrequiem4236
      @crazydiamondrequiem4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MostaFA-MoH AA guns aren't as effective as you think. Even battleships can't repel aircrafts.

    • @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry
      @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if P1000 ratte would be deployed it would be accompany by flak units with 88mm or the 128mm

  • @m4shermanfan225
    @m4shermanfan225 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hitler: I need a tank
    Germany: on what size?
    Hitler: about the size of a battleship

  • @Timo0469
    @Timo0469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    imagine how much rare fuel this would have eaten

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So much that it starts to invade America

    • @fanta4897
      @fanta4897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I imagine that if it would ever be used it would probably have it's own synthetic fuel factory, because transporting such amount of fuel to the frontline just for this vehicle would be a nightmare.

    • @jones7590
      @jones7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joskethegreat4154 laught so hard at this one xD

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fanta4897 they would of needed hydrogen fuel

    • @scorchclasstitan6727
      @scorchclasstitan6727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frank Teryngel they already were using synthetic fuel so ...

  • @CheddarMannn
    @CheddarMannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Everyone who had played "Sniper Elite III":
    lmao, ez target

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    When you enter a vehicle cheat code in a GTA game.
    Or find an Easter egg vehicle in a war game.

  • @ardhid.s.r9867
    @ardhid.s.r9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    One thing that i remember when the topic is about Ratte:
    Is the same as Maus. gigantic size, but have a smol animal names.

    • @Shadow-sq2yj
      @Shadow-sq2yj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ik right? What's next? Eent? (ant)

    • @hauptmannerich
      @hauptmannerich 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      of course :V

    • @ardhid.s.r9867
      @ardhid.s.r9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Shadow-sq2yj Maybe.
      And the size maybe the same as a destroyer.

    • @Shadow-sq2yj
      @Shadow-sq2yj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ardhid.s.r9867 then the Tardigra, the size of an aircraft carrier

    • @ardhid.s.r9867
      @ardhid.s.r9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shadow-sq2yj awowkwkkwkwk

  • @santacatarinaball7091
    @santacatarinaball7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    a german soldier in the Rattle be like: ITS OVER AMERICAN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
    American bomber: no you dont

    • @smokyblackeyes3615
      @smokyblackeyes3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      german airmen: we retired, your on ur own.
      a german soldier in the Rattle: :|

    • @damienwight2111
      @damienwight2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      American in a Sherman: I HATE YOU

    • @smokyblackeyes3615
      @smokyblackeyes3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@damienwight2111 a german soldier in the Rattle: good, we will win
      Allied bombers: nice try

    • @sanlorenzo7896
      @sanlorenzo7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      American bomber: Oh I don’t think so...

    • @PrestonGarvey-
      @PrestonGarvey- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ratte: You underestimate my power...
      Bombers: Dont try it.

  • @hiimryan2388
    @hiimryan2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Ottoman: *put ships on wheels
    Hitler: GREAT IDEA!!!!

    • @74wf
      @74wf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bot spotted go for deletion

    • @arelcemkencebay2819
      @arelcemkencebay2819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 th like gotta get mouthwash

  • @A-Broken-Greatsword
    @A-Broken-Greatsword 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Ratte: *Hypothetically Exists*
    Bomber: oh no im so scared *Drops the fucking sun at them*

  • @benno291980
    @benno291980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Haha Hitler looks like he wants a "moment alone" with that model 🤣

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hitler: “Hmmm, Ja. You are such a naught tank!”

    • @mobydickies8135
      @mobydickies8135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Davidofthelost but he calls all the german tanks "males"

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mobydickies8135 and? The usually hard core anti gay people are later found to be gay. So then Hitler probably had those same feelings but repressed them.

  • @Fungus77
    @Fungus77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Man, the Germans really do put their engineering to the extreme

    • @ghost-dg6tj
      @ghost-dg6tj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More desperation to win a war they couldn’t

    • @Lewd-Tenant_Isan
      @Lewd-Tenant_Isan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *_SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING_*

    • @alexmcbride7563
      @alexmcbride7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghost-dg6tj Yeah, that seems about right. At that point of the war it was all but over, even if Hitter refused to accept it that.

    • @Monkey-x3n
      @Monkey-x3n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They were Austrians

  • @FirehawkSHD
    @FirehawkSHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Suspension: "NO"
    Transmission: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
    US Airmen: "YESSSS"

  • @heinzguderian7773
    @heinzguderian7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Let's make a gigantic tank, with super duper thicc armor, Battleship cannon and powerful AA guns!"
    "Sounds like beast, but how do we transport it to battle?"
    "Good question"