Heres my bid : A £50 pound voucher for free samples in New Zealand, a rare 1958 version of the Box V-25's disstrack on Hitler (on lazerdisc), a half eaten soap bar, canned bread and to sweeten the deal I'll throw in my nan's Vauxhall Corsa
I bid the tickets for and economy class on a one way flight to Brunei on the box jets air line. The only other person (well not really a person) is da box v4 in the seat beside you cornering you in. The plane crew consists of many boxan's in many shapes and sizes and box v3 as the solo captain in control with his 1 vision and 1 heading. And a packet of cheasy quavers for a mid flight snack.
Aight, here's my bid: A barber willing to cut The Box's hair The Box's family photo a record player that plays the Brunei national anthem on repeat A Tesco £3 meal deal that only came with a packet of doritos A room which was dusted by The Box's afro. Finally, the Box needs to travel. So imma add in Adam Johnson's Range Rover too
I bid: Boxane's dance routine and karaoke for primary school assemblies, The box' dad's knock-off kfc takeaway shop named "Chicken-like substance for overweight children and adults" and the treneer council estate mafia boss as your personal bodyguard. Oh and I'll stick on a half-full bottle of limited edition wasabi flavoured calpol from japan.
Since the box is priceless, I’ll bid a list of non-existent things. I bid: The England under 21s’ ability to win a football match, a salad for Higuain’s lunch and the trophies in Harry Kane’s cabinet
I bid 3 empty bags of monster munch, a bronze coach card on FIFA 18 ultimate team, a picture of my forehead and a piece of fabric of the 2017/18 Crewe Alexandra home kit.
I bid the Box and Boxanne sax tape (in which they learn how to play the saxophone), the greatest Elton John mixtape about Okra Soup, the amount of Borie Johnson (Boris' step sister) controversies that are about come out, Nigeria's dominance over Burundi in the AFCON and James Corden's mullet.
I bid Ashley Young's captain band, the remaining 5 days of David Moyes Man Utd contract, the box's grey hair and if that isn't enough. I bid a half eaten chicken breast.
I bid a lock of the Box's hair found in a Brunei barbershop after the Box's yearly shearing, the shearers used to give that haircut, all the trophies Spurs have won in the last 5 years, Chupo-Moting's finishing ability, all of Liverpool's Premier League titles, the hairband Virgil Van Dijk was wearing in the UCL final and David Beckham's penalty against Turkey
Niran mate heres my bid: The box's box's boxes The janitor from a team in the 69th league in Brunei Next weeks ftw video ...oh and a box of diseased cheese from the box's 4.20th birthday Take it or leave it
I bid a half-eaten Toblerone from the Box's childhood that was recovered from his sheep farm, all of the profits from the Box's goalkeeping school, a signed Box V4 jersey from his international duty spell, and a single beer.
I bid : a lock of Zlatan's hair, a roast from wendy's, lionel Messi's right boot and a video of Liverpool celebrating their sixth Champions League trophy
I bid: a half eaten pineapple from Sainsbury’s rubbish bin. A genuine silver tooth from the box’s second cousin 80 times removed and finally a 5p plastic bag from Morrison’s. Also I’ll chuck in a minstrels packet from Kazakhstan made in 1902
I bid the boxes fake Nigerian passport, a full scholarship to the Box School of Slide Tackling, the Boxes Half and Half scarf from Man U Vs MK Dons and a single damp cornflake
Heres my bid: The accuracy of premier league referees, moratas love for offsides, all of kids bops album, the first touch of lukaku, and the ass of hazard
I bid an aluminum can full of beef stroganoff, 18 deep-fried ice cubes, a wooden chair that isn’t represented in British parliament and 18.43 copies of FIFA 2010 World Cup. If that doesn’t satisfy you, I’ll throw in a broken vcr with a jelly-filled toaster muffin stuck in it.
I bid a Mansion in Brunei haunted by the ghosts of two sheeps that died to make the box's favorite chocolate bar "sheep and sweet", and my fake collection of Pokémon cards featuring amazing cards such as pikaju and jarizard
I bid an empty packet of fig newtons, a bootleg copy of the box’s book on goalkeeping, all of the wool from the sheep that the box sheared, and john terry’s love life. And if that is not enough, i bid marco reus’s nan.
I bid a bruneian pitchfork left behind by the box, coutinhos barca form this season, a waitrose carrier bag with a hole in it, and therapy for boxanne to resolve her anger issues
I bid Pogba's hairdresser, the Box's Maradona poster that he had when he was a child, a chocolate cigarette from Baskin Robbins, and a pair of old Avengers Infinity War tickets with coffee spilt on them.
I bid the Premier League, the Daniel Farke Rap on Deezer, a Playstation from 1066, my nan, a saucy overhead kick, a £120 Debenhams voucher for Antarctica, a baked crisp, Carrow Road, the Lincoln League North medals, a 1890's Vauxhall and a CD of vaccum noises
I bid a box of 88 toenails from the Box's ancestors, Faiq Bolkiah's chance of being in FIFA 19 than the bloody bus driver in your local bus stop, a £0.01 Liverpool v Man City ticket, a discord server for the box where he sings his distrack, a stain on Homer Simpson's shirt, release the kraken powerhouse goal for your local Sunday league team and a donut.
Top class bid here: Chelsea’s chances of winning La Liga Messi’s Chance of Actually winning the world cup And Nathaniel Clyne’s chance of winning the B’allondor
My bid: The box's glass shoulder, his makeshift bed since he out grew his old one, the cleats from the Thailand keeper, and I'll throw in the left over screws from the model car the Box attempted to make in his special needs class in school (he was 34 at the time)
I bid the toe cast used to heal Box v4's injury; the steering wheel from Rodri's second-hand Opel Vauxhall Corsa; exactly 3 hairs from Alisson's lusious, glourious beard; and a chest heater that was supposed to be for Argentina's national team, but went unused.
My bid : Two footballs , the box’s toenails, a dead bee , a bag of Doritos, red paint and a cold fry from McDonald’s thrown onto a tree with a rat skin on it
I bid chupo motings left eye, the aggression of joey Barton, the results of the 2022 wc (provided by Platini) so you can put on a bet, Adam Johnsons Big toe, Malaysian airlines flight mh17, a loaded AR15 and half a spicy chicken fillet roll
I will be offering one of Divock Origi's baby teeth, a 10 minute compilation of Niran zooming the replay camera on the box's face, a screenshot of Faiq Bolkiah on Fifa 20, a Brunei flag manufactured in the year 1969 and finally, a grey mop for him to use on a match day for his hair
I bid:the "n" word pass in the country of Niger,the sultan of Brunei's book about boxes that he sent to queen but she hated it,so he licked it 39 times for good luck and later the Box V4 was born,the sheep that was found by the Box V2 and he said to the sheep,"I have many boxes at my house,you wanna come?".the sheep later jumped of a cliff and somehow survived and the sheep is being worshipped by nearby villages because of surviving the Box V2's deadly seduction.
Heres my bid: A half eaten sushi, a sponsorship deal from a brunei cardboard shop, a grape found in a carpark bin in the south of montenegro, a pair of glasses from a staff member of the bruneian car company called boxgatti and a hat with bsc young boys logo on it
I bid a compilation DVD of every time Niran has said "I've 'ad enough!", Boxanne's left boot, and the privilege of meeting Macau's version of the F2 - the F-Pi
I bid the DNA test that proves that boxanne is actually the box's mother and that the box v4 junior is his brother. I also bid a half-eaten pizza from the burger restaurant which is owned by the box. I also bid the number of injuries the box had and Lionel Messi's form with Argentina. And finally I bid Tottenham's trophy cabinet.
i bid a tv series based on the box v4 and romelu lukaku, called the sharpest finishers, a framed photo of pep's reaction after sterling's goal was disallowed, the box v3's first ever chest hair and finally a 1941 documentary about how the box family is directly related to winston churchill.
I bid an invalid Bruneian passport, the champions league streaker , Theresa may’s toes, a nursery full of 4 year olds, a delete button for Morgz’s TH-cam channel and John terry for Boxanne
I bid 100 lbs of the Boxes toenails, 17 Bruneian sheep, 4 McDonalds happy meals, a no look goal from Bobby Firmino, and the amount of effort Pogba put in on average this season.
I bid a pigeon with Paul Pogbas hair, a Bruneian hairdressers long lost brother, lingards snapchat story, the box’s left sock, and 447 pencil sharpeners to sharpen the box’s fingernails
I bid a half eaten spam toastie from a 12 foot cyclops found in the Azerbaijani rainforest. A tub full of Deji’s tears. A family portrait of the box’s family which includes 17 brothers, 6 sisters, 4 dads, his only mum and 2 Somali pirates that they found in the cellar when they moved in. And just to seal the deal I’ll throw in a used Italian mans moustache.
I bid the hairs from Fellaini’s afro that fell on to the barber’s floor after he got it trimmed, Wayne Rooney’s hair transplant costs, a goldfish, two and a half sheep that the box used to shear, and Gary Neville’s managerial ability. Take it or leave it
I bid: Adam Johnson’s 76 rated 2014/15 Match Attax card, Ronaldo’s taxes, Arsenal playing in the Champions League, a cheese and onion pringle, and Mustafi’s defensive abilities.
I bid a bag of joe harts dandruff, jack butlands index finger, Micheal Jackson’s geneticists that attracts him to 12 year old mixed race children and a pint of bottomless dark fruits for the lads. Also on the side I’ll chuck in my extreme pristine collection of Tesco bags from the past 23 and a half years
I bid Faiq Bolkiah's entire net worth in Bruneian cash, a purple hot chili pepper that was accidentally eaten by Ronaldo's' 3rd cousin twice removed, 15 pounds of butterfly cheese, and an exploding wig with the exact number of hairs as the box's but instead of an Afro, it's just Kingsley Coman's long lost braid. (and Kingsley Coman's long lost braid.)
I bid Brunei’s chance at hosting the 2030 World Cup , the Box's birth certificate, which consists of a few misspelled words on the side of an actual box , and the Box's signature move in FIFA 20-The El Hurricane Cross.
I'll bid my pet mongoose ,a limited edition fredo ,the meter stick used to measure the boxes forehead ,the washing machine used to shampoo his hair and an overpriced portion of chips from the chippy that doesn't put enough sauce on there sausage dinners
I bid a £5 voucher at a barber shop to reveal his hair line. 30 cans of hair dye so he can be the next Paul pogba. Shooting lessons from the local guy named Paul. Growth hormones to make him 9ft. Dance tips from the oap dance club. And all of the land of the best international football team England
I bid a half eaten bounty , the right to the box's hair, a mix tape of the box v88 about a single cheerio and the reincarnation of the f2 freestylers called the v4 stylers of boxes
I bid the remaining HP from the rattata that Lyra would always catch at the beginning of Pokemon Soul Silver, a grain of rice dated from the 17th century that is believed to have been half eaten by a Bruneian king and the long lost french cousin of the box, "Le box".
I bid a police mugshot of The Box from when he got caught stealing a goat in Brunei, an old plastic bottle lid I've dug up in my garden today, a hammer with a broken handle and its head missing, a printed out picture of a Ford Escort from Google Images and a small jar containing what I've been told might be Faiq Bolkiah's phlegm.
I bid: My mum's will to play football My granddad's stamina (has been a smoker until he got lung problems) My other granddad's kidneys (he died of cancer related to his kidneys a few years ago sadly) My grandma's balance and agility My other grandma's BMI My dad's proneness to give up on discussions My heading accuracy My sisters belief in her own footballing capabilities My small nephews height With these I reckon the box should just edge towards a rating of two
I bid Billy, aged 8, of the Box's basement, a thirty year old French fry found in the southern tip of Southern Sudan, the first released copy of Boxy Lady, a mouse who had a small child just for the Box, and 29 euros
Aight son, here’s mah bid; One of the Box’s first goalkeeper gloves (it’s full of something that should not be mentioned), a video of a Tesco Meal deal burying one from 43 yards and a half eaten packet of Jaffa Cakes from Aldi
I bid the box’s Ford Fiesta that he crashed on the way home from buying it, 3 used tea bags, a video of Jordan Henderson passing forward, a half eaten shreddie and a chicken who can’t lay eggs
I bid a single wotsit, a part of the nonexistent suit that the box wore at a prom, another wotsit and Wayne Hennessey's reason for denying that he did the Nazi salute
I bid 88% of the box's weekley wages. Maradona's 3rd cousin once removed. My old skateboard that was made in Brunei. Felleini's old boxers. And 30 cents.
I bid 31 french fries from Ukraine's finest McDonald's and 12 Minecraft posters from my uncle John Terry's shed. Where he keeps all of the pint glasses from north Afghanistan
I bid a man named Charlie, a chocolate bar from McDonalds with lettuce flavour, the chance for Karius to be Liverpool's all time goalscorer, a piece of wool found from the box's secret pet unicorn, and the shoes of Alan Smith
I bid a good litre's worth of Jabba The Hut's arse slime, Antonio Conte's wig, the left arse cheek of Eden Hazard's THICC behind, and finally, Zinedine Zidane's long lost comb from the Jurassic Era.
I bid a spell that Aguero breaks his toe for the whole next season, a Mr.Worldwide concert ticket, 2/3 of a Jar filled with VVD's sweat and a great British pound.
I bid: The height gained by the Box, the exact red card Hamza Choudhary got against France, all the loss of earnings from the Tesco worker who bruised his shoulder and 88% of the F2’s money per video
I bid schwienstigers tears when he left bayern, his tears when he first say Jose, and his tears of joy when he left for Chicago, I also bid the box himself
I bid a recording of the box on a japanese game show, a me request for The Box to join my pro clubs, and most importantly, a sample of Boxanne's soon to be released diss track on The Box. Oh and dont forget one of his cleats that i stole from the Liverpool locker room
I bid the Box's growth hormone used in this video, a code for two nukes, locked on Billy and Jezza's houses, a wardrobe full of Doritos and Monsters, The Winter Soldier's metal arm so the Box can finally have some sort of strenght and finally Kinsey Wolanski's 3 million followers after the UCL final
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Heres my bid :
A £50 pound voucher for free samples in New Zealand, a rare 1958 version of the Box V-25's disstrack on Hitler (on lazerdisc), a half eaten soap bar, canned bread and to sweeten the deal I'll throw in my nan's Vauxhall Corsa
My Nan has that car
I an from New Zealand
@Olly Graham lezzzz go
*happiness noise*
I’ll double that
I bid a bad video from you because they’re almost impossible to find 👏🏼
How about this one
Jk
Lov u
Stop kissing ass
So you basically bid nothing
i bid: the rights to jimmy carr's fake laugh, a dvd box set of the box trying to catch per mertesacker and finally 36 Bruneian dollars
I bid the tickets for and economy class on a one way flight to Brunei on the box jets air line. The only other person (well not really a person) is da box v4 in the seat beside you cornering you in. The plane crew consists of many boxan's in many shapes and sizes and box v3 as the solo captain in control with his 1 vision and 1 heading. And a packet of cheasy quavers for a mid flight snack.
Aight, here's my bid:
A barber willing to cut The Box's hair
The Box's family photo
a record player that plays the Brunei national anthem on repeat
A Tesco £3 meal deal that only came with a packet of doritos A room which was dusted by The Box's afro. Finally, the Box needs to travel. So imma add in Adam Johnson's Range Rover too
3:57 As if "jumping" would matter 😂😂
Aight here’s my bid ;
A cardboard box
My sister
Cornwall
A dodgeball
£1.63
And fellaini’s old trim
But the box has a better version of Felaini’s old trim
The Box's trim is made of tin foil!
I bid: Boxane's dance routine and karaoke for primary school assemblies, The box' dad's knock-off kfc takeaway shop named "Chicken-like substance for overweight children and adults" and the treneer council estate mafia boss as your personal bodyguard. Oh and I'll stick on a half-full bottle of limited edition wasabi flavoured calpol from japan.
haha
I bid cheese from the back of the fridge owned by suarez’s dentist with some Pepsi full of salty Cheerios
Since the box is priceless, I’ll bid a list of non-existent things. I bid:
The England under 21s’ ability to win a football match, a salad for Higuain’s lunch and the trophies in Harry Kane’s cabinet
I bid 3 empty bags of monster munch, a bronze coach card on FIFA 18 ultimate team, a picture of my forehead and a piece of fabric of the 2017/18 Crewe Alexandra home kit.
I bid the Box and Boxanne sax tape (in which they learn how to play the saxophone), the greatest Elton John mixtape about Okra Soup, the amount of Borie Johnson (Boris' step sister) controversies that are about come out, Nigeria's dominance over Burundi in the AFCON and James Corden's mullet.
I bid Ashley Young's captain band, the remaining 5 days of David Moyes Man Utd contract, the box's grey hair and if that isn't enough.
I bid a half eaten chicken breast.
I bid a lock of the Box's hair found in a Brunei barbershop after the Box's yearly shearing, the shearers used to give that haircut, all the trophies Spurs have won in the last 5 years, Chupo-Moting's finishing ability, all of Liverpool's Premier League titles, the hairband Virgil Van Dijk was wearing in the UCL final and David Beckham's penalty against Turkey
Niran mate heres my bid:
The box's box's boxes
The janitor from a team in the 69th league in Brunei
Next weeks ftw video
...oh and a box of diseased cheese from the box's 4.20th birthday
Take it or leave it
i was first who cares but it is true
I bid a ticket to a U19 Women's Euro Qualifier between Latvia and San Marino, a half bag of ketchup chips, 3 liters of bagged milk, and a swamp clown.
I bid lukaku’s first touch, Watford’s performance in the FA cup final, the box’s left boot and an organised upload schedule
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY PUT MY BID IN THE VIDEO!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!
I bid: The box v4’s snapcode, a £3 tesco meal deal that can score a long ranged goal, a metal sholder and a hat that fits
I bid a half-eaten Toblerone from the Box's childhood that was recovered from his sheep farm, all of the profits from the Box's goalkeeping school, a signed Box V4 jersey from his international duty spell, and a single beer.
I bid every trophy that The Box V4 has won.
So basically nothing.
I bid : a lock of Zlatan's hair, a roast from wendy's, lionel Messi's right boot and a video of Liverpool celebrating their sixth Champions League trophy
Here's my bid:
A crushed m and m
My Minecraft handbook
Box v 25s undiscovered std
And a London eye
😂
I bid: a half eaten pineapple from Sainsbury’s rubbish bin. A genuine silver tooth from the box’s second cousin 80 times removed and finally a 5p plastic bag from Morrison’s. Also I’ll chuck in a minstrels packet from Kazakhstan made in 1902
I bid the boxes fake Nigerian passport, a full scholarship to the Box School of Slide Tackling, the Boxes Half and Half scarf from Man U Vs MK Dons and a single damp cornflake
Heres my bid:
The accuracy of premier league referees, moratas love for offsides, all of kids bops album, the first touch of lukaku, and the ass of hazard
Niran why are ur videos so fricking good?
Why is ur profile pic so fricking good
Why is ur profile pic so fricking bad
Cmon you chelsea
@@lew1595 Agreed
@@evan_pufc6379 How many trophies did Sariball bring you?
Cough cough FFP
I bid an aluminum can full of beef stroganoff, 18 deep-fried ice cubes, a wooden chair that isn’t represented in British parliament and 18.43 copies of FIFA 2010 World Cup. If that doesn’t satisfy you, I’ll throw in a broken vcr with a jelly-filled toaster muffin stuck in it.
I bid a Mansion in Brunei haunted by the ghosts of two sheeps that died to make the box's favorite chocolate bar "sheep and sweet", and my fake collection of Pokémon cards featuring amazing cards such as pikaju and jarizard
I bid an empty packet of fig newtons, a bootleg copy of the box’s book on goalkeeping, all of the wool from the sheep that the box sheared, and john terry’s love life. And if that is not enough, i bid marco reus’s nan.
I bid Gerrards slip v Chelsea half of a half of a half of a Chocolate egg and a box v4 that is a 2 overall
Shaylens Vlogs impossible it doesn’t exist
I bid a bruneian pitchfork left behind by the box, coutinhos barca form this season, a waitrose carrier bag with a hole in it, and therapy for boxanne to resolve her anger issues
My bid consists of:
Olivier Giroud”s facial hair
I bid Pogba's hairdresser, the Box's Maradona poster that he had when he was a child, a chocolate cigarette from Baskin Robbins, and a pair of old Avengers Infinity War tickets with coffee spilt on them.
I bid:
A BT box
Glass of milk
A Brunei man
Mouse trap game
And my career mode save 2
I bid the Premier League, the Daniel Farke Rap on Deezer, a Playstation from 1066, my nan, a saucy overhead kick, a £120 Debenhams voucher for Antarctica, a baked crisp, Carrow Road, the Lincoln League North medals, a 1890's Vauxhall and a CD of vaccum noises
I bid Dat Box The marvellous box Lucas box and the box’s regen
I bid a box of 88 toenails from the Box's ancestors, Faiq Bolkiah's chance of being in FIFA 19 than the bloody bus driver in your local bus stop, a £0.01 Liverpool v Man City ticket, a discord server for the box where he sings his distrack, a stain on Homer Simpson's shirt, release the kraken powerhouse goal for your local Sunday league team and a donut.
Top class bid here:
Chelsea’s chances of winning La Liga
Messi’s Chance of Actually winning the world cup
And Nathaniel Clyne’s chance of winning the B’allondor
So basically nothing
My bid: The box's glass shoulder, his makeshift bed since he out grew his old one, the cleats from the Thailand keeper, and I'll throw in the left over screws from the model car the Box attempted to make in his special needs class in school (he was 34 at the time)
I bid: every one of your drunk insta photos(I.e all of them), a Tesco 3 pound meal deal, and faiq bolkiahs father
Thanks mate had a rough night and this really made me laugh and cheers me up
Here's my bid : A half eaten Cadbury bar and my fornite account which has no skins but 10 wins
*Cadbury*
@@BLHYT thanks
@@theo_2949 no problem, I also subbed to you! 😄
I bid the toe cast used to heal Box v4's injury; the steering wheel from Rodri's second-hand Opel Vauxhall Corsa; exactly 3 hairs from Alisson's lusious, glourious beard; and a chest heater that was supposed to be for Argentina's national team, but went unused.
My bid :
Two footballs , the box’s toenails, a dead bee , a bag of Doritos, red paint and a cold fry from McDonald’s thrown onto a tree with a rat skin on it
I bid chupo motings left eye, the aggression of joey Barton, the results of the 2022 wc (provided by Platini) so you can put on a bet, Adam Johnsons Big toe, Malaysian airlines flight mh17, a loaded AR15 and half a spicy chicken fillet roll
I will be offering one of Divock Origi's baby teeth, a 10 minute compilation of Niran zooming the replay camera on the box's face, a screenshot of Faiq Bolkiah on Fifa 20, a Brunei flag manufactured in the year 1969 and finally, a grey mop for him to use on a match day for his hair
I bid:the "n" word pass in the country of Niger,the sultan of Brunei's book about boxes that he sent to queen but she hated it,so he licked it 39 times for good luck and later the Box V4 was born,the sheep that was found by the Box V2 and he said to the sheep,"I have many boxes at my house,you wanna come?".the sheep later jumped of a cliff and somehow survived and the sheep is being worshipped by nearby villages because of surviving the Box V2's deadly seduction.
I bid an Accrington Stanley t-shirt, a mcdonalds happy meal, 2 pence and a cheesy puff.
Heres my bid:
A half eaten sushi, a sponsorship deal from a brunei cardboard shop, a grape found in a carpark bin in the south of montenegro, a pair of glasses from a staff member of the bruneian car company called boxgatti and a hat with bsc young boys logo on it
I bid a compilation DVD of every time Niran has said "I've 'ad enough!", Boxanne's left boot, and the privilege of meeting Macau's version of the F2 - the F-Pi
I bid the DNA test that proves that boxanne is actually the box's mother and that the box v4 junior is his brother.
I also bid a half-eaten pizza from the burger restaurant which is owned by the box.
I also bid the number of injuries the box had and Lionel Messi's form with Argentina.
And finally I bid Tottenham's trophy cabinet.
I bid an 8 cm tall, 8 cm wide jar of Box's hair dandruff, and a key to a morgue full of the corpses of workers lost trying to uncover the dandruff.
All the way from Nigeria... I love your videos man🔥🔥🔥🔥
I bid a half-eaten cheeseburger, a broken fridge and one extra pound
i bid a tv series based on the box v4 and romelu lukaku, called the sharpest finishers, a framed photo of pep's reaction after sterling's goal was disallowed, the box v3's first ever chest hair and finally a 1941 documentary about how the box family is directly related to winston churchill.
I bid an invalid Bruneian passport, the champions league streaker , Theresa may’s toes, a nursery full of 4 year olds, a delete button for Morgz’s TH-cam channel and John terry for Boxanne
I bid 100 lbs of the Boxes toenails, 17 Bruneian sheep, 4 McDonalds happy meals, a no look goal from Bobby Firmino, and the amount of effort Pogba put in on average this season.
I bid a pigeon with Paul Pogbas hair, a Bruneian hairdressers long lost brother, lingards snapchat story, the box’s left sock, and 447 pencil sharpeners to sharpen the box’s fingernails
I bid the CD BoxV4 recorded when going on a road trip with the lads - a bunch of lifelong friends , a wild goat, a sock puppet and Adam Johnson
I bid a half eaten spam toastie from a 12 foot cyclops found in the Azerbaijani rainforest. A tub full of Deji’s tears. A family portrait of the box’s family which includes 17 brothers, 6 sisters, 4 dads, his only mum and 2 Somali pirates that they found in the cellar when they moved in. And just to seal the deal I’ll throw in a used Italian mans moustache.
I Swear This is the Most underrated fifa channel out there
I bid a seventh of four 69g Steaks, Sherlock Holmes' second spleen, An all expenses-paid trip to Shrek's swamp and a Sell-on clause of 104%.
I bid the second packet of haribos The Box V4 JR left in the back seat for five months and Niran’s FTW upload consistency.
Not only did the Box V4 bag 2 goals today, but at 13:43 Alexis Sanchez won player of the month, in what world?!
I bid the hairs from Fellaini’s afro that fell on to the barber’s floor after he got it trimmed, Wayne Rooney’s hair transplant costs, a goldfish, two and a half sheep that the box used to shear, and Gary Neville’s managerial ability. Take it or leave it
I bet the box v4's metal shoulder Ronaldo's tears from 2016 euro final with messi's ginger beard and Lloris's bear bottle
I bid: Adam Johnson’s 76 rated 2014/15 Match Attax card, Ronaldo’s taxes, Arsenal playing in the Champions League, a cheese and onion pringle, and Mustafi’s defensive abilities.
I bid a bag of joe harts dandruff, jack butlands index finger, Micheal Jackson’s geneticists that attracts him to 12 year old mixed race children and a pint of bottomless dark fruits for the lads. Also on the side I’ll chuck in my extreme pristine collection of Tesco bags from the past 23 and a half years
I bid Faiq Bolkiah's entire net worth in Bruneian cash, a purple hot chili pepper that was accidentally eaten by Ronaldo's' 3rd cousin twice removed, 15 pounds of butterfly cheese, and an exploding wig with the exact number of hairs as the box's but instead of an Afro, it's just Kingsley Coman's long lost braid. (and Kingsley Coman's long lost braid.)
I bid Brunei’s chance at hosting the 2030 World Cup , the Box's birth certificate, which consists of a few misspelled words on the side of an actual box , and the Box's signature move in FIFA 20-The El Hurricane Cross.
i bid an extremely burnt piece of hovis bread that has been toasted on a candle that smells of petrol.
Little do people know that 'The Box' series is just a semi-fictitious adaptation of Olivier Giroud's career.
I'll bid my pet mongoose ,a limited edition fredo ,the meter stick used to measure the boxes forehead ,the washing machine used to shampoo his hair and an overpriced portion of chips from the chippy that doesn't put enough sauce on there sausage dinners
I bid a £5 voucher at a barber shop to reveal his hair line. 30 cans of hair dye so he can be the next Paul pogba. Shooting lessons from the local guy named Paul. Growth hormones to make him 9ft. Dance tips from the oap dance club. And all of the land of the best international football team England
I bid a half eaten bounty , the right to the box's hair, a mix tape of the box v88 about a single cheerio and the reincarnation of the f2 freestylers called the v4 stylers of boxes
I bid the remaining HP from the rattata that Lyra would always catch at the beginning of Pokemon Soul Silver, a grain of rice dated from the 17th century that is believed to have been half eaten by a Bruneian king and the long lost french cousin of the box, "Le box".
I bid: the bones the box stole from Peter crouch’s legs, the golf club that the box v3 used for feet and Jeremy Corbyn’s political ability.
I bid a minion onesie, an eighth division Argentinean away kit,a jumbo pack of rip off Wotsits and 1 slice of my nan's homemade cheese and onion pizza
I bid a police mugshot of The Box from when he got caught stealing a goat in Brunei, an old plastic bottle lid I've dug up in my garden today, a hammer with a broken handle and its head missing, a printed out picture of a Ford Escort from Google Images and a small jar containing what I've been told might be Faiq Bolkiah's phlegm.
This series is amazing!
I bid a fiver, Lukaku’s first touch, Zlatan’s loyalty, Man united chances of winning the league, and a single piece of bruniean bread.
I bid all of spurs trophies a cheese puff from when Liverpool last won the prem and the realistic rating of United's defence
I bid:
My mum's will to play football
My granddad's stamina (has been a smoker until he got lung problems)
My other granddad's kidneys (he died of cancer related to his kidneys a few years ago sadly)
My grandma's balance and agility
My other grandma's BMI
My dad's proneness to give up on discussions
My heading accuracy
My sisters belief in her own footballing capabilities
My small nephews height
With these I reckon the box should just edge towards a rating of two
I bid Billy, aged 8, of the Box's basement, a thirty year old French fry found in the southern tip of Southern Sudan, the first released copy of Boxy Lady, a mouse who had a small child just for the Box, and 29 euros
Aight son, here’s mah bid;
One of the Box’s first goalkeeper gloves (it’s full of something that should not be mentioned), a video of a Tesco Meal deal burying one from 43 yards and a half eaten packet of Jaffa Cakes from Aldi
I bid the box’s Ford Fiesta that he crashed on the way home from buying it, 3 used tea bags, a video of Jordan Henderson passing forward, a half eaten shreddie and a chicken who can’t lay eggs
I bid the box's binoculars found outside a primary school, martin Tyler's bgt unseen dance audition and a poundland's reciept
I bid a single wotsit, a part of the nonexistent suit that the box wore at a prom, another wotsit and Wayne Hennessey's reason for denying that he did the Nazi salute
I bid 88% of the box's weekley wages. Maradona's 3rd cousin once removed. My old skateboard that was made in Brunei. Felleini's old boxers. And 30 cents.
I bid 31 french fries from Ukraine's finest McDonald's and 12 Minecraft posters from my uncle John Terry's shed. Where he keeps all of the pint glasses from north Afghanistan
10:00 the box.... firminooooooooooo!
I bid a man named Charlie, a chocolate bar from McDonalds with lettuce flavour, the chance for Karius to be Liverpool's all time goalscorer, a piece of wool found from the box's secret pet unicorn, and the shoes of Alan Smith
I bid a good litre's worth of Jabba The Hut's arse slime, Antonio Conte's wig, the left arse cheek of Eden Hazard's THICC behind, and finally, Zinedine Zidane's long lost comb from the Jurassic Era.
I bid a spell that Aguero breaks his toe for the whole next season, a Mr.Worldwide concert ticket, 2/3 of a Jar filled with VVD's sweat and a great British pound.
I bid all my failed attempts to get my bids shown in previous episodes
I bid:
The height gained by the Box, the exact red card Hamza Choudhary got against France, all the loss of earnings from the Tesco worker who bruised his shoulder and 88% of the F2’s money per video
I bid schwienstigers tears when he left bayern, his tears when he first say Jose, and his tears of joy when he left for Chicago, I also bid the box himself
I bid a recording of the box on a japanese game show, a me request for The Box to join my pro clubs, and most importantly, a sample of Boxanne's soon to be released diss track on The Box.
Oh and dont forget one of his cleats that i stole from the Liverpool locker room
I bid the Box's growth hormone used in this video, a code for two nukes, locked on Billy and Jezza's houses, a wardrobe full of Doritos and Monsters, The Winter Soldier's metal arm so the Box can finally have some sort of strenght and finally Kinsey Wolanski's 3 million followers after the UCL final