Tombo I heard the tree where Issac newton figured out about gravity was planted and grown by the box in his home country we wouldn’t have gravity without him either
Niran, you cannot turn this down. For the Box V5, I will offer: - A kernel of burnt popcorn that I ate when I watched the Box’s autobiographical film called ‘From Sheep to Stadium’. - The match ball from Liverpool vs Watford so you can destroy it. - 12 potatoes and a bag of Bruneian rice. - The Box’s criminal record, which includes animal abuse from when he used a mountain goat as a football. - The bike that Tanguy Ndombele rode off on that day he went to the park with Jose. And to top it off, the Box V5’s long lost uncle called Crate V5 who taught the Box to kick a football terribly back in Brunei.
The Box lives in Swansea, so he had to walk across the UK, swim across the channel and walk from France all the way to Turkey just to play the super cup final.
I bid the bat that started COVID19, a half eaten graduation cake from 12 years ago, a Phil Jones own goal compilation and pep guardiola's hair. Take it or leave it.
@@talhaahmed829 wait what he could be a United supporter everybody makes fun of Phil Jones it's not like just because they support United they think Phil Jones is amazing
@@tomatagamers7110 I'm a united supporter and we make fun of Phil Jones the most then Jesse Lingard and Andreas Pereira some of us make fun of players u wouldn't think like Luke Shaw Fred and also Chris Smalling
Here is a bid even Wenger wouldn't refuse Jesse Lingard's beans The milk when my dad finally comes back A piece of questionable gum Messi's world cup trophy A wet sock from the Box's basement in Swansea And a Clearance from Adrian to spice up the deal All that or a swap for Phil Jones please man I'm desperate
I bid a German child that has witnessed murder, a watford jersey signed by Ismaila Sarr and If it's not enough, you can have a free copy of The Emoji Movie
I bid Prince Phillip's snotty handkerchief from before he was born, a chicken that lays eggs full of money, a piece of paper designed to be eaten by the Box's uncle, and the famous footballer Razakanirina Rakotohasimbola.
“The box is a very young underrated talent. I believe that one day he could play for the likes of Barcelona, Liverpool, Bayern, and most importantly, Newcastle United.” - Steve Bruce
For the box I shall bid: -A half eaten hob nob -daniel Sturridge's ankles -a rusty old pair of shears -a 6 pack of corona beers -neymars family tree (a.k.a a circle) -more neymar content for ftw -a memeulous face reveal video -and finally the uncut 10 hour version of ksi's Lamborghini for the box to listen to, when he gets deported back to Brunei
I am bidding two bicycle wheels,5 pounds of soil,my brunien grandfather(on loan),a half eaten nothing pie,two baby toys and most notably on top of that................HALF A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.
Right bois. Here we go again. Imma bid: 2 sachets of ketchup stolen from McDonald’s, 72p, a pair of sunglasses without lenses and an apple with a few worms inside from the Bruneian market for this absolute specimen
I bid the box’s daysaver he left on a bus in Preston, a bowl of bat soup, a Jesse lingard skills compilation and 0.0000007% ownership of Harrogate Town FC
For the box V5 I bid Van Djik’s hair bobble A one on one trading session with Ndombele in some random park A pair of Pip Middleton’s knickers (for sniffing only) A shithousery award I stole And Joelinton’s goal scoring record for Newcastle.
I bid: Adrian's goalkeeping ability against atleti Andrea's Pereira's vision the amount of toilet rolls in my local Walmart Niran's ability to make a Newcastle career mode Niran's ability to win a pro clubs game The box's salary R9's hairline Bruneian specialty mozzarella sticks The box's girlfriend (overall nothing)
I bid Jesse Lingard’s eternal youth, A Bruneian passport, Harry Maguire’s giant block head, A picture of Michael Jackson and the boys, Plastic from Kim Kardashian’s body, And finally A contract to manage R. Kelly’s under 7s female football team
I bid the Box’s finishing ability in the final third. A second Zlatan (there’s not only one Zlatan). Niran’s quarantine haircut. A cheese cracker licked by JCC’s parrot Packaging v9.87. Finally, Maradona’s throne that he sat on in a game. Oh and an Asda Tesco bag.
I can promise the following in this bid: All 97 kids the box has touched. Kyle Walker's GK kit. One single grain of rice The Box's dirt home in Swansea A pet sock called Timothy Ismala Sarr. Dejan Lovern.
I bid a rock that the box used to keep as a pet, a cardboard cutout of Lana Rhoades, a 7 day trial for Disney+, Connect 4 without the yellows and a cracked screen protector
My bid consists of: The table which the box had his first lunch as a 2 day old child, one of the spires from the petronas towers, titus bramble's defending ability, a signed photo of niran holding a united jersey and a vauxhall corsa for good measure.
I bid Lingard's left leg, Pereira's right leg, Piers Morgan's torso, Klavan's stomach and chest, Kepa's left arm, Foster's right arm, and Bebe's head. Do whatever you like with these items, but I recommend Frankensteining them into the best footballer ever seen on the face of the Earth.
Idea: How about you have a trade-off every episode that I call “Shack Attack” so one player gets a random stat decreased to 1 and the BOX gets that one increased to 99.
Word on the street is that the Box V5s mother wanted a water birth. Unfortunately the box V4 had a permanent ice bath to sooth his daily soreness and the Box V5 came into this world smashing his head into a block of ice much like the titanic.
For The Box V5 I bid: • A bag of Bruneian rice • An empty Buxton 500ml water bottle with bite marks on it • The Box’s favourite shear to use for sheep • The ball from last episode’s free kick which actually ended up in my garden • And last but not least Pep Guardiola’s barber
I’ll bid: a free football news app A bus ticket between KSI’s forehead and his eyebrows A singular roll of duct tape Peter crouch’s biography And a oiled egg sent from Brunei
I bid: The Bruneian national anthem. The Box v6 A chewed marathon bar 67p The Box v5’s hairline The blade of grass that the Box v5 last stepped on And the scout which scouted the Box v5
I bid The pigeon in niran's hair The shithousery award The bat that caused corona The two strippers hired by kyle walker And the grass that caused gerrard to slip
I bid the box’s 13th cousin’s left kidney, 250 grams of francium, the rights to the word box, a bit of Donald Trump’s hair, a mini rolls packet, 1 Bruneian dollar
I bid: The scalpel used for Kim Jong-un’s surgery, Paulo Dybala’s lungs, The perplexity of Neymar’s family tree, Andreas Perreira’s GCSE results? The cure to Pep’s baldness, Jack Grealish’s hearing ability, The Box’s morale after scoring two goals to win the UEFA super cup, The cure to COVID19, And most importantly: A new FTW episode that’s actually about football(;
My Box V5 bid A meet and greet with Jessie Lingards great uncle A pie made by a professional chef from Belarus A copy of fifa 20.... by that I mean fifa 1920 James milners daily breakfast A subscription for all access to the local swimming pool The man who writes news articles for the daily mail in Tunisia And hidden footage of Eden hazard going to the barber
I bid a speck of dust from an Ivorian amateur league pitch, all the wool from the sheep/mountain goats that have been sheared by all the boxes, Kepa after his refusal to be substituted in the Carabao Cup final last year, the match ball from a Swiss top flight match between Young Boys and a twelfth tier side from Greenland, the Box Jr's non-existent shin pad. I'll also throw in the rainbow-colored afro from Madagascar 3 as a gift to the Box V5.
I bid: mo salah’s right foot ability, a set of instructions on how to perform Bruneian juju, a packet of Jaffa cakes my Nan gave me the other day, a strand of every boxes hair and the sticker the box won on sports day in Brunei. Niran, u can’t turn this down.
I will make an offer for the box : A strand of David Luiz hair. The Award winning book 'The Complicated family of Neymar da Silva Santos Junior' A garage full of Toilet Roll. 30 seconds in a supermarket without anybody in. A clip of Jose telling the that he is 'special' Out of date digestives. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
I bid A strand of salah’s hair Dejan Lovrens sanity The box’s best friend Amazon prime V5 Lingard’s brain 🧠 if he still has one A random frog from Brunei 🇧🇳 His ex dog might be dead from him feeding it chocolate
I bid 50 FIFA points, A signed shirt from Lil Cube, A half eaten string of spaghetti, A Bluetooth speaker that only plays Heskey Time, The Box V3’s broken unicycle, and leaked footage of a memeulous toe reveal
I bid for:his physical during the Southampton game after walking for swansea Box's once in a lifetime washed hair which reminds me of cotton candy And the scout who actually thought he was good to play for Liverpool
I bid my first born A tea pot Firmino's tears The seagull that just hit my window A Tesco meal deal (your choice) And the salt from the city of Manchester after the Champions League final
The bid for the box: a 24 hour video clip of Araava trying to overtake niran in Brazil, boxannes right leg that the box bit off, the box v5s white van, a kinder egg the box stole of a 4 year old, a half eaten chicken drumstick from an Afghanistan war and a Jesse lingard future stars Fifa card
Here’s my bid: A tire tread from his tractor back in Brunei the old outro music 1/8 of a covid cell the flag of the Cayman Islands some sand from Newport beach and Saint Maximin’s Gucci headband
Bid: I bid the 1p for every second the Box takes to run 10m The ticket sales for Man City's league 2 season Newcastle's transfer fee for the box v2-5 and new manager - Niran And finally, the chances of Niran's Newcastle career mode to release another episode.
You are going to love this bid: 1. Boris Johnson's baby 2. The list of offences by the box 3. Milner's coffee mug 4. The shine on firmino's team And for good measure I'll throw in some stockpiled toilet paper
I bid you my 99 rated all rounded player, the sphere; a mouldy tangerine, the missing chunk from cheillinis shoulder and Liverpool's title chances I already know he's worth much more but I come from a very poor Kuwaiti dynasty. I hope you accept this offer.
My Bid- 1. Neymar's Mother's Boyfriend's Testecals. 2. A sack of potatoes he claimed was stolen at the airport.(it was his luggage) 3. A piece of rotten cheese I threw at Box v5's dad 4. R9's hairline 5. A blade of grass from his *home* (he's homeless) 6. An piece of Watford shirt signed by Sarr. (A part of the signature can be seen) 7. Llorente's smelly sock. 8. His uncle, Shit v5 who taught him to kick a football.
I bid a half eaten crunchie bar from 1972, a burnt chicken nugget from Macdonald’s, the box’s first pair of sheep shears which he got at the age of 5 from his long lost uncle, a 📦, my half used deodorant stick, a piece of Niran’s well kept hair and all the laughs and jokes from “the box” playlists. Thank you Niran for wonderful content don’t ever stop making more YT videos 🙏
I bid niran’s pro clubs and irl haircut (because they are both clapped) and the gene in the box that varies his looks each time. If this gets in the video I hope niran fixes his clapped haircut
I bid The Box V5’s Premier League Player of the Year award, 23.7 Mongolian dice, 6 Lego bricks from my Millenium Falcon Star Trek set, and The Box V4’s autobiography “Get in the Car Before the Feds Show Up”
For the box I bid..... Some link hair dye for that glorious afro, the bruanian register that he claims to be on, apology letters written by me for all his victims, a wing of the Bruanian aircraft that brought the box into this country, Pep guardiolas barber, and an official hull bats and young boys scarf. I know you won't turn this down
I would bid a useless charger, a bottle of vodka from the year 36000 BC, a spec of hair from Guardiola's bald head, a skeleton of thousand-year-old fish and a useless bulb
i bid memoulus mask ksi bandana khan academy work that i neglected jesse lingard 5th cousin condom andres pereira skill mixtape from when he was a fetus a 5th copy of the box adventure at mongolia with a 4 year old fetus and the box and adam johnson child
I bid: The Box V4's Bid to win a bid to bid to win a bid to go into the bidding to bid for the bids section of next episode, the bid from Liverpool to get Crate V5 from Goat Farm FC in southern Brunei, a video tape containing footage of the Box V5 being given his first cardboard box, a roll of duct tape that has fossilised over the course of Anfield's existence, and the chances of us (Tottenham Hotspur) having even so much as a Toyota (not Audi) Cup trophy in the cabinet.
I bid the remains of the sheep that the box forgot to feed Half of an Mars Bar that the box thought was the actual planet David Silva's tears when he realizes that he will not leave the premier league a hero by lossing to the box And finally I give you that the fact that the box is technically the most well rounded player in the team with his 1 on everything.
i bid the grass under gerard when he slipped, a grain of rice from the Brunei, the left foot of his half sister that lives in Tutong, Brunei, comb of hair from box v4, uefa champions cup medal, and a cup of water
Niran fam you can’t refuse this offer I bid: 2 litres of Tesco Vodka,A fresh 10 tonnes of Bruneian rice,A golden ticket from 1988,A stand from a Bruneian market,The Box’s long lost cousins Andreas Pereira&Jesse Lingard and finally a half-eaten out of date Crunchie inside of a Mars Bar wrapper.
I bid The Mummy’s dancing ability from the Hull Bats, a vintage match attack card from 1837, Harvey Elliots trim, a used tissue containing the snot of Mario Balotelli and the magic boots from the award winning film “there’s only one Jimmy Grimble”
I Bid.. the creative mind of James Milner when he’s bored, The box V1, Adam Johnsons prowess in front of small targets, The people that have been decapitated by the box’s free-kicks and The gloves that the box V3 wore against Manchester City
This is my bid for the box: 1. The hair that falls off after Niran gets a post-lockdown trim 2. Recycled ketchup bottles to store his expired Bruneian strength syrup in 3. A page from the print version of urban dictionary explaining that The Inbetweeners is not a nickname you give to centre backs 4. And as a prize for winning the Super Cup and scoring three goals in one episode, a half eaten Mayo sandwich with three half eaten pickles inside.
I bid an ancient and extremely rare strand of pep guardiolas hair, a sacred Bruneian lamb chop from Tesco’s, every primary school child the box has ever tried to molester, and a half eaten bag of Bruneian prawn cocktail crisps
I bid a pissy shoe from a hobo outside kings cross station, Boris Johnson’s rugby ball, Trent Alexander- Arnold’s crossing ability, a grain of sand from Middlesbrough’s beach and finally mike Ashley’s half eaten dinner
I bid Ronaldinho's Paraguayan passport, Babatunde's hairline, The Box v5's criminal record and a guide book called "How to do Bruneian Juju" written by the Box v5's grandfather used to make the Box v5 an actual clinical goalscorer, if he scores 10 goals in the premier league, I will also throw in a half eaten slipper and tickets to fly to Brunei. We would like you to vlog your experiences if possible.
This is my bid: -A single square of toilet paper -A strain of hair from the BOX V4’s silver Afro -Tottenham’s trophy room - And golf club from Gareth Bale
My bid: A leaf off a tree which the box tried to shove up his arse, a piece of paper from my GCSE book, one Bruneien goat milked by the box himself, a lace from his 1960 Reebok which he walks from Swansea to Liverpool and finally his Adidas 'predators'.
I bid the leftovers of Marouane Fellaini’s hair, a stamina injection for the box, (doesn’t work), Harry Kane’s goal against Stoke City, the area of grass which Steven Gerrard slipped on, the amount of money Liverpool paid Chelsea to let the Fellaini lookalike score twice, Kepa’s goalkeeping skills, and finally, N’Golo Kante’s smile.
I bid a long lost glove from BOX V3, a spoon with both ketchup and mayonnaise, a piece of sheep hair the box owned back in Brunei and the little boat which the box somehow stranded on the coast of Swansea
I bid a man with a stick thing, a tv show from 1987 called the brilliant boxes where people have to take free kicks against a team of boxes and ruben neves scoring from inside the box
Okay now i bet you can't turn this one down, i bet: -The needle that was used to make Nile Rangers face tattoo -The bruneian declaration of independence copied on the menu of a shady pizza restaurant in Birmingham -One quarter of Marko Arnautovic's Champions League winners medal -The transmission+gearbox of a used toyota corolla with 600k miles on it (although I'm not sure bout' that cuz it was only driven across the bruneian ricefields by the previous owner) -and last but not least: The left shoe from the nephew of the brother of the wife of Peter Crouchs 4rd degree cousin
“To be honest I would never be where I am today if I didn’t watch the box growing up”
-Jesse Lingard and Andreas Pereira
😂
Nah I heard that quote from Mahatma Ghandi
Tombo I heard the tree where Issac newton figured out about gravity was planted and grown by the box in his home country we wouldn’t have gravity without him either
@Yue Hagime I'm sure when William the Conqueror visited England to fight, his sword was made by the box
Phil Jones said that as well
Niran, you cannot turn this down. For the Box V5, I will offer:
- A kernel of burnt popcorn that I ate when I watched the Box’s autobiographical film called ‘From Sheep to Stadium’.
- The match ball from Liverpool vs Watford so you can destroy it.
- 12 potatoes and a bag of Bruneian rice.
- The Box’s criminal record, which includes animal abuse from when he used a mountain goat as a football.
- The bike that Tanguy Ndombele rode off on that day he went to the park with Jose.
And to top it off, the Box V5’s long lost uncle called Crate V5 who taught the Box to kick a football terribly back in Brunei.
sb307 this has to win
Lul
I thought my suggestion was good but that is better
Wanna hear my biography
The box should get a ones to watch card, but not for his footballing abilities
😂😂😂
The Voshe I bid The Box’s restraining order in original copy
The Voshe 😂😂😂
Played him on the right against Ashley
[Young, Hunter] Chem style works best I hear
The Voshe yes.
“Is there anything the box can’t do”
Well he can’t go within 200m of schools so there’s that
No it's 500 m within a school
Because of the incident the police and anti-box swat team was called and he went back to brunai
@@youngpalmtree_2339 Now I'm chilling with Faiq Bolkiah
George Vee you’ve been blessed for your sins
@@TobaAdesanya thank you.
The box is more cable to score than Jessie Lingard In his prime
Goals in UEFA Super Cup:
Jesse Lingard - 0
The BOX V5 - 2
we see the clear winner
@@mt12145 yes the box need a +0.1 rating on shooting because he's one overall
L M 2007 tranmere is better than Chelsea after all, fair play
Or firmino at home
Ye but J-Lingz wont be in his prime for another 10 years lol
He's running faster than even hes normal sprint speed when celebrating XD
So basically he’s filippo inzaghi
The Box lives in Swansea, so he had to walk across the UK, swim across the channel and walk from France all the way to Turkey just to play the super cup final.
“You should have made salah’s 1 stat passing”
-Mane
I bid the bat that started COVID19, a half eaten graduation cake from 12 years ago, a Phil Jones own goal compilation and pep guardiola's hair. Take it or leave it.
Definitely a Liverpool supporter
@@PentGroove could be any supporter besides manchester...
@@talhaahmed829 wait what he could be a United supporter everybody makes fun of Phil Jones it's not like just because they support United they think Phil Jones is amazing
@@tomatagamers7110 I'm a united supporter and we make fun of Phil Jones the most then Jesse Lingard and Andreas Pereira some of us make fun of players u wouldn't think like Luke Shaw Fred and also Chris Smalling
Here is a bid even Wenger wouldn't refuse
Jesse Lingard's beans
The milk when my dad finally comes back
A piece of questionable gum
Messi's world cup trophy
A wet sock from the Box's basement in Swansea
And a Clearance from Adrian to spice up the deal
All that or a swap for Phil Jones please man I'm desperate
I bid a German child that has witnessed murder, a watford jersey signed by Ismaila Sarr and If it's not enough, you can have a free copy of The Emoji Movie
If I were Niran I would rather watch Andreas Pereira play football for the same length as the Emoji Movie.
@@alvarorey9308 i actually enjoyes the emoji movie
@@damimich3233 I think we found Andreas Pereira.
"I look up to the box he is a top player for me"
-Cristiano Ronaldo
I bid Prince Phillip's snotty handkerchief from before he was born, a chicken that lays eggs full of money, a piece of paper designed to be eaten by the Box's uncle, and the famous footballer Razakanirina Rakotohasimbola.
L M 2007 you AGAIN😂
YESSS
I believe you mean famous Madagascan footballer, Stephan Raheriharimanana
“The box is a very young underrated talent. I believe that one day he could play for the likes of Barcelona, Liverpool, Bayern, and most importantly, Newcastle United.”
- Steve Bruce
"young" lmao nice
"The box has single handedly won us another game."
Mane, who literally did all the running and put the chance on a plate: " Am I a joke to you?"
Bui Doi yes
For the box I shall bid:
-A half eaten hob nob
-daniel Sturridge's ankles
-a rusty old pair of shears
-a 6 pack of corona beers
-neymars family tree (a.k.a a circle)
-more neymar content for ftw
-a memeulous face reveal video
-and finally the uncut 10 hour version of ksi's Lamborghini for the box to listen to, when he gets deported back to Brunei
“If the box was playing in the same time as me I wouldn’t have been where i am today”
~ Pele
I am bidding two bicycle wheels,5 pounds of soil,my brunien grandfather(on loan),a half eaten nothing pie,two baby toys and most notably on top of that................HALF A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.
OMG this is going to be legendary
Right bois. Here we go again. Imma bid: 2 sachets of ketchup stolen from McDonald’s, 72p, a pair of sunglasses without lenses and an apple with a few worms inside from the Bruneian market for this absolute specimen
I bid the box’s daysaver he left on a bus in Preston, a bowl of bat soup, a Jesse lingard skills compilation and 0.0000007% ownership of Harrogate Town FC
For the box V5 I bid
Van Djik’s hair bobble
A one on one trading session with Ndombele in some random park
A pair of Pip Middleton’s knickers (for sniffing only)
A shithousery award I stole
And Joelinton’s goal scoring record for Newcastle.
I bid:
Adrian's goalkeeping ability against atleti
Andrea's Pereira's vision
the amount of toilet rolls in my local Walmart
Niran's ability to make a Newcastle career mode
Niran's ability to win a pro clubs game
The box's salary
R9's hairline
Bruneian specialty mozzarella sticks
The box's girlfriend
(overall nothing)
So you’ve not bid anything
R9s hairline isn’t that bad it’s his hairstyle that’s clapped
@@robertstanton1793 precisely, my lad
@@robertstanton1793 the box gets paid in wotsits
Do they even have Walmart in the Uk over there?
I bid Jesse Lingard’s eternal youth,
A Bruneian passport,
Harry Maguire’s giant block head,
A picture of Michael Jackson and the boys,
Plastic from Kim Kardashian’s body,
And finally
A contract to manage R. Kelly’s under 7s female football team
I bid the Box’s finishing ability in the final third. A second Zlatan (there’s not only one Zlatan). Niran’s quarantine haircut. A cheese cracker licked by JCC’s parrot Packaging v9.87. Finally, Maradona’s throne that he sat on in a game. Oh and an Asda Tesco bag.
My finishing ability is sight if u compare it to the children in the park
I can promise the following in this bid:
All 97 kids the box has touched.
Kyle Walker's GK kit.
One single grain of rice
The Box's dirt home in Swansea
A pet sock called Timothy
Ismala Sarr.
Dejan Lovern.
Nobody:
Niran in the premiere chat when the box scores from 0.5 yards: *AN 30 YARD BANGER*
and that's what he actually said I didn't make a typo
I bid a rock that the box used to keep as a pet, a cardboard cutout of Lana Rhoades, a 7 day trial for Disney+, Connect 4 without the yellows and a cracked screen protector
I’ll bid my American accent, half a bagel found at anfield , Andreas Pereira’s skills, and 2lbs of air fresh from our atmosphere
My bid consists of: The table which the box had his first lunch as a 2 day old child, one of the spires from the petronas towers, titus bramble's defending ability, a signed photo of niran holding a united jersey and a vauxhall corsa for good measure.
I bid Lingard's left leg, Pereira's right leg, Piers Morgan's torso, Klavan's stomach and chest, Kepa's left arm, Foster's right arm, and Bebe's head. Do whatever you like with these items, but I recommend Frankensteining them into the best footballer ever seen on the face of the Earth.
Ibrahimovic : I am the best player.
CR7 : No i am.
Messi : The God of football has sent me to be the best.
Box : I don't remember sending anyone.
Idea: How about you have a trade-off every episode that I call “Shack Attack” so one player gets a random stat decreased to 1 and the BOX gets that one increased to 99.
Word on the street is that the Box V5s mother wanted a water birth. Unfortunately the box V4 had a permanent ice bath to sooth his daily soreness and the Box V5 came into this world smashing his head into a block of ice much like the titanic.
i Bid:
My 9 year old brunein kids who were brought up in a box and were taught to accept candy from suspicious old men with Tie-dyed Afros
@@Sjnnnssmsnsmsnsnsmsmsmzkxixkd correction applied
For The Box V5 I bid:
• A bag of Bruneian rice
• An empty Buxton 500ml water bottle with bite marks on it
• The Box’s favourite shear to use for sheep
• The ball from last episode’s free kick which actually ended up in my garden
• And last but not least Pep Guardiola’s barber
I’ll bid: a free football news app
A bus ticket between KSI’s forehead and his eyebrows
A singular roll of duct tape
Peter crouch’s biography
And a oiled egg sent from Brunei
I bid:
The Bruneian national anthem.
The Box v6
A chewed marathon bar
67p
The Box v5’s hairline
The blade of grass that the Box v5 last stepped on
And the scout which scouted the Box v5
I bid
The pigeon in niran's hair
The shithousery award
The bat that caused corona
The two strippers hired by kyle walker
And the grass that caused gerrard to slip
I bid the box’s 13th cousin’s left kidney, 250 grams of francium, the rights to the word box, a bit of Donald Trump’s hair, a mini rolls packet, 1 Bruneian dollar
Even an actual box has more playing ability than the boxv5
True
Box v5: 2 goals In the super cup final
Pelé: 0
Excuse me
I bid: The scalpel used for Kim Jong-un’s surgery, Paulo Dybala’s lungs, The perplexity of Neymar’s family tree, Andreas Perreira’s GCSE results? The cure to Pep’s baldness, Jack Grealish’s hearing ability, The Box’s morale after scoring two goals to win the UEFA super cup, The cure to COVID19, And most importantly: A new FTW episode that’s actually about football(;
My Box V5 bid
A meet and greet with Jessie Lingards great uncle
A pie made by a professional chef from Belarus
A copy of fifa 20.... by that I mean fifa 1920
James milners daily breakfast
A subscription for all access to the local swimming pool
The man who writes news articles for the daily mail in Tunisia
And hidden footage of Eden hazard going to the barber
I bid a speck of dust from an Ivorian amateur league pitch, all the wool from the sheep/mountain goats that have been sheared by all the boxes, Kepa after his refusal to be substituted in the Carabao Cup final last year, the match ball from a Swiss top flight match between Young Boys and a twelfth tier side from Greenland, the Box Jr's non-existent shin pad. I'll also throw in the rainbow-colored afro from Madagascar 3 as a gift to the Box V5.
I bid: mo salah’s right foot ability, a set of instructions on how to perform Bruneian juju, a packet of Jaffa cakes my Nan gave me the other day, a strand of every boxes hair and the sticker the box won on sports day in Brunei. Niran, u can’t turn this down.
At 14:31 I don't know why but that made me cry out with laughter still got a tear in my eye god I love it.
I will make an offer for the box :
A strand of David Luiz hair.
The Award winning book 'The Complicated family of Neymar da Silva Santos Junior'
A garage full of Toilet Roll.
30 seconds in a supermarket without anybody in.
A clip of Jose telling the that he is 'special'
Out of date digestives.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
My bid is: Jessie Lingard and Andreas Pereira.
Fun fact, The box runs faster when he celebrates a goal, then when he actually plays football.
I bid
A strand of salah’s hair
Dejan Lovrens sanity
The box’s best friend Amazon prime V5
Lingard’s brain 🧠 if he still has one
A random frog from Brunei 🇧🇳
His ex dog might be dead from him feeding it chocolate
Lingard has no brain cell, false advertisement
James Baxter 😂😂
James Baxter changed it for you
MrMik Playz 👌🏼
I bid 50 FIFA points, A signed shirt from Lil Cube, A half eaten string of spaghetti, A Bluetooth speaker that only plays Heskey Time, The Box V3’s broken unicycle, and leaked footage of a memeulous toe reveal
I bid for:his physical during the Southampton game after walking for swansea
Box's once in a lifetime washed hair which reminds me of cotton candy
And the scout who actually thought he was good to play for Liverpool
-the box: *scores 2 goals in the uefa super cup final and wins the trophy for liverpool*
-erin: "not vegan".
I bid my first born
A tea pot
Firmino's tears
The seagull that just hit my window
A Tesco meal deal (your choice)
And the salt from the city of Manchester after the Champions League final
The bid for the box: a 24 hour video clip of Araava trying to overtake niran in Brazil, boxannes right leg that the box bit off, the box v5s white van, a kinder egg the box stole of a 4 year old, a half eaten chicken drumstick from an Afghanistan war and a Jesse lingard future stars Fifa card
Here’s my bid: A tire tread from his tractor back in Brunei
the old outro music
1/8 of a covid cell
the flag of the Cayman Islands
some sand from Newport beach
and Saint Maximin’s Gucci headband
Bid:
I bid the 1p for every second the Box takes to run 10m
The ticket sales for Man City's league 2 season
Newcastle's transfer fee for the box v2-5 and new manager - Niran
And finally, the chances of Niran's Newcastle career mode to release another episode.
This is my bid:
All of joelinton a goals
George memeulous’ eyes
Jonjo Shelvey’s hair
And Ronaldos ballon dor
You are going to love this bid:
1. Boris Johnson's baby
2. The list of offences by the box
3. Milner's coffee mug
4. The shine on firmino's team
And for good measure I'll throw in some stockpiled toilet paper
I bid you my 99 rated all rounded player, the sphere; a mouldy tangerine, the missing chunk from cheillinis shoulder and Liverpool's title chances
I already know he's worth much more but I come from a very poor Kuwaiti dynasty. I hope you accept this offer.
My Bid-
1. Neymar's Mother's Boyfriend's Testecals.
2. A sack of potatoes he claimed was stolen at the airport.(it was his luggage)
3. A piece of rotten cheese I threw at Box v5's dad
4. R9's hairline
5. A blade of grass from his *home* (he's homeless)
6. An piece of Watford shirt signed by Sarr. (A part of the signature can be seen)
7. Llorente's smelly sock.
8. His uncle, Shit v5 who taught him to kick a football.
Has the box improved, or is it just Niran's FIFA playing skills?
Fun fact: he once kidnapped Ronaldo Jr. To learn how to actually kick a football
I bid:
Jesse lingards clothing line
A strand of Kim Jong Un’s hair
and a can of Aldi own brand lager
Degamer 1013 This man has no respect for the dead, I'd give it like 4 days before you take a strand just to show respect
Jacko TEM have you not seen the memes
Nissan Succ honestly if he Is dead tho some peeps gonna be happy inside
Nissan Succ don’t know y they would it’s a death fam
Pelé - I used to believe I was the best but I know my title can be taken by the Box.
i bet a meal deal from tescos, a half empty can of pepsi max, 3 rotten tacos and the sense of the UK government
I bid a half eaten crunchie bar from 1972, a burnt chicken nugget from Macdonald’s, the box’s first pair of sheep shears which he got at the age of 5 from his long lost uncle, a 📦, my half used deodorant stick, a piece of Niran’s well kept hair and all the laughs and jokes from “the box” playlists.
Thank you Niran for wonderful content don’t ever stop making more YT videos
🙏
I’m still looking for a new football news app
Try Fotmob
Download The BoxV5 Sports app it has 1 satistic and one video of him screamer vs southampton
*oNE FooTBaLL*
I can't lie that's a very odd thing to say
@@6_times704 But does it have Alfreton Town?
I bid a singular skittle, a single hair from Ryan Giggs chest, a cardboard box, 14 pellets of cat food and a half eaten copy of Minecraft
I bid niran’s pro clubs and irl haircut (because they are both clapped) and the gene in the box that varies his looks each time. If this gets in the video I hope niran fixes his clapped haircut
I bid The Box V5’s Premier League Player of the Year award, 23.7 Mongolian dice, 6 Lego bricks from my Millenium Falcon Star Trek set, and The Box V4’s autobiography “Get in the Car Before the Feds Show Up”
I bet :
• 45 minutes of Unai Emery’s Ebening
• Kyle Walker’s Hooker Underwear
• Adrian’s inability to be a goalkeeper
• The Box v5 tent from Swansea
For the box I bid.....
Some link hair dye for that glorious afro, the bruanian register that he claims to be on, apology letters written by me for all his victims, a wing of the Bruanian aircraft that brought the box into this country, Pep guardiolas barber, and an official hull bats and young boys scarf.
I know you won't turn this down
Niran you should infect the entire premier league full of the 1 rated player virus for some time
Like so he can see if you agree
I would bid a useless charger, a bottle of vodka from the year 36000 BC, a spec of hair from Guardiola's bald head, a skeleton of thousand-year-old fish and a useless bulb
i bid memoulus mask
ksi bandana
khan academy work that i neglected
jesse lingard 5th cousin condom
andres pereira skill mixtape from when he was a fetus
a 5th copy of the box adventure at mongolia with a 4 year old fetus
and the box and adam johnson child
I bid:
The Box V4's Bid to win a bid to bid to win a bid to go into the bidding to bid for the bids section of next episode, the bid from Liverpool to get Crate V5 from Goat Farm FC in southern Brunei, a video tape containing footage of the Box V5 being given his first cardboard box, a roll of duct tape that has fossilised over the course of Anfield's existence, and the chances of us (Tottenham Hotspur) having even so much as a Toyota (not Audi) Cup trophy in the cabinet.
I bid the high pitched screams that Niran made throughout this video.
I bid the remains of the sheep that the box forgot to feed
Half of an Mars Bar that the box thought was the actual planet
David Silva's tears when he realizes that he will not leave the premier league a hero by lossing to the box
And finally I give you that the fact that the box is technically the most well rounded player in the team with his 1 on everything.
i bid the grass under gerard when he slipped, a grain of rice from the Brunei, the left foot of his half sister that lives in Tutong, Brunei, comb of hair from box v4, uefa champions cup medal, and a cup of water
Niran fam you can’t refuse this offer I bid:
2 litres of Tesco Vodka,A fresh 10 tonnes of Bruneian rice,A golden ticket from 1988,A stand from a Bruneian market,The Box’s long lost cousins Andreas Pereira&Jesse Lingard and finally a half-eaten out of date Crunchie inside of a Mars Bar wrapper.
I bid The Mummy’s dancing ability from the Hull Bats, a vintage match attack card from 1837, Harvey Elliots trim, a used tissue containing the snot of Mario Balotelli and the magic boots from the award winning film “there’s only one Jimmy Grimble”
I Bid.. the creative mind of James Milner when he’s bored, The box V1, Adam Johnsons prowess in front of small targets, The people that have been decapitated by the box’s free-kicks and The gloves that the box V3 wore against Manchester City
I bid the box's left testicle, a carton of expired milk that they sold in Brunei, my pair of Crocs, and finally the box's last three brain cells
The boxes free kick was one of the only things that has made me laugh today.thank you brother👑👑👑
This is my bid for the box:
1. The hair that falls off after Niran gets a post-lockdown trim
2. Recycled ketchup bottles to store his expired Bruneian strength syrup in
3. A page from the print version of urban dictionary explaining that The Inbetweeners is not a nickname you give to centre backs
4. And as a prize for winning the Super Cup and scoring three goals in one episode, a half eaten Mayo sandwich with three half eaten pickles inside.
I bid an ancient and extremely rare strand of pep guardiolas hair, a sacred Bruneian lamb chop from Tesco’s, every primary school child the box has ever tried to molester, and a half eaten bag of Bruneian prawn cocktail crisps
I bid a pissy shoe from a hobo outside kings cross station, Boris Johnson’s rugby ball, Trent Alexander- Arnold’s crossing ability, a grain of sand from Middlesbrough’s beach and finally mike Ashley’s half eaten dinner
I bid Ronaldinho's Paraguayan passport, Babatunde's hairline, The Box v5's criminal record and a guide book called "How to do Bruneian Juju" written by the Box v5's grandfather used to make the Box v5 an actual clinical goalscorer, if he scores 10 goals in the premier league, I will also throw in a half eaten slipper and tickets to fly to Brunei. We would like you to vlog your experiences if possible.
Niran, love your channel, love your vids. Keep it up, you're the only thing keeping me entertained with the lack of football. Watching from America
This is my bid:
-A single square of toilet paper
-A strain of hair from the BOX V4’s silver Afro
-Tottenham’s trophy room
- And golf club from Gareth Bale
Because of his recent form I will bid for the box: a Brunei farm, Phil Jones face and Zlatan Ibrahimović’s nose. Oh and another pet rock.
And a Dortmund team of Popes with Pope Benedict as the manager.
My bid:
A leaf off a tree which the box tried to shove up his arse, a piece of paper from my GCSE book, one Bruneien goat milked by the box himself, a lace from his 1960 Reebok which he walks from Swansea to Liverpool and finally his Adidas 'predators'.
I bid the leftovers of Marouane Fellaini’s hair, a stamina injection for the box, (doesn’t work), Harry Kane’s goal against Stoke City, the area of grass which Steven Gerrard slipped on, the amount of money Liverpool paid Chelsea to let the Fellaini lookalike score twice, Kepa’s goalkeeping skills, and finally, N’Golo Kante’s smile.
I tried once, and I’ll try again.
I bid a box, Mo Salah's treadmill, Homer Simpson's moustache, a pack of peanuts from Tesco except the bag is empty.
I bid a jar of Mateo Messi’s toenail clippings, Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga for the Wii, a melted ice cube and the Box V3’s personal mixtape.
My bid: a hair from the box V4's sweater, the name of the 5 year old that Neymar's mom is in a relationship with, and Ngolo Kante's hairline.
I bid a long lost glove from BOX V3, a spoon with both ketchup and mayonnaise, a piece of sheep hair the box owned back in Brunei and the little boat which the box somehow stranded on the coast of Swansea
I bid a man with a stick thing, a tv show from 1987 called the brilliant boxes where people have to take free kicks against a team of boxes and ruben neves scoring from inside the box
3:08 Box V5 turns into prime messi
Okay now i bet you can't turn this one down, i bet:
-The needle that was used to make Nile Rangers face tattoo
-The bruneian declaration of independence copied on the menu of a shady pizza restaurant in Birmingham
-One quarter of Marko Arnautovic's Champions League winners medal
-The transmission+gearbox of a used toyota corolla with 600k miles on it (although I'm not sure bout' that cuz it was only driven across the bruneian ricefields by the previous owner)
-and last but not least:
The left shoe from the nephew of the brother of the wife of Peter Crouchs 4rd degree cousin