My bid- 4.50 in Zimbabwean dollars, one twenty fourth of a twix from 1987, a jersey made from car seats, all of pep gurdiolas hair follicles and half a leaf I found on the ground
After being an avid box supporter since the original Bruneian legend Box V2, I have a bid you can't resist. I bid, the chance to answer the phone to "Mark Work" on your dad's phone, a slightly damp packet of cup soup ( Tomato and basil ). A leaked video of Lamine Yamal, saying that Lance Armstrong is his new idol, and the rights to the box v4 original Netflix series " Life outside of my own penalty box" I'll also throw in a photo of the mouldy olive bread that birthed the box and a lateral collateral for good measure
I bid entire economy of west somalia, 2 used toothbrushes from 1997 , a firetruck that the box v2 stole from Bangladesh, 22 rotten tomatoes and finally the most exciting Box V4's single knee ligament.
I bid - Mikel Arteta’s lego hair,one dvd of the Bruneian version of Nativity,one seventeenth of a ikea box,a birthday message from Sean Dyche and a trip to Notting hill carnival
I bid a used stick of gum, a sweater made of the afros of the previous Boxes, a stereo from a car made in 1936, a lost Bruneian history book with the story of the Box V1, a tactical board by the Box V5 on how to invade the local primary school, and a half eaten Zimbabwean dollar
I bid an FNG channel membership, FSGs transfer budget in january, a bottle from a bruneian recycling bin and a single sensual mick mccarthy scare for the box
I bid the gloves Joe Hart wore when he conceded a 30-yard bicycle kick goal from Zlatan, the cat Kurt Zouma kicked, 3 tablets of ibuprofen, Christian Pulisic’s Chelsea career, and Antony’s celebration against Coventry City.
Here is my 5th (?) bid of my young betting career : 1. the roof of Goodison park 2. A book on the relationship between Serafin and Agnelli during the Super League debacle 3. A kefeyeh owned by Yasser Arafat 4. A deepfake tape of Enoch Powell supporting Reform UK 5. An analysis of the Box V7's youth career and 6. Trump's first toupee
I bid 23/73 marks on a Cameroonian maths test, a blanket manufactured in a sweat shop by a 36yr old Singapore man 3 tail hairs of the homeless dog the Box had been sharing shelter with when he lived in Swansea and, last but not least, a footstool made out of the finest Gibraltan wood
My Bid- half eaten snickers bar, one sixteenth of a half eaten piece a chewing gum, a fake passport (for away days), one twentieth of a authentic ikea meatball, Russian gulag cell, One sixtieth on a Manchester lawnmower from 1956, One of Pep Guardiola’s seven hair pholecules, and a partridge in a pear tree.
As a long time Bruneian supporter, i have searched the village and prepared an offer that you can’t refuse. - 2.43 Vietnamese Dong - A steering wheel from the Sultan’s car collection - A plane ticket to Antarctica on a barely functioning prop plane - One Ninth of my Aunt’s slippers made in 1993 - A half empty bowl of Ambuyat that was made by my great grandmother - The pen that Box V6 used to sign his first contract - A recycling bin stolen from the local store
My Bid: - cameo from the one and only bradley walsh - couple used inhalers (slightly radioactive) - a rose my gf gave me - sentient robot i made at school - match worn shirt from rishi sunak's one football outing - a working star wars lavalamp
I bid The long lost diary of box V1, Jamie Vardy’s collection of empty redbull cans, the steering wheel of a 2003 ford focus, a half eaten bounty bar, the Box v6’s estranged pet goat requis and ownership of the word preposterous.
I bid 56.87 Egyptian pounds, a cervical pillow, one eighty ninth of a barrel of kazakh wine, a signed Ratchaburi kit signed by Faiq Bolkiah with invisible ink and finally a free appointment wherever salah fixed his hairline.
I have admired awang bochs amazing football ability (I do believe that he plays like prime CR7 when no one is watching) So here is my bid -Messi’s future Fortnite avatar - A Half eaten pot noodles from 1992 - a single piece of grass from the camp nou -10 pounds in Vietnamese dong - A fourth of the nail that pep used to scratch himself - and finally a random white middle aged man’s basement
I bid Peter Lovenkrands dog, a single door from Sadie Mane’s village, the flat mars chocolate bar, £6.50 in pesos, a curl of hair from Chris Kamara, and the 13 year old that Michael Owen scored on
I bid: 2 grams of Burundian grass, half of a suit worn by Rishi Sunak, an ENTIRE Kit-Kat, 0.001% ownership of a Tesco, 23 hairs belonging to Arne Slot, an old photo of Eric Djemba-Djemba's parents from 1956, and all the money that Bordeaux have in their budget.
My bid for the box is 1.4 particles of mold, 1/119 of an official Indonesian flag, 2 and a half teeth from the Box v6's grandma's used false teeth, a São Tomé and Principéan Netflix subscription for 1/16 of a nanosecond and ownership for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the Box v5's house. This may look similar to my last bid, and it is, but I got a bit hungry
I bid- the third shirt of a Bruneian 10th division team, a small lock of Gareth Ainsworth’s hair, a VHS replay of Soccer Saturday from an episode in 2009. Also a plank of wood from The Box V2’s shack and 1% of a blade of grass from the country of Benin.
For my second bid I would like to put foward Mother Teresa’s left foot, a wild kangaroo smuggled illegally through customs, a South Sudanese house worth $1500 Hungarian dollars and the prison used to film ‘the green mile’ official.
My Bid- an old VHS tape from 1996, a North Korea national team jersey from 2010, a piece of the Camp Nou Grass, a seat from Anfield and a seat from the May 1st Stadium, a Swedish fish and chippy chips
Since it's Christmas season, I bid Santa's elf's left shoe, 1 magical deer whisker, Santa's first-ever sleigh, Santa's naughty list from the 1940s and a cup of hot chocolate from The Polar Express😂
I bid half of a Polish tractor engine from 1963, the paint brush used to mark the penalty box at the Bruneian 6 a side pitch, 27.3 Botswanan Yen and a pair of 3/4 skinny ripped jeans from ASDA
I bid: Approximately 17 grains of rice from Brunei's finest rice field 1 single hair follicle from The Box V1 An empty packet of wotsits And a stud from a football boot belonging to José Bosingwa
My bid: A ginormous cardboard with phill jones’s head, Victor Wanyama’s MySpace abandoned account, a tissue used by Bolkiah’s great grandfather, one follicle of Rob Holding’s old hairline and the hypothetical baby conceived by lacazette and Odegaard
My bid from the land down under is, a tub of Vegemite opened by Tim Cahill, the left side of Jackson Irvine’s moustache, and my own player that goes by “The MeatPie v1” If you choose to accept this bid the diplomatic strength between Australia and Brunei will be increased
For the love of young children just like my idol Awang's, I bid a quarter eaten Bruenian Pizza( Its got Oranges as its topping), a half drunk Redbull of Faiq Bolkiah which he recieved from Jamie Vardy, 3 and half Lebanese pounds, a box from dark web labelled as "Supplies for the deed", 365 packets containing only red M&Ms for the kids, half cooked Bruneian soup made from lamb testicles and a DVD of Kenyan Harry Potter.
I bid- one weekends worth of lessons from a Cambodian maths tutor, a used Pimple patch, the signed socks of the captain of the Vietnamese cricket team, a 7 year jail sentence for fraud and the Albanian away kit from the 1983/84 season
My bid for the box will be a used square of toilet paper, sadio mané's hairline, the entire government budget of San Marino, a half-eaten Kit Kat, a quarter-eaten 4 piece McDonald's chicken nuggets, my 12 year old toilet, a recyclable bottle and finally, to sweeten the deal, one solid half-penny coin from 1967
My bid, take it or leave it: Ronaldinho’s fake Paraguayan ID card, Kurt Zouma’s traumatized cat, a hair of one of the Icelandic girls Phil Foden tried to sneak into his hotel, A highlight clip of Logan Sargeant his F1 career, and an expired 5% discount coupon for a 3rd can of Pringles
I bid 100000 Venezuelan Bolivar, Marc Bartra's shirt from the famous Gareth Bale goal, A bunker owned by the Mexican Cartel, The Arjen Robben shoes the game that got hated by all Mexicans. Checo Perez's 2024 F1 sponsorship.
My bid, an unused condom boxV5 bought but he was too slow to put it on, thus resulting in the devastating creature boxV6. I'll also throw in W2S's anti-cancellation powers. You'll need it in 2024, big man.
I have been eagerly awaiting this video. Even turned on notifications. To acquire the services of this majestic man, I bid the last known location of Tyrell Malacia before his injury, a screenshot of Kingda Ka, the now formerly tallest coaster in the world, one adult video the North Korean soldiers have been watching in Ukraine, an hour long day at Alton Towers with all the rides closed, a third of a Tuvaluan toenail, a slice of pizza that was stolen by a seagull and, lastly, a zipper from one of Arsene Wenger’s long coats.
If that offer doesn’t suffice, I can simply make another offer, like so: A three year, two months, two weeks, three days, five hours and seven minutes (it’s a rough estimate) old boot with a hint of bird poop, three of the Box V4’s luscious hairs, all the hair Pep has been pulling out over City’s recent run of form, Slovan Bratislava’s champions league points tally, a Wizarding World wand that totally isn’t a stick I just found in the park and a copy of the revered Gollum game. Accept either of these bids, if you wish. Trust me, I’m a bit of a lunatic sometimes. I have more bids already written down.
I bid an illegally sourced from South Sudan bottle of Chardonnay, a Copy of Mein Kampf signed by the entire Norway 1993 squad, A james milner 30 second feature, An indecent exposure charge and a copy of Kentavious Caldwell - Popes autobiography
I offer the finishing ability of Dominic Calvert Lewins in a 1 Vs 1 and a ten point deduction to the Awang's drivers license... and maybe a half eaten rustlers burger that's not been microwaved
My bid for the box is 1 rupee,a sixteenth of a FC 29 disc (don't ask how I got it ),a Karius goalkeeping videotape from 2018,1 page of a dictionary, a quarter of a chocolate from Guatemala, a broken ps1 controller ,a live recording of Erling Haaland saying "stay humble eh" and a non existent cure for Niran's ACL injury
I bid Vizeh’s dad’s hairline, Cole Palmer’s jawline, Saka’s socks, KSI Bandana, the height hormone injections that didn’t work on ChrisMD And if u don’t let me own the box I’ll steal ur lunchly before making ur cheese drippy.
For the Box V6, I bid Jurgen Klopp’s missing wedding ring, an Azerbaijani flute band, 3 Freddos from the local corner shop, a pack of BBQ flavoured edible crickets and a musty Andriy Voronin Liverpool jersey from 2008
My Bid for the Box: An original match worn Turkmenistan away kit from 2007 A signed box of cereal from Hashtag United's greatest ever player, Faisal Manji Coupon for a hair transplant service in Bulgaria A dorito chip I dropped on the floor just now Roque Santa Cruz's left shinpad (not washed) and lastly, a cassette tape which only has the capability of playing the Bhutan national anthem, but its translated to Swahili
I bid a 1 way train ticket to Wolverhampton, a broken air fryer, a Bob Marley album signed by Steve McClaren, a used David Coote left shin pad, and a state of the art tumble dryer. Good luck everyone.
I bid 256 mb of downloadable RAM, Vikkstar123’s scoring ability, a big stick I found in the forest, an iPhone 4 charger and about 1,25 seconds worth of used air
I bid a toenail of a random Bruneian civilian,71 grains of rice,all of jay rodriguez’s goals vs Barcelona, a random fm save with qpr from 2007 and the box v2s lateral collateral ligament injury
I bid: -6 physical therapy sessions for anterior cruciate ligament recovery -the corner flag from a Romanian sunday league match -17.5 spoonfuls of tear from the residents of The Gulag -a used copy of Fifa Street 2 for the PSP -1 heavily used 2021 Dua Lipa calendar -the ball from a Rashford free kick (currently orbiting the moon)
I bid a shredded LTT mousepad, an unopened bag of Pepsi, a carbonated box of ice cubes, some cheetos and after further consideration a NFT of Box V1’s hair
My bid 1 proton in the nucleus of an atom of a carrot specifically grown in the town of Tutong by an elderly grandma aged between 16-124 and her very disobedient Southeast Asian soldier fly named after the icon himself box v4
My bid - 1.60 in ancient Mongolian silver, sweat from only the brightest students from a community college in Blackpool, a hair strand from Neymars sister, and a front bumper for a 2002 Peugeot 206
My bid: One slice of pizza from a primary school pizza party A trim for the Box v6 A half empty bottle of head and shoulders And a new knee on the house
My bid for the Box this week is; A lightly used pair of Nike boots from 1974 One eleventh of a Tesco ham and cheese sandwich The net used in the first ever game of football in Brunei A singular blade of grass from the plains of Uzbekistan And finally, an empty can of RedBull that was drank by Didier Drogba in 2007
I bid a box television from 1420 used by faiq bolkiah's second uncle, the 0.761p change I got from Tesco last boxing day, A CD of Thick of It (KSI feat. BOX V6), my Nan's advent calender from 27 years ago (may be empty), Michael Oliver's eyes, one strand of P Diddy's hair, Lindsay Rose's pregnancy test and 9 bounty bars.
I bid - Box V1, FNG correct Irish guy predictions, Football unpopular opinions, Wolfy name and likenesses to be attached to the box, Dagenham and Redbridge 5 - 0 loss to Brunei and a 1 pound of Oxygen once breathed in by the Box V12
My bid is : A single strand of Kevin De Bruyne’s hair from the 18/19 season, the pen used to write Awang Bochs’ name on the Italian terrorism list, a Wotsit, Boxanne’s first car and the cap Ian Wright wore in the video meeting his teacher.
My bid- A frolic of Winston churchill’s left toe hair 70000 American samoan dollars a piece of broken glass from the 1800’s a picture of jonjo shelvey with hair and a audio recording where zlatan ibrahimovic dosent refer to himself as god
My bid is: - 57 Sri Lanka Rupees - Enzo Fernandez before he left his wife and children - A starving farmer from Rwanda who hasn't eaten in 10 weeks - A used toothbrush from 100 years ago - The smooth mars bar that 1 person got a 2 pound refund for - Quansah's phone (only cause of his instagram dm's really) - Expired Weetabix to feed his whole family (if he has a family) - Pep Guardiola his scratches on his bald head
i bid a squadron of 56.7 turkeys armed with baseball bats, sepp blatter's nasal spray, the billion dollar boots of faiq bolkiah as well as 450 hectares of fresh herring. as a deal sweetener, I bid an abandoned bin iscoverd at the box v4's house that has a signed photo of a goat on it (signed by the goat)
my bid- leftover fufu and jollof rice from a food stand in Liberia, a half eaten paper clip, a dogs ear from the box's HOME TOWN, a dreadlock from KSI, an AirPods case with no AirPods, and a nice outfit from Jules Kounde
I bid my nan's highschool pottery assignment, a half cup of 3% milk, faiq bolkiahs leicester kit, 2 pairs of frameless glasses, and a grain of black rice from Barbados.
I bid the strings on my old guitar which I haven't changed in 10 years. My copy of the Tag Teams greatest hits album and a hair of the box that I found.
I bid 7.5 bottles of barbecue sauce, 19 Congolese elephants, half of a Volvo V50, 37 leaves of an acacia tree, a Sony TV found in an abandoned warehouse in north London, 2 mouldy bananas and π wigs from St Kitts and Nevis.
My bid is an amazon box that is rumoured to be boxv3's long lost son. A half eaten pie baked by faiq bolkiah's mom and a romanian third division team's season ticket
I bid: A life-sized stone sculpture of Faiq Bolkiah with attachable opposable thumbs, a fully functional underwater taco stand that serves tacos with an edible hydrophobic shield, an unending supply of glow-in-the-dark pogo sticks that each last for about an hour before breaking, a time-traveling unicycle (one-way trips only), and a pet rock that gives unsolicited life advice through a caveman to human translation device.
I bid an Indonesian cocoa fruit handpicked by Box V6's great-great-great-great-grandson, 28.33 Bahamian Dollars converted to Zimbabwean Dollar, a new cheeseboard (plus 3 kgs of shredded mozzarella) to replace one of Box's leg, every successful spins by Anthony throughout his Man U carreer, and a pinch of salt, pepper, and a drop of oil scattered on a platter of boiled potatoes in the Box's third shack in the deep jungle of Somaliland (not Somalia).
I bid the greatness of Antony, the humbleness of Haaland, a sausage sandwich from Luton's stadium, Bosnia's coast, and the entirety of Ghana's football association
My spectacular stupendous extravagant bid - Phil Jones 'golden' era, 1/20 of Arda Turan's composure in life and 7 'uranium-marinated' radioactive catfish of Chernobyl (mutations included)
I'm bidding 1. David Cootes whistle since he won't need it anymore. 2. The Rocks left arm 3. Mo Salah's hairline from last season 4. A serving of Cole Palmer's chippy chips
I bid half a Bruneian flag, a burnt Birdseye potato waffle, an Inverness Caledonian Thistle season ticket, a tub of Lurpak spreadable butter from 1982, and a bangladeshi ambulance siren.
The bid to blow away: the shell of a Mongolian avocado, a strand of the Box V3's armpit hair, a Liberian passport outdated since 2011, six Barney the Dinosaur bouncy castles, and a leaked clip of an interviewer asking the Box v4 whether he'd have Nigerian or Ghanaian jollof
My bid is: • A glass of Corona that expired in 1964 • The floating ginger donny from numberjacks • 52 Mongolian sheep • The North Korean nuclear weapons programme • Gervinho's empire state building of a forehead • All of Diego Costa's documents
I bid: •5 Vietnamese Dong •3.5 capybaras •A months OF subscription to Jack Doherty •A box of tissues (mostly used with many liquids) •A season ticket to Harrogate town (only a one time use, as I still want to go)
I bid 23.4 millimeters of ducktape, a VHS tape of The Jungle Book, half a door knob, 46 grains of Himalayan salt, and a sheet of paper with GTA San Andreas cheats for the PS2
I bid a pair of Christmas socks, a lynx Africa set, a twig, 1 pixel from a TV, a pig in blanket (box needs the protein), a Vauxhall Nova door, a broken copy of FIFA 99, a rubber band, 1/25th of a cookie and a reserved space next to Queen Elizabeth II.
i bid a 46 minute long cassette tape of Erling Haaland saying “Stay Humble eh” on repeat, Box v12’s virginity, the rights to the colour magenta and 15 grams of dirt from a Bruneian wheat field
Here goes nothing then, I bid one intergalactic doubloon, a ghost's whisper, and my childhood dream of becoming a pirate for the Moon’s leftover cheese crater, a time-traveling toaster, a llama with a law degree, penguin jetpacks, and haunted socks! (Might have to google most things).
i love the box series because on every game it simply explain the most broken parts on each game cuz the box like the V2 shouldnt be able to do anything, this box cant do a single thing, but he has skills, thats how dumb the skill in newer fifa games are
I bid a warm flat beer from the Sani Pass hotel in Lesotho, a left Mizuno turf boot, an empty bottle of vanish and a diesel mechanic from Equatorial Guinea
I bid three squares of toilet paper, an empty can of the Costa Rican version of Prime, a single soybean, 22 drops of rainwater from 1995 summer in Belize, and the copyright for the letter "B"
i bid Ollie Bearman toxic relationship with estelle lettuce,Chippy chips,red card soccer,the box doing jogo bonita,Remeao Hutton vs Barrow and the country of papua new gineau
I bid Ronaldinho’s Paraguayan passport, Man City’s recent run of form, an Unai Emery “good ebening” compilation, washed clothes that are only 17% clean and the empty glass of Smirnoff under your table.
I bid- A cardboard cutout of Phil Bardsley, a replica Pep Guardiola jersey from his time at Brescia, the day Wednesday, 3.4ml of sweat collected from Everton's training kits, Jarrod Bowen's 5th grade notebook, XBOX 360 wires, a copy of Lords of Football and Red Card Soccer and an A4 sized photo of FNG's FIFA 18 Wimbledon road to glory thumbnail
I bid the combined hairlines of Erik Ten Hag and Pep Guardiola, a comb built by the entire nation of São Tomé and Príncipe which I broke by mistake, the contents of Jarell Quansah’s MySpace DM’s, an all expenses not paid holiday to Skegness, a mitre football to the face on a cold day and 1 singular Italian lira
My bid- 4.50 in Zimbabwean dollars, one twenty fourth of a twix from 1987, a jersey made from car seats, all of pep gurdiolas hair follicles and half a leaf I found on the ground
So no hair follicles, this kinda sounds like a scam, we all need those follicles, they’re priceless material
Overpaying
What the. How did you come up with this?
After being an avid box supporter since the original Bruneian legend Box V2, I have a bid you can't resist.
I bid, the chance to answer the phone to "Mark Work" on your dad's phone, a slightly damp packet of cup soup ( Tomato and basil ). A leaked video of Lamine Yamal, saying that Lance Armstrong is his new idol, and the rights to the box v4 original Netflix series " Life outside of my own penalty box"
I'll also throw in a photo of the mouldy olive bread that birthed the box and a lateral collateral for good measure
Underated bid
Always wanted to know what Mark work wanted to say 😅😅
"outside my own penalty box" 😂😂
Good one
I bid entire economy of west somalia, 2 used toothbrushes from 1997 , a firetruck that the box v2 stole from Bangladesh, 22 rotten tomatoes and finally the most exciting Box V4's single knee ligament.
I bid - Mikel Arteta’s lego hair,one dvd of the Bruneian version of Nativity,one seventeenth of a ikea box,a birthday message from Sean Dyche and a trip to Notting hill carnival
I bid a used stick of gum, a sweater made of the afros of the previous Boxes, a stereo from a car made in 1936, a lost Bruneian history book with the story of the Box V1, a tactical board by the Box V5 on how to invade the local primary school, and a half eaten Zimbabwean dollar
This is the one
I bid an FNG channel membership, FSGs transfer budget in january, a bottle from a bruneian recycling bin and a single sensual mick mccarthy scare for the box
My bid is a packet of chippy chips, Marco Alonso's car, a north Korea vacation and the hair of pep
I bid the gloves Joe Hart wore when he conceded a 30-yard bicycle kick goal from Zlatan, the cat Kurt Zouma kicked, 3 tablets of ibuprofen, Christian Pulisic’s Chelsea career, and Antony’s celebration against Coventry City.
Here is my 5th (?) bid of my young betting career :
1. the roof of Goodison park
2. A book on the relationship between Serafin and Agnelli during the Super League debacle
3. A kefeyeh owned by Yasser Arafat
4. A deepfake tape of Enoch Powell supporting Reform UK
5. An analysis of the Box V7's youth career and
6. Trump's first toupee
I bid 23/73 marks on a Cameroonian maths test, a blanket manufactured in a sweat shop by a 36yr old Singapore man 3 tail hairs of the homeless dog the Box had been sharing shelter with when he lived in Swansea and, last but not least, a footstool made out of the finest Gibraltan wood
My Bid- half eaten snickers bar,
one sixteenth of a half eaten piece a chewing gum,
a fake passport (for away days),
one twentieth of a authentic ikea meatball,
Russian gulag cell,
One sixtieth on a Manchester lawnmower from 1956,
One of Pep Guardiola’s seven hair pholecules,
and a partridge in a pear tree.
As a long time Bruneian supporter, i have searched the village and prepared an offer that you can’t refuse.
- 2.43 Vietnamese Dong
- A steering wheel from the Sultan’s car collection
- A plane ticket to Antarctica on a barely functioning prop plane
- One Ninth of my Aunt’s slippers made in 1993
- A half empty bowl of Ambuyat that was made by my great grandmother
- The pen that Box V6 used to sign his first contract
- A recycling bin stolen from the local store
My Bid:
- cameo from the one and only bradley walsh
- couple used inhalers (slightly radioactive)
- a rose my gf gave me
- sentient robot i made at school
- match worn shirt from rishi sunak's one football outing
- a working star wars lavalamp
I bid
The long lost diary of box V1, Jamie Vardy’s collection of empty redbull cans, the steering wheel of a 2003 ford focus, a half eaten bounty bar, the Box v6’s estranged pet goat requis and ownership of the word preposterous.
I bid 56.87 Egyptian pounds, a cervical pillow, one eighty ninth of a barrel of kazakh wine, a signed Ratchaburi kit signed by Faiq Bolkiah with invisible ink and finally a free appointment wherever salah fixed his hairline.
I have admired awang bochs amazing football ability (I do believe that he plays like prime CR7 when no one is watching)
So here is my bid
-Messi’s future Fortnite avatar
- A Half eaten pot noodles from 1992
- a single piece of grass from the camp nou
-10 pounds in Vietnamese dong
- A fourth of the nail that pep used to scratch himself
- and finally a random white middle aged man’s basement
I bid Peter Lovenkrands dog, a single door from Sadie Mane’s village, the flat mars chocolate bar, £6.50 in pesos, a curl of hair from Chris Kamara, and the 13 year old that Michael Owen scored on
I bid: 2 grams of Burundian grass, half of a suit worn by Rishi Sunak, an ENTIRE Kit-Kat, 0.001% ownership of a Tesco, 23 hairs belonging to Arne Slot, an old photo of Eric Djemba-Djemba's parents from 1956, and all the money that Bordeaux have in their budget.
My bid for the box is 1.4 particles of mold, 1/119 of an official Indonesian flag, 2 and a half teeth from the Box v6's grandma's used false teeth, a São Tomé and Principéan Netflix subscription for 1/16 of a nanosecond and ownership for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the Box v5's house.
This may look similar to my last bid, and it is, but I got a bit hungry
I bid- the third shirt of a Bruneian 10th division team, a small lock of Gareth Ainsworth’s hair, a VHS replay of Soccer Saturday from an episode in 2009. Also a plank of wood from The Box V2’s shack and 1% of a blade of grass from the country of Benin.
For my second bid I would like to put foward
Mother Teresa’s left foot, a wild kangaroo smuggled illegally through customs, a South Sudanese house worth $1500 Hungarian dollars and the prison used to film ‘the green mile’ official.
I bid - R9’s knees, a Laliga pink winter football, diddy’s chances of winning the case and the whole of usain bolts footballing career
My Bid- an old VHS tape from 1996, a North Korea national team jersey from 2010, a piece of the Camp Nou Grass, a seat from Anfield and a seat from the May 1st Stadium, a Swedish fish and chippy chips
Since it's Christmas season, I bid Santa's elf's left shoe, 1 magical deer whisker, Santa's first-ever sleigh, Santa's naughty list from the 1940s and a cup of hot chocolate from The Polar Express😂
I bid half of a Polish tractor engine from 1963, the paint brush used to mark the penalty box at the Bruneian 6 a side pitch, 27.3 Botswanan Yen and a pair of 3/4 skinny ripped jeans from ASDA
I bid:
Approximately 17 grains of rice from Brunei's finest rice field
1 single hair follicle from The Box V1
An empty packet of wotsits
And a stud from a football boot belonging to José Bosingwa
My bid: A ginormous cardboard with phill jones’s head, Victor Wanyama’s MySpace abandoned account, a tissue used by Bolkiah’s great grandfather, one follicle of Rob Holding’s old hairline and the hypothetical baby conceived by lacazette and Odegaard
My bid from the land down under is, a tub of Vegemite opened by Tim Cahill, the left side of Jackson Irvine’s moustache, and my own player that goes by “The MeatPie v1”
If you choose to accept this bid the diplomatic strength between Australia and Brunei will be increased
For the love of young children just like my idol Awang's, I bid a quarter eaten Bruenian Pizza( Its got Oranges as its topping), a half drunk Redbull of Faiq Bolkiah which he recieved from Jamie Vardy, 3 and half Lebanese pounds, a box from dark web labelled as "Supplies for the deed", 365 packets containing only red M&Ms for the kids, half cooked Bruneian soup made from lamb testicles and a DVD of Kenyan Harry Potter.
I bid- one weekends worth of lessons from a Cambodian maths tutor, a used Pimple patch, the signed socks of the captain of the Vietnamese cricket team, a 7 year jail sentence for fraud and the Albanian away kit from the 1983/84 season
My bid for the box will be a used square of toilet paper, sadio mané's hairline, the entire government budget of San Marino, a half-eaten Kit Kat, a quarter-eaten 4 piece McDonald's chicken nuggets, my 12 year old toilet, a recyclable bottle and finally, to sweeten the deal, one solid half-penny coin from 1967
My bid, take it or leave it: Ronaldinho’s fake Paraguayan ID card, Kurt Zouma’s traumatized cat, a hair of one of the Icelandic girls Phil Foden tried to sneak into his hotel, A highlight clip of Logan Sargeant his F1 career, and an expired 5% discount coupon for a 3rd can of Pringles
I bid 100000 Venezuelan Bolivar, Marc Bartra's shirt from the famous Gareth Bale goal, A bunker owned by the Mexican Cartel, The Arjen Robben shoes the game that got hated by all Mexicans. Checo Perez's 2024 F1 sponsorship.
My bid, an unused condom boxV5 bought but he was too slow to put it on, thus resulting in the devastating creature boxV6. I'll also throw in W2S's anti-cancellation powers. You'll need it in 2024, big man.
I have been eagerly awaiting this video. Even turned on notifications.
To acquire the services of this majestic man, I bid the last known location of Tyrell Malacia before his injury, a screenshot of Kingda Ka, the now formerly tallest coaster in the world, one adult video the North Korean soldiers have been watching in Ukraine, an hour long day at Alton Towers with all the rides closed, a third of a Tuvaluan toenail, a slice of pizza that was stolen by a seagull and, lastly, a zipper from one of Arsene Wenger’s long coats.
If that offer doesn’t suffice, I can simply make another offer, like so:
A three year, two months, two weeks, three days, five hours and seven minutes (it’s a rough estimate) old boot with a hint of bird poop, three of the Box V4’s luscious hairs, all the hair Pep has been pulling out over City’s recent run of form, Slovan Bratislava’s champions league points tally, a Wizarding World wand that totally isn’t a stick I just found in the park and a copy of the revered Gollum game.
Accept either of these bids, if you wish.
Trust me, I’m a bit of a lunatic sometimes. I have more bids already written down.
My bid is, one of Messi's Balon d'or, a Chris MD used shirt, a new set of knees and a +1 death penalty for the Bochs.
I bid an illegally sourced from South Sudan bottle of Chardonnay, a Copy of Mein Kampf signed by the entire Norway 1993 squad, A james milner 30 second feature, An indecent exposure charge and a copy of Kentavious Caldwell - Popes autobiography
This video was perfect for me. Your humbleness is refreshing.
I Bid- a Birmingham mans spare change, David Coote’s boxers, 3 of Micah Richard’s barbers trim, And a broken Bruneian flag.
I offer the finishing ability of Dominic Calvert Lewins in a 1 Vs 1 and a ten point deduction to the Awang's drivers license... and maybe a half eaten rustlers burger that's not been microwaved
My bid for the box is 1 rupee,a sixteenth of a FC 29 disc (don't ask how I got it ),a Karius goalkeeping videotape from 2018,1 page of a dictionary, a quarter of a chocolate from Guatemala, a broken ps1 controller ,a live recording of Erling Haaland saying "stay humble eh" and a non existent cure for Niran's ACL injury
I bid-29.764 Bruneian dollars, one bowl of chicken tikka masala, 509 boxes of rat meat and 2 bottles of expired Heinz ketchup
I bid Vizeh’s dad’s hairline, Cole Palmer’s jawline, Saka’s socks, KSI Bandana, the height hormone injections that didn’t work on ChrisMD
And if u don’t let me own the box I’ll steal ur lunchly before making ur cheese drippy.
For the Box V6, I bid Jurgen Klopp’s missing wedding ring, an Azerbaijani flute band, 3 Freddos from the local corner shop, a pack of BBQ flavoured edible crickets and a musty Andriy Voronin Liverpool jersey from 2008
I bid a rusted door handle, a coat zip from the streets of India, 1 hair cell from an Estonian blacksmith and a treehouse from the Costa Rican jungle
My Bid for the Box:
An original match worn Turkmenistan away kit from 2007
A signed box of cereal from Hashtag United's greatest ever player, Faisal Manji
Coupon for a hair transplant service in Bulgaria
A dorito chip I dropped on the floor just now
Roque Santa Cruz's left shinpad (not washed)
and lastly, a cassette tape which only has the capability of playing the Bhutan national anthem, but its translated to Swahili
I bid a 1 way train ticket to Wolverhampton, a broken air fryer, a Bob Marley album signed by Steve McClaren, a used David Coote left shin pad, and a state of the art tumble dryer. Good luck everyone.
I bid a half eaten can of pringles from 1984, one twentysixth of a rusty toyota, a toothpick, a pair of ripped slippers and nirans acl
I bid 256 mb of downloadable RAM, Vikkstar123’s scoring ability, a big stick I found in the forest, an iPhone 4 charger and about 1,25 seconds worth of used air
I bid a toenail of a random Bruneian civilian,71 grains of rice,all of jay rodriguez’s goals vs Barcelona, a random fm save with qpr from 2007 and the box v2s lateral collateral ligament injury
I bid:
-6 physical therapy sessions for anterior cruciate ligament recovery
-the corner flag from a Romanian sunday league match
-17.5 spoonfuls of tear from the residents of The Gulag
-a used copy of Fifa Street 2 for the PSP
-1 heavily used 2021 Dua Lipa calendar
-the ball from a Rashford free kick (currently orbiting the moon)
Did realize I was I need of Awang untill Niran uploaded.
I bid a shredded LTT mousepad, an unopened bag of Pepsi, a carbonated box of ice cubes, some cheetos and after further consideration a NFT of Box V1’s hair
I bid half a used toilet roll, a croissant eaten by the boxv2 in 2005, half a pence, a damaged cassette player and piece of hair from John jo shelvy
My bid
1 proton in the nucleus of an atom of a carrot specifically grown in the town of Tutong by an elderly grandma aged between 16-124 and her very disobedient Southeast Asian soldier fly named after the icon himself box v4
I bid all of Pep guardiolas hair, Steven Gerard’s premier league title, one 74th of Somalias supply of walkers crisps and Nicholas Jackson.
My bid - 1.60 in ancient Mongolian silver, sweat from only the brightest students from a community college in Blackpool, a hair strand from Neymars sister, and a front bumper for a 2002 Peugeot 206
My bid:
One slice of pizza from a primary school pizza party
A trim for the Box v6
A half empty bottle of head and shoulders
And a new knee on the house
My bid for the Box this week is;
A lightly used pair of Nike boots from 1974
One eleventh of a Tesco ham and cheese sandwich
The net used in the first ever game of football in Brunei
A singular blade of grass from the plains of Uzbekistan
And finally, an empty can of RedBull that was drank by Didier Drogba in 2007
0:12 Five years? Damn, time flies! It feels like I just started watching your videos yesterday, whereas it's more than half a decade.
I bid a box television from 1420 used by faiq bolkiah's second uncle, the 0.761p change I got from Tesco last boxing day, A CD of Thick of It (KSI feat. BOX V6), my Nan's advent calender from 27 years ago (may be empty), Michael Oliver's eyes, one strand of P Diddy's hair, Lindsay Rose's pregnancy test and 9 bounty bars.
I bid - Box V1, FNG correct Irish guy predictions, Football unpopular opinions, Wolfy name and likenesses to be attached to the box, Dagenham and Redbridge 5 - 0 loss to Brunei and a 1 pound of Oxygen once breathed in by the Box V12
I bid Jem’s hairline, a free try out in the Mozambican South 3rd tier super division, 500 GP from eFootball 2024 and an honorary Bruneian citizenship
My bid is :
A single strand of Kevin De Bruyne’s hair from the 18/19 season, the pen used to write Awang Bochs’ name on the Italian terrorism list, a Wotsit, Boxanne’s first car and the cap Ian Wright wore in the video meeting his teacher.
My bid- A frolic of Winston churchill’s left toe hair 70000 American samoan dollars a piece of broken glass from the 1800’s a picture of jonjo shelvey with hair and a audio recording where zlatan ibrahimovic dosent refer to himself as god
My bid is:
- 57 Sri Lanka Rupees
- Enzo Fernandez before he left his wife and children
- A starving farmer from Rwanda who hasn't eaten in 10 weeks
- A used toothbrush from 100 years ago
- The smooth mars bar that 1 person got a 2 pound refund for
- Quansah's phone (only cause of his instagram dm's really)
- Expired Weetabix to feed his whole family (if he has a family)
- Pep Guardiola his scratches on his bald head
i bid a squadron of 56.7 turkeys armed with baseball bats, sepp blatter's nasal spray, the billion dollar boots of faiq bolkiah as well as 450 hectares of fresh herring. as a deal sweetener, I bid an abandoned bin iscoverd at the box v4's house that has a signed photo of a goat on it (signed by the goat)
my bid- leftover fufu and jollof rice from a food stand in Liberia, a half eaten paper clip, a dogs ear from the box's HOME TOWN, a dreadlock from KSI, an AirPods case with no AirPods, and a nice outfit from Jules Kounde
I bid my nan's highschool pottery assignment, a half cup of 3% milk, faiq bolkiahs leicester kit, 2 pairs of frameless glasses, and a grain of black rice from Barbados.
I bid the strings on my old guitar which I haven't changed in 10 years. My copy of the Tag Teams greatest hits album and a hair of the box that I found.
I bid 7.5 bottles of barbecue sauce, 19 Congolese elephants, half of a Volvo V50, 37 leaves of an acacia tree, a Sony TV found in an abandoned warehouse in north London, 2 mouldy bananas and π wigs from St Kitts and Nevis.
As an avid Box watcher, here is my bid:
- A functioning ACL (don’t ask where it comes from pls
My bid is an amazon box that is rumoured to be boxv3's long lost son. A half eaten pie baked by faiq bolkiah's mom and a romanian third division team's season ticket
I bid a 5th of Brunei’s oil, A new knee, A train to Rwanda, A used 1970’s school shirt and a jar of mouldy pickles
Nice to see a picture of the motorway sign Dartford, the Dartford crossing, and the sign to the M2 leading to Dover
I bid: A life-sized stone sculpture of Faiq Bolkiah with attachable opposable thumbs, a fully functional underwater taco stand that serves tacos with an edible hydrophobic shield, an unending supply of glow-in-the-dark pogo sticks that each last for about an hour before breaking, a time-traveling unicycle (one-way trips only), and a pet rock that gives unsolicited life advice through a caveman to human translation device.
I bid an Indonesian cocoa fruit handpicked by Box V6's great-great-great-great-grandson, 28.33 Bahamian Dollars converted to Zimbabwean Dollar, a new cheeseboard (plus 3 kgs of shredded mozzarella) to replace one of Box's leg, every successful spins by Anthony throughout his Man U carreer, and a pinch of salt, pepper, and a drop of oil scattered on a platter of boiled potatoes in the Box's third shack in the deep jungle of Somaliland (not Somalia).
I bid the greatness of Antony, the humbleness of Haaland, a sausage sandwich from Luton's stadium, Bosnia's coast, and the entirety of Ghana's football association
My spectacular stupendous extravagant bid - Phil Jones 'golden' era, 1/20 of Arda Turan's composure in life and 7 'uranium-marinated' radioactive catfish of Chernobyl (mutations included)
What a beautiful message. Your kindness in sharing this is noted.
I'm bidding
1. David Cootes whistle since he won't need it anymore.
2. The Rocks left arm
3. Mo Salah's hairline from last season
4. A serving of Cole Palmer's chippy chips
I bid my nan's old shoe ,an old hair comb , a pack of nok of oreos and a box v4 football boot (in great condition)
I bid half a Bruneian flag, a burnt Birdseye potato waffle, an Inverness Caledonian Thistle season ticket, a tub of Lurpak spreadable butter from 1982, and a bangladeshi ambulance siren.
The bid to blow away: the shell of a Mongolian avocado, a strand of the Box V3's armpit hair, a Liberian passport outdated since 2011, six Barney the Dinosaur bouncy castles, and a leaked clip of an interviewer asking the Box v4 whether he'd have Nigerian or Ghanaian jollof
My bid is:
• A glass of Corona that expired in 1964
• The floating ginger donny from numberjacks
• 52 Mongolian sheep
• The North Korean nuclear weapons programme
• Gervinho's empire state building of a forehead
• All of Diego Costa's documents
I bid:
•5 Vietnamese Dong
•3.5 capybaras
•A months OF subscription to Jack Doherty
•A box of tissues (mostly used with many liquids)
•A season ticket to Harrogate town (only a one time use, as I still want to go)
I bid 23.4 millimeters of ducktape, a VHS tape of The Jungle Book, half a door knob, 46 grains of Himalayan salt, and a sheet of paper with GTA San Andreas cheats for the PS2
The Box brings all the chaos upfront of Darwin Nunez, with the goalscoring ability of Darwin Nunez 🔥
I bid a pair of Christmas socks, a lynx Africa set, a twig, 1 pixel from a TV, a pig in blanket (box needs the protein), a Vauxhall Nova door, a broken copy of FIFA 99, a rubber band, 1/25th of a cookie and a reserved space next to Queen Elizabeth II.
i bid a 46 minute long cassette tape of Erling Haaland saying “Stay Humble eh” on repeat, Box v12’s virginity, the rights to the colour magenta and 15 grams of dirt from a Bruneian wheat field
Here goes nothing then, I bid one intergalactic doubloon, a ghost's whisper, and my childhood dream of becoming a pirate for the Moon’s leftover cheese crater, a time-traveling toaster, a llama with a law degree, penguin jetpacks, and haunted socks! (Might have to google most things).
i love the box series because on every game it simply explain the most broken parts on each game cuz the box like the V2 shouldnt be able to do anything, this box cant do a single thing, but he has skills, thats how dumb the skill in newer fifa games are
I bid a warm flat beer from the Sani Pass hotel in Lesotho, a left Mizuno turf boot, an empty bottle of vanish and a diesel mechanic from Equatorial Guinea
I bid three squares of toilet paper, an empty can of the Costa Rican version of Prime, a single soybean, 22 drops of rainwater from 1995 summer in Belize, and the copyright for the letter "B"
i bid Ollie Bearman toxic relationship with estelle lettuce,Chippy chips,red card soccer,the box doing jogo bonita,Remeao Hutton vs Barrow and the country of papua new gineau
I bid Ronaldinho’s Paraguayan passport, Man City’s recent run of form, an Unai Emery “good ebening” compilation, washed clothes that are only 17% clean and the empty glass of Smirnoff under your table.
I bid-
A cardboard cutout of Phil Bardsley, a replica Pep Guardiola jersey from his time at Brescia, the day Wednesday, 3.4ml of sweat collected from Everton's training kits, Jarrod Bowen's 5th grade notebook, XBOX 360 wires, a copy of Lords of Football and Red Card Soccer and an A4 sized photo of FNG's FIFA 18 Wimbledon road to glory thumbnail
I bid the combined hairlines of Erik Ten Hag and Pep Guardiola, a comb built by the entire nation of São Tomé and Príncipe which I broke by mistake, the contents of Jarell Quansah’s MySpace DM’s, an all expenses not paid holiday to Skegness, a mitre football to the face on a cold day and 1 singular Italian lira
I bid one Chinese egg from the year 2000, a used bathtub, two half-eaten lasagnas, 5 pounds of cat litter and 500 Zimbabwean dollars.
I bid 4.72 bricks from HMP Wandsworth, a French stamp from 1983, Jack Wiltshire’s knee cartilage, and a monster can from the streets of Nottingham