Ep.66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • @dakotaw2527
    @dakotaw2527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    Bart waking up snoop is the biggest display of his power

    • @santadog9
      @santadog9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I gotta give it to Dirk Crasher, that was impressive.

    • @SquillyWonka
      @SquillyWonka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Burk Worcestershire sauce

    • @firstnamelastname180
      @firstnamelastname180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You misspelled his name, pretty sure it's Bruce Christopher

    • @kellycaaws
      @kellycaaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@firstnamelastname180 Kersher

    • @firstnamelastname180
      @firstnamelastname180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kellycaaws Bryce christener

  • @gongbanger9922
    @gongbanger9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    Nothing like Brent celebrating his power during Black History Month

    • @red0ctane19
      @red0ctane19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Oh shit! 🤣 I didn't even connect the dots on that. Funny asf in such an oblivious Bruce type of way.

    • @troygomez6235
      @troygomez6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro 😂

    • @themcrib7920
      @themcrib7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Bird Krusher is notoriously racist. Literally a nazi

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm surprised they haven't arrested Brent for storming The Captiol yet

    • @fhj5830
      @fhj5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Branko Kričar.

  • @Kbwintyy
    @Kbwintyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    When Tom stares at the camera like he’s in The Office

  • @Bellyheart
    @Bellyheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "Drink like a fucking man" while holding Bud Light Seltzer Strawberry Lemonade. Love you Bruce.

    • @borisdamole
      @borisdamole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And a jug of Kool-aid...

    • @chriswilson3698
      @chriswilson3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bold and bubbly

    • @sybslays2740
      @sybslays2740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brett Kreisler or Bruce Kersher youre my hero

    • @jl4102
      @jl4102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His favorite drink is Tito's and soda... doesn't get more manly than that.

    • @gehrkedesign
      @gehrkedesign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With a logo visible in every camera angle. 🤔

  • @levz360
    @levz360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Bert is the only comedian whos called up celebrities and had them actually answer.

    • @TheKyleMark
      @TheKyleMark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I bet people pick up for Chapelle, but that’s not surprising. BK is surprising. 😂

    • @aroff595
      @aroff595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I bet snoop's got that number blocked now though after that long pause and the fact that he didn't go fishing with them. He probably just played along since he knew he was on the air. I wouldn't be surprised if he was pissed afterwards.

    • @levz360
      @levz360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aroff595 I think he paused because he wasnt sure who it was. Hes definitely had issues with people getting his phone numbers in the past so I think he just wanted to be sure he knew who it was before saying anything.

  • @DreamHouse1221
    @DreamHouse1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Tom: “that was exciting!”
    Bert: “ᵀʰᵃᵗʷᵃˢᵗʰᵉᵇᵉˢᵗᵗʰᶦⁿᵍᵗʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᵉᵈᵗᵒᵐᵉ”

  • @LilPunKid
    @LilPunKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Omg the joy on Tom’s face when Snoop agreed to go fishing just made my day. So wholesome. To go fishing with someone who contributed to who you are as a person when you were growing up... truly awesome.

  • @connorp3354
    @connorp3354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    Mondays would be a nightmeer without Bruce and Tod

    • @JaredSingerExtravaganza
      @JaredSingerExtravaganza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Their names are Bret and Tim.... JESUS!!!! Have some respeck!

    • @tombystander
      @tombystander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The way he pronounces that word has drove me crazy since sober October 2

    • @blainebickle1178
      @blainebickle1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      aHundred percent

    • @willjacobson6488
      @willjacobson6488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tombystander Cody Rhodes too! The American Nightmere himself

    • @Dmshotts
      @Dmshotts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still waiting for Bruce's Black Mirror parody show, Night Mirror.

  • @1878Johnny
    @1878Johnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Berts face when Snoop says he’ll go fishing is just so pure. Love it.

  • @marcodupa
    @marcodupa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    Bert’s real power is his ability to justify his alcoholism in increasingly creative ways

    • @dolan979
      @dolan979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Right, and now he's acting like he had the epic epiphany. He seems way too proud of himself

    • @extremespartan117
      @extremespartan117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dolan979 but gotta respect his power tho xD

    • @lilpc5037
      @lilpc5037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's all a bit bro he knows he drinks too much all his friends know too

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He never stops with the creativity. Every day it seems he has a new idea... A true artist

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@extremespartan117 Especially his power on the first day of Black History Month

  • @gdashman
    @gdashman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    This show is literally the only thing that makes my mondays bearable

  • @Mrpigbreath10
    @Mrpigbreath10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It’s taken 66 2 bears eps and about 3 years for me to finally warm up to and even start to like Bert

    • @jamesjustice8711
      @jamesjustice8711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was completely opposite for me, I liked him at first and now I can't stand him.

    • @esomoe
      @esomoe ปีที่แล้ว

      I like him, to me hes a mixture of hilarious, hillbilly and obnoxious. Some episodes you get too much of one attribute, some he mixes them all perfect, i feel this episode was great.

  • @sirsmokeefortwence25
    @sirsmokeefortwence25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I can't believe Snoop actually gave Bruce Krishna his real number.

    • @hanselleos9718
      @hanselleos9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruce Krishna 😂😂😂

    • @user-wg6hm3wo9p
      @user-wg6hm3wo9p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He probably thought Bill would lose it all by himself.

    • @camp4600
      @camp4600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can’t believe he wanted to go fishing with them... I wouldn’t even do that shit.

    • @mftoeless1687
      @mftoeless1687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@camp4600 is it fake?

    • @MrSub132
      @MrSub132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mftoeless1687 Obviously not, bert worked with snoop before and its not too far fetched to see he's excited to just go out and do smt.

  • @Supergn0me
    @Supergn0me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Bert's power is him just learning to drink responsibly at 48 years old

    • @letsgobubblegum
      @letsgobubblegum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      better late than never I suppose.

    • @themcrib7920
      @themcrib7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You call chugging a bud at 11am responsible?

    • @troygomez6235
      @troygomez6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bert's just celebrating his power during black history month

    • @JonasCraftUltimate
      @JonasCraftUltimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@themcrib7920 unconventional? Yes. Irresponsible. No

    • @edgar6368
      @edgar6368 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biggest hypocrite

  • @4nnunaki
    @4nnunaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Toms looks into the camera are priceless. I love this show.

  • @chadius6699
    @chadius6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The way Bert switches gears on stories, kills me. Tom's looks everytime Bert says something crazy. Love it.

    • @Mack_B
      @Mack_B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the only reason I still watch this show.

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right?? Tim "breaking the 3rd wall" when Bruce says something ridiculous has got to be his best move. I laugh every time.

    • @chadius6699
      @chadius6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stephen Morigeau exactly 💯

    • @davidpowers746
      @davidpowers746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like watching a pinball in motion.

  • @NomnomJawsnomnom
    @NomnomJawsnomnom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "Alcohol makes all the bad feelings go away." - Bort Kronkler, who is totally not an alcoholic, you guys

    • @tomhennessey4945
      @tomhennessey4945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha Bort Kronkler

    • @v8holdentiger
      @v8holdentiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My son is also named Bort

    • @zbrownbb
      @zbrownbb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dawgggg “bort kronkler”!😂💀

    • @Doober117
      @Doober117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOOO “Kronkler” got me dude

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also cheat on every girl with... I'm still close with Erica to the point where my wife is uncomfortable
      ....brot

  • @blake5127
    @blake5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Who's going to tell bart his power is just called moderation

    • @nate5483
      @nate5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      After telling your self for a long time that you can never have just one drink, when you actually consistently moderate, It starts to feel like a power . That's the hard line. Chasing that "first drink buzz" sometimes takes people down long roads of drinking too much as their tolerance continues to go up night after night. I speak from experience.

    • @2m7b5
      @2m7b5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When you're an addict, moderation is hard as fuck.

    • @boosyaa
      @boosyaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The hardest.

    • @jshrobinson00
      @jshrobinson00 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No no hes right it isnt a fucking power im in recovery and you should never think of "moderation" as a power... it always leads to relapses

  • @bryan_nob
    @bryan_nob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I legit can’t believe snoop answered Bert’s call

    • @emmajayne682
      @emmajayne682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How can you doubt the power of Bert Krishner???
      How would s
      Snoop not want to hang with Bert? He is a legend of his own making for always being himself and way to honest. LOVE YOU BERT AND THE WHOLE KRIESHER FAMILY ❤💪❤ #BERTSPOWER 👍

    • @tonyluiscomedy
      @tonyluiscomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro Snoop didny just answer he was stoked lol

    • @Seatowntony206
      @Seatowntony206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never will I read a SINGLE comment 5 minutes in I scrolled down and decided to read the only comment I could see NEVER again now I know they will call snoop and he'll answer lmfao

    • @atb1175
      @atb1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmajayne682 ehh, not always honest. Which was shown at the very least when they discussed his “trauma” from the cheating story.

    • @emmajayne682
      @emmajayne682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@atb1175 True, well he is almost always to forthcoming with to much information 😁

  • @ImGairBair
    @ImGairBair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    “Alcohol makes it all go away”
    - Bruce Kersher

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But don’t worry, he’s not an alcoholic...

    • @nietzschesno-things523
      @nietzschesno-things523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My favorite is the Bert Krishna lol

    • @Meeks1102
      @Meeks1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danielpenrodii2389 does alot for an alcoholic wouldn't you say...I mean what are you achievements?

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s always giving the world’s worst advice...😂

    • @Meeks1102
      @Meeks1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanabbott2737 and your taking it Mr.Guru?

  • @BiffWebster-sl8pt
    @BiffWebster-sl8pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Bert acting like he's calling his mom to ask if he can sleepover every time he calls someone

  • @Shoutinthewind
    @Shoutinthewind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bert just woke up snoop dog got him to agree to make him a playlist and go fishing with him! That is officially the coolest thing Bert has ever done!!

  • @fabulous_peanut
    @fabulous_peanut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Bernt: I was really traumatized after she cheated on me, also bernt, I cheated on her first

    • @robertmace4501
      @robertmace4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Classic narcissism

    • @brandonbaran1197
      @brandonbaran1197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Seriously what a piece of shit

    • @HisHowliness
      @HisHowliness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@brandonbaran1197 welcome to being aware of blart kranschler

    • @themcrib7920
      @themcrib7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bird Krusher's trauma

    • @gordonfreeman1700
      @gordonfreeman1700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definitely Still Fuckin Erika

  • @calebdelisle4039
    @calebdelisle4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This one is definitely top 10. But my all time favorite will forever be the episode where bert does a denzel impersonation talking to Tom about himself🤣🤣🤣

  • @roebuckpayne
    @roebuckpayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Celebrating my power" sounds alot like Mac saying "I'm putting on mass" in Always Sunny... xD

    • @nikkijordan6042
      @nikkijordan6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm cultivating mass

    • @816aidan
      @816aidan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'Treats' are Brent's 'Putting on mass.'

    • @nikkijordan6042
      @nikkijordan6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShibbolethU see if I was a fat chick that would've bothered me

    • @holdthedoor8130
      @holdthedoor8130 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get 50/50 Dennis and Mac on this

    • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
      @oBuLLzEyEo1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're on a computer of some kind you can't just not use quotation marks or just google it, it's "cultivating mass" and he needs to harvest already...

  • @CarlosBeo
    @CarlosBeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Bro wtf, when Bert is in his flow state he can manifest anything. He just casually set up going fishing with Snoop Dogg 🤯

  • @Aggressivetater
    @Aggressivetater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Brett is the pinnacle of “You miss all the shots you don’t take” and Tom is blown away every time he sees it happen in front of him 😂

  • @dogsartandhealth
    @dogsartandhealth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Bert: "here's my new thing... power down the whole drink and enjoy the buzz"
    New thing huh?

  • @YoMama9021
    @YoMama9021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Sounds like Burnt is low key in love with Erica.

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's so obvious they're still sleeping together

  • @Drippinonthedroop
    @Drippinonthedroop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The whole first half of the podcast Burt is raving about that 1 beer buzz then finds out hes drank the equivalent of 2 beers and then its all about that 2 beer buzz

  • @chadpridgeon7268
    @chadpridgeon7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This is the best episode ever the snoop shit is fucking insane I'm giddy for the both of them

  • @earldavidson9600
    @earldavidson9600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It’s funny listening to Bert defend the people breaking into his house

    • @maxellis3325
      @maxellis3325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I honestly enjoyed it, we need more examples of empathy these days.

    • @20tetsuo77
      @20tetsuo77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxellis3325 I kinda hope they do follow him and see this or his social media post and hit him up like actually yeah I'd like a job lol
      next week on 2 bears -
      Bruce: so I hired my robbers

    • @rockguru14
      @rockguru14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@20tetsuo77 They'll see firsthand how much Bert drinks and be like "Yea this guy is definitely more fucked up than us"

  • @WhoaD614
    @WhoaD614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Paint Your Own Narative" -Brant Kroacher

    • @brianna094
      @brianna094 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brett Kirchner

  • @okquentinn
    @okquentinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Let me guess, Bert’s next special is going to be “Celebrate My Power.”
    Mark my words !!!

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kind of reminds me of "Make America Great Again"

    • @Thekidwatchingyou
      @Thekidwatchingyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would like to believe this but at the same time I think he might have forgot that phrase already lmao

  • @ryano773
    @ryano773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Bruce is the guy at the high school reunion that proudly boasts about how he can now drink ten times as much as he did in the “good ole days”

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is also the guy who did that at his 10th, 20th and 25th year reunions

    • @soiboisteve515
      @soiboisteve515 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasrainbow And stole that line from his dad.

  • @swilliam81
    @swilliam81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    People bust Bert's balls but this podcast is nothing without him.

    • @brandonball5971
      @brandonball5971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik this is 2 years old but if it was tom segura and Ryan sickler it would be better. I've watched this show for years and berts inability to let people finish a thought or make something all about himself is old now.

  • @artvandelay1499
    @artvandelay1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The only reason I look forward to mondays 🤟🏼
    Edit: And Bad Friends too obviously 👍🏼

    • @chrisp5620
      @chrisp5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Excuse me sir but you need to watch bad friends

    • @VannywiththeFanny
      @VannywiththeFanny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bad Friends my Homie G

    • @rileyhughes5613
      @rileyhughes5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bad friends is only entertaining to people obsessed with the interpersonal lives of LA comics tbh, shit got mad stale by episode 4 imo

    • @SquillyWonka
      @SquillyWonka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rileyhughes5613 strongly disagree but whatever floats ur boat

    • @VannywiththeFanny
      @VannywiththeFanny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rileyhughes5613 lol whatever you just said dawg👍

  • @Publiksquare
    @Publiksquare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Burp's power is believing he's not an extreme alcoholic.

    • @kcassi1
      @kcassi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it’s more like being an extreme alcoholic and super successful.

    • @spencerlawrence8318
      @spencerlawrence8318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AHAHAHAAAAHHAAAA ***everything about this comment is pure gold

    • @Publiksquare
      @Publiksquare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kcassi1 naw now you're sounding like Bruce

    • @xvi5333
      @xvi5333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Burp hahahahahaha

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a cheater

  • @fawkesdaddy
    @fawkesdaddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is for sure a top 5 episode. Congrats Bert. Celebrate that power bro bro.

  • @bren-2914
    @bren-2914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “Alcohol makes it all go away” - Bruce the alcoholic

    • @MegadethTillDeth
      @MegadethTillDeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't you dare call him the "a-word"! He only drinks to celebrate. During sunsets. When he's bored. When he's eating. Before sleeping. When he wakes up. Lol, it's pretty crazy how much he talks about alcohol no lie

    • @themcrib7920
      @themcrib7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey! Bird Krusher is NOT an A-word.

  • @YouEverSeeAFrogKid
    @YouEverSeeAFrogKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The more I listen the more Bruce’s power sounds a lot like when you convince yourself a couple bumps a day wont hurt anybody. Life is great, feels amazing, revelations, Churchill....

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Diaries of a madman..

    • @Publiksquare
      @Publiksquare 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it's quintessential functioning addict behavior

  • @propanejesus
    @propanejesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That was such a g move by bert calling snoop!!!! Snoop is probably like the pretty girl who never gets asked out cause everyone I'd intimidated but bert has no boundaries and makes dreams into a reality (for both of them) inspirational af!

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like how Tom doesn't shut bert down when he wants to call people or FaceTime it makes for great show

  • @jaayyseea1911
    @jaayyseea1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Poor Tim has to listen to Brent Chrysler talk about high functioning alcoholism every day the concern in his eyes is breathtaking

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he gets to go fishing with snoop...good trade off.

    • @jessaransford8866
      @jessaransford8866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its true love. tragic but love

  • @Dr.RichardBanks
    @Dr.RichardBanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Needs to be renamed to: Bart talks and Tom adds directors commentary live.

    • @kaftie
      @kaftie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s the real reason the latter called his new podcast “Todd talks”!

  • @christianwright1114
    @christianwright1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a fellow Floridian, I can concur that the warm sunshine hitting your body, warming your body is totally a meditative state. Sunshine State!

  • @hollywoodhulklogan3318
    @hollywoodhulklogan3318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “I’ve been drinking more responsibly”
    “I gotta be drunk when I go to sleep to make the morning drinking easier.”

  • @JawshMann
    @JawshMann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oh my god dude the fact he answered at all let alone responded after cluelessly saying snoop and Calvin into the phone is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on a podcast

  • @stacke.stackerson9820
    @stacke.stackerson9820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats to you guys so much! Seeing Bruce Krisenerl talk to snoop brought tears to my eyes like watching my 7 year old son hug a stuffed animal. Amazing..

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I almost threw up on the treadmill this morning, celebrating my power" - Bruce 😆

    • @realbeefcastle
      @realbeefcastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is there a more inspirational quote?

  • @Syndrome121
    @Syndrome121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can't believe Snoop answered that phone call... Bert and Tom are reaching a whole other level of famous these days.

  • @cojac6SMG
    @cojac6SMG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Annnnd that’s the coolest moment on this show so far. Bert actually played that off really well

  • @Stbuster31
    @Stbuster31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Bruce's power talk is just him defensively rationalizing that he'll never go sober. Classic alky move

    • @777-h6d
      @777-h6d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like you're upset 😂

    • @816aidan
      @816aidan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@777-h6d What?

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@777-h6d that makes no sense

  • @nmp6325
    @nmp6325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Bart finds new ways to justify alcoholism
    Brent cheated but pretends he was cheated
    Bruce wants to give robbers $200 each time they feel like stealing
    Bert and Ted are going fishing with Sapp and Snoop
    Celebrate your power people

  • @wesleylatham
    @wesleylatham 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    100% THE BEST GAME IN TOWN. TIM AND BRUCE! SNOOP AND SAP ! Thank you thank you!

  • @thomasrainbow
    @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I think Bert is still stuck in his college drinking phase but never left even 25 years later

  • @KitchenerLeslie2
    @KitchenerLeslie2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I’m in my 40s, there’s been times of my life where I was drinking more than any human should. Bert has drank more drinks during the pandemic than I have in any decade of my lifetime and he considers it not drinking.

    • @ghikeberg808
      @ghikeberg808 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stephen Morigeau lmfao

  • @rolln8ths
    @rolln8ths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Snoop......Calvin” 😂😂😂

  • @OGgluttonoustoad
    @OGgluttonoustoad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Bert should donate his body to science. Magnificent creature

  • @gogoguppi
    @gogoguppi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Hilarious that Brent Kreamer completely “accidentally” forgets about his cheating in a relationship that “traumatized him”

    • @aroff595
      @aroff595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kinda like how he "never cheats on his wife."

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@aroff595 I'm close to the girl I cheated with to the point where it makes my wife uncomfortable

    • @nicoprieto6749
      @nicoprieto6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what??? He got caught cheating on his wife?

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@nicoprieto6749 did you see the last bears episode where he talked about an ex girlfriend cheating on him? I watched him on his wife's podcast afterwards. Turns out that he cheated on her first and he has cheated on most people he has dated when before he always claimed the opposite 😂😂😂. I love Bert but you can trust him as far as you can throw him.

    • @123garysal
      @123garysal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nunpho He's stated before hes cheated on all his girlfriends. This is only news to people who've missed that tid bit.

  • @sarahlowell3763
    @sarahlowell3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg the nightmere and Juan bit with Cody had me dying!!!! This show made my whole shitty ass day better lol

  • @jaboyyy3426
    @jaboyyy3426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Paint your own narrative” and “8am cigars” I’m gonna quote Bruce til I die

  • @TheOutdoorDude
    @TheOutdoorDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This feels like that scene in Waynes World when they are talking about not selling out while decked out in reebok eating pizza, drinking Pepsi, and taking aspirin.

    • @tylerness7826
      @tylerness7826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/MdMTTQ9SBgk/w-d-xo.html

    • @niteshade8546
      @niteshade8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apt. So fucking apt.

  • @MrTechRat
    @MrTechRat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I gotta tell you Tommy looks the happiest I've seen in weeks. What a great episode, can't wait to see the fishing trip.

  • @Rory-hl4ps
    @Rory-hl4ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Tom wearing the “Air Segura” merch

    • @Mr_Jish
      @Mr_Jish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao I was hoping that's what it'd be, but nah. That jumpman's got normal limbs 😂 he needs to be rocking the janky jumpman "Air Segura" merch that Pemberton designed hahaha

  • @flanflan7008
    @flanflan7008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Bert is red flag city as a former addict. His excitement and overall thought process of him being better while drunk is how every addict justifies their use of whatever they enjoy.

    • @muppeify
      @muppeify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah no shit...lol

    • @travisatwell2855
      @travisatwell2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has the thoughts but not the actions really. He has a fear that is good to have and most addicts either don't have it or ignore it. His fear will keep him good as long as his life stays cool. A tragic event could be a problem but he has a phenomenal support system too.

    • @lillithremedy
      @lillithremedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I relate so much to his rationalising endlessly, just trying to find some way to make the drinking OK, the rules he creates, the overcompensating after drinking with exercise, the obsession with talking about drinking. I did them all before getting sober.

    • @421less1
      @421less1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a dude with ADHD im pretty well convinced he has that too. Which would also play into his addiction shit. Im not a doc though just some dude with ADHD

    • @HollowSnakes
      @HollowSnakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyler7917 yeah AA people hate this but it's true 🤭

  • @blakeguzman9107
    @blakeguzman9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely celebrating my power from now on. Genius

  • @josephdoherty672
    @josephdoherty672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Why is bert dressed like a church’s chicken

    • @kekozymandias7840
      @kekozymandias7840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the Tampa Bay Buccaneers old "Creamsicle" Jersey's/Colors

    • @smoothcat1556
      @smoothcat1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cultural Appropriation

    • @rollinglope5686
      @rollinglope5686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought Popeyes at first

    • @josephdoherty672
      @josephdoherty672 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rollinglope5686 lmao fuck you’re spot on.

    • @mykmcgrane
      @mykmcgrane 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol Popeye's

  • @phaillanx37
    @phaillanx37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Burnt is just a fever dream of whatever Tony Robinson quote he has just absorbed into his body.

    • @HisHowliness
      @HisHowliness 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actor, Tony Robinson or former football player, Tony Robinson?

    • @rick2046
      @rick2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tony Robbins perhaps?

  • @micjr21
    @micjr21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Bert telling his therapist to drink like a man lmao

    • @2m7b5
      @2m7b5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      While he drinks a Bud Light Seltzer. Not to mention he drinks mom wine on the treadmill haha.

    • @ryanalexander984
      @ryanalexander984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2m7b5 that’s what I was thinking

  • @Mike-gu4xx
    @Mike-gu4xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    that was under 30 seconds for bart to begin wrestling with his drinking habits

  • @wyatthausman4377
    @wyatthausman4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Bert celebrating his power at the beginning of black history month. Solid move lol that definitely won't bit him in the ass.

  • @hedcas
    @hedcas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I meditate in full sunlight all the time, it's lovely

  • @jbac16
    @jbac16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Tom creamed his pants when snoop said he was down to go fishing

  • @TheSacredPain
    @TheSacredPain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Knows exactly what drink for every occasion and event and ridicules others for not abusing alcohol. DEFINITELY not an A-word. Good for you Brett Kirschner.

    • @themcrib7920
      @themcrib7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bird Krusher is NOT an alcoholic

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A true renaissance man. Someone who is definitely and absolutely not an A-word at all.

  • @turtferguson4831
    @turtferguson4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "...is the *bleep* of football"
    "Leave out the armie hammer part"

    • @durden91tyler
      @durden91tyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that was a joke... do you not get it?

    • @turtferguson4831
      @turtferguson4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@durden91tyler you feel better now?

  • @JustADayInBed
    @JustADayInBed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Bert: *tells therapists to drink like a man*
    Also Bert: Don’t drink Jack Daniels, drink Titos or Gin and Tonic

    • @tshobe23_68
      @tshobe23_68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Every man knows that Jack Daniels tastes like someone shit in bongwater then put a cigarette out in it.

    • @anthonymiller934
      @anthonymiller934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tshobe23_68 yeah it’s fucking disgusting

    • @ianconroy4365
      @ianconroy4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      adults know to reach for knob creek or buffalo trace

  • @SerimanTheWolf
    @SerimanTheWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bleep the actual name drop but not the bit directly following when Bret mentions “The Armie Hammer part” .... nice 👍

  • @BCS1105
    @BCS1105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    56:32 - 59:05
    The best clip from Two Bears since Kool Aid.

    • @notbatman1390
      @notbatman1390 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment deserves to be at the top - 💯 % agreed

  • @nooneyouknow699
    @nooneyouknow699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bert saying that its his new thing to kill it then feel the buzz. He's been doing that since college tf

  • @kozyg8116
    @kozyg8116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Its fuckeen morniing. Get outta bed, breakfast is ready. Have a day day queens!

    • @santadog9
      @santadog9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Winston Churchill hovering over Gert Priceler.. "Time for a shower.."

  • @martinojeda4125
    @martinojeda4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The people they get to answer the phone is probably the best part 😂😂

  • @Hatterboot24
    @Hatterboot24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tim and Bruce are going to make my enjoyment of The Big Game ..... UNLIMMMMMITTED.

    • @piquitomonoloco
      @piquitomonoloco 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U mean MI-MIS-MISTA UNLIMMMITTEEDD

  • @lukewojdylo9241
    @lukewojdylo9241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This has got to be 20 mil Tom. He's so giddy. He also sells the "look into the camera face" a lil bit better than his usual 8/10.

  • @smoovegutierrez541
    @smoovegutierrez541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “bert better not fuck this up” toms face while bert talked to snoop

  • @glennwhite3417
    @glennwhite3417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Bert's moving to Texas. He basically outted himself pretty quick into the episode lol.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bobby and Satino will rule LA

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People breaking into his new house every night. Might have something to do with it

    • @jessel8481
      @jessel8481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. Toms gonna fly back to La to do 2b1c

  • @michaelbland2924
    @michaelbland2924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Snoop fishing sounds like the most entertaining thing ever 😂😂😂

  • @TReeves92
    @TReeves92 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Celebrating Bert's power!! I'm tingling right now 🤣

  • @adamkrueger1257
    @adamkrueger1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Remember when this podcast first started and no one would answer Bert's calls.?🤣 The good old days

    • @kjcorder
      @kjcorder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm glad they answer so he isn't all butthurt for the rest of the show

  • @BACNandEGGS
    @BACNandEGGS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Celebrating my power" = "Rationalizing my addictions"

  • @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
    @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The King of Thailand was just celebrating his power when he broke his sister’s ankles.

    • @koscaleb
      @koscaleb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was supposed to be a dunk contest, a simple dunk contest!

  • @tylermann5637
    @tylermann5637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bert talks about alcohol like most people talk about their spouses...gotta love it 😂!

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's obsessed with all things alcohol. A connoisseur even. A renaissance man. Definitely not an.. A-word. Don't even mention it!!

  • @justinfrei547
    @justinfrei547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bruce- "Here's the thing about sunsets!"
    Todd- (where the fuck is this going)🤣

  • @jackpohler3425
    @jackpohler3425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god, that snoop idea is TOP TIER Bert. Cant wait

  • @isboredandonline
    @isboredandonline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I think Bert might be an alcoholic.

    • @landonjohnson2584
      @landonjohnson2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're on to something.

    • @themcrib7920
      @themcrib7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bird Krusher is NOT an A-word

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't offend him with the A-word when he's celebrating his power on the first day of Black History Month! How dare you.

    • @nikkijordan6042
      @nikkijordan6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya think?

  • @UseThisFire
    @UseThisFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tim: About to gain full range of motion back in his arm
    Also Tim: Me and Brent should wrestle

  • @LifewithPersy
    @LifewithPersy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hands down greatest phone call ever Bert! awesome!

  • @DeLaKleve
    @DeLaKleve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    1st day of Black History Month: exists
    Racist comedian Bruce Kersher: “I’m celebrating my power”

    • @georgeedward602
      @georgeedward602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He said "my power" not white power, I'm good with that.lol

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@georgeedward602 Yeah, but WE know what he means!

    • @joshuasandstrom2793
      @joshuasandstrom2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *his dog fucking power

    • @georgeedward602
      @georgeedward602 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonyzullo No, I don't even think he knows what he means at times but is not racist. There was a time when you could say stupid shit and not be put on a cross for a joke. He is a comedian and shouldn't be judged like that..we would be left with boring comics if so.

    • @joeandeli2248
      @joeandeli2248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshuasandstrom2793 hey, it’s a joke.

  • @starzariaguy5151
    @starzariaguy5151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Trent and Bobby lookin nice today.

  • @maniacaldevelopments
    @maniacaldevelopments 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorite episodes in the whole podcast. Watching this one twice!

  • @peterchi9602
    @peterchi9602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bruce should put out a book called Drinking on Occasion, which is a book with a collection of drinks to drink on specific occasions.