I bet snoop's got that number blocked now though after that long pause and the fact that he didn't go fishing with them. He probably just played along since he knew he was on the air. I wouldn't be surprised if he was pissed afterwards.
@@aroff595 I think he paused because he wasnt sure who it was. Hes definitely had issues with people getting his phone numbers in the past so I think he just wanted to be sure he knew who it was before saying anything.
Omg the joy on Tom’s face when Snoop agreed to go fishing just made my day. So wholesome. To go fishing with someone who contributed to who you are as a person when you were growing up... truly awesome.
I like him, to me hes a mixture of hilarious, hillbilly and obnoxious. Some episodes you get too much of one attribute, some he mixes them all perfect, i feel this episode was great.
After telling your self for a long time that you can never have just one drink, when you actually consistently moderate, It starts to feel like a power . That's the hard line. Chasing that "first drink buzz" sometimes takes people down long roads of drinking too much as their tolerance continues to go up night after night. I speak from experience.
How can you doubt the power of Bert Krishner??? How would s Snoop not want to hang with Bert? He is a legend of his own making for always being himself and way to honest. LOVE YOU BERT AND THE WHOLE KRIESHER FAMILY ❤💪❤ #BERTSPOWER 👍
Never will I read a SINGLE comment 5 minutes in I scrolled down and decided to read the only comment I could see NEVER again now I know they will call snoop and he'll answer lmfao
This one is definitely top 10. But my all time favorite will forever be the episode where bert does a denzel impersonation talking to Tom about himself🤣🤣🤣
The whole first half of the podcast Burt is raving about that 1 beer buzz then finds out hes drank the equivalent of 2 beers and then its all about that 2 beer buzz
@@maxellis3325 I kinda hope they do follow him and see this or his social media post and hit him up like actually yeah I'd like a job lol next week on 2 bears - Bruce: so I hired my robbers
Ik this is 2 years old but if it was tom segura and Ryan sickler it would be better. I've watched this show for years and berts inability to let people finish a thought or make something all about himself is old now.
Don't you dare call him the "a-word"! He only drinks to celebrate. During sunsets. When he's bored. When he's eating. Before sleeping. When he wakes up. Lol, it's pretty crazy how much he talks about alcohol no lie
The more I listen the more Bruce’s power sounds a lot like when you convince yourself a couple bumps a day wont hurt anybody. Life is great, feels amazing, revelations, Churchill....
That was such a g move by bert calling snoop!!!! Snoop is probably like the pretty girl who never gets asked out cause everyone I'd intimidated but bert has no boundaries and makes dreams into a reality (for both of them) inspirational af!
Oh my god dude the fact he answered at all let alone responded after cluelessly saying snoop and Calvin into the phone is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on a podcast
Congrats to you guys so much! Seeing Bruce Krisenerl talk to snoop brought tears to my eyes like watching my 7 year old son hug a stuffed animal. Amazing..
Bart finds new ways to justify alcoholism Brent cheated but pretends he was cheated Bruce wants to give robbers $200 each time they feel like stealing Bert and Ted are going fishing with Sapp and Snoop Celebrate your power people
I’m in my 40s, there’s been times of my life where I was drinking more than any human should. Bert has drank more drinks during the pandemic than I have in any decade of my lifetime and he considers it not drinking.
@@nicoprieto6749 did you see the last bears episode where he talked about an ex girlfriend cheating on him? I watched him on his wife's podcast afterwards. Turns out that he cheated on her first and he has cheated on most people he has dated when before he always claimed the opposite 😂😂😂. I love Bert but you can trust him as far as you can throw him.
This feels like that scene in Waynes World when they are talking about not selling out while decked out in reebok eating pizza, drinking Pepsi, and taking aspirin.
Lmao I was hoping that's what it'd be, but nah. That jumpman's got normal limbs 😂 he needs to be rocking the janky jumpman "Air Segura" merch that Pemberton designed hahaha
Bert is red flag city as a former addict. His excitement and overall thought process of him being better while drunk is how every addict justifies their use of whatever they enjoy.
He has the thoughts but not the actions really. He has a fear that is good to have and most addicts either don't have it or ignore it. His fear will keep him good as long as his life stays cool. A tragic event could be a problem but he has a phenomenal support system too.
I relate so much to his rationalising endlessly, just trying to find some way to make the drinking OK, the rules he creates, the overcompensating after drinking with exercise, the obsession with talking about drinking. I did them all before getting sober.
As a dude with ADHD im pretty well convinced he has that too. Which would also play into his addiction shit. Im not a doc though just some dude with ADHD
Knows exactly what drink for every occasion and event and ridicules others for not abusing alcohol. DEFINITELY not an A-word. Good for you Brett Kirschner.
@@anthonyzullo No, I don't even think he knows what he means at times but is not racist. There was a time when you could say stupid shit and not be put on a cross for a joke. He is a comedian and shouldn't be judged like that..we would be left with boring comics if so.
Bart waking up snoop is the biggest display of his power
I gotta give it to Dirk Crasher, that was impressive.
Burk Worcestershire sauce
You misspelled his name, pretty sure it's Bruce Christopher
@@firstnamelastname180 Kersher
@@kellycaaws Bryce christener
Nothing like Brent celebrating his power during Black History Month
Oh shit! 🤣 I didn't even connect the dots on that. Funny asf in such an oblivious Bruce type of way.
Bro 😂
Bird Krusher is notoriously racist. Literally a nazi
I'm surprised they haven't arrested Brent for storming The Captiol yet
Branko Kričar.
When Tom stares at the camera like he’s in The Office
You mean tim?
No, she means Todd.
Terry?
Jiming the camera.
Trent*
"Drink like a fucking man" while holding Bud Light Seltzer Strawberry Lemonade. Love you Bruce.
And a jug of Kool-aid...
Bold and bubbly
Brett Kreisler or Bruce Kersher youre my hero
His favorite drink is Tito's and soda... doesn't get more manly than that.
With a logo visible in every camera angle. 🤔
Bert is the only comedian whos called up celebrities and had them actually answer.
I bet people pick up for Chapelle, but that’s not surprising. BK is surprising. 😂
I bet snoop's got that number blocked now though after that long pause and the fact that he didn't go fishing with them. He probably just played along since he knew he was on the air. I wouldn't be surprised if he was pissed afterwards.
@@aroff595 I think he paused because he wasnt sure who it was. Hes definitely had issues with people getting his phone numbers in the past so I think he just wanted to be sure he knew who it was before saying anything.
Tom: “that was exciting!”
Bert: “ᵀʰᵃᵗʷᵃˢᵗʰᵉᵇᵉˢᵗᵗʰᶦⁿᵍᵗʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᵉᵈᵗᵒᵐᵉ”
58:58
Omg the joy on Tom’s face when Snoop agreed to go fishing just made my day. So wholesome. To go fishing with someone who contributed to who you are as a person when you were growing up... truly awesome.
Mondays would be a nightmeer without Bruce and Tod
Their names are Bret and Tim.... JESUS!!!! Have some respeck!
The way he pronounces that word has drove me crazy since sober October 2
aHundred percent
@@tombystander Cody Rhodes too! The American Nightmere himself
Still waiting for Bruce's Black Mirror parody show, Night Mirror.
Berts face when Snoop says he’ll go fishing is just so pure. Love it.
Bert’s real power is his ability to justify his alcoholism in increasingly creative ways
Right, and now he's acting like he had the epic epiphany. He seems way too proud of himself
@@dolan979 but gotta respect his power tho xD
It's all a bit bro he knows he drinks too much all his friends know too
He never stops with the creativity. Every day it seems he has a new idea... A true artist
@@extremespartan117 Especially his power on the first day of Black History Month
This show is literally the only thing that makes my mondays bearable
Bad Friends.
I see what you did there
@@rickypineda157 exactly
That's pretty lame.
You have to add Kill Tony too
It’s taken 66 2 bears eps and about 3 years for me to finally warm up to and even start to like Bert
It was completely opposite for me, I liked him at first and now I can't stand him.
I like him, to me hes a mixture of hilarious, hillbilly and obnoxious. Some episodes you get too much of one attribute, some he mixes them all perfect, i feel this episode was great.
I can't believe Snoop actually gave Bruce Krishna his real number.
Bruce Krishna 😂😂😂
He probably thought Bill would lose it all by himself.
I can’t believe he wanted to go fishing with them... I wouldn’t even do that shit.
@@camp4600 is it fake?
@@mftoeless1687 Obviously not, bert worked with snoop before and its not too far fetched to see he's excited to just go out and do smt.
Bert's power is him just learning to drink responsibly at 48 years old
better late than never I suppose.
You call chugging a bud at 11am responsible?
Bert's just celebrating his power during black history month
@@themcrib7920 unconventional? Yes. Irresponsible. No
Biggest hypocrite
Toms looks into the camera are priceless. I love this show.
The way Bert switches gears on stories, kills me. Tom's looks everytime Bert says something crazy. Love it.
That's the only reason I still watch this show.
Right?? Tim "breaking the 3rd wall" when Bruce says something ridiculous has got to be his best move. I laugh every time.
@Stephen Morigeau exactly 💯
It's like watching a pinball in motion.
"Alcohol makes all the bad feelings go away." - Bort Kronkler, who is totally not an alcoholic, you guys
Hahaha Bort Kronkler
My son is also named Bort
Dawgggg “bort kronkler”!😂💀
LMAOOOO “Kronkler” got me dude
I also cheat on every girl with... I'm still close with Erica to the point where my wife is uncomfortable
....brot
Who's going to tell bart his power is just called moderation
After telling your self for a long time that you can never have just one drink, when you actually consistently moderate, It starts to feel like a power . That's the hard line. Chasing that "first drink buzz" sometimes takes people down long roads of drinking too much as their tolerance continues to go up night after night. I speak from experience.
When you're an addict, moderation is hard as fuck.
The hardest.
No no hes right it isnt a fucking power im in recovery and you should never think of "moderation" as a power... it always leads to relapses
I legit can’t believe snoop answered Bert’s call
How can you doubt the power of Bert Krishner???
How would s
Snoop not want to hang with Bert? He is a legend of his own making for always being himself and way to honest. LOVE YOU BERT AND THE WHOLE KRIESHER FAMILY ❤💪❤ #BERTSPOWER 👍
Bro Snoop didny just answer he was stoked lol
Never will I read a SINGLE comment 5 minutes in I scrolled down and decided to read the only comment I could see NEVER again now I know they will call snoop and he'll answer lmfao
@@emmajayne682 ehh, not always honest. Which was shown at the very least when they discussed his “trauma” from the cheating story.
@@atb1175 True, well he is almost always to forthcoming with to much information 😁
“Alcohol makes it all go away”
- Bruce Kersher
But don’t worry, he’s not an alcoholic...
My favorite is the Bert Krishna lol
@@danielpenrodii2389 does alot for an alcoholic wouldn't you say...I mean what are you achievements?
He’s always giving the world’s worst advice...😂
@@evanabbott2737 and your taking it Mr.Guru?
Bert acting like he's calling his mom to ask if he can sleepover every time he calls someone
Very accurate when you think about it 😂
Hahahaha
Bert just woke up snoop dog got him to agree to make him a playlist and go fishing with him! That is officially the coolest thing Bert has ever done!!
Bernt: I was really traumatized after she cheated on me, also bernt, I cheated on her first
Classic narcissism
Seriously what a piece of shit
@@brandonbaran1197 welcome to being aware of blart kranschler
Bird Krusher's trauma
Definitely Still Fuckin Erika
This one is definitely top 10. But my all time favorite will forever be the episode where bert does a denzel impersonation talking to Tom about himself🤣🤣🤣
"Celebrating my power" sounds alot like Mac saying "I'm putting on mass" in Always Sunny... xD
I'm cultivating mass
'Treats' are Brent's 'Putting on mass.'
@@ShibbolethU see if I was a fat chick that would've bothered me
I get 50/50 Dennis and Mac on this
You're on a computer of some kind you can't just not use quotation marks or just google it, it's "cultivating mass" and he needs to harvest already...
Bro wtf, when Bert is in his flow state he can manifest anything. He just casually set up going fishing with Snoop Dogg 🤯
You mean Bruce?
I just really want to see Tom using his black voice with Sapp and Snoop
Brett is the pinnacle of “You miss all the shots you don’t take” and Tom is blown away every time he sees it happen in front of him 😂
Bert: "here's my new thing... power down the whole drink and enjoy the buzz"
New thing huh?
Sounds like Burnt is low key in love with Erica.
It's so obvious they're still sleeping together
The whole first half of the podcast Burt is raving about that 1 beer buzz then finds out hes drank the equivalent of 2 beers and then its all about that 2 beer buzz
F
This is the best episode ever the snoop shit is fucking insane I'm giddy for the both of them
It’s funny listening to Bert defend the people breaking into his house
I honestly enjoyed it, we need more examples of empathy these days.
@@maxellis3325 I kinda hope they do follow him and see this or his social media post and hit him up like actually yeah I'd like a job lol
next week on 2 bears -
Bruce: so I hired my robbers
@@20tetsuo77 They'll see firsthand how much Bert drinks and be like "Yea this guy is definitely more fucked up than us"
"Paint Your Own Narative" -Brant Kroacher
Brett Kirchner
Let me guess, Bert’s next special is going to be “Celebrate My Power.”
Mark my words !!!
Kind of reminds me of "Make America Great Again"
I would like to believe this but at the same time I think he might have forgot that phrase already lmao
Bruce is the guy at the high school reunion that proudly boasts about how he can now drink ten times as much as he did in the “good ole days”
He is also the guy who did that at his 10th, 20th and 25th year reunions
@@thomasrainbow And stole that line from his dad.
People bust Bert's balls but this podcast is nothing without him.
Ik this is 2 years old but if it was tom segura and Ryan sickler it would be better. I've watched this show for years and berts inability to let people finish a thought or make something all about himself is old now.
The only reason I look forward to mondays 🤟🏼
Edit: And Bad Friends too obviously 👍🏼
Excuse me sir but you need to watch bad friends
Bad Friends my Homie G
bad friends is only entertaining to people obsessed with the interpersonal lives of LA comics tbh, shit got mad stale by episode 4 imo
@@rileyhughes5613 strongly disagree but whatever floats ur boat
@@rileyhughes5613 lol whatever you just said dawg👍
Burp's power is believing he's not an extreme alcoholic.
I think it’s more like being an extreme alcoholic and super successful.
AHAHAHAAAAHHAAAA ***everything about this comment is pure gold
@@kcassi1 naw now you're sounding like Bruce
Burp hahahahahaha
Or a cheater
This is for sure a top 5 episode. Congrats Bert. Celebrate that power bro bro.
“Alcohol makes it all go away” - Bruce the alcoholic
Don't you dare call him the "a-word"! He only drinks to celebrate. During sunsets. When he's bored. When he's eating. Before sleeping. When he wakes up. Lol, it's pretty crazy how much he talks about alcohol no lie
Hey! Bird Krusher is NOT an A-word.
The more I listen the more Bruce’s power sounds a lot like when you convince yourself a couple bumps a day wont hurt anybody. Life is great, feels amazing, revelations, Churchill....
Diaries of a madman..
Yeah it's quintessential functioning addict behavior
That was such a g move by bert calling snoop!!!! Snoop is probably like the pretty girl who never gets asked out cause everyone I'd intimidated but bert has no boundaries and makes dreams into a reality (for both of them) inspirational af!
I like how Tom doesn't shut bert down when he wants to call people or FaceTime it makes for great show
Poor Tim has to listen to Brent Chrysler talk about high functioning alcoholism every day the concern in his eyes is breathtaking
But he gets to go fishing with snoop...good trade off.
its true love. tragic but love
Needs to be renamed to: Bart talks and Tom adds directors commentary live.
That’s the real reason the latter called his new podcast “Todd talks”!
As a fellow Floridian, I can concur that the warm sunshine hitting your body, warming your body is totally a meditative state. Sunshine State!
“I’ve been drinking more responsibly”
“I gotta be drunk when I go to sleep to make the morning drinking easier.”
Oh my god dude the fact he answered at all let alone responded after cluelessly saying snoop and Calvin into the phone is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on a podcast
Congrats to you guys so much! Seeing Bruce Krisenerl talk to snoop brought tears to my eyes like watching my 7 year old son hug a stuffed animal. Amazing..
"I almost threw up on the treadmill this morning, celebrating my power" - Bruce 😆
Is there a more inspirational quote?
I can't believe Snoop answered that phone call... Bert and Tom are reaching a whole other level of famous these days.
Annnnd that’s the coolest moment on this show so far. Bert actually played that off really well
Bruce's power talk is just him defensively rationalizing that he'll never go sober. Classic alky move
Sounds like you're upset 😂
@@777-h6d What?
@@777-h6d that makes no sense
Bart finds new ways to justify alcoholism
Brent cheated but pretends he was cheated
Bruce wants to give robbers $200 each time they feel like stealing
Bert and Ted are going fishing with Sapp and Snoop
Celebrate your power people
100% THE BEST GAME IN TOWN. TIM AND BRUCE! SNOOP AND SAP ! Thank you thank you!
I think Bert is still stuck in his college drinking phase but never left even 25 years later
I’m in my 40s, there’s been times of my life where I was drinking more than any human should. Bert has drank more drinks during the pandemic than I have in any decade of my lifetime and he considers it not drinking.
@Stephen Morigeau lmfao
“Snoop......Calvin” 😂😂😂
Bert should donate his body to science. Magnificent creature
Hilarious that Brent Kreamer completely “accidentally” forgets about his cheating in a relationship that “traumatized him”
Kinda like how he "never cheats on his wife."
@@aroff595 I'm close to the girl I cheated with to the point where it makes my wife uncomfortable
Wait what??? He got caught cheating on his wife?
@@nicoprieto6749 did you see the last bears episode where he talked about an ex girlfriend cheating on him? I watched him on his wife's podcast afterwards. Turns out that he cheated on her first and he has cheated on most people he has dated when before he always claimed the opposite 😂😂😂. I love Bert but you can trust him as far as you can throw him.
@@nunpho He's stated before hes cheated on all his girlfriends. This is only news to people who've missed that tid bit.
Omg the nightmere and Juan bit with Cody had me dying!!!! This show made my whole shitty ass day better lol
“Paint your own narrative” and “8am cigars” I’m gonna quote Bruce til I die
This feels like that scene in Waynes World when they are talking about not selling out while decked out in reebok eating pizza, drinking Pepsi, and taking aspirin.
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Apt. So fucking apt.
I gotta tell you Tommy looks the happiest I've seen in weeks. What a great episode, can't wait to see the fishing trip.
Tom wearing the “Air Segura” merch
Lmao I was hoping that's what it'd be, but nah. That jumpman's got normal limbs 😂 he needs to be rocking the janky jumpman "Air Segura" merch that Pemberton designed hahaha
Bert is red flag city as a former addict. His excitement and overall thought process of him being better while drunk is how every addict justifies their use of whatever they enjoy.
Yeah no shit...lol
He has the thoughts but not the actions really. He has a fear that is good to have and most addicts either don't have it or ignore it. His fear will keep him good as long as his life stays cool. A tragic event could be a problem but he has a phenomenal support system too.
I relate so much to his rationalising endlessly, just trying to find some way to make the drinking OK, the rules he creates, the overcompensating after drinking with exercise, the obsession with talking about drinking. I did them all before getting sober.
As a dude with ADHD im pretty well convinced he has that too. Which would also play into his addiction shit. Im not a doc though just some dude with ADHD
@@kyler7917 yeah AA people hate this but it's true 🤭
Definitely celebrating my power from now on. Genius
Why is bert dressed like a church’s chicken
It's the Tampa Bay Buccaneers old "Creamsicle" Jersey's/Colors
Cultural Appropriation
I thought Popeyes at first
@@rollinglope5686 lmao fuck you’re spot on.
Lol Popeye's
Burnt is just a fever dream of whatever Tony Robinson quote he has just absorbed into his body.
Actor, Tony Robinson or former football player, Tony Robinson?
Tony Robbins perhaps?
Bert telling his therapist to drink like a man lmao
While he drinks a Bud Light Seltzer. Not to mention he drinks mom wine on the treadmill haha.
@@2m7b5 that’s what I was thinking
that was under 30 seconds for bart to begin wrestling with his drinking habits
Bert celebrating his power at the beginning of black history month. Solid move lol that definitely won't bit him in the ass.
Sure?
I meditate in full sunlight all the time, it's lovely
Tom creamed his pants when snoop said he was down to go fishing
Knows exactly what drink for every occasion and event and ridicules others for not abusing alcohol. DEFINITELY not an A-word. Good for you Brett Kirschner.
Bird Krusher is NOT an alcoholic
A true renaissance man. Someone who is definitely and absolutely not an A-word at all.
"...is the *bleep* of football"
"Leave out the armie hammer part"
that was a joke... do you not get it?
@@durden91tyler you feel better now?
Bert: *tells therapists to drink like a man*
Also Bert: Don’t drink Jack Daniels, drink Titos or Gin and Tonic
Every man knows that Jack Daniels tastes like someone shit in bongwater then put a cigarette out in it.
@@tshobe23_68 yeah it’s fucking disgusting
adults know to reach for knob creek or buffalo trace
Bleep the actual name drop but not the bit directly following when Bret mentions “The Armie Hammer part” .... nice 👍
56:32 - 59:05
The best clip from Two Bears since Kool Aid.
This comment deserves to be at the top - 💯 % agreed
Bert saying that its his new thing to kill it then feel the buzz. He's been doing that since college tf
Its fuckeen morniing. Get outta bed, breakfast is ready. Have a day day queens!
Winston Churchill hovering over Gert Priceler.. "Time for a shower.."
The people they get to answer the phone is probably the best part 😂😂
Tim and Bruce are going to make my enjoyment of The Big Game ..... UNLIMMMMMITTED.
U mean MI-MIS-MISTA UNLIMMMITTEEDD
This has got to be 20 mil Tom. He's so giddy. He also sells the "look into the camera face" a lil bit better than his usual 8/10.
“bert better not fuck this up” toms face while bert talked to snoop
Bert's moving to Texas. He basically outted himself pretty quick into the episode lol.
Bobby and Satino will rule LA
People breaking into his new house every night. Might have something to do with it
No. Toms gonna fly back to La to do 2b1c
Snoop fishing sounds like the most entertaining thing ever 😂😂😂
Celebrating Bert's power!! I'm tingling right now 🤣
Remember when this podcast first started and no one would answer Bert's calls.?🤣 The good old days
I'm glad they answer so he isn't all butthurt for the rest of the show
"Celebrating my power" = "Rationalizing my addictions"
The King of Thailand was just celebrating his power when he broke his sister’s ankles.
It was supposed to be a dunk contest, a simple dunk contest!
Bert talks about alcohol like most people talk about their spouses...gotta love it 😂!
He's obsessed with all things alcohol. A connoisseur even. A renaissance man. Definitely not an.. A-word. Don't even mention it!!
Bruce- "Here's the thing about sunsets!"
Todd- (where the fuck is this going)🤣
Oh my god, that snoop idea is TOP TIER Bert. Cant wait
I think Bert might be an alcoholic.
You're on to something.
Bird Krusher is NOT an A-word
Don't offend him with the A-word when he's celebrating his power on the first day of Black History Month! How dare you.
Ya think?
Tim: About to gain full range of motion back in his arm
Also Tim: Me and Brent should wrestle
Hands down greatest phone call ever Bert! awesome!
1st day of Black History Month: exists
Racist comedian Bruce Kersher: “I’m celebrating my power”
He said "my power" not white power, I'm good with that.lol
@@georgeedward602 Yeah, but WE know what he means!
*his dog fucking power
@@anthonyzullo No, I don't even think he knows what he means at times but is not racist. There was a time when you could say stupid shit and not be put on a cross for a joke. He is a comedian and shouldn't be judged like that..we would be left with boring comics if so.
@@joshuasandstrom2793 hey, it’s a joke.
Trent and Bobby lookin nice today.
One of my favorite episodes in the whole podcast. Watching this one twice!
Bruce should put out a book called Drinking on Occasion, which is a book with a collection of drinks to drink on specific occasions.
I would buy this