Bert: Ice cream is calories, thats terrible, don't you know anything? Also Bert: So I ordered a Big Mac Meal, 3 Large Fries, Diet Coke, and 4 Cheeseburgers.
Bert is the real life Homer Simpson. He has a massive alcohol addiction, he eats doughnuts without self control, and im pretty sure he has a crayon stuck in his brain because he pronounces "Nightmare" like a real Tik Tok
Comments don't often make me burst out laughing, but yours did. The funniest thing about this podcast so far. Thanks! :-) BTW, Bert pronounces "nightmare" wrong because he also spells it wrong, as "nightmere."
Bert: "An adult who eats ice cream is out of control of their life. Just shoving calories down your throat for no reason." Also Bert: "Yeah I had 4 Krispy Kreme donuts back to back yesterday after a nap"
"if i see a grown man eat icecream i instantly think they have no control of their life" says the guy who thinks a chlorine pool is a shower and brushes his teeth once a month with soap.
Bert "If you eat ice cream as an adult your life is out of control, pizza is Ok tho" Few seconds.... Bert "I ate 4 Krispy Kreme yesterday back to back"
Bert: "Eating ice cream isn't for men" Also Bert: *Scared to fly in planes* *Doesn't like to take real showers* *Regularly eats donuts* *Listens to 6ix9ine* *Literally whines like a child at slightest inconvenience*
Bert can't stop himself from eating an entire tray of cookies his daughter baked but he draws the line at ice cream? He's an unbelievably confusing individual
Can you imagine if Bert lost his endless supply of Xanax? He'd find out real quick just how bad his alcoholism really is. "I can stop anytime." No shit you just replace it with the pill version so you don't die of a seizure.
>Bert giving Nadav incorrect instructions and talking to him like he's the stupid one while Bert's still saying "nightmere" My blood pressure would be p high
I loved him for offering to walk after Bert made an veiled threat to get him fired; which just had Bert back-peddling and denying that was what he was suggesting that very thing. I thought Bert really showed himself up this episode
Nadav could’ve made that funny, Bert was being funny weather he meant it or not but nadav wants to be sensitive. I feel like he stands up for himself at bad times. why not pull Bert aside and have a 1 on 1 instead of calling him out on the show! Of course Bert isn’t gonna just take that well
Daniel Sheppard but it also sounds like Bert is nice to Nadav off camera and then takes it too far on camera. It’s also hard for someone to google for someone else
I think he just looks at them but he does not actually listen to anything. Then he claims he is a fan of hip hop when he is more a fan of the news behind them.
To be fair, Travis Scott is just so generic; his music nor his personality stands out to me. Idk why hes so popular (not trying to hate, I just dont see his appeal.)
@@jamesalex391 I get the appeal from his live shows, I like a few of his songs but I went to a live show and it was pretty damn good. He knows how to put on a show.
I did lol its actually a pretty interesting thing because the people that are prone to do it do it because they dont want to feel emotional pain - and they prefer the physical pain but my squeemishness to the sigght of blood ruined that LOL
If you see a girl with 100s of scars up and down her arms, run as fast as you can. She's an unstable nutcase and will make your life hell, even after breaking up.
@@weezypeezy1725 Yeah, I learned my lesson. Sometimes they cut on their upper thighs, so it's less noticeable. Either way, it's a sign that they're emotionally and mentally unstable and not worth the effort/grief to be in a relationship with. Even if they're not actively cutting, they still need years of therapy.
Nadav needs to stay in his lane. He's horrible, at Google? In the words of Joe DeRosa, "Hey video guy, why don't you go EDIT some shit?" Everyone forgetting Tom had the same issue with him.
Nadav should practice searching things lol, he's terrible at it. Bert wasn't the only messing with him about either. Nadav came off as lazy and ungrateful to me, literally a human laugh track that doesn't want to do anything else it seems
I understand Nadav, Bert seems to be a very tiresome person to be around. Not joking, i do believe he has some undiagnosed manic disorder. Thats why he is so impulsive, unpredictable and incoherent sometimes.
Its ADHD. I'm a bit younger than him, but he reminds me of myself on bad days. Adhd is not a throwaway and I'm not diagnosing anyone, just speaking on experience.
Bert complaining about Nadov: "he's so nice and then the cameras turn on and all of a sudden he's this character." Nadov: "yeah, same thing to you, man..." I absolutely love this Nadov, I think he is establishing straight up that Bert and Tom are not the same person, he doesn't mind Tom being "jokey" with him and deprecating to a certain extent, but he ain't taking that shit from Bert. I noticed that Bert would kind of jump on the "be mean to Nadov" bandwagon whenever he was on two bears one cave, but that's a cute little back-and-forth Tom and Nadov have, & I don't think Nadov sees Bert in the same light, clearly hahaha. Lowkey, I think Nadov would fuck up bert if they ever came to blows lmfao. Two bears, one boxing match, perhaps hahaha
I was thinking the same thing. I strongly dislike how Bert is picking on Nadav, even if it is meant as a joke. It isn't funny. As if Bert would do any better at Nadav's job, I bet he would keep interrupting to tell his own stories.
"come to blows" - Nadav doesn't need to fight Bert, he can just edit (or not edit and let Bert dig his own grave) #teamNadav (Although I am secretly hoping this will lead to a Nadav vs Bert WWE match, with Mystic Rick vs ??an actual pro-wrestler turkey-slicer event)
I can't keep quiet about this anymore. Bert once came to my city and the whole city had to be put on lockdown because of the smell. I hope people start speaking up about this so he can't keep getting away with it
OMG SAME!!!! I’ve been saving screenshots for years just for this moment. He’s been shitting around far longer then should have been allowed. I’m glad we can speak up and voice our truth!
Tom is definitely helping bert ruin his career😂😂😂 he sets him up to trash someone and he falls for it everytime then tom just looks into the camera like "Got Em" 😂😂😂
Oh my the way Bert talks to Nedav is so demeaning and then he questions why he is soo mouthy😒😒😒 Bert, Nedav reactions are normal you need to chill! #teamNedav🙏🏽
Lol Fr especially when he said “who do you think Tom would choose to stay and do the podcast you or me”. Hes probably been in a echo chamber lately and no one to call out his bullshit
Excessive alcohol consumption is literally the worst thing next to cocaine to achieve proper sleep (aka the time when everyone's body is able to recover) Go for a 5 mile run, then go home and drink enough for a small house party to get a proper buzz on; now imagine wondering why you're not losing weight while doing both of those things on a daily basis... its pretty insane tbh.. That said, given berts comedy talent and life trajectory up to this point I'd do the same thing. Ride it into the rocks baybayyy!
Bert:”I’ve never heard him talk back to his boss like that” Nadav:”I wasn’t talking back to Tom” Bert:”Not saying I’m your boss. But boyyy you’d be on thin ice if I were” Nadav:”Oh for sure dude....🙄” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ChadChinchilla because he's a friend and colleague to Tom. He's not a fuckin dog. Nothing wrong with respecting the crew that makes the show possible. Otherwise it's Tom listening to Bert's excessive ramblings.
Bort: "I've never heard him talk back to his boss like that." Nadav: "I don't talk back to Tom like that." *Translation: "You're not my fucking boss." I'm really starting to get sick of Bert and his ego. I love him to death, but recently, he's been insufferable.
Jesus. What does "pharmacy" mean in America? In England they sell medicine, and things that are healthy! *EDIT* ok I googled it, and they just stopped selling cigarettes in 'pharmacies' Good luck, America!
@@jerbil9353 country calls thing a different word than I call thing? Wow! Good luck! Relax brother, I don't insult locals when I go to a different state and see they say package store instead of liquor store.
Dude are you the guy Bert was talking about with the Good News Network? I swear he said your name. You should partner up with that guy from The Office. What was his name again?
@@bambrough85 August episode: Bert has a red black-eye that no one acknowledges throughout the 90 minute podcast, AND when Bert say, "Navad pull up that video of..." Nadav replies with a sharp "What?!!" and Bert flinches and lowers his eyes to the table.
"YoUd bE oN tHiN iCe wItH mE" - Bert is the new FedSmoker (has broken knife to fix his decaying tooth, as he grinds out angry threats to Nadav) #teamNadav
His IQ cant be very high but his fellow comedians encourage him to always be thinking and it results in a lot of incoherent rambling. You wont find logic in places it does not exist.
@@Killer985100 I prefer to go through life over analyzing everything rather than go coasting through life analyzing nothing and end up being a 60 year old man that takes a 50/50 guess when you ask him if the sun revolves around the earth or the earth around the sun.
@@sonnywilliams9610 talk to my phone corrector, english is not my first language, I won't edit it lady... I'll simply wish you a nice day and be nice 😘
"You're saying it wrong, you're saying it like it's a horse" Yeah, that's exactly how you say it because surprise! It's spelled like that lmao! I can't get enough of Bert, ever.
Umberto But if there is some big news they usually record something and edit it in the beginning of the episode. Like when Covid became big news of the George Floyd situation. But I think they don’t want to bring light to the situation until he’s proven guilty because if he’s innocent people will still never see him the same even if he is proven innocent so not mentioning it might help. Obviously just speculating.
i have a feeling i know whos name they bleeped out and its not that bad which makes me think bert secretly likes him and doesnt even want people to know that he knows who the guy is
I think this might be the first time ever I've decided to comment on a TH-cam video, here it goes: Not sure if the Bert/Nadav tension is a skit or not but the indignation Nadav displayed was palpable. It was ironic when Bert, unsure himself of Nadavs change in tone, said "you know how some people that arent funny try to be funny and it doesn't work" (im paraphrasing) and just a moment later is being sarcastic and mocking of Nadav with the long running joke of his "inability to do a proper search". It seems to be the type of workplace ribbing one would expect, but understand something, the tone in which both Tom and Bert from time to time use towards him may as well be asking "how fucking stupid are you". He cant joke back in the same way, not only because it would break the flow of the show but he's an employee. At some point, it stops being a light hearted jeer. The long joke becomes a back handed remark and you can get away with it because it's 1.) Under the guise of a joke in which case "lighten the fuck up, I wonder what it must be like to be you're boyfriend" & 2.) You happen to be someone with leverage in which case, your punching downward at someone's expense. In Nadav shoes, I would have said the same thing, i smiled ear to ear when Nadav said "I'll quit right now if you want" and good for you m8, wouldnt have been a great move career but you took as stance and have at least made it known "enough". Im a huge fan of the show, I mean this all in a very well intended way, maybe lay off our favorite background laugh track. Keep it high and tight
@@CJJC42 not sure its all that. To be fair Toms been saying things like that to Nadav for a while, hence him putting it out there that theyve "reconciled". This all might have started off as Bert simply leaning into what he thought was again, office humor that already existed; but his ego was obviously bruised when Nadav spoke out. The fact though that he had the audacity to say to Nadav "if I made Tom pick between you or I, who do you think he would pick" honestly got under my skin. Just absolute disregard for any contribution he makes to the show and undermines the staff. It was a bit of an ugly episode, itd also make the point anytime i can hear some annoyance about Nadav and pulling things up, it's more distracting than what ever lull the show may be experiencing at that moment
This is like the most dad comment I've ever read, and I mean that in a completely positive way. You just laid out the entire scenario like a fuckin champion.
Is it just me or was Brent Chrysler more annoying this episode then most? Maybe it's all that anticipation energy before going on his debauchery tour. Lol.
He's been that way for a while imo. He favorite thing is to laugh over the top loud and high pitch at himself. He's the guy that has to be the loudest person in the room at all times.
Jesus Bart, bringing it down to "who do you think Tom likes more" is the most childish thing i've heard in a while. Can someone make a Bert abuses Blueban compilation ending with him being all weirded out when he talks back for once?
17:33 "I got Skipper fingers"! LOL anyone else remember the skipper from gilligan's island rub his fingers when he got wound up? Somebody PLEASE make a side by side GIF of Nathan Hale (Skipper) and Brent wiggling his fingers in delight!!!
And then is surprised by nadav’s reaction. And really crossed the line by his “who do you think Tom would choose? You or me? To work with”. He obviously isn’t as close to nadav as Tom is, but is stupid enough to join in on Toms “shitting” on nadav search abilities bit every time (and Tom is stupid enough to create a nadav is a shit googler/searcher bit whereas joe praises his single staffer)
If both their lives were like the Truman show like 24/hr live-streams I would be just like the people watching Truman’s life instead of living my own lololol
Bert talking about caloric intake is like watching a man who's fully on fire talk about fire safety
Lol Fire marshal Bill
A friend of mine told he lost 5 pounds over A YEAR, and was offering me weight loss advice that "worked" for him lol.
As a fat guy whos been on fire, I approve this message
Bert: Ice cream is calories, thats terrible, don't you know anything?
Also Bert: So I ordered a Big Mac Meal, 3 Large Fries, Diet Coke, and 4 Cheeseburgers.
@@lokithecat7225 also, I ate 4 donuts yesterday.
Blueban made me laugh harder with his “I wouldn’t talk to Tom like that” more than Bert ever has. He needs a raise.
I love Nadav
#teamBlueban Nadav showers with soap, washes his hair, brushes his teeth, and wears clean clothes. I have never seen Nadav's toenails.
@@VideoNozoki I've heard they're so clean you could eat a pizza off of them.
Bert: "If you eat ice cream you have no control over your life."
Also Bert: "I ate 4 donuts back to back after a nap."
Also has a drinking problem
Bert: "If you eat ice cream you have no control over your life."
Also Bert: "I ate 12 cookies, who only makes 12 cookies."
Also Judd Apatow Loooves Ice Cream hahah.
Don’t forget the four cheeseburgers, Big Mac and large fries
And Hes a raging alcoholic
Bert: "only racist white kids listen to 69"
Also Bert: *dancing to 69*
@Murder Cloak t dawg? cringe
Bert is the real life Homer Simpson. He has a massive alcohol addiction, he eats doughnuts without self control, and im pretty sure he has a crayon stuck in his brain because he pronounces "Nightmare" like a real Tik Tok
Comments don't often make me burst out laughing, but yours did. The funniest thing about this podcast so far. Thanks! :-)
BTW, Bert pronounces "nightmare" wrong because he also spells it wrong, as "nightmere."
He's also bald
I love your Homer Simpson point....that is so dead on.
If they do a live action Simpsons, they should cast Bert. Perfect.
Big difference is homer is self aware
Nadav snapping at bert made my week. can we get shirts/hats with "for sure, dude!" please
"I'm not talking back to TOM like that."
“I’ll walk out right now if you want” 😂
Bert: “Someone needs to explain the internet to [Nadav].” No, Bert, someone needs to explain it to you
Yeah I'd buy a piece of Nadav merch
"THIS ISNT A BIT!" lol
“That person is so out of control of their life” *slams 4 donuts, 2 pounds of brisket and chugs half a handle of Tito’s*
Bert- "if you eat ice cream you have no control in life"
Also Bert- "I ate 4 cheeseburgers, a big mac, and a large fry on my way home"
I know this from the guy promoting selfish religion. come at me Bert. lol.
A single, large fry?😂
Bert: "An adult who eats ice cream is out of control of their life. Just shoving calories down your throat for no reason."
Also Bert: "Yeah I had 4 Krispy Kreme donuts back to back yesterday after a nap"
Also Bert, "I think I'll go drink 10 beers despite that 100% of the doctors I have talked to have told me my drinking is a problem."
Burt has drooled about eating ice cream with his daughter. It's a bit
"if i see a grown man eat icecream i instantly think they have no control of their life" says the guy who thinks a chlorine pool is a shower and brushes his teeth once a month with soap.
That's just what makes bert; bert. I guess lol
Where'd the soap thing come from lol ?
This is how he looks down on people about self control. He picks one thing he can actually abstain from and then judges everyone who doesn't.
Fuck I laughed so hard
michael hall “he picks one thing he can actually abstain from”
Hahahahaha
Bert "If you eat ice cream as an adult your life is out of control, pizza is Ok tho"
Few seconds....
Bert "I ate 4 Krispy Kreme yesterday back to back"
watched all episodes... this is my least favorite... too much tension and politics, light and stupid is their forte
Bert: "What grown man eats ice cream?"
also Bert: *drinks a gallon of Kool-Aid a day*
I can’t believe we almost got to hear Bert try to talk about Tulsa race riots and we got railroaded by Wild ‘n Out
Idk which I was more excited to see.. that or Ceasar Milan seeing the fucked up clips of YMH.
The current ones or the ones started by a black kid assaulting a white girl and people over reacted?
@@christopherjohnson6863 they said it was an assault.....
As a Tulsa citizen, im a little disappointed, but then again it’s Brent Chestler so 🤷♂️
lol. he didn't actually want to talk about it. he wanted to make sure everyone knew that he did his part by 'listening to an audiobook'.
Bert: "Eating ice cream isn't for men"
Also Bert: *Scared to fly in planes* *Doesn't like to take real showers* *Regularly eats donuts* *Listens to 6ix9ine* *Literally whines like a child at slightest inconvenience*
Shlapped
Has literally never seen the word "nightmare" spelled.
He wants to be a dandy.
Hey man, just eat ice cream. Don't feel bad.
Reth Sogen nothing wrong with loving uncrustables, they are a god send
I love that he spelled it wrong and heard the recording and was just like “agree to disagree” like it’s an opinion
Tom: *definitively proves Bert is pronouncing a word wrong*
Bert: “Agree to disagree.”
Bert can't stop himself from eating an entire tray of cookies his daughter baked but he draws the line at ice cream? He's an unbelievably confusing individual
Almost like he's a raging narcissist.
Yeah I would describe him as a douche and if he was my dad I would never talk to him after 18
@@sendlove holy shit you people are dramatic
Logan Rosholt People in the comments got really upset over the ice cream comment lol.
There’s no way that man doesn’t “murder a pint of Ben & jerrys while watching a movie with the girls” on quarantine. Bullshit.
Bert the one who is in denial about his alcoholism says men who eat an ice cream cone are "out of control." You cannot make this shit up.
Can you imagine if Bert lost his endless supply of Xanax? He'd find out real quick just how bad his alcoholism really is. "I can stop anytime." No shit you just replace it with the pill version so you don't die of a seizure.
@K. well he's got liver problems, 120 is probably a stretch
@@hammartid okay maybe 105.
He can't eat it because of his teeth I bet
Nadav talking back to Bert needs to happen more god that was incredible
BEST PART
@@tylorletz1256 the very best part
Cause he sure never talks back to Tom lol
@@jcw231 well thats his actual boss lol
I came to this episode just for that
I LOST it when Nadav responded “oh, for sure dude.” 😂
Jesus.. the Bert vs Nadav saga begins. I respect the balls on Nadav for going at Bert like that 🤣🤣
>Bert giving Nadav incorrect instructions and talking to him like he's the stupid one while Bert's still saying "nightmere"
My blood pressure would be p high
nadav playing the bert sound bites while bert was talking was hilarious
The most Bert thing ever is talking down to Nadav like he’s a tik tok for weeks and then be confused when Nadav talks back #bluebangate
I agree. Berts been a dick to him every week.
Hail Blue Ban! Stanky Dawg Love Kreischer gets pissed when someone talks down to him or insults him, and he goes hard in the paint against Nadav.
People do know that’s just a bit they do Tom wouldn’t let Bert actually shit on The ginger
Isn't Nadav jewish... classic Bert.
To be fair, it's aggravating to watch Nadav try to do google searches
Hearing bernt repeatedly say “nightmere” nearly drove me to violence
Don't forget his pronunciation of "Javalina Jundred ".
He’s infuriating
I love Nedav - Bert literally cannot fathom not being liked lol. Way to stand your ground and call his bluff, he immediately walked that back
Nedav sucks.
@@kingphonsy bad take but okay
Hearing an alcoholic binge eater judge people for enjoying ice cream was one of the best moments on this podcast.
Sounds like that story was more about his dad judging him for eating ice cream and not ice cream itself.
Navad or whatever his name is has to go
I've come to realize what I like most about this show is fantasizing about telling bert how dumb he is XD
You’d think Bert could at least remember Nadav’s name after all these episodes 😂
To be fair, when you're trying to say "Nadav", "Glock" is almost indistinguishable.
Bret can barely remember his own name half the time
Nadav, Glock, mumbles... sounds about right
the way Tom looks at Bert like he is like he observing a lab rat.
so true
Lab rats are more intelligent though 🤣
Bert is painful in all ways possible
One day Tom is going to brutally murder Bert on the show.
bert literally makes up his beliefs on the spot
Hollywood loves that shit
You nailed it. I couldn’t figure it out, but that’s it. He is a mass of confusion, not sure of anything but sure of everything on the spot 🤣
The guy that calls everything "Treats" calls ice cream childish? 😂😂
Lol ALSO the guy that is "obsessed" with Uncrustables 😂
“Grown men don’t eat ice cream,” says a grown man who listens to Tekashi.
Lol. No one should ever look to him as guiding compass on men/adulthood.
Also, says a grown man that eats more hot dogs then a Coney Island competitive eater 🤔
Brad is really a strange strange human.
Give him a break, they found blood in his sugar stream.
@@TyLockton 😂
Bert, fueled by Tito's and treats: "Eating ice cream is a sign of someone who has no control over their body."
“I’m not talking back to Tom like that.” -Native
Bert is an absolute nightmare (pronounced correctly). So glad Native works for a decent human.
I loved him for offering to walk after Bert made an veiled threat to get him fired; which just had Bert back-peddling and denying that was what he was suggesting that very thing. I thought Bert really showed himself up this episode
So if Bert's cool with what Ari did, he should release the pod cast.
I always thought bert was only upset because other people were upset about it (i.e. his wife)
AND the Green flash video!!!
He's holding onto it like that fucking wu tang album the pharmabro bought
@@caseyman97 and his Daughters
I wish
Bert loves the road because there isn’t anyone to tell him to stop eating or stop drinking 😂😂😂
That’s why he got such great fan. We fat shame to keep him healthy
Man if they filmed like a couple days later that “celebrity news” segment woulda played out a lot differently
They could have fired a nuke and missed the opportunity.
lol
Are these episodes filmed a whole week in advance? The news broke 5 days ago
@@austinprice770 They seem to be. I think YMH is filmed before Two Bears as well, so we probably won't hear about it on there this week either.
Yeah the YMH studio's editing staff is ass or something, they always require 1-2 weeks
On a serious note, I absolutely HATE how Bert talks to Nadav. I’m glad Nadav actually kinda snapped back a little bit.
True but he can't google for shit...Jamie pull that shit up.
Nadav could’ve made that funny, Bert was being funny weather he meant it or not but nadav wants to be sensitive. I feel like he stands up for himself at bad times. why not pull Bert aside and have a 1 on 1 instead of calling him out on the show! Of course Bert isn’t gonna just take that well
You think it's not a bit?
Daniel Sheppard but it also sounds like Bert is nice to Nadav off camera and then takes it too far on camera. It’s also hard for someone to google for someone else
Time stamp???
Bert: “I have no idea who Travis Scott is”
Also Bert: *starts to talk in depth about tekashi 69 and his relationship with nicki Minaj*
I think he just looks at them but he does not actually listen to anything. Then he claims he is a fan of hip hop when he is more a fan of the news behind them.
@@smashin exactly
To be fair, Travis Scott is just so generic; his music nor his personality stands out to me. Idk why hes so popular (not trying to hate, I just dont see his appeal.)
@@jamesalex391 I get the appeal from his live shows, I like a few of his songs but I went to a live show and it was pretty damn good. He knows how to put on a show.
Pls no
Can we start keeping tally of how many people don’t answer Berts calls?
“Did you ever hear about cutting and then you wanted to try it out??”
-brent chrystal
I did lol its actually a pretty interesting thing because the people that are prone to do it do it because they dont want to feel emotional pain - and they prefer the physical pain
but my squeemishness to the sigght of blood ruined that LOL
Rapportus5 what a bad thing to ruin /s
If you see a girl with 100s of scars up and down her arms, run as fast as you can. She's an unstable nutcase and will make your life hell, even after breaking up.
Toasted Joe very true. I take it that you had a bad experience?
@@weezypeezy1725 Yeah, I learned my lesson. Sometimes they cut on their upper thighs, so it's less noticeable. Either way, it's a sign that they're emotionally and mentally unstable and not worth the effort/grief to be in a relationship with. Even if they're not actively cutting, they still need years of therapy.
I understand why berts dad feels the way he does about him now.
Damn😂😂💀 you’re not wrong though
Bert’s a millionaire now. His lifestyle and his ridiculous personality paid off for him. I’m sure his dad is proud of him at this point.
The silent part where Bert is dancing to 6ix9ine and Tom has murder in his eyes is a perfect clip to describe their relationship
I loved that we got to hear Bert's heavy breathing into the microphone, too.
Bert judging someone for becoming a character when they get attention is RICH
Fucking amazing
what time ?
@@supernovamimosa 1:09:40 Tom's face sums it up perfectly
To be fair, he was quoting Rawlings. Smells really bad tho!
Robert Schneider Nadav came back real quick, something like “same can be said about you man.” 😂 Based Nav
Nadav checking Bert is hilarious 😂😂😂
Nadav is tik tok
"When people who aren't funny try to be funny, sometimes they mess up" -Bernt Christler at peak self awareness
Berts gonna have someone read these comments to him and he’s gonna be very upset
That literally made me lol.
Sad part I bet everyone won't get both parts of your joke...
Zaaamm Okay Marcus. Home here now
Good
Could cut the tension w a knife and I enjoyed every minute 😂😂😂.
Bert: Still trying time figure out if this is a bit
Nadav: It’s not a bit!!
Nick DiMasi normally I would agree, but I like everyone in that studio and want em all to just get along 😭
Fuck yeah, I'm 100% with Blueban on this. I still love Bert, but hes been bitching out Nadav a bit too much, glad he stood up for himself
I can't figure out why Bert is so bothered by Nadav and so incredibly disrespectful.
Nadav needs to stay in his lane. He's horrible, at Google? In the words of Joe DeRosa, "Hey video guy, why don't you go EDIT some shit?" Everyone forgetting Tom had the same issue with him.
Nadav should practice searching things lol, he's terrible at it. Bert wasn't the only messing with him about either. Nadav came off as lazy and ungrateful to me, literally a human laugh track that doesn't want to do anything else it seems
"When people who aren't funny try to be funny, they mess up". That's Bert in a nutshell.
Bert on every episode of bill burt
Says the dude not getting paid to write jokes, lol know your place, trash
@@carlmccartney1025 dude named Carl just tried to drop advice like he's not an incel typing from his moms home computer
@@carlmccartney1025 know your place, incelibate.
@@well_as_an_expert_id_say fun fact, if you actually use the word incel unironically then you yourself are an "incel" lmao butthurt much?
I understand Nadav, Bert seems to be a very tiresome person to be around. Not joking, i do believe he has some undiagnosed manic disorder. Thats why he is so impulsive, unpredictable and incoherent sometimes.
Its ADHD. I'm a bit younger than him, but he reminds me of myself on bad days. Adhd is not a throwaway and I'm not diagnosing anyone, just speaking on experience.
@@juneack5848 I have it too really bad and I'm sooooo glad someone finally Said it.... when you actually suffer from ADHD you know....
Nah it's just undiagnosed ADHD
Bert complaining about Nadov: "he's so nice and then the cameras turn on and all of a sudden he's this character."
Nadov: "yeah, same thing to you, man..."
I absolutely love this Nadov, I think he is establishing straight up that Bert and Tom are not the same person, he doesn't mind Tom being "jokey" with him and deprecating to a certain extent, but he ain't taking that shit from Bert.
I noticed that Bert would kind of jump on the "be mean to Nadov" bandwagon whenever he was on two bears one cave, but that's a cute little back-and-forth Tom and Nadov have, & I don't think Nadov sees Bert in the same light, clearly hahaha.
Lowkey, I think Nadov would fuck up bert if they ever came to blows lmfao. Two bears, one boxing match, perhaps hahaha
I was thinking the same thing. I strongly dislike how Bert is picking on Nadav, even if it is meant as a joke. It isn't funny. As if Bert would do any better at Nadav's job, I bet he would keep interrupting to tell his own stories.
Bro i thought i was overanalyzing their beef but im glad im not alone lol #teamnadav
@@Joe_Gonzo Bert wouldn't even be able to spell nightmare in a google search, let alone actually do the real production work of an episode lol
"come to blows" - Nadav doesn't need to fight Bert, he can just edit (or not edit and let Bert dig his own grave) #teamNadav
(Although I am secretly hoping this will lead to a Nadav vs Bert WWE match, with Mystic Rick vs ??an actual pro-wrestler turkey-slicer event)
“I’ll walk away right now “ good for you nadav, standing up for yourself 👍🏻
Time stamp?
I saw this coming a few episodes ago. Its gonna get worse, especially because Tom is his boss. Cant wait for a full blow up!
@@randytalksabout308 around 1:01:30
@@randytalksabout308 1:18:30
1:09:36 also, turn up the volume. Hit him with a jab you can actually see the moment Brents heart breaks that Nadav is funnier than him 😂
I can't keep quiet about this anymore. Bert once came to my city and the whole city had to be put on lockdown because of the smell. I hope people start speaking up about this so he can't keep getting away with it
OMG SAME!!!! I’ve been saving screenshots for years just for this moment. He’s been shitting around far longer then should have been allowed. I’m glad we can speak up and voice our truth!
#speakupagainstbert
I heard he smells so bad dogs won't even let him fuck them anymore
He came to my city and we had to euthanize all of the dogs, preemptively.
I think your referring to the stink riots of '98
Tom is definitely helping bert ruin his career😂😂😂 he sets him up to trash someone and he falls for it everytime then tom just looks into the camera like "Got Em" 😂😂😂
office vibes
Oh my the way Bert talks to Nedav is so demeaning and then he questions why he is soo mouthy😒😒😒 Bert, Nedav reactions are normal you need to chill! #teamNedav🙏🏽
Right?! I love Bert, but it SEEMS like he has no respect for people in the position of assisting him. It makes me cringe.
It's spelled Nadav lmao
But yeah, Brad needs to chill
Yeah, burnt was being a dick, and then when nadav snapped back accused him of being mouthy/having an attitude. That's straight up gas lighting lol.
Lol Fr especially when he said “who do you think Tom would choose to stay and do the podcast you or me”. Hes probably been in a echo chamber lately and no one to call out his bullshit
Toms a saint for hanging with that crazy Manatee, Jesus Bert shut up about the singing
Only Bert can tell you “agreee to disagree “ on a fact and in the same podcast tell you “here’s why your opinion is wrong”
Bert- “Only racist white kids buy sixnine’s music” Also Bert “I actually really liked sixnine’s last song”
To be fair, he was quoting Donnell when he said that first part.
bert- dances to the song
Bert rapping is the podcast equivalent of blackface.
I heard they are trying to pass a law.
Bert’s the Robert Downey Jr of podcasts. Instead of drugs and models, Bert’s into donuts and burning crosses. To each their own, I suppose
It's nails on a chalkboard
Bert has the flow of the machines within guy.
Bert is confused how Nadav got fat without eating pizza
I'm confused how Bert is still fat when he "runs" on the treadmill everyday...
Excessive alcohol consumption is literally the worst thing next to cocaine to achieve proper sleep (aka the time when everyone's body is able to recover)
Go for a 5 mile run, then go home and drink enough for a small house party to get a proper buzz on; now imagine wondering why you're not losing weight while doing both of those things on a daily basis... its pretty insane tbh..
That said, given berts comedy talent and life trajectory up to this point I'd do the same thing. Ride it into the rocks baybayyy!
It's pretty hard to outwork a bad diet, even if he's burning 1000 calories a day running he can cancel that out with a quick meal
He surely eats and drinks waaaaay more calories than he burns on the treadmill
@@weston7585 : Agreed, he certainly doesn't have any other life skills instead.
@EVOlution Production Studios ..."and a large DIET soda."
Bert:”I’ve never heard him talk back to his boss like that”
Nadav:”I wasn’t talking back to Tom”
Bert:”Not saying I’m your boss. But boyyy you’d be on thin ice if I were”
Nadav:”Oh for sure dude....🙄”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol time stamp?
Kick his dumb ass Nadav
Thanks, I was looking for the lyrics 😚✌️
Bert is not allowed a murder poem! He is a co worker! 😆
mfm M 1:01:20
So the man who’s has daddy issues and insecurities of a teenage girl says eating ice cream isn’t manly 😂😂
I could tell the podcast was coming because of the smell
It’s a musty dog smell innit?
The unbearable stench carried through the wind, then i got a notification with burnts face on it
the smell of sad wet dog and peanut butter
My dog hid under my bed.
AHHH LOL LOL LOL LOL
"I'm not talking back to TOM like that."
Tom was good today, but normally they're both complete assholes to him when he's searching. Not cool.
The Williams I agree - I’m just glad he’s defending himself. Tom respects that quite a lot more I think after everything they’ve been through already
he's ego has been getting fed a bit too much lately I gotta admit
@@ChadChinchilla because he's a friend and colleague to Tom. He's not a fuckin dog. Nothing wrong with respecting the crew that makes the show possible. Otherwise it's Tom listening to Bert's excessive ramblings.
Good for Nadav for standing up for himself, but he should also learn how to fucking use Google 😆 He's the Anti-Jamie
"I legit can sing!" Noone on the planet earth is more delusional than Bert when he gets hyped about something...
Literally made a career out of being obliviously overconfident
He thought he was gonna do 500mil+ views for a dad rap music video lmao yeah the hiphop heads would be lining up to watch that forsure.
@@VideoNozoki True words :D Its that Mickey Mantle-gene doing its thing!
"Noone" isn't a fucking word.
@@alexhaile7957 yeah it is
Bort: "I've never heard him talk back to his boss like that."
Nadav: "I don't talk back to Tom like that."
*Translation: "You're not my fucking boss."
I'm really starting to get sick of Bert and his ego. I love him to death, but recently, he's been insufferable.
Chris D’elia didn’t follow proto and got the baby raper stamp.
Did they talk about D'elia in this episode?
Ta ta there, is there a timestamp for that?
I always noticed something was a bit off with him, but it sucks because I liked his stand up.
Class A Chomo
@@Jacobmelrose26 how could you like his stand up?
I literally saw Bert buy around 6 pints of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream on his Instagram story while shopping at the pharmacy
Jesus.
What does "pharmacy" mean in America? In England they sell medicine, and things that are healthy!
*EDIT* ok I googled it, and they just stopped selling cigarettes in 'pharmacies'
Good luck, America!
imnevermakingavideo he’s from England. They eat beans for breakfast. He has no valid opinions.
His statements reflect how he feels while he's gorging on a tub of ice cream
@@jerbil9353 country calls thing a different word than I call thing? Wow! Good luck!
Relax brother, I don't insult locals when I go to a different state and see they say package store instead of liquor store.
SkateFastEatAss you should lol who tf calls it a package store
“You’re burping a LOT today”
“I know...”
“Hot dogs?”
Brent loves dogs, I wonder what his criteria is for which ones are hot...
I can see Bert's diet consisting of whatever's at the local 7-11.
Chinese
The fact that Bert loves 69’s music shows his level of child like mentality.
It's impressive how ignorant/unaware a person can be. He really had no idea why Nadav might be mad at him.
@@aloegallows1661 i bet ur a cool guy
Dude are you the guy Bert was talking about with the Good News Network? I swear he said your name. You should partner up with that guy from The Office. What was his name again?
It’s a joke relax
@@ColdHeartTV It's definitely possible.
bert: mumbles nonsense
also bert: Nadav will never find it
i thought nadav was gonna say something back to him , he should have😭
@@Jay-tj8gf he did lol. he went "Oh for sure dude" in a snappy tone
You mean Glock will never find it, mumble some more
He did come through with the news
Blueban is as much apart of the ymh family as the main mommies are as far as I’m concerned
100% would rather see Christina leave the studio than Nadav at this point. He's more than a main mommy.
Can't wait until he punches Bert
@@bambrough85 August episode: Bert has a red black-eye that no one acknowledges throughout the 90 minute podcast, AND when Bert say, "Navad pull up that video of..." Nadav replies with a sharp "What?!!" and Bert flinches and lowers his eyes to the table.
LMFAO!
Bert: "What kind of grown man eats ice cream?"
I'm sitting here thinking...what kind of grown man drinks GALLONS of Kool-Aid every day!
"YoUd bE oN tHiN iCe wItH mE"
“HeHeEehEeeeEeEEE”
"YoUd bE oN tHiN iCe wItH mE" - Bert is the new FedSmoker (has broken knife to fix his decaying tooth, as he grinds out angry threats to Nadav) #teamNadav
D’elia needs to take notes from the master and chief of following proto Brandt Krystals. Cause he knows that underage dogs can’t talk.
Ta ta there, pre-vert
Yeah but they could still smell him on the dogs....
Also, it’s important to note a 3 year old dog is of legal age
#speakupagainstbert
Do they talk about it? Just wondering before i listen to the whole thing waiting for it
Tom: you know what I like about you, you’re not afraid to look stupid. Bert: grown men don’t eat ice cream.
His IQ cant be very high but his fellow comedians encourage him to always be thinking and it results in a lot of incoherent rambling. You wont find logic in places it does not exist.
@@ModeratelyAmused Do you ever stop and think your over analyzing everything and think Bert likes to give in to the joke and act dumb sometimes lol.
@@Killer985100 I prefer to go through life over analyzing everything rather than go coasting through life analyzing nothing and end up being a 60 year old man that takes a 50/50 guess when you ask him if the sun revolves around the earth or the earth around the sun.
Nightmeeare?.... Tom keeps that TICTOC around to feel better about himself
Bert not knowing who Travis Scott is but him knowing who 69 is shows that he should be not talking about music lmao
This is the podcast where Bert discovers he said "nightmare" wrongly his whole life
“Wrongly”??? Also DINK FAM AYYY
@@sonnywilliams9610 talk to my phone corrector, english is not my first language, I won't edit it lady... I'll simply wish you a nice day and be nice 😘
I mean no shit Sherlock
He also was spelling it wrong. “nightmere” while it’s actually “nightmare”
"You're saying it wrong, you're saying it like it's a horse"
Yeah, that's exactly how you say it because surprise! It's spelled like that lmao! I can't get enough of Bert, ever.
Bert: I judge people who eat ice cream because it's unnecessary.
Bert 5 seconds later: I ate 4 Krispy Cream donuts in a row.
I hate Bert more and more, I may be an active alcoholic but his denialism infuriates me.
“Let’s do a new segment on celebrity news but let’s not talk about Chris Delia”
I have no idea how it didn't show up at the top of the entertainment news
@@AmirAkhlaghi pre recorded mate
These are recorded about 3 weeks in advance, so it hadn't come out yet
Umberto But if there is some big news they usually record something and edit it in the beginning of the episode. Like when Covid became big news of the George Floyd situation. But I think they don’t want to bring light to the situation until he’s proven guilty because if he’s innocent people will still never see him the same even if he is proven innocent so not mentioning it might help. Obviously just speculating.
Man Bert really got his little man feelings hurt this episode
When
@54:00 white man was told to go back to his country
Just listened to a guy who can’t say nightmare correctly discuss politics
i have a feeling i know whos name they bleeped out and its not that bad which makes me think bert secretly likes him and doesnt even want people to know that he knows who the guy is
Nathan Harger whoooooo????
@@kingturd7368 Richard Pryor
I think this might be the first time ever I've decided to comment on a TH-cam video, here it goes:
Not sure if the Bert/Nadav tension is a skit or not but the indignation Nadav displayed was palpable. It was ironic when Bert, unsure himself of Nadavs change in tone, said "you know how some people that arent funny try to be funny and it doesn't work" (im paraphrasing) and just a moment later is being sarcastic and mocking of Nadav with the long running joke of his "inability to do a proper search". It seems to be the type of workplace ribbing one would expect, but understand something, the tone in which both Tom and Bert from time to time use towards him may as well be asking "how fucking stupid are you". He cant joke back in the same way, not only because it would break the flow of the show but he's an employee. At some point, it stops being a light hearted jeer. The long joke becomes a back handed remark and you can get away with it because it's 1.) Under the guise of a joke in which case "lighten the fuck up, I wonder what it must be like to be you're boyfriend" & 2.) You happen to be someone with leverage in which case, your punching downward at someone's expense. In Nadav shoes, I would have said the same thing, i smiled ear to ear when Nadav said "I'll quit right now if you want" and good for you m8, wouldnt have been a great move career but you took as stance and have at least made it known "enough".
Im a huge fan of the show, I mean this all in a very well intended way, maybe lay off our favorite background laugh track. Keep it high and tight
#teamNadav
It’s not a skit dude. Bert has a complex and puts people below him. He’s becoming way less likeable each episode. Sucks for Tom
@@CJJC42 not sure its all that. To be fair Toms been saying things like that to Nadav for a while, hence him putting it out there that theyve "reconciled". This all might have started off as Bert simply leaning into what he thought was again, office humor that already existed; but his ego was obviously bruised when Nadav spoke out. The fact though that he had the audacity to say to Nadav "if I made Tom pick between you or I, who do you think he would pick" honestly got under my skin. Just absolute disregard for any contribution he makes to the show and undermines the staff. It was a bit of an ugly episode, itd also make the point anytime i can hear some annoyance about Nadav and pulling things up, it's more distracting than what ever lull the show may be experiencing at that moment
If Nadav can survive being anally probed I'm sure he'll be fine.
This is like the most dad comment I've ever read, and I mean that in a completely positive way. You just laid out the entire scenario like a fuckin champion.
Tom, please convince Bert to take an IQ test on the show. It would be amazing, love you both!
Bert made me so uncomfortable...he reminded me of the kid in school who just didn’t understand boundaries. #BertSmells.
Or social cues. Or any of the subjects he was taught. Or showering... the list goes on and on.
&NDY R portion control, basic grasp of English language, etc
Bert is allowed to vote, let that sink in. His vote is equal to yours.
My anxiety skyrocketed and I'm not even American.
Idk why that’s so funny 😂😂😂😂
The government doesn't actually count it, they just want him to feel included.
democracy is a joke lol
Time to smoke this bowl then
Bert: "I don't watch the news"
Also Bert: "have you not seen the news? why are you eating ice cream?"
When Bert twiddled his fingers at 17:34 it made me realize he's the real life version of Homer Simpson LMAO
I’ve never agreed with nadav and disliked Bert this much
Same
Same
Same
definitely
a-HUNDRED-per-cent!
Bert's "lifestyle" is being an alcoholic dad
Or just bad dad
I'd say "generally irresponsible" better describes his lifestyle.
Is it just me or was Brent Chrysler more annoying this episode then most? Maybe it's all that anticipation energy before going on his debauchery tour. Lol.
He's been that way for a while imo. He favorite thing is to laugh over the top loud and high pitch at himself. He's the guy that has to be the loudest person in the room at all times.
he was such a dick to Nadav and he was fully in the wrong with the google shit
Then why would you watch this show you tiktok? :')
Nadav: *wanting to be respected and treated like a human being*
Bert: Is this a bit?
Jesus Bart, bringing it down to "who do you think Tom likes more" is the most childish thing i've heard in a while.
Can someone make a Bert abuses Blueban compilation ending with him being all weirded out when he talks back for once?
What else would you expect? He cant eat icecream and has to tell himself ita bad so he doesnt end up like jaba the hut
My favorite part of this podcast is when Tad goes: “yeah”
Bert Kreischer is literally every white teenager from florida
Except he does not know a single Drake song.
Well maybe every middle class white teenager from Fl, but it gets a lot grimier then Bert when you get below the poverty line white
i hate bert
*in Randy's voice* "Hey fuck you"
@@supernovamimosa y
17:33 "I got Skipper fingers"! LOL anyone else remember the skipper from gilligan's island rub his fingers when he got wound up? Somebody PLEASE make a side by side GIF of Nathan Hale (Skipper) and Brent wiggling his fingers in delight!!!
Bert always talks against bullying when he literally belittles and insults Nadhav every podcast now.
And then is surprised by nadav’s reaction. And really crossed the line by his “who do you think Tom would choose? You or me? To work with”. He obviously isn’t as close to nadav as Tom is, but is stupid enough to join in on Toms “shitting” on nadav search abilities bit every time (and Tom is stupid enough to create a nadav is a shit googler/searcher bit whereas joe praises his single staffer)
Bert has actually lost his mind Holly Christmas
I think that happened many years ago but the show just shines light on it
ego getting to large thinking he can take on the world and put everything as an investment opportunity. cant turn off at the moment
nah hes just an idiot
I wish this podcast did the Rogan and uploaded 4-5 times a week.
One HUNdred percent!
Or doug and bert
And some days twice 😅
Idk I want it to stay fresh, Rogan Can stay fresh cause he has different people everytime
If both their lives were like the Truman show like 24/hr live-streams I would be just like the people watching Truman’s life instead of living my own lololol
“I don’t like pizza”
“How’d you get that body?”
Snaaaaaap.